Fun Fact: the autopsy for the hitch-hiking robot shows that they were hit with a blunt object, stabbed, shot at with paint balls and then stabbed again
(7:16) She isn't even ugly. She doesn't look like an average human, but she's still pleasing to look at. An ugly person is someone you don't want to look at.
@@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600 The plan is to be the only person to ever keep _almost_ every new year's resolution I ever make. Just put on my gravestone "He lived until he didn't"
The phrase “gave them the cold shoulder” came from a practice of telling guests they overstayed their welcome by serving them cold mutton shoulder. Now it should be “give them hotdog water”
Hahaha amateurs I’m 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999👌 years old
Woosh if Gay what are ya, mortal? I’m 101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110 years old
The other kid *fainted* I’m pretty sure Here’s the story (I’m pretty sure): A guy in college can tell when his nose will bleed so he walks up to a Christian kid and says Heil Satan and then his nose bleeds and the kid fainted. Ur welcome
That ten dollar fine for swearing in this high school…. My first thought was, “The s***? Isn’t that extortion? Of minors no less??!” But that kids response was great!
TheWanderingMist I was also a bad student. I ruined the days of people who wasted the time of mine. I always addressed teachers I didn’t like (which was a majority of them), by their first name. When they asked me how I knew their first name, I just asked if they knew what a yearbook was. The looks on their faces when a student stood up to them was really refreshing, because adults don’t like being defied, poor little things. Nobody, student or teacher, had the guts to mess with me, because my sass was very potent. Those that did mess with me, were utterly humiliated, and they could NOT come back from it. I quickly garnered a “kill count” with the savagery of my words. Some say my words were so savage they just discovered fire, and boy did those that received my quips get burnt. I remember this one time my English teacher in 6th grade (who’s name I shall not divulge because I could care less what her name was and I don’t remember names of petty people with no lives), made a spelling error with one of the slides on the SmartBoard. When I pointed it out, she tried to debate that I was wrong and called me out for not listening and paying attention, otherwise I wouldn’t have mistakenly corrected her. Now before this incident, I didn’t mind her. She kept to herself, and didn’t try and play any stupid games with me. But when someone that is meant to teach English doesn’t know how to spell ‘oblivious’ (the irony was strong with this one), and practically call me stupid for correcting them, that is when you get a rile out of me. I addressed her by first name, which took her off guard, and said I could pull out my dictionary and SHOW her how it is spelt. Her response: “If you are wrong, you get detention. If you are right, you get a high five”. Rolling my eyes at the situation, I pull out the dictionary, turn to O, and sure enough there it is, in black and white, oblivious. She spelt it without the second O, and when she got corrected by me and didn’t fight it, she tried to give me a high five, to which I responded with: “I would only ever high five those smart enough to fix a mistake before finishing the project, which is why I won’t ever high five your parents”. Her face turned so red, and she didn’t try anything funny around me for the rest of the year. Most of the time teachers respond with that pathetic excuse that they put the mistake in the slide to see if anyone would notice, which is like someone robbing a bank and returning the money saying they never robbed the bank if they don’t have the money. And yes, this did happen, and if you wanna say it didn’t, I wonder where you were on that day to say it didn’t happen to begin with.
@@JoshCreepa I'll never believe a word you say. You're the kind that loves making up lavish stories to cover your own mistakes. The worse a student is, the more teachers they hate, because someone being smarter than them intimidates them, so they come up with ridiculous defensive coping mechanisms, like claiming the teacher hates them, or that they're secretly smarter than the teacher, when anyone can see they're just looking for excuses.
TheWanderingMist you keep telling yourself that. Everything you said was wrong. I experienced it, who the hell do you think you are to say what I experienced never happened? Teachers didn’t like me because they felt threatened, I have that effect on a lot of people. You are the kind of person to see something first hand and say it didn’t happen. Naivety is one thing, so is denial, but sheer and utter stupidity is a line crossed. I don’t hide behind excuses, the teacher made a mistake, I corrected them, they felt scandalised and tried to punish me but it backfired. Deal with it.
Teacher: *picks up phone* uh we have a problem not covered in training Principal: yes what is it? Teacher: we have a student accusing another student of being a Russian spy Principal: ..... Teacher: ..... Principal: Im coming
0:42 now if you REALLY don’t like them, get ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise mix it together put in a Glass fill it with water mix it with the water and put it in the ice cube mold
You can. Its call "punch yourself in the nose". Then you can go the extra mile with a bloody finger and draw a blood-pentagram on your forehead and really bring out your inner demons 😈
„Marry a guy who will Email you when you block him“ In other words: „Marry a guy that doesn’t take no as an answer and teach him that no always means continue. Then act suprised when he does something you didn’t approve of...“
Me and my friends tried calling teachers by their first names, and almost got suspended for ‘disrespecting authority’. So now we take the honorific out of their names so instead of a “good morning Dr. Leopold” it’s a “yo what up Leopold” and since it’s technically their last name still we get away with it. Pisses off these teachers who worked really hard for their PHD
@@smugwendigo5123 You want a front row seat to see a two grown men do ddlg? Yeah, I try not to kink shame but I draw the line at bodily waste and diapers.
I love that the editor went ahead and got that link to the book video. Thank you to them and thank you Damien for a beautiful laugh, a possibly amazing smile and your joyful excitement. ♥️
11:34 Amateur, when I was with 2 of my friends at Mcdonalds, one of them just ordered the cheese, then we threw it onto a signpost, where it straight up attached itself to the dude on the billboard's mouth, it could possibly still be sticking there to this day.
My friend legit played the entire bee movie script on loudspeakers and the teacher couldn’t find how to turn it off, they never caught him and the whole school had too listen too it for an hour and a half
Hey I know this is off topic but can you guess what these song lyrics are from: Some legends are told some Turn to dust or to gold but You will remember me remember me For centuries.
I just imagine Damien as a teacher and some kid says “Hey Damien “ and that second they say that he says “Hello everybody my name is Damien and welcome to Emkay “
I remember one time someone said that if he was proven wrong, he will eat his own words. Well, he printed a piece of paper with the exact words he typed on the Internet, put them in a blender and drank it. Edit: I tried to scour the Internet for the link or even an article, but I couldn't find anything. I tried my best guys.
my dad used to work at a nearby Lowes and he could obviously tell when a customer was stealing. The thing is, the employees are not allowed to do anything to the robbers. Like someone walked right past my dad with multiple expensive tool sets in his cart and my dad just looked at him and said "Have a good day!"
In Denmark we some times don’t even know the teachers last names, we always call them by their first name, just like they also call us students by our first names
Ok, so someone on a livestream was playing a game and was supposed to draw out an "elevator" but read it as "elephant" so I immediately got the mental image of an elevator in a fridge and I can't get it out of my head
I love how the editor went through the extra effort to include the dude eating the book in this video, he is the real madlad here
The editor for this channel is great
Madlad ✊🏼
*666 likes*
TheNeonRedstone *dun dun DUNNN*
@@cumstain8389 someone ruined it
"Amin mabed"
Literally me right now, he predicted the future
yo. Just stop
@@thepineappleman4442 self promo. Not cool man, not cool
@@dasmaxinnit4456 bUt I AM A bUsH
@@thepineappleman4442 I'm sorry, but wth does that mean?
HOW DID HE KNOW
The fact that he actually ate the book and recorded it is he is a true mad lad 😂
To bad he deleted the video
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@@MonsieurLizard ok
@@MonsieurLizard Id die from an alcoholic bird
I’m not sure how I’d die lol
I’d die from a ghost?
4:42
Damn.....he actually ate a book.
This son of a gun actually kept his words. My man. I respect you.
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@just a random commenter it's fixed now now there 1 comment on this!
@@normalnerdcitizennohatelol3741 2*
@@Dolph__ *4 lol
@@brianwingert9895 six if the next person replies
Thumbnail: pay me to do nothing.
That one person named nothing:
*Sweats nervously*
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Mr. Mr well played 👏
Mr. Mr you can’t trick me
Mr. Mr thank god it was not a rickroll
Soul Hunter it is
I have a classmate who started eating a math book in science class while a teacher in discipline committee looked at us from the opposite building
Whoever that is, god is on there side, so is my lord raptor jesus
What an absolute legend!
r/Madlads
"Pay me to do absolutely nothing"
So he's pretending to be the government?
yes
yes
yes
ES
Yes
Fun Fact: the autopsy for the hitch-hiking robot shows that they were hit with a blunt object, stabbed, shot at with paint balls and then stabbed again
@@YourBestDaydream it happened in Philadelphia, so, what do you expect?
Seems legit
sounds like America
because the robot had oil didn't it
@@namanh_69 most likely
My dude over there manning up and actually eating a book.
WITH TOMATO SAUCE
Sauce fixes everything
Does he knows that ink is prisons?
I didn't think he'd actually do it. But he did it. He fucking did it. He at a fucking book.
Clap for him
“Name this dog after the last thing you ate”
Book lad: “bOoK wItH tOmAtO sAuCe”
@@drog9235 No
Mr. Mr 😡👿
Mr. Mr no context
Mr. Mr haha
I got an ad
You have no power anymore
Rick roller coaster ride to the airport tomorrow
This editor deserves a raise after the book thing
True
Damien gets all the credit, no. The editor is the true talent
Trueeee
You mean editors are supposed to get paid?
Thomas Vlaskamp III yea
The fact that man actually ate a book and recorded it makes him the maddest of the madlads
(7:16) She isn't even ugly. She doesn't look like an average human, but she's still pleasing to look at. An ugly person is someone you don't want to look at.
Yeah I know a bit about that last part
Yh, she is cute
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@@drog9235 I know your tricks,I wont fall for it like last time
Mr. Mr *I recognize that link*
“Same day shipping” sounds like a 90s one liner
169 likes, can't ruin it :/
@@whitebarr awwww man, next goal is 420 then
Life hack: Every New Year make only one resolution "I will not die this year"
It has worked for me so far.
one day, death will end your whole career. But not today
@@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600 The plan is to be the only person to ever keep _almost_ every new year's resolution I ever make. Just put on my gravestone "He lived until he didn't"
@@ShiningDarknes but did he ever truly live. eyyyy
@@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600 No I was imaginary all along
@@ShiningDarknes yes. i was imaginary all along as i is square root of (-1)
“If your username predicted the way you died”
I guess I get backstabbed by my own kind
Needs more likes
Oh?
Same
oh crappucino that's new
seems more like youd get sniped
3:31 in fifth grade I had a friend who would wear his Friday shirt every Monday. It killed my brain.
As a Human I feel you
"Here's a reminder of your perpetual torment, have fun at school"
If my school didnt do uniforms, I'd do that
@@suriish3re you can put a shirt and pretend its a sweater/jacket
I feel like the EDITOR is the real mad lad he literaly just stopped us from watching half the video lol
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300 like
@@VoidsterzPro 400 like
@@stay_comfy404 like
The phrase “gave them the cold shoulder” came from a practice of telling guests they overstayed their welcome by serving them cold mutton shoulder. Now it should be “give them hotdog water”
Can we just take a moment to appreciated the editor and there amazing skills.
Bucket list:
Don't die.
@RBLX Iobat244 Whoa, I guess there’s wayyyyy more to George Washington than we know about right now. Y’know anything on extraterrestrial life?
Hahaha amateurs I’m 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999👌 years old
Woosh if Gay what are ya, mortal? I’m 101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010101010110101010110101010101011001010110 years old
@@yumachinasake2789 yo any tech guys hear plz translate this bynary
@@dragonnx2843 use a website
*Dont wear boxers, they aren't shorts*
_Dont wear Sports bras outside they aren't shirts_
Ok FBI
wise words my brother
what about no?
*(dont find out my location)*
If I've learned ANYTHING, it's that boxers do not equal boxing shorts.
You would rather see a dude in boxers than a chick in sports bra? That's gay.
Tesla: has anyone found the Easter egg that Summons chuthulu? It's our-
Damien: REEEE!
HOLY SHIT I NEED A TESLA
....don’t you just have to say “fhtagn” three times while sitting in the driver’s seat of the cybertruck?
Satan has left the chat
Cyber tuck has joined the game:
Umm are you making fun of me.
Do you know how to add those symbols to a letter
2:38
Achievement Unlocked:
*Hero of the Village*
Boy: "Hail Satan." *nose bleeds*
Other kid: *FALLS OFF CHAIR*
is that what happened?
I do believe that is what happened, yes.
I mean, that’s about the gist of it.
The other kid *fainted* I’m pretty sure
Here’s the story (I’m pretty sure):
A guy in college can tell when his nose will bleed so he walks up to a Christian kid and says Heil Satan and then his nose bleeds and the kid fainted.
Ur welcome
LexPlays Games XD I would laugh if I’d witnessed that
I did the same thing in middle school
“Its our v *sounds of whining tires* update.”
Actually spooked me the first time
lol
I was shooketh
Hunting Panda I fucking died xd
An extra spice; *sounds of many small innocent guinea pigs being slaughtered*
I see the problem with the hedgehog cookies. She's having a daughter so you have to make it pink and add a hammer as well.
YOU ARE A GENIUS. Should’ve also been a silver colored one outlined in sky blue
And black ones with red stripes and sharp edges
*_GOTTA EAT FAST!!_*
And you can also add defence mechanisms to your cookies, like fire, the void, or C U B E
joke: original comment: Amy Rose
first reply: Silver
second reply: Shadow
fourth reply: Metal Sonic
4:24 who else expected to get rick rolled 😂
I think “Multiple Toenails” is a horrible name for a dog
Cumlord
Edit: Got to that part of the video right after I typed this.
"Neighbors Baby" just doesn't roll of the tongue very well
Cheese would be a cool name but Cheddar would also be cool
Meet my new dog, Ass!
Nina.
We need a r/Floridaman
Agreed
Yes
I will create
Bruh an alligator hasn't made one yet
We do
4:02
*just write in the bucket list:*
*-get a girlfriend*
*and you'll achieve immortality*
Unless you're a madlad
Unless you're gay, then you'll be immortal
You're not wrong! 0-0
For some people, it's already happend.
get more than 3 girlfriends. im trying to do that but i feel like im cheating on my right hand or my left hand
1:44
Everyone do this. The government would absolutely collapse.
Waiting for the “His laugh is pure” comments
His laugh is pure
His laugh is pure
His laugh is pure
Well it is pure
His laugh is pure
Damien's laugh:
10% laugh
45%Hahahahaha
59% WhEezE= 119%
6 months later
Well crepe, never got this many likes,
Welp.
Ink Da uwu Face 100% = Gasping For Air
100000000000 : *WHOLESOME*
It equals 114 though
I made the 119 likes to 120
R/Wooooosssh
14:05 i dont know why but this absolutely killed me to the point i started crying. i love that sqUEEE
Growliththepup I died at the butt joke.
@@xavierrausser4838 I died five years ago
I was like lol wait wtfhsksndigjdks
closer to 4:10, so you may more accurately scree at your friends via Damien
Yeah I'm laughing so hard and I was looking through the comments trying to find this one.
That ten dollar fine for swearing in this high school…. My first thought was, “The s***? Isn’t that extortion? Of minors no less??!” But that kids response was great!
"I was homeschooled"
that's why you dont know
the horror on their faces when the only superiority they have in their life is potentially threatened
Unless you use a camera
Ah, I see you were a bad student, so you find any way you can to ruin other people's days.
TheWanderingMist I was also a bad student. I ruined the days of people who wasted the time of mine. I always addressed teachers I didn’t like (which was a majority of them), by their first name. When they asked me how I knew their first name, I just asked if they knew what a yearbook was. The looks on their faces when a student stood up to them was really refreshing, because adults don’t like being defied, poor little things. Nobody, student or teacher, had the guts to mess with me, because my sass was very potent. Those that did mess with me, were utterly humiliated, and they could NOT come back from it. I quickly garnered a “kill count” with the savagery of my words. Some say my words were so savage they just discovered fire, and boy did those that received my quips get burnt. I remember this one time my English teacher in 6th grade (who’s name I shall not divulge because I could care less what her name was and I don’t remember names of petty people with no lives), made a spelling error with one of the slides on the SmartBoard. When I pointed it out, she tried to debate that I was wrong and called me out for not listening and paying attention, otherwise I wouldn’t have mistakenly corrected her. Now before this incident, I didn’t mind her. She kept to herself, and didn’t try and play any stupid games with me. But when someone that is meant to teach English doesn’t know how to spell ‘oblivious’ (the irony was strong with this one), and practically call me stupid for correcting them, that is when you get a rile out of me. I addressed her by first name, which took her off guard, and said I could pull out my dictionary and SHOW her how it is spelt. Her response: “If you are wrong, you get detention. If you are right, you get a high five”. Rolling my eyes at the situation, I pull out the dictionary, turn to O, and sure enough there it is, in black and white, oblivious. She spelt it without the second O, and when she got corrected by me and didn’t fight it, she tried to give me a high five, to which I responded with: “I would only ever high five those smart enough to fix a mistake before finishing the project, which is why I won’t ever high five your parents”. Her face turned so red, and she didn’t try anything funny around me for the rest of the year. Most of the time teachers respond with that pathetic excuse that they put the mistake in the slide to see if anyone would notice, which is like someone robbing a bank and returning the money saying they never robbed the bank if they don’t have the money. And yes, this did happen, and if you wanna say it didn’t, I wonder where you were on that day to say it didn’t happen to begin with.
@@JoshCreepa I'll never believe a word you say. You're the kind that loves making up lavish stories to cover your own mistakes. The worse a student is, the more teachers they hate, because someone being smarter than them intimidates them, so they come up with ridiculous defensive coping mechanisms, like claiming the teacher hates them, or that they're secretly smarter than the teacher, when anyone can see they're just looking for excuses.
TheWanderingMist you keep telling yourself that. Everything you said was wrong. I experienced it, who the hell do you think you are to say what I experienced never happened? Teachers didn’t like me because they felt threatened, I have that effect on a lot of people. You are the kind of person to see something first hand and say it didn’t happen. Naivety is one thing, so is denial, but sheer and utter stupidity is a line crossed. I don’t hide behind excuses, the teacher made a mistake, I corrected them, they felt scandalised and tried to punish me but it backfired. Deal with it.
Bro, I just got an ad but the ad was someone building a nether portal, entering, then getting chased by Peppa for 2 minutes.
“What in the goddamn?”
- benny.
@@luznoceda5322 where what goes?
Daniel Chapman straight to hell
U forgot to add r in your name
@@Axzyrr oh you’re right lol
the guy who was homeless & got rich from his company is truly a good man for hiring homeless people
3:43 Imagine he wore the correct shirt everyday except for 1 random day cause they think he’s always right
Damien: *reads perfect r/ihadastroke gibberish first try every time*
Also Damien: 0:33
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@@drog9235 No
@@drog9235 use a copy of it, bro. Then I'd fall for it
Hey! I have the same name!!!
@@drog9235 At this point I click on the link just to appreciate your efforts even though I know every single letter of it.
11:28
What‘s funny as well is that “Far“ means dad in Danish.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT
**sees this* *WHAT*
U Danish too?
Fun Fact: there’s a water tank that was graffitied on to look like a pig in Big Island, Hawaii
😂
Thanks
im headin to hawaii
EmKay has the most wholesome laugh
I wish more editors were like this 4:30
Kudos to the editor for being a G!
Why did I just notice that you would die bc of a guy using Google (the reddit question thingy)
“Amin Mabed.”
*jokes on you, I’m in the bath*
Amin mabath
amin yagalbed
amin yapusee
amin yadik
r/ihadastroke
Kid: *exists
The parents: lets split up gang
completely original comment
omg
bruh moment
only if their black tho
Copied meme
6:55 the college teacher sounds like a Chad eating trailmix
When Damien said: "whreeeeeeeeeee" at 14:10 , I felt that bro...
sounded like the beat in
insane in the membrane
Teacher: *picks up phone* uh we have a problem not covered in training
Principal: yes what is it?
Teacher: we have a student accusing another student of being a Russian spy
Principal: .....
Teacher: .....
Principal: Im coming
Lol
Why squids are russian spies..
I believe hamsters are trying to over throw us
@@Ghosthost52 our hamster slaps things probably a russian spy
@@souptimecatz4742 what?
"I'm so dyslexic"
SAME HERE DUDE
I read it “dude here same” no joke. I’m not dyslexic I’m just dumb af.
@@JoyceGoff I've been tested and i still say I'm dumb lol
@@idontevenknowwhy3655 ok try and write something without corrections
@@therealwisemysticaltree
I changed the layout dude stfu
0:42 now if you REALLY don’t like them, get ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise mix it together put in a Glass fill it with water mix it with the water and put it in the ice cube mold
Don't worry guys 2019 comments will end in 2020
R/technicallythetruth
Time to post this on reddit
Or.....
Oh yeah, thanks
R/technicallythetruth
I wish I had nose bleeds so I could do that “Hail Satan” thingy. That is true madladdery.
You can. Its call "punch yourself in the nose". Then you can go the extra mile with a bloody finger and draw a blood-pentagram on your forehead and really bring out your inner demons 😈
Wind beneath my Wings uhhh...
mad ladder
@@windbeneathmywings4884 your name does not fit here now
I do to a lot so I’ll do it for you
„Marry a guy who will Email you when you block him“
In other words:
„Marry a guy that doesn’t take no as an answer and teach him that no always means continue. Then act suprised when he does something you didn’t approve of...“
4:03 Reminder that this is the same man who made a video about how to live forever entirely on 5 hour energy. This man knows all of life’s secrets.
Me and my friends tried calling teachers by their first names, and almost got suspended for ‘disrespecting authority’. So now we take the honorific out of their names so instead of a “good morning Dr. Leopold” it’s a “yo what up Leopold” and since it’s technically their last name still we get away with it. Pisses off these teachers who worked really hard for their PHD
You’re probably graduated now, but if you get the chance, next time your teachers with doctorates get uppity, remind them that college is a scam :D
"Im in ma bed, yeah dude same" yeah dude same
yeah dude, same
Yeah dude same
Yeah dude same
yeah dude same
Yeah dude same
"I know you didn't get anything Samantha, here you go."
Me, also named Samantha: "Oof. That hit me like a ton of bricks.
OMG I have a daughter named Samantha
I am also a Samantha oof
My dog would be named “Uncrustable”
.....
...yea...
My dog would be named tv dinner
@@Marshyfluf oh that’s even better lol
My dog would be named "4th Grade Mathematics Book Page 145"
@@Ludwig_Perpenhente I’m a little scared if you now
@@insertnameornoun6637 yeah I accidentally ate it, thought it was the Cheeto
"I'll call him daddy if he calls me daddy too!" So Jeff Goldblum and Damien are into ddlg. Welp, this has turned into a cursed video.
I w a n t a f r o n t r o w s e a t
now i have perfect material for fanfiction!
Some may say that it's a blessed video
@@smugwendigo5123 You want a front row seat to see a two grown men do ddlg? Yeah, I try not to kink shame but I draw the line at bodily waste and diapers.
@@k4rm463 Have fun writing you fanfic about two grown men screwing in diapers and other ddlg stuff.
The German soldier with the flamethrower looks like Jimmy Fallon.
Wouldn't be the first time.
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14:10- the sound of someone getting their window cleaned -
So true
Oh, Jeff wants to adopt me? Okay!
Wasn’t expecting to be adopted when I have a physical family-
12:07 how tf are the USA a first world coutry where so many people want to live in?????
I dont know honestly. We have a lot of idiots and just straight up bad people.
Anastasia Black that robot getting its arms and head ripped off is a fine example of such
It went through 3 countries, and got broken within the first month in USA. How are people this bad
As an American, I can confirm that that robot is more humane than just about everyone I know. Myself included!
I love that the editor went ahead and got that link to the book video. Thank you to them and thank you Damien for a beautiful laugh, a possibly amazing smile and your joyful excitement. ♥️
That’s got to be the maddest lad I’ve ever seen
2:20 "hello Karen" "you call me by my last name!" "no how bout you call me MISS OLEFIRENKO i dare u to try" karen shooketh
"Legend says that boy is still out of breath till this day."
Djhari aswan plot twist the boy later does the 5k and takes a wrong turn to a 10 k and then takes a wrong turn to a 15k
*_Boy's a legend_*
11:34 Amateur, when I was with 2 of my friends at Mcdonalds, one of them just ordered the cheese, then we threw it onto a signpost, where it straight up attached itself to the dude on the billboard's mouth, it could possibly still be sticking there to this day.
You missed the best part of the guy hooking up with his roommate
"Did he clean up?"
"No but he sent a dickpic so that's nice"
*w h e e z e*
i like how elon is the richest man in the world and still has a high enough sense of humor to add Joe Mode
No one:
Literally no one:
Me: THe eDiToR Is A tRue maDlaD
(Just gonna use this as self promotion: I edit Peppa Pig videos for fun!)
the editor? the dude ate a fricking book
@@SonGayku *fucking
Phillipa Mallinson The Dumbass I see you live up to your name...
Jk
Juan Cortez Muro my health teacher said to have realistic and achievable goals. He could teach you a lot
Juan Cortez Muro earn he subs, don’t ask :)
“hot wog” - emkay 2019 - you 2019
Edit: thanks for all the likes most I’ve ever gotten
Agent Skipper so funny.
Youre not wrong, i did repeat that to myself.
Excellent pfp
A
@@youngdiabetes-_-3486 woah
2:30 This is why you don’t mess with the China man
“It’s our new *shrill shriek* update” had me choking on laughter
2:09 “I was home schooled”....well now, that explains everything.
I'd make a joke, but I was homeschooled too so I don't know how to socialize
What if he was born in Alabama 😐😐
Can we all take a moment to appreciate the editor? He seems like a great guy, unfortunate he doesn't seem to get much recognition as Damien.
No one:
Literally no one:
Everyone:
No one:
Literally no one:
Someone: something.
R/Nobodyasked
@@sleepy5975
R/foundamobileuser
Wait.
People who link subreddits outside of reddit belong on a cross
@@keb8806 how would r/youngpeopleyoutube work then
@@SCP--xi4xv you're gross
My friend legit played the entire bee movie script on loudspeakers and the teacher couldn’t find how to turn it off, they never caught him and the whole school had too listen too it for an hour and a half
The woman who was told she was too ugly.. She just looks so friendly, though.
She was on another video by snowy joe
11:30 "far" actually means dad in my language, which makes it even funnier.
Hey I know this is off topic but can you guess what these song lyrics are from:
Some legends are told some
Turn to dust or to gold but
You will remember me remember me
For centuries.
@@lesliegriffith4722 BOI
@@CaptainSugarr you should watch one of my videos
Leslie Griffith Centuries.
"Ah, I see you're a man of literature"
-Man from the comment section of the the guy eating a book
I just imagine Damien as a teacher and some kid says “Hey Damien “ and that second they say that he says
“Hello everybody my name is Damien and welcome to Emkay “
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Zach:
Damien: *HoT Wog*
edit :Holy shit this is so many likes omg y'all are too good for this world lol
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even Zach:
Not even Slazo in the basement:
Damien: *W H E E Z E*
Charli Sotelo say what
A normal metalhead say what
Arkham Knight fuck the shut up
Arkham Knight say what
When he narrated Tesla the Easter egg it made me laugh so hard
I remember one time someone said that if he was proven wrong, he will eat his own words. Well, he printed a piece of paper with the exact words he typed on the Internet, put them in a blender and drank it.
Edit: I tried to scour the Internet for the link or even an article, but I couldn't find anything. I tried my best guys.
What a fncking madlad
“Drank it” it’s paper is it not? Lol.
@@reeth4629 Well he added water, so that it would be easier to consume
He said he would eat it, instead he drank it, he didn’t keep his promise
the vid link cmon
my dad used to work at a nearby Lowes and he could obviously tell when a customer was stealing. The thing is, the employees are not allowed to do anything to the robbers. Like someone walked right past my dad with multiple expensive tool sets in his cart and my dad just looked at him and said "Have a good day!"
Miniladd: So what’d did you d-
Kid: T-posed and did a microwave sound and got yelled by my teacher
A Miniladd post! A MINILADD POST!
But yeah, so true.
3:58 that kid goes to my shcool and everyone was posting on snapchat about him being reddit famous then this comes out 😂
In Denmark we some times don’t even know the teachers last names, we always call them by their first name, just like they also call us students by our first names
7:47 and this is how the new Emkay pfp was formed
Nobody:
Absolutely no one:
UA-cam ads: *P U T T H E E L E P H A N T IN THE FRIDGE*
Ok, so someone on a livestream was playing a game and was supposed to draw out an "elevator" but read it as "elephant" so I immediately got the mental image of an elevator in a fridge and I can't get it out of my head
*You know your ads are based on your typing history.*
@@Crimsane247 i dont think i searched about elephants in fridges but okay
It was a game lol
@@reeth4629 woooooooooooosh
Someone looking at the Joe Mode in there new Tesla: To the seller: WHO is Joe? Joe Mama mode
What do we do now?!
@Double tap to add title Mama joe
@@ProbablyYikes YOU CRACKED THE CODE
Double tap to add title joe mama x88
8:45 As someone who also gets a lot of nosebleeds, I laughed at this for five whole minutes
10:18 - me and my innocent friends' sense of humor,basically
"What was the last item you bought before going homeless?"
12:24
"All or nothing"
"he's teaching him the way."
you do know da way
Thats so old- meme nostalgia
Thanks jotaro kujo
No one:
Not a single soul:
Damien: *_MY BUTT CHEEKS STUPIDDD_*
This guy: Pay me to do nothing
People that actually paid him: “I’m something of a memelord myself”