@@cuauhtemocalejandroarellan7125 Nuclear war? Like in that 80's movie where there is a technical mistake or something I believe (like Wargames but a different movie) and missiles get launched against the Soviet Union. Next day earth's civilization is basically raped, gone. That's why neither parties, capitalist nor communist ever actually launched/started anything during the cold War. Both knew that would be terrible for all of humanity, there would be no winner at the end, both would lose. Like the AI in the movie Wargames calculated/concluded in the end. Think Nagasaki, Hiroshima; worldwide. So in that sense, if human civilization is gone, there is no party to start a war anymore anyway. So nuclear war would end all war, in a terrible sense.
Not sure if that was an actual OneJob at all. It could well be that they needed a cement foundation for something important (power pole?) even if they had to sacrifice one of the tracks. That could be on a rail yard with dozens of parallel tracks. Or maybe they just screwed up when issuing the order. That's why you check coordinates twice. In that case, it would be somebody else's OneJob.
@@swilson1454 oml you just reminded me of this episode on Forensic Files where these assholes killed someone, got stuck in the sand, the towtruck got stuck, the nect truck got stuck, then a third was stuck. But hey, that's how the murder was solved so thank God for almost instantaneous karma!
When the installer installs an installation incorrectly and decides to dis-install part of the installation to "properly" install the installation. "Nstal"
Actually you are perfectly safe, as that is not even an important part of the window. It is literally just the plastic cover to protect the other two panes.
1:13 I actually learned that airplanes have 3 layer windows, the middle one being the window that actually sustains the pressure difference. So it's only a problem if the second layer breaks and that guy wasn't actually in danger. I wouldn't travel in the airplanes of that company anymore though, because if they can't fix a window, what things could be hidden in the engines or electrics?
for those concerned, that airplane window is actually completely safe. airplane cabin windows have three panes, two on the outside to manage pressure and one on the inside (the loose one) that just protects the outer two and makes it fit into the cabin walls
How is it completely safe if it protects the outer two? Unless you just mean it covers the other two, not neccesarily protects from damage or something.
@@olivercharles2930 You’re right. It does need to be repaired because the inner plastic protector guards the glass from incidental damage from passengers and such. However, it’s not such an immediate risk to have it loose like that.
A few years ago, I ordered a fidget spinner off Amazon. When it arrived, I looked at the box. On it, in big black letters, were the words: *HAND SINNER* 🤦
Your getting ready to get in the shower the police storm in because you don’t have the shirt on so now you have to live your entire life with that shirt on
"My father is so cool, hes a firefighter." "My father is more cooler! Hes in the U.S army!" "My grandfather is better!" "I don't believe you." "He is, he served in World War Eleven!" "OHHH, NO WAY!"
"What's your favorite food starting with X?" Me thinking: "Grapes" "If it's Grapes you're banned from the channel" Me: *starts vanishing* "Oh....well.....o.o;;;;
0:46 Lemme lay down some K n o w l e d g e The job mess up is that they removed the fifth blade, in order to make it be able to move past the window. Obviously, that just isn't smart and won't work, but... it's really one big screw up
It started in 1957 when the achool A.L. Stefulescu was built and when they put that goalpost they did the markings right and in 2009 when my brother was in school they decided to remake the marking and they did it wrong. And thats the history of that goalpost
3:18: Oh my god... That's my freaking yearbook. It was the inaugural Graduating class. That's why the tagline was "I was here." I knew something was off when I looked at it and it never clicked..
I think I seen it as short written for Chimera and other places where they cut it down and you end up whit Chima. I mean Denmark usually get ok Dmak or so.
I think the missing fan blade may have been intentional “Oh no, this window is blocking the fan blade, guess we’ll have to remove the blade and leave the other 4, forgetting about the length of the other four”
1:18 That's perfectly fine... Well, it isn't obviously but it's still fine There's a double window for cases just like these. Once the plane lands it undergoes inspection and they will find it, after that they will fix it. This is one of the first things I learnt in aeronautical engineering. Fun fact: sometimes the windows fill up with water and the pilots complain about it but we can't do anything about it until it actually breaks or when it offsets the center of mass/load capacity.
Time traveler: Wacha doing? Me: Playing a game about the world war- Time Traveler: World war 11 was tough, yeah. Me: THE *WHAT* Sorry for the dead meme
7:00 Oh hey my favorite is Gra- "If you say grapes your banned out off the channel" Great swordfish, gotta love that swordfish MMMMMM mmm. A Wisconsin classic that one. Little did you know we're also the swordfish state on top of the beer and cheese state... In our freshwater lakes... ...
Most people don't know but airplanes fly high enough that if there is a hole in the hull everyone inside will lose oxygen and pass out in thirty seconds and then die two minutes later, including the pilots.
@@ilikedinosaurs392 nesquick comes as a powder, and you make it with milk. Milk is a beverage anyway, so chocolate milk is a chocolate flavoured beverage
“World War 11”
*time traveler brings this plaque*
WW1 soldier:
the
WHAT
TSwany "The war to end all wars"
Watt*
It says 1939-1945 so no time traveler
Any body: the WHAT(cos its ww eleven plaque)
@@cuauhtemocalejandroarellan7125 Nuclear war?
Like in that 80's movie where there is a technical mistake or something I believe (like Wargames but a different movie) and missiles get launched against the Soviet Union.
Next day earth's civilization is basically raped, gone.
That's why neither parties, capitalist nor communist ever actually launched/started anything during the cold War.
Both knew that would be terrible for all of humanity, there would be no winner at the end, both would lose.
Like the AI in the movie Wargames calculated/concluded in the end.
Think Nagasaki, Hiroshima; worldwide.
So in that sense, if human civilization is gone, there is no party to start a war anymore anyway.
So nuclear war would end all war, in a terrible sense.
Replace the fire extinguisher with a grenade now we got a surprise party
R/cursedcomments
You didnt have to copy me, but ok.
They didn’t copy you lmao they said surprise party you said yeah pull the pin 😂
@@eve8500 Whatever, I don't even care about him copying me 😂
Free Time Point then why did you comment?
*steps out of car* “what did i miss?”
“Ah, just world war 3-11”
world war 3.14....
world war 9-11
....head first into world war 12
@@pencilidfbball5517 WWπ
@@Likeusb1 thanks you made ly day better with your joke
Some idiot designer: *puts cement over train tracks*
Damien: *just frickin breaks and wheezes*
Not sure if that was an actual OneJob at all. It could well be that they needed a cement foundation for something important (power pole?) even if they had to sacrifice one of the tracks. That could be on a rail yard with dozens of parallel tracks.
Or maybe they just screwed up when issuing the order. That's why you check coordinates twice. In that case, it would be somebody else's OneJob.
I’m glad japan is smarter than thi- **Wait I don’t live in japan**
@@achtsekundenfurz7876 Or it's an old track that isn't used anymore.
What about ww 69
what if the train that goes on that track is a passenger train
*Cook people:* Yes, yes.. the most lovely cuisine that has ever been cooked.
Eggs are one of the most popular forms of child to eat
*TO SERVE MAN*
@@pheonixflame1568 *TO SERVE CULTURED MEN*
Make sure to eat the nervous system, it full of carbs!
R/cursedcomments
No one:
Damien: “Inconspicable”
Words are hard.
@@blue_kobolt1785 Ie berlive chu ment wurds were herd?
Weeze*
Inconceivable!!!!!
@@dovahkiindragonborn3950 you keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means
"Grandpa, did you fight in any conflict?"
The Grandpa: _World War Eleven flashbacks_
What about 2-11?
Hey I just saw your when your friend dresses up as herobrine comment on the chara theme vid
@@kittywyatt1520 the person who originally wrote this comment. Random Things
Grampa?
Mr. Miacis nearly all of America died to that robo-hitler
"What's a Nestle chuckie??"
Filipinos: Allow us to introduce ourselves
been looking for this comment😂😂
I addicted to that stuff
I love that stuff XD
im here what do you want
@@BottleOBile *until I ran out of them and had to switch to Dutchmill*
Made in Chima, I immediately thought of Lego Chima, childhood memories.
ayyyy me too!
Me to
Damn glad I'm not the only one
Ay
Holy Crap, Now I Know I'm Not The Only One Who Watches It.
"999 you think 666 is bad? Well I just tripled that"
-Damien 2019
And that's the number for emergencies in Britain to you saying are emergency service is worse than the devil?
"What is this?! A center for ANTS?! This needs to be at least... three times bigger!"
this is big brain time
*clap*
ONE JOB DAMIEN
*clap*
O N E J O B
He trolled all of you, you thought he was stupid but he said it wrong intensionally.
It is a one job video, he saw his chance and took it.
"look at that pizza slice, all triangular" - Damian 2019
Jacob Lackey I mean there are like pizza cut in rectangular form
Wooooooooooooooosh
@@unclesam326 bro Y we eating a circle pizza thats cut into triangles but is served in a square box
6:00 that was actually on purpose as part of Fanta's turn the world upside down ad campaign
Australians got Lucky on that one
There should be a sub reddit called r/twojobs where it's people failing at fixing people's mistakes
Edit: Join the new sub its r/fineillfixit
Bellair I once saw this post about an AAA guy getting his keys locked in his truck so he needed another AAA guy
@@swilson1454 oml you just reminded me of this episode on Forensic Files where these assholes killed someone, got stuck in the sand, the towtruck got stuck, the nect truck got stuck, then a third was stuck. But hey, that's how the murder was solved so thank God for almost instantaneous karma!
Indeed
@@r.j.penfold some car ended up in water, truck came to get it out fell in, truck came to get both of them also fell in,
@@solar2179 oof
Everyone: Oh no, WW3 is coming
WW11: *helo*
WW12:HELO THERE
WW13: OI
WW14: *Dio’s Theme.*
WW15 1/2:Megalovania plays
WW16: Oh, you're approaching me?
0:50 I think it's missing a blade because the person who installed it thought "oh, if I get rid of this blade then it won't hit the window"
We know
@@samhitasv4067 we dont care
When the installer installs an installation incorrectly and decides to dis-install part of the installation to "properly" install the installation.
"Nstal"
OTOH, 11:34 looks to me like it was fine before but they added the wall to the right and haven't removed the screen yet.
0:42 no the “you tried” is that they removed one blade of the fan to make it not hit the window, but the forgot about the other four blades
_" I love an audience when I'm performing."_
B R O S K U I love an fornite for a cram.
@@norr0513 h a r d e r t h a n s t e e l !
@@flental6708 raspberry, berry, and very berry cram.
I C U P
B R O S K U... im just gonna comment cuz I dont want to destroy the 400 likes, so...
**like**
Remember children, A is for Badger, J is for Hallucinogens, and X is for Watermelon.
Yes master
Badger? Badger? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKING BADGER!
Don't you mean X is for waterlemons
S is For Parallelogram!
@@spring3459 good boy/ good girl. At least u know who i am
"In memory of World War 11"
Looks like we don't have to worry about ww3 then.
Eufie_ Animatez! XD
But we have to worry about World War 12
EssArsh *o h n o*
Well, *now* you have to worry about ww3.
*or do you?*
Or 4-10
*a time traveller time travels to world war 2*
Soldier: *were having a world war here!*
Time traveler: *which one? There are 11.*
Soldier: *hol up-*
World was?
I'd be concerned for the future
@@videontekuro9399 dont go to mars everyone on mars will die first
EVERY OTHER soldier medic and creature there:horribly fortified terrible scream
@@nissnynass Tbh, Mars sounds safer than Earth sometimes...
The "Go bananas!" sign with a pineapple makes a lot more sense if you say ananas instead of pineapple
Exactly, even most languages in the world besides English have the same way to pronounce "Pineapple" as "Ananas" or something similar to that
Yeah
ananas is dutch for pineapple
@@janherrie08 Also in French!
@@rattb0i482 ok
"Excuse me, the Airplane window is a bit broken."
"CALL THE JUSTICE LEAGUE!"
Welcome aboard Spirit Airlines, have a nice flight!
Nah just call iron man. He can fix that up in a sec. To continue your flight
Actually you are perfectly safe, as that is not even an important part of the window. It is literally just the plastic cover to protect the other two panes.
Neither do I
I am an idiot who doesn’t understand the concept of whoooosh
3:17 "This knockoff is such a knockoff that even the country it was made in is a knockoff!"
Gumball Watterson
@@edith2821 lol TAWOG is hilarious
Haven’t seen a reference to that since 4th grade, thank you
@@ametsunami4070 no my man
8:13
Mr beast: goes to supermarket
Also Mr beast: surviving 24hrs in a cheese house
Bottle: “Serving size 2 gummies, servings 30”
Damien: “Aww only 15 days of gummies?”
yeah, this is big brain time
Math is hard
Allan please add reply details
Pewds would be proud
So what's the actual amount of days
12:41 I- Damien, buddy. A serving is 2 gummies, that’s 2 a day. There are 30 total SERVINGS so there are 60 gummies in the bottle total
And thus is the life of a redditor. Damien doesn't know the difference between an oboe and an elbow
Exactly, I was looking for this comment
THE INSTRUCTIONS EVEN SAY TO CHEW TWO GUMMIES, RIGHT ABOVE THAT
Do not question his logistics for they are truly remarkable
The one job is that the brand is *1* a day, but a serving is 2 gummies.
"Why would you even try to pull out?"
- Damien 2019
Oh no.
*Burst through the wall*
OH YEAH!
Hey, Macarena!
no. just no
a nice number of likes you got there.
1:13 I actually learned that airplanes have 3 layer windows, the middle one being the window that actually sustains the pressure difference. So it's only a problem if the second layer breaks and that guy wasn't actually in danger. I wouldn't travel in the airplanes of that company anymore though, because if they can't fix a window, what things could be hidden in the engines or electrics?
for those concerned, that airplane window is actually completely safe. airplane cabin windows have three panes, two on the outside to manage pressure and one on the inside (the loose one) that just protects the outer two and makes it fit into the cabin walls
nice, i started sweating lmao
How is it completely safe if it protects the outer two? Unless you just mean it covers the other two, not neccesarily protects from damage or something.
@@olivercharles2930 You’re right. It does need to be repaired because the inner plastic protector guards the glass from incidental damage from passengers and such. However, it’s not such an immediate risk to have it loose like that.
Goo Goo Ga GA !!!!
When he said “drop it like a nuke” all that went through my head was “TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!!!”
aaHHHHH
24 kill streak tactical nuke inbound
GET TO COVER!
Nuclear launch detected
vietnam flashbacks*
Me: Looks away for one second
Damien: Cooker cooks people.
Me who wasn't paying attention: *WHAT?!*
h
Axel Annand *why are you mentioning me*
@@theletterh6011 h
the letter h I mentioned you because I love you
@@Yaro2 oh... oh ty I actually really needed that
10:20 the way he says "Now this, this is cursed" just sounds so official and grand. I love it
5% Reddit.
85% solving their problems
10% Damien laughing at his own jokes
perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
meow
A few years ago, I ordered a fidget spinner off Amazon.
When it arrived, I looked at the box.
On it, in big black letters, were the words: *HAND SINNER*
🤦
Three guesses what a hand sinner is
@@ikeaforlife hand goes to the deepest parts of the Underworld guaranteed
@@ikeaforlife hand that SINNED! IT GRABBED APPLE!
@@ikeaforlife Someone's hands that partake in sinful pre-marital handholding.
lol
12:55
serving size: 2
servings per container: 30
that means there are 60 gummies, not 30 lol.
30 days, not 15
Oxidict woooooosh
@@queenie6201 You whooshed him for no reason. He didn't miss the joke, he just corrected him.
@@SickVoid people get so exited to use the whoosh that they forget to actually check what they are whooshing.
@@queenie6201 I'mma just stop ya right there.
@Oxidict
Wait... That's illegal!
14:29 The initial thing is funny, but the best part is that the billboard said uncut on it 🤣
Damien when he doesn't realize Nesquik and Nestle Chuckie are both owned by Nestle. Big Brain 100
BumbleBirb
Same here
...............
What’s Nestle Chukie? Is it like a different type of cereal then Nesquik or something completely different
@@Nam_gwen it's famous here in the Philippines
Or maybe even Asia but it tastes just like Chocolate milk with even more chocolate
Meat Lover thanks for the info
@@Nam_gwen no problemo
Isn’t Nestle that terrible water company that steals a town’s water and sells it back to them?
4:20 (Nice) - "Something did this."
Ah yes, the floor here is made of floor.
4:20 = 420
the snow is snowier
Policeman: *arrests me*
Me: *shows “Do Not Arrest This Person” shirt*
Police: Mission failed! We’ll get ‘em next time!
"That shirt won't stop me, because I can't read."
Your getting ready to get in the shower the police storm in because you don’t have the shirt on so now you have to live your entire life with that shirt on
@@Skel1001 the shirt creates an invisible bubble. policemen keep spawning around it, waiting for you to remove it
@@eggwizard25 just do a papyrus and wear it in the shower
Heeeeheee so funny I shit myself 😔✌️
13:35 - Jon Stewart: *chuckles* "You're in danger"
Theres 60 gummies..
30 is the amount of servings, there are 2 gummies per serving..
30 x 2 = 60
Toni Gray thank you I almost threw my phone when he said that
@SCP 682 what?
@SCP 682 you clearly said fuck you
@specimen 11 are you from spookys house of jumpscares/jumpscare mansion?
@specimen 11 nice
"You think 666 is scary? i just trippled that number!"
Ohhhhh boy Damien...
Wait how much is 666x3?
@@AdrieJ06 1998
@@NF89ye Wait really?
@@NF89ye what happened in 1998?
@@AdrieJ06 bruh 666 × 3 is 1998
10:44
Looks like when you place a single Minecraft fence and didn’t place any other fences next to it.
No no
IRON BARS:*does the head turn u know the one:am I a joke to you
3:19: "East? I thought you said weast!"
Serving size: 2
Servings: 30
Total of gummies: 60
Narrator: "only 30 gummies!?"
His name is Damieon
Daninsbnab is his name
Rip damien
He thought he had pasted math but his last test was watching Memes and doing math
*z i z e*
He's looking kinda funky
He's looking kinda fresh
He's looking for some kids
To be snaking on their flesh
Karen whyyy not the kidsss
*snacking
Snaking is to do with a snake lol
@@tinybabywater4671 For all we know the kids are snakes
@@Randus1058 or just like snakes, they swallow
@@Randus1058
Yee most be tellin on you
"world war 11"
Historians: *visible anger*
ERICA JOY AREVALO worst part is the fact its for world war 2. If it had been for world war one it could be more understandable but this...
They say it was so cruel it skipped the previous nine wars
@@GeaForce they say it was so cruel that the previous nine wars got scared and ereased themselves from history
And here I am wondering how the human race would still even be around after all that?
Eli Esh dont worry we wont
JC’s head at 11:30 looks as if he’s regretful about filling up on the miracle bread, all by himself. “Bread and fish for all! Whoops…”
Lmao; Bottle: "serving size=2; 30 servings"
Damien: "There's only 15 servings?!?"
No Damien, there are 30 servings; 60 gummies.
Thank god someone said it
I would like this, but that would bring it up to 70
On second thought...
it really should be called once per day not one a day.
World war 11. Germany: at least I didn’t cause it
1+1=2. Thats probably not your history teacher. Its your math teacher
Did russia join?
Archenhailor Let me guess Switzerland is still neutral
I mean- you never know.
Susannah Campbell like besides the one dude who punched a German leader in the face for shooting his star celery yeah
3:01
My eyes: Cheetiz
My brain: *ChEeZeTiTz*
Remove cheeze
pencils pianos Then you have some bad eyes my friend because it’s definitely Cheetizs
@@Jim-lg8sf Yep, Myopia is a bitch.
I literally thought the same 😂
Same🤣
DAMIEN JUST MAKES THIS x10 FUNNIER
"My father is so cool, hes a firefighter."
"My father is more cooler! Hes in the U.S army!"
"My grandfather is better!"
"I don't believe you."
"He is, he served in World War Eleven!"
"OHHH, NO WAY!"
RIP to all the world war 11 soldiers!😔
Super Zoober The ww11 people had it so much easier than us ww10 folks tho!
@@shinkanseninkyrgyzrepublic4544 No doubt.
Your right! But what about WW3, I mean your fighting for trump...
*joins other side*
My dad has a gold tooth
"m shut up. My dad has diabetes"
"hay, whats up with ur gramps, is he ok?"
"naw man"
"what, what happened?"
"he died from nuke fallout of ww11"
"ahh sorry for u man"
Year 3000 shit happening right there
14:31 I think we all know what kind of job that was
Bruh
@@Trazor_ *bruh*
@@Red-lm7xo I was about to make a "don't cuss in my christen Minecraft server" joke but whatever
6:50 imagine having a grenade display on that wall
why did it take me that long to realize the swapped proportions of mario and luigi 😭😭😭
"What's your favorite food starting with X?"
Me thinking: "Grapes"
"If it's Grapes you're banned from the channel"
Me: *starts vanishing* "Oh....well.....o.o;;;;
Grape fans will never disappear!
@@mr.outlaw231 **you vanish, as you're a grape fan**
Its gotta start with X, Xrapes.
Parrotshootist X-Grapes
My brain: DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T!!!
Me: my favourite food with X is...
0:32 Plot twist: The year is wrong, not the 11.
Aw shit here we go again
@@rishnayak4692 lets not make this happen again USA
(keep a eye on germany).
@@senor-quack1580 Ok Paraguay
@@MadWatcher no more shooting them either
Wdym year is wrong? Ww2 did start in 1939(woooosh incoming)
“WORLD WAR 11”
Friccin spoilers
Yes its a spoiler
This golden comment is underrated
r/cursedcomments, but I won't put it on because I'm too lazy.
F
Fuckin*
nothing better than waking up at 4:30 am and watching emkay
"New York pizza is the worst pizza"
Damien, I came here to laugh and all you did was hurt me.
I agree :(
I know, I have now lost a little bit of respect for the man.
ikr :((
2ManyPlayers - Michael Smith I feel ya man.
It... it is though
bro where's the alternate universe where the world had 9 world wars
sorry, 9 *MORE* world wars
Soon we have just 8 to go
Jurre veldhuijsen lol
@@veldmuis8181 *OOOOOHHHHH NOOOOOO*
*nuke explodes*
*Laugh*
That sign is outdated, there were 27 world wars
*Returns to the future*
@@veldmuis8181 *donald trump's stupidity intensifies*
0:46 Lemme lay down some K n o w l e d g e
The job mess up is that they removed the fifth blade, in order to make it be able to move past the window.
Obviously, that just isn't smart and won't work, but... it's really one big screw up
K n o w l e d g e has been laid down
* K n o w l e d g e has been noted*
The window can be opened to allow the fan to spin. They had to remove one blade so it could be closed
Skipping through emkay videos until I find one with Damien. Thanks King
Pessimists : "WORLD WAR 3 IS COMING SOON"
Optimists : "World War 3 is a fantasy for conspiracy theorists."
Me : "W O R L D W A R E L E V E N"
1 Ceres Nah, World War 420 was even worse.
I’m a time traveler, you don’t want to know about World war 42069
World War 2020 was the worst
@@ATankEnjoyer No, World War 8282828288228827292027822 is the worst!
Since every war that we know about took place on Earth, then technically every war that was recorded in history was a world war.
"Give up on your dreams and die"
- levi Ackerman
Why the quote?
@@TheBluePhoenix008 it isn’t a quote...it’s a demand
True
shinzo wo sasageyo?
Levi Hackerman
“He’s looking kinda funky,
He’s looking kinda fresh,
He’s looking for some kids,
To snack on their flesh”
-Damien 2k19
Get me out of here
Personally, my favourite food that starts with x is swordfish.
Ugh dis cus tang. My favorite food that starts with x is watermelon.
"made in chima"
*thinks about childhood*
Lego chima
@@lyceon_.0 yeah
Ninjago is better lol
@@cosmonaut5509 i agree. that didn't stop me from liking chima as a little kid tho.
I didnt watch Lego chima only ninjago
Friend: what’s a food that starts with X?
Me, an intellectual: *sWoRdFiSh*
Nah your all wrong of course the only food in the world that starts with an x is Sushi
Jaime Marshall nah nah I mean swordfish
Jaime Marshall no i mean sushi
•NemyZilla Official• Bruh no sushi
AMATUERS we ALL know it's banana
Damien: "Inconspicable"
Me: Checks comments.
S A M E
I thought world war 8 ended but I never thought I would hear the words world war 11
"This is just like world war 8!"
-Ryder
Old guy: I fought in world war 11
Cashier: here's a veteran's discount
**Nestle Chuckie**
Damien: Wtf is this?
Filipinos: you won't understand
*you wouldnt get it*
Lol yess
I'm Filipino too
We like off - brand :)
South Asia had those once, now nowhere to found :(
7:23 that's my f***ing school in Romania
Neat
I want to know the lore of that goalpost.
It started in 1957 when the achool A.L. Stefulescu was built and when they put that goalpost they did the markings right and in 2009 when my brother was in school they decided to remake the marking and they did it wrong. And thats the history of that goalpost
Oh my-
3:18: Oh my god... That's my freaking yearbook. It was the inaugural Graduating class. That's why the tagline was "I was here." I knew something was off when I looked at it and it never clicked..
Policeman: arrests me
Me: Wearing t-shirt that says do not arrest me
Policeman: Task failed succesfully
Technically at 3:16, "Chima"is actually a place... In the LEGO world.
Edit: about 500 Likes???
"I'm finally worthy!"
I think of that alot but seems like no one talks about it, what happened to it?
I remember watching in
I think I seen it as short written for Chimera and other places where they cut it down and you end up whit Chima.
I mean Denmark usually get ok Dmak or so.
Commented the same, oops🤣
Oh my got this is Leik the meme that the guy make mistakes in his words
The best name of food that starts with X : Airplane
????? I thing you mean helicopter.
WorldTravel1518 no, submarine.
xX_CheeseFilms_Xx actually I meant refrigerator
WorldTravel1518 I think he meant McDonald’s ice cream machine
Cubix no no no... trash can.
I think the missing fan blade may have been intentional
“Oh no, this window is blocking the fan blade, guess we’ll have to remove the blade and leave the other 4, forgetting about the length of the other four”
WW11 was such a horrible war, so many people died 😔
F in the chat for all the people who died 💔
What if i dont
F
@@vladhaiducu5141 then you do not die
F
F
I took away two things from this.
1. Everyone’s an idiot
2. You can’t math
Nobody can
*laughs in asian*
@@OneLegendoOh crap... CORONAVIRUS *hides of the asian laugh*
Érika *repeatedly coughs/sneezes*
@@OneLegendo *it does nothing to her because the Coronavirus isn't lethal unless you Are a baby, an old person or someone with immune deficit*
Me: the perfect person doesn't exi-
Emkay/Damien: **laughs**
Me: *ALRIGHT ALRIGHT THE PERFECT PERSON EXISTS*
Tru tho lmao he's so wholesome
@@creamerinkyboi2855 he really is
I-
1:18 That's perfectly fine... Well, it isn't obviously but it's still fine
There's a double window for cases just like these. Once the plane lands it undergoes inspection and they will find it, after that they will fix it. This is one of the first things I learnt in aeronautical engineering. Fun fact: sometimes the windows fill up with water and the pilots complain about it but we can't do anything about it until it actually breaks or when it offsets the center of mass/load capacity.
Time traveler: Wacha doing?
Me: Playing a game about the world war-
Time Traveler: World war 11 was tough, yeah.
Me: THE *WHAT*
Sorry for the dead meme
WhT about world war 90 it’s America against the world again...
@@yutaniyourgirl2209 *_W H A T_*
By the time it’s WW11, spinel will be a real... *thing*
The war was so intense it skipped 3 and went straight to 11.
Maximillian coming soon, 2020
This went from 3 to 11 real fucking quick
when ur the 69th like: *nice*
WW11 (2243 - 2256)
@@EscapesAndRemoves bold of you to assume we’d be alive till then
There aren't only 30 gummies. There are 30 servings of 2 gummies each. So there's 60 gummies.
you cant argue with his assement
>:0
60 servings of 2 gummies each
120 servings of 60 gummies each
I saw that too, and went this is what you are talking about all you have to do is explain it…
I like how Damien did understand the third one
"Tell me which one is your favorite."
Me: Gra-
"If it's grapes you're banned off the channel."
Me: -pefruit
Spook I was making a reply. Then I realized you were spelling fruit wrong on purpose
i disliked because of this
@Spook pomegranate
*they had us in the first half, not gonna lie*
I spelt it wrong at first on purpose but I'll fix it for y'all 😎
“Made in Chima”
Oh my favourite furry kingdom made of bricks.
h a .
Omg it took me literally 30 secs to understand this lmao
But remember, there are Crocodiles, no 100% Furry.
how much price is blue ball?
ninjago better
@@Adriel_Idea Everything, or $3.50
7:00 Oh hey my favorite is Gra-
"If you say grapes your banned out off the channel"
Great swordfish, gotta love that swordfish MMMMMM mmm. A Wisconsin classic that one.
Little did you know we're also the swordfish state on top of the beer and cheese state...
In our freshwater lakes...
...
Grapes are my favorite fruit so I got unreasonably annoyed... 😂
Yep love being a sword-head! Go Wisconsin swordfish!
I like raisins.
Scratch that-- _craisins_
I like craisins
The one's you buy from school
Wait since when, I didn't even know the lake had swordfish
3:12 And here I was thinking Chima was a fictional land in an old Lego show
"Just pats on it like there there" 😂
Denise F does the f in your name mean Frick
I’m mean I had to be
@@spookyscaryphilington120 um no
Most people don't know but airplanes fly high enough that if there is a hole in the hull everyone inside will lose oxygen and pass out in thirty seconds and then die two minutes later, including the pilots.
8:45
Birthdays in Australia be like:
( This is a joke please don’t kill me. )
It’s not a unicorn horn, it’s a strap-on.
I just laughed at the joke
@@angstywolf6078 no shit sherlock
ǝƃɐnƃuɐl uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ uᴉ uɐᴉlɐɹʇsnɐ ʇou ɯ,ᴉ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuᴉʎɐs ɯ,I
@@exr879 what???
"Nesquick isn't even chocolate milk, it's a chocolate flavoured beverage."
...what exactly do you think chocolate milk is lol
r/woooosh
@@gosovietredballer69downwit41... who here is getting woooshed? I don't see a woosh here... except if anything you
I thought chocolate milk was with milk and chocolate flavoured beverage with water?
Also isn't Nestle producer of nesquick
@@ilikedinosaurs392 nesquick comes as a powder, and you make it with milk. Milk is a beverage anyway, so chocolate milk is a chocolate flavoured beverage
12:31 This is the remote for an old NeoTV from Netgear.
Me : starting my lawnmower
Lawnmower: 8:49
underrated
Why does your lawnmower sound like a white guy that laugh at his own jokes.
I listened to that like 10 times and i cant stop laughing
Oml That’s great
7:45
"It's Nestle's brand of chocolate milk!"
Nobody tell him what the Nes- in Nesquik stands for
Actually they have that in the Philippines-
@@ess9628 is it good?
@@vaporwavejuice5874 yes, and it taste like milk and chocolate :P
@@vaporwavejuice5874 it's funny that we have a product that's named Milo
like Milo murfy's law-
Brom Johnson it’s addicting
This subreddit should just be a compilation of his editor putting the wrong subreddits at the end of the video.
Do you mean at the beginning?
...did...did...did you purposely say end? As a "you had one job"? If you did, I applaud.
Jackson Angley I was going to see how long it took somebody to find out
@@psycheaow heck yea I did it
When your laugh is funnier than the meme itself