My response to Asmongold

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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
  • #storytime #comedy #reaction
    Thanks for reacting ‪@AsmongoldClips‬ ‪@AsmonTV‬ but I promise you this is not why my community clips
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  • @itsjustme6018
    @itsjustme6018 Рік тому +10194

    How dare he try to discredit planky’s worth!!!

    • @Copperkaiju
      @Copperkaiju Рік тому +32

      Exactly!

    • @solorash
      @solorash Рік тому +90

      It's Asmon, I'm pretty sure there is nothing he doesn't dare.. the man made a fruit tier list and said it was all bad😂

    • @Chupa617
      @Chupa617 Рік тому +24

      @@solorash I seriously don’t know how he’s still alive

    • @OtherAlissaG
      @OtherAlissaG Рік тому +9

      ​@@solorash I laughed so hard at this! That is 100% something he would do!

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf Рік тому +3

      he didn't discredit anything, why are you hating.
      enjoy the hate from asmon's community chum.

  • @unknownproblemsx1767
    @unknownproblemsx1767 Рік тому +947

    dogs don’t care if food is cooked or not, they just wanna eat.

  • @silentwhisp4r670
    @silentwhisp4r670 Рік тому +8236

    Asmongold doesn't know Planky like we do

    • @error8119
      @error8119 Рік тому +57

      Exactly, he don’t know the connection we got

    • @T1tusCr0w
      @T1tusCr0w Рік тому +14

      👀 …..*fades back into hedge*

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf Рік тому +9

      stop defending her, asmon said nothing wrong and this girl completely karend out in comments talking about how it's bad and all this bs

    • @error8119
      @error8119 Рік тому +29

      @@anon-il9qf wtaf are you talking about?😭 Bro don’t know Planky frfr

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf Рік тому

      @@error8119 I think it's interesting that men like you follow squidink and think this is like a normal type of behaviour.

  • @zachn4938
    @zachn4938 Рік тому +2141

    “Here’s my ass”
    *covers ass with plank of wood*

    • @kamilmcki8631
      @kamilmcki8631 Рік тому +114

      same thing anyway

    • @mielipuolisiili7240
      @mielipuolisiili7240 Рік тому +123

      My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

    • @DedicationDeservesRespect
      @DedicationDeservesRespect Рік тому +36

      Bc she knows she has meat back there but is too ashamed to improve it so she does what most people do they play denial and try to hide what was being discussed(like pulling your sleeves down if someone asks if you've been working out when in reality you have not)

    • @MonsterGaming-rh7sb
      @MonsterGaming-rh7sb Рік тому +11

      This is called padding. I've seen it in done with tissues to boost curviness in the chest area, first time seeing it in the back though...

    • @ahumblechicagoan9942
      @ahumblechicagoan9942 11 місяців тому +2

      @@mielipuolisiili7240😂😂😂

  • @overdone1748
    @overdone1748 Рік тому +6238

    When plank has more curves 🤣🤣🤣

    • @bigred212
      @bigred212 Рік тому +53

      No curves whatsoever straight back 💀💀💀

    • @someguy2744
      @someguy2744 Рік тому +20

      ​@@bigred212
      This reminds me of the time KSI was doing a YLYL (IIRC) and this Asian girl filmed her dad and he had a non-existent posterior - KSI commented that he just had a long back.
      We could also note that the dad probably and quite literally worked his ass off.
      (W Dad)

    • @nateblanche2551
      @nateblanche2551 Рік тому +16

      Still got to respect the fact she knows that, and completely owns it. Self awareness is a sexy trait to me

    • @sunsetsleeper
      @sunsetsleeper Рік тому

      Thats something her mom would say...

    • @Snt1_
      @Snt1_ 11 місяців тому

      Thats cap. The beautiful planky has those INCREDIBLE SHARP EDGES

  • @clutch9882
    @clutch9882 Рік тому +91

    "it has nothing to do with the wood- well it does just not that wood" 🤣🤣

  • @Sanfaso
    @Sanfaso Рік тому +2929

    Na bro, planky just has a way with words

    • @killertrr1
      @killertrr1 4 місяці тому +1

      Planky vs Gary the Snail Rap Battle: when?

    • @muttomman
      @muttomman Місяць тому

      Oooops!! I hope I didn't wake my neighbors with my lol just now.,.. I have a unit inspection in 2 weeks!!!

  • @TheMan21892
    @TheMan21892 Рік тому +475

    She lied as naturally as she breathes

    • @TheWiery322
      @TheWiery322 26 днів тому +1

      Yo. That's crazy. Lurk Moar.

  • @adicusdeathreaper
    @adicusdeathreaper Рік тому +5532

    We support a flat ass queen.

  • @YungNC7
    @YungNC7 7 місяців тому +25

    “Take it away, shawty”
    Bro I’m dying 😭😭

  • @gamermilk6399
    @gamermilk6399 Рік тому +3068

    "I don't have an @$$ to clip"
    X to Doubt
    Or Death of the Arthur Theory

    • @dzello
      @dzello Рік тому

      No, she's pretty flat.

    • @markusa5293
      @markusa5293 Рік тому +21

      RIP to Arthur 😢

    • @thecinemagician
      @thecinemagician Рік тому +1

      What's the arthur theory?

    • @dzello
      @dzello Рік тому +50

      @@thecinemagician People watch the stream more when she puts the plank in front of the camera and leaves than they do when she is there, plank is named Arthur so its the Arthur theory.

    • @thecinemagician
      @thecinemagician Рік тому +5

      @@dzello thanks, I'm Arthur, had to ask.

  • @Purriah
    @Purriah Рік тому +14

    Shape > size. You’re doing great

  • @sadko8927
    @sadko8927 Рік тому +594

    Bro Planky is packing some cake

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen 7 місяців тому +9

    "Just not that wood"💀

  • @deadfr0g
    @deadfr0g Рік тому +160

    I think it’s the novelty of it! These are the only streams where viewers get board.

    • @ThisChangeIsAwful
      @ThisChangeIsAwful Рік тому +10

      r/angryupvote

    • @ABVW92
      @ABVW92 8 місяців тому +1

      Not the only one where they get wood though, :p

  • @JL-zt7dn
    @JL-zt7dn Рік тому +17

    That plank of wood is not enough to hide the cake.

  • @adamjackson4340
    @adamjackson4340 Рік тому +764

    Back from the dead, twink? Lol jk, good to have you back 😊

    • @Squidinkidink
      @Squidinkidink  Рік тому +303

      Glad to be back :) taking it slow for a bit to get some energy back poet graduating college and then epic content to come :)

    • @adamjackson4340
      @adamjackson4340 Рік тому +55

      @@Squidinkidink congrats on being a college graduate! Glad to have you back on the grid, Twink ;)

    • @sebastian948
      @sebastian948 Рік тому +5

      @@Squidinkidink congratulations

    • @anon-il9qf
      @anon-il9qf Рік тому +1

      @@Squidinkidink this short didn't need to be made, and your comment to asmon definitely did not need to be made, he didn't say anything negative or against you, and you attacked him for no reason.

    • @Exc3ssIv3
      @Exc3ssIv3 Рік тому +36

      @@anon-il9qf bro what this isn’t an attack on asmon. She’s just memeing and responding to something he said. Nothing she said here was negative towards asmon. Go touch grass

  • @lizardman1303
    @lizardman1303 Рік тому +11

    Because the wood don’t talk back

    • @SencoO0
      @SencoO0 4 місяці тому +3

      This isa joke right?

  • @militantpacifist4087
    @militantpacifist4087 Рік тому +338

    Emiru has also watched this clip. 😂

    • @solorash
      @solorash Рік тому +13

      Emis chat😂

    • @abraxasfraxinus7744
      @abraxasfraxinus7744 Рік тому +1

      At least emiru doesn't force fake her persona

    • @militantpacifist4087
      @militantpacifist4087 Рік тому +15

      @@abraxasfraxinus7744 It’s not that. It’s just that Emiru is more calm and passive than Squid is. They’re literally opposite of each other. I like them both either way.

  • @codex458
    @codex458 10 місяців тому +4

    Jonny(ed edd n eddy)- “plank says he’s almost got it”

  • @IzzyKun96
    @IzzyKun96 Рік тому +124

    Squid do be kinda cute, but Planky's still the GOAT.

  • @hipunpun
    @hipunpun Рік тому +81

    Never thought I'd see her on screen at the same time as Asmongold, but very happy to see it! :)

  • @TrentTube
    @TrentTube Рік тому +6

    This was the crossover I never knew I needed. 😂 Planky lol

  • @spoofbran8624
    @spoofbran8624 Рік тому +122

    *Puts wood on ass.... literally* 😂😂😂

    • @boromir0062
      @boromir0062 8 місяців тому

      What ass? All I see is a flat surface

  • @itsmychannel
    @itsmychannel 7 місяців тому +3

    Planky tried to overthrow my local city council.

  • @tripsquared_greenworks
    @tripsquared_greenworks Рік тому +83

    That's how I found out about you. And then I had to watch some more of you to see why people enjoy the plank more. Wood is ok, but you seem kinda cool. Thanks for being the idle smoke sesh focus the past couple days.

  • @itsfreddyboy
    @itsfreddyboy Рік тому +11

    😂😂🤣🤣💀💀☠️☠️ this was LITERALLY GOLD!! Thank you asmragold I'm dying in my bed right now! 🫡

  • @dirtydan4492
    @dirtydan4492 Рік тому +24

    goth gf is out, literal,actual plank of wood gf is IN

  • @mikeg6285
    @mikeg6285 7 місяців тому +2

    The fact that people dont seem to understand that "planky" is plank from the show Ed, Edd and Eddy makes me upset.

  • @wit6665
    @wit6665 Рік тому +12

    Plank is wise beyond his years and when he comes by to share wisdom I try to listen intently as he's very soft spoken.

  • @king0fheartsakasapo454
    @king0fheartsakasapo454 Рік тому +35

    Squids stream is like the show "Invader Zim"
    And plankie is Gir
    And we fucking love Gir 😂

  • @tristanglass8007
    @tristanglass8007 Рік тому +2

    YOOOOOO IT'S PLANK. How you been bro? Plank is apart of our childhood that's why we love him. He reminds us of when we were happy and care free. You're cool too though.

  • @Ape_Man_Trent
    @Ape_Man_Trent Рік тому +6

    It's my buddy glad to see him doing good

  • @stickypickle1656
    @stickypickle1656 Рік тому +29

    It’s because plank talks to us on a spiritual level he’ll be speaking some real facts when you be gone😂

  • @giantsweet1472
    @giantsweet1472 Рік тому +9

    Plank just has... more personality.

  • @sci-figameguy8241
    @sci-figameguy8241 8 місяців тому +1

    Yo lmao.. when she stood up I instinctively just went "Oh : | "

  • @procow2274
    @procow2274 Рік тому +7

    when do we get a clip of planky leaving the room?

  • @notthatinnocent86
    @notthatinnocent86 9 місяців тому +1

    That's not just *any* plank of wood, that's *Plank*

  • @artypyrec4186
    @artypyrec4186 Рік тому +10

    I don't know, if I came across a stream and it was just a plank of wood with a drawn on face...I would stick (not a pun) around for a second.

  • @andresilvasophisma
    @andresilvasophisma 2 місяці тому

    They not worried for Mr Planky, they're concearned with Mr Sticky.

  • @al_x2138
    @al_x2138 Рік тому +5

    Why has the room been infected with Lightning McQueen?

  • @TheScience69
    @TheScience69 Рік тому +2

    Plank!! Whatever this girl is talking about, can she do it somewhere else. Shes in the way of the star.

  • @none_o_ur_bidnis
    @none_o_ur_bidnis 8 місяців тому +8

    Men aren't too picky. We are hard wired to be attracted to all healthy looking women who are post puberty and pre menopause.

    • @ZawaOnYoutube
      @ZawaOnYoutube 8 місяців тому

      Nah some ppl got standards that aren't rock bottom

    • @none_o_ur_bidnis
      @none_o_ur_bidnis 8 місяців тому +3

      @@ZawaOnUA-cam yeah, true. Some men are gay. But exceptions don't invalidate a generality.

    • @user-sz7bm3jf7t
      @user-sz7bm3jf7t 7 місяців тому +1

      Watch that wording man

    • @none_o_ur_bidnis
      @none_o_ur_bidnis 7 місяців тому

      @@user-sz7bm3jf7t happy?

    • @makoto3212
      @makoto3212 23 дні тому

      as long as she not overweight or disfigured i can make it work

  • @Randomperson-ll6lm
    @Randomperson-ll6lm Рік тому +2

    u underestimate how these people down bad

    • @dubyalast3734
      @dubyalast3734 Рік тому +1

      Based on her fans in these comments… I think she’s well aware how down bad they are lol

  • @jameseddleman6944
    @jameseddleman6944 Рік тому +3

    This one underestimates the power of loneliness. You've got a heartbeat, that's close enough for many.

  • @Nopityforthemajority
    @Nopityforthemajority Рік тому +10

    Asmongold is a supreme being

  • @PlanetDoong
    @PlanetDoong Рік тому +1

    or its just that people see the thumbnail of the plank of wood and are confused and then when you come back theyre like, oh its just a regular person and leave

  • @freewave04
    @freewave04 Рік тому +9

    Would you rather …
    A board with a face,
    or
    Planky?

  • @kaipernova
    @kaipernova 3 місяці тому

    "Bear or Man?"
    "Plank of wood or Woman?"
    HERE WE GO AGAIN

  • @999.69
    @999.69 Рік тому +22

    Ok but you’re pretty

    • @groupvucic2235
      @groupvucic2235 Рік тому

      For a Jew, yeah

    • @saddpaanda
      @saddpaanda Рік тому +9

      ​@@groupvucic2235tf is that supposed to mean? 💀

    • @groupvucic2235
      @groupvucic2235 Рік тому

      @@saddpaanda means Jews are not pretty usually and she isn't but for a Jew she's ok

    • @shaunconnally4794
      @shaunconnally4794 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@groupvucic2235sounds like sum shit an incel would say

    • @CatfishBradley
      @CatfishBradley 8 місяців тому

      Sounds like some shit a jew would say@@shaunconnally4794

  • @elliot-morningstar
    @elliot-morningstar 8 місяців тому

    She put in tht work reading all these comments🤣

  • @DarkarThanBlack
    @DarkarThanBlack Рік тому +3

    Flat is justice

  • @midnight4956
    @midnight4956 Рік тому +1

    Plank the best of friend protecting Squid

  • @keenfire8151
    @keenfire8151 Рік тому +3

    Why is she upset, she's making money when she isn't working lol. Put that plank of wood in the chair and go to lunch.

  • @someguyinazoo
    @someguyinazoo Рік тому +2

    Alright,alright,maybe we could get Asmongold a plank of wood?

  • @retrorewind6042
    @retrorewind6042 Рік тому +7

    So when are you joining OTK?

  • @CainDraegsieg
    @CainDraegsieg Місяць тому

    1). Plank has been a superstar ever since he starred in Ed, Edd, & Eddy... we just want his autograph...
    2). You have great reactions and are adorable, so i can understand the desire to tease you a bit

  • @itzajordan
    @itzajordan Рік тому +4

    Proceeds to give them what they want😂don’t say you don’t know what you are doing

  • @Mountaineerfreak75
    @Mountaineerfreak75 Рік тому

    You good. Ain't even flat. Not even close. We'll file it under "cute little ....."

  • @honkbrother8000
    @honkbrother8000 Рік тому +4

    Nah we all kno u got a Lil somthing back there stop lieing 🙄

  • @HarryJBurton
    @HarryJBurton 6 місяців тому +1

    How dare yall call him “planky”. ITS PLANK. JUST PLANK

  • @Bahcorp
    @Bahcorp Рік тому +5

    😍 That plank of wood has the best view. Mmm spicy.

  • @Oliver62626
    @Oliver62626 Рік тому

    This is giving me vibes of astralspiffs chat when clown game is played

  • @t.jefferson6365
    @t.jefferson6365 Рік тому +5

    You gots heinie ya silly goose. Asmongold might be right. Or they're awaiting your side entry to catch your hips which you definitely have. Lol I have always thought you were funny AF as well as easy to look at so honestly I don't know why Plankie gets so much love. Unless your chat is just trying to provoke you into reacting... Naaaah that couldn't be it. Who on the internets would do that?!?

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord Рік тому +4

      "easy to look at" is such a gross thing to say. Ick

    • @t.jefferson6365
      @t.jefferson6365 Рік тому +2

      @@ticklord Duly noted.

    • @ticklord
      @ticklord Рік тому +3

      @@t.jefferson6365 Okay, so I should dial it back. I think I'm just so used to creeps on the internet that I default to feeling creeped out whenever anyone compliments a woman. You're fine, I've just been on the internet too long.

    • @t.jefferson6365
      @t.jefferson6365 Рік тому +3

      @@ticklord Understood, and understandable but yeah, I don't mean any offense to you or to Squid. I do get that the internet enables a lot of disrespectful behavior which can get one's hackles up. No harm, no foul.🤜🤛

  • @vesstig
    @vesstig 11 місяців тому

    I see Planky the same way I see Harold from Twisted Metal, an unhinged part of our universe

  • @user-op2bh7rc9z
    @user-op2bh7rc9z Рік тому +4

    She knew this and still fished for attention

  • @dunnohow8822
    @dunnohow8822 Рік тому +3

    Man she so gorgeous and can take a joke, rare

  • @tomjames9681
    @tomjames9681 7 місяців тому

    SSKJL is a next Gen exclusive and AK looks better running on my near dead magical Bloodborne box 💀

  • @SusScrofaVulgaris
    @SusScrofaVulgaris 6 місяців тому

    Ah, this is how I found you and UA-cam started recommending me shorts

  • @MrYourwash
    @MrYourwash 9 місяців тому

    That thing she wears around her neck spells "poggers" in Greek.

  • @eraldocoil2719
    @eraldocoil2719 7 місяців тому

    I fully expected it to be something along the lines of, "What's the difference?"

  • @itsallwrong89
    @itsallwrong89 Рік тому

    There was a movie sensation twenty years ago called American pie that illustrated it doesn't take much imagination to get 15-22 year old young men going.

  • @Omegabeardgaming
    @Omegabeardgaming 5 місяців тому

    yea asmon watching is like the best, he launches games and channels into the stratosphere

  • @JohnDoe-wq5eu
    @JohnDoe-wq5eu 28 днів тому

    Absolutely priceless.
    Don't hate the player hate the game.

  • @thatjonguy103
    @thatjonguy103 6 місяців тому

    To be fair, it's a nice plank of wood. Took me a few play throughs to notice it though.

  • @raphael887
    @raphael887 8 місяців тому

    That plank of wood is more famous. It has all those nostalgia Ed, Edd 'n' Eddy fans.

  • @MrMilkyCoco
    @MrMilkyCoco Рік тому +2

    I mean shape matters more and I dont think youre lacking that department >

  • @blakkermambaa
    @blakkermambaa Рік тому +1

    This chick sounds exactly like a female version of Fisk from the Netflix Daredevil.

  • @rugbird
    @rugbird 8 місяців тому

    The "Poggers" necklace is sick btw

  • @SirBedevereTheWise
    @SirBedevereTheWise 4 місяці тому

    Squidy you used a plank to cover a board 😂

  • @Asmingold
    @Asmingold 8 днів тому

    Sup Ya'll, It's Me, It's ya boy Asmingold

  • @WILLIS-es2nn
    @WILLIS-es2nn 3 місяці тому

    Love this 😂 “take it away shawty” 😂

  • @Tony-iu7sw
    @Tony-iu7sw 7 місяців тому

    The type of cake, whether soggy or voluptuous, is still sweet. Specially if it's vanilla shortbread 😋

  • @TheBailon28
    @TheBailon28 Рік тому +1

    Johny boy lost his plank

  • @ChezdoodleZ
    @ChezdoodleZ Рік тому +1

    WE LOVE ASMON!!! He is a walking breathing legend amongst his fellow male companions, and a few female lol.

  • @Captaindragonfire
    @Captaindragonfire 4 місяці тому

    Live action Flat Stanley 😭😭😭

  • @sasquatch8245
    @sasquatch8245 Рік тому +1

    "I don't have an ass"
    That's why we like plank, he may be flat but you're concave

  • @professorjester9467
    @professorjester9467 7 місяців тому

    Bro doesn't understand Plank. Plank is life

  • @rai11801
    @rai11801 Рік тому +2

    is that plank from Ed and Eddie

  • @bwfextreme
    @bwfextreme Рік тому

    Use some compression on the audio to balance out the DB’s when you’re yelling like this. Really makes a difference for overall quality especially since you got a proper mic!

  • @gamestory2834
    @gamestory2834 6 місяців тому

    Ed, Edd 'n' Eddie triggered nostalgia. Who cares about ass when you have Plank and sweet memories of Cartoon Network.

  • @spazisspaz6074
    @spazisspaz6074 7 місяців тому

    This has DougDoug's chair energy written all over it 😂😂

  • @DeadpoolX9
    @DeadpoolX9 8 місяців тому

    I think I felt my eyes go concave just looking at that.

  • @stetonwalters574
    @stetonwalters574 7 місяців тому

    Are we sure it's just not Nostalgia from the greatest cartoon ever Ed Edd and Eddy

  • @calebhughes5767
    @calebhughes5767 Рік тому +1

    Personally i loved ed, edd, and eddy. Plank actually listens to people too.

  • @hasangarmarudi2178
    @hasangarmarudi2178 6 місяців тому

    I don't even know this streamer but that plank has some rizz

  • @samlivingston5920
    @samlivingston5920 7 місяців тому

    Oh my God the plank of wood 🤣 this shit had me dying, glad you're a good sport about it

  • @gabrielrodriguez9142
    @gabrielrodriguez9142 Рік тому

    This clip is exactly what I wanted, thank you planky for this opportunity.

  • @cjvan713
    @cjvan713 Рік тому

    I wonder if Johnny has an award for anyone who knows the whereabouts of Plank. I can probably get enough for 3 jawbreakers for reporting her.

  • @implodingllama2092
    @implodingllama2092 9 місяців тому

    The accuracy of the face on plank is highly amusing