20:04 Context: A man named Tararre was known for having an insatiable hunger. He joined the military, but the rations weren’t enough to satiate him so he became famished and was admitted into the military hospital where even quadrupling the amount of rations wouldn’t fill him. He was accused of eating a 14 month old baby after it went missing and he was chased out of the hospital.
I'm an elementary school teacher and kids will come down with a stomach bug really quickly. Kids will also frequently complain about stomach aches from bad sleep, anxiety, too little/too much food, just not wanting to be at school, arguing with a friend, really wanting to play fortnite and not being able to... Basically everything turns into a stomach ache when they're too young to really be able to express their emotions. Which is why when a kid complains about a stomach ache we usually wait a bit and observe before sending them home and then you end up with projectile vomiting all over the classroom. Fun times are had by all.
I had a feeling. Adults have way more experience at identifying warning signs and are better able to identify if it’s something mundane. Makes me think of in House MD when Dr. House said, “Because he doesn’t have the words to tell us that his tonsils are inflamed,” as a reason for why he had to do additional tests on a child.
20:26 fun fact: in France, the origin country of mayonnaise, it is, in fact, illegal to name your child something that would damage their mental or physical wellbeing.
Wait is this true ?-? Because honestly props to France there should be a law like that everywhere so that people named terrible things like the poor kid who was named Dohvaakin by his parents to get them a free copy of skyrim XD
5:25. Let me tell you. Worst thing that can happen to a man is when you sit on a public toilet, and your doodle touches the underside of the seat. You just feel diseased and soiled and the only thing you have on-hand to try and clean yourself is toilet paper. It feels the way I imagine it feels in a zombie apocalypse movie when you've been infected with the virus.
Asking for a friend: would those weird fantasies you make up before finally falling asleep that somewhat aroused you mean you are an actual dreamsexual?
Came to the comments to either say this or find this comment (because I’m aroace but once stumbled across that while I was questioning due to intrusive thoughts and not being able to distinguish those from my actual attractions or lack thereof), glad I found the comment before I said it myself.
As an SA survivior,(guy) I find that a cynical and dark sense of humor helps me overcome the supressive nature of keeping it a secret. You get to look directly at it and laugh. "For thise who have cried enough, they laugh" Comedians always have the worst childhood. They cope with it, so they practice alot. Kids tend to be physically limited as well.
About the hair thing: the answer is no! DNA is only in the hair follicle, which can only be gotten by pulling out the hair at the roots. And even then, it's kinda hit or miss. If your hair was found on a crime scene, forensic scientists wouldn't be able to trace it back to you without the follicle. Though, they may be able to use the color and texture of the hair to get into a general ball park of whose it is. Source: I took a basic Forensic Science course in Highschool. This is only the bare minimum that I learned. Def look into it, tho, super fascinating.
I was watching this on TV and pulled out my phone just to see if I could find this comment 😂 I just learned this a few days ago when watching an episode of Monk on Amazon Prime, and this was a trivia thing that popped up
@Tucher97 I know, it's so dumb. I mean, a curly, black stand of hair that's in a hair brush at the crime scene is a good piece of evidence for the culprit to have curly, black hair, if the victim doesn't also have curly, black hair and/or the hairbrush wasn't dropped their by some random passerby, prior to the incident. Using hair as evidence can get you a very rough, very vague description, but that's only if things line up well.
Trust me all of you, you do not want a domesticated raccoon. The little monsters are curious and need constant simulation to not get bored. So your house will get absolutely destroyed. Domesticate a fox instead, they're much easier.
If we're being realistic, 2-3 words in that statement are a bit too uncommon to be desirable for use (Sphinx, Quartz, Judge). Short and easy words are favorable over long ones, more so if you're expecting people who don't know English well (if at all) to use it. Also minor gripe, that comma. A text input system may be designed to handle characters but not punctuation (dunno why but it's a thing)
As someone who works in construction (albeit in the UK) but for us PPE is the last step in Health & Safety, even if someone got injured while not wearing the appropriate PPE there was likely 5 other steps that could have been implemented before the hard hat became relevant to the situation. We use the "Swiss Cheese Model" when discussing situations like this where all of these measures and barriers were put in place to prevent injury and yet somewhere down the line the holes in the barrier aligned and allowed for this hazard to slip through and cause harm. The person who caused the harm will still be held liable tho, the victim is very rarely seen as the one at fault and if someone dies from an injury, its not just the person who caused the harm but other people further up the chain of command who allowed for training and procedures to slack to the point where death occurred.
My brother-in-law bought a puzzle ring for my sister as an engagement ring. It was so much fun that she kept it and to this day she still brings it out to challenge houseguests to solve it.
@@Jumpyfoot It's basically made from a bunch of interlocking crooked rings that, when properly aligned, collapse into the shape of a single engagement ring. It's actually surprisingly difficult to solve. Specifically what happens is that it only holds together while it is ON your finger. The (possibly fictional) story behind the invention of these rings was that a jealous husband made one of these for his wife as a wedding ring so that if she ever removed it to be unfaithful to him, he would know. My sister and her husband both have a pretty strong sense of humor, and enjoy puzzles, so it was perfect for her.
As for the random vomiting, older schools used to not have great ac so sometimes younger kids susceptible to heat would vomit during early autumn due to heat stroke. Also it's easier for kids to get motion sickness, and if any kid who recently got off a steamy raunchy bus held it in long enough they might just end up vomiting after in class
The problem with “dreamsexuals” is that it is an actual thing. It means to only feel sexual attraction in dreams. However, these rotisserie chickens of people make it an uwu cute dsmp thing.
I am not eating popcorn. I am eating avocado and cucumber sticks because I made sushi and I only had enough rice for two rolls, leaving me with one nori sheet left in the packet and a full plate of avocado and cucumber sticks. Take my advice. If making sushi, and expecting to make only three rolls, do not cut up the whole cucumber and avocado. You will be left with the world's most water-flavoured salad.
1:00 the reason kids would randomly puke is because their parents would force them to go to school when they're sick and then the kids would puke and go home
34:04 I just recently worked as a delivery driver for a pizza place. My very last day we had a terrible storm, tornado watch and all. People that had ordered for pickup called and said that they wanted to change their order to a delivery because IT WASN'T SAFE TO DRIVE. Like okay, thanks. I'm putting my actual life on the line for your pizza because yours is worth more than mine. None of them even left a tip, though I don't think we let many people change.
1:03 for me it was my 4th grade teacher being a bitch, using my work as examples of what not do do, being like "this is this kids work, he did this this and this wrong, do be like him" and made me so nervous to go to school that it made me puke literally every day. I missed half a year of school due to "sickness" when it was just stress and nervousness. She literally traumatized me.
DO NOT TAKE THE ADVICE OF A TITANIUM WEDDING RING. EMERGENCY ROOM RING REMOVERS ARE NOT ABLE TO CUT TITANIUM AND THEY MAY HAVE TO DO RISKY METHODS TO REMOVE IT IF YOUR HAND SWELLS.
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING I haven't had it happen to me, but I've heard EMT stories about it both in person and online. Ring cutters don't work on them, meaning it's either bolt cutters or firefighter tools (because the proper tool is a jeweler diamond tipped saw, which not a lot of hospitals keep around).
4:24 there are two kinds of dreamsexual The valid one - under the asexual umbrella. Someone who is dreamsexual only feels sexual attraction in dreams. I believe there is also a dreamromantic, under the aromantic umbrella, where somebody only feels romantic attraction in dreams. The not valid one - sexual attraction towards the UA-camr Dream.
Whilst possibly valid, to me that just feels like that person is Asexual/Aromantic due to unprocessed trauma or other mental health issue, our subconscious psyche does have a habit of screaming at us in gibberish that we're going about things in an unhealthy way, and it might be a good idea to see if it's indeed something that needs working out And before people start making me out as insensitive to "The sexual Spectrum" or other baloney, I'm not saying Everyone that is a certain way is so due to that, and I find it beautiful that a person finds who they actually are, and is happy with that,
@@ace_of_hearts_189 don't be too scared, I delved into Psychology to resolve some issues I had as a kid and that has helped me for the rest of my life to understand people well, Everyone has some mental health issue at some point in their life for whatever reason, so I'm fairly quick to understand how certain things can be signals of something, whilst also keeping the mindset that whatever someone does, or how they decide to live their life is more than acceptable if it's not to harm those around them actively (I don't accept the hurt of those unwilling to understand and accept others as they are, as harm as they themselves are the harmful)
@@ace_of_hearts_189 and outside of the wall of text, If you do think it's something you want to work on don't be scared to find professional help, and if those you find aren't professional about it go somewhere else, we all deserve the best in life, sitting around doing nothing knowing we can do better is more harmful to ourselves than anything else
This is really sad because dream is a good guy just that a small percentage of fans are really weird, but dream haters are definitely worse, they harassed his grandma on the phone for fun, called swat teams to his family, and doxxed him online
20:05, Tarrarea, the hungriest man alive a french peasant who was able to eat tons and tons of food and thousands of thousands of calories without being full or becoming fat at all, with a large mouth and expanded inner digestive systems that were inflated like a balloon inside him, was once in a hospital, and was kicked out for eating a *5 MONTH OLD BABY* a medical mystery. (For those who don’t want to look it up)
0:58 as that kid i remember why once On that day in first grade, they switched the pizza from that banger square shit to a stuffed crust pizza and only gave us like a slight warning at the beginning of school *after* the pledge when we were sitting down and all you could hear were chair squeaks and stompping. I get in line at lunch and buy it, bite into the crust, and INSTANTLY felt that shit coming back up. Went to the trash can in the middle of the cafeteria and let loose. To this day I still have not had stuffed crust again.
Paused the video and came down here to say this. As soon as I read "got turned into steel by a magnetic storm" I was like IRON MAN!! and immediately paused and came down to the comments to check if anyone else had got that. So glad I'm not the only one.
robin is Sisyphus with having to read the same damn posts over and over again just for it to be put into a compilation that makes it painfully obvious he has read the same post 4 times within the span of an hour
20:03 if you are curious there was a guy who could eat literally anything, one day a child vanished from the hospital, they couldn't prove he ate the baby but everyone assumed he did, when they cut him open he was 80% stomach and had rancid black stomach acid
@@adrian-re1bs double letters don't matter with the following reasoning: (Every letter in "the" since it was said twice) + e in over O in: brown, fox, over, dog U in: quick & jumps R in: brown & over
That hiccup one hit close 🤣 10 or so years ago, every time my mom was about to call I'd get them. She'd talk for a second and tell me she will call back later when they are gone. 8 times this happened that day lol
4:30 the whole dream sexual topic is a real thing. it's when someone is attracted to people in there dreams but not real life. but I know in this case it ment the youtuber dream I just wanted to raise awareness for the multiple meanings of it. have a good day
Buddy, I was a janitor at an elementary school for 3 months and the amount of vomit was insane. I dont understand what was up with these kids. One kid talked to me about his life while I poured sawdust on his 3 piles of vomit, then when I was done, he was like "now we have to get the piles in the bathroom." This kid vomited everywhere but the toilet. Side note: the sawdust had "smell-good" pellets in it, and it actually made cleaning the vomit surprisingly pleasant.
20:03 Idk if someone's already commented about this, but they are referencing Terrare. He had such a strong appetite that he would eat literally anything he could get him hands on. One time when he stayed at a hospital, he drank the blood from people who were blood letting and ate a live baby before being kicked out. There were some other crazy things with this man too. I recommend Sam O'Nella Academy's video on him. Explains it quite well and very entertaining
dude my ex used to deliver pizzas and he LOVED working snow days he got huge tips, and while the roads were icy, they were empty, so he could go slow and be okay. he would make bank.
Fun fact: The way they typed "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" doesn't have an 'S' in it. It's supposed to be "the quick brown fox 'jumps' over the lazy dog." Have a nice day!
28:35 Easy solution to the water glove situation. If the original opening (the wrist) was tied then you simply clench down on the thumb part. You then use both hands to untie yourself from your headphones. Then, after you are free to move around you wrap your fingers around the thumb part so it's closed tight, letting in whatever leftover water into your mouth that is currently in-between your fingers and your mouth. You then calmly walk to the sink with one hand gripping the compromised thumb and the other cupping the bottom of it, periodically using your elbows to open any doors in your way (or otherwise using your knee to hold up the bottom of the glove while you free one hand to open a door). If the wrist is not originally tied, then you simply do that first and then proceed with the rest of the steps. Simple.
The locks of love one is actually a really good question. If anyone wearing a real hair wig leaves hair at a crime scene, will the original owner of the hair be questioned? Would the possibly of them donating hair even be considered and looked into by the investigators or would the donor have to be the one to prove it? That sounds like a great premise for a crime drama if the situation really is realistic in any way.
16:20 I love the German one: „Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern“, which translates loosely to "Frank races in a completely decrepit taxi all over Bavaria"
53:33 can confirm, for me its some lady who stands outside of an apt building in the mornings. she normally holding an american flag (by the times ive seen her), is mostly either praying or bowing, and sometimes has a hat with antlers
4:24 Fun fact: Dreamsexual is a valid sexuality, it is on the ace spectrum. No, i am not talking about the cc dreamsexual. there is an actual sexuality where a person only feels sexual attraction during dreams, but rarely or never feels sexual attraction when awake. (Just thought i would leave this here.)
12:06 Context: Polonius dies first in Hamlet (besides King Hamlet who dies pre-play) when Hamlet stabs him with a rapier through the curtain. Polonius is behind the curtain because he is spying on Hamlet and his mother Gertrude, the queen of denmark talking to each other, to try to gain more insight into Hamlet’s madness (which may or may not be faked). A few lines in, Gertrude gets afraid that Hamlet will kill her, so Polonius cries out for help as well, fearing for the worst. Hamlet hears this and thinks it is his uncle Claudius, who he is trying to kill to avenge his father’s death. So he kills Polonius thinking it is Claudius because why the hell would he be behind the curtains in the Queen’s room?
2:00 Actually, if it weren't for the vacuum of space, we *would* hear the sun, and it would be just as loud as a jackhammer. It could be heard even at night, and, in the unlikely scenario that the sun vanishes without a trace or an explanation, while light would take only eight minutes to disappear completely, the sound of the sun would take twenty years to disappear.
33:32 random chihuahua story: my grandparents live in an apartment complex. There is a Karen that lives there with her chihuahua. One time my grandfather was looking at the dog and the lady said "you got a problem with my dog?!" and my grandfather replied "no, I got a problem with _you"_ that’s it that’s the story au revoir
I need people to understand gen z and millinials had a lot of the same parents. Please, I cant have my childhood of being drowned in milk written off any longer
Had my highschool Chromebook locked where I could only acces gmail, google docs, and google classroom, not even my files. This happened because I was looking at a youtube video (I was logged into my non school acount) and I had a tab with my school gmail open on a different window. I was at a Public Library and the video was just a lot of memes, but still the school monitoring system flaged it as cp.
Ok paused to post this... the mental image of a guy with a kilt, a big red beard, and Braveheart blue facepaint armed with a set of bagpipes slung over his shoulder armed with a hand vacuum in one hand and a wooden shield in the other is still making me laugh when I needed it most... if I inspired someone to draw it, you're welcome. ;)
I just thought of something. If you could shapeshift, you could morph into yourself inside a car. it would be a self driving car of course and you would probably have your butt fused to the seat or something, but the cops wouldn't have to know that. and that is how you would transport yourself to outside the house of your estranged father.
I have a technique for hiding USB drives: Using a hot-air gun, I melt the solder on the tiny circuit-board inside. The chip(s) can them be easily removed from the USB device. I take the chip(s) and a bit of hobby-glue, I add them to the ever-growing collage of bare silicon chips on my bedroom wall. The data in the chip(s) is fine...maybe. Good luck, FBI mans!
37:31 I had a bad pizza before, it was dominoes pizza and it was pretty much a sheet of cardboard with minimal sauce and burned cheese and was extremely dry and tough as hell to chew
A comment on the 'Starlight Brigade' music video, found elsewhere on UA-cam: "Why in the seven hells of Washington D.C. was this never made into a series from 1984 to 1987, ending with an unsatisfactory cliffhanger, a movie in 1989 with an epic soundtrack that answers nothing, and a revival film in 2008 that didn't capture the feel of the original, only for the Fandom to make an earth-shattering free-to-view movie in 2012 that's entirely computer-graphic'd but with the appearance of proper cell shaded animation, and the surviving voices of the original cast, minus two who tragically passed away already?" The obvious answer to that question is 'because the song was released in 2018, more recently than any of that hypothetical', but in fairness, the video does look like the kind of show I would've watched if I'd known about it.
i saw this during a livestream the streamer was having constant hiccups and someone in the chat said that if your struggling with hiccups to just stop thinking your a fish and somehow it worked and the next day my sister was having constant hiccups and i said the same thing to her curiously testing it and somehow it worked my best guess is if you say something random and unexpected it will trick the mind of the person or confuse them and they stop thinking about the hiccups and it just stops
on the locks of love hair c rime scene question: the amount if DNA in hair is too little to test consistently. most hair tests require the root, something that cut hair does not have. the most they'd be able to get from the hair itself is color, length, damage/deaeration of the hair, any chemical treatments to the hair (like hair dye, hair spray, wig glue), and hard to break down substances the donor consumed as the hair grew (heavy metals, poisonous substances, and drugs) no. donated hair would not tie back to the donor in a criminal investigation through DNA
4:21 Dreamsexual and dreamgender are actually pretty interesting. Dreamsexual (It also goes by a few others names): Is an asexuality when you feel sexual attraction only in your own dreams. Dreamgender: When you’re a different gender in your dreams than when you are awake. (I assume they were talking about the weird ones where they made it off of the CC Dream)
8:52 - Photos and device locks, as well as account deletion lots of people don't keep physical photos these days, so the whole "get the photos back" is important.
When my cat was asking to visit Scotland silly me thought it was for a sightseeing tour. Looking back i should have figured something was up when i caught him using my knife sharpening stone on his claws.
not gonna lie, I'm digging the skull with diamond eyes on the mantlepiece. As a witch-in-training, I can probably bless it to be the house spirit warden and effectively curse the absolute hell out of anyone who tries to steal it or the diamonds in the skull (even if the one who stole it was blood related) and subsequently anyone else who tries to claim ownership until they're returned to its resting point... hey I wonder if that's how the Hope Diamond came to be
If I had a teleportation ability, I'd teleport to Mr Burns' office,moon him, and teleport back to my house Edit: or Sideshow Bob's house,kiss him, and leave
Centaurs probably have two hearts and a far more complex respiratory system, potentially including a second set of lungs in the horse bit. Chances are they also have an outrageously robust circulatory system in general, and most likely have extremely high pressure blood. Their caloric intake requirements are likely absolutely gigantic as well, most likely well surpassing the needs of a human and horse combined.
Fun story related to the one about carrying long objects near a live wire: As a kid I had neighbors who had horses, and one of them kept trying to jump the fence. So they put up an electric fence to dissuade him from jumping it. So one rainy day, little horse-loving me was walking down the road to look at the horses, and I was holding my umbrella. I turned around to look at something, accidentally touched the fence with the metal tip on the top of my umbrella. It didn't shock me very badly, but it was enough to scare the hell out of me. Dropped my umbrella after a few seconds of my arm muscles being frozen, and never went near that fence in the rain again.
1:12:40 my brother-in-law's brother snuck up behind me one time when I was a kid. I was like 12 or 14. He wrapped his arms around like my collarbone area and startled the shit out of me. Apparently, I somehow flipped his ass over me and face-planted into the ground. I got a chip in my tooth for the rest of my life after that. Guy was sorry, he was just trying to roughhouse a little, I had essentially been an only child growing up so I didn't really understand that whole thing.
37:15 I was kinda disappointed by the Pizza I ate in Italy. The lasagna, however, served still bubbling in the terracotta bowl it was cooked in? *chef's kiss*
That's funny you say that. I used to work for Apple, and we always got calls from family members of someone who recently died asking how they could get into their Apple account, so they could retrieve pics or phone numbers to notify of death, and at that time there was nothing we could do. They would offer to send in death certs and ID, but nope, your photos, and contacts died with you. I hated those calls, especially when it was a grieving parent or spouse.
20:04
Context: A man named Tararre was known for having an insatiable hunger. He joined the military, but the rations weren’t enough to satiate him so he became famished and was admitted into the military hospital where even quadrupling the amount of rations wouldn’t fill him. He was accused of eating a 14 month old baby after it went missing and he was chased out of the hospital.
He was also eating garbage and ate an eel whole.
I've heard about him via Sam o Neil academy
Tararre, look at me. Look at me. Did you eat a fucking baby?
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Yup, the possibility exists that he was used as a scape goat for someone having stolen the baby, as was common in those days.
I'm an elementary school teacher and kids will come down with a stomach bug really quickly.
Kids will also frequently complain about stomach aches from bad sleep, anxiety, too little/too much food, just not wanting to be at school, arguing with a friend, really wanting to play fortnite and not being able to... Basically everything turns into a stomach ache when they're too young to really be able to express their emotions.
Which is why when a kid complains about a stomach ache we usually wait a bit and observe before sending them home and then you end up with projectile vomiting all over the classroom.
Fun times are had by all.
I had a feeling. Adults have way more experience at identifying warning signs and are better able to identify if it’s something mundane. Makes me think of in House MD when Dr. House said, “Because he doesn’t have the words to tell us that his tonsils are inflamed,” as a reason for why he had to do additional tests on a child.
20:26 fun fact: in France, the origin country of mayonnaise, it is, in fact, illegal to name your child something that would damage their mental or physical wellbeing.
Wait is this true ?-? Because honestly props to France there should be a law like that everywhere so that people named terrible things like the poor kid who was named Dohvaakin by his parents to get them a free copy of skyrim XD
@@franciosdauteuil4626 yeah, something like that. I think there was a specific case that triggered this, but I forgot.
Elon Musk's X1 Alpha (Or whatever the fuck it's called) wishing it was born in France.
@@franciosdauteuil4626 Yeah, a lot of countries actually have that kind of law on the books.
thanks for explaining what france is
5:25. Let me tell you. Worst thing that can happen to a man is when you sit on a public toilet, and your doodle touches the underside of the seat. You just feel diseased and soiled and the only thing you have on-hand to try and clean yourself is toilet paper. It feels the way I imagine it feels in a zombie apocalypse movie when you've been infected with the virus.
It's actually really sad because ACTUAL 'dreamsexual' was meant to describe someone who only experiences sexual attraction in dreams
They ruined it :(
@@Bibble73 fr
Asking for a friend: would those weird fantasies you make up before finally falling asleep that somewhat aroused you mean you are an actual dreamsexual?
@@thatonewitch Maybe?? I'm not sure, but if the person doesn't feel attraction besides that then I'm pretty sure it would
Came to the comments to either say this or find this comment (because I’m aroace but once stumbled across that while I was questioning due to intrusive thoughts and not being able to distinguish those from my actual attractions or lack thereof), glad I found the comment before I said it myself.
As an SA survivior,(guy) I find that a cynical and dark sense of humor helps me overcome the supressive nature of keeping it a secret. You get to look directly at it and laugh.
"For thise who have cried enough, they laugh"
Comedians always have the worst childhood. They cope with it, so they practice alot. Kids tend to be physically limited as well.
About the hair thing: the answer is no! DNA is only in the hair follicle, which can only be gotten by pulling out the hair at the roots. And even then, it's kinda hit or miss. If your hair was found on a crime scene, forensic scientists wouldn't be able to trace it back to you without the follicle. Though, they may be able to use the color and texture of the hair to get into a general ball park of whose it is.
Source: I took a basic Forensic Science course in Highschool. This is only the bare minimum that I learned. Def look into it, tho, super fascinating.
"the person has dark hair" - the scientist who tries to explain to the cop why the hair won't lead them to the criminal.
Came to say the same.
That’s very interesting, thank you
I was watching this on TV and pulled out my phone just to see if I could find this comment 😂 I just learned this a few days ago when watching an episode of Monk on Amazon Prime, and this was a trivia thing that popped up
@Tucher97 I know, it's so dumb. I mean, a curly, black stand of hair that's in a hair brush at the crime scene is a good piece of evidence for the culprit to have curly, black hair, if the victim doesn't also have curly, black hair and/or the hairbrush wasn't dropped their by some random passerby, prior to the incident. Using hair as evidence can get you a very rough, very vague description, but that's only if things line up well.
As a woman I can honestly say I would 100% rather have a domesticated raccoon over an expensive engagement ring.
I will never not want a domesticated raccoon, that is my dream pet
If I'm ever single again: I'm going to start a domestication project.
As a man, strong agree.
To be honest, if a guy proposed to me with a domesticated raccoon, I think I might have met my soulmate.
Trust me all of you, you do not want a domesticated raccoon. The little monsters are curious and need constant simulation to not get bored. So your house will get absolutely destroyed. Domesticate a fox instead, they're much easier.
I think that "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" would actually be a cool replacement
@@meh.1319 and the original one is missing s. it should be jumps not jumped
… sphinx oF-
@@ShadowKing7826it's also missing an h
If we're being realistic, 2-3 words in that statement are a bit too uncommon to be desirable for use (Sphinx, Quartz, Judge). Short and easy words are favorable over long ones, more so if you're expecting people who don't know English well (if at all) to use it.
Also minor gripe, that comma. A text input system may be designed to handle characters but not punctuation (dunno why but it's a thing)
@@unluckyjackle1782 there's an H both "the"s
"I'm not like other girls" she said, and she wasn't.
She was a giant snail...
...and you''ll never guess why she's been following you.
OH MY god 😭
is it...
your imortal so long as the snail does not touch you?
@@djaydeved There's a few variations, but yeah, usually
darn it
Just make a salt circle
As someone who works in construction (albeit in the UK) but for us PPE is the last step in Health & Safety, even if someone got injured while not wearing the appropriate PPE there was likely 5 other steps that could have been implemented before the hard hat became relevant to the situation. We use the "Swiss Cheese Model" when discussing situations like this where all of these measures and barriers were put in place to prevent injury and yet somewhere down the line the holes in the barrier aligned and allowed for this hazard to slip through and cause harm. The person who caused the harm will still be held liable tho, the victim is very rarely seen as the one at fault and if someone dies from an injury, its not just the person who caused the harm but other people further up the chain of command who allowed for training and procedures to slack to the point where death occurred.
"so I need you to sit on my face for medical reasons"
"boy"
*_INSERT AUTISTIC EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER HERE_*
My brother-in-law bought a puzzle ring for my sister as an engagement ring. It was so much fun that she kept it and to this day she still brings it out to challenge houseguests to solve it.
that’s sounds weird saying it like that
Interesting idea. What's the puzzle?
@@Jumpyfoot It's basically made from a bunch of interlocking crooked rings that, when properly aligned, collapse into the shape of a single engagement ring. It's actually surprisingly difficult to solve.
Specifically what happens is that it only holds together while it is ON your finger.
The (possibly fictional) story behind the invention of these rings was that a jealous husband made one of these for his wife as a wedding ring so that if she ever removed it to be unfaithful to him, he would know.
My sister and her husband both have a pretty strong sense of humor, and enjoy puzzles, so it was perfect for her.
As for the random vomiting, older schools used to not have great ac so sometimes younger kids susceptible to heat would vomit during early autumn due to heat stroke. Also it's easier for kids to get motion sickness, and if any kid who recently got off a steamy raunchy bus held it in long enough they might just end up vomiting after in class
You are a genius
Schools mostly dont even have AC
The problem with “dreamsexuals” is that it is an actual thing. It means to only feel sexual attraction in dreams. However, these rotisserie chickens of people make it an uwu cute dsmp thing.
Omgoodness I never knew that.
I’m sorry that sounded really sarcastic and I’m not I’m just bland
Rotisserie chickens 💀
@@sleepyjony would *y o u* like to be called a rotisserie chicken?
@@SCPain no, i just like how you describe them as rotisserie chickens.
@dogegod I'm not very good at insults so that's kinda the best I could muster
14:57
Cousin Bob had an entire character arc and all I did was read a sign.
we all know that everyone needs popcorn if robin is narrating for a whole hour
edit: CAN YALL CHILL THE HELL OUT 😭
Ikr
lmao
Wait, it's all Robin?
Time stamps: always has been
How did you know I was eating popcorn
I am not eating popcorn. I am eating avocado and cucumber sticks because I made sushi and I only had enough rice for two rolls, leaving me with one nori sheet left in the packet and a full plate of avocado and cucumber sticks. Take my advice. If making sushi, and expecting to make only three rolls, do not cut up the whole cucumber and avocado. You will be left with the world's most water-flavoured salad.
1:00 the reason kids would randomly puke is because their parents would force them to go to school when they're sick and then the kids would puke and go home
bro i will never stop loving EmKay
frfr
Agreed
Exactly
i love it more, especially the old logo
As all things shouldn't stop.
34:04 I just recently worked as a delivery driver for a pizza place. My very last day we had a terrible storm, tornado watch and all. People that had ordered for pickup called and said that they wanted to change their order to a delivery because IT WASN'T SAFE TO DRIVE. Like okay, thanks. I'm putting my actual life on the line for your pizza because yours is worth more than mine. None of them even left a tip, though I don't think we let many people change.
Why tf was the place even still open? Wouldn't most restaurants logically close during a hazard like that? Seems like a safety issue to me.
1:03 for me it was my 4th grade teacher being a bitch, using my work as examples of what not do do, being like "this is this kids work, he did this this and this wrong, do be like him" and made me so nervous to go to school that it made me puke literally every day. I missed half a year of school due to "sickness" when it was just stress and nervousness. She literally traumatized me.
please tell me you got revenge lo
@@zodiacsignsdontexist not yet, but my mom says that if she ever met her in the street she would just punch her square in the face.
@@ajysuperfly7788 not yet? as in not past tense?
@@ajysuperfly7788 not *yet*?
what is bro planning
either way im excited for it @@LocalUltrakillEnjoyer
DO NOT TAKE THE ADVICE OF A TITANIUM WEDDING RING. EMERGENCY ROOM RING REMOVERS ARE NOT ABLE TO CUT TITANIUM AND THEY MAY HAVE TO DO RISKY METHODS TO REMOVE IT IF YOUR HAND SWELLS.
I have something to ask
@@BIONGAFT_PHIGHTING I haven't had it happen to me, but I've heard EMT stories about it both in person and online. Ring cutters don't work on them, meaning it's either bolt cutters or firefighter tools (because the proper tool is a jeweler diamond tipped saw, which not a lot of hospitals keep around).
Here's my replacement for the ""The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" thingie;
"Pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs."
I Thought You Couldn't Have Multiple Of The Same Letter?
@@M456m. nah, just need to have all the letters of the alphabet for testing fonts and keyboards, even the quick brown fox has four "O"s
5:31 i paused the video, said 'dude, are you okay?' Then unpaused to hear Robin say it too. Im truly in my peak years
4:24 there are two kinds of dreamsexual
The valid one - under the asexual umbrella. Someone who is dreamsexual only feels sexual attraction in dreams. I believe there is also a dreamromantic, under the aromantic umbrella, where somebody only feels romantic attraction in dreams.
The not valid one - sexual attraction towards the UA-camr Dream.
Whilst possibly valid, to me that just feels like that person is Asexual/Aromantic due to unprocessed trauma or other mental health issue,
our subconscious psyche does have a habit of screaming at us in gibberish that we're going about things in an unhealthy way, and it might be a good idea to see if it's indeed something that needs working out
And before people start making me out as insensitive to "The sexual Spectrum" or other baloney,
I'm not saying Everyone that is a certain way is so due to that, and I find it beautiful that a person finds who they actually are, and is happy with that,
@@Voron_Aggrav i- you- I think you might have described me perfectly in that first part and I’m scared 😃
@@ace_of_hearts_189 don't be too scared, I delved into Psychology to resolve some issues I had as a kid and that has helped me for the rest of my life to understand people well,
Everyone has some mental health issue at some point in their life for whatever reason, so I'm fairly quick to understand how certain things can be signals of something, whilst also keeping the mindset that whatever someone does, or how they decide to live their life is more than acceptable if it's not to harm those around them actively (I don't accept the hurt of those unwilling to understand and accept others as they are, as harm as they themselves are the harmful)
@@ace_of_hearts_189 and outside of the wall of text, If you do think it's something you want to work on don't be scared to find professional help, and if those you find aren't professional about it go somewhere else, we all deserve the best in life, sitting around doing nothing knowing we can do better is more harmful to ourselves than anything else
This is really sad because dream is a good guy just that a small percentage of fans are really weird, but dream haters are definitely worse, they harassed his grandma on the phone for fun, called swat teams to his family, and doxxed him online
20:05, Tarrarea, the hungriest man alive a french peasant who was able to eat tons and tons of food and thousands of thousands of calories without being full or becoming fat at all, with a large mouth and expanded inner digestive systems that were inflated like a balloon inside him, was once in a hospital, and was kicked out for eating a *5 MONTH OLD BABY* a medical mystery. (For those who don’t want to look it up)
1:08:35 I’m sorry, but I can’t get over the fact that he said “crue trime” instead of true crime
now tis a crue trime show innit?
SAMEEEE 😭😭😭😭😭😭
0:58 as that kid i remember why once
On that day in first grade, they switched the pizza from that banger square shit to a stuffed crust pizza and only gave us like a slight warning at the beginning of school *after* the pledge when we were sitting down and all you could hear were chair squeaks and stompping. I get in line at lunch and buy it, bite into the crust, and INSTANTLY felt that shit coming back up. Went to the trash can in the middle of the cafeteria and let loose. To this day I still have not had stuffed crust again.
Dunno if this was already said, but the Black Sabbath song happens to be "Iron Man". And yes, this story is metal AF, gotta love Geezer's lyrics.
And the song was on the end credits of the Iron Man movie (2008), but that movie is about a totally different character and plot.
Its also the song Beavis and Butthead rock out their air guitars to
Paused the video and came down here to say this. As soon as I read "got turned into steel by a magnetic storm" I was like IRON MAN!! and immediately paused and came down to the comments to check if anyone else had got that. So glad I'm not the only one.
robin is Sisyphus with having to read the same damn posts over and over again just for it to be put into a compilation that makes it painfully obvious he has read the same post 4 times within the span of an hour
20:03 if you are curious there was a guy who could eat literally anything, one day a child vanished from the hospital, they couldn't prove he ate the baby but everyone assumed he did, when they cut him open he was 80% stomach and had rancid black stomach acid
That's an IRL SCP.
Or an X-Files episode for us crotchety eldsters.
fun fact: 'the quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog' doesn't have the letter S. may your shower thoughts circle into impending doom.
I learned it as “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog”
Yeah it should have said jumps in the video
Yea nah its jumps. Bc if it's jumped, it would have a repeat E.
@@adrian-re1bs double letters don't matter with the following reasoning:
(Every letter in "the" since it was said twice) + e in over
O in: brown, fox, over, dog
U in: quick & jumps
R in: brown & over
“She breasted breastily down the hallway.” Truer words have never been spoken.
1:14:11
That hiccup one hit close 🤣 10 or so years ago, every time my mom was about to call I'd get them. She'd talk for a second and tell me she will call back later when they are gone. 8 times this happened that day lol
4:30 the whole dream sexual topic is a real thing. it's when someone is attracted to people in there dreams but not real life. but I know in this case it ment the youtuber dream I just wanted to raise awareness for the multiple meanings of it. have a good day
Buddy, I was a janitor at an elementary school for 3 months and the amount of vomit was insane. I dont understand what was up with these kids. One kid talked to me about his life while I poured sawdust on his 3 piles of vomit, then when I was done, he was like "now we have to get the piles in the bathroom." This kid vomited everywhere but the toilet.
Side note: the sawdust had "smell-good" pellets in it, and it actually made cleaning the vomit surprisingly pleasant.
20:03 Idk if someone's already commented about this, but they are referencing Terrare. He had such a strong appetite that he would eat literally anything he could get him hands on. One time when he stayed at a hospital, he drank the blood from people who were blood letting and ate a live baby before being kicked out. There were some other crazy things with this man too. I recommend Sam O'Nella Academy's video on him. Explains it quite well and very entertaining
bro is HUNGRY
dude my ex used to deliver pizzas and he LOVED working snow days
he got huge tips, and while the roads were icy, they were empty, so he could go slow and be okay. he would make bank.
When it's Robin that's doing this subreddit, you know it's going to be good.
Fun fact: The way they typed "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog" doesn't have an 'S' in it. It's supposed to be "the quick brown fox 'jumps' over the lazy dog."
Have a nice day!
Ya OP just messed up
28:35 Easy solution to the water glove situation. If the original opening (the wrist) was tied then you simply clench down on the thumb part. You then use both hands to untie yourself from your headphones. Then, after you are free to move around you wrap your fingers around the thumb part so it's closed tight, letting in whatever leftover water into your mouth that is currently in-between your fingers and your mouth. You then calmly walk to the sink with one hand gripping the compromised thumb and the other cupping the bottom of it, periodically using your elbows to open any doors in your way (or otherwise using your knee to hold up the bottom of the glove while you free one hand to open a door). If the wrist is not originally tied, then you simply do that first and then proceed with the rest of the steps. Simple.
the glove thingy would pop if yuo bieteid it
23:00 WHAT THE??!???!! WHY IS THIS SO REALISTIC????
3:36 Fun fact, "barbecue sauce on my titties", the vine, was inspired by a line from Orange is The New Black.
23:24 LMFAOO when he said "Oh it's Drew" and then read it in Drew's cadence made me laugh
Every time you censor a curse word my dog comes running for the non-existant squeeky toy.
The locks of love one is actually a really good question. If anyone wearing a real hair wig leaves hair at a crime scene, will the original owner of the hair be questioned? Would the possibly of them donating hair even be considered and looked into by the investigators or would the donor have to be the one to prove it? That sounds like a great premise for a crime drama if the situation really is realistic in any way.
No.
16:20 I love the German one: „Franz jagt im komplett verwahrlosten Taxi quer durch Bayern“, which translates loosely to "Frank races in a completely decrepit taxi all over Bavaria"
53:33 can confirm, for me its some lady who stands outside of an apt building in the mornings. she normally holding an american flag (by the times ive seen her), is mostly either praying or bowing, and sometimes has a hat with antlers
4:24 Fun fact: Dreamsexual is a valid sexuality, it is on the ace spectrum. No, i am not talking about the cc dreamsexual. there is an actual sexuality where a person only feels sexual attraction during dreams, but rarely or never feels sexual attraction when awake.
(Just thought i would leave this here.)
0:57 people often puke when they are put under stressful situations, like how children are often stressed in school.
20:10
"Tarare, look at me. Did you eat a *FUCKING BABY???* "
Ah yes the Frenchman's Coomsock, nearly as iconic as the Bong Cloud technique.
“Toe-eyed cabbage” is just general British insults, my personal favourite is “you absolute nonce of a wet tea-towel”
12:06 Context: Polonius dies first in Hamlet (besides King Hamlet who dies pre-play) when Hamlet stabs him with a rapier through the curtain. Polonius is behind the curtain because he is spying on Hamlet and his mother Gertrude, the queen of denmark talking to each other, to try to gain more insight into Hamlet’s madness (which may or may not be faked). A few lines in, Gertrude gets afraid that Hamlet will kill her, so Polonius cries out for help as well, fearing for the worst. Hamlet hears this and thinks it is his uncle Claudius, who he is trying to kill to avenge his father’s death. So he kills Polonius thinking it is Claudius because why the hell would he be behind the curtains in the Queen’s room?
7:23 Why do people forget that old songs was also sexual it wasn't all just kidz bop energy of music
actually made a pizza deliverer drive in a snowstorm today. tipped him $30 and made him a little gift bag of food and drinks
2:00 Actually, if it weren't for the vacuum of space, we *would* hear the sun, and it would be just as loud as a jackhammer. It could be heard even at night, and, in the unlikely scenario that the sun vanishes without a trace or an explanation, while light would take only eight minutes to disappear completely, the sound of the sun would take twenty years to disappear.
"Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow" sounds like something you would say when using a powerfull attack, its sick
33:32 random chihuahua story: my grandparents live in an apartment complex. There is a Karen that lives there with her chihuahua. One time my grandfather was looking at the dog and the lady said "you got a problem with my dog?!" and my grandfather replied "no, I got a problem with _you"_
that’s it
that’s the story
au revoir
Backyard astronomer here, if you were able to hear the sun through the vacuum of space it would sound like a chainsaw at full rev.
I need people to understand gen z and millinials had a lot of the same parents. Please, I cant have my childhood of being drowned in milk written off any longer
is gen z a meme thing
I have never been indifferent to birds, birds are awesome
As a woman with a wedding ring, I'd trade that nonsense for a domesticated raccoon any day!
My math teacher has been sick before, but he still came to school and taught to class
I forget how many dyslexics exist. Reddit always reminds me.
Had my highschool Chromebook locked where I could only acces gmail, google docs, and google classroom, not even my files. This happened because I was looking at a youtube video (I was logged into my non school acount) and I had a tab with my school gmail open on a different window. I was at a Public Library and the video was just a lot of memes, but still the school monitoring system flaged it as cp.
Ok paused to post this... the mental image of a guy with a kilt, a big red beard, and Braveheart blue facepaint armed with a set of bagpipes slung over his shoulder armed with a hand vacuum in one hand and a wooden shield in the other is still making me laugh when I needed it most... if I inspired someone to draw it, you're welcome. ;)
3:25 Kardashian talons looking like a pale chickens foot I'm dead 😂
Turns out the Vincent D’Onofrio one is about his children’s book called pigs can’t look up. Had to investigate what was going on with that tweet lol
20:06 That's about a man named Tarrare, very weird and cool stuff, he ate a baby, a variety of cats, and died of syphalis I think. What a life.
at 3:41 I believe it was a vine origin
I just thought of something. If you could shapeshift, you could morph into yourself inside a car. it would be a self driving car of course and you would probably have your butt fused to the seat or something, but the cops wouldn't have to know that.
and that is how you would transport yourself to outside the house of your estranged father.
I can already tell this gonna be a good video once I saw the first one
I have a technique for hiding USB drives: Using a hot-air gun, I melt the solder on the tiny circuit-board inside.
The chip(s) can them be easily removed from the USB device.
I take the chip(s) and a bit of hobby-glue, I add them to the ever-growing collage of bare silicon chips on my bedroom wall.
The data in the chip(s) is fine...maybe.
Good luck, FBI mans!
3:47 Ah, perfect! A new case plot for Ace Attorney!
37:31 I had a bad pizza before, it was dominoes pizza and it was pretty much a sheet of cardboard with minimal sauce and burned cheese and was extremely dry and tough as hell to chew
It's not just the memes I love... it's also the narrators!
A comment on the 'Starlight Brigade' music video, found elsewhere on UA-cam:
"Why in the seven hells of Washington D.C. was this never made into a series from 1984 to 1987, ending with an unsatisfactory cliffhanger, a movie in 1989 with an epic soundtrack that answers nothing, and a revival film in 2008 that didn't capture the feel of the original, only for the Fandom to make an earth-shattering free-to-view movie in 2012 that's entirely computer-graphic'd but with the appearance of proper cell shaded animation, and the surviving voices of the original cast, minus two who tragically passed away already?"
The obvious answer to that question is 'because the song was released in 2018, more recently than any of that hypothetical', but in fairness, the video does look like the kind of show I would've watched if I'd known about it.
i saw this during a livestream the streamer was having constant hiccups and someone in the chat said that if your struggling with hiccups to just stop thinking your a fish and somehow it worked and the next day my sister was having constant hiccups and i said the same thing to her curiously testing it and somehow it worked my best guess is if you say something random and unexpected it will trick the mind of the person or confuse them and they stop thinking about the hiccups and it just stops
Was it Calliope Mori? Because I distinctly remember this exact thing happening to her
@@MysteriumArcanum yeah it was
on the locks of love hair c rime scene question:
the amount if DNA in hair is too little to test consistently. most hair tests require the root, something that cut hair does not have. the most they'd be able to get from the hair itself is color, length, damage/deaeration of the hair, any chemical treatments to the hair (like hair dye, hair spray, wig glue), and hard to break down substances the donor consumed as the hair grew (heavy metals, poisonous substances, and drugs)
no. donated hair would not tie back to the donor in a criminal investigation through DNA
4:21
Dreamsexual and dreamgender are actually pretty interesting.
Dreamsexual (It also goes by a few others names): Is an asexuality when you feel sexual attraction only in your own dreams.
Dreamgender: When you’re a different gender in your dreams than when you are awake.
(I assume they were talking about the weird ones where they made it off of the CC Dream)
Yeah I think they were talking about the weird fans of the Minecraft UA-camr
Just to be safe. We're gonna have to burn a witch here.
I hate it when fandoms give good people a bad image
20:55 Having spent about 38 combined years living in Tennessee and Missouri, that's the most accurate thing I've seen on here.
8:52 - Photos and device locks, as well as account deletion
lots of people don't keep physical photos these days, so the whole "get the photos back" is important.
When my cat was asking to visit Scotland silly me thought it was for a sightseeing tour.
Looking back i should have figured something was up when i caught him using my knife sharpening stone on his claws.
Something that would make Doomguy being a bottom funnier is that... he's married to Isabelle from animal crossing.
I still can't get over that that's cannon
20:00 is a reference to Tarrare, a man that ate a baby (and many other strange things)
Actually he never ate that baby
not gonna lie, I'm digging the skull with diamond eyes on the mantlepiece. As a witch-in-training, I can probably bless it to be the house spirit warden and effectively curse the absolute hell out of anyone who tries to steal it or the diamonds in the skull (even if the one who stole it was blood related) and subsequently anyone else who tries to claim ownership until they're returned to its resting point...
hey I wonder if that's how the Hope Diamond came to be
Anybody else find it weird that Stacy's Mom got a song about her but Stacy's Dad has two songs about him?
As a chess player I can safely say, whenever a chess says he has won in 37 moves it will not be aprproximately.
Robin is my favourite narrator by far lol
You can just vibe his energy.
36:35, for those that don’t know, the cask of amontillado is a story about a guy putting a guy in his wall and bricking it up and stuff
If I had a teleportation ability, I'd teleport to Mr Burns' office,moon him, and teleport back to my house
Edit: or Sideshow Bob's house,kiss him, and leave
Centaurs probably have two hearts and a far more complex respiratory system, potentially including a second set of lungs in the horse bit. Chances are they also have an outrageously robust circulatory system in general, and most likely have extremely high pressure blood.
Their caloric intake requirements are likely absolutely gigantic as well, most likely well surpassing the needs of a human and horse combined.
YOU POSTED A NEW VIDEO!! I LOVE EMKAY, I HOPE THE VIDEO'S GONNA BE MORE AWESOME THAN LAST TIME
they post twice a day
sometimes three times
and yet EmKay always gets me this hyped
TEMMIE!
@@CharaDreemurrGamer HOI IM TEMMIE AND I NEED COLEGE MONEY >:3
@@TEMMlE :Oo
Fun story related to the one about carrying long objects near a live wire: As a kid I had neighbors who had horses, and one of them kept trying to jump the fence. So they put up an electric fence to dissuade him from jumping it.
So one rainy day, little horse-loving me was walking down the road to look at the horses, and I was holding my umbrella. I turned around to look at something, accidentally touched the fence with the metal tip on the top of my umbrella. It didn't shock me very badly, but it was enough to scare the hell out of me. Dropped my umbrella after a few seconds of my arm muscles being frozen, and never went near that fence in the rain again.
1:12:40 my brother-in-law's brother snuck up behind me one time when I was a kid.
I was like 12 or 14.
He wrapped his arms around like my collarbone area and startled the shit out of me.
Apparently, I somehow flipped his ass over me and face-planted into the ground.
I got a chip in my tooth for the rest of my life after that.
Guy was sorry, he was just trying to roughhouse a little, I had essentially been an only child growing up so I didn't really understand that whole thing.
37:15 I was kinda disappointed by the Pizza I ate in Italy. The lasagna, however, served still bubbling in the terracotta bowl it was cooked in? *chef's kiss*
4:01 is like your dharmann vids but with an unpredictable plot
That's funny you say that. I used to work for Apple, and we always got calls from family members of someone who recently died asking how they could get into their Apple account, so they could retrieve pics or phone numbers to notify of death, and at that time there was nothing we could do. They would offer to send in death certs and ID, but nope, your photos, and contacts died with you. I hated those calls, especially when it was a grieving parent or spouse.
When I watch EmKay I know, it will all be ok