One time my neighbor's daughter and friend came over selling girlguide cookies. We were all in our early to mid 20s (bro house), and were all hung over but I told everyone to "bust out their wallets and give up some cash, girl guides are here". We bought their entire wagon of cookies plus gave them a bunch of extra cash. We were the first house they came to. Her dad came over later and asked if we wanted more cookies and I told him "nah, were good. Just wanted to let the kids have a good day". They became one of the best fundraisers in their troop. He also never complained about us playing music past midnight except the one time the drums were shaking his baby's bathwater. We apologized and later we put in better sound proofing. Great neighbor. Miss living next to him and his family.
I grew up selling girl scout cookies and we always loved this one loyal customer he only bought our cookies, nobody else's. He would buy 2 or 3 cases (one dozen boxes) every year for almost 15 years. He was very sad to hear the fateful day we decided we were done with the girl scout cookie business
Did no one else notice the child searching for the "forbidden knowledge" of "teaching crabs how to read" was called "Strairdrac, the Netherwatcher"? Now I have the image of some female warlock setting internet restrictions for her child who happens to be the love child of herself and some demonic or eldritch patron.
I did, and I just thought the kid was creative, it was probably a Minecraft thing, and the parent was a bro for letting the kid pick their own nickname. But I like your idea much better.
1:44 Fun Fact: The reason banana flavorings don't taste like bananas is because they are actually based on the Gros Michel variety of nannas rather than the Cavendish variety we are accustomed to
About the Trix thing -- ants give off an odor that is just like rotting fruit when they die. This chemical can be smelled in products that have fruit sources in them, and they break down. Once an ant smells that chemical, they pile all the dead stuff in a singular chamber. In fact, if a scientist puts that chemical on a live ant, they'll take themselves to the ant graveyard because that's what they are programmed to do. It's pretty fascinating. That means that Trix actually has sources of fruit in it, and probably has less preservatives in it than other cereals.
"Huh i smell something, it's kinda weird" "Must mean that something near me is dead, oh wait that's me so that means i must go to the graveyard they just made.... or magically appeared out of nowhere and you can look through them, I don't care"
not exactly, it's oleic acid that ants produce, trix contain erucic acid (from the canola oil) which is very similar too oleic acid but 10x more fragrant
Found out the ant farm thing is because to the ants they smell like dead ants and they pile the dead together. Not because they are horrible for you but because some nutritional compounds for us are different for other animals and insects. I forgot the name of the specific compound
No I think the ants are just like " let's pile-up he's motherfukers they're dead so we can get the f*** out of here he's f****** dumbass is a dead they smell like fruit we smell like s***"
12:44 i knew someone like this. it was third grade n i was happy about something and she says “no, we don’t do that here.” like she was the fucking principal and i was about to light the school on fire, but calmer. then, in 6th grade i didn’t comfort her when her dog passed (i had already comforted her over text but she basically yelled at me and said “you didn’t know him” even tho i met him and loved him) and then proceeded to take one of my best friends, try and take both of my best friends of 7 years and followed me when i was trying to get away from her, then proceeded to bully me until i cried. shoutout to carley 🤠
Fun fact: the tiny table in the pizza box was used to hold up the crappy cardboard and keep it from sitting on your pizza and ripping off the cheese when you open it.
I still remember the person who said they stopped seeing their therapist, when they realized their therapist was seeing another therapist. "You know, if my car breaks down, I want to find someone with a pair of jumper cables; I'm not looking to find another stranded motorist so we can form a support group."
Therapy isn't just to fix problems or for people with severe mental health conditions, it is also part of normal preventative maintenance more akin to an oil change than a jump start. Most therapists are required to attend personal therapy while in training, there is nothing unusual or alarming about a therapist caring for their own mental health once practicing independently either. Many therapists probably do attend therapy themselves due to the massive mental health crisis we are having, the shortage and resulting overwhelming workloads for mental health professionals, and to process the vicarious trauma that can occur from people revealing their deepest and traumatic memories to them. You would not want to go to a therapist who has never been to therapy themselves, trust me.
Just because you know how to fix a problem for someone else doesn't mean you can (...or will) do it for yourself lol. Alternatively, if you spent all day helping people offload and figure out how to deal with their trauma, it might get you feeling some type of way, you know? Probably a good idea to talk to someone about it. Eternal oroborus dun dun DUN
@@mariedavis4890 I don't take my car to a mechanic when it's running fine. And I can talk to other people for free. What's the point of paying someone to listen to my problems if they're not capable of solving them? Cats are cheaper, can pretend to listen to my problems just as well, and are just as qualified to solve any of them. Basically I think of therapy like surgery: it's very important and helpful for those who need it, but not everyone does, in fact most people don't, and if you don't need it, it can do more harm than good. If nothing else it's a waste of time and money if it's not necessary.
@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake I didn't know a specific voice was associated with that person. I thought that person just sounded like me. *my voice slowly morphs to be identical to Robin's* ironically, today is Thanksgiving, and I did not sit with the kids. But I looked at their table and contemplated doing so. The adults' table still had the babies. They were fun.
I don't say ooooo big stretch, I say "yoga time!!" Because my cat stretches, lifts one leg and forgets to put it down for about 5~10 seconds. The other one stretches the front paws leaving the butt in the air, so both of them remind me a lot of people doing yoga.
I've been watching this video for 24:00 minutes, when all of a sudden, the music stops and a completely different and formal voice say out loud and clearly, "To make a TV show, you need one banana shaped man, and one orange shaped man. Let me explain." I pause it there, and I'm just like, "WHAT!?"
I actually quite like hematite rings, and they can last a decent amount of time if you get one that isn't too tight and don't keep smacking your hand in to stuff. That being said, if you pay more than $5 for one you're getting ripped off.
I feel like the unbelieving adults ( at least with older always has a two parent household movies) in Christmas movies just assume the other parent is buying the gifts they don't recognize
@@mossymosscreature I mean it makes a lot of RL sense in a way. I know my cis het parents... Especially my Mom.... Are really good at "not noticing and /or acknowledging" things they don't want to know, believe, etc. Tried starting the conversation to talk about my gender fluidity and, when she realized where the conversation was going , she just started in on an old conversation as if I hadn't said anything
The interesting thing about artificial banana is that they did actually make it taste like what most people considered the banana. The thing is that between the time it was invented and now, the "Standard" banana changed from the original into the Cavendish, which is what most people think of when we think bananas now. So yes, it does taste like a banana, just not a modern one.
Does bananas taste good but the modern bananas taste like s*** they taste good sometimes but they just taste like s*** artificial bananas that taste like the original bananas give us back
@@AngelusNielson I use the speech to text option on the phone just to talk that's why it looks broken I do speak English it's just that I get caught up on words
@@chevybrlair3831 Well, believe it or not, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt on the word salad before I told you something that made ME look like a Richard. I'm glad I did.
@@AngelusNielson I talk like an idiot just to make people laugh it's mainly the talk to speech on the keyboard on my phone so that's why my English looks broken it says things that aren't what I originally said also what the hell is wrong with Richard is he insane or is he just sad ps the speech-to-text is saying dad whenever I'm trying to say sad
I fricking love the banana candy flavor. And it's based on the old type of banana, which had to be discontinued as it nearly went extinct, so it's not just fake and unrealistic, just a bit outdated.
@@NoahGooder the biggest problem was and still is primarily monoculture bananas. one disease can spread rapidly to the entire world supply because the bananas are genetically the same. thus why the "original flavor" bananas nearly went extinct.
@@molassesman4066 a lower quality flavor profile. Probably 1 of the 2 or 3 other sunsets occasionally seen in stores. Possibly a genetically engineered variant if they can find a resistant strain in time
The Mini Pekka is a medium-hp troop with a high damage output. He can be deployed with 4 elixir, like the hog rider. Heavily inspired by Pekka, the Mini Pekka is often used as an anti-tank card due to his high damage output, but can also be used as a bridgespam card due to his high movement speed, making him a very viable choice in a variety of decks. Due to his high damage, he can one-shot many equal-levelled support cards, such as Musketeer and Wizard. This makes him a viable combination with swarm cards, such as Skeleton Army & Bats. Due to his single-target, slow-unload attack, the Mini Pekka can be easily countered by swarm cards, as well as tanks such as the Pekka. Despite his medium-hp, a solo Mini Pekka can easily destroy a princess tower if ignored. Some other good counters to the Mini Pekka are Tombstone, Cannon, Ice Golem and Skeletons, if played well. Mini Pekka is an excellent counter to slow, building-targeting troops such as the Elixir Golem, as well as low-damage cards, such as the Valkyrie and the Battle healer. If an opponent plays a Skeleton Army at the bridge, you can fully defend it with a Mini Pekka positioned to draw the Skeletons away from the tower. To complete the Mini Pekka's mastery, like I have, you must first deal lots of damage, and then destroy many, many troops. A good strategy to quickly completing the Mini Pekka's Troop Destroyer mastery is by cycling it in Party game modes, as this will result in an average of roughly 11 troops destroyed per game, if played well.
Hematite. It's an iron ore, and just generally pretty fragile regardless of temperature. Also sensitive to chemicals of all kind, so the salt and ph of human skin will slowly corrode it.
There's this trail in CO called the incline, it's over 2200 stair steps up a mountain side. I was resting at the half way point when a very obese woman came up next to me. There I am, average sized guy, struggling to catch my breath, when a woman with 150lbs on me walks up like it's no big deal. I was super impressed and oddly proud of this stranger, but I could think of a way to tell her without sounding super weird.
The purge is actually a huge tax avasion. The government used legalized murder to lower the costs of government things like homeless shelters and welfare. The people murder because they see the poor as inferior. To quote the purger from the first movie "Mister and Missus, the man you're sheltering is nothing but a dirty homeless pig. A grotesque menace to our just society who had the audacity to fight back killing one of us when we attempted to execute him tonight. The pig doesn't know his place and now he needs to be taught a lesson. You need to return him to us... ...Alive. So we may purge as we we're entitled"
28:25 “Take Me To Church” is a great example of this. I’m waiting for the day a church plays it at a fundraiser or something. On another note, there is someone living across the street from a church I’m forced to go to who hangs Trans and LGBTQ+ flags outside their house. I couldn’t be more proud.
16:12 they had history science and maths. Math was a subject that was optional in the form of arthimancy. Science was divided into potions(chemistry), transfiguration(physics) and herbology and magical creatures(biology). History was history of magic.
Still standing water does actually go bad in a way that's why you should run the taps for 60 seconds after a long holiday. Legionella can be quite bad for you if it gets too much time to develop. That being said, it gets weird way before that lol I usually don't drink my water after a day of sitting out, shorter even on hot days where it becomes all warm and disgusting feeling in your mouth, while legionella doesn't become problematic until at least a week.
I am convinced the main reason Switch game cases are so big is to make them harder to steal. If Nintendo is trying to get full price for a 5 year old game, they better make sure that sucker doesnt fit in a jeans pocket.
My dude, I can fit a dinner plate into some of my jeans pockets. I could transport all of the neccessary components for a functional Switch in home console mode except the TV, in my jeans pockets alone, and I've seen purses with enough storage space for the TV as well. They ain't stopping any adults from stealing the games. Now the children with their little toddler pockets, yeah they ain't stealing shit.
40:30 Yeah, YOU MONSTER. I would genuinely consider not dating you anymore at that point. That's like shoving a chronic extrovert in Solitary Confinement for 2 days.
32:00 so last time I took a flight it was on spirit and we arrived early by like 20 minutes and the pilot said "remember this next time you fly with us and we're late" and it still makes me giggle to this day
51:08 the funniest thing about this is that the entire circled area contains BotW mistakes; keese wings, octorock eyeballs, and the silent princess flower are ALSO all mentioned
Millenials killed I hate my spouse humor and replaced it with something so much better because it's in the opposite direction: "I have no idea why my spouse DOESN'T hate me" humor.
"Empty tubes of wrapping paper..." Imma be honest, I don't think any of my rolls of wrapping paper have had a cardboard tube in the middle, for at least a couple decades now....
@ 1:37 the banana flavor thing actually has a reason of why it’s not the banana flavor we know! The artificial flavoring of banana is based off of an extinct species of banana! I guess the bananas were still around when they first made the flavoring and they still use it too this day!
13:00 This isn’t as surprising as you may think. Oleic acid (which is the primary fatty acid in olive oil, but is in nearly all oils to some extent), is actually what ants use to identify the dead. If you look it up, the fifth ingredient down is “soybean and/or sunflower oil”. While neither of those are the highest in oleic acid (though some sunflower oil is primarily oleic), both have notable amounts. Basically, the Trix oxidizing will cause the ants to believe that it is a pile of dead ants, and therefore they want to make it into a graveyard.
The fat people at the gym one made me feel a little better about myself - I'm not fat, but I am going to the gym to build muscle to help my joint hypermobility. I have a very obvious limp that becomes even more obvious any time that I do exercise. I feel kind of self-conscious about it but now I realize that no one will be judging me.
As a fellow gimp, I relate to this. And adding that to the fact that everyone who has ever gone to the gym is there to work on something they want to improve for themselves. Even the biggest body builders are there to work on themselves.
Fun fact: idk why people don’t know this, but Netflix still sends you DVDs in the mail if you pay extra for it, my family used that service all the time up until just a couple years ago
I unironically love some of the early 2000's designs. The translucent stuff is cool as hell. I was born in 2006 so I'm probably too young to have really experienced any of it the first time around LOL
5:50 FINALLY I GET TO TALK ABOUT THIS!! You see, you can’t fit in all the cover and back with the information with a case that tiny right? It’s impossible, that’s why they need to make the cases that big
18:51 as someone who owns a guinea pig this is very accurate 😂 my Guinea pig is so spoiled and very loud if we get food for ourselves without giving him something too
In the UK, Family Feud is called Family Fortunes, and my mum used to be one of the people they surveyed. She did it for 2 or 3 years. Cannot remember how it started though
" dumb dumb give me gum gum" night of the museum is my favorite movie it's a close second to The Iron Giant " you stay I go" and you can forget about Transformers "one shall stand one shall fall"
No one will read this but I have to post it: The Rule at 38:55 is so smart even ChatGPT fails to recognize it. I asked it in several different ways, it always denys this rule is valid and tries to come up with examples, but all the examples just confirm the rule
At 20:58 use the popcorn button as an experiment as I did that and my popcorn turned out better than the instruction say cuz my microwave is too strong if I follow the instructions
43 minutes in and the titanic one made me realize. Dying from drowning is essence throwing water into the wrong flesh bag. one bag knows how to use it to keep you alive and the other ceases to function leading to your demise
59:17 it might've been Ash Wednesday, which is the first day of Lent where you get ash from old Palm Sunday leaves and it's put on your forehead in the sign of the cross
The hematite thing has always pissed me off, cuz I'm both a crystal lover and believe in their spiritual properties, but i also grew up with a father who was obsessed with stones and crystals and I've handled anything from peals to slabs of dinosaur bone and one of the first things I learned was HEMATITE IS FUCKING FRAGILE IT BRAKES WITH A STIFF BREEZE! I got a hematite ring ONCE and it broke while I was grabbing a doorknob! They don't "break with negative energy" They just fuggin break!
I love how West Wing used the “character get shot in the gut and hides it until later” cliche twice… in the same episode… within like 2 minutes of each other, and it is still and absolute work of art
Fun fact, the reason that the ants piled the dead ants on the trix is because of instinct. When ants die, their bodies produce oleic acid. This smell let's the other ants know that an ant is dead, and needs to be moved so disease doesn't spread in the colony. The ants have an ant graveyard wher they put all the dead ants in the colony. Trix uses canola/sunflower oil, which has, you guessed it, oleic acid. The ants sensed the oleic acid in the trix and assumed that the smell was the graveyard, so they piled the other dead ants in the area.
I genuinely want my remains to be strapped to a giant firework rocket that contains hundreds of smaller firework rockets and scatters me into the stratosphere!
Fun fact! Scar's name before he got the scar was Taka, a common word for garbage in Swahili. He willingly took the name "Scar" because he got it trying to ruin his brother's chance to be king. It was to remind him of that mistake. This was changed in "The Lion Guard" but I prefer the original one.
How is it canon they just poop in the corner and Magic it away? They have bathrooms with stalls, the ghost moaning Myrtle was killed when she looked into the eye of the basilisk as she was exiting a bathroom stall.
Fun fact: The banana flavour used in most candy is based off a species of banana that went extinct in the 30's
Good fact man🙂
why do u know this
@@Wirmsl Because fun facts are my hyperfixation
I posted about this too! It was the Big Mike. And the fungus that destroyed that banana is now targeting the Cavendish, our the banana we eat today.
a banana knight
"You're gay"
"I'm straighter than the pole your mothers dancing on."
absolute legend, he survived xbox live. 😇🙏
What if he was looking at the pole through window that distorted the perspective?
hating on the lgbtq community and sex workers got the 12 yo white boy checklist goin off quickly all you need now is ablism and racism
Bru that good
That was a fucking brutal murder
thats what my friend said at school after he got called a fagot lmao. Now i know where he got it from
One time my neighbor's daughter and friend came over selling girlguide cookies. We were all in our early to mid 20s (bro house), and were all hung over but I told everyone to "bust out their wallets and give up some cash, girl guides are here". We bought their entire wagon of cookies plus gave them a bunch of extra cash. We were the first house they came to. Her dad came over later and asked if we wanted more cookies and I told him "nah, were good. Just wanted to let the kids have a good day". They became one of the best fundraisers in their troop. He also never complained about us playing music past midnight except the one time the drums were shaking his baby's bathwater. We apologized and later we put in better sound proofing. Great neighbor. Miss living next to him and his family.
I grew up selling girl scout cookies and we always loved this one loyal customer he only bought our cookies, nobody else's. He would buy 2 or 3 cases (one dozen boxes) every year for almost 15 years. He was very sad to hear the fateful day we decided we were done with the girl scout cookie business
Did no one else notice the child searching for the "forbidden knowledge" of "teaching crabs how to read" was called "Strairdrac, the Netherwatcher"? Now I have the image of some female warlock setting internet restrictions for her child who happens to be the love child of herself and some demonic or eldritch patron.
I did, and I just thought the kid was creative, it was probably a Minecraft thing, and the parent was a bro for letting the kid pick their own nickname.
But I like your idea much better.
"Patron, our spawn has attempted to access forbidden knowledge."
"rEaLlY!? tHeY gRoW uP sO fAsT..."
1:44 Fun Fact: The reason banana flavorings don't taste like bananas is because they are actually based on the Gros Michel variety of nannas rather than the Cavendish variety we are accustomed to
About the Trix thing -- ants give off an odor that is just like rotting fruit when they die. This chemical can be smelled in products that have fruit sources in them, and they break down.
Once an ant smells that chemical, they pile all the dead stuff in a singular chamber.
In fact, if a scientist puts that chemical on a live ant, they'll take themselves to the ant graveyard because that's what they are programmed to do. It's pretty fascinating.
That means that Trix actually has sources of fruit in it, and probably has less preservatives in it than other cereals.
My dumb ass kept thinking Trix was a chocolate bar. That’s a Twix.
I’m not sure if I should keep living anymore after that mistake.
@@tedioussugar384 their names are so similar it's understandable for that to happen
"Huh i smell something, it's kinda weird"
"Must mean that something near me is dead, oh wait that's me so that means i must go to the graveyard they just made.... or magically appeared out of nowhere and you can look through them, I don't care"
@@sonetagu1337 All ant hills have a pile for the dead. Sorry you don't know? It doesn't just pop up magically.
not exactly, it's oleic acid that ants produce, trix contain erucic acid (from the canola oil) which is very similar too oleic acid but 10x more fragrant
Found out the ant farm thing is because to the ants they smell like dead ants and they pile the dead together. Not because they are horrible for you but because some nutritional compounds for us are different for other animals and insects. I forgot the name of the specific compound
oleic acid
@@boo5451 yes that one thank you.
Or maybe the ants were like get this shit outta here.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla possibly but that’s the scientific reasons
No I think the ants are just like " let's pile-up he's motherfukers they're dead so we can get the f*** out of here he's f****** dumbass is a dead they smell like fruit we smell like s***"
12:44
i knew someone like this. it was third grade n i was happy about something and she says “no, we don’t do that here.” like she was the fucking principal and i was about to light the school on fire, but calmer. then, in 6th grade i didn’t comfort her when her dog passed (i had already comforted her over text but she basically yelled at me and said “you didn’t know him” even tho i met him and loved him) and then proceeded to take one of my best friends, try and take both of my best friends of 7 years and followed me when i was trying to get away from her, then proceeded to bully me until i cried. shoutout to carley 🤠
Damn what the hell Carley
Wtf is wrong with her man.
I don’t know how she didn’t get fired that’s fucked up
Fun fact: the tiny table in the pizza box was used to hold up the crappy cardboard and keep it from sitting on your pizza and ripping off the cheese when you open it.
I still remember the person who said they stopped seeing their therapist, when they realized their therapist was seeing another therapist. "You know, if my car breaks down, I want to find someone with a pair of jumper cables; I'm not looking to find another stranded motorist so we can form a support group."
yea, why dont they just read their own notes like wtf
Therapy isn't just to fix problems or for people with severe mental health conditions, it is also part of normal preventative maintenance more akin to an oil change than a jump start. Most therapists are required to attend personal therapy while in training, there is nothing unusual or alarming about a therapist caring for their own mental health once practicing independently either. Many therapists probably do attend therapy themselves due to the massive mental health crisis we are having, the shortage and resulting overwhelming workloads for mental health professionals, and to process the vicarious trauma that can occur from people revealing their deepest and traumatic memories to them. You would not want to go to a therapist who has never been to therapy themselves, trust me.
Just because you know how to fix a problem for someone else doesn't mean you can (...or will) do it for yourself lol. Alternatively, if you spent all day helping people offload and figure out how to deal with their trauma, it might get you feeling some type of way, you know? Probably a good idea to talk to someone about it. Eternal oroborus dun dun DUN
Person? Oh, you mean the moron that fails to understand therapists also need mental health support.
@@mariedavis4890 I don't take my car to a mechanic when it's running fine. And I can talk to other people for free. What's the point of paying someone to listen to my problems if they're not capable of solving them? Cats are cheaper, can pretend to listen to my problems just as well, and are just as qualified to solve any of them.
Basically I think of therapy like surgery: it's very important and helpful for those who need it, but not everyone does, in fact most people don't, and if you don't need it, it can do more harm than good. If nothing else it's a waste of time and money if it's not necessary.
I made a mistake. Was sick yesterday and felt better today so i basically chugged a tall glass of strawberry milk now i am trying to not puke
my guy are you alright now?
@@MelodysGentleCry Yeah. If I remember correctly I wasn't really that sick the day after that day
@@bobbyslapin8099Are you still sick?
@@WhatEvenIsTheInternetAnymore yeah, the strawberry milk had an insane amount of special cyanide in it
Robin sounds like the one cousin who is either a teen or in their 20's and always sit with the little kids on Thanksgiving.
So, me?
@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake same
I feel attacked but at the same time fucking HATE that you’re right
No he sounds more like he's in his thirties any wants to slap Batman in the nuts
@@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake I didn't know a specific voice was associated with that person. I thought that person just sounded like me. *my voice slowly morphs to be identical to Robin's*
ironically, today is Thanksgiving, and I did not sit with the kids. But I looked at their table and contemplated doing so.
The adults' table still had the babies. They were fun.
I don't know why, but the addition of tiny chairs around the little pizza table gives me a sparkle of hope for this world. ✨
There should be people little people that sit on those little chairs with a little table that go with pizza that would be funny and amazing
I don't say ooooo big stretch, I say "yoga time!!" Because my cat stretches, lifts one leg and forgets to put it down for about 5~10 seconds. The other one stretches the front paws leaving the butt in the air, so both of them remind me a lot of people doing yoga.
I've been watching this video for 24:00 minutes, when all of a sudden, the music stops and a completely different and formal voice say out loud and clearly, "To make a TV show, you need one banana shaped man, and one orange shaped man. Let me explain."
I pause it there, and I'm just like, "WHAT!?"
1:00 I have a few friends who could probably just spit blood on command, and they're "normal" humans.
I recently gained this ability thanks to orthodontics. I just suck a specific spot where my gums are growing over the knot and I get free blood.
I actually quite like hematite rings, and they can last a decent amount of time if you get one that isn't too tight and don't keep smacking your hand in to stuff. That being said, if you pay more than $5 for one you're getting ripped off.
Always remember to take it off before washing your hands. Heat and moisture will make it break too. Wish someone would've told me that
If you buy 5 that's a free fist upgrade!
I feel like the unbelieving adults ( at least with older always has a two parent household movies) in Christmas movies just assume the other parent is buying the gifts they don't recognize
Can confirm that my cishet normative parents don't communicate. Would totally be the case.
@@mossymosscreature I mean it makes a lot of RL sense in a way. I know my cis het parents... Especially my Mom.... Are really good at "not noticing and /or acknowledging" things they don't want to know, believe, etc. Tried starting the conversation to talk about my gender fluidity and, when she realized where the conversation was going , she just started in on an old conversation as if I hadn't said anything
"I remember having to do ringtones through iTunes"
I remember having to type ringtones into your phone manually with the number buttons.
...To be fair, that was barely less than 15 years ago....
39:00 My mind has been shattered, and I wish I knew this during high school.
32:40 "Sniffed it in the butt."
INCORRECTEST.
The interesting thing about artificial banana is that they did actually make it taste like what most people considered the banana. The thing is that between the time it was invented and now, the "Standard" banana changed from the original into the Cavendish, which is what most people think of when we think bananas now.
So yes, it does taste like a banana, just not a modern one.
Does bananas taste good but the modern bananas taste like s*** they taste good sometimes but they just taste like s*** artificial bananas that taste like the original bananas give us back
@@chevybrlair3831 Is English your first language?
@@AngelusNielson I use the speech to text option on the phone just to talk that's why it looks broken I do speak English it's just that I get caught up on words
@@chevybrlair3831 Well, believe it or not, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt on the word salad before I told you something that made ME look like a Richard. I'm glad I did.
@@AngelusNielson I talk like an idiot just to make people laugh it's mainly the talk to speech on the keyboard on my phone so that's why my English looks broken it says things that aren't what I originally said also what the hell is wrong with Richard is he insane or is he just sad ps the speech-to-text is saying dad whenever I'm trying to say sad
14:56 it says "moping" as in weeping
Gary the mvp 3:09
Good morning!
Oh come on, we can do better than that!
*um, it's 3am, dad*
i dont give a fuck GOOODMORNING
I fricking love the banana candy flavor. And it's based on the old type of banana, which had to be discontinued as it nearly went extinct, so it's not just fake and unrealistic, just a bit outdated.
I wonder if its possible to bring that real flavor back via cross breading
@@NoahGooder the biggest problem was and still is primarily monoculture bananas. one disease can spread rapidly to the entire world supply because the bananas are genetically the same. thus why the "original flavor" bananas nearly went extinct.
@@halflife2fun so what do you think the next flavor of banna will be when this one inevitably goes almost extinxt too?
@@molassesman4066 a lower quality flavor profile. Probably 1 of the 2 or 3 other sunsets occasionally seen in stores. Possibly a genetically engineered variant if they can find a resistant strain in time
I do too
The Mini Pekka is a medium-hp troop with a high damage output. He can be deployed with 4 elixir, like the hog rider. Heavily inspired by Pekka, the Mini Pekka is often used as an anti-tank card due to his high damage output, but can also be used as a bridgespam card due to his high movement speed, making him a very viable choice in a variety of decks. Due to his high damage, he can one-shot many equal-levelled support cards, such as Musketeer and Wizard. This makes him a viable combination with swarm cards, such as Skeleton Army & Bats. Due to his single-target, slow-unload attack, the Mini Pekka can be easily countered by swarm cards, as well as tanks such as the Pekka. Despite his medium-hp, a solo Mini Pekka can easily destroy a princess tower if ignored. Some other good counters to the Mini Pekka are Tombstone, Cannon, Ice Golem and Skeletons, if played well. Mini Pekka is an excellent counter to slow, building-targeting troops such as the Elixir Golem, as well as low-damage cards, such as the Valkyrie and the Battle healer. If an opponent plays a Skeleton Army at the bridge, you can fully defend it with a Mini Pekka positioned to draw the Skeletons away from the tower. To complete the Mini Pekka's mastery, like I have, you must first deal lots of damage, and then destroy many, many troops. A good strategy to quickly completing the Mini Pekka's Troop Destroyer mastery is by cycling it in Party game modes, as this will result in an average of roughly 11 troops destroyed per game, if played well.
best card for arena 5 and lower
@@zizzr8025 Best card.
I only understood literally half of the words you said before I saw “hog rider” and went “ohhhhhhh this is from that one game”
@@KK-hd1jw 💀
@@KK-hd1jw Me too
13:05 ANT SACRIFICE
10:51 Imagining what the texture of OP’s mac n’ cheese hot dish feels like is making me gag.
3:16 Garry, ender of scams. Stats: 999999
The hemotite (heh-mo-tite) ring is a type of metal that breaks at room temperature. It broke because of her body heat XD
Hematite. It's an iron ore, and just generally pretty fragile regardless of temperature. Also sensitive to chemicals of all kind, so the salt and ph of human skin will slowly corrode it.
There's this trail in CO called the incline, it's over 2200 stair steps up a mountain side. I was resting at the half way point when a very obese woman came up next to me. There I am, average sized guy, struggling to catch my breath, when a woman with 150lbs on me walks up like it's no big deal. I was super impressed and oddly proud of this stranger, but I could think of a way to tell her without sounding super weird.
The funniest part is a lot of Owl City's songs (28:30) literally are about both, cause he's both a christian and makes songs about love stories 😆
5:48 Fun fact: games come in oversized cases as a combination of advertising and anti theft measure
I was just about to say that, thank you!
Like actually tho, the purge is a completely idiotic idea. All the movies focus on the murder but what about the tax evasion and all that stuff.
The purge is actually a huge tax avasion. The government used legalized murder to lower the costs of government things like homeless shelters and welfare. The people murder because they see the poor as inferior. To quote the purger from the first movie "Mister and Missus, the man you're sheltering is nothing but a dirty homeless pig. A grotesque menace to our just society who had the audacity to fight back killing one of us when we attempted to execute him tonight. The pig doesn't know his place and now he needs to be taught a lesson. You need to return him to us... ...Alive. So we may purge as we we're entitled"
One day isn't enough time to properly commit tax evasion.
Or just robbing a bank.
@@CosmicPlatonix perhaps but my point is that the movies completely ignore the actually beneficial crimes.
If the purge actually existed I would probably spend the entire time pirating the entire adobe suite along with movies and video games.
28:25 “Take Me To Church” is a great example of this. I’m waiting for the day a church plays it at a fundraiser or something.
On another note, there is someone living across the street from a church I’m forced to go to who hangs Trans and LGBTQ+ flags outside their house. I couldn’t be more proud.
32:17 They forgot the part where they play on your computer for 5 hours
16:12 they had history science and maths. Math was a subject that was optional in the form of arthimancy. Science was divided into potions(chemistry), transfiguration(physics) and herbology and magical creatures(biology). History was history of magic.
0:01 I’m not a public speaker
I get scared and nervous
37:39 oh god they’ve figured it out, get the amnestics!
I cannot stop laughing at 19:12 because he did a Scottish accent and not no fake one either, it was a full Scottish accent
Still standing water does actually go bad in a way that's why you should run the taps for 60 seconds after a long holiday. Legionella can be quite bad for you if it gets too much time to develop. That being said, it gets weird way before that lol I usually don't drink my water after a day of sitting out, shorter even on hot days where it becomes all warm and disgusting feeling in your mouth, while legionella doesn't become problematic until at least a week.
I am convinced the main reason Switch game cases are so big is to make them harder to steal. If Nintendo is trying to get full price for a 5 year old game, they better make sure that sucker doesnt fit in a jeans pocket.
My dude, I can fit a dinner plate into some of my jeans pockets. I could transport all of the neccessary components for a functional Switch in home console mode except the TV, in my jeans pockets alone, and I've seen purses with enough storage space for the TV as well. They ain't stopping any adults from stealing the games. Now the children with their little toddler pockets, yeah they ain't stealing shit.
It's for the manual and other booklets that comes with the games... Zoomers really have no idea how buying physical copies of games works huh.
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla None of the switch games I've bought had manuals or booklets in the case. Also I'm 27.
@@2MeterLP Did you buy them new or used?
@@brothersandsistersofvalhalla new
18:12 "IT HAS GLITTAAAAAA" lol
Noooooo!
12:59
It means that Trix smells like dead ants.
40:30 Yeah, YOU MONSTER.
I would genuinely consider not dating you anymore at that point.
That's like shoving a chronic extrovert in Solitary Confinement for 2 days.
Fun fact, the banana flavors in candy are flavored after a different type of banana that's gone now
32:00 so last time I took a flight it was on spirit and we arrived early by like 20 minutes and the pilot said "remember this next time you fly with us and we're late" and it still makes me giggle to this day
8:24 its great that he added in the “absolute” here without it actually being written because he agrees so much with this
2:40 You do realize how that could be construed as inappropriate, right? Crabs aren't only the sea animals.
"shortcuts" in aviation basically amounts to flying direct instead of flying VOR to VOR
51:08 the funniest thing about this is that the entire circled area contains BotW mistakes; keese wings, octorock eyeballs, and the silent princess flower are ALSO all mentioned
Millenials killed I hate my spouse humor and replaced it with something so much better because it's in the opposite direction: "I have no idea why my spouse DOESN'T hate me" humor.
I think this is how Twitter should have always been.
same, watching this video reminded of the relatively good times when seeing the occasional twitter post.
Then it just became a nightmare
1 hour video?, school night? And it's 3AM? I got time.
Mood
"Empty tubes of wrapping paper..."
Imma be honest, I don't think any of my rolls of wrapping paper have had a cardboard tube in the middle, for at least a couple decades now....
@ 1:37 the banana flavor thing actually has a reason of why it’s not the banana flavor we know! The artificial flavoring of banana is based off of an extinct species of banana! I guess the bananas were still around when they first made the flavoring and they still use it too this day!
13:00 This isn’t as surprising as you may think. Oleic acid (which is the primary fatty acid in olive oil, but is in nearly all oils to some extent), is actually what ants use to identify the dead. If you look it up, the fifth ingredient down is “soybean and/or sunflower oil”. While neither of those are the highest in oleic acid (though some sunflower oil is primarily oleic), both have notable amounts. Basically, the Trix oxidizing will cause the ants to believe that it is a pile of dead ants, and therefore they want to make it into a graveyard.
The fat people at the gym one made me feel a little better about myself - I'm not fat, but I am going to the gym to build muscle to help my joint hypermobility. I have a very obvious limp that becomes even more obvious any time that I do exercise. I feel kind of self-conscious about it but now I realize that no one will be judging me.
As a fellow gimp, I relate to this. And adding that to the fact that everyone who has ever gone to the gym is there to work on something they want to improve for themselves. Even the biggest body builders are there to work on themselves.
Fun fact: idk why people don’t know this, but Netflix still sends you DVDs in the mail if you pay extra for it, my family used that service all the time up until just a couple years ago
As a man I can say whenever tying anything down I have never said “that’s not going anywhere”. I always push is slightly and say “….maybe?”
This is honestly the most I have ever laughed at, my depressing days are far gone cuz of this 😂
I unironically love some of the early 2000's designs. The translucent stuff is cool as hell.
I was born in 2006 so I'm probably too young to have really experienced any of it the first time around LOL
WOAH ANOTHER TOH FAN THAT WATCHES EMKAY
@@Biggerman159 Yep lol.
Jacks old dad voice screaming no is the best thing I've heard all day
6:51 and $ex offending the purge: EVERYTHING IS LEGAL EXECPT THAT
A meat potato is the best description for a guinea pig I have ever heard
time stamp: 53:12 *le gasp* "WHERE THE F*CK IS MY LAWER IT'S TIME TO SUE MY MOTHER!"
5:50 FINALLY I GET TO TALK ABOUT THIS!! You see, you can’t fit in all the cover and back with the information with a case that tiny right? It’s impossible, that’s why they need to make the cases that big
I never thought of that!
Other than being made of plastic, it's not to different from the boxes SNES and N64 games came in.
There should be playlists for the narrators. Sometimes I wanna binge certain narrated vids
There,,,are, i think.
Click on the (emkay) creator name and you can see a list of all videos. It also lists playlists by narrator or topic
I like the ones that are quick to move on, I dont need chit chat from the peanut gallery after every. single. clip.
18:51 as someone who owns a guinea pig this is very accurate 😂 my Guinea pig is so spoiled and very loud if we get food for ourselves without giving him something too
2:35 can’t believe he skipped the rest of that amazing notification
The cinnamon roll: If it came from Cinnabon, it might have been doughy in the center. Happens to me every time.
In the UK, Family Feud is called Family Fortunes, and my mum used to be one of the people they surveyed. She did it for 2 or 3 years. Cannot remember how it started though
You can just call this r/Tumblr and I wouldn't bat an eye cause the submissions are too relatable
If someone let out a ton of blood from their mouth, I would honestly check on them, make sure they were going to be okay.
" dumb dumb give me gum gum" night of the museum is my favorite movie it's a close second to The Iron Giant " you stay I go" and you can forget about Transformers "one shall stand one shall fall"
No one will read this but I have to post it:
The Rule at 38:55 is so smart even ChatGPT fails to recognize it.
I asked it in several different ways, it always denys this rule is valid and tries to come up with examples, but all the examples just confirm the rule
I actually had a similar story. I was arm wrestling my friend in the school cafeteria and his wrist popped so loudly everyone heard it.
At 20:58 use the popcorn button as an experiment as I did that and my popcorn turned out better than the instruction say cuz my microwave is too strong if I follow the instructions
“I’m cold”
“Well, damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather”. Is from that 70’s show.
If I die I want to die wearing a fursuit just to see the ghosts reactions.
if i die before you, i am interested to see how this goes
“WEREWOLVES EXIST! WE ARE DOOMED!”
this is kind of my plan
I'd rather do anything than get in one...yikes.
@@toyotawitha20mm35 I can understand that but it'd be hilarious and you can't say otherwise.
Ah I see, editor Kenny is a man of culture.
That's what i thought
43 minutes in and the titanic one made me realize.
Dying from drowning is essence throwing water into the wrong flesh bag.
one bag knows how to use it to keep you alive and the other ceases to function leading to your demise
I wish I had listened to Emkay when an acquaintance convinced me to download ifunny... never again. That place is a cess pool.
The "chosen one that's a 42 year old" is just "Everything Everywhere All at Once".
5:24... WAIT WHAT?! It doesn't mean that!?
WAIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN???
@@tulsipa7092 He went to the butchers... :(
59:17 it might've been Ash Wednesday, which is the first day of Lent where you get ash from old Palm Sunday leaves and it's put on your forehead in the sign of the cross
The hematite thing has always pissed me off, cuz I'm both a crystal lover and believe in their spiritual properties, but i also grew up with a father who was obsessed with stones and crystals and I've handled anything from peals to slabs of dinosaur bone and one of the first things I learned was
HEMATITE IS FUCKING FRAGILE
IT BRAKES WITH A STIFF BREEZE!
I got a hematite ring ONCE and it broke while I was grabbing a doorknob!
They don't "break with negative energy"
They just fuggin break!
I love how West Wing used the “character get shot in the gut and hides it until later” cliche twice… in the same episode… within like 2 minutes of each other, and it is still and absolute work of art
The “I hate my wife jokes” don’t land anymore, because divorce fixes the problem of having a spouse you dislike.
I can relate with the guinea pig tweet at 18:52 because I have guinea pigs :DD
53:38 "Did you know Canes sauce is made of mayonnaise, ketchip, worst he's tor sauce, garlis, salt, and pepper?"
15:32 hearing him laugh makes me smile
Fun fact, the reason that the ants piled the dead ants on the trix is because of instinct. When ants die, their bodies produce oleic acid. This smell let's the other ants know that an ant is dead, and needs to be moved so disease doesn't spread in the colony. The ants have an ant graveyard wher they put all the dead ants in the colony. Trix uses canola/sunflower oil, which has, you guessed it, oleic acid. The ants sensed the oleic acid in the trix and assumed that the smell was the graveyard, so they piled the other dead ants in the area.
I genuinely want my remains to be strapped to a giant firework rocket that contains hundreds of smaller firework rockets and scatters me into the stratosphere!
Fun fact: no one has watched the full video yet
i actually did with max speed
Bet
Hey guess what I did
Jesus you are true emkay fans
@@dragonj2200 thank you, but I assure you I am the leader of a mini Pig Colt
"Back in my day the internet use to come in the mail" horrible flashback to AOL CDs in the mail.
Fun fact! Scar's name before he got the scar was Taka, a common word for garbage in Swahili. He willingly took the name "Scar" because he got it trying to ruin his brother's chance to be king. It was to remind him of that mistake.
This was changed in "The Lion Guard" but I prefer the original one.
How is it canon they just poop in the corner and Magic it away? They have bathrooms with stalls, the ghost moaning Myrtle was killed when she looked into the eye of the basilisk as she was exiting a bathroom stall.
You were right Robin. I went to Target the other day and saw clear Beats Studio Buds+. Y2K aesthetic is coming back and I’m all for it