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  • Опубліковано 26 жов 2024

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  • @play4dc
    @play4dc 8 місяців тому +485

    Tampax has seen his fair share of bloodshed in his time

    • @avosmash2121
      @avosmash2121 8 місяців тому +35

      Scuze me while I spit my beverage. Oh wait don't have one. Scuze me while I go prepare a drink for me to go drink and then spit out.

    • @candaistopor1114
      @candaistopor1114 7 місяців тому +10

      😂😂😂

    • @pixiepianoplayer114
      @pixiepianoplayer114 3 місяці тому +8

      young Tampax needs time to soak this all in

    • @Tennarix
      @Tennarix 2 місяці тому +2

      I heard Tampax is a true dungeon master.

  • @Canopenerdude
    @Canopenerdude 8 місяців тому +1568

    ABK is genre-aware of so many genres that he's going to end up transcending into a being of pure literature

    • @stocktonjoans
      @stocktonjoans 8 місяців тому +73

      they don't call him "The Interdimensional ABK" for nothing . . .

    • @Smo1k
      @Smo1k 8 місяців тому +17

      You should see his Lear. The transmutation nearly occurs, there.

    • @philh9421
      @philh9421 8 місяців тому +18

      “Release the cockneys” 😂

    • @GalinaEv
      @GalinaEv 8 місяців тому +5

      Wishing for weird cross genres

    • @Ezullof
      @Ezullof 8 місяців тому +2

      Whoa someone is aware that heroic fantasy is a genre in 2024! What kind of wizard are they! Such a unique prowess!

  • @thisorthat7746
    @thisorthat7746 8 місяців тому +686

    "Every beginning, has a starting. A new beginning, begins anew."

    • @jackfroste
      @jackfroste 8 місяців тому +41

      The beauty of redundant platitudes. This man is a genius.

    • @clogs4956
      @clogs4956 8 місяців тому +1

      That's plagarism, that is. ABK copied it from Kamala Harris.

    • @Orimthekeyacolite
      @Orimthekeyacolite 8 місяців тому +20

      "Legends tell of a legendary warrior who's kung fu skills were the stuff of legend"

    • @paulc2953
      @paulc2953 8 місяців тому

      VPOTUS quote?

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 7 місяців тому +3

      @@clogs4956 Its a Wheel of Time reference you nob

  • @johncheshirsky8822
    @johncheshirsky8822 8 місяців тому +797

    All 12 books of the "Special Little Magic Boy" series:
    Yungwun of Lovelylittlecupofteatown
    Tampax of Duchy
    The Sisterwife of Tampax
    The Horny riders of the Emperor
    Attack of the Cockneys
    The Lord of the Rings
    The Name of the Wind
    The Wheel of Time
    The Title of the Book
    The Dump of Lore
    More of Politics
    And, finally, Approachment of Deadline, also known as Rushed Conclusion of Disappointment

    • @joelnotsure2871
      @joelnotsure2871 8 місяців тому +63

      Yeah but that documentary where the author got all pissy about the fans insisting that he sit his ass down and write the last three books of the series was kind of a downer IMO.

    • @merlin262005
      @merlin262005 8 місяців тому +94

      Rushed Conclusion has its fans. Personally, I love how sets the stage for the next 12 book sequence, The More of the Sameian.

    • @eldorados_lost_searcher
      @eldorados_lost_searcher 8 місяців тому +30

      ​@@merlin262005
      ... I've never actually met anyone who enjoyed The More of the Sameian outside of an actual torture chamber.

    • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
      @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 8 місяців тому +15

      Ah, the rushed conclusion. How well I know that one. I feel like we all know it!

    • @Orimthekeyacolite
      @Orimthekeyacolite 8 місяців тому +33

      "Welcome to a world, where everything is The Thing of Nouns"

  • @riverway5176
    @riverway5176 8 місяців тому +227

    Fun Fact, they actually used several different hat props, some of which were so big they had to be moved with machinery, in order to do some of those perspective shots.

    • @LunarOverdrive
      @LunarOverdrive Місяць тому +5

      Funfact: The actor for Sir Bobbins actually kicked that helmet, and broke his toe!

  • @Azdroc96
    @Azdroc96 8 місяців тому +1531

    Release the Cockneys! That actually sounds terrifying...

  • @thisorthat7746
    @thisorthat7746 8 місяців тому +752

    That last joke about the perspective tricks they used while filming lotr is grossly underrated

    • @foowashere
      @foowashere 8 місяців тому +44

      Ahhh, now the penny dropped. Thanks!
      Brilliant stuff, dear ABK.

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 8 місяців тому +9

      I did not grok that! 👍

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 8 місяців тому +43

      I totally agree. This vid was posted five minutes ago, but that sight gag is already grossly underrated

    • @Unknown-jt1jo
      @Unknown-jt1jo 8 місяців тому +29

      @@gregbors8364 That's how I feel about how all "X is underrated" comments. Have you done a survey? How would you know what's overrated vs. underrated about a 1-minute video?

    • @o.s8573
      @o.s8573 8 місяців тому +7

      I'm pretty sure it's also referencing a reocurring bit from Little Britian

  • @atomicexistentialism8428
    @atomicexistentialism8428 8 місяців тому +1140

    My god, the budget!

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 8 місяців тому +68

      It's at least tens of pounds!

    • @samfallow18
      @samfallow18 8 місяців тому +33

      Absolutley no expense spent.

    • @falconeshield
      @falconeshield 8 місяців тому +8

      It's 2 pence and a shelly!

    • @EebstertheGreat
      @EebstertheGreat 8 місяців тому +21

      @@samfallow18 Hey, "cheaply animated" isn't free!

    • @pairot01
      @pairot01 8 місяців тому

      ​@@jonbaxter2254maaybe even dozens!

  • @Paint_The_Future
    @Paint_The_Future 8 місяців тому +419

    You HAVE to see the extended edition. It's 10 hours long and even more confusing.

    • @LarryJohnVA
      @LarryJohnVA 8 місяців тому +15

      I would settle for the unedited version featuring the map and the 'desaturated' line

    • @random22026
      @random22026 8 місяців тому +10

      And if he gets his Appendices out? All hope is lost, I tell you. HAVE AT THEE!

    • @caronstout354
      @caronstout354 8 місяців тому +5

      Don't skip the Director's Commentary...

  • @DavidCruickshank
    @DavidCruickshank 8 місяців тому +71

    "Bloody hell Tampax i wasn't expecting you till later this month, What are you doing here so soon?"

  • @gyorkshire257
    @gyorkshire257 8 місяців тому +523

    Ser Bobbins of Incongruous is one of the most misunderstood characters in fiction. Although he seems to be totally out of keeping with both the setting and tone of the series, in the WWII symbolism found throughout, he actually represents the Italian liberal Catholic partisans. This explains his treacherous death at the hands of Redfelt Summerville of Prolebridge and his Kommunnards, in the penultimate chapter of book six..

    • @janetmackinnon3411
      @janetmackinnon3411 8 місяців тому +88

      Spoiler alert?

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 8 місяців тому +63

      And they went and cut almost all of that in the adaptation. Really shame, the actor certainly has the chops for it.

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 8 місяців тому +42

      ​@@janetmackinnon3411
      Believe it or not no. It's heavily implied even at the beginning of book 1: the revenge of little red, in da hood.

    • @gyorkshire257
      @gyorkshire257 8 місяців тому

      Trust me, if you've got to the vision sequence with the sickle during the Battle of Stealing-Groat in book 2, and still not worked out what's in store for Bobby, then this spoiler wasn't obvious enough for you!@@janetmackinnon3411

    • @Smo1k
      @Smo1k 8 місяців тому +40

      Sad that the Atlas was cut down to one short clip. The story literally doesn't get going until all the Nations Divided, their relations and maps have been explained (at astounding length, I might add) and we find ourselves on the road to Lovelylittlecupofteaton, with the Desaturator Vanguard.

  • @OrangeyChocolate
    @OrangeyChocolate 8 місяців тому +24

    At this point, I just want ABK to direct the most sarcastic, genre-aware movie ever and I would be first in line for a ticket. This man is a modern day Mel Brooks.

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 6 місяців тому +1

      "The Really Final End of the Daleks 3"

    • @Just-a-Metalhead
      @Just-a-Metalhead 2 місяці тому

      And he should also play all the characters. I’d pay good money to see that.

  • @thevoidcritter
    @thevoidcritter 8 місяців тому +138

    "I think he's dead? There's a lot of characters, it's hard to keep track" me as the GM for every tabletop game I've ever ran

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 8 місяців тому +5

      That was my favourite line too. That and "Prepare for sequels"
      🤭

    • @dromankass8655
      @dromankass8655 6 місяців тому +2

      It also makes sense to any GOT fans, as in the book series many of their favourite characters are still alive in book 5, and some hope that they may have a different fate should books 6 & 7 ever be published. While in the TV series the same characters are now either dead, merged with another character or didn't exist in the first place. So yes, it's hard to keep track of who is still alive.

    • @TheGrammarPolice7
      @TheGrammarPolice7 5 місяців тому +1

      *run. It's either "I ran" or "I have run."

  • @QuantumHistorian
    @QuantumHistorian 8 місяців тому +1042

    It was nice of Ryan George to lend you his cloning machine for the cockneys at 0:54

    • @mateusfonseca1524
      @mateusfonseca1524 8 місяців тому +88

      Wow, wow, wow...

    • @Gwyrddu
      @Gwyrddu 8 місяців тому +75

      It was barely an inconvenience.

    • @goplayer7
      @goplayer7 8 місяців тому +60

      It was super easy, barely an inconvenience

    • @bobafettjr85
      @bobafettjr85 8 місяців тому +43

      That's why he didn't use it for the friend with benefits video. It makes sense now.

    • @andreashort310
      @andreashort310 8 місяців тому

      @@mateusfonseca1524 Wow.

  • @MusikManN01
    @MusikManN01 8 місяців тому +622

    "Young Tampax" Amazing xD

    • @piccalillipit9211
      @piccalillipit9211 8 місяців тому +27

      "Release the cockneys"

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 8 місяців тому +66

      Tampax, son of Kotex

    • @AlbertaGeek
      @AlbertaGeek 8 місяців тому +34

      And his sister-wife Atari.

    • @jamieaustin6403
      @jamieaustin6403 8 місяців тому +18

      Had me giggling.... and "SisterWife"

    • @ellariel7457
      @ellariel7457 8 місяців тому +11

      @@gregbors8364Genius! (And way to pad the backstory!)

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 8 місяців тому +231

    "prepare for sequels" actually sent chills down my spine!

    • @MontegomeryLoL
      @MontegomeryLoL 8 місяців тому +7

      I heard "prepare the sequins", but I suppose you probably have the right of it.

    • @random22026
      @random22026 8 місяців тому +3

      I, too, heard sequins. As Kenny Everett once said--sprinkling sparkly fairy dust in his wake: 'The world should be PRETTY!'
      @@MontegomeryLoL

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MontegomeryLoL is sequin a fixture in these movies?

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 8 місяців тому +2

      @@random22026 I'm guessing your joke is really funny if one gets the reference

    • @soundscape26
      @soundscape26 8 місяців тому +1

      And prequels even.

  • @bendonatier
    @bendonatier 8 місяців тому +102

    No one going to mention how gratuitously widescreen this is? It's perfect.

  • @RafaelMonteiroMaia
    @RafaelMonteiroMaia 8 місяців тому +27

    The twist in the eighth book, when it is revealed that the Emperor was in fact just the evil half of Princess Atari's soul while the good half had been living with the elves the entire time, was my favorite part of the series.

  • @kiwwat4139
    @kiwwat4139 8 місяців тому +154

    Ok, massive props to include a rider in the solarised/rotoscoped style of the Bakshi LOTR adaptation!

    • @goth_fraggle
      @goth_fraggle 5 місяців тому +3

      Yeees! My favourite part

  • @weswheel4834
    @weswheel4834 8 місяців тому +51

    "Some geezer's 'alf-inched the orb of power!" :D

  • @videogamebookreviews
    @videogamebookreviews 8 місяців тому +260

    The Princess Atari. That makes sense; videogame machines were always treated like royalty in my house.

    • @NivMizzet89
      @NivMizzet89 8 місяців тому +31

      And prone to being taken away by the evil overlords!

    • @digitaljanus
      @digitaljanus 8 місяців тому +2

      With inflation it was equivalent in cost to an Xbox S today!

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 8 місяців тому +4

      Username checks out

    • @SurprisinglyDeep
      @SurprisinglyDeep 8 місяців тому

      ​@digitaljanus
      Are you serious or just joking?

  • @adamfrey4920
    @adamfrey4920 8 місяців тому +156

    I demand a Bobbins cinematic universe.

    • @ABeckettKing
      @ABeckettKing  8 місяців тому +148

      Every beginning has a Bobbining...

    • @lexmarovsky6667
      @lexmarovsky6667 8 місяців тому +48

      The best part of the film was when he said “IT’S BOBBIN’ TIME” and bobbed all over those guys

    • @turnbull832
      @turnbull832 8 місяців тому

      ​@@lexmarovsky6667spoilers! Gawwwd ruined it for me. Ill just have to wait for the netfkix version where they change everything now.

    • @AppalachianTemplar
      @AppalachianTemplar 8 місяців тому +31

      ​@@lexmarovsky6667that scene wasn't even in the book.

    • @adamjones4606
      @adamjones4606 8 місяців тому +14

      He has a PHD in Ceramics !!

  • @jasenspeed1906
    @jasenspeed1906 8 місяців тому +9

    “ Release the cockneys!“ Arguably the best line ever in literature.

  • @tskmaster3837
    @tskmaster3837 8 місяців тому +326

    "Release the cockneys!"
    Meanwhile, the kraken is looked a little peeved and is up in arms.

    • @Kumimono
      @Kumimono 8 місяців тому +17

      Tentacles, technically.

    • @brainlock72
      @brainlock72 8 місяців тому +7

      All four of them?

    • @Insanitypants80
      @Insanitypants80 8 місяців тому +5

      You're 'avin' a laugh.

    • @fiedelmina
      @fiedelmina 8 місяців тому +1

      it's "yer"@@Insanitypants80

  • @crescentfellcollecting
    @crescentfellcollecting 8 місяців тому +264

    I‘m not one to exaggerate but I would lay down my life for Princess Atari.

    • @Aeroldoth3
      @Aeroldoth3 8 місяців тому +16

      ...and then you'd reload.

    • @nickgreen4731
      @nickgreen4731 8 місяців тому +24

      She was my amiga...

    • @Diaphat
      @Diaphat 8 місяців тому +10

      Nay, her mother the Queen Intellivision is the one I'd die for.

    • @alfje5492
      @alfje5492 8 місяців тому +4

      Don't worry, she has died and come back to life already, so she'll be fine!

    • @thegrimmretails3777
      @thegrimmretails3777 8 місяців тому

      Rumor has it she requires a very large joystick.

  • @Pobotrol
    @Pobotrol 8 місяців тому +49

    Usually ABK plays all the parts in he videos, so I was surprised that he stretched the budget for such a diverse cast this time.

  • @AlphaNumericKey
    @AlphaNumericKey 8 місяців тому +62

    I do admit, I love Rotoscoping. It might seem 'cheap', but it has such a wonderful eerie quality to it that really adds to atmosphere when used competently.

  • @twostep919
    @twostep919 8 місяців тому +60

    “Mr. Jackson, yes I know we said the Hobbit was the end of it, but we need you, one last time.”

    • @chrisw6164
      @chrisw6164 8 місяців тому +4

      This will happen.

    • @brll5733
      @brll5733 8 місяців тому +2

      "One last time...for now"

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 8 місяців тому +8

      "This film is based on the shopping list J.R.R. Tolkien scribbled on a napkin"

    • @invock
      @invock 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation MAKE IT 6 MOVIES, 4H LONG EACH!

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 6 місяців тому

      @@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @LamgiMari
    @LamgiMari 8 місяців тому +130

    The tiny pause between "Oh, thank you very ... much"
    That's next level delivery.

  • @Braneloc
    @Braneloc 8 місяців тому +52

    Should have thrown that spontaneous parade for the Emperor.

  • @StuSaville
    @StuSaville 8 місяців тому +4

    Alasdair's performance as Tampax was thoroughly absorbing.

  • @timhurlburt4506
    @timhurlburt4506 8 місяців тому +17

    So glad they decided to go with a practical puppet for Mr. Bobbins instead of using CGI.

  • @oneinathousand2156
    @oneinathousand2156 8 місяців тому +135

    I remember reading The Chronicles of Prydain series as a kid after watching Disney’s version of The Black Cauldron, and I was legitimately surprised that the mentor character Gwydion never died throughout the whole series, not even dying and getting resurrected like Gandalf. That blew my 10 year-old mind cause I was already aware of a lot of these fantasy cliches. There’s also a pretty interesting subversion of expectations with the main villain, Arawn, that I won’t spoil.

    • @krishadyn5211
      @krishadyn5211 8 місяців тому +14

      Chronicles of Prydain was so good, even if I felt a little cheated of the magic mostly being hints or useless in the end. So strange to read about the real Gwydion folklore.

    • @literaterose6731
      @literaterose6731 8 місяців тому +13

      Oh my gosh, these are my favorite books in the whole world, and I so rarely see them mentioned anywhere! Our whole family adores Prydain and Lloyd Alexander (and his other wonderful books as well). In fact, when I changed my name, I ended up choosing Lloyd in his honor. And my older daughter’s Great Pyrenees guardian dog for the goats on her farm is named Medwyn, of course. So thrilled to see someone else talk about the series! ❤️
      Note: anyone reading this who hasn’t watched that dreadful Disney movie, *don’t.* But do look into the ancient Welsh legends of the Mabinogion, which were a major inspiration for Alexander for the series. And if you prefer audiobooks, the series is available in a wonderfully read version.

    • @digitaljanus
      @digitaljanus 8 місяців тому +7

      When those were written, those cliches hadn't become cliches yet! (Also the Welsh legends they're based on had their own tropes, different from modern fantasy.)

    • @shroomyk
      @shroomyk 8 місяців тому +4

      Disney did that movie so dirty.

    • @Wednesdaywoe1975
      @Wednesdaywoe1975 8 місяців тому +2

      I loved those books.

  • @An_inquisitive_thinker
    @An_inquisitive_thinker 8 місяців тому +76

    "Release the Cockneys". The very moment I stopped watching this saga, for my weary soul couldn't bear the sheer horror that was about to unveil.
    Spare us master ABK, for we are but mere mortals... 🙏 😔

  • @jmckendry84
    @jmckendry84 8 місяців тому +31

    Can't believe we're getting more of The Rings of Power and not one single season of this.

    • @JaneXemylixa
      @JaneXemylixa 8 місяців тому

      We will always have Galavant

  • @Lordschooner
    @Lordschooner 8 місяців тому +174

    How the hell is he always spot on?

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 8 місяців тому

      Spot on with what?

    • @gregbors8364
      @gregbors8364 8 місяців тому +20

      Lots of Monty Python reruns when he was a kid, I presume

    • @geirmyrvagnes8718
      @geirmyrvagnes8718 8 місяців тому +4

      Witchcraft!

    • @ximono
      @ximono 8 місяців тому +2

      What spot is he on?

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 8 місяців тому +12

      'Tis simple, little young one. He is a legend, and a legend never misses.
      -Frilbo Gubbins, Famous Hobbit Wizard

  • @brodok4252
    @brodok4252 8 місяців тому +15

    The dark lord underestimates the puppet people of Henson Hills at his own peril.

  • @misjavanlaatum
    @misjavanlaatum 8 місяців тому +20

    "Tantrums of Tampax" was always my least favourite volume in the dodecology, but this trailer made me proper excited for it!

    • @captainpoppleton
      @captainpoppleton 6 місяців тому +1

      People always throw shade at studios for changing the books, but in this case it was justified.

  • @brainlock72
    @brainlock72 8 місяців тому +17

    Brilliant.
    I can’t wait for the Extended Directors Cut Special Edition featuring twelve hours of never before seen footage on every disk!

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 18 днів тому

      Yeah, but the CGI'd the Hammers out of the Cockneys for Mobile Telefones

  • @ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814
    @ireallyshouldntbehereltd7814 8 місяців тому +4

    Release the cockneys is truly a terrifying sentence.

  • @Harry93505
    @Harry93505 8 місяців тому +3

    "Somebody half-inched me orb of power!"
    I now have an entire train carriage to myself. Cheers ABK.

  • @chess77
    @chess77 8 місяців тому +29

    "Release the cockneys" and "young young one" 😂😂😂

  • @micrashed
    @micrashed 8 місяців тому +4

    "Release the cockneys"
    Actually snortled my brew at this

  • @MistycEldar
    @MistycEldar 8 місяців тому +58

    Oh, hey...a sequel to the Eragon movie...brill!

  • @mistydayremainsofthejudgment
    @mistydayremainsofthejudgment 8 місяців тому +14

    "a new beginning begins anew" is so funny

  • @octochan
    @octochan 8 місяців тому +12

    I can't wait for the release of the Special Edition, the Super Special Edition, the Limited One of a Kind Edition, the Shiny Cover Edition, the FOMO Edition, the box set containing all previous editions and a message from the director, the Blu-Ray...

    • @jeffcarroll6553
      @jeffcarroll6553 8 місяців тому +1

      Desperately need to get the FOMO edition. Willing to pay in real gold.
      Give me a ring.

  • @ahuffandapuff
    @ahuffandapuff 8 місяців тому +20

    Not entirely true to the book but this is still one of my favorite adaptations

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 8 місяців тому +1

      Yes, sometimes it just comes down to the characterisation

  • @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999
    @YourCapyFrenBigly_3DPipes1999 8 місяців тому +7

    One's quest is always noble when a puppet goes with them bravely

  • @Jason_Bryant
    @Jason_Bryant 8 місяців тому +12

    You brought back Mr. Bobbins for this?!
    This really is epic!

  • @skjelm6363
    @skjelm6363 8 місяців тому +10

    that "yeeeeeees" cracks me up!
    Made my day... my week!

  • @xwexarexbulletsx
    @xwexarexbulletsx 8 місяців тому +3

    I always admire so much your ability to perfectly replicate and reference whatever you're spoofing while also dancing on the veeeery thin edge of not mentioning anything at all directly by name.
    Such a talent (and you're funny as hell!)

  • @RealTomEmanuel
    @RealTomEmanuel 8 місяців тому +8

    0:07 Glad to see the grand tradition of fantasy rotoscoping is alive and well.

  • @algi1
    @algi1 8 місяців тому +9

    He learned to ride a horse just for that 2 second clip.

  • @jamesmiller2521
    @jamesmiller2521 8 місяців тому +5

    The Lord of the Dune and the Philosopher's Stone: A New Hope

    • @DasKame
      @DasKame 18 днів тому

      Part 7 (But released first)

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria8177 8 місяців тому +9

    Can't believe you actually got Danny Dyer to play all of the cockneys at once. Truly inspired casting choice

  • @stormriderz2001
    @stormriderz2001 8 місяців тому +25

    I am so totally here for the sequels

  • @creativenative5175
    @creativenative5175 7 місяців тому +2

    "Release the Cocknies!" I love how you played every character.

  • @RaVirrTheTrader
    @RaVirrTheTrader 8 місяців тому +9

    Alasdair low-key making my most-anticipated film.

  • @inesbrenner8308
    @inesbrenner8308 8 місяців тому +10

    In the last scene you look like you are about to ask who da heck ordered the hat off of Wish. So authentic, the feels, the confusion.... stunning! The academy award will be all yours!
    Same size as the hat, of course.

  • @somarriba333
    @somarriba333 8 місяців тому +18

    Atari is so beautiful.

  • @Lumibear.
    @Lumibear. 8 місяців тому +2

    I always knew you were THE ONE who could bring order to the 4th dimensional kingdom of ring binder generals!

  • @ericbrass3434
    @ericbrass3434 8 місяців тому +9

    This is just soo good, there's too much to dissect here. 😄 The Ralph Bakshi orcs have a special place in my heart tho, they have a unique charm to them.

    • @fredericapanon207
      @fredericapanon207 8 місяців тому

      Hehehe, I remember after watching Bakshi's movie in the theatre, my brother and I had fun making up an orcish version of the song, "The ants are marching one by one".

  • @ButcherSevenActual
    @ButcherSevenActual 8 місяців тому +3

    "That franchise was broken!" ..... "It has been remade...."

  • @erykrejner2528
    @erykrejner2528 8 місяців тому +21

    Lord of the Star Muppet Thrones. Coming 30'th February this year!

  • @celtofcanaanesurix2245
    @celtofcanaanesurix2245 7 місяців тому +3

    I love how this was basically just LOTR star wars and dune

  • @Smo1k
    @Smo1k 8 місяців тому +9

    Those cockneys were (in order of appearance): Urin and Borin, Wurkin and Christopher (who has actually been to London, once), and for some reason the guy showing them how to walk wasn't cut from the picture, but since you can't see his sweatpants and Birkenstocks, I guess it'll do...

  • @PronteCo
    @PronteCo 8 місяців тому +9

    STOP BEING SO ACCURATE

  • @Erizedd
    @Erizedd 8 місяців тому +8

    I love the call back in the last part, to the way LOTR was filmed - how perspective was used to change the size of things in a shared scene (like Bilbo & Frodo being so much shorter than Gandalf when they were in Bilbo's home - despite the actors being around the same height).

  • @Nuthouse01
    @Nuthouse01 8 місяців тому +2

    "You're our last hope, young young one" made me spit out my water lol

  • @gurkenskoppie
    @gurkenskoppie 8 місяців тому +2

    An Adventure beyond your Imagination! Starring mythical creatures, humanity has been imagining for over 2000 years!

  • @snoopymccloud1875
    @snoopymccloud1875 8 місяців тому +12

    I really felt it when the little guy said "You're hatmaster. The true master of hats."

  • @Friendly_Squirrel
    @Friendly_Squirrel 8 місяців тому +3

    This was so good. Every moment of it, especially the ending 😂😂 I just want more. Please do this for every story genre ❤

    • @Friendly_Squirrel
      @Friendly_Squirrel 8 місяців тому

      Oh waiiiit!!! I just pulled up your channel and you HAVE done this with other genres. It's my lucky day 😂😂 Iwill be watching the others

  • @UnknownVir
    @UnknownVir 8 місяців тому +4

    The ser spelling in captions is phenomenal dedication 🙌💜

  • @LuctomCat
    @LuctomCat 8 місяців тому +14

    My favorite arc was in the final book, where the giants show up to siege the evil emperor’s castle with the good guys, but they couldn’t afford the toll booth to gain access to the country, so they had to sit it out.

    • @spiffygonzales5160
      @spiffygonzales5160 8 місяців тому +1

      ngl when I was reading this and saw giants my immediate thought was that you were about to make a Majora's mask reference

    • @leetri
      @leetri 8 місяців тому

      Someone's gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes!

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 8 місяців тому

      That was my favourite orc too

  • @enterchannelname8981
    @enterchannelname8981 8 місяців тому +7

    ABK got the Vader quote right! "No, I am your father/sister"

  • @ellariel7457
    @ellariel7457 8 місяців тому +2

    Had to come back for another visit with Young Tampax and Young Young One … I love them so …

  • @oak8194
    @oak8194 8 місяців тому +35

    Not the sister-wife, NOOOOOooooooo!!

    • @JB52520
      @JB52520 8 місяців тому +4

      Yeeeess

    • @elenabe4718
      @elenabe4718 8 місяців тому +3

      Who is also the Emperor, NoooOoOOOoOooOOo

  • @jonbaxter2254
    @jonbaxter2254 8 місяців тому +46

    I did enjoy how BG3 continued the trend of having Goblins and bandits as cockneys.

    • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
      @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 8 місяців тому +13

      "Oi, we's worship thae bloody Absolute 'ere! Now run off an' get me a pint or I'll knock on yer noggin!"

    • @ФедяКрюков-в6ь
      @ФедяКрюков-в6ь 8 місяців тому +8

      Thank Games Workshop for establishing the trope of orcs and goblins being fantasy London hooligans (like some Chelsea Headhunters, but with actual choppas and 'ard 'ats to protect da 'eads)

    • @dissuede6949
      @dissuede6949 8 місяців тому

      Lol. Never actually though of that 'til today. How peculiar.

    • @Unknown-jt1jo
      @Unknown-jt1jo 6 місяців тому

      It's the usual weird amalgam of American and British stereotypes. Lowlifes are cockneys, villains use posh UK accents, etc.

  • @secretspy44
    @secretspy44 8 місяців тому +1

    Lots of times they get the casting all wrong when making a book into a movie, but not here. Every selection, absolutely flawless.

  • @VicousCapybara
    @VicousCapybara 8 місяців тому +26

    Not the cockneys! Have mercy

  • @Vonononie
    @Vonononie 8 місяців тому +5

    You really have to read all 12 of the books to appreciate the world and all the subplots

  • @johntabler349
    @johntabler349 8 місяців тому +4

    Every beginning has a starting... And a prequel if it does moderately well at the box office

  • @mylittlethoughttree
    @mylittlethoughttree 8 місяців тому +3

    Sum geezas alf-inched the orb'a powah!

  • @MeadyBeard
    @MeadyBeard 8 місяців тому +3

    I were giggling constantly until: Release the cockneys.
    That sent me into howling laughter.

    • @Torthrodhel
      @Torthrodhel 8 місяців тому +1

      Yer avin a howl intcha?

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 8 місяців тому +30

    "The Special Little Magic Boy" were actually very progressive novels for their time, featuring various openly LGBTQ characters such as the Emperor (who is revealed to be Tampax's transgender sister).
    Unfortunately the books had to be translated multiple times due to the original author refusing to use quotation marks, page numbers, and punctuation.

  • @wildman2012
    @wildman2012 8 місяців тому +6

    ...and to those hapless inhabitants of Stumbledwarf who long for a followup... seek well!

  • @thomriley1036
    @thomriley1036 8 місяців тому +8

    I loved the part where the young chosen one journeyed through the desert, mastered his fears, took up the mystic blade and vanquished his evil relative.
    This tale is now part of my subconscious formative identity. I dislike anyone who doesn't share this group-identity.
    All similar movies made afterwards are clearly ripping this one off, while all similar movies that came before it were fair game to be copied.
    (Edit: Something... Something... Joseph Campbell... Something.)

  • @tarvoc746
    @tarvoc746 6 місяців тому +2

    The Epic Fantasy genre has really evolved since its humble origins: Dukes are allowed to be good guys by now, but only if they die in the first act and leave a disenfranchised orphan son behind. But beware if they're an Archduke! With a goatee!

  • @AmateurSpecialist
    @AmateurSpecialist 8 місяців тому +1

    Lost it at the hat bit at the end. Now everybody around me is looking at me.

  • @stultusmcgee9099
    @stultusmcgee9099 8 місяців тому +1

    Watch out for that gallant Sir Bobbins, legend goes that he had mastered the ancient dark art of ceramics

  • @Kelly_Ben
    @Kelly_Ben 8 місяців тому +10

    My sister-wife!! 😂😂 And those terrifying cockneys!!! 😂😂

  • @Tacom4ster
    @Tacom4ster 8 місяців тому +1

    This is like one of your best skits, I like your old man voice, just give me goofy joy like movie Kung Pow with goofy voices

  • @wildman2012
    @wildman2012 8 місяців тому +3

    Pre-anticipating the prequel with unabated breath!

  • @ariverbythesea
    @ariverbythesea 8 місяців тому +92

    This is what happens if you binge read/watch all famous high fantasy IP in one hour while on acid while under pressure

  • @RoamingAdhocrat
    @RoamingAdhocrat 8 місяців тому +3

    I remember French & Saunders doing the small prop gag back in the early 00s :D

    • @ABeckettKing
      @ABeckettKing  8 місяців тому +6

      Yes, I think they did a very good forced perspective gag.

  • @NeuroTheory
    @NeuroTheory 8 місяців тому +1

    "Young young one". I'm calling my kid that from now on.

  • @chocolateocelot9311
    @chocolateocelot9311 8 місяців тому +1

    Another blooming masterpiece. Lovely little nod to Ralph Bakshi's occasionally duff rotoscoping on LotR. The plodding cockneys put me in mind of the musical orcs from the Rankin-Bass Return of the King.

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 8 місяців тому +1

    Every beginning has a starting. And every conclusioning, ends in a stoppington. And every conslusio-stoppington, generates a sequelling.

  • @garypatterson2857
    @garypatterson2857 8 місяців тому +3

    Loved the Cockneys. Pretty much what most franchises do for orcs.

  • @wbbartlett
    @wbbartlett 8 місяців тому +1

    Young Tampax & Release the Cockneys are the two standout lines. Good stuff as always!