Snail Doom So... you're going to fill it up with long chase scenes, mindless talking, etc.etc. there'll be a point that most will be hollywoodfiller and not many people here in Perth, WA know about the emu war
ᅚ ᅚ no, we make a few changes, - add carpet bombing - emu suicide bombers - ESWA (emu state of Western Australia) - millions of deaths - and a nuke at the end dropped by the NEN ( National emu navy)
Sometimes I question if Australia is in fact a real place. Kangaroos are mammals that evolved entirely on the basis of jumping everywhere as opposed to running, the Australian military essentially lost a war with a goddamn bird, and the entire continent of Australia has been successfully invaded and conquered by... rabbits.
MsMagic When it comes to ecosystems Australia is like the pale sick kid at school who catches everything, but he comes from a rich family so he still gets good grades haha.
I recall the emus winning, and Australia had given up. I seriously remember the emus won. :( All the other sources said the emus won. Sorry, I'm just an emu enthusiast.
The Treaty of Campion led to a stalemate between Australia and the Emus. Australia successfully defended their territory but failed to eradicate the Emus. However the Emus' imperialistic ambitions were left unfulfilled due to being stabbed in the back by the cowardly Kiwi birds.
no, not Emus that disliked it, emoooos I haven't disliked, but tempted. How can Americans pronounce USA & United states but not emU? Would have been a great video except for that, but that really annoyed me! I'm guessing dislikes are probably that or similar reason rather than the story
Perhaps: /---/ "that the intellect of the emu and their strategic thinking greatly outmatched that of the Australian armed forces. With this, the brave Meredith had once again lost the day."
Wow, that speed of 24 mph is insane dude, that's like mach 10 stuff right there. Man, those guys must have been made fun of for so long, losing to a flightless bird. Seriously, dig some holes for a 50 mile radius, fill them with stakes and cover them up. You're guarunteed to at the very least wound a couple of them.
My grandfather tells me stories about how his dad fought the emus in closed💪🔫 trenches at just 20 years old. Now I'm 20 and I'm playing Minecraft by myself 😞
I like the different viewpoints of this war. I've listened to four videos so far about this, and none of them have been the same! I especially like how this person speaks like she could be a stand in for GLaDOS!
If there was a movie about thus. This song should be played for the main invasion. Incooooming!!! Brace for Impact!!! Then you see those brave soldiers getting hacked to pieces in slow motion and screaming in agony. All while this music plays.
The bravery of those four souls and their machine gun should not go unnoticed!!! They faced insurmountable odds with a calmness and serenity under attack little seen on the battlefield. Those Emus underestimated who they were dealing with and it cost them dearly!!
havn't you heard of ESWA (Emu State of Western Australia) they are the most prominent terror organisation today and before that we had Emuqueda as well as Emu Haram and of course the Emuiban
this was a war that 4 people could not handle.i dont know why australia didnt send in the tanks and attack helicopters.this was a war close to being wars then any we have seen before
If it weren't for these brave men, we would be speaking Emu today.
LOL
SlyBiffrons 666 likes!!! I'll save ya
But they lost...
You take the land from my people!
The Emu Will Rise Again you Murdering Tyrants!
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😀😀😀😀😭😭😭😭😥😥😥
We WILL have our revenge
+I am Lord Emu What revenge? From my understanding, you guys won.
JustinAKABiff Revenge for killing his people.
Let them try that shit now
+I am Lord Emu Oy mate you tell ´em!
Nuna HumanInRealLife If you call losing 100 fellow emus winning then I pity you sir.
If this wasn't Australia, I would never believe it.
Yeah, Australia is weird. More people need to see this.
Its like Florida for the rest of the world.
DarkAngelGoliath They can handle any dangerous abomination of nature as long as it's NOT an emu
They don’t have emus anywhere else, so I don’t blame you.
This happened, this is a thing that happened.
Imagine your country loses to emus
@@butters9067 my country
Same lol
I think it really did happen. I hope it's a joke but I think it's real.
Dear Red it actually happened search it up
"Four guys, and a lewis machine gun"
gg no re the picture at 0:58 wasn't even a lewis machine gun
Sounds like a start to a bad joke.
Why is there not a movie about this
Because it would be too short
+ᅚᅚ 24 hours is plenty mate.
Snail Doom So... you're going to fill it up with long chase scenes, mindless talking, etc.etc. there'll be a point that most will be hollywoodfiller and not many people here in Perth, WA know about the emu war
please some producer listen to this man
ᅚ ᅚ no, we make a few changes,
- add carpet bombing
- emu suicide bombers
- ESWA (emu state of Western Australia)
- millions of deaths
- and a nuke at the end dropped by the NEN ( National emu navy)
Sometimes I question if Australia is in fact a real place. Kangaroos are mammals that evolved entirely on the basis of jumping everywhere as opposed to running, the Australian military essentially lost a war with a goddamn bird, and the entire continent of Australia has been successfully invaded and conquered by... rabbits.
We also lost a war to cane toads haha
We certainly did lol BADLY!!! I'm in Qld :)
MsMagic When it comes to ecosystems Australia is like the pale sick kid at school who catches everything, but he comes from a rich family so he still gets good grades haha.
DOn't forget that toads are destroying all that live there.
But we had our revenge on NZ by unleashing an army of possums on their forests.
It's like the Vietnam of Australia.
... What?
*1 YEAR LATER*
Well, Australia was in the Vietnam war with the Americans....
But yeah, if those men were alive today, they'd have a ton of PTSD
>Patrolling thru the Outback like you're mucking thru a Vietnamese Rainforest
Ironically Vietnam with all the Humidity would feel worse.
THEY’RE IN THE GARDENS
USSR : Am i a joke to you?
so your saying the australian army lost to emus? .......
pedro Ferreira History is truly amazing, isn't it?
MATE HAVE YOU MET AN EMU? THEY ARE LIKE SATAN IN A BIRD TREE FORM
Christopher Lehmann yeah
pedro Ferreira THAY AINT JUST LAZY LIL FOCKS, SOME OF THEM HAVE HORNS AN SHIT, KNOCK YOU ROIGHT INTO NEXT YEAR.
it's less about australia having a shitty army and more about emus being surprisingly hard to kill
Participants:
Emus
Royal Australian Artillery
R.I.P. my sides.
Excellent job on an historical event that is so important and largely forgotten.
So unimportant but largely recalled
I appreciate the narrator takes something comic this seriously
I laughed until my eyes watered. this is a must watch!
Lest we forget.
;_;
Jim Mcjam I cri evri tim
This made on Anzac Day or just for people that died in this
There should be memorial
10,000 shots and they killed only 9? those army are the lousiest shot I've ever seen.
MrPathorn They're extremely strong tanks.
MrPathorn I think I read somewhere that emus only die by decapitation.
nope
the Troops called *Dun Dun* Stormtroopers xD
+MrPathorn "And possibly 3-5 injured" lol
I recall the emus winning, and Australia had given up. I seriously remember the emus won. :( All the other sources said the emus won. Sorry, I'm just an emu enthusiast.
They did win, it was a glorious feat of the ever expanding emu empire and her interests.
Alpaca The Third sounds like you've been listening to Emu propaganda
The Treaty of Campion led to a stalemate between Australia and the Emus. Australia successfully defended their territory but failed to eradicate the Emus. However the Emus' imperialistic ambitions were left unfulfilled due to being stabbed in the back by the cowardly Kiwi birds.
If this was in France, the emu would have won.
lol
the emus won in aussie.
But they did win
He means the humans would have died out.
the emus won though
I'm Australian, why am I just hearing about this?
Those bastards!!!! lol ;)
i suppose that the time that you country lost a war to wild animals isn't what they would like to parade to their citizens
The same reason as why you don't hear about the loss the Ashes in 32/33. You weren't man enough!
Because everyone knows our history ain't taught in Aussie schools mate.
LolName LolLastName the government keeps the public in the shadows
"Four guys and a Lewis Machine gun."
>be australian
>lose to emus
can't fabricate this feces in upward direction
The soldiers went on to become stormtroopers... The End
"My national bird is the emu, and it's a pest. Also bloody delicious."
All hail to the great emu empire
Cracked was right. Those emus were some tough bastards. I say stick em in a uniform and sign em up.
Were? They didn't go anywhere. There's currently a bunch of em wandering through the town where i live. You do not want to walk around at night.
Why is there not a Drunk History on this? Comedy Central needs to get on it!
This is the greatest short documentary that I've ever seen! Informative and hilarious! Great stuff!
+++++
Why hasn't Sabaton written a song about this conflict yet?
Im actually 1/4th emu because an emu mated with one of my ancestors during the war
stoic
You SOB, you made me spit my beer out! 😁🍺
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is how documentaries should be, funny and humorous! this is exactly how this funny part of history should be told!
damn those EMU! I lost my favorite sandwich in that war. We shall fight again!
These men changed the course of history in the most brutal and bloody war man and bird kind has had to face
"Known for their speed and satirical wit!" Hahaha moar!
I showed this to my grandpa. He got a new apartment at Sydney mental ward! Thanks!!!!
what brave men who fought that emu... a moment of silence
thank you for your service
"Yeah, those Emu over there!" and "Hey, where's my sandwich?" Lmao!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
9 Australians disliked this
+Chad Rushing nope, this is fucking hilarious!
+Chad Rushing and i think any aussie can see that.
+Chad Rushing 13 Emus disliked this
no, not Emus that disliked it, emoooos
I haven't disliked, but tempted. How can Americans pronounce USA & United states but not emU? Would have been a great video except for that, but that really annoyed me! I'm guessing dislikes are probably that or similar reason rather than the story
@@lilaclizard4504 In researching this history - if it's real - In my opinion this kicks ass to the cartoons, Fucking hilarious!!
My history teacher showed this to us today. I have no idea why but I'm glad he showed this to us
Perhaps: /---/ "that the intellect of the emu and their strategic thinking greatly outmatched that of the Australian armed forces. With this, the brave Meredith had once again lost the day."
We Want Justice! Remember the Emu War!
actually the emu won the war they kept the land cuz they could not be killed
Wow, that speed of 24 mph is insane dude, that's like mach 10 stuff right there. Man, those guys must have been made fun of for so long, losing to a flightless bird. Seriously, dig some holes for a 50 mile radius, fill them with stakes and cover them up. You're guarunteed to at the very least wound a couple of them.
"We can't go for a frontal assault, those emus are dynamite!"
+Raging Agent "Run Away!!!!!!" ..... hey these guys can outrun us!
Never forget
Collin Seavers never forgive
Sometimes I wonder if Australia is real
Thanks for this. :D
Aussies on life alert right now
Former convicts LOL
Isn't it pronounced "e-mew" and not "e-moo"?
+Jamie G Yes.
That was absolutely incredible!
Adding Ashokan Farewell was a nice touch.
this was wonderful
This is the funniest thing I've seen all day!
My grandfather tells me stories about how his dad fought the emus in closed💪🔫 trenches at just 20 years old.
Now I'm 20 and I'm playing Minecraft by myself 😞
That was great and I'm glad I found it.
this is amazing i am so glad i found it made me smile
The Ashokan farewell in the backbround is perfect haha
I like the different viewpoints of this war. I've listened to four videos so far about this, and none of them have been the same! I especially like how this person speaks like she could be a stand in for GLaDOS!
With that serious voice everybody with at least some humour would laugh. Great job.
The documentary monotone narrative just really makes the deadpan humor a home run.
One of the very best documentaries on the Great Emu War of 1932.
The Emus won, that is why the Quokkas are always so happy.
If there was a movie about thus. This song should be played for the main invasion.
Incooooming!!! Brace for Impact!!! Then you see those brave soldiers getting hacked to pieces in slow motion and screaming in agony. All while this music plays.
This is why I love the internet
We owe these brave men our lives
never forget
0:40 The look of a Person who just outsmarted an entire military regime
This reminds me of that pillow/blanket fort episode of Community.
GTA5Player1 lol
An epic war video between Australians and emus fight for food.
The poor emus...
The emu kept no prisoners...scariest enemy to mankind
A moment of silence for the brave soldiers who fought against the emu's
Oversimplified
This needs to be a movie.
the women's thick milwaukee accent makes this so much better
All i was doing while watching this video was laughing 😂😂😂
I love how serious this is tho
What song was used in the background?
Top ten greatest anime battles of all time.
Lest we forget.
This is complete and utur golden
this is the best thing I have ever seen
emus are gonna outsmart the human race
Nice work
I'm favouriting this it's Hilarious
I haven't laughed so wholeheartedly in years
Love it!!!!
The bravery of those four souls and their machine gun should not go unnoticed!!! They faced insurmountable odds with a calmness and serenity under attack little seen on the battlefield. Those Emus underestimated who they were dealing with and it cost them dearly!!
It makes so much sense. Aussie's couldn't fight there way out of a haystack.
Four dudes one machine gun...👀👀👀
history is amazing
love the music from the civil war documentary by ken burns -good watch
I looked it up on wiki and they lost because the machine gun jammed.
I was at a nature preserve and an emu wanted to kill me. I got out of there fast.
This is funny af the participants emus and soldiers
My god this was fucking hilarious!
Make one on the Michigan/Ohio border war next.
Why only 4 soldiers were sent?
I don't know man, these emus are smarter than you think. They might have emu sleeper cells man, we just can't take that kind of risk.
havn't you heard of ESWA (Emu State of Western Australia) they are the most prominent terror organisation today and before that we had Emuqueda as well as Emu Haram and of course the Emuiban
this was a war that 4 people could not handle.i dont know why australia didnt send in the tanks and attack helicopters.this was a war close to being wars then any we have seen before
0:39 my mum’s face when I don’t wake up in the morning for school.
God Bless
THIS VIDEO IS PERFECTLY FUNNY!
The fact that they made it sound like a real war documentary 😂
4 guys and a Lewis machine gun