1932: The Great Emu War - Short Film

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2020
  • In a dramatic retelling of Australia's actual war against their own national bird, two soldiers fight for their lives to escape a horde of bloodthirsty emus after a surprise attack.
    Starring Emile Rappaport and Samuel Reinhart
    Directed by Kyle Harrington
    Produced by Noah Dains
    Original Story by Noah Dains
    Screenplay by Noah Dains and Kyle Harrington
    Director of Photography: Clayton Connell
    Production Designer: Noah Dains
    Costume Designer: Kelly Broderick
    Edited by Noah Dains
    Original Music by Robert Mai
    Sound Mixing by Noah Kovalick
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    Email us at: flightlessfilmscontact@gmail.com
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  • @gsanatan9891
    @gsanatan9891 2 роки тому +529

    what a nonsense short filme😡

  • @nav7714
    @nav7714 3 роки тому +939

    If you are a foreigner in Australia, this movie is a crash course about all things Australian. Except for the drop bears, but I guess you wanted to keep it family-friendly.

    • @whysguy1929
      @whysguy1929 3 роки тому +36

      Drop Bears are more of a cerebral thriller kind of aesthetic, maybe for the sequel

    • @killcharge4338
      @killcharge4338 3 роки тому +6

      What about the gun ban

    • @relojdewikidot8488
      @relojdewikidot8488 2 роки тому +2

      hubo oso en las guerra del emú

    • @helendunkerley5522
      @helendunkerley5522 Рік тому +11

      We don’t talk about the dropbears

    • @Albert_1_of_Belgium
      @Albert_1_of_Belgium Рік тому +21

      Don't tell the foreigners about the drop bears until they get here, it's funnier.

  • @lordjacesearcy9382
    @lordjacesearcy9382 3 роки тому +398

    "Europe's the place to be right now(1939)" best quote

    • @R0DBS2
      @R0DBS2 3 роки тому +48

      Top 10 sentences that were spoken before a disaster

    • @emu954
      @emu954 2 роки тому +16

      Little did he know

    • @hobbygame9717
      @hobbygame9717 2 роки тому +2

      not europe

    • @vinz4066
      @vinz4066 Рік тому +10

      And poland especialy.

    • @JRBDWD
      @JRBDWD Рік тому +6

      Well,before 1939 Europe was and most of the world was very optimistic. The economic depressions were being left behind and the third positionist governments were leading the way into a better age.

  • @flintlock6821
    @flintlock6821 Рік тому +86

    “Don’t let them get to you mate. They’re just a bunch of unpaid crew doubling as extras”
    That got me

  • @tektoastium7241
    @tektoastium7241 3 роки тому +32

    "We've already lost to a bloody Turkey."
    Good one mate

  • @the.aardvark
    @the.aardvark 3 роки тому +230

    Friend: "Hey mate what's your favorite movie?"
    Me, an intellectual:

  • @stevepalpatine2828
    @stevepalpatine2828 3 роки тому +441

    One of the greatest war movies I've ever seen, worthy to be mentioned in the same breath as A Bridge Too Far, Apocalypse Now, and Platoon.

  • @drkinferno72
    @drkinferno72 Рік тому +348

    What I remember about the rise of the Great Emu Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private, traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when The order came down, and not when we marched into the Opera House. Not a word."

    • @tea4life430
      @tea4life430 Рік тому +9

      💀 iykyk

    • @toxico1152
      @toxico1152 Рік тому +9

      Brother. Its been a long time

    • @Tubaplayer2
      @Tubaplayer2 Рік тому +2

      I was there too, I was in third column fifth row of that march.

    • @themanwhowouldbebrick
      @themanwhowouldbebrick Рік тому +7

      jUsT liKE tHe siMUlAtIons

    • @matterking1
      @matterking1 Рік тому

      God. The original Star Wars Battlefront 2 is such a good game.

  • @freedomaintfree1030
    @freedomaintfree1030 Рік тому +161

    I fought in the "Rat Rebellion" in Detroit in '77. Like the Great Emu War it has been largely forgotten and erased from history. And, like the proud Australians who served, the men who put down this gnarly uprising in Detroit are largely ignored, the civilian population viewing it as, "animal genocide". We were called, we stood together as men and stopped Detroit from becoming a scavenger-ridden hellhole.

    • @nvelsen1975
      @nvelsen1975 Рік тому +27

      "stopped Detroit from becoming a scavenger-ridden hellhole."
      Won the battle, lost the war, evidently. 😆

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman Рік тому +7

      @N Velsen 😂 I was going to say the *same* thing.
      The whole situation sounds like Vietnam when you don't disclose that they were fighting rats.
      "We entered their territory, they were around every corner, we'd hear them every once in awhile, we'd see 1 or 2, but the shadows are filled with them.. and the longer we stayed at war, the more they got to join their cause.. it was a losing fight from the very start."

    • @johnathanfurber976
      @johnathanfurber976 Рік тому +1

      Worry not: the torch still burns brightly in alberta!

    • @ckc9913studios
      @ckc9913studios Рік тому

      Still is tho.

    • @176SelfridgeCompositeSquadron
      @176SelfridgeCompositeSquadron Рік тому

      We fightin the gangster now they trying take over the city

  • @freestateofeasterislands5099
    @freestateofeasterislands5099 2 роки тому +65

    They posted the trailer on 1st of April...yet they still did it. Madlads. Have my respect.

  • @snailmail972
    @snailmail972 2 роки тому +50

    I am currently writing a research paper on this movie for history class. So I can now officially say I am watching it for homework.

    • @FlightlessFilms
      @FlightlessFilms  2 роки тому +17

      We'd love a chance to read it once it's done!

    • @snailmail972
      @snailmail972 2 роки тому +4

      @@FlightlessFilms Ok! it’s due Feb 2nd so it’ll be done by then :)

    • @snailmail972
      @snailmail972 2 роки тому +4

      @@FlightlessFilms I finished it! We ran out of time in the semester, so it’s more of an outline then a paper but you can still read it if u want to :)

    • @FlightlessFilms
      @FlightlessFilms  2 роки тому +6

      @@snailmail972 Perfect! Email it to us at flightlessfilmscontact@gmail.com

  • @jacksonmoo5974
    @jacksonmoo5974 3 роки тому +37

    "Oh shit I forgot the commander needs a medic" Real Australian mate

  • @ignitetheinferno1858
    @ignitetheinferno1858 Рік тому +19

    My new wife (married 2 weeks ago yesterday) and I watched it last night before bed. We got a good laugh out of it and she got a kick when I showed her the actual war. At least......what the Emus allow us to know.

  • @kevinp9872
    @kevinp9872 3 роки тому +149

    genuinely one of the greatest indie period pieces ive ever seen, and funnier than most of the comedies in recent years, absolutely brilliant work

  • @yt_krg
    @yt_krg 3 роки тому +67

    you did it you absolute mad men you did it

  • @Orionhart
    @Orionhart 3 роки тому +271

    So excited to have been a part of this. I'm Donald, btw. Love how it turned out :)
    EDIT: The post has been removed from r/Australia. They're trying to keep the truth from getting out! #Remember1932 #EmuWars

    • @kamm6001
      @kamm6001 3 роки тому +15

      definitely gonna have to subscribe to you

    • @Orionhart
      @Orionhart 3 роки тому +9

      @@kamm6001 Thank you! I'm a Twitch Streamer (since the Acting Industry is tough right now) and make Among Us content on UA-cam

    • @traceymuy1942
      @traceymuy1942 3 роки тому +9

      You did a really great job XD! Amazing! The Emu call was awesome XD 😂👌.

    • @Orionhart
      @Orionhart 3 роки тому +6

      @@traceymuy1942 thank you very much

    • @northernkaiser7979
      @northernkaiser7979 3 роки тому +5

      It in r/emuwarflashbacks

  • @finndelacy5447
    @finndelacy5447 2 роки тому +65

    CRIMINALLY underrated. This masterpiece deserves a lot more

  • @venezuelanomarico
    @venezuelanomarico 3 роки тому +39

    *This Film is dedicated to the brave Emu Fighters of Australia*

  • @MrBAILIES
    @MrBAILIES 3 роки тому +23

    This deserves the same recognition as films such as saving private ryan, apocalypse now, full metal jacket

  • @LarryRock100
    @LarryRock100 3 роки тому +58

    I like the part with the emus.

  • @gabrielsantosbastos5257
    @gabrielsantosbastos5257 Рік тому +40

    This is the longest "short film" I've ever seen, loved every second

    • @tobybartels8426
      @tobybartels8426 Рік тому +7

      According to the Academy (and several others), if it's under 40 minutes, then it's a short. (Others set the bar even longer.)
      But yeah, this is still a long one; films tend to avoid the middle ground.

    • @gospelofrye6881
      @gospelofrye6881 Рік тому +4

      @@tobybartels8426 It's not about how long it is, it's about how you use it.

  • @ronaldmartino947
    @ronaldmartino947 3 роки тому +238

    I hardly ever post comments but this... this is a masterpiece. I found it by accident and my friend and I laughed so hard the writing and effects amazing this definitely deserves some serious attention. Anxiously awaiting the next piece from you guys. Great work!

    • @ilanaberkman4454
      @ilanaberkman4454 3 роки тому +7

      How can I ever repay you for introducing me to this beautiful film

  • @comradekenya37
    @comradekenya37 2 роки тому +6

    I showed this to my grandpa, he got a new apartment at Sydney Mental ward! Thank you mate.

  • @mattbaker7305
    @mattbaker7305 Рік тому +4

    Mad Max, The Castle, Romper Stomper, Rabbit Proof Fence... And now, sitting comfortably amongst to the greatest of Austrialian cinema, 1932: The Emu War

  • @sirsnacksalot198
    @sirsnacksalot198 Рік тому +3

    I’m not kidding when I say this deserves a reward

  • @ironcheater1012
    @ironcheater1012 3 роки тому +170

    this is actually really well done. its a crime how little attention this has

    • @mitzikolo
      @mitzikolo Рік тому +3

      Ask your friends to share it with atleast two of their friends, those friends do the same and eventually video will go viral.

    • @WeetIkWatGames
      @WeetIkWatGames Рік тому +1

      I know right!

  • @everests_yeti4201
    @everests_yeti4201 Рік тому +5

    I can respect the emu, as they are the only animal to ever win a war.

  • @rylack5608
    @rylack5608 Рік тому +27

    Absolutely Masterpiece. I never imagined how bloodthirsty emu could be and the horrors those soldiers lived through... and I also didn't know what an emu looked like until now. Hope more people will remember this piece of human history

  • @randomdude2880
    @randomdude2880 Рік тому +5

    I led a small squad of emu’s into a small little town in Victoria. My whole squad was killed because the town was surrounded by land mines. RIP to 24th emu squad.

  • @wintermute740
    @wintermute740 Рік тому +5

    I found out about the Great Emu War from... an evolutionary biologist, of all people... And this short film is absolutely as absurd as I had hoped. Thank you for half an hour of genuine joy and laughter.

  • @shoopinc
    @shoopinc 2 роки тому +18

    This is a classic, a timeless work that will outlast even Shakespeare.

  • @mr.stately9205
    @mr.stately9205 11 місяців тому +3

    At first I thought the trailer was the end joke but no no our Aussie friends saw it through and I loved it lol.

  • @fedoraspeaks8962
    @fedoraspeaks8962 2 роки тому +25

    Most emotionally tension based film ever. Made me cry harder then the death of ellie fredrickson in "UP"

  • @MikeLikesBikes095
    @MikeLikesBikes095 Рік тому +7

    The BF1 kill sound at 7:47 is such a great hidden gem 😂

    • @derpcade
      @derpcade Рік тому

      I didn't even notice it at first lmao

  • @alehaim
    @alehaim 3 роки тому +220

    Okay, this is so darn freaking awesome!
    The story is good for this short film, the humor is absolutely amazing making me laugh several times, the characters are believable enough while the main character's motivations are believable.
    The visual effects are just absolutely magnificent as the emus are used in my opinion almost perfectly considering they are edited into the film while the gun shooting and fighting scene effects are done beautifully. The costumes and practical effects like blood also were done magnificently.
    The props used for this film are just amazing looking, all the while the filming locations chosen are basically perfect(besides the Hollywood sign).
    The cinematography also was done wonderfully.
    The parts I feel are the only bad parts of the whole film are the Hollywood logo at 18:18 and the rolling down the hill starting around 16:00. The Hollywood sign took away my immersion of watching this film because of how it reminded me this is a film as there is no Hollywood sign in rural Australia, where I get the feeling of this taking place. I don't think it would have been too hard to edit it out.
    The rolling down the hill part also broke my immersion because it didn't feel like a single roll down the hill, but instead it looked like several different scenes stitched together, along with the fact that the lighting just seemed to change just so slightly during that scene, which further broke the immersion. I understand it is not the easiest to get this kind of scene to look perfect, but still it could have been done better in my opinion.
    I would rate this 9.5/10. The film overall is just magnificent and without flaw besides the editing of the two scenes I mentioned. Every single person who did the production and acting of this film did an absolutely amazing job!

  • @thebusinessman652
    @thebusinessman652 Рік тому +4

    Well for people who thought that them saying “based on true story” yes the Emu War did happen and no, nobody died except for emus and it was reported that you had to shoot them 16 or more times to kill one emu

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman 3 роки тому +54

    For university, I had to write a review of a recent work of art and I picked this masterpiece.

    • @FlightlessFilms
      @FlightlessFilms  3 роки тому +23

      If you are being serious, we are dying to read this review!

    • @Jan_Koopman
      @Jan_Koopman 3 роки тому +16

      @@FlightlessFilms, I am. The review is in Dutch though, so I'd have to translate it first and I'm not sure how to send it to you.

    • @FlightlessFilms
      @FlightlessFilms  3 роки тому +11

      @@Jan_Koopman If you can email it to flightlessfilmscontact@gmail.com , and no need to translate if you don't have time! We'd still love to see it in it's original form and we can see what good old google translate makes of it.

    • @arandomguy656
      @arandomguy656 Рік тому +9

      @@FlightlessFilms It is one year later now and I don’t know if you will read this but please, if you have the review, I beg of you, make a comment containing it or something like that.

    • @johnnytopgun6414
      @johnnytopgun6414 Рік тому +7

      @@FlightlessFilms yes I second the fella below

  • @mikesmicroworlds4566
    @mikesmicroworlds4566 2 роки тому +9

    The commander! What a fucking hero! “Burn in hell you flightless fucks!” Hahahahahahha

  • @iansnell8897
    @iansnell8897 2 роки тому +6

    Raised by emus, more dangerous than wolves...

  • @superduperchris8746
    @superduperchris8746 3 роки тому +26

    CHRIST WHY IS THIS SO GOOD FOR SUCH A SMALL CHANNEL

  • @rotaryprism
    @rotaryprism Рік тому +2

    me at 8pm: I'll go to bed early, let me just watch a quick video
    me at 1am: Emu War

  • @deeznuts8659
    @deeznuts8659 Рік тому +4

    This is the movie of all time. Thank you for telling this forgotten period of history and shedding some light on it

  • @v0533
    @v0533 3 роки тому +47

    Extremely moving picture. Very much a heartbreaking experience. I felt the pain and dread. Deserves an Emmy

  • @dylanpalen4754
    @dylanpalen4754 3 роки тому +6

    This is better than any Hollywood film

    • @phersong
      @phersong Рік тому

      Technically it is a hollywood film lol 18:19

  • @Bail.e_y
    @Bail.e_y 2 роки тому +9

    This was a gruesome war man

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 2 роки тому +3

      What's sadder is the Australians lost

    • @FortyFiveUltimate45
      @FortyFiveUltimate45 Рік тому +2

      @@Mr_Mistah it was 1932 and the emus are almost bullet proof

  • @guzma3001
    @guzma3001 3 роки тому +67

    This is an absolute work of art. The way that the film rolled out is sure to make any history lover's day. Not many know about the hard fought battle against the emus back in 32 but the ones who do don't dare to speak of the horrid tragedy that had taken place. My heart goes out to the Australian soldiers that fought in this brutal war; they were so incredibly brave. I'm excited for the second part of the short film that will release when it's ready; I'm sure it will amaze me as much as this one did. Good job on this very well made satirical reiteration of one of the most important war written in the books.

  • @ksliviak
    @ksliviak Рік тому +8

    One of the greatest historical documentaries I have ever seen.

  • @L.L.C.1
    @L.L.C.1 2 роки тому +11

    Forget Battlefield 2042! I want Battlefield: The Great Emu War now!

  • @spacecowboy1438
    @spacecowboy1438 Рік тому +4

    "War... War never changes."

  • @RayW808
    @RayW808 Рік тому +6

    I'm glad these men are finally being remembered for their sacrifices... 🙏

  • @gizmo2683
    @gizmo2683 3 роки тому +10

    notice how at 9:49 he turns the map upside down

  • @GillianKH
    @GillianKH 3 роки тому +31

    I only learnt about this part of Aussie history yesterday and this was so well done 😂

  • @MrBAILIES
    @MrBAILIES 3 роки тому +9

    "crikey, you're an emu!"
    "Wha-? No. How would that even work?"
    Hahahaha

    • @punjabisoorme3289
      @punjabisoorme3289 3 роки тому +1

      That was a good line lol how long when did they turn you? 🤦‍♂️😂

  • @zacharymacleod1146
    @zacharymacleod1146 3 роки тому +19

    This needs subtitles for us poor non-australians

    • @disrespecc9678
      @disrespecc9678 2 роки тому +2

      how can you not understand what they’re saying?

    • @otamatone603
      @otamatone603 Рік тому +4

      @@disrespecc9678 not everyone knows Australian ok

    • @disrespecc9678
      @disrespecc9678 Рік тому

      “For us poor non-Australians”, ok but you’re allowed to disrespect our country, but whine when we disrespect yours

    • @zacharymacleod1146
      @zacharymacleod1146 Рік тому +1

      @@disrespecc9678 If you want to disrespect Canada, go right ahead.

  • @paramjotsingh8
    @paramjotsingh8 2 роки тому +25

    Just the sheer editing of this is insane not to mention the outstanding cinematography. 👏

  • @willwalker8097
    @willwalker8097 3 роки тому +44

    This made my day 100 times better, thank you for this masterpiece

  • @metamoose_
    @metamoose_ 2 роки тому +6

    this is criminally underrated

  • @DeathSpread
    @DeathSpread Рік тому +3

    UA-cam algorithm: I'm so useless that that I don't even reccomend your subscriptions and the videos by people you've been subbed to for over a decader, nor do I understand what you want from me.
    Also UA-cam algorithm: But also you get one perfect recommendation for the month.
    It's that time of the month everyone, let's get it. Best video I've seen in months, if not years!!

  • @daboz88
    @daboz88 6 місяців тому +1

    Better than anything coming out of Hollywood. This was a masterpiece

  • @brammourik7137
    @brammourik7137 2 роки тому +6

    So this is where Bazz got his PTSD

  • @furno2373
    @furno2373 Рік тому +3

    RIP the commander what a noble dude.

  • @mengontolsekalikau
    @mengontolsekalikau 2 роки тому +5

    This is criminally underrated holy shit

  • @RandyRandomised
    @RandyRandomised Рік тому +3

    Dude
    This need more recognition

  • @V1ncenz010
    @V1ncenz010 Рік тому +15

    This movie is amazing! I’m not saying it ironically because it’s really well made, the story is good, the emu special effects are good and the others are ok, but it’s a good movie!
    Good job! 8/10

  • @treceydory1450
    @treceydory1450 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks for having me for background voice work!

  • @gtfanatic
    @gtfanatic 3 роки тому +19

    BEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. This was great. It made me laugh and cry 10/10 Bravo.
    Great job y'all

  • @kyleterry5190
    @kyleterry5190 2 роки тому +3

    Dude, the quality of the film is even better than those youtubera with 10M+ subscribers, such a shame that it's so underrated rn

  • @mikesmicroworlds4566
    @mikesmicroworlds4566 2 роки тому +8

    And the most realistic fight scene I’ve ever seen at the end lmao like seriously lol

  • @THEISAAC1593
    @THEISAAC1593 3 роки тому +4

    Oscar nomination in the works

  • @MattAndJustus
    @MattAndJustus Рік тому +26

    Wow! So happy we stumbled across this! So funny! Thank you for creating this work of art

  • @-4_444
    @-4_444 3 роки тому +8

    This is the kind of quality content I live for.

  • @Seekeristical
    @Seekeristical 2 роки тому +10

    Good short film! 10/10 very good movie. This should be a movie if it was long

  • @MaxK_
    @MaxK_ 2 роки тому +13

    I stumbled onto this from Rob Reacts channel and saw Kyle's comment. Had to jump here and congratulate you all on a fabulous short film! Got the Aussie humour down pat, the accents were the best I've heard from American actors (the Liam character sounded more kiwi which made it funnier in this context) & yes, most of the wildlife does want to kill you. And you used meters, woohoo! 😂 Great writing, fantastic production. Nice touch with the Waltzing Matilda at the end. Bloody brilliant! 👏👏🇦🇺🇦🇺

  • @MrWeedWacky
    @MrWeedWacky 3 місяці тому +1

    Probably the most historically accurate war movie ever.!

  • @mihaidinul
    @mihaidinul 3 роки тому +8

    As someone who was your age and stumbled into making film history, you guys got it and you should keep at it. It’s all about the team though, and that’s why everyone ends up in LA

  • @bana2s
    @bana2s Рік тому +2

    Love the “Hollywood” sign near the 18:00 mark. Had to be deliberate.

    • @Orionhart
      @Orionhart Рік тому

      Kyle told me he kept it in on purpose ;)

  • @colinmerritt7645
    @colinmerritt7645 8 місяців тому +1

    I'd like a movie about the Emus joining the Allies in 1942. Especially those who joined the RAAF and became flying flightless birds!

  • @BoeingOfficial
    @BoeingOfficial 2 роки тому +4

    Thank you for this, never forget the Emu War

  • @warlordofbritannia
    @warlordofbritannia Рік тому +2

    This has no right to be as great as it is

  • @syndicatius
    @syndicatius 3 роки тому +27

    Amazing film, can't wait for the sequel.

    • @Stapher
      @Stapher 2 роки тому +5

      When the emus invade Poland

    • @sighrd
      @sighrd Рік тому +1

      When the Cassowaries break the truce

    • @FortyFiveUltimate45
      @FortyFiveUltimate45 Рік тому

      @@sighrd if that happens we’ll get bloody fucked To shits

    • @DJl3iohazord
      @DJl3iohazord Рік тому

      @@sighrd don’t even joke about them blue head….things….

  • @pommieindian6853
    @pommieindian6853 Рік тому +2

    Absolutely brilliant! Why have i only just seen this and why hasn't it got a shit load more views?!

  • @spacesharkwriter6554
    @spacesharkwriter6554 3 роки тому +7

    That was the most beautiful thing I ever watched 🥺

  • @tonydang3777
    @tonydang3777 8 місяців тому +3

    If they fought cassowaries this would’ve been a whole different war possibly

  • @veroalterations6002
    @veroalterations6002 3 роки тому +8

    I wish this was in theaters

  • @turkeyman100
    @turkeyman100 2 роки тому +5

    For some reason, I still feel like the emus weren't the antagonists.

    • @Mr_Mistah
      @Mr_Mistah 2 роки тому +1

      They were just defending their home

  • @UNITEDNATIONSAREAWESOME
    @UNITEDNATIONSAREAWESOME 2 роки тому +2

    Why isn't this popular?

  • @prehistorichero2755
    @prehistorichero2755 Рік тому +3

    “It never was a war, any more than there's war between man and ants.” ―H.G. Wells

  • @TheAxmore
    @TheAxmore Рік тому +1

    apparently I watched half of this film some time ago. I dont remember it at all. It's that much of a fever dream

  • @CONSTANTINEXI63
    @CONSTANTINEXI63 Рік тому +1

    Here in Canada in Canada we had a war just like this, but with our geese. They were just like the emus but smarter, smaller and harder to hit, faster, and could fly.
    It was January 12th 2018
    A man by the name of Edward pinesly was walking on the beach of Lake Jonathon, north west of Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. When a Canadian Goose knifed Edward in the back, killing him almost instantly, while everybody else started screaming and running from the horrific scene just moments ago.
    Eventually the survivors made contact with the Edmonton police department, as well as spread it across social media, and even sent a letter to the Prime Minister. January 15th 2018, the Dominion of Canada declared war on the Canadian geese. January 16th, 3 infantry divisions consisted of a total of 1500 soldiers were sent out from Ontario, Alberta and Nova Scotia to the plains of Stalin,the largest habitat of Canadian geese in Canada. When they got there, they found that the geese have already dug up trenches all across the area so the Canadians did the same. It took a total of 7 hours until the geese realized that the Canadians were already there, it took the Canadians 4 hours and 43 minutes out of that 7 hours to build some trenches. From January 16th 2018 to October 7th 2021, the battle of of the plains of Stalin, or Stalin plains, th battle lasted the entire war. Other battles like the siege of Vancouver, the siege of Montreal, or the battle for the mussolini mountains lasted most of the war as well. Most of the war, battles were fought over open terrain, but there were a few battles that were fought in hills and mountains. By April 24th 2021 the geese have taken the cities of Montreal, Quebec city and New Berlin.( kitchener) As a veteran of this war I will tell you my story: I was sent out from Victoria, British Columbia, Canada, as part of the Royal Victoria riflemen, or the RVR, to the battle of Stalin plains in September 12th 2019. When we got into the trenches, all I could see was blood,sweat,tears, death and shrapnel flying everywhere from the enemy artillery. I spent about one year, just waiting for something to happen.
    After a year of hearing nothing but machine-gun fire, artillery and screaming when I am trying ro sleep. On one night on October 2nd 2020, I hear the faint sound of geese yelling when I was about to fall asleep, when I pick up my rifle and step out of my dugout, the sound gets louder as I look beyond the trench, eventually I see movement. After about ten seconds or so, I begin to make out what looks like an entire regiment of geese running at us. I yell to my comrades " the enemy is coming, the enemy is coming, wake up" but it was all too late. The geese have entered our trench, only after the sound of about a dozen soldiers screaming to death as the geese slaughter them with their bayonet fitted rifles and spades, does the rest of the army wake up. I charge after one of the geese, when a artillery shell explodes right between us. Eventually I wake up lying down on the ground covered in blood, when an officer of the Toronto 9th infantry regiment picks me up and asks me " you right there laddie?" I don't respond, he then says, " good news is we won, bad news, we last two thirds of us". I look around, it's the morning, I think to myself " how long have I been knocked out?". By the end of the war, there has been only 72 surviving geese and 3 Canadians left who survived the battle of Stalin plains. I being one of them. October 5th 2021, the geese nuke Toronto, in retaliation the Canadians do the same for all of the goose occupied cities. October 7th, 2021, the goose Supreme leader ( the same one who stabbed Edward) called a meeting with the Prime minister of Canada, Justin Trudeau. The two leaders finally signed peace.
    In the end there were 7283 surviving geese, when in the beginning there were 7 million.
    In the end there were only 502 surviving Canadians. When in the beginning there were over 28 million.
    We almost went extinct.
    October 8th 2021, the Canadian government burned all knowledge of this war.
    All the knowledge left, was from the survivors.

  • @EaNasirSellsBadCopperNGL
    @EaNasirSellsBadCopperNGL Рік тому

    One of the best conedy-drama films of all time!

  • @MiloPaulus
    @MiloPaulus 3 роки тому +9

    Fantastic short film! And what a production, well done! I really enjoyed it.
    I'm excited to see what you work on next.

  • @chickennoodlesoup2824
    @chickennoodlesoup2824 3 роки тому +8

    This movie is a national treasure

  • @matthewszabo1155
    @matthewszabo1155 Рік тому

    Thank you for making this. It was fantastic!

  • @ResearchAndDevelopm3nt
    @ResearchAndDevelopm3nt 2 роки тому +6

    This should go up for an oscar

  • @miku_dayo7688
    @miku_dayo7688 3 роки тому +7

    This deserve's a bit more attention

  • @whysguy1929
    @whysguy1929 3 роки тому +11

    This was never a war we could win

  • @Spoeism
    @Spoeism Рік тому +2

    This was an emutional journey.

  • @AussieBall_Animations
    @AussieBall_Animations Рік тому +2

    As an Aussie i am highly disappointed in our army, btw awesome film

  • @80ki68
    @80ki68 3 роки тому +11

    I'm goin' in. Good luck, fellas.

  • @AquilesBarto
    @AquilesBarto Рік тому +2

    this is one of the best cinematic experiences