Cultist Simulator Review

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @MandaloreGaming
    @MandaloreGaming  6 років тому +736

    Cultist Simulator on GOG - gog.la/CultSim
    THE LIST - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_K3ziSxT9zcUUGCddS4sF1uNJTWHSbOwB1CQX2Rx4Uo
    Expeditions are now fixed to be less grindy, there are new game+ boss enemies, purposes to new multiple headquarters, and a lot more added free stuff since the video.

    • @lhei_tayuun
      @lhei_tayuun 6 років тому +5

      Is this a new Mandalore video *and* a new Shammy video on the same day? Lawd have mercy.

    • @IEatDogShit
      @IEatDogShit 6 років тому +3

      Good bideo

    • @williehawaii9967
      @williehawaii9967 6 років тому +10

      Seth if you need help blink twice

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 6 років тому +2

      Winter is coming, how bout something different? Like Boiling Point (still not on Steam, duh). Or go with winter theme in Cryostasis.
      Also - why did you dropped Brigade E5?

    • @MajesticsTwelve
      @MajesticsTwelve 6 років тому +1

      Mandy I just cooked up the Mandy Subreddit www.reddit.com/r/MandyGaming/

  • @Jachra
    @Jachra Рік тому +466

    You can tell a lot about a man by how he organizes his Cultist Simulator board

  • @TsunTzu
    @TsunTzu 6 років тому +3898

    "There are so many great things about running a cult."
    - MandaloreGaming, 2018

    • @lovelyhomeboy2782
      @lovelyhomeboy2782 4 роки тому +9

      Yes

    • @StrikeWarlock
      @StrikeWarlock 4 роки тому +44

      Sseth: Let's just say I'm not good at running cults
      Meanwhile, Mandy:

    • @J0hnHenrySNEEDen
      @J0hnHenrySNEEDen 4 роки тому +17

      YES YES YES YES YES YES
      YES YES YES YES
      YES YES YES YES
      YES YES YES YES
      YES YES YES YES YES

    • @Brody5055
      @Brody5055 3 роки тому +2

      Lol yes

  • @HCSR2
    @HCSR2 5 років тому +1108

    I got stuck in a loop of constantly trying to sleep away the overwhelming dread, just when I was finally getting over it restlessness would take hold and it would be dread again, back to sleeping it off only to get restless and everything dreadful again.
    So just like real life.

    • @xilon56
      @xilon56 4 роки тому +77

      And just like in real life, the solution to all your ills are hookers and blow.

    • @maganashaker167
      @maganashaker167 4 роки тому +55

      Try and get more visions so they can soak up dread instead

    • @ToraoTakabe
      @ToraoTakabe 4 роки тому +74

      You can consume restlessnenes by painting, promoting followers or doing rituals.

    • @Silas_MN
      @Silas_MN 4 роки тому +52

      Sounds like you need a hobby, I hear painting is nice, especially if you have the right... paints

    • @Grigeral
      @Grigeral 3 роки тому +38

      @@Silas_MN yeah, but then you don't have enough time for your painting hobby, because your bastard of a boss expects you to work 18 hours a day.

  • @cabal_2
    @cabal_2 6 років тому +827

    Hot tip: If you click on the empty space where you can put in a card into a verb to do an action, it will highlight cards that can be used for that specific action

    • @old_scaly
      @old_scaly Рік тому +32

      This four-year-old comment just made my life so much easier

    • @Wes-Tyler
      @Wes-Tyler Рік тому +7

      You can also do the opposite

  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 5 років тому +1525

    "A brick is a guest key anywhere."
    Words to live by.

  • @Red0543
    @Red0543 4 роки тому +1150

    “The Wood grows around the walls of the Mansus. As any student of the Histories knows, the Mansus has no walls.”

    • @punishedmeat4979
      @punishedmeat4979 2 роки тому +62

      I love Christopher Illopoly

    • @echoesman3439
      @echoesman3439 2 роки тому +33

      -Christopher Illopoly, _Wandering at Night Vol. 1_

    • @TheGallantDrake
      @TheGallantDrake 2 роки тому +35

      Christopher... the Bureau shouldn’t have done what it did to you.

  • @miguelantoniodino7609
    @miguelantoniodino7609 6 років тому +682

    As an early player of Cultist Simulator, you have no idea what a godsend it is that the cards now sorta snap to a grid. You used to have to arrange them manually and if they were just slightly too close to one another your whole organized grid would move and get messed up. Or if a verb finished ticking down and you just auto loot the rewards, they might hide under other cards or push them away.

    • @Entertainment7754-f2h
      @Entertainment7754-f2h 4 місяці тому +2

      Hey, are you still playing this game?

    • @with40225
      @with40225 4 місяці тому

      ​@@Entertainment7754-f2h i am miguel's prison husband and can confirm he hasn't played Cultist Simulator in well over four years (he was incarcerated for involvement in human trafficking and possession of schedule II narcotics)

  • @rank10ygo
    @rank10ygo 6 років тому +2362

    Oh so it's just like Duel Monsters

    • @MandaloreGaming
      @MandaloreGaming  6 років тому +707

      The only Yugioh video game I ever played was something with Roses in the title but it was nothing like the card game and I wanted to die.

    • @jameschance8296
      @jameschance8296 6 років тому +281

      @@MandaloreGaming Boy you better not be talking shit about Duelists of the Roses

    • @slayersentry
      @slayersentry 6 років тому +38

      love the YGOTAS reference :b

    • @t850terminator
      @t850terminator 6 років тому +6

      ITS TIME TO

    • @DemienC.
      @DemienC. 6 років тому +7

      Right answer is: It's Nothing Like Duel monsters !!!

  • @metallicus3094
    @metallicus3094 6 років тому +556

    The fucking music from the live action scooby doo movie at 11:47 made me have to pause the video I was laughing so hard

    • @kyran1681
      @kyran1681 6 років тому +38

      i thought i was the only one who recognized it lmao

    • @verververververver
      @verververververver 6 років тому +36

      SPOOKY ISLANDD

    • @peppermillers8361
      @peppermillers8361 6 років тому +5

      wait, which track is it?

    • @alexdilley987
      @alexdilley987 6 років тому +21

      It's bar none the best joke he's every done, second only to strategic Gachi emplacements.

    • @tygergray6750
      @tygergray6750 6 років тому +1

      Thank you, I don't feel so bad for noticing it now

  • @greybayles7955
    @greybayles7955 5 років тому +2127

    "Theres a bird and worm option in the menu. It lets you choose between bird and worm. Self explanatory."

    • @mickethegoblin7167
      @mickethegoblin7167 4 роки тому +23

      What do they do?

    • @Trickyboy1337
      @Trickyboy1337 4 роки тому +306

      @@mickethegoblin7167 okay so I went down the rabbit hole about this a few months ago and don't remember much... I don't know if it affects anything in game, but the bird and worm thing was an ARG(basically a kind of secret mystery puzzle solving clue seeking event), people dug through the game code or something or other i forget but they ended up solving a riddle or something i forget...
      Mainly, I think It ended up leading to a series of emails which sent you riddles which you solved which eventually led to other emails and riddles? The email addresses changed slightly and the messages they sent you changed slightly based on if you started th ARG as the bird or the worm. The "bird" and "worm" themselves seemed to be different... philosophies? Ideologies? Sects/organizations/cults? The cryptic messages were kind of forwarding their viewpoints of the mystical otherworld you interact with in the game, their opinions of what it means or what to do. It made for a neat read, and if you're really interested I could pretty easily find what I think was a blog post that played the historian, cataloging and explaining every step of the ARG from both bird and worm perspectives in a well organized manner.

    • @mickethegoblin7167
      @mickethegoblin7167 4 роки тому +30

      @@Trickyboy1337 that sounds pretty interesting

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 роки тому +94

      @@Trickyboy1337 If it refers to the worms in the game, it's a sort of curse/creatures. Spoilers ahead, if you want to play the game I suggest not reading it.
      Ok so in the Mansus (the place your character goes when he dreams, it's like Olympia but for eldritch gods, althought it might not have always been this way), there is a place called the worm museum. In it you find killed worms, emprisonned here so they can not cause harm to the Hours (the gods/aspect of the gods). Not much is said other than the 3 Worm Wars which they apparently caused (the devs confirmed that fact that those use the same initials as World War is intentionnal).
      But when you send your cult to explore some late game sanctuaries, you have a risk that one of your companion will be infected by a worm. From what I remember, the worm eats away the victim, body and mind, transforming it into a pile of papery-ash (but is also implied to influence humans despite not doing it here?), nothing remains other than that.
      I haven't find anything else about them, but I have found other stories which says that the events happening in the Mansus echoes in the real world in an altered form (or the other way around).
      So my theory is that the Worms were one of the many powers trying to take controm of the Mansus, or to destroy humanity, and to achieve this goal they went at war with the Hours. The Worm-Museum was created to store away worms that were defeated, it is guarded by the Colonnel (an hour of the edge aspect, he's an old roman centurion who became an hour by conquering the Mansus from the Gods-who-were-Stone for the Gods-who-were-flesh).
      Those events should reflect into the world as WW1 and WW2, but the game happens in the 1800s. So either they didn't happen, either they happened in the precedent "version" of the world (yes they are more than one version, one happening after the precedent one ended).
      The rabbit hole goes much deeper, but I already spent too much time writing on my phone, I got things to do boys, so I suggest you check out the rest of the lore by yourself, it's all in the game.

    • @acehughj4527
      @acehughj4527 3 роки тому +26

      @@Sir_Bucket the severing of the seven coiled happened around the same era as when large scale wars were first created, some time after the flint was shattered by the forge and the egg unhatched (ignorance) became replaced by the radiant glory of the sun (Human knowledge, splendour) and the watchman who inherited the egg
      .
      These worms are after the events of the usurpation of the God from stone.
      They feed on the corpses of dead... Gods. Gods from 'nowhere', the opposite of the glory.
      The largest feeding ground of the current worms however are ironically the lord of the glory, formerly anyway, the sun in splendour who was intercalate following the war between the flaming princes, the sisterhood and.. one other faction I can't currently recall. The grail loved the sun as did the forge, but both ended up fearing their unity with it for the danger that is the crime of the sky.
      And now... the breeding of the worms in the sun's corpse is primed for a war unprecedented, a 3rd worm war which might erase the fifth history entirely and cause a new one to begin

  • @assaultspoon4925
    @assaultspoon4925 6 років тому +8721

    You ever notice how Mandalore is never seen in the same room as everyone's favorite African Warlord?

    • @goldcreeper7376
      @goldcreeper7376 6 років тому +765

      He's indian now

    • @Sairex666
      @Sairex666 6 років тому +918

      Hey, hey, people!

    • @kasus123
      @kasus123 6 років тому +289

      Are they perhaps brothers or twins? Or the same person?

    • @112523
      @112523 6 років тому +339

      they also happen to upload on different dates

    • @cocoman11111
      @cocoman11111 6 років тому +85

      Kony for president 2020

  • @MrDrCthulhu
    @MrDrCthulhu 6 років тому +195

    I remember buying this game on release, sitting enraptured at it for around 6 or 8 hours straight, hitting a brick wall, going into a mad frenzy, and then never touching it again for many months.
    I think it's time to revisit it. Thank you so much for the review!

  • @bismuthcrystal9658
    @bismuthcrystal9658 6 років тому +769

    Lovecraft was more "tell, because showing is impossible; you would not comprehend the impossible forms", I'd say.

    • @user-ux4gu2lh8c
      @user-ux4gu2lh8c 4 роки тому +46

      So just a more cumbersome and long winded version of what mandalore said?

    • @wilsthelimit
      @wilsthelimit 4 роки тому +2

      Bismuth Crystal It goes well with the story, you go a bit mad just wondering what they look like

    • @DrunkenCoward1
      @DrunkenCoward1 4 роки тому +59

      I'd argue he does so far as to not tell at all.
      He does show. Just not the beings. But the reactions of the people that SEE the undescribable things.

    • @SC-ce3vp
      @SC-ce3vp 4 роки тому +16

      @@DrunkenCoward1 that's a fancy way of saying telling

    • @shaddykack
      @shaddykack 4 роки тому

      Kyle Whitehead that’s pretty damned good-strong. I’m gonna have to read A Colour From Space now.

  • @Arkangel630
    @Arkangel630 6 років тому +468

    This game suffers the same issue that Sunless Sea has, once you figure out what you need to do its just a matter of grinding to get it.

    • @-obviatethetruth-474
      @-obviatethetruth-474 6 років тому +102

      Yeah, by the end, I had all of the optimal RNG spots for giving stats and treasure memorized.
      With that, I brute-forced my way through the game and its dlc. I have little memory of the cool as hell writing. Instead, I know where and how to get more goddamn pearls and some mysterious god's attention.

    • @Waggabagaboo
      @Waggabagaboo 6 років тому +74

      You finish the game 2 or 3 times and have a good time, read some of the text, and chill. It's not a replayability type game. I enjoyed reading the dancer DLC stuff and honestly wanted to keep finding out more as I went, even though I can't really lose the game much anymore.

    • @dramalexi
      @dramalexi 4 роки тому +32

      Exactly. My playthrough is located at about 50 hours and I didn't die even once. And it's just a matter of time until I finish this game. The only thing I have to do is to repeat all the processes over and over again. Honestly this game became so boring that I already forgot how much fun it was at the beginning.
      I would not recommend this game :(

    • @GVilleAnarcho
      @GVilleAnarcho 4 роки тому +60

      @@dramalexi How in the hell could you possibly get 50 hours in on your first run?

    • @volition1312
      @volition1312 Рік тому +1

      @@GVilleAnarcho i got 25 hours on my first run in which i was able to get a proper ending but lord was the grind absurdly frustrating

  • @DrowNemdas
    @DrowNemdas 6 років тому +1211

    "Just don't read that one book"
    *Shows the book "Funny Cat Names"*
    And how.

    • @punishedredruby
      @punishedredruby 6 років тому +32

      And I can't find it anywhere. Is it even real

    • @sean-op2wf
      @sean-op2wf 6 років тому +160

      The father was the one to name the cat and since the cat was alleged to be fairly old he didn't want toconfuse the poor thing and simply kept the name. (I know I'm a party pooper, in other news commercial jetpacks still ain't a thing)

    • @DrowNemdas
      @DrowNemdas 6 років тому +16

      @@sean-op2wf its a cat tho, they dont know they have names.

    • @sean-op2wf
      @sean-op2wf 6 років тому +95

      @@DrowNemdas
      How do you know their not pretending to not know their names?
      Underestimating is the first mistake.

    • @wazzu4488
      @wazzu4488 5 років тому +5

      Scientific studies disagree.

  • @celebalert5616
    @celebalert5616 6 років тому +638

    That scooby doo movie ritual music omggg

    • @meris8486
      @meris8486 6 років тому +30

      Glad I'm not the only one who watched terrible movies as a kid :D

    • @scerpalman
      @scerpalman 6 років тому +7

      I went to see that Scooby Doo film as a kid, and in the trailers beforehand someone thought it'd be a good idea to show the 8 legged freaks trailer. I know now it's a kinda joke horror, but little kid me (and every other kid in the theatre) shat their pants

    • @celebalert5616
      @celebalert5616 6 років тому +31

      Meris what the heck do you mean by terrible movies? That movie owns hard and the sequel also owns hard

    • @drakor98
      @drakor98 6 років тому +1

      Y e s

    • @Sterski1
      @Sterski1 4 роки тому

      @@meris8486 That movie was a masterpiece, you shush

  • @NoriMori1992
    @NoriMori1992 5 років тому +234

    11:35 "Where's the cursed object?"
    [uses Limbo of the Lost]
    Beautiful [sheds a tear]

    • @evanmurphy9965
      @evanmurphy9965 2 роки тому +14

      The scooby doo music on top of it made it.

    • @Astra7525
      @Astra7525 2 роки тому +1

      @@evanmurphy9965 Is that what that is?

    • @evanmurphy9965
      @evanmurphy9965 2 роки тому +5

      @@Astra7525 yup, chant from a Scooby-Doo movie

    • @explodingtomahawks7589
      @explodingtomahawks7589 Рік тому +1

      THANK YOU FOR SOLVING THE MYSTERY FOR ME.

  • @knowmercysgrandadventuresr3688
    @knowmercysgrandadventuresr3688 6 років тому +114

    "no one knew how to play pokemon, just collected and traded them" so true

  • @MrJears
    @MrJears 6 років тому +2585

    "I need a pentagram"
    *Draws a star of David
    "Nailed it!"
    That one had me laughing. Almost didn't realize you used the wrong star.

    • @baitposter
      @baitposter 5 років тому +46

      hexagram's close enough, right?

    • @MaXF25
      @MaXF25 4 роки тому +82

      Actually Hexagrams were used in rituals. You can find them in the Ars Goetia for example.

    • @edgarsantos3034
      @edgarsantos3034 4 роки тому +44

      He wasn't wrong...

    • @lemon1954
      @lemon1954 4 роки тому +192

      They’re both signs of great evil.

    • @sebastienvondoom8615
      @sebastienvondoom8615 4 роки тому +107

      @@lemon1954 Ah, casual antisemitism

  • @zellarcher
    @zellarcher 6 років тому +202

    "I've never summoned a demon before" Ahhhh I get to see Mandalore summon his first demon. They grow up so fast. :')

  • @brendanmerkel4857
    @brendanmerkel4857 6 років тому +28

    If you're interested in another card game about the occult with a great art style and atmosphere, I would recommend underhand. Its a free mobile game, so it's obviously far smaller than this game, but I think it's still pretty great for what it is

  • @TheSpectreSeeker
    @TheSpectreSeeker 6 років тому +524

    First Shammy now you? Today is blessed. Also thanks for reviewing this cause I feel the same about card games and have been on the fence for this one

    • @BenersantheBread
      @BenersantheBread 6 років тому +6

      Truly we live in the best timeline

    • @andrewzvara6102
      @andrewzvara6102 6 років тому +18

      Wwait wait did you say shammy? Literally last night i thought "i wonder if the cartoon owl uploaded anything "

    • @Waggabagaboo
      @Waggabagaboo 6 років тому

      Its not really a card more like some weird crafting thing

    • @HYDRAdude
      @HYDRAdude 6 років тому +5

      Comparing Mandalore to that garbage furfag is an insult.

    • @ididgt4259
      @ididgt4259 6 років тому +8

      @@HYDRAdude Don't watch Shammy a lot. Is this a meme?

  • @purpleisthesneakiest
    @purpleisthesneakiest 5 місяців тому +8

    Five years later, having dived into both Cultist Simulator and Book of Hours, I FINALLY know what the Bird and Worm slider means!
    So basically, there is the Mansus and the Histories. The Mansus is sort of like a Dreamlands, though it'd probably be better described as Plato's conception of Reality (as described in the Allegory of the cave), with the Wake and Histories (or various waking worlds) being its shadows, which humanity dwells within _mostly_ blindly. The Mansus is also the House of the Sun. Above the Mansus, there is the Glory - which is Eternity and the font of Reason. The Mansus is governed by the Hours, which govern the fundament of reality, though they themselves are beholden to some laws as well. All things naturally reach an ending - whether it become eternal by ascending to the Glory, to pass on and be written into History, or to be forgotten and fall into Nowhere.
    In Transmundane society, there are two general sentiments to this whole shebang. There are the Birds - who are in favor of Eternity and the structured rule of the Hours - and the Worms - who are in favor of History, human dominance, and the downfall of the Hours.
    It's noted by some rather opinionated scholars that it's hard not to be a Bird when one has become a Long (as the ambitious and respectable usually become), as living forever makes one predisposed to the supremacy of Eternity. Also, it's kind of in the name - Birds do eat Worms, after all. Still, one of the most prominent transmundane scholars I've seen in my studies - Julian Cosely - is a Worm, so it's not exactly a dead movement.

    • @purpleisthesneakiest
      @purpleisthesneakiest 5 місяців тому +4

      Oh, and I would also dispute the two Secret Histories games being Lovecraftian at all. Cultist Simulator APPEARS to be at first, but once you begin to comprehend what you're reading, you realize that it's almost diametrically opposed to the themes of Lovecraft's works! Which is a bit fitting, considering that you aren't some mundane rube with no knowledge of the occult, but a full-on eldritch scholar.

  • @AldiePezeh
    @AldiePezeh 6 років тому +1070

    "Thanks to the many members of the merchant guild."
    Oh wait, wrong youtuber... Or is it....

    • @assaultspoon4925
      @assaultspoon4925 6 років тому +45

      🎵Hava Nagila🎵

    • @Tagis672
      @Tagis672 6 років тому +2

      @@Sinekyre14 cringe

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust 4 роки тому +3

      Vsauce here!
      Today we look at the inner workings of an African Warlord's mine to sovle the question that has bogged youtube for at least 15 months:
      Is Mando really Sseth?
      And if so, what does that mean?

  • @moonoracle115
    @moonoracle115 6 років тому +22

    This reminds me of an app I like known as Underhand. Same premise really, though very simplistic. Use resource cards to do actions that will ultimately help guide you, if you manage your cards and such, to summoning an Eldritch Beast.

  • @LogicalMan6
    @LogicalMan6 6 років тому +45

    11:42 that freakin' music from scooby doo made me lose it
    Thanks MG, you already had me interested in going back to give this game another chance and you just made my day.

  • @trapatron2217
    @trapatron2217 6 років тому +23

    I love how the minimalist portrayal seemed to allow the devs to go all out on the mechanics and structure of the game.

  • @JBrander
    @JBrander 6 років тому +1995

    Hey hey, people. Mandalore here.

    • @vantuz8264
      @vantuz8264 6 років тому +17

      He has to use this once just for lulz.

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 6 років тому +6

      @Helios Sphere 🙄

    • @JBrander
      @JBrander 6 років тому +64

      @Helios Sphere damn dude :)) why so triggered? I just typed in a simple joke but here you are slapping in those NPC memes. Is this your life? Getting angry at mandalore jokes over the internet? Loser 😂

    • @hinope4005
      @hinope4005 6 років тому +36

      @Helios Sphere I always found the NPC meme ironic. Like the point is you're an NPC if you can't think for yourself, but by using the NPC meme aren't you not thinking for yourself? Isn't that the point of memes is that they get reused and are uncreative.

    • @vennrentus7539
      @vennrentus7539 6 років тому +24

      @Helios Sphere You poorly used the NPC meme here. An NPC is someone who can't form an individual thought as to why they are supporting/protesting something. What OC said here is just a mandalore meme. Nothing political. Only a joke. An overly used joke at best. If anything, you are the one who can't think for yourself for labeling someone as NPC when there is even no argument to begin with.

  • @tosh.3081
    @tosh.3081 6 років тому +27

    I really loved this game, the music and the elevating sense of despair really has you clicking around like a crazed cultist. I was expecting something slow from this game, but god damn does it get frantic real fast

  • @banzubie
    @banzubie 6 років тому +579

    So when will the cult of Mandalore begin?

    • @elijahaitaok8624
      @elijahaitaok8624 6 років тому +72

      When you get the invitation

    • @aduffyguy
      @aduffyguy 6 років тому +57

      It started a long time ago in a galaxy far away....

    • @goldcreeper7376
      @goldcreeper7376 6 років тому +96

      Try to contact the merchant guild, maybe you'll find the way

    • @sernoddicusthegallant6986
      @sernoddicusthegallant6986 6 років тому +59

      you will never hear about the mandalore cult...
      BECAUSE *IT'S QUIET*

    • @williehawaii9967
      @williehawaii9967 6 років тому +19

      When he goes off his meds again

  • @AleK0451
    @AleK0451 6 років тому +67

    i knew mandalore would find a way to use that home alone scream despite there being no electricity in this game

  • @steviebea
    @steviebea 2 роки тому +56

    “a brick is a guest key anywhere” is an ICONIC line

  • @johnathonhaney8291
    @johnathonhaney8291 6 років тому +28

    Failbetter Games is quietly becoming one of my favorite indie game developers. They lean heavy on narrative and reading but they have such a unique take on Lovecraftian concepts (probably because they draw heavy from the things that inspired Lovecraft himself). I hope Sunless Skies proves to be just as bracing a game as this one looks to be.

  • @bavonyffels4750
    @bavonyffels4750 5 років тому +21

    Aaaaaaahh...
    The King in Yellow. A classic, shaped into perfection

    • @Hytegia
      @Hytegia 5 років тому +6

      Just don't read the second half of the play or that one book of Cat Names

  • @Silas_MN
    @Silas_MN 4 роки тому +12

    I put an insane amount of hours into this game after watching your review of it a while back. Really great stuff!

  • @olafmakferson3476
    @olafmakferson3476 6 років тому +126

    A Pathologic music in the end credits? Yessss...

    • @gestaltengine6369
      @gestaltengine6369 6 років тому +18

      The true walking simulator...

    • @Haccoude
      @Haccoude 6 років тому +2

      Someone else noticed it. Really fits the tone of Cultist Simulator.

    • @LimakPan
      @LimakPan 6 років тому +5

      Is it though? You're constantly trying to hunt and scavenge houses while planning out optimal routes. It's the most untrue walking simulator, since it involves copious amounts of walking, but is at the end of the day, an actual game.

  • @jimnor8817
    @jimnor8817 6 років тому +584

    i guess sseth remembered to take his medication this time

  • @gofinsgo13
    @gofinsgo13 6 років тому +57

    I like to fall asleep to your videos every night. Not because you are boring, but your calming approach to a video game review I found really relaxing.

  • @GmodPlusWoW
    @GmodPlusWoW 2 місяці тому +2

    If any of y'alls are looking for more Secret Histories fun, Book of Hours is pretty neat. Though it's a slower, more chill experience about restoring the occult library of Hush House, cataloguing all the occult books, and growing as a person. Also, the House of Light expansion is set to drop on the 26th of September, while is meant to offer additional paths to victory beyond the Journal pathways.

  • @kimarous
    @kimarous 5 років тому +36

    There was mild rage with my second character. My poor first character really, REALLY needed to learn or get a translator for Latin, but never did before his cultists all died in a foolish expedition, leading to depression. Next character, the surgeon? Learns Latin almost immediately and has never had a change to use it. GAH!

  • @ProductionsJazzhands
    @ProductionsJazzhands 3 роки тому +6

    Having an absolute blast playing this, but revisiting this video for a little insight (no joke about no tutorial) and now I'm jealous at just how damn good Mandalore is at arranging the cards.

  • @Zigtyr
    @Zigtyr 5 років тому +66

    Wasn't this game called Star Citizen at one point?

  • @stproducciones9140
    @stproducciones9140 Рік тому +4

    that sacrificial chant from the Scooby Doo movie is ingrained in my brain. i can almost see Melvin Doo and Fred doing the electric slide

    • @bruhbbawallace
      @bruhbbawallace Рік тому

      that part of the video instantly unlocked some of my oldest memories

  • @ProbablyJamesVictor
    @ProbablyJamesVictor 4 роки тому +13

    "Need to draw a pentagram"
    *Draws star of David*
    "Yeah that'll work" xD

  • @wrangler6922
    @wrangler6922 6 років тому +8

    I'm always hyped for one of your vids. Thanks dude.

  • @Fritz_Foyer
    @Fritz_Foyer 2 роки тому +6

    While King in yellow seems to be a big inspiration, i also get a lot of Quest of Unknown Kadath vibes from this story

  • @monnd
    @monnd 6 років тому +1

    I just found your channel a few days ago, i binged pretty much all of your videos, great work dude!

  • @Kevbo2040
    @Kevbo2040 3 роки тому +39

    Kennedy is an amazing writer who comes up with brilliant ideas, settings, and stories...and without fail, he puts that brilliance and all that effort into games that, without fail, are absolutely atrocious in terms of gameplay, grinding and just slogging through nonsense to get to the gold. And I say this as someone who absolutely *loves* Sunless Sea.

  • @TheDrLeviathan
    @TheDrLeviathan 6 років тому +4

    My first time through the Rats in the Walls was on my very old PC that ran windows 98. The year was 2002. I'd managed to find a download for the story, and opened it in word, and started reading. It was really cool, and then the cat showed up.
    I taught myself how to use find and replace, that day. Pete the Cat is a better name, I feel.

  • @teldrah
    @teldrah 2 місяці тому +3

    This game is not for everyone. Most will probably find it boring, but that's ok.
    If you like reading, immersion, the occult and the general tone and atmosphere of the Lovecraft universe, this could be for you, provided you have the patience to stare at a screen where sometimes nothing interesting happens for several minutes on end.
    I really haven't played anything like it and often think about this game. It can be slow and frustrating at times, but oh boy, the atmosphere is something that will stay with you for a long time, if you let it happen.

  • @KeithBallardA
    @KeithBallardA 6 років тому +67

    Oh I hear you Pathologic Cathedral Square music.

    • @subprogram32
      @subprogram32 6 років тому +4

      It's perfect cos the in-out phasing of the track makes it feel like the next video's game is literally breathing down your neck.

    • @sidharthk8565
      @sidharthk8565 6 років тому +3

      Thank you for playing through that game completely, so that I don't have to. So grateful :)

  • @theMansalad
    @theMansalad 5 років тому +11

    "I'll just draw a pentagram" *Draws star of david*

  • @Waitwhat469
    @Waitwhat469 5 років тому +2

    Great review, I sunk so many hours/days into this myself, and still never saw some of the events you showed. What a great game.

  • @adaephon
    @adaephon 5 років тому +7

    Huge thanks for doing this video, this is exactly the kind of game I've been craving lately!
    NTM that saying "lead writer of Sunless Sea" is a way to immediately separate me from my money.

  • @wehberg4885
    @wehberg4885 6 років тому +77

    3:22 Detective Kreal, eh? That name seems familiar somehow...

  • @HighCommand1
    @HighCommand1 6 років тому +140

    Ross would approve

    • @TheXell
      @TheXell 6 років тому +22

      Yeah, fits right into the mould of his tastes.

    • @derringer1072
      @derringer1072 6 років тому +23

      iirc, he did say he would love to play a cultist simulator game.

    • @jamesgrose510
      @jamesgrose510 6 років тому +12

      Yeah, he played Super Cult Tycoon some time ago, but it was too simplistic. Maybe this'd scratch that itch for him.

  • @NuttersTheTree
    @NuttersTheTree 6 років тому +2

    thanks for this one, i was looking at picking this up a while ago when i found out sunless skies was still in alpha. i love the direction the people behind sunless sea take with their games

  • @rustyshackle8000
    @rustyshackle8000 5 років тому +8

    I just now caught his King of the Hill reference. You thought you could sneak John Redcorn by me, Mandalore? Jokes on you, King of the Hill is practically my religion!

    • @toakovika
      @toakovika 4 роки тому

      Christopher Byrd that boy ain’t right..

  • @stevensmileyprod
    @stevensmileyprod 6 років тому +1

    Thank you for making this video dude. I've been interested in trying this game but haven't pulled the trigger in buying it.

  • @freek2004
    @freek2004 2 роки тому +3

    This reminds me a lot of a mobile game called Underhand. It’s a much simpler card game with a very similar premise, you’re a cult leader trying to manage resources with the ultimate goal of summoning a dark god.

  • @Tikbal
    @Tikbal 6 років тому +20

    "Now i need to draw a pentagram, nailed it" XD

  • @andrejspecht8217
    @andrejspecht8217 4 роки тому +7

    0:33 Yugi: "That's Russian Vodka you're pouring, that's 90% alcohol."
    Me: "Что?"

  • @tzeneth
    @tzeneth 6 років тому +5

    I find it illuminating someone enjoyed this where I didn't. I never realized dialogue changed because the early game became such a grind for me to make sure everything is setup for later. I ended up in a cycle of getting enough money and everything at the very beginning that I put off the cult stuff until I'd developed my stats, developed a very large reserve, examined every book you can get without doing expeditions, and recruited every follower. It was interesting for a while but the setup for the grind of the late game made me stop caring about the lore because I was doing the same things in long cycles. Even the exploration cards weren't that interesting once I had 3 summons and just used followers to top off what was needed. Throw on the constant need to pause to exploit the timer trick (cards in a verb have their timer paused) and you get something that feels like more work than a game but I'm glad you've enjoyed it.

  • @kamilromanek8614
    @kamilromanek8614 6 років тому +8

    I don’t care about the contents I am just happy we have you mandy

  • @im_the_ark
    @im_the_ark 3 роки тому +1

    After all great time I spent in this game because of you. I just want to thank you about this. I manage to achieve great victory only twice. But the feelings that you get even with standard one is awesome. When i first install it, i been sucked inside for 14 hours straight. Thank you man, games that you show us are simply beautiful!

  • @svijj_
    @svijj_ 4 роки тому +55

    Ever since Goat Simulator came out, I never could take a game with "simulator" in the title seriously

  • @ReginoGuendolinoXIII
    @ReginoGuendolinoXIII 6 років тому

    An upload from you, shammy and the pst podcast on the same day?!
    You guys are making me so happy right now! :D

  • @PewPewPlasmagun
    @PewPewPlasmagun 6 років тому +34

    Such dreams as you mention are the dreams of pristine madness. Do you know who else sleeps an unholy sleep? Dead Cthulhu, that's who.
    CTHULHU FHTAGN! IÄ CTHULHU!
    Phnglui mglnaf cthulhu rlyeh wganagl fhtagn...

  • @symbiotesoda1148
    @symbiotesoda1148 3 роки тому +2

    “Oh no” seems to be the embodiment of this game.

  • @thanxg2h439
    @thanxg2h439 6 років тому +10

    Watching this video reminds me of
    Underhand due to its similar concept

  • @platysaur874
    @platysaur874 6 років тому

    I look forward to your videos every month. Thanks for another great one!

  • @marioolguin8031
    @marioolguin8031 6 років тому +230

    huh, i thought you were an indian brand now.

  • @jobe554
    @jobe554 6 років тому

    I'm so happy that you've covered, I really like your videos man.

  • @sjlacayo
    @sjlacayo 6 років тому +6

    A Shammy AND Lord Mandalore video?!?! Is it christmas already?!

  • @A_Simple_Neurose
    @A_Simple_Neurose 6 років тому

    New mic? The audio quality seems much better than before.Great video! Thanks for showcasing this!

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart2720 6 років тому +6

    Psst btw, 2 tips to make the game easier.
    Pause by pressing space immediately after opening up any verb, just make it reflex.
    Click on empty card slots to highlight every card on the board that can go there. Click on specific aspects on cards to learn how they work and what they might be used for.
    Super secret message...did you get the books signed by their author? I've tried but died on that run before I could summon her.

    • @Stjimf
      @Stjimf 6 років тому +1

      Haha, Teresa can sign her own books?

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 6 років тому

      @@Stjimf Yep, that's why they look slightly different. There's 3 of them.

    • @futonrevolution7671
      @futonrevolution7671 6 років тому +1

      How much can you do, while paused? If you can't squint and move the camera around to figure out which cards were being highlighted, while that slot is selected, that would be a dealbreaker for me.

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 6 років тому +3

      @@futonrevolution7671 Everything except the timers function while paused. You can even pause the moment a verb is done and then do something with the cards, like dread or notoriety, before another verb sucks them up.

    • @cinderheart2720
      @cinderheart2720 6 років тому +3

      @@futonrevolution7671 In other words, you can play it like one of those old RPGs. Do all your actions while paused, then unpause to let them take effect, pause again and read what happened, manipulate stuff, and then unpause to keep going. It slows the game down a bit but ensures you make very few mistakes. Also pausing is great for when you want to rearrange all your cards to be nice and neat again.

  • @preettygoood7774
    @preettygoood7774 6 років тому +1

    I extremely love the ritual bit you set up with the star and the candles

  • @rofflesvanwagon
    @rofflesvanwagon 7 місяців тому +3

    This game is so good, and the follow up *Book of hours* is just as good

    • @youngthinker1
      @youngthinker1 5 місяців тому

      Did not know there was a sequel. Thanks for the heads up.

  • @benjamincorrell8003
    @benjamincorrell8003 6 років тому +1

    Your reviews are great and I enjoy watching them.

  • @Foursideddice
    @Foursideddice 6 років тому +4

    13:45 God I forgot how much I love the Pathologic soundtrack.

  • @Wilkanas
    @Wilkanas 6 років тому +1

    Every new review from Mandalore is a treat.

  • @bunkersketches1238
    @bunkersketches1238 5 років тому +5

    "There is no future for us. Perhaps not even apart, but definitely not together."
    @.@

  • @l0lLorenzol0l
    @l0lLorenzol0l 6 років тому +1

    "Where is the cursed object?"
    Limbo of the Lost DVD case
    "Oh there it is"
    Fucking hell

  • @lollma0
    @lollma0 6 років тому +4

    11:41 "Hey, yo, yo, yo. What happened to the next part of the dance?"

  • @Loe7
    @Loe7 6 років тому

    Mandy, I don’t think you understand how much I LIVE for that home alone electrocution sound effect. KEEP IT UP!

  • @sportyeight7769
    @sportyeight7769 6 років тому +26

    " you're working overtime, then you start talking to the wierd guy near the bridge, just like in real life" what is happening!!!

  • @Spotyaner
    @Spotyaner 6 років тому

    I love when you put in Gachi sounds in the video, it always makes me smile :) good work

  • @h.p.lovecraftscat8476
    @h.p.lovecraftscat8476 3 роки тому +4

    Great book! 11/10 would recommend

  • @Dul131
    @Dul131 6 років тому

    I really do enjoy when you do stuff IRL. Adds to the entertainment value of the video. To me, at least.

  • @muse5722
    @muse5722 7 місяців тому +4

    Having played the game for years after seeing this review, and now rewatching it-
    What the fuck is that table management bro?

  • @Divo3660
    @Divo3660 Рік тому +1

    Ha, that summoning music was totally from the live action Scooby-Doo movie. Awesome!

  • @asimplearc3245
    @asimplearc3245 6 років тому +10

    so when can we anticipate the rise of the Mandalore Cult

  • @Ditchdigger211
    @Ditchdigger211 6 років тому

    Finally subscribed. Really appreciate your content. You are doing an amazing job. Thank you!

  • @subditodelreyrata
    @subditodelreyrata 6 років тому +92

    Sseth collab when!?

    • @Ogata123
      @Ogata123 6 років тому +77

      Gabosonico77 he can’t collab with himself

    • @htf5555
      @htf5555 6 років тому +36

      @@Ogata123 Oh yeah?? Then how come I can make myself cum??

    • @lilyk3734
      @lilyk3734 4 роки тому +1

      Never cos he's not a Nazi collaborator

    • @alchemicpink2392
      @alchemicpink2392 3 роки тому

      Never because antisemites like sseth are not worth the dirt normal people spit on

    • @subditodelreyrata
      @subditodelreyrata 3 роки тому +1

      @@alchemicpink2392 Sseth is jew tho

  • @lipnoodle117
    @lipnoodle117 6 років тому

    Every day a new Mandalore video is uploaded, a bit of my faith in humanity returns.

  • @Piotwor
    @Piotwor 6 років тому +42

    I really wanted to like this game. The atmosphere, looks and the way it works are great, but all the frustration from not understanding what I was doing and constant game overs put me off the game for good. I guess the cultist's life wasn't for me.

    • @Conservative4
      @Conservative4 2 роки тому +2

      At least the fact I’m not the only one experiencing this is helpful. I got it for the switch (so I could play it while traveling). But it’s hard to see everything at once.

  • @kk-cg8gw
    @kk-cg8gw 6 років тому

    i just love how you put the videogame ost's that no one seems to care of my childhood in your videos, i wanna hug you right now, no one knows how much those songs were special for me.

  • @gadrill4285
    @gadrill4285 6 років тому +4

    "There are some really great things about running a cult."
    -MandaloreGaming

  • @avalonazure5488
    @avalonazure5488 6 років тому +1

    Hey nice a new mandalore video. Always a nice surprise