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  • @mossymosscreature
    @mossymosscreature 2 роки тому +7305

    Fun fact: The banana flavour used in most candy is based off a species of banana that went extinct in the 30's

    • @JoeJoe.488
      @JoeJoe.488 2 роки тому +310

      Good fact man🙂

    • @Wirmsl
      @Wirmsl 2 роки тому +226

      why do u know this

    • @mossymosscreature
      @mossymosscreature 2 роки тому +836

      @@Wirmsl Because fun facts are my hyperfixation

    • @benjie128
      @benjie128 2 роки тому

      I posted about this too! It was the Big Mike. And the fungus that destroyed that banana is now targeting the Cavendish, our the banana we eat today.

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 роки тому +115

      a banana knight

  • @2miligrams
    @2miligrams 2 роки тому +2551

    "You're gay"
    "I'm straighter than the pole your mothers dancing on."
    absolute legend, he survived xbox live. 😇🙏

    • @moomoobiscuit3567
      @moomoobiscuit3567 2 роки тому +37

      What if he was looking at the pole through window that distorted the perspective?

    • @madgoat2125
      @madgoat2125 2 роки тому

      hating on the lgbtq community and sex workers got the 12 yo white boy checklist goin off quickly all you need now is ablism and racism

    • @claysmobilchannel9991
      @claysmobilchannel9991 2 роки тому +8

      Bru that good

    • @spacemarine6212
      @spacemarine6212 2 роки тому +25

      That was a fucking brutal murder

    • @wh0sc4nd1ce
      @wh0sc4nd1ce 2 роки тому +1

      thats what my friend said at school after he got called a fagot lmao. Now i know where he got it from

  • @blaked7532
    @blaked7532 Рік тому +220

    One time my neighbor's daughter and friend came over selling girlguide cookies. We were all in our early to mid 20s (bro house), and were all hung over but I told everyone to "bust out their wallets and give up some cash, girl guides are here". We bought their entire wagon of cookies plus gave them a bunch of extra cash. We were the first house they came to. Her dad came over later and asked if we wanted more cookies and I told him "nah, were good. Just wanted to let the kids have a good day". They became one of the best fundraisers in their troop. He also never complained about us playing music past midnight except the one time the drums were shaking his baby's bathwater. We apologized and later we put in better sound proofing. Great neighbor. Miss living next to him and his family.

    • @dr.strange8504
      @dr.strange8504 Рік тому +12

      I grew up selling girl scout cookies and we always loved this one loyal customer he only bought our cookies, nobody else's. He would buy 2 or 3 cases (one dozen boxes) every year for almost 15 years. He was very sad to hear the fateful day we decided we were done with the girl scout cookie business

  • @talinpeacy7222
    @talinpeacy7222 Рік тому +96

    Did no one else notice the child searching for the "forbidden knowledge" of "teaching crabs how to read" was called "Strairdrac, the Netherwatcher"? Now I have the image of some female warlock setting internet restrictions for her child who happens to be the love child of herself and some demonic or eldritch patron.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 10 місяців тому +3

      I did, and I just thought the kid was creative, it was probably a Minecraft thing, and the parent was a bro for letting the kid pick their own nickname.
      But I like your idea much better.

    • @blackdragonxtra
      @blackdragonxtra 7 місяців тому +6

      "Patron, our spawn has attempted to access forbidden knowledge."
      "rEaLlY!? tHeY gRoW uP sO fAsT..."

  • @DomNicky
    @DomNicky Рік тому +23

    1:44 Fun Fact: The reason banana flavorings don't taste like bananas is because they are actually based on the Gros Michel variety of nannas rather than the Cavendish variety we are accustomed to

  • @StarParticleShade
    @StarParticleShade 2 роки тому +451

    About the Trix thing -- ants give off an odor that is just like rotting fruit when they die. This chemical can be smelled in products that have fruit sources in them, and they break down.
    Once an ant smells that chemical, they pile all the dead stuff in a singular chamber.
    In fact, if a scientist puts that chemical on a live ant, they'll take themselves to the ant graveyard because that's what they are programmed to do. It's pretty fascinating.
    That means that Trix actually has sources of fruit in it, and probably has less preservatives in it than other cereals.

    • @tedioussugar384
      @tedioussugar384 2 роки тому +56

      My dumb ass kept thinking Trix was a chocolate bar. That’s a Twix.
      I’m not sure if I should keep living anymore after that mistake.

    • @vaguelywukong
      @vaguelywukong 2 роки тому +15

      @@tedioussugar384 their names are so similar it's understandable for that to happen

    • @sonetagu1337
      @sonetagu1337 2 роки тому +30

      "Huh i smell something, it's kinda weird"
      "Must mean that something near me is dead, oh wait that's me so that means i must go to the graveyard they just made.... or magically appeared out of nowhere and you can look through them, I don't care"

    • @StarParticleShade
      @StarParticleShade 2 роки тому +7

      @@sonetagu1337 All ant hills have a pile for the dead. Sorry you don't know? It doesn't just pop up magically.

    • @LC-kj9bi
      @LC-kj9bi 2 роки тому +14

      not exactly, it's oleic acid that ants produce, trix contain erucic acid (from the canola oil) which is very similar too oleic acid but 10x more fragrant

  • @eboniedreamz1371
    @eboniedreamz1371 2 роки тому +297

    Found out the ant farm thing is because to the ants they smell like dead ants and they pile the dead together. Not because they are horrible for you but because some nutritional compounds for us are different for other animals and insects. I forgot the name of the specific compound

    • @boo5451
      @boo5451 2 роки тому +22

      oleic acid

    • @eboniedreamz1371
      @eboniedreamz1371 2 роки тому +9

      @@boo5451 yes that one thank you.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 роки тому +3

      Or maybe the ants were like get this shit outta here.

    • @eboniedreamz1371
      @eboniedreamz1371 2 роки тому +4

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla possibly but that’s the scientific reasons

    • @chevybrlair3831
      @chevybrlair3831 Рік тому +1

      No I think the ants are just like " let's pile-up he's motherfukers they're dead so we can get the f*** out of here he's f****** dumbass is a dead they smell like fruit we smell like s***"

  • @rock.arrrght
    @rock.arrrght Рік тому +54

    12:44
    i knew someone like this. it was third grade n i was happy about something and she says “no, we don’t do that here.” like she was the fucking principal and i was about to light the school on fire, but calmer. then, in 6th grade i didn’t comfort her when her dog passed (i had already comforted her over text but she basically yelled at me and said “you didn’t know him” even tho i met him and loved him) and then proceeded to take one of my best friends, try and take both of my best friends of 7 years and followed me when i was trying to get away from her, then proceeded to bully me until i cried. shoutout to carley 🤠

    • @-alovelygaycat-
      @-alovelygaycat- Рік тому +9

      Damn what the hell Carley

    • @Dragonmongamer
      @Dragonmongamer Рік тому

      Wtf is wrong with her man.
      I don’t know how she didn’t get fired that’s fucked up

  • @Virgil_Vincent
    @Virgil_Vincent 7 місяців тому +3

    Fun fact: the tiny table in the pizza box was used to hold up the crappy cardboard and keep it from sitting on your pizza and ripping off the cheese when you open it.

  • @troodon1096
    @troodon1096 2 роки тому +315

    I still remember the person who said they stopped seeing their therapist, when they realized their therapist was seeing another therapist. "You know, if my car breaks down, I want to find someone with a pair of jumper cables; I'm not looking to find another stranded motorist so we can form a support group."

    • @vonhelsing7281
      @vonhelsing7281 2 роки тому +11

      yea, why dont they just read their own notes like wtf

    • @mariedavis4890
      @mariedavis4890 Рік тому +56

      Therapy isn't just to fix problems or for people with severe mental health conditions, it is also part of normal preventative maintenance more akin to an oil change than a jump start. Most therapists are required to attend personal therapy while in training, there is nothing unusual or alarming about a therapist caring for their own mental health once practicing independently either. Many therapists probably do attend therapy themselves due to the massive mental health crisis we are having, the shortage and resulting overwhelming workloads for mental health professionals, and to process the vicarious trauma that can occur from people revealing their deepest and traumatic memories to them. You would not want to go to a therapist who has never been to therapy themselves, trust me.

    • @DaisyOfDeath
      @DaisyOfDeath Рік тому +27

      Just because you know how to fix a problem for someone else doesn't mean you can (...or will) do it for yourself lol. Alternatively, if you spent all day helping people offload and figure out how to deal with their trauma, it might get you feeling some type of way, you know? Probably a good idea to talk to someone about it. Eternal oroborus dun dun DUN

    • @xnyxiee1784
      @xnyxiee1784 Рік тому

      Person? Oh, you mean the moron that fails to understand therapists also need mental health support.

    • @troodon1096
      @troodon1096 Рік тому +3

      @@mariedavis4890 I don't take my car to a mechanic when it's running fine. And I can talk to other people for free. What's the point of paying someone to listen to my problems if they're not capable of solving them? Cats are cheaper, can pretend to listen to my problems just as well, and are just as qualified to solve any of them.
      Basically I think of therapy like surgery: it's very important and helpful for those who need it, but not everyone does, in fact most people don't, and if you don't need it, it can do more harm than good. If nothing else it's a waste of time and money if it's not necessary.

  • @bobbyslapin8099
    @bobbyslapin8099 Рік тому +100

    I made a mistake. Was sick yesterday and felt better today so i basically chugged a tall glass of strawberry milk now i am trying to not puke

    • @MelodysGentleCry
      @MelodysGentleCry Рік тому +1

      my guy are you alright now?

    • @bobbyslapin8099
      @bobbyslapin8099 Рік тому +3

      @@MelodysGentleCry Yeah. If I remember correctly I wasn't really that sick the day after that day

    • @WhatEvenIsTheInternetAnymore
      @WhatEvenIsTheInternetAnymore Місяць тому

      @@bobbyslapin8099Are you still sick?

    • @bobbyslapin8099
      @bobbyslapin8099 Місяць тому

      @@WhatEvenIsTheInternetAnymore yeah, the strawberry milk had an insane amount of special cyanide in it

  • @livingdeathgirl7741
    @livingdeathgirl7741 2 роки тому +194

    Robin sounds like the one cousin who is either a teen or in their 20's and always sit with the little kids on Thanksgiving.

    • @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake
      @The-one-and-only-Fruitcake 2 роки тому +10

      So, me?

    • @DuskPShermanWallaby123
      @DuskPShermanWallaby123 2 роки тому +10

      @@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake same

    • @Leiijeudemonigseu
      @Leiijeudemonigseu 2 роки тому +11

      I feel attacked but at the same time fucking HATE that you’re right

    • @chevybrlair3831
      @chevybrlair3831 Рік тому +1

      No he sounds more like he's in his thirties any wants to slap Batman in the nuts

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 10 місяців тому +3

      @@The-one-and-only-Fruitcake I didn't know a specific voice was associated with that person. I thought that person just sounded like me. *my voice slowly morphs to be identical to Robin's*
      ironically, today is Thanksgiving, and I did not sit with the kids. But I looked at their table and contemplated doing so.
      The adults' table still had the babies. They were fun.

  • @theJeidDragon
    @theJeidDragon 2 роки тому +59

    I don't know why, but the addition of tiny chairs around the little pizza table gives me a sparkle of hope for this world. ✨

    • @chevybrlair3831
      @chevybrlair3831 Рік тому +1

      There should be people little people that sit on those little chairs with a little table that go with pizza that would be funny and amazing

  • @rigelestbit
    @rigelestbit 2 роки тому +35

    I don't say ooooo big stretch, I say "yoga time!!" Because my cat stretches, lifts one leg and forgets to put it down for about 5~10 seconds. The other one stretches the front paws leaving the butt in the air, so both of them remind me a lot of people doing yoga.

  • @zombathinlostleghackercat5233
    @zombathinlostleghackercat5233 Рік тому +6

    I've been watching this video for 24:00 minutes, when all of a sudden, the music stops and a completely different and formal voice say out loud and clearly, "To make a TV show, you need one banana shaped man, and one orange shaped man. Let me explain."
    I pause it there, and I'm just like, "WHAT!?"

  • @cherylitoter9029
    @cherylitoter9029 Рік тому +8

    1:00 I have a few friends who could probably just spit blood on command, and they're "normal" humans.

    • @AverageConsumer-uj8sm
      @AverageConsumer-uj8sm 4 місяці тому

      I recently gained this ability thanks to orthodontics. I just suck a specific spot where my gums are growing over the knot and I get free blood.

  • @TheOblivionMan
    @TheOblivionMan 2 роки тому +54

    I actually quite like hematite rings, and they can last a decent amount of time if you get one that isn't too tight and don't keep smacking your hand in to stuff. That being said, if you pay more than $5 for one you're getting ripped off.

    • @NervousKraken
      @NervousKraken 2 роки тому +4

      Always remember to take it off before washing your hands. Heat and moisture will make it break too. Wish someone would've told me that

    • @finemernop7201
      @finemernop7201 2 роки тому +4

      If you buy 5 that's a free fist upgrade!

  • @kitcat8308
    @kitcat8308 2 роки тому +92

    I feel like the unbelieving adults ( at least with older always has a two parent household movies) in Christmas movies just assume the other parent is buying the gifts they don't recognize

    • @mossymosscreature
      @mossymosscreature 2 роки тому +6

      Can confirm that my cishet normative parents don't communicate. Would totally be the case.

    • @kitcat8308
      @kitcat8308 2 роки тому +5

      @@mossymosscreature I mean it makes a lot of RL sense in a way. I know my cis het parents... Especially my Mom.... Are really good at "not noticing and /or acknowledging" things they don't want to know, believe, etc. Tried starting the conversation to talk about my gender fluidity and, when she realized where the conversation was going , she just started in on an old conversation as if I hadn't said anything

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey Рік тому +2

    "I remember having to do ringtones through iTunes"
    I remember having to type ringtones into your phone manually with the number buttons.

    • @tzisorey
      @tzisorey Рік тому +2

      ...To be fair, that was barely less than 15 years ago....

  • @no-facejames7360
    @no-facejames7360 Рік тому +3

    39:00 My mind has been shattered, and I wish I knew this during high school.

  • @CDN_Bookmouse
    @CDN_Bookmouse 2 роки тому +5

    32:40 "Sniffed it in the butt."
    INCORRECTEST.

  • @AngelusNielson
    @AngelusNielson Рік тому +20

    The interesting thing about artificial banana is that they did actually make it taste like what most people considered the banana. The thing is that between the time it was invented and now, the "Standard" banana changed from the original into the Cavendish, which is what most people think of when we think bananas now.
    So yes, it does taste like a banana, just not a modern one.

    • @chevybrlair3831
      @chevybrlair3831 Рік тому +1

      Does bananas taste good but the modern bananas taste like s*** they taste good sometimes but they just taste like s*** artificial bananas that taste like the original bananas give us back

    • @AngelusNielson
      @AngelusNielson Рік тому +1

      @@chevybrlair3831 Is English your first language?

    • @chevybrlair3831
      @chevybrlair3831 Рік тому +1

      @@AngelusNielson I use the speech to text option on the phone just to talk that's why it looks broken I do speak English it's just that I get caught up on words

    • @AngelusNielson
      @AngelusNielson Рік тому +2

      @@chevybrlair3831 Well, believe it or not, but I wanted to give you the benefit of the doubt on the word salad before I told you something that made ME look like a Richard. I'm glad I did.

    • @chevybrlair3831
      @chevybrlair3831 Рік тому +2

      @@AngelusNielson I talk like an idiot just to make people laugh it's mainly the talk to speech on the keyboard on my phone so that's why my English looks broken it says things that aren't what I originally said also what the hell is wrong with Richard is he insane or is he just sad ps the speech-to-text is saying dad whenever I'm trying to say sad

  • @slash7663
    @slash7663 Рік тому +3

    14:56 it says "moping" as in weeping

  • @CatKat4008
    @CatKat4008 Рік тому +5

    Gary the mvp 3:09

  • @timerchOfficialyt
    @timerchOfficialyt 2 роки тому +35

    Good morning!
    Oh come on, we can do better than that!
    *um, it's 3am, dad*

    • @Wirmsl
      @Wirmsl 2 роки тому

      i dont give a fuck GOOODMORNING

  • @amberkat8147
    @amberkat8147 2 роки тому +16

    I fricking love the banana candy flavor. And it's based on the old type of banana, which had to be discontinued as it nearly went extinct, so it's not just fake and unrealistic, just a bit outdated.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 2 роки тому

      I wonder if its possible to bring that real flavor back via cross breading

    • @halflife2fun
      @halflife2fun 2 роки тому +2

      @@NoahGooder the biggest problem was and still is primarily monoculture bananas. one disease can spread rapidly to the entire world supply because the bananas are genetically the same. thus why the "original flavor" bananas nearly went extinct.

    • @molassesman4066
      @molassesman4066 Рік тому

      @@halflife2fun so what do you think the next flavor of banna will be when this one inevitably goes almost extinxt too?

    • @halflife2fun
      @halflife2fun Рік тому

      @@molassesman4066 a lower quality flavor profile. Probably 1 of the 2 or 3 other sunsets occasionally seen in stores. Possibly a genetically engineered variant if they can find a resistant strain in time

    • @Dino_nuggets749
      @Dino_nuggets749 8 місяців тому

      I do too

  • @Vombatus_
    @Vombatus_ 2 роки тому +59

    The Mini Pekka is a medium-hp troop with a high damage output. He can be deployed with 4 elixir, like the hog rider. Heavily inspired by Pekka, the Mini Pekka is often used as an anti-tank card due to his high damage output, but can also be used as a bridgespam card due to his high movement speed, making him a very viable choice in a variety of decks. Due to his high damage, he can one-shot many equal-levelled support cards, such as Musketeer and Wizard. This makes him a viable combination with swarm cards, such as Skeleton Army & Bats. Due to his single-target, slow-unload attack, the Mini Pekka can be easily countered by swarm cards, as well as tanks such as the Pekka. Despite his medium-hp, a solo Mini Pekka can easily destroy a princess tower if ignored. Some other good counters to the Mini Pekka are Tombstone, Cannon, Ice Golem and Skeletons, if played well. Mini Pekka is an excellent counter to slow, building-targeting troops such as the Elixir Golem, as well as low-damage cards, such as the Valkyrie and the Battle healer. If an opponent plays a Skeleton Army at the bridge, you can fully defend it with a Mini Pekka positioned to draw the Skeletons away from the tower. To complete the Mini Pekka's mastery, like I have, you must first deal lots of damage, and then destroy many, many troops. A good strategy to quickly completing the Mini Pekka's Troop Destroyer mastery is by cycling it in Party game modes, as this will result in an average of roughly 11 troops destroyed per game, if played well.

    • @zizzr8025
      @zizzr8025 2 роки тому +1

      best card for arena 5 and lower

    • @Vombatus_
      @Vombatus_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@zizzr8025 Best card.

    • @KK-hd1jw
      @KK-hd1jw 2 роки тому +1

      I only understood literally half of the words you said before I saw “hog rider” and went “ohhhhhhh this is from that one game”

    • @Vombatus_
      @Vombatus_ 2 роки тому +1

      @@KK-hd1jw 💀

    • @lol_1313
      @lol_1313 2 роки тому

      @@KK-hd1jw Me too

  • @belle9033
    @belle9033 Рік тому +4

    13:05 ANT SACRIFICE

  • @j_g9109
    @j_g9109 Рік тому +2

    10:51 Imagining what the texture of OP’s mac n’ cheese hot dish feels like is making me gag.

  • @Talmond
    @Talmond 2 роки тому +6

    3:16 Garry, ender of scams. Stats: 999999

  • @LeiLine
    @LeiLine 2 роки тому +19

    The hemotite (heh-mo-tite) ring is a type of metal that breaks at room temperature. It broke because of her body heat XD

    • @feuerling
      @feuerling Місяць тому

      Hematite. It's an iron ore, and just generally pretty fragile regardless of temperature. Also sensitive to chemicals of all kind, so the salt and ph of human skin will slowly corrode it.

  • @donald12998
    @donald12998 Рік тому +2

    There's this trail in CO called the incline, it's over 2200 stair steps up a mountain side. I was resting at the half way point when a very obese woman came up next to me. There I am, average sized guy, struggling to catch my breath, when a woman with 150lbs on me walks up like it's no big deal. I was super impressed and oddly proud of this stranger, but I could think of a way to tell her without sounding super weird.

  • @StormyDoesVR
    @StormyDoesVR Рік тому +2

    The funniest part is a lot of Owl City's songs (28:30) literally are about both, cause he's both a christian and makes songs about love stories 😆

  • @seekoutguy
    @seekoutguy 2 роки тому +12

    5:48 Fun fact: games come in oversized cases as a combination of advertising and anti theft measure

    • @gacha_Kathryn
      @gacha_Kathryn Рік тому

      I was just about to say that, thank you!

  • @CowKirbo
    @CowKirbo 2 роки тому +35

    Like actually tho, the purge is a completely idiotic idea. All the movies focus on the murder but what about the tax evasion and all that stuff.

    • @under-da-sea2835
      @under-da-sea2835 2 роки тому

      The purge is actually a huge tax avasion. The government used legalized murder to lower the costs of government things like homeless shelters and welfare. The people murder because they see the poor as inferior. To quote the purger from the first movie "Mister and Missus, the man you're sheltering is nothing but a dirty homeless pig. A grotesque menace to our just society who had the audacity to fight back killing one of us when we attempted to execute him tonight. The pig doesn't know his place and now he needs to be taught a lesson. You need to return him to us... ...Alive. So we may purge as we we're entitled"

    • @CosmicPlatonix
      @CosmicPlatonix 2 роки тому +8

      One day isn't enough time to properly commit tax evasion.

    • @jaymel4691
      @jaymel4691 2 роки тому +7

      Or just robbing a bank.

    • @CowKirbo
      @CowKirbo 2 роки тому +5

      @@CosmicPlatonix perhaps but my point is that the movies completely ignore the actually beneficial crimes.

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 2 роки тому +5

      If the purge actually existed I would probably spend the entire time pirating the entire adobe suite along with movies and video games.

  • @HahNo-bu3et
    @HahNo-bu3et Рік тому +3

    28:25 “Take Me To Church” is a great example of this. I’m waiting for the day a church plays it at a fundraiser or something.
    On another note, there is someone living across the street from a church I’m forced to go to who hangs Trans and LGBTQ+ flags outside their house. I couldn’t be more proud.

  • @spiced_blueberries153
    @spiced_blueberries153 Рік тому +2

    32:17 They forgot the part where they play on your computer for 5 hours

  • @remusjohnlupin8484
    @remusjohnlupin8484 2 роки тому +4

    16:12 they had history science and maths. Math was a subject that was optional in the form of arthimancy. Science was divided into potions(chemistry), transfiguration(physics) and herbology and magical creatures(biology). History was history of magic.

  • @Arctic204
    @Arctic204 2 роки тому +5

    0:01 I’m not a public speaker
    I get scared and nervous

  • @TheHyruleCollective
    @TheHyruleCollective Рік тому +3

    37:39 oh god they’ve figured it out, get the amnestics!

  • @foxcatdemon318
    @foxcatdemon318 Рік тому +4

    I cannot stop laughing at 19:12 because he did a Scottish accent and not no fake one either, it was a full Scottish accent

  • @reznovvazileski3193
    @reznovvazileski3193 2 роки тому +5

    Still standing water does actually go bad in a way that's why you should run the taps for 60 seconds after a long holiday. Legionella can be quite bad for you if it gets too much time to develop. That being said, it gets weird way before that lol I usually don't drink my water after a day of sitting out, shorter even on hot days where it becomes all warm and disgusting feeling in your mouth, while legionella doesn't become problematic until at least a week.

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 2 роки тому +23

    I am convinced the main reason Switch game cases are so big is to make them harder to steal. If Nintendo is trying to get full price for a 5 year old game, they better make sure that sucker doesnt fit in a jeans pocket.

    • @BlazingShadowSword
      @BlazingShadowSword 2 роки тому +7

      My dude, I can fit a dinner plate into some of my jeans pockets. I could transport all of the neccessary components for a functional Switch in home console mode except the TV, in my jeans pockets alone, and I've seen purses with enough storage space for the TV as well. They ain't stopping any adults from stealing the games. Now the children with their little toddler pockets, yeah they ain't stealing shit.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 роки тому +1

      It's for the manual and other booklets that comes with the games... Zoomers really have no idea how buying physical copies of games works huh.

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 2 роки тому +2

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla None of the switch games I've bought had manuals or booklets in the case. Also I'm 27.

    • @brothersandsistersofvalhalla
      @brothersandsistersofvalhalla 2 роки тому

      @@2MeterLP Did you buy them new or used?

    • @2MeterLP
      @2MeterLP 2 роки тому

      @@brothersandsistersofvalhalla new

  • @ashleywentzlaff2577
    @ashleywentzlaff2577 Рік тому +3

    18:12 "IT HAS GLITTAAAAAA" lol

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator Рік тому +3

    12:59
    It means that Trix smells like dead ants.

  • @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606
    @justsomejerseydevilwithint4606 2 роки тому +8

    40:30 Yeah, YOU MONSTER.
    I would genuinely consider not dating you anymore at that point.
    That's like shoving a chronic extrovert in Solitary Confinement for 2 days.

  • @CasperVanderlyle
    @CasperVanderlyle 2 роки тому +5

    Fun fact, the banana flavors in candy are flavored after a different type of banana that's gone now

  • @deadroses4385
    @deadroses4385 Рік тому +3

    32:00 so last time I took a flight it was on spirit and we arrived early by like 20 minutes and the pilot said "remember this next time you fly with us and we're late" and it still makes me giggle to this day

  • @Hadeopelago
    @Hadeopelago Рік тому +1

    8:24 its great that he added in the “absolute” here without it actually being written because he agrees so much with this

  • @lunalgaleo1991
    @lunalgaleo1991 2 роки тому +4

    2:40 You do realize how that could be construed as inappropriate, right? Crabs aren't only the sea animals.

  • @LavenderSystem69
    @LavenderSystem69 2 роки тому +5

    "shortcuts" in aviation basically amounts to flying direct instead of flying VOR to VOR

  • @pastelbeats91
    @pastelbeats91 24 дні тому

    51:08 the funniest thing about this is that the entire circled area contains BotW mistakes; keese wings, octorock eyeballs, and the silent princess flower are ALSO all mentioned

  • @titusfortunus2916
    @titusfortunus2916 Рік тому +1

    Millenials killed I hate my spouse humor and replaced it with something so much better because it's in the opposite direction: "I have no idea why my spouse DOESN'T hate me" humor.

  • @briennabradley
    @briennabradley 2 роки тому +12

    I think this is how Twitter should have always been.

    • @kyaksachan502
      @kyaksachan502 2 роки тому +1

      same, watching this video reminded of the relatively good times when seeing the occasional twitter post.
      Then it just became a nightmare

  • @junoiscool03
    @junoiscool03 2 роки тому +10

    1 hour video?, school night? And it's 3AM? I got time.

  • @tzisorey
    @tzisorey 2 роки тому +5

    "Empty tubes of wrapping paper..."
    Imma be honest, I don't think any of my rolls of wrapping paper have had a cardboard tube in the middle, for at least a couple decades now....

  • @e1._.r0se
    @e1._.r0se Рік тому +2

    @ 1:37 the banana flavor thing actually has a reason of why it’s not the banana flavor we know! The artificial flavoring of banana is based off of an extinct species of banana! I guess the bananas were still around when they first made the flavoring and they still use it too this day!

  • @GogiRegion
    @GogiRegion Місяць тому +1

    13:00 This isn’t as surprising as you may think. Oleic acid (which is the primary fatty acid in olive oil, but is in nearly all oils to some extent), is actually what ants use to identify the dead. If you look it up, the fifth ingredient down is “soybean and/or sunflower oil”. While neither of those are the highest in oleic acid (though some sunflower oil is primarily oleic), both have notable amounts. Basically, the Trix oxidizing will cause the ants to believe that it is a pile of dead ants, and therefore they want to make it into a graveyard.

  • @Sarahpurple12
    @Sarahpurple12 2 роки тому +5

    The fat people at the gym one made me feel a little better about myself - I'm not fat, but I am going to the gym to build muscle to help my joint hypermobility. I have a very obvious limp that becomes even more obvious any time that I do exercise. I feel kind of self-conscious about it but now I realize that no one will be judging me.

    • @ashleesmith580
      @ashleesmith580 Рік тому

      As a fellow gimp, I relate to this. And adding that to the fact that everyone who has ever gone to the gym is there to work on something they want to improve for themselves. Even the biggest body builders are there to work on themselves.

  • @Caliber918
    @Caliber918 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact: idk why people don’t know this, but Netflix still sends you DVDs in the mail if you pay extra for it, my family used that service all the time up until just a couple years ago

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 Рік тому +1

    As a man I can say whenever tying anything down I have never said “that’s not going anywhere”. I always push is slightly and say “….maybe?”

  • @Penguin-b5b
    @Penguin-b5b 2 роки тому +21

    This is honestly the most I have ever laughed at, my depressing days are far gone cuz of this 😂

  • @-themightymittens-
    @-themightymittens- Рік тому +4

    I unironically love some of the early 2000's designs. The translucent stuff is cool as hell.
    I was born in 2006 so I'm probably too young to have really experienced any of it the first time around LOL

  • @parkermccurdy1919
    @parkermccurdy1919 2 роки тому +4

    Jacks old dad voice screaming no is the best thing I've heard all day

  • @-ukball-
    @-ukball- Рік тому +2

    6:51 and $ex offending the purge: EVERYTHING IS LEGAL EXECPT THAT

  • @LASSOFAE
    @LASSOFAE Рік тому +1

    A meat potato is the best description for a guinea pig I have ever heard

  • @kirarichards-fernandez1915
    @kirarichards-fernandez1915 Рік тому +3

    time stamp: 53:12 *le gasp* "WHERE THE F*CK IS MY LAWER IT'S TIME TO SUE MY MOTHER!"

  • @boomdx2109
    @boomdx2109 2 роки тому +5

    5:50 FINALLY I GET TO TALK ABOUT THIS!! You see, you can’t fit in all the cover and back with the information with a case that tiny right? It’s impossible, that’s why they need to make the cases that big

    • @Amethiist143
      @Amethiist143 2 роки тому

      I never thought of that!

    • @Oturan20
      @Oturan20 Рік тому

      Other than being made of plastic, it's not to different from the boxes SNES and N64 games came in.

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 2 роки тому +24

    There should be playlists for the narrators. Sometimes I wanna binge certain narrated vids

    • @just-a-fnf-fan
      @just-a-fnf-fan 2 роки тому +2

      There,,,are, i think.

    • @Boredchinchilla
      @Boredchinchilla 2 роки тому +1

      Click on the (emkay) creator name and you can see a list of all videos. It also lists playlists by narrator or topic

    • @paddington1670
      @paddington1670 Рік тому

      I like the ones that are quick to move on, I dont need chit chat from the peanut gallery after every. single. clip.

  • @Totally-a-girl-and-not-mothman

    18:51 as someone who owns a guinea pig this is very accurate 😂 my Guinea pig is so spoiled and very loud if we get food for ourselves without giving him something too

  • @cementskies3933
    @cementskies3933 Рік тому +1

    2:35 can’t believe he skipped the rest of that amazing notification

  • @CaraVB
    @CaraVB Рік тому +1

    The cinnamon roll: If it came from Cinnabon, it might have been doughy in the center. Happens to me every time.

  • @bendeywendy8065
    @bendeywendy8065 Рік тому +1

    In the UK, Family Feud is called Family Fortunes, and my mum used to be one of the people they surveyed. She did it for 2 or 3 years. Cannot remember how it started though

  • @mr.agoshi1872
    @mr.agoshi1872 2 роки тому +4

    You can just call this r/Tumblr and I wouldn't bat an eye cause the submissions are too relatable

  • @antonvillalta9205
    @antonvillalta9205 Рік тому +3

    If someone let out a ton of blood from their mouth, I would honestly check on them, make sure they were going to be okay.

  • @chevybrlair3831
    @chevybrlair3831 Рік тому +1

    " dumb dumb give me gum gum" night of the museum is my favorite movie it's a close second to The Iron Giant " you stay I go" and you can forget about Transformers "one shall stand one shall fall"

  • @magisch3rjahrmarkt
    @magisch3rjahrmarkt 11 місяців тому +1

    No one will read this but I have to post it:
    The Rule at 38:55 is so smart even ChatGPT fails to recognize it.
    I asked it in several different ways, it always denys this rule is valid and tries to come up with examples, but all the examples just confirm the rule

  • @knight_x_slayer
    @knight_x_slayer Рік тому +3

    I actually had a similar story. I was arm wrestling my friend in the school cafeteria and his wrist popped so loudly everyone heard it.

  • @SofSof25
    @SofSof25 Рік тому +1

    At 20:58 use the popcorn button as an experiment as I did that and my popcorn turned out better than the instruction say cuz my microwave is too strong if I follow the instructions

  • @canaan5337
    @canaan5337 Рік тому

    “I’m cold”
    “Well, damn Jackie, I can’t control the weather”. Is from that 70’s show.

  • @CowKirbo
    @CowKirbo 2 роки тому +33

    If I die I want to die wearing a fursuit just to see the ghosts reactions.

    • @yight901
      @yight901 2 роки тому +1

      if i die before you, i am interested to see how this goes

    • @0gammag0
      @0gammag0 2 роки тому +5

      “WEREWOLVES EXIST! WE ARE DOOMED!”

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 2 роки тому +4

      this is kind of my plan

    • @toyotawitha20mm35
      @toyotawitha20mm35 2 роки тому +3

      I'd rather do anything than get in one...yikes.

    • @CowKirbo
      @CowKirbo 2 роки тому +2

      @@toyotawitha20mm35 I can understand that but it'd be hilarious and you can't say otherwise.

  • @Kyomara1337
    @Kyomara1337 2 роки тому +5

    Ah I see, editor Kenny is a man of culture.

  • @timothystander4892
    @timothystander4892 Місяць тому

    43 minutes in and the titanic one made me realize.
    Dying from drowning is essence throwing water into the wrong flesh bag.
    one bag knows how to use it to keep you alive and the other ceases to function leading to your demise

  • @acheronbutler
    @acheronbutler 7 місяців тому +1

    I wish I had listened to Emkay when an acquaintance convinced me to download ifunny... never again. That place is a cess pool.

  • @bearscarebeauty
    @bearscarebeauty 2 роки тому +5

    The "chosen one that's a 42 year old" is just "Everything Everywhere All at Once".

  • @masonwahl533
    @masonwahl533 Рік тому +3

    5:24... WAIT WHAT?! It doesn't mean that!?

    • @tulsipa7092
      @tulsipa7092 9 місяців тому

      WAIT WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

    • @masonwahl533
      @masonwahl533 9 місяців тому

      @@tulsipa7092 He went to the butchers... :(

  • @RLACDC2000
    @RLACDC2000 Рік тому +1

    59:17 it might've been Ash Wednesday, which is the first day of Lent where you get ash from old Palm Sunday leaves and it's put on your forehead in the sign of the cross

  • @_shybear_7374
    @_shybear_7374 Рік тому +1

    The hematite thing has always pissed me off, cuz I'm both a crystal lover and believe in their spiritual properties, but i also grew up with a father who was obsessed with stones and crystals and I've handled anything from peals to slabs of dinosaur bone and one of the first things I learned was
    HEMATITE IS FUCKING FRAGILE
    IT BRAKES WITH A STIFF BREEZE!
    I got a hematite ring ONCE and it broke while I was grabbing a doorknob!
    They don't "break with negative energy"
    They just fuggin break!

  • @brazenbull7694
    @brazenbull7694 10 місяців тому

    I love how West Wing used the “character get shot in the gut and hides it until later” cliche twice… in the same episode… within like 2 minutes of each other, and it is still and absolute work of art

  • @canaan5337
    @canaan5337 Рік тому

    The “I hate my wife jokes” don’t land anymore, because divorce fixes the problem of having a spouse you dislike.

  • @ChaseMoo18
    @ChaseMoo18 Рік тому +3

    I can relate with the guinea pig tweet at 18:52 because I have guinea pigs :DD

  • @Mossy_cobblestone_block
    @Mossy_cobblestone_block 3 місяці тому

    53:38 "Did you know Canes sauce is made of mayonnaise, ketchip, worst he's tor sauce, garlis, salt, and pepper?"

  • @Mythhunter-up3hz
    @Mythhunter-up3hz Рік тому +4

    15:32 hearing him laugh makes me smile

  • @frostbite5607
    @frostbite5607 Рік тому +1

    Fun fact, the reason that the ants piled the dead ants on the trix is because of instinct. When ants die, their bodies produce oleic acid. This smell let's the other ants know that an ant is dead, and needs to be moved so disease doesn't spread in the colony. The ants have an ant graveyard wher they put all the dead ants in the colony. Trix uses canola/sunflower oil, which has, you guessed it, oleic acid. The ants sensed the oleic acid in the trix and assumed that the smell was the graveyard, so they piled the other dead ants in the area.

  • @byrontheusurper6505
    @byrontheusurper6505 Рік тому +1

    I genuinely want my remains to be strapped to a giant firework rocket that contains hundreds of smaller firework rockets and scatters me into the stratosphere!

  • @dragonj2200
    @dragonj2200 2 роки тому +8

    Fun fact: no one has watched the full video yet

    • @zindox9945
      @zindox9945 2 роки тому +2

      i actually did with max speed

    • @Taiga_kai
      @Taiga_kai 2 роки тому +2

      Bet

    • @lsgmatt9817
      @lsgmatt9817 2 роки тому +1

      Hey guess what I did

    • @dragonj2200
      @dragonj2200 2 роки тому +3

      Jesus you are true emkay fans

    • @Taiga_kai
      @Taiga_kai 2 роки тому +2

      @@dragonj2200 thank you, but I assure you I am the leader of a mini Pig Colt

  • @arronjerden915
    @arronjerden915 5 місяців тому

    "Back in my day the internet use to come in the mail" horrible flashback to AOL CDs in the mail.

  • @Alien_Cultist
    @Alien_Cultist Рік тому

    Fun fact! Scar's name before he got the scar was Taka, a common word for garbage in Swahili. He willingly took the name "Scar" because he got it trying to ruin his brother's chance to be king. It was to remind him of that mistake.
    This was changed in "The Lion Guard" but I prefer the original one.

  • @canaan5337
    @canaan5337 Рік тому +1

    How is it canon they just poop in the corner and Magic it away? They have bathrooms with stalls, the ghost moaning Myrtle was killed when she looked into the eye of the basilisk as she was exiting a bathroom stall.

  • @JonS554
    @JonS554 Місяць тому

    You were right Robin. I went to Target the other day and saw clear Beats Studio Buds+. Y2K aesthetic is coming back and I’m all for it