@@charliefarmer4365 To be fair, the only source for that is Herodotus, and the man was Greek. But the crossing of the Hellaspontus is very interesting :D
Tarantulas: Ninjas and Attack drones from Command and Conquer. Dingos: Military Doggo Tasmanian Devils: Freaking Out of the hell pets of Satan. This creature is Op.
Growing up in Western Australia, we were never taught about the Great Emu War in school. I can only think it's because now, in more enlightened times, the barbaric treatment of half of Australia's coat of arms, we are ashamed of the slaughter. To honour the tragic deaths of those innocent birds, many of us now wear lovely feather hats. 😆
I’ve waited four years for the day when my history teacher would assign an essay of any historical event of our choosing. I’ve waited four years to tell this story. Finally.
god I wish my educational system did this. But we're one of the countries that were raided for trading spots and my country is salty as HECK. So I guess we're still talking about it
What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip; we all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Sydney Opera House. Not a word."
The most brutal war in human history wasn't a war but an all out slaughter. Watch the most forbidden documentary ever published (while you still can) and banned from youtube: "Europa The Last Battle" at archive-dot-org.
It's good old fashioned Sun Zu 'for commanders the supreme excellence of war is to win the war without fighting' From this we can tell the Emu forces happened to be lead by the most competent generals unknown to history.
@@jakechinn6561 but sun tzu only said that so your men wouldn't be lost, if u still lost soldiers while the enemy lost the war without losing men, technically it isn't very useful.
@@frut_jooos It's about the big picture, it's point is to avoid fighting so that soldiers aren't lost and infrastructure isn't destroyed. It's not about winning the war it's about stability, winning a war but losing all your men means you'll lose the next war or insurrection. Winning a war but having to siege an important city makes that city almost worthless once taken, the economy is ruined, the defences are compromised and the population is massacred.
True story: Nuclear bomb "testing" was performed at "Emu Field" on October 15, 1953. The official stance is that it was a nuclear test performed by the British in Australia, but it is clear that the Australian government was actually getting its revenge upon those birds.
you forgot to mention. At one point, after alot of attack, the emu learn how to prepare themselve from anymore attack or ambush. So there will be a leader or a group of emu who will overlook for any threat while other emus are busy destroying crops.
It isn't even an exaggeration. Young people who (whatever cultures they have) will go in unlikely place (alone) that they shouldn't be there from the beginning. Putting themselves at risks!
@lia na wait till he does a video about how many dogs died during ww2 compared to the amount of humans you know everyone will be crying during that video
Nah this happend later in history,it is suspected that Emu population sent a secret agent to infilitrate Russia and spy on their war strategies and thats where they got it from
Then Australia kept selling stuff to the us for a century and then president of the us killed himself. This enraged us who punished Australia which lead to economic downturn.
Fun fact: The reason the emu is Australia’s national bird is because it can only go forwards never backwards, meaning Australia only moves forward and never goes back, and this is the same reason it’s on the coat of arms along with the kangaroo
If you pit emus against a Napoleonic army, the emus would win decisively. The guns back in those days were so slow and so inaccurate (at least in the range where emus would straight up run) that not even Napoleon would have taken that war if they'd insulted Corsica
@Nero Metal during allied invasion of france, the allied retreated when napoleon's army approaching and attack other french army. Napoleon didn't lose a single battle in that campaign but lose the war when allied forces arrived in paris.
I love how everyone goes on about how every animal here in Australia is some kind of death monster that can kill you by looking at you, and yet they mock us for the Emu War as though the Emus are any different
I love how during the "cultural exchange" the pictures of the bald eagle and peacock look majestic and beautiful, but the picture of the emu looks like a deranged lunatic. no wonder they won the war.
I'm an Australian farmer in West Australia We're at war with the emus again I don't think anyone can understand just how hard they are to kill I challenge anyone to name an animal that can do 40mph has a head the size of a human fist and an take 3 12 gauge shotgun hits at close range Fences don't work cause the emus literally throw them selves at than fence till they fly over They're the only creature I know that'll run 40mph straight into a fence then bounce off then try it again and again It actually kills a few of them We have a boundary fence that's 8ft tall to keep them out but they just keep hitting and some still get over So the only other way is to chase them down and get em with a shotgun Solid projectiles at range like a 22.250 don't work cause the bullets come apart in the mass of feathers, hence they got called walking tanks if you strapped explosives to them and sent them stampeding though an enemy lines it would be a seriously impressive from our side and chaos on the other, it would e a real moral killer They're just as likely to swing round and come back at you though, lol
Americans: The vietnamese war was horrible, we will never forget it. Germans: World War II and I, bad memories... Russia: The Winter War was a failure... Australia: *AGH OH MY GOD THE EMU WAR WAS HORRIBLE*
Trump's Wall Proposal reference vs. Stalin's Wall Proposal reference! I think they both sound just as ridiculous and idiotic, without reason of any kind!
Then the vikings and skillshare had a war which led to the death of OverSimplified and people got depressed so nobody would learn so nobody got degrees or jobs or money and everyone dies and the human race became extinct . Moral of the story - stick with your own sponsor
No amount of bullets will stop the Emu raiders. I not as confident about the human raiders 😆. Oh God! I just realized Emus are going to get their talons on alien tech.
America: Bald Eagles are our national bird, it is forbidden that you will kill it. India: It is against the law that you kill our great national bird, the Peafowl. Australia: *WHO wants to START a REVOLUTION!?*
America= We have the bald eagle, a glorified seagulls that only kills smaller birds Australia= Our country has a wedge tailed eagle a creature th at can destroy kangaroos and attack parachuters.. America= ...
Petition granted - crowdmade.com/collections/oversimplified/products/oversimplified-emus-are-magic-unisex-shirt
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Hey, do the Vietnam War, I'm so eager for my country's famous war
How about do the KSI vs Logan Paul fight?
pls do the story desmond doss
Hey do the Khmer Rouge story
“When they approach, we run........away”
No wonder the emus won the war. They used tactics that could even beat Napoleon.
Yes, they are a true legend
They used secret technique of joestar family. :D
@@mehmetgurdal Nigerindayooo
@@halomika4973 SUMOOOOOOOKEYYYYY
Salute the emus for becoming the next ussr
I think there was a misunderstanding, i think the farmers were trying to talk to the minister of da' fence.
Underrated, to me, at least.
Dammit this needs more likes
Why weren't you born earlier in Australia??
lowkey THE BEST COMMENT xD
You win the internet.
“When they approach we run”
-Sun Emu The art of anything but war
-Sun Emu The Art of Eating Corn
"And that's how Brigadier General Sun Emu got into history as the greatest emu tactician in Australia"
I’m just imagining Napoleon trying to fight the emus 😂🤣😂
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_
Presented by Oversimplified,
Napoleon Vs Emus,
The first installment of the Oversimplified Cinematic Universe
THIS IS HILARIOUS
Fun fact: There was a roman emperor that declared war on Neptune, God of the sea, and sent his army to stab at the ocean.
Emperor Caligula
Let’s not forget Xerxes’ ordering the sea to be lashed for an ocean-crossing bridge collapsing.
Chad Roman behavior
@@charliefarmer4365 To be fair, the only source for that is Herodotus, and the man was Greek.
But the crossing of the Hellaspontus is very interesting :D
Emperor: Stab the sea! We're on war against Neptune!
Army: Why would this wor-
Emperor: I'll give you bread.
Army: *STABS OCEAN AGGRESIVLY*
My dad is Australian and my mum is an emu. Family gatherings are great
Lmfaooooo underrated comment
So you're a "HUMU"
HEMUAN
What are you then?
@@NAME-yg8sl hes a furry and his fursona is a Australian emu
I remember this bloody war, my Platoon lost 10 Emus to those damn Lewis guns....Dark times but we won in the end.
Hi Mr. Emu! How did you get a phone or internet access? And how are you typing?!
Best.Comment.Ever.
Want to take your revenge sir
I was one of the lucky ones from your Platoon, it was an honour running away alongside you Sir, you were fast af.
You brave bird, may your heroics and bravery be rewarded with all the wheat you can imagine.
Imagine the true Australian Army:
Kangaroos: Fighters
Emus: Tanks
Platypuses: Secret Agents
Koalas: Paratroopers
(Just like the myth of drop bears)
Crocodiles: Spec Ops.
we don't talk about our forces
Magpies: Air Force
Tarantulas: Ninjas and Attack drones from Command and Conquer.
Dingos: Military Doggo
Tasmanian Devils: Freaking Out of the hell pets of Satan. This creature is Op.
"When they come, we run... away"
"Sir... You're a genius"
*Napoleon wars flashbacks*
Saw that video too so funny!
Fr
Every guerrilla in human history. Every scorched earth. Was won like that
FUN FACT!: As part of the terms of surrender, the Emu was added to the official Australian Coat of Arms.
Indeed
funny.
You sir, have committed funny
don't give them ideas
Well at least we know we can easily subject the aussie's if we ever need to....sooooo....I assume your gonna make this easy on us? Rejoin the empire
This war changed world history forever
Don't have a verified tick a sad day it is
What are you doing here?
I am your sub!!
THE EMU WAR IS PROPAGANDA FOR BIG FENCE, DONT LISTEN TO THEIR LIES
-SINCERELY, NOT AN EMU
What are you doing here?
‘When they approach, we run… away’
Is such a classic line, never gets old
Followed by "Sir.... you're a genius!"
ikr it was goated when it came in the napoleon wars
Yes it is a classic like waffles with syrup
“I love the plan.”
@@ShadoxiteBruh this was posted 3 years before napoleonic wars
Growing up in Western Australia, we were never taught about the Great Emu War in school. I can only think it's because now, in more enlightened times, the barbaric treatment of half of Australia's coat of arms, we are ashamed of the slaughter. To honour the tragic deaths of those innocent birds, many of us now wear lovely feather hats. 😆
ashamed of the slaughter? Or ashamed of the deafeat..
@@mauriciovidrio9885both?
where my bloody delicous national bird at
We kill both animals on our coat of arms. Both the emu and the kangaroo are considered to be pests as well
@@SanctusPaulus1962 yeah they sell kangaroos at coles lmao
I’ve waited four years for the day when my history teacher would assign an essay of any historical event of our choosing. I’ve waited four years to tell this story. Finally.
bro same!!!! and it's finally come true!!!
It will be hilarious!
An essay on one of the greatest UA-cam videos, ever created, good choice
This is the reason I have watched this video 15 times over the past few weeks
god I wish my educational system did this. But we're one of the countries that were raided for trading spots and my country is salty as HECK. So I guess we're still talking about it
"Hey my grandpa is a war veteran"
"What kind of war he had been?"
"Emu War"
To be fair that'd be somewhat impressive since only three people were involved, and they'd likely be in their 100s at this point.
Why is the scp foundation commenting on emus? I think I need class A amnesiac.
he was a war? that sentence makes no sense
Oh no... *its retarded*
And lost
Emu general: When the Australians approach, we run away
Napoleon watching from heaven/hell: *Scared screeching*
Napoleon watching in heaven wondering why people are making memes about him...
The emus learned well from the seven Coalitions
@@jswags516 "I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT FOR THE TIME!"
I think a lot of wars were won like that, when enemies come we run . . . . . away.
The Balls on this Man.
What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is… is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Sydney. It was a silent trip; we all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do. Did we have any doubts? Any private traitorous thoughts? Perhaps, but no one said a word. Not on the flight to Sydney, not when Order 66 came down, and not when we marched into the Sydney Opera House. Not a word."
Oh man I get that reference
Good soldiers follow orders
Can't believe I got that reference and I never played a single Star Wars game.
@@lavendermarshmallowplant3229*Star Wars book. They're all books, mainly.
Battlefront
DISCLAIMER: Watch at your own risk. The most brutal war in human history.
Thank you for the warning. I could have died. You are a hero.
This comment led to
MORE ECONOMIC DOWNTURN
WWII has entered the chat
The most brutal war in human history wasn't a war but an all out slaughter. Watch the most forbidden documentary ever published (while you still can) and banned from youtube: "Europa The Last Battle" at archive-dot-org.
Is it worse than world war 2?!
"When they approach, we run.. away!"
- every military general ever at this point
Lo choco som blon
It's a very effective strategy, it helped us avoid a nuclear holocaust in the cold war
@@raspberrycrowns9494 and that was the downfall of Napoléon
@@painvillegaming4119 what?!
@@IMAN-od8jv that how Napoléon lost
"The emus' guerilla tactics" never thought I'd hear this combination of words in my life
Then the gorrillas got emu tactics
אז תחשוב שוב כי זה קרה
Thank you to the brave men who risked their lives to fight the magic emus. Salute to the brave soldiers
🫡
This is the best war. Change my mind.
@StevenCrowder
Omg u r here
What about the war fought over a stool or a war fought over a bucket?
the war of rocks
The tik tok war. Also love your content.
Imagine the Kangaroos had allied with the Emus. The Australian's would not have had a chance.
Drop bears.
If there were crocodiles and spiders the world would be screwed
The rule of Australians are no more, the time of the animals has come
The entire universe would never survive the onslaught of the animals
@@ding5296 Us Aussies are the reason you are safe from them
Emus: Won
George Pearce: *_"I didn't lose! I merely failed to WIN!"_*
DavidRGD i already know what u just watch before this video, i think
George Maclalan:”I didn’t lose,I merely failed to win!
@@mimeimamomu yeah, but I just wanted to spread the meme to all of Oversimplified and beyond.
Booger macfarland: what happens was the emus won the war. So that means their going to winn
McClellan I didn’t loose I merely failed TO WIN
2:21 The fact that this had helped me understand a concept better than any of the techniques used by my teachers.
Golden achievement: Win the war without killing even one of enemy soldiers.
Emu army: Check
EDIT. 3,8 k likes ? Thanks guys !
Platinum achievement: Win the war and return with 1 new soldier in your army
Liechtenstein: Check
Diamond achievement: win the war by slaying both friend and foe until you can make your own country
*0% have gotten this achievement*
It's good old fashioned Sun Zu 'for commanders the supreme excellence of war is to win the war without fighting'
From this we can tell the Emu forces happened to be lead by the most competent generals unknown to history.
@@jakechinn6561 but sun tzu only said that so your men wouldn't be lost, if u still lost soldiers while the enemy lost the war without losing men, technically it isn't very useful.
@@frut_jooos It's about the big picture, it's point is to avoid fighting so that soldiers aren't lost and infrastructure isn't destroyed.
It's not about winning the war it's about stability, winning a war but losing all your men means you'll lose the next war or insurrection. Winning a war but having to siege an important city makes that city almost worthless once taken, the economy is ruined, the defences are compromised and the population is massacred.
True story: Nuclear bomb "testing" was performed at "Emu Field" on October 15, 1953. The official stance is that it was a nuclear test performed by the British in Australia, but it is clear that the Australian government was actually getting its revenge upon those birds.
:(
And if those birds mutated what then?
@@matthew_natividad bold of you to assume those birds didn't magically evade the blast
@@TheMartiin1997 how could they tho?
@@matthew_natividad emuzilla
Non-Australians: Hah! You lost a war to the emus?
Australians: Heck yeah! When was the last time your national bird won an entire war?
Scotland : *Cries in unicorn*
X)
I can confirm as I am Australian
But like we didn’t lose to our national bird either
American eagles can bite the slim neck of those idiotic birds.
you forgot to mention. At one point, after alot of attack, the emu learn how to prepare themselve from anymore attack or ambush. So there will be a leader or a group of emu who will overlook for any threat while other emus are busy destroying crops.
Holy shit they had a general
Emu "Hey don't feel bad for losing to us oversize turkey."
Australia: "I didn't lose, I merely failed to win!"
When a big Turkey defeats you once every 10 years (Gallipoli, Emu wars...)
@@apc9714 I was there lol
bru
*except turkey, turkey makes a brand new turkey*
@@apc9714 underrated joke
WW3:
- US vs Iran ❌
- Revenge of The Emus ✔️
A movie I would pay to ser
aka discount ostriches
YASSS
No war✔️
world wars episode:3 Revenge of the emus
Casualties- emus: about 1000
Australian army: their dignity
what if they didnt have dignity?
"That's alata damage"
@@calmcometsuop5746 You're sus of saying that
"the men were feeling a little discouraged after losing to a bunch of discount ostriches."
"Well? Was it an emu?" "No sir, it's an emo!"
Okay, that line killed me 🤣
It isn't even an exaggeration. Young people who (whatever cultures they have) will go in unlikely place (alone) that they shouldn't be there from the beginning. Putting themselves at risks!
"I'm surry".
😂😂😂
Casualties: 1000 Emus and 1 Emo. A victory well earned, I'd say.
Hi I’m your friendly neighbourhood emo
So your saying that the horses in BF1 were inspired by the emus in Australia.... Makes sense
This video is so sad I cried so hard I'm an emo.
iCringeTuber XD well how do you do fellow emo
@@thumbsup5524 oh no how rude! You almost made me cry 😫
“the men felt a little humiliated after loosing to a pack of discount ostriches”
a LITTLE you say? it'b be like failing a test you already did for the 5th time that everyone'd succeed.
Losing*
Jesse Gonzalez discount ostriches
well the other Australian large flightless birds are like discount utahraptor
and some hawks can and do sped fires
At least he got his feather hat
This is the most emotional heart clenching war oversimplified I've seen so far, This is life changing
@JZ's BFF I appreciate your pun
@lia na wait till he does a video about how many dogs died during ww2 compared to the amount of humans you know everyone will be crying during that video
Just clarifying for the dogs not the humans
i... i cant go back.. this video made me sob and choose a different path in life.
( I'm a zookeeper )
*EMUtional
yeah ill see myself out
"Sir your a genius" never gets old
You're
@@kinman3051 I was just about to say that-
YEZIR
@@kinman3051 Hee hee. I was about to say "what about my a-genius?"
"When they approach, we run away" -Emus
The guys when they were fights against Napoleon: WRITE THAT DOWN, WRITE THAT DOWN
Nah this happend later in history,it is suspected that Emu population sent a secret agent to infilitrate Russia and spy on their war strategies and thats where they got it from
yes, invent a time machine and travel 130 years to the future to learn the war strategies of Emus. GENIUS!!!
Looks like they went to the good tried and true Russian army military school of running away from Napoléon tactic :)
actually, the emu's took notes from the enemies of napoleon
the emus got that from napoelan emenys.
If it wasn't for the brave Australians, we would all speak Emu today.
- Sun Tzu (probobly)
I just want you to know that I just took a screenshot of this and now printing it to frame it on my wall. Thanks.
@@cheesecakelasagna 😂
69 likes nice
Can't even spell probably... UP THE EMU!
Ah, Yes, Thank you.
And then Oversimplified never uploaded for another couple months which led to more economic downturn
Mahrkiplier but then he loaded up again. What Happened?
That’s Right. More economic downturn
This enraged Hitler's father, who punished him severely.
OoooOh NOoooOO!!!
Then Australia kept selling stuff to the us for a century and then president of the us killed himself. This enraged us who punished Australia which lead to economic downturn.
Yep there's gonna be a tax for that
Not only waging, but losing a war to your own national bird… the most Australian thing I’ve ever heard lol
Emu: *breaks into crops*
This angered the farmer, who punished him severely.
...who *tried* to punish him severely.
@@zeinabtoghani9321 more like "who got punished severly"
You got that from the hitler video
(kind of angry but not really)
@@peaveyst7 totally 😂😂😂
more economic downturn
Fun fact: The reason the emu is Australia’s national bird is because it can only go forwards never backwards, meaning Australia only moves forward and never goes back, and this is the same reason it’s on the coat of arms along with the kangaroo
tatakae emu!
aware
@@hardikb15 proceeds to murder 98 percent of humanity
@@ygotsvlog3762 you mean 80%?
Too bad they’re going REAL ass backwards right now.
Viewers says Australia was discovered by Vikings when its not
This enraged oversimplified who punished them severely
Cody Rod than they *RAN AWAY* so he took it out on Cody rod
XD
*Shows sponsor*
I thought the transition was amazing
Which lead to more economic down turn
Five years later in this thing is still a masterpiece
Them Emus be using Napoleonic War Tactics. Thats why they won.
If you pit emus against a Napoleonic army, the emus would win decisively. The guns back in those days were so slow and so inaccurate (at least in the range where emus would straight up run) that not even Napoleon would have taken that war if they'd insulted Corsica
@Nero Metal or emu tactics
@Nero Metal He was referring to the Tactics used in the Napoleonic Wars, not by Napoleon himself
other way around.
@Nero Metal during allied invasion of france, the allied retreated when napoleon's army approaching and attack other french army. Napoleon didn't lose a single battle in that campaign but lose the war when allied forces arrived in paris.
Oversimplified: Quality Over Quantity.👍
The Goat 67 c
While some arabs steal some of the video.
@@cettechaineestcloture.1351 more like the indians and Pakistani
@@shadowmdjdns7429 but no bengali
True true
Oversimplifying national birds
America: Killing the Bald Eagle is a crime.
India: Killing the Peafowl is a crime.
Australia: Anyone want Emuburgers?
Actually it's a Peacock not peafowl
@@lol-cl4qq no its not. Well, kind of.
Well only the US has the bald eagles as national birds
Only the US has the bald eagle as national birds
@@sirdragonmoon7092 ok....
"Dammit jones! Learn your vowels"
"Im surry"
That almost slipped past me lmfao
I love how everyone goes on about how every animal here in Australia is some kind of death monster that can kill you by looking at you, and yet they mock us for the Emu War as though the Emus are any different
I feel like if Emus can magically take several bullets you could just have an army of emus sent to China and cause havoc
@@lancetheking7524 how Australia beat China withEmus
@@lancetheking7524 Maybe those emus are like the Resident Evil zombie-dogs. They get shot multiple times but keep going.
@@lancetheking7524 idk why cops use dogs and horses instead of emus 🤦🏽♂️
Y'all still lost to fast overgrown kiwis.
“My national bird is the Emu. They won a war. That makes us sound weak, but it makes the emus sound badass.”
Bro over 400 likes and this is the only comment at the time of commenting
i am actually glad that the emus won
@@6jpsalmsB-tu5kzsame
Emu war is fake no Aussie know about it
@@box88box bro its real ik about it and im AUSSIIEEEE
You know the day is gonna be good when OverSimplified uploads.
But today was kind of bad I got in trouble at school
I love how during the "cultural exchange" the pictures of the bald eagle and peacock look majestic and beautiful, but the picture of the emu looks like a deranged lunatic. no wonder they won the war.
Emu war: choose your weapon:
- 10 000 rounds worth of LMG, HMG and MMG ammunition
- a good fence
Both,
A five feet thick wall made of iron with forty machine guns
Pearce only got 1000 emus, this enraged his father, who punished him severely
Lol
Lol
😂😂😂
This is a beautiful comment
Edden Ishaaya and beat the shit out of him with a set of jumper cables
Man like oversimplified has good production as always lol
A UA-camr called Sam O’ Nella did this video a long time ago
Who's like oversimplified?
Man like you need better spelling as always lol
Cold war next
Did not expect to see you here but i enjoy your content
This is the funniest channel ever. I love you Oversimplified.
What about me? 🥺
@@Rizz_guy I love you, tew.
“The Emu Kingdom is a sleeping giant. Let her sleep, for when she arises, she will move the world.” -Napoleon
Little known fact: Napoleon actually died to an assassination by the Emu kingdom
i wish my family thought that
As a descendent of the Kingdom here is a secret: they Discovered America first
Fun fact: British was actually an Emu colony, and British has been colonizing every country for the emus.
He said the same thing but instead of emu Kingdom it was China I think but I also think you meant this as a joke so this whole argument is pointless
WW1 videos: 13 minutes.
EMU war video: 10 minutes.
This will cause more economic downturn
I would like this comment, but it has 404 likes, because economic upturn could not be found.
In which his father punished him severely.
@@orangepekoe5243 Insert *Spanking Hitler's Arse Noise"
Give me ten thousand emus and i shall conquer the world
~Douglas MacArthur
LMAO
XD u replaced Filipinos with Emus
No
@@brapa1190 I think he was talking about napoleon saying "Give me 10,000 Croats and I will conquer the world"
@@bruhmoment5042 Douglas McArthur also said
"Give me 10,000 Filipinos and I shall conquer the world"
I'm surprised the Emu's ran away; I snuck up on one once
instant regret
I can already see your face as you've done that lmao
On -> One -> Once
@@L0serCube141 LOL
@@StipplyI NEED to know more
I'm an Australian farmer in West Australia
We're at war with the emus again
I don't think anyone can understand just how hard they are to kill
I challenge anyone to name an animal that can do 40mph has a head the size of a human fist and an take 3 12 gauge shotgun hits at close range
Fences don't work cause the emus literally throw them selves at than fence till they fly over
They're the only creature I know that'll run 40mph straight into a fence then bounce off then try it again and again
It actually kills a few of them
We have a boundary fence that's 8ft tall to keep them out but they just keep hitting and some still get over
So the only other way is to chase them down and get em with a shotgun
Solid projectiles at range like a 22.250 don't work cause the bullets come apart in the mass of feathers, hence they got called walking tanks if you strapped explosives to them and sent them stampeding though an enemy lines it would be a seriously impressive from our side and chaos on the other, it would e a real moral killer
They're just as likely to swing round and come back at you though, lol
That was like fine poetry
brooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
What the heck are these birds made out of-
Underrated comment lol
That's not a bird that's a demon.
Everyone be doin PvP and Australia here be doing PvE Wars
And even worst by loosing them
Underrated
Player vs. Emu
ark 100
But isn't the entire land just a massive PvE feild anyways?
You've done it again. I belly laughed. Love your work my dude
Grian Ayyy I didn’t expect that you would watch oversimplified! Hi there :D
Grian!!!! I didnt expect this.
Gringrangrain!WHEN IS THE NEXT HERMIT CRAFT EPISODE?oh,by the way does mumbo watch oversimplified too?
Why r u here???
GRIAN!What?That was unXpected
The fact that oversimplified can go from super silly to super serious is quite scary.
I'm really upset that my school never taught us about this in history class.
Ikr, this the best war ever
Governments wouldn't typically like their educational systems revealing how stupid they've been in the past.
@@runswithphantoms facts
More economic downturn.
When I become a librarian I will make sure this is on a fun fact of the day board.
Oh you think this war is stupid?
Wait til you learn about a Roman Emperor waging war against Poseidon and ordered his men to stab the sea XD
@David Williams yes but Caligula had entire legions stab the sea
Poseidon must be laughing his ass off in his underwater palace
The ONE time Aquaman & Namor could've been actually USEFUL!
But no, Caligula & Nero HAD to micromanage!...🤬
Caligula be like: THINK YOUR BIGGER THAN ME?
Ha, ya I heard about that too
"the men were feeling a little discouraged after losing to a bunch of discount ostriches."
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7:12
I literally read this when he said it
I’m like number 888
*Discount ostriches*
I do appreciate how you pronounced "emu" correctly. Many foreigners pronounce it funny. Thank you for that. Also, this video is freaking hilarious 😂
Americans: The vietnamese war was horrible, we will never forget it.
Germans: World War II and I, bad memories...
Russia: The Winter War was a failure...
Australia: *AGH OH MY GOD THE EMU WAR WAS HORRIBLE*
Australia was involved in the viet war as well? There was even this raffle thing and if your birthday was drawn you were forced to fight-
yeah it was bad the bird just wanted food
-Cries in Guadalupe treaty-
Yeah, no kidding! Not being specific, but in those terms. Losing to a rural country? Sucks for u bud
Losing to emus? Wtf aussies
Cold war lol
*The Vikings discovered Austr-*
OverSimplified punishes those severely.
Shot himself in the foot there.
invisi. Just the foot for now.
I'm sorry dad
Adding this to my *"wait that actually happened?!"* list
It didn't, this is just Emu propaganda.
It happendd
R/woooosh
All your playlists are Hentai.
DexSter Kevin
Coincidence? I think not!
you are the single greatest history content creator alive and thats coming from a history NERD.
When Australia went to war with Emus. And lost.
This is the life crisis I was looking for.
Great advice for every government: don't declare war against a noun.
But the Australians didn't go to war with the emus, the Vikings did
The Blue Phoenix: Captain Gamer it’s funny because Australia could fight Japan and the Nazi but they lost to a bunch of emu
The most important war in the world
I will build a fence, the greatest fence the world has ever seen, AND I'LL MAKE THE EMUS PAY FOR IT
....yeah theres a tax for that
And then the wind blows them off.
And it’ll keep in all the East Berlin-I mean keep out all the emus.
The illegal emus have became a giant issue in society. We will work to deport all the emus back to southern Australia.
Trump's Wall Proposal reference vs. Stalin's Wall Proposal reference! I think they both sound just as ridiculous and idiotic, without reason of any kind!
“When they approach, we run... away.” Saw major vibes of this in napoleanic wars
The russian emperor was like: "Write that down! Write that down!"
@@fragolastrawberry5920 lol yeah🤣
Over Simplified: *uploads a video*
Audience : *YES PLEASE*
The Science Biome
Yes
_Good_
YESSS Please!!!!!
yes please
When OverSimplified uploads, the heaven is on earth
this guy knows so much about war im convinced that either he is immortal and has been here since the dawn of time or a time traveller
The biggest and deadliest war of history
How is this mini wars #4 if there's only 2 others?
Not as big as t series vs pewdiepie
I'm Russian!🇷🇺
If australia goes faschist in Hearts of Iron the become the Emu Empire
Bork Jork The most deadliest war of all wars
I actually have heard about this one. It’s so stupid, it’s perfect for making an animation.
Ok shut up
Woooooosh dumbass
KingAmo No you haven’t
Yet again, oversimplified amazes us by making a ten minute video about the emu war.
THANK YOU KANYA VERY COOL!!!
iusactuyasfgviuawehf where did I make a error
The way bruce just said "yes" it made me feel sad
Oversimplified was sponsored by Vikings
*this enraged skill share who punished him severely*
Which lead to more economic downturn
But things were about to get even worse....
Then the vikings and skillshare had a war which led to the death of OverSimplified and people got depressed so nobody would learn so nobody got degrees or jobs or money and everyone dies and the human race became extinct . Moral of the story - stick with your own sponsor
Not even that, Skillshare got the time to make Oversimplified an economic downturn that slammed harder than big Shaq.
Dude...... Uncool....
This war feels more like a cartoon episode
Do cartoons do 2:51?
Then I would watch it
Petition for it to be in a Saturday morning cartoon slot.
nimay13 I’d sign
We meet again.
Here's a suggestion: The Korean War. Not very long but a very interesting war.
Actually it technically never ended, no official treaty was signed.
TheAngryMidget that would be cool, that war is barely mentioned
Also known as the Forgotten War. As it has mostly been overshadowed by the Vietnam War
@@TacticalBaguette Actually it did this year when North Korea and South Korea signed a peace Treaty to lessen border conflict.
@@TacticalBaguette But it did end earlier this year. It took 65 years but it happened
The fact this actually happened is hilarious
Who would win? Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union or 20,000 Emus?
Emus
We all know the answer to do that.
The Emus. How is that even a question?
E
Mermaid Boy emus
America: we had a civil war
Uk: we ruled the world
Canada: america tried to invade us twice
Austrailia: wE weNT tO wAR WiTh a bLoOdY eMu
UK we lost to farmers
America: We lost to trees
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Wait America tried to invade Canada? The American school system has failed me once again
@@AlbertFingernoodle959 lol yeah back in the revolutionary war when canada was britianized, punks even burned the house😡
One time I visited the trenches of the great emu war I have so much respect for those men who risked their lives waiting for the emu's advance
ikr, these ussr-backed up emus were way too strong for the 6th century
I know those emus were strong but they fought hard
I bet someone will get r/whoooosh'ed
A Bundle Of Sticks those one 2 men.
"When they approach, we run........away”
No wonder the emus won the war. They used tactics that could even beat Napoleon. LOL!
Daily reminder Emus have won more wars than Nazis.
Can Emu War be classified as Australian Civil War??
Edwin Adiwinata if I’m honest Australia is actually loosing the war against the Cane toad
Another thing Nazi's, Antifa and leftist politics have in common xD
Donaksu The French have the most wins in Europe. So no
...and the Confederates combined
How isn't this on trending?
That's because UA-cam majority of users are quite oversimplified
economic downturn.
UA-cam had a bit of economic downturn
This angered the internet
Which punished them severely
That's depressing. Greatly.
"Did we get it?"
"No sir. It was an emo."
"DAMIT JONES LEARN YOUR VOWELS!"
"I'm surry"
Emo confirmed got killed
Wow, how original, I'm sure no one has thought of directly quoting the video. Uh oh it seems that that's the TOP FUCKING COMMENT jesus
@@domesticcat1725 Wow, it's not like this is the fricking internet where that is normal and the top comment isn't even fucking original. jesus
EMUtional Damage
And just like that he became a canadian.
Lol I like how he's actually showing the *’tactics’* of the Emu’s. 😂😂
Area 51 Guards:"We have the most advance technology in the world."
Area 51 Raiders:"We have Emus"
Area 51 Guards:(Internal Screaming)
No amount of bullets will stop the Emu raiders. I not as confident about the human raiders 😆. Oh God! I just realized Emus are going to get their talons on alien tech.
That's C R I N G E.
The Area 51 Guards we're Australian immigrants
And the Florida man
Cringe.
America: Bald Eagles are our national bird, it is forbidden that you will kill it.
India: It is against the law that you kill our great national bird, the Peafowl.
Australia: *WHO wants to START a REVOLUTION!?*
America= We have the bald eagle, a glorified seagulls that only kills smaller birds
Australia= Our country has a wedge tailed eagle a creature th at can destroy kangaroos and attack parachuters..
America= ...
Me
Ussr
Our country
Ww2 would have gone very differently if Hitler used Emus.
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@@TheGreatCooLite Danke.
@212486 tomaini I hope Germany won't be a bad guy anymore in ww3. Seriously, are WW1 Germany and Hitler are already enough?
owen alioto german elite
It would enrage Hitler's father, who would punish him severly
3:03 No one gonna talk about how Oversimplified used the FULL map of India, like respect bro