I want to see a completely normal action thriller where this scene happens and we just carry on afterward as though nothing happened, except these two can occasionally be seen in the background doing things like riding a bike together or buying frozen yogurt.
Man that would be so good! And when interviewers ask the cast or crew about it they act like they have no idea what they're talking about, and even get upset because it's been brought up so many times and they're frankly sick of it. And then a bunch of conspiracy theories will probably arise from it, and it's all the movie will ever actually be remembered for. lol.
This is why they never show you what is written on the cards when they do this bit in movies. Its hard to keep the dramatic atmosphere when you realise the negotiators just want to organise a primary school sleepover.
OK, since you all asked - the glasses are made of aluminium armature wire, like stop motion animators use. It's very pliant and not at all springy. Don't put paperclips near your eyes, viewer. The pince nez glasses also appear in 2 other videos, I think.
You never fail to give me( and all of the people that I end up sharing these videos with) a laugh. This one goes beyond all of that and straight up makes me happy. (I’m not two months late, I’ve just had a really bad day and this is the tonic that I really needed)
Everything is dramatized and leads to not the conclusion one would think. What may seem as a mere car salesmen, becomes a kidnapping. (simple locked car doors - that sort of thing not assaulting) which morphs into a birthday surprise to a restaurant which has a chef with a large knife. The key ingredient to this show would be a wholesome approach to every sinister or strange plot.
@@AlbertaGeek *AB goes out to meet someone sketchy in a sketchy part of Chinatown [The scene is with Chinese decor. A Ninja is coming up from behind but makes a accidental noise alerting *AB to his presence] *AB responds to the noise without turning around: So... you are going to stab me in the back are you? ... That's why I have come prepared [seemingly getting a weapon]. I am in my shorts and I am ready for a stabbing" [takes off shirt in a qu*eer manner]. [The "Ninja" pushed AB onto a board and it turns out that the "ninja" is a Acupuncture practitioner that proceeds to stab acupuncture needles in the back of *AB]
@@Erichwanh He also did a sex-worker in Miami Beach and almost got his tongue bit off. IDK exactly what happened, but it was a pretty weird story at the time.
@@Erichwanh Yes and as Eeb said he got in trouble and yes it was weird but I don't remember the details either. There is a wiki on him. I just did vince as seen on tv.
That was one of the best things I've watched... Possibly ever? Emotional twists... earnest and dramatic... pitfalls and complexities and little cards and really neat handwriting... Bravo!
I'm so glad this niched humour exists via the superb efforts of your good self Mr. Beckett-King. They tickle my fancy in a way most other jokes do not, so my hat off to you sir. And you as well Negotiationist, Mr Bumcrest!
The balance of calcium in our diets is on the verge, mister Bumcrest, you can either let our bones become brittle, or just press pause on X-Men 97 and get the milk now. The balloon is in your table.
oh my fucking god just realised you can see the sunglasses come off in the frame showing 'I don't work here' what IS THIS ATTENTION TO DETAIL I LOVE IT
I want to see a completely normal action thriller where this scene happens and we just carry on afterward as though nothing happened, except these two can occasionally be seen in the background doing things like riding a bike together or buying frozen yogurt.
That'd be amazing.
I would watch that.
You swine! Now I wanna see it too.
Sounds like something that could totally happen in Community. 😂
Man that would be so good! And when interviewers ask the cast or crew about it they act like they have no idea what they're talking about, and even get upset because it's been brought up so many times and they're frankly sick of it. And then a bunch of conspiracy theories will probably arise from it, and it's all the movie will ever actually be remembered for. lol.
This is why they never show you what is written on the cards when they do this bit in movies. Its hard to keep the dramatic atmosphere when you realise the negotiators just want to organise a primary school sleepover.
"KoolAid, Mr. Bond?"
"Grape juice box"
"Sunny Delight?"
"Excellent, young Jimmy loves that!"
Negotiationist*
@@razor6552 Grape juice box-shaken not stirred😂
But not impossible!
@@bzilla8566
😅
He really is the best negotiationist!
The best since Samuel L. Jackson.
I can't even pronounce it!😂
It's the glasses.
Negotionator ...ist
Well Bruce Willis did pretty well but he had his own style.
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Offer? I hardly know her?
Excuse me, you're on her?
H’er? I barely know ‘er!
H'er? 'er
'r?
No, she went of her own accord
Maybe one day, Mr. Bumcrest can teach his new friend the fine art of negotiationistics.
*negotiationisticology
@@TiaMat99 barter
@@gustavgnoettgen WHO rules Barter Town?!!!!
The Negotiatronic 3000 is coming for his job 😢
I mean, it worked - he convinced Mr. Bumcrest to let him stay at his place, and he's paying in friendship. I'd say he negotiated pretty well.
When i walk in for training
"What my job is?"
Me in 8 days, nooo
🤣😂
You clean the puke
antimeme
Ah, so THIS is how you are supposed to make friends! Never knew, really...
Try it sometime, you'd be surprised.
"These aren't the Froids you are looking for".
I love your pride icon.
As an autistic person, this is the only way I've known how
The armless glasses really upped the suspense on this one
I hadn’t even noticed! 😂
The armless glasses fashioned from twisted paperclips, you mean?
This is just a piece of wire shaped roughly like glasses.
Armless and glassless glasses.
@@caravanlifenz Armless for the style, glassless for the legless...
That last frame though:
I'd watch this sitcom.
When they negotiate on dinner choices, they just write notes "what my food is?"
Can't wait for the thrilling sequel when Mudasir and Salman enter the picture ;)
"What my job is??"
- Every graduate who has ever joined a consulting firm.
Always look like you know what you are doing. Look busy. Underpromise, overdeliver. Something something.
"Playing basketball, are we Mr. Bumcrest?" has become a default part of my vocabulary.
The most wholesome possible plot twist
I love to picture ABK with some pliers and his tongue sticking out to the side, creating his prop glasses and giggling all along.
The glasses really do elevate the whole skit 😂
Always wondered what wire rimmed glasses looked like
OK, since you all asked - the glasses are made of aluminium armature wire, like stop motion animators use. It's very pliant and not at all springy. Don't put paperclips near your eyes, viewer. The pince nez glasses also appear in 2 other videos, I think.
I love the chemistry between Alasdair Beckett-King and Alasdair Beckett-King.
It's like they were meant to be.
The best negotiations are the friends we made along the way
The absurdity is delightful. The charm unexpected. Thank you, Mr. Beckett-King
Yes
The way you pay attention to the smallest cliches is so amazing
I think I recognise the craftsmanship of those spectacle rims.
You have good taste, Mr. Beige.
This cyberpunk movie just got a lot less dystopian.
You never fail to give me( and all of the people that I end up sharing these videos with) a laugh.
This one goes beyond all of that and straight up makes me happy.
(I’m not two months late, I’ve just had a really bad day and this is the tonic that I really needed)
The most interesting Craigslist housing search ever.
This needs to become it's own series
*its
Everything is dramatized and leads to not the conclusion one would think. What may seem as a mere car salesmen, becomes a kidnapping. (simple locked car doors - that sort of thing not assaulting) which morphs into a birthday surprise to a restaurant which has a chef with a large knife.
The key ingredient to this show would be a wholesome approach to every sinister or strange plot.
What would be the name, then?
"Best of Frenemies", coming this fall to NBC!
@@AlbertaGeek *AB goes out to meet someone sketchy in a sketchy part of Chinatown
[The scene is with Chinese decor. A Ninja is coming up from behind but makes a accidental noise alerting *AB to his presence]
*AB responds to the noise without turning around: So... you are going to stab me in the back are you? ... That's why I have come prepared [seemingly getting a weapon]. I am in my shorts and I am ready for a stabbing" [takes off shirt in a qu*eer manner].
[The "Ninja" pushed AB onto a board and it turns out that the "ninja" is a Acupuncture practitioner that proceeds to stab acupuncture needles in the back of *AB]
"Here is my Offer. Vince Offer."
VINCE OFFER HERE FOR SLAP CHOP!
Vince did the shamwow.
@@EthelredHardrede-nz8yv Yes, he did.
He also did the Slap Chop, Schticky, InVinceable, and Crank Chop. His birth name is "Offer Schlomi"
@@Erichwanh He also did a sex-worker in Miami Beach and almost got his tongue bit off. IDK exactly what happened, but it was a pretty weird story at the time.
@@Erichwanh
Yes and as Eeb said he got in trouble and yes it was weird but I don't remember the details either.
There is a wiki on him. I just did
vince as seen on tv.
She didn't love his nuts
You are genuinely one of the cleverest comedy writers alive right now and I wish you nothing but success and glory.
God save the bKing!
Now I want the skit where a man has NOTHING but success and glory
@@stevecarter8810 That's every ABK skit, love.
@@björkmou5e I don't know what this means and it makes me feel excluded
Those glasses are something
They are.
The latest designer piece by revered artist Aluminuminum Craftwhire.
@@Culpridebut it’s pronounced in a german way
@@kaitlyn__L "Uloominuminum Kraft-Fire"
Now let's see Paul Allen's offer
It even has a watermark.
A res at Dorsia on friday, great sea urchin ceviche.
They lived happily ever after!!
Until the Fire Nation attacked!!!
Wow, I'm so happy it worked out with them. I was on pins and needles this whole time.
Nothing on earth is quite like this, except this. And I like this.
hahaha that was hilarious! love the absurdist kind of humor. and the production value of the film is thru the ruuf!
Through a very low roof.
The Negotiationist is now the Roominator.
This mastermind is guilty of crimes so complex that no one has even invented laws against them!
Is this legal?!
-Well, it's not _il_legal.....
"Oh, this is my other roommate, Mr. Gunnarsonson... we are not close"
His legs are just two uninterrupted pink cylinders.
@@Sonja147 They call him the world greatest hacker. Fan of "Crumbly Pipes".
"He is my son"
@@SerpentorTheEmperor 😁
This was the most pure joy I've had all day. Thanks, ABK.
That was one of the best things I've watched...
Possibly ever?
Emotional twists... earnest and dramatic... pitfalls and complexities and little cards and really neat handwriting...
Bravo!
The props department went full-ham on the negotiationist's glasses. The craftsmanship was next level.
The Spectacles handmade from wire were so funny.
I'm so glad this niched humour exists via the superb efforts of your good self Mr. Beckett-King. They tickle my fancy in a way most other jokes do not, so my hat off to you sir. And you as well Negotiationist, Mr Bumcrest!
I like how the last frame is a throw-back to the 2000's.
It's always a good day when the interdimensional ABK uploads
Professor McGuffin! I heard the sound of unexpected twists!
Never fear, I can always rely upon my ex, Machina, to save me at the last moment.
I feel like I just watched a long-form Heathcliff comic.
this is certainly a best bud moment
Those faces you made at the end are the most hilarious shit I've seen
Friends are all most guys really want. Money isn't nearly as fun as a crew to go and do things with.
Wow, I wouldn't be able to negotiationise so smoothly.
Plot twist:
This was a self love PSA
After all that amazing cinematography to get a end card with microsoft wordart was chefs kiss.
I need to see them out and about together, but the Negotiator is negotiating the entire time!
i love it when a twist catches you completely and utterly off guard like this
That foley work though… Perfection.
This skit is the perfect length to be the opening of their show.
Oh man, you crack me up with these skits that come out of no where.
I’d say a score of 5 for naming, 1 for supernatural, and 5 for plot twists 😉
Heartiest chuckles come from this channel lol
He’s beside himself with happiness at these new working accommodations.
Wholesome!
YAAAAAYYYYY, BEST BUDS!!!!!
Your acting here as The Negotiationist is some of your best. Two thumbs up. For real.
So wholesome twist, i cried
I'm glad it had a happy ending.
I can imagine every conversation with him as a bestie. It would be a perpetual mix of threat and seduction. Even buying more milk.
The balance of calcium in our diets is on the verge, mister Bumcrest, you can either let our bones become brittle, or just press pause on X-Men 97 and get the milk now. The balloon is in your table.
Lol! Too cute! I was hoping it would end that way! ❤❤❤
Really thought the twist was going to be that he was not Mr Bumcrest
Plot Twist: Mr Bumcrest is the actual negotiationist.
What an unexpectedly beautiful way to start the day!
The metaphorical negotiation that is negotiated within us all. Metaphorically.
great character, that negotionist
This is one of my favourites to date. Love those expressions.
Those microsoft wordart graphics! Rad.
wasn't expecting this to be so wholesome. Good Show!
Unexpected weird wholesomeness. Thank you, Alasdair!
Most transparent job offer negotiation in history.
If you just had one eye less that would be a perfect impression of Charles Dance in Last Action Hero 😄
love the detail of taking of the shades literally brightening the video ^^
The WordArt at the end is excellent. Chef's Kiss.
This video made me embarrassingly happy..
He really is the best
I love a happy ending, and it was well deserved. This has me sitting on the edge of my seat for a whole minute!
oh my fucking god just realised you can see the sunglasses come off in the frame showing 'I don't work here' what IS THIS ATTENTION TO DETAIL I LOVE IT
I love a happy ending.
The happy ending we didn’t deserve! 💕
Very happy for them
Oh, so this is how you make new friends as an adult.
The little jiggly dance at the end is the best :'D
This was so well set up I legitimately forgot there's only one actor in this short film
You're actually amazing, Alasdair. I live with you now? xx
That was shockingly wholesome.
And now we know why he’s the best negotiationist
That was a great ending and the best part of my life today. Yeah its one of those days. But thanks! Truly!
Unexpectedly wholesome.
The cyberpunk aesthetic and voice was the hook. The funny notes kept me around. The ending made me happy. I now also live with you.
I wish this was published 2 days later. That would add another layer to this already wonderful story
I wish them all the best.
The most wholesome thing I've seen all day. Lovely.
More brilliance. More brilliance than I can take, honestly.
this is a good movie with a good message
For some reason I pictured them playing a PS one and having a jolly good time together.
That was the best Gary Oldman impression i've ever smelled.
My favorite ABK videos are the ones like this that are just unapologetically surreal.