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  • @GwishinSong
    @GwishinSong 4 роки тому +5478

    microwave: no
    *Detroit: Become Human*

    • @theoboromine
      @theoboromine 4 роки тому +47

      Yasssss duuude(dudett if you're grl)

    • @qurh8463
      @qurh8463 4 роки тому +18

      64 likes.
      Good.

    • @alyssadurm7589
      @alyssadurm7589 4 роки тому +95

      *Um, yes 911? My microwave has become deviant please send help-*

    • @theoboromine
      @theoboromine 4 роки тому +49

      @@alyssadurm7589 and at this point you understand that you've been stabbed by your own Microwave. And also North is running at it and screaming "i knew you could do this, son!"

    • @XemeraldXD
      @XemeraldXD 4 роки тому +16

      This entire subreddit is just dbh

  • @maximummax7232
    @maximummax7232 4 роки тому +3734

    "The microwave knows you're going for your third helping of instant ramen"
    I feel called out...

    • @Coherek
      @Coherek 4 роки тому +61

      It's all that sodium it makes your voice high
      That's why I eat it

    • @freakazoidddd
      @freakazoidddd 4 роки тому +41

      James Velasquez look out chirren that’s a lotta sodium

    • @therealcat5794
      @therealcat5794 4 роки тому +18

      Who wants to intentionally make their voice higher pitched

    • @melissamata7
      @melissamata7 4 роки тому +12

      @@therealcat5794 me

    • @rainthesomber
      @rainthesomber 4 роки тому +5

      Ikr!

  • @AngelPlayz_II
    @AngelPlayz_II Рік тому +73

    3:46 As a bit of a coder myself, I can explain why this happened (bot exactly).
    Since there was two teams, something in the code broke and he was naming a *third* team. But since the third team doesn't exist, instead of giving them strings (words), it offered him two undefined values.
    Therefore, even when he said "undefined", he asked again, because the option didn't match the value (and it never would, since text is strings).
    I hope I explained it clearly!

  • @SpectreSceptre
    @SpectreSceptre 3 роки тому +93

    In french, "avocat" means both "lawyer" and "avocado" so it's probably something to do with the translations

  • @orion_starchaser
    @orion_starchaser 4 роки тому +6682

    Friend: We're going out tonight, you coming?
    Me: Can't. My microwave said no.

  • @a.w.1499
    @a.w.1499 3 роки тому +1362

    Need a stronger password? Just put in the whole Bee Movie script and page numbers and a couple random characters sprinkled in.

    • @aratusingtheinternet
      @aratusingtheinternet 3 роки тому +24

      Yes

    • @itsthesola10
      @itsthesola10 3 роки тому +161

      with it being the bee movie script you actually lose a lot of entropy -- if the hacker manages to know your password length they're certain to at least try the bee movie script.
      In other words...
      _According to all known laws of cryptography, there is no way the Bee Movie as a password can be cracked. Its length and implied entropy are much too large to get a reasonable number of guesses off the ground. But of course, the password, gets cracked anyway._

    • @OwoAshes
      @OwoAshes 3 роки тому +8

      Wow

    • @ket4kitt
      @ket4kitt 3 роки тому +4

      thx- lol

    • @pacifistsans2266
      @pacifistsans2266 3 роки тому +7

      r/technicallythetruth

  • @alexx1868
    @alexx1868 2 роки тому +69

    the lawyer one actually made me laugh a lot lmao: "lawyer" in Italian is "avvocato" which is really similar to "avocado" and me and my family like to joke about that

  • @dwarfnamedcake
    @dwarfnamedcake 2 роки тому +53

    14:34 props to him for actually saying it

  • @araconara
    @araconara 4 роки тому +2366

    He’s not wrong
    French:
    -the lawyer= l’avocat
    -the avocado= l’avocat
    All lawyers are avocados

    • @EchthelionII
      @EchthelionII 4 роки тому +55

      That's bizarre.

    • @musicjunkie0430
      @musicjunkie0430 4 роки тому +167

      "Avocados at law"

    • @kiragordon2458
      @kiragordon2458 4 роки тому +41

      Ever watch Daredevil?
      The main guy's friend is drunk and says avacado instead of, uh, I forgot what he said, but you gotta watch it. It's hilarious 😂

    • @dbseamz
      @dbseamz 4 роки тому +70

      Even funnier, the Spanish word for male lawyer (abogado) sounds more like avocado than the Spanish word for avocado (aguacate)

    • @jona7357
      @jona7357 4 роки тому +38

      Almost the same in Danish.
      Avocado: avokado
      Lawyer: Advokat

  • @rubub8455
    @rubub8455 3 роки тому +3462

    The way Damien talks is what I imagine sans sounds like.

  • @weegee867
    @weegee867 2 роки тому +9

    "I'm an orphan"
    Sam: Excellent.
    * Pulls out a shotgun *
    *I'm here to help keep it that way*

  • @heyoyo10gaming4
    @heyoyo10gaming4 2 роки тому +9

    That one where he got 100/90 is totally a written driving test. They will find any way possible to fail you on the free first attempt.

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 4 роки тому +462

    0:56 *screen violently shaking*
    Damian in the most bored sounding voice “aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa”

    • @haroldasgaming6088
      @haroldasgaming6088 4 роки тому +12

      If you click 0:55 multiple times it sounds like it could be a great alarm sygnal

    • @DaesoTheOne
      @DaesoTheOne 4 роки тому +27

      0:56

    • @quill4383
      @quill4383 4 роки тому

      @@haroldasgaming6088
      hall

    • @quill4383
      @quill4383 4 роки тому

      @@DaesoTheOne the

    • @uh3336
      @uh3336 4 роки тому +3

      @@haroldasgaming6088 ding- *_"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"_*

  • @aygian1176
    @aygian1176 4 роки тому +3788

    Doctor: *How do you feel?*
    Me: *Depressed.*
    Doctor: *Why?*
    Me: *Even My Microwave denied me...*

    • @katsa70
      @katsa70 4 роки тому +52

      You: Can I get a prescription?
      Doctor: No.

    • @randomyuotuber857
      @randomyuotuber857 4 роки тому +21

      Aaryan Gupta theres 69 likes.
      *_and i know how to ruin it_*
      edit: i changed it to 70 likes, fight me.

    • @millzo494
      @millzo494 4 роки тому +6

      Aaryan Gupta hey we have the same profile picture!

    • @jett9631
      @jett9631 4 роки тому +8

      Welcome to r/im14andthisisdeep

    • @hambugerrs
      @hambugerrs 4 роки тому +1

      666 likes :o I’m 666th like

  • @maxbjork9787
    @maxbjork9787 2 роки тому +10

    i love software gore there's almost no way anything cursed can slip through into the subreddit

  • @jedispiders7204
    @jedispiders7204 2 роки тому +6

    i was absolutely dying through the entire video but "how you showin me this screen bud?" KILLED ME

  • @vengfulhowl
    @vengfulhowl 4 роки тому +851

    Friend: what's your favorite fruit?
    Me: *T H E L A W Y E R*

    • @arnaudmenard5114
      @arnaudmenard5114 4 роки тому +14

      It gave me a good giggle! And yup it’s indeed a French thing.

    • @dreamsolaris
      @dreamsolaris 4 роки тому +4

      Can confirm

    • @friendlyneighborhoodmango6894
      @friendlyneighborhoodmango6894 4 роки тому +9

      also, “lawyer” in spanish is “abogado”, I believe

    • @beetlejesus3199
      @beetlejesus3199 4 роки тому +3

      @@friendlyneighborhoodmango6894 Yes, but avocado is "aguacate" and not "abogado" so the joke don't really work x)

    • @stephaniebarrs1767
      @stephaniebarrs1767 4 роки тому +2

      i too like the lawyer

  • @LaTrancheDePain
    @LaTrancheDePain 4 роки тому +827

    7:08 avocado in french is "avocat"
    a lawyer in french is also "avocat"

    • @fruitymf6952
      @fruitymf6952 4 роки тому +47

      I confirm im french

    • @riptertel3612
      @riptertel3612 4 роки тому +26

      @@fruitymf6952 Avec un pseudo pareil, je pense que "La tranche de pain" aussi...

    • @mikealberts993
      @mikealberts993 4 роки тому +7

      R/hmmm

    • @jxlesprv
      @jxlesprv 4 роки тому +6

      Came down here to say that.

    • @adityabhardwaj1808
      @adityabhardwaj1808 4 роки тому +2

      Just thought about why it seemed familiar

  • @Dynmo__
    @Dynmo__ 3 роки тому +38

    Game: While holding forward, hold down “Error” to sprint
    Damien: Yeah, which button is that?
    Game: Ok boomer

  • @lmrstudioproductions6676
    @lmrstudioproductions6676 Рік тому +9

    I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THIS PART! 0:52

  • @GuavaMarshmellow
    @GuavaMarshmellow 3 роки тому +389

    1:21 Is just a physical version of the 'task failed successfully' meme.

    • @lozireen
      @lozireen 3 роки тому +7

      I was thinking that too.

    • @kallmenikk
      @kallmenikk 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, lol

    • @damon3128
      @damon3128 3 роки тому +8

      Am i right lads OR AM I RIGHT LADS

    • @sweedra7899
      @sweedra7899 3 роки тому +10

      @@damon3128
      Me: "They're right."
      *That's not one of the options*

    • @FunniLilFunniMan
      @FunniLilFunniMan 3 роки тому +3

      @@damon3128 You are right lad!

  • @Pinanimate
    @Pinanimate 3 роки тому +426

    Me: Hi there sign! How’re you doing?
    Sign: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Me: Yeah. Me too.

    • @Rudxain
      @Rudxain 3 роки тому +7

      Looks like someone caused a buffer overflow

    • @LouDuLappe
      @LouDuLappe 3 роки тому +1

      That sounds Like something from let'sgameitout xD

    • @anse7288
      @anse7288 3 роки тому +3

      en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/AAAAAAAAA!

    • @GwishinSong
      @GwishinSong 3 роки тому +1

      big mood

    • @icytheroboticwolf8656
      @icytheroboticwolf8656 3 роки тому

      me: hi there synth how're you doing
      the synth: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
      me: yeah me too

  • @tobysvideos1227
    @tobysvideos1227 2 роки тому +11

    13:43
    redditors when they see a minion:

  • @MrOliveKing
    @MrOliveKing 3 роки тому +4

    1:35 i love how calmly he says “its mine now”

  • @lo1ia855
    @lo1ia855 3 роки тому +369

    “Microwave says no. *NO* you’ve had enough.”

    • @pawskiepanzerfox8394
      @pawskiepanzerfox8394 3 роки тому +8

      LMAO 😆😂

    • @etibredips
      @etibredips 3 роки тому +1

      Quiet machine

    • @etibredips
      @etibredips 3 роки тому +2

      I have as much as I want

    • @vjollcabajgora9892
      @vjollcabajgora9892 3 роки тому +3

      Moon Of Stealth me:*puts cold food to the microwave*
      Microwave:NO.
      Me:why not?
      Microwave:I am tired of u putting food in me!
      Me:so
      Microwave:*malfuncions*
      Me:what in the...

    • @snowy8061
      @snowy8061 3 роки тому

      Wow

  • @boahneelassmal
    @boahneelassmal 3 роки тому +1488

    "Country of purchase: Australia"
    "It's mine now, I own it"
    _completely disregards the Czech flag_

  • @tobygibbes2111
    @tobygibbes2111 Рік тому +4

    8:05 no one is going to understand this but micheal looks like one of the homeland security investigation agents that is followed on the show to catch a smuggler

  • @austinorlando4326
    @austinorlando4326 2 роки тому +9

    That elevator at the beginning was just the willy Wonka elevator.

  • @that_czech_weirdo9177
    @that_czech_weirdo9177 3 роки тому +600

    "Australia - It's mine now!"
    Every Czech person watching: Yeah....nooo.

    • @alexandermcdonald4805
      @alexandermcdonald4805 3 роки тому +8

      RRRrrrrrrrr4r4rrrrrrrrr4rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtrrrrrrrrrr

    • @dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797
      @dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797 3 роки тому +3

      Nothing happened to anyone. Dude do you think anyone would believe this? People are really stupid sometimes...

    • @menticek
      @menticek 3 роки тому +10

      How many Czechs are here 😂

    • @hemz5882
      @hemz5882 3 роки тому +9

      @@dislikeallmyvideosyoulittl5797 uh what

    • @terezakramska7912
      @terezakramska7912 3 роки тому +1

      Too many czech aroud 😂

  • @natend741
    @natend741 4 роки тому +372

    "The lawyer" probably come from a lazy translation
    Where avocado in french is Avocat
    And avocat is also lawyee

  • @cyrilsli
    @cyrilsli 3 роки тому +7

    4:10 the programming language's undefined is not equal to a user entered undefined (like the charater null is 00000000, but a user-typed "null" is 4 charaters

  • @controlfreakofficial314
    @controlfreakofficial314 3 роки тому +7

    I'm surprised how some of the guys in Emkay are capable of speaking gibberish so perfectly.

  • @wallflower7385
    @wallflower7385 4 роки тому +618

    1:32 It is not about buying Australia. It is about the fact that there is Czech Republic flag next to it.

    • @PurpleTurtleFan
      @PurpleTurtleFan 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah! I mean- thATS Not auSTrALA

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +22

      And yet he understood that 4:38 was the Croatian flag rather than the American or even the British.

    • @wallflower7385
      @wallflower7385 4 роки тому +11

      @@japanpanda2179 I guess noone gives a damn about Czech Republic. :D :D no sea, no well known celebrity, nothing that special. :D :D. It really sucks living here. (Jk, I like it here)

    • @therealdiamondcat3246
      @therealdiamondcat3246 4 роки тому +4

      Or Czechoslovakia

    • @tucplayz627
      @tucplayz627 4 роки тому +5

      r/whooosh

  • @novawolf981
    @novawolf981 4 роки тому +602

    Person: Where's your lawyer?
    Me: *Places avocado*
    Here he is. This is my lawyer

    • @CrustedLizard
      @CrustedLizard 4 роки тому +10

      Looks legit

    • @HerahKobayashi
      @HerahKobayashi 4 роки тому +1

      @omar garaali hi bot

    • @NovaTheDark
      @NovaTheDark 4 роки тому +9

      Thats a french joke for real, it doesnt work quite well in english tho

    • @novawolf981
      @novawolf981 4 роки тому

      @Dylan Bundren Perhaps

    • @drigy8333
      @drigy8333 4 роки тому +3

      You would win

  • @umutefebozbyk3029
    @umutefebozbyk3029 2 роки тому +9

    3:08 *WHY THIS IS SO RELATABLE?*

  • @akish302
    @akish302 3 роки тому +7

    6:17 "the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night"

  • @Vailingglobe
    @Vailingglobe 3 роки тому +535

    "I'm AAAAAAAAA and you're watching Disney channel!"

  • @ceruleansky6670
    @ceruleansky6670 4 роки тому +759

    Let’s be real here that 257 TB drive was just their “homework” folder.

    • @katsa70
      @katsa70 4 роки тому +23

      The whole drive? Might as well call it Windows "Home" Edition then.

    • @user-fr4qz3tv1j
      @user-fr4qz3tv1j 4 роки тому +21

      no it’s minecraft memes

    • @clodcat5550
      @clodcat5550 4 роки тому +10

      Wow, that person must be really lazy.

    • @Katthemusicfox
      @Katthemusicfox 4 роки тому +3

      @@user-fr4qz3tv1j lol u didnt get it

    • @user-fr4qz3tv1j
      @user-fr4qz3tv1j 4 роки тому +4

      they hid their minecraft memes in their homework folder

  • @FoxSlyme
    @FoxSlyme 2 роки тому +5

    14:01 that glass is not a terrible guy

  • @ssunsuns
    @ssunsuns 3 роки тому +17

    I still think its funny that iPhones actually have a feature programmed in so that times on the phone can say BC even though the first iPhone was made in the 2000's

  • @basicbod4205
    @basicbod4205 4 роки тому +1090

    When your microwave tells you no, you know you've got a problem.

    • @1980woodpixie
      @1980woodpixie 4 роки тому +16

      the microwave doesnt want to micro wave

    • @Sillylittleman27
      @Sillylittleman27 4 роки тому +13

      THIS IS THE MICROWAVES RESPONSE TO WHEN YOU TRY AND MICROWAVE METAL :O

    • @ryancatgames4279
      @ryancatgames4279 4 роки тому +3

      I'm waiting for my sign to come, so I know my microwave hates my popcorn addiction. XD

    • @hjk9995
      @hjk9995 4 роки тому +2

      @@ryancatgames4279 mk

    • @hjk9995
      @hjk9995 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryancatgames4279 this is funny

  • @threedicksonabench3141
    @threedicksonabench3141 4 роки тому +289

    5:25
    Get it?
    It’s cause Bob Ross is everything.
    BOB ROSS IS THE WORLD.

  • @memetech-
    @memetech- 3 роки тому +6

    10:25 dudes got an external battery... or two... or thirty

  • @nothentai4424
    @nothentai4424 2 роки тому +3

    That microwave thing at the start is a pretty good idea, because imagine if it has an option for people who are trying to lose weight, they put an option where they can only use the microwave 3 times per 6 hours, and it will only become available for 3 next in 6 hours

  • @hufflepuffler2575
    @hufflepuffler2575 4 роки тому +762

    Damian: is that Skyrim?
    Editor: YOU HAVE LOST YOUR GAMING PRIVLIGES!!!!!

    • @internetduck1520
      @internetduck1520 3 роки тому +14

      that made me angry

    • @gamergod9993
      @gamergod9993 3 роки тому +11

      Hippity hoppity your gamer card is nobody’s property

    • @Rainyday105
      @Rainyday105 3 роки тому +11

      Kaitlyn Buck
      2:49 and this is Clash Royale

    • @insomnia1109
      @insomnia1109 3 роки тому

      I got so trigger when he said that

    • @crystalclod1582
      @crystalclod1582 3 роки тому +1

      You think that was bad? Bruh he called Terraria te-RAW-ria. Like bruh cmon👁👄👁

  • @mannofdober873
    @mannofdober873 4 роки тому +633

    "I'm an orphan."
    *Good*

  • @PartytimeYOLO
    @PartytimeYOLO 2 роки тому +3

    9:37 given the rough date of this video, not the pic. that would still be about £67.2 million in tax.

  • @Ineedserioushelp498
    @Ineedserioushelp498 Рік тому +7

    6:12 ayo my man, that’s older than the universe…

  • @EpicGCM
    @EpicGCM 3 роки тому +399

    1:37 Damien that’s the flag of the Czech Repulbic you’re missing the joke

    • @adeaddeity7265
      @adeaddeity7265 3 роки тому +22

      GoldenGuardian
      I just got into learning countries so I laughed so hard when it showed the Czech Republic flag instead of the Australian flag.

    • @tlyke
      @tlyke 3 роки тому +13

      I'm in the Czech Republic rn on holiday

    • @EpicGCM
      @EpicGCM 3 роки тому +4

      Emma Lyke Wow! Thats awesome! I’ve been before and it’s beautiful. I hope you have a great holiday

    • @oliverkodys7723
      @oliverkodys7723 3 роки тому +8

      I live in Czech Republic.

    • @christophkalensky8584
      @christophkalensky8584 3 роки тому +5

      I'm from czech republic. But sadly I don't live there.

  • @kroneyt1493
    @kroneyt1493 4 роки тому +249

    1:30 - We'll just ignore the fact that the flag demonstrated with Australia actually belongs to the Czech Republic.

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 4 роки тому +7

      That is the fucking Softwaregore. We don‘t ignore it.

    • @japanpanda2179
      @japanpanda2179 4 роки тому +10

      Looks like Damien is not a geography nerd. Oh well...

    • @broddamuss4193
      @broddamuss4193 4 роки тому +2

      It's called Czechia, not the Czech Republic anymore

    • @jakubrohlicek8726
      @jakubrohlicek8726 4 роки тому +6

      @@broddamuss4193 It's still Czech Republic, Czechia is the biggest part of the country so a lot people call it that way

    • @najrenchelf2751
      @najrenchelf2751 4 роки тому +1

      KroneYT, well I‘m not.

  • @logangaming1103
    @logangaming1103 Рік тому +5

    13:18
    Ah yes, colder than the universal limit. Might need a coat

  • @tyearles518
    @tyearles518 2 роки тому +8

    My favorite part is 4:28

  • @asheboii9633
    @asheboii9633 4 роки тому +312

    In Red Dead Redemption he did that thing where you can run off a cliff until you see the ground

    • @jvhunko
      @jvhunko 4 роки тому +3

      In the game it probably had a glitch in the visual programming there for causing it to look like its floating

    • @goblinslayer310
      @goblinslayer310 4 роки тому +5

      is that skyrim... that man has never played any game in his entire life

    • @artsyhoodies
      @artsyhoodies 4 роки тому +5

      How to walk on air in cartoons:
      NEVER.
      NEVER LOOK DOWN.
      NEVER.

    • @Calcifer111
      @Calcifer111 3 роки тому +1

      Is tHaT sKyRiM

    • @jacobhanekamp2534
      @jacobhanekamp2534 3 роки тому

      Oh, you mean flying at -9.81m/s

  • @jupiter.8631
    @jupiter.8631 4 роки тому +291

    9:42
    *when thanos snaps but there’s an odd number of people*

  • @wdgaster6280
    @wdgaster6280 3 роки тому +5

    12:30 hell channel

  • @coyotix
    @coyotix 2 роки тому +1

    "You've scared away the centimeters" is now a par of my regular vocabulary

  • @PURERABBlT
    @PURERABBlT 4 роки тому +599

    "How many players do we have?"
    "2"
    "Great! That will be *2 teams.* Okay, before we begin, let's give you funny names!"
    " *Team 3* "
    Where did this team come from?

    • @taylor3621
      @taylor3621 4 роки тому +43

      A new challenger approaches!
      *UNDEFINED*

    • @Echonerd
      @Echonerd 4 роки тому +5

      Your pfp want me to commit Steven universe in growing pains

    • @PURERABBlT
      @PURERABBlT 4 роки тому +2

      Cake Pops Animations nice

    • @bangupstripes2094
      @bangupstripes2094 4 роки тому +2

      FBI agents

    • @JAMESGamingLV2
      @JAMESGamingLV2 4 роки тому +3

      One of the teams named themselves Team 3

  • @ClownHoundII
    @ClownHoundII 4 роки тому +547

    Flag: *Is of the Czech Republic *
    Damienn: Lol, the glitch is that I bought Australia!

    • @p3rz3r09
      @p3rz3r09 4 роки тому +19

      Yes, thank you for calling my country chez republic. :D

    • @adllushka
      @adllushka 4 роки тому +12

      @@p3rz3r09 ejjj ma boi nějakej čech here ? 😂😂😂

    • @p3rz3r09
      @p3rz3r09 4 роки тому +6

      @@adllushka j jsme čech :d

    • @czechslav7587
      @czechslav7587 4 роки тому +5

      @@adllushka taky taky :D

    • @AK-pk7ks
      @AK-pk7ks 4 роки тому +4

      Bro I need the chez mix

  • @quirkyturt64
    @quirkyturt64 8 місяців тому +2

    I've never laughed so hard from someone trying to pronounce "Snoqualmie"

  • @orrinpants
    @orrinpants 2 роки тому +2

    0:31 - That reminds me of my dream where a house we were at had ~921 floors
    It was one of my only dreams where there was an explanation for the weird things: They made a tunnel underground. So, simply, floor 921 was on the surface, not the moon.

  • @paulv2943
    @paulv2943 3 роки тому +92

    0:55 he screamed in lowercase

    • @OrangeAsh
      @OrangeAsh 3 роки тому +2

      AAAAAAAAAAAA, BBBBBBBBBB, and CCCCCCCCCC. The trilogy.

    • @ThatManRoi
      @ThatManRoi 3 роки тому +1

      aaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @1wjpf_709
      @1wjpf_709 3 роки тому

      @@OrangeAsh DDDDDDDDDDDD, EEEEEEEEEEEEE, FFFFFFFFFFFF comes back

    • @nevthefishi
      @nevthefishi 3 роки тому

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @lemonoomy4599
      @lemonoomy4599 3 роки тому

      @@1wjpf_709 GGGGGGGGG HHHHHHH IIIIIIIIII this May...

  • @Ilovewashers
    @Ilovewashers 3 роки тому +96

    Nevermind the eye glitch on the Furby, imagine my Sister's Furby from back at the height of their popularity glitching out in the voice and going "aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa" and spending several minutes trying to figure out where the noise is coming from.

  • @yourgal_hero3595
    @yourgal_hero3595 2 роки тому +2

    Mom: So what’s wrong?
    Me: So I was trying to heat up leftovers, and my microwave said no…

  • @ZP_TRUANT
    @ZP_TRUANT 2 роки тому +2

    Mother:” ‘random name’ come here, the guests are here”
    Me:”0:00

  • @trinurfav
    @trinurfav 4 роки тому +367

    ‘the microwave knows you’re going for your third helping of instant ramen’
    Hungry Naruto: *am I a joke to you?*

  • @pearlfox413
    @pearlfox413 4 роки тому +510

    Red Dead Redemption 2: *exists*
    Damien: Is this Skyrim?

  • @SOZOMUCIMAD
    @SOZOMUCIMAD Рік тому +1

    I encountered an r/softwaregore moment a while ago. I was on Google searching about Mighty the Armadillo, and I had the dark theme enabled. Here’s what Google said at the top of my Safari screen: “Dark theme is turned on. Go to Hamburger menu > Settings to switch between light and dark theme at any time.” I’m sure someone working at Google was thinking about fast food too much while programming the site. But it made me hungry too.

  • @IqmalAziz
    @IqmalAziz Рік тому +1

    I like it when the narrator says snoqualmie the auto caption can detect it flawlessly, but when the TTS voice says it, they detected 'snow kwame'

  • @fedde7232
    @fedde7232 3 роки тому +181

    4:35 it also says “german” with a French flag

  • @blackarosskir
    @blackarosskir 4 роки тому +559

    "Country of Purchase...Australia" with a Czech republic flag xDD

  • @fabilitey
    @fabilitey 2 роки тому +6

    2:33 i honestly noticed nothing wrong with this part until he pointed it out.

  • @_xxmidnight5351
    @_xxmidnight5351 Рік тому

    This video has got me laughing then about to stop then the next post comes up and I laugh again and the cycle repeats

  • @TheKartana
    @TheKartana 4 роки тому +601

    The lawyer for avocado is because the French word for both is “avocat” Someone used google translate

  • @deku_shiba
    @deku_shiba 4 роки тому +152

    EmKay: Is this Skyrim?
    Everyone Else: Are you serious?
    2:10

  • @TheComedyGeek
    @TheComedyGeek Рік тому +1

    I WANT THAT FURBY. It's so perfectly creepy. Like something from an 80's art installation, but with a 90's toy.

  • @Colt_RazorVolt
    @Colt_RazorVolt 3 роки тому +4

    5:42 hey man why u gota point out bobrosses mistake he was just tryina finish the lakes there after he has nearly finished painting a 1 to 1 scale picture of earth

  • @paultaylor1032
    @paultaylor1032 4 роки тому +248

    Emkay: your having your third thing of instant ramen you’ve had enough
    Me actually eating my third bowl : you can’t stop me

    • @jay.theoutsider
      @jay.theoutsider 4 роки тому +2

      I can only get through one haha

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 4 роки тому +6

      me eating 69 bowls while stopping time:

    • @christopherdoyen7456
      @christopherdoyen7456 4 роки тому +4

      Me eating 420 bowls raw: *Pathetic.*

    • @noodlesthesquishy9996
      @noodlesthesquishy9996 4 роки тому +3

      Me eating my 38474 bowl
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @windows10person30
      @windows10person30 4 роки тому +3

      oh
      hahaha
      hahahah
      *Read More*

  • @zeniththeantringleader
    @zeniththeantringleader 3 роки тому +446

    11:57
    “I’m an orphan”
    “Excellent. I’m here to help keep it that way.”
    This made me laugh so hard that I wheezed. My dog looked at me like I was absolutely insane and, frankly, I don’t blame him.

  • @earlpayud3222
    @earlpayud3222 2 роки тому +2

    7:04 kind of looks like a start of a Turn-Based RPG boss fight

  • @mr.splinter9882
    @mr.splinter9882 2 роки тому +3

    I just learned that I am terrified of frubies thank you internet!

  • @lizapiashko9105
    @lizapiashko9105 4 роки тому +461

    12:27 that is channel 666, broadcasting live from hell

  • @pschiptunes64
    @pschiptunes64 4 роки тому +935

    EmKay’s most spoken quotes:
    gnarly
    chief
    *intense laughing*

    • @arntck
      @arntck 4 роки тому +1

      @just random content 60th comment

    • @radiclysm
      @radiclysm 4 роки тому +3

      @@arntck *S H U S H*

    • @bunnylollie
      @bunnylollie 4 роки тому +1

      you forgot bud UwU

    • @payne7473
      @payne7473 4 роки тому +2

      You forgot DUNCE.

    • @seasonsarecool
      @seasonsarecool 4 роки тому +5

      do you mean: *WHEEZE*

  • @ShorkBoi
    @ShorkBoi 2 роки тому +3

    3:55 Wait. It said that there would be two teams, but then it asks Team 3 what they want to be called.

  • @sundae_z
    @sundae_z 3 роки тому

    The King Dice theme in the back makes these even more memey and it’s perfect

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 4 роки тому +494

    The phone is currently off, would you like to turn on the phone?
    **turns on phone**
    why did it turn off?

  • @polarisplayz9629
    @polarisplayz9629 4 роки тому +83

    6:17
    "Darling, if I wanted to hurt anyone here...I would have done so already"

  • @WinterRose-el6nn
    @WinterRose-el6nn 2 роки тому

    14:30 (transcribing the crowd) i love the fact that the captions try making out what you're saying

  • @nijgaming410
    @nijgaming410 3 роки тому +1

    What happened to Terraria is what happens when a game suddenly stops clearing friends

  • @m.rosesmith9597
    @m.rosesmith9597 3 роки тому +215

    When the Czech flag says Australia:
    *Hold Up-*

    • @probablymeep8426
      @probablymeep8426 3 роки тому +2

      a czech person writing this comment xD

    • @kjiop1180
      @kjiop1180 3 роки тому +2

      @@probablymeep8426 and another Czech person is writing this one

    • @probablymeep8426
      @probablymeep8426 3 роки тому +1

      @@kjiop1180 ahojj

    • @kjiop1180
      @kjiop1180 3 роки тому +1

      @@probablymeep8426 no čau

    • @snox0001
      @snox0001 3 роки тому

      you dont know could be the chechoslovakia flag 🤔

  • @hoziers
    @hoziers 4 роки тому +64

    7:09 that’s a joke that works in Italian (I’m italian lmao). “Avocado” sounds like “avvocato”, which means lawyer. The creator of that thing was probably trying to be funny in some way.

    • @PoP-ri7sr
      @PoP-ri7sr 4 роки тому +6

      @I dunno anymore i think the one that's ruining the mood is you

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 4 роки тому +6

      That’s actually a French translation error, since the word for avocado in French is identical to the word for lawyer, “avocat”
      So the translator didn’t know the context and mis-translated.

    • @NovaTheDark
      @NovaTheDark 4 роки тому

      @@Tonatsi "the translator" is definitely software, a man wouldnt make such a mistake cause even if he didnt have the images the other things he translated were fruit/vegetables names

    • @Tonatsi
      @Tonatsi 4 роки тому +1

      @@NovaTheDark yup - software couldn't know the context. That being said, it could also have just been mass-outsourced to a translator, I can see a company just taking all the text off of their website and sending it to a human translator and just telling them to translate it all - no context given.

    • @jeanremi8384
      @jeanremi8384 3 роки тому

      @I dunno anymore you are more salty than anchovies

  • @shadow648
    @shadow648 3 роки тому

    The thing that flashes by says "I don't even play Stallaris and I felt that one

  • @pandacorn-lf3pg
    @pandacorn-lf3pg 3 роки тому +3

    I laughed so hard that I fell out of my chair... this happens more often than you think it might... (fall count: 20)

  • @xi3nol588
    @xi3nol588 3 роки тому +194

    Bob Ross was shown:
    *Everybody liked that*

  • @mlg8401
    @mlg8401 4 роки тому +95

    Cinema: You are now watching: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    Emkay: ooh my favorite movie
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trolmaso
      @trolmaso 3 роки тому +1

      Better plot than endgame, Batman dies btw

  • @Ulissescars
    @Ulissescars 2 роки тому +10

    1:26 lmao "cu" in Portuguese is ass

  • @d3c34t
    @d3c34t Рік тому +1

    6:47 One of my classmates actually got this screen before! I went to get a tissue one time, and then I saw it on their computer, but it just flashed. I never got to see it ever again.

  • @calebloxjellynose742
    @calebloxjellynose742 4 роки тому +459

    It’s called “The lawyer” because in French lawyer is “Avoca” and in English it’s called avocado

    • @tryingtomusic
      @tryingtomusic 4 роки тому +21

      And in french, « avocat » also means lawyer, it’s all depends on the context!

    • @tygovanheumen2701
      @tygovanheumen2701 4 роки тому +12

      In dutch an avocado is avocado and an lawyer is advocaat, so I think there are more languages where those two words are simmilar

    • @tygovanheumen2701
      @tygovanheumen2701 4 роки тому

      @Shellby ook goedendag

    • @Turtl3slandwaves_1234
      @Turtl3slandwaves_1234 4 роки тому +9

      Avocado sounds fairly similar to avogado which means lawyer in spanish😂😂😂 usually google translate get things like these confused

    • @CorneliusTheFirst
      @CorneliusTheFirst 4 роки тому +1

      @@tygovanheumen2701 my man's talking caveman language.

  • @joelkissela4661
    @joelkissela4661 4 роки тому +275

    7:10 “Avocado” sounds a lot like “abogado” which is Spanish for lawyer

    • @Yoshi-wt4lg
      @Yoshi-wt4lg 4 роки тому +67

      In French, the word "avocat" is used for the avocado and the lawyer

    • @flamee2089
      @flamee2089 4 роки тому +11

      Same thing in Russian language:
      Avokado (Avocado)
      Advokat (Lawyer)

    • @bloompey2213
      @bloompey2213 4 роки тому +26

      Flame how the fuck does so many languages have the same issue with avocados and lawyers?

    • @wilfredomanuel3470
      @wilfredomanuel3470 4 роки тому +3

      Abogado is also the Tagalog term for lawyer

    • @Phoenix-ps3zw
      @Phoenix-ps3zw 4 роки тому +4

      not in portuguese
      advogado(lawyer)
      abacate(avocado)

  • @Tasoq
    @Tasoq 2 роки тому +5

    15:43 okay, but that shit is actually terrifying

  • @EmberNyxtical
    @EmberNyxtical 2 роки тому

    i saw that
    it said
    “I don’t even play Stallaris & I still felt that one.”
    lol