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  • @foolsenigma
    @foolsenigma 2 роки тому +1502

    The guy who bowled a perfect game on 911 not only was aware of what happened, he went bowling immediately after hearing about it because "he didnt know what else to do" and im convinced he was able to bowl a perfect game because he was in a mild state of shock

    • @mrmec9429
      @mrmec9429 2 роки тому +70

      Strike

    • @drizzymaster69
      @drizzymaster69 2 роки тому +51

      Strike

    • @Xer0280
      @Xer0280 2 роки тому +30

      r/cursedcomments

    • @drizzymaster69
      @drizzymaster69 2 роки тому +38

      @@Xer0280 not cursed at all totally normal thing to do on a Thursday afternoon

    • @Xer0280
      @Xer0280 2 роки тому +26

      No because the guys above me said 'strike' twice.

  • @coffeebunni
    @coffeebunni 2 роки тому +185

    Robins laugh never falls to make me smile

    • @dilemma5182
      @dilemma5182 2 роки тому +5

      Agreed

    • @prod_by_slvg
      @prod_by_slvg Рік тому +4

      you spelled "everybody on the emkay channel" wrong

    • @thegamingsparkle
      @thegamingsparkle Рік тому +1

      @@prod_by_slvg yeah

    • @thegamingsparkle
      @thegamingsparkle Рік тому +2

      @@prod_by_slvg and also “fails”

    • @ButtonyFriend41
      @ButtonyFriend41 Рік тому

      Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
      And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
      And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
      My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
      This ends for all of us.
      End communication.

  • @Meowdz
    @Meowdz Рік тому +25

    cats when they have a little salami

  • @nixel1324
    @nixel1324 2 роки тому +54

    Me:
    "Wow, that's a long video. I'll watch part of it, then move on."
    Emkay, 1 hour+ later:
    "And that's all we got for you today folks"

  • @-shremi-
    @-shremi- 2 роки тому +96

    Well now think about this: if the spells in Harry Potter are just Latin, then you’d just have to learn Latin to have access to all spells. That would be giving too much power too soon, and that might end up in more evil witches and wizards

    • @catchara1496
      @catchara1496 2 роки тому +10

      They involve wand movement too

    • @Green24152
      @Green24152 7 місяців тому +1

      so basically with the right usage of latin you can invent new spells

  • @LegitWeedSeller
    @LegitWeedSeller Рік тому +429

    Summer: "I wish it was colder"
    Winter: "I wish it was warmer"
    Kevin: "I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller!"

    • @Spark-cat12
      @Spark-cat12 Рік тому +10

      0 replies unexceptable this is a good comment

    • @rylez
      @rylez Рік тому +16

      I wish i had a girl who looked good i would call her

    • @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD
      @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD Рік тому +6

      My favorite season is KEVIN

    • @kwnna
      @kwnna Рік тому +10

      ​@@rylezI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat ‼️

    • @Simplifried
      @Simplifried Рік тому

      100th like :D

  • @roccovitacco7041
    @roccovitacco7041 Рік тому +58

    It’s so funny to see how much happier robin is with subreddits like this than something like r/insaneparents.

  • @seiyuokamihimura5082
    @seiyuokamihimura5082 Рік тому +94

    The secret to opening those cake lids quietly, you gotta pop just a tiny bit at a time, while slowly rotating it.

  • @nevaehtjepkes1296
    @nevaehtjepkes1296 2 роки тому +720

    I've actually won an argument with my mom before and it felt freaking amazing

    • @puglover9869
      @puglover9869 2 роки тому +65

      You fine Sir are a madlad

    • @Bowossum
      @Bowossum 2 роки тому +36

      The mad man

    • @N_A_243
      @N_A_243 2 роки тому +53

      Mate... How are you still alive???

    • @nevaehtjepkes1296
      @nevaehtjepkes1296 2 роки тому +31

      @@N_A_243 ✨️magic✨️ lol very carefully

    • @MothGM
      @MothGM 2 роки тому +17

      ... could i learn this power

  • @pointblank2926
    @pointblank2926 2 роки тому +6

    4:55 when I was younger, I would think of jokes on the fly, like mid- meal think of : (somebody at the bottom of the stairs, me going down) (me, to other, while ho!ding something) *kinda worried voice* "I think I'm coming down with something" them either thinking I'm an idiot or laughing , then never getting to use the joke

  • @connor9575
    @connor9575 2 роки тому +268

    This is a healthy dose of robin

  • @Aloe002
    @Aloe002 Рік тому +17

    Robin sounds so enthusiastic and happy in these older videos

  • @jellysquid8077
    @jellysquid8077 2 роки тому +435

    10:18 Reminds me of what my brother did in Oblivion. There's a quest where you're given these boots that negate fall damage. Near the end, you're supposed to fall a great distance which "breaks them," but my brother just unequipped the boots, chugged as many bottles of alcohol as possible, and jumped. He barely survived, but the boots didn't break and he got to keep them.

    • @seanmchugh1981
      @seanmchugh1981 2 роки тому +25

      Absolute mad lad

    • @monkeymunchie9717
      @monkeymunchie9717 2 роки тому +43

      Who knews alcohol was a slow falling potion

    • @thespaceman5808
      @thespaceman5808 2 роки тому +10

      That's Oblivion, not Skyrim.

    • @jellysquid8077
      @jellysquid8077 2 роки тому +23

      @@thespaceman5808 Ah, that honestly makes sense. I knew it was one of the two, but honestly I'm surprised I didn't go straight to Oblivion, seeing its said brother's favorite of the series. Thanks for the correction! 😊

    • @darwinwoodall8659
      @darwinwoodall8659 2 роки тому +7

      haha 69 likes

  • @brookepearson
    @brookepearson 2 роки тому +42

    "I'm gonna find whoever's been stealing my sneezes and break their legs"
    ~Robin 2021

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
    @obnoxiousbluebird6634 2 роки тому +46

    0:50 I just registered how confused kids must get when one parent says "it's their house so let them decide what to do" and the other parent saying "they're the guest so let them choose"

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok Рік тому +5

    25:07 as someone who's currently learning German, I can confirm that it's a headache to learn which "the" goes with each noun
    The reason is that there's literally no pattern and you just have to memorize which gender a noun is

  • @daddyratt4065
    @daddyratt4065 2 роки тому +248

    51:37 Damien: *Sees pound symbol and doesnt know what it means*
    Damien 5s later: *Uses another country's currency as unit of weight*

  • @elite9237
    @elite9237 2 роки тому +34

    Me, at the age of 13 for no fucking reason: okay 30 pushup's let's go
    Me, barely any older but way less energetic: I haven't even started and my arms already hurt

  • @quokka_yt
    @quokka_yt 2 роки тому +6

    4:58
    Well EXCUSE ME for not wanting to sell my soul to Google

  • @ratgodlovechez
    @ratgodlovechez 10 місяців тому +3

    20:17 smoothest move ever

  • @jelly9525
    @jelly9525 2 роки тому +14

    When he said "we're never getting out of 2020, folks" I paused my chewing as my brain tried to remember what year it is

    • @codexl0l.
      @codexl0l. 2 роки тому

      same

    • @_Tipi
      @_Tipi 2 роки тому

      You commented this on my birthday

    • @CrispyFwy
      @CrispyFwy 2 роки тому

      @_Tipi cool

  • @EviIKath
    @EviIKath 2 роки тому +1079

    lets respect EmKay for making these videos to entertain us and taking the time to edit, make, find posts, and commentate on them

    • @kydiszellinger2909
      @kydiszellinger2909 2 роки тому +33

      I love this channel for this reason, getting real sick of hearing the typical text to speech guys voice over reddit posts, nice to get some personality

    • @sleep9745
      @sleep9745 2 роки тому +6

      beaned

    • @EviIKath
      @EviIKath 2 роки тому +6

      @@sleep9745 hello fellow bean.

    • @rtpanda711
      @rtpanda711 2 роки тому +3

      beaned

    • @pilymonsivais3
      @pilymonsivais3 2 роки тому +2

      Press f to pay respect

  • @theguywhoasked3265
    @theguywhoasked3265 2 роки тому +5

    4:10 it was me I ASKED

    • @Al1a_R0s3
      @Al1a_R0s3 8 місяців тому

      ITS HIM
      WE FINALLY FOUND THE GUY WHO ASKED

  • @bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange
    @bOraNge_The_Smiley_Orange Рік тому +10

    I told myself I’d get some water after watching one more emkay video, it took me half an hour to realize something was up

  • @why4559
    @why4559 2 роки тому +22

    57:50 Moose are so god damn tall that they can “swim” (they just walk across lakes). Sometimes they go out into the ocean where Orcas would kill them though this is pretty rare

    • @theodfe60
      @theodfe60 2 роки тому

      give me more facts pls

  • @IzzyTuberAHHHHHHHHHHHH
    @IzzyTuberAHHHHHHHHHHHH 2 роки тому +5

    2:54 IT LEVIES YO GOSHDAM CORPUS!

  • @diablominero
    @diablominero 2 роки тому +31

    58:23 Even better is "thank you for your patience." Then you're attributing the other person the positive quality of patience, so they'll feel obligated to try to live up to it in future interactions with you.

  • @Ace-Of-Luck
    @Ace-Of-Luck 2 роки тому +3

    Strange Looking Dog: I'm way more interested in garlic bread
    Asexuals: i know, right?

  • @arfansthename
    @arfansthename 2 роки тому +22

    I love that Zach sounds really like Damien that the EmKay channel even thought it was Damien.

    • @isascarparo5992
      @isascarparo5992 2 роки тому +3

      I mean, there was a joke about how they were twins from different dimensions at one point xD

  • @joaquimleal4390
    @joaquimleal4390 2 роки тому +4

    6:12 me: **evil laughter**
    I DONT EVEN LIKE CAKE

  • @andiblend3537
    @andiblend3537 2 роки тому +4

    4:24 As a fellow half Italian.... I feel called out

  • @kfscas
    @kfscas Рік тому +18

    24:54 you can take cat from a little salami but you can never take little salami from cat

  • @ratwasher.
    @ratwasher. 2 роки тому +5

    21:29 lol cat salami

  • @PicklesWZ
    @PicklesWZ 2 роки тому +21

    Can we all appreciate how he zooms out on almost every meme just so I can take a screenshot and send it to my friend?

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 2 роки тому +589

    i love how Me_irl is basically Robin and his boyfriend's subreddit ♥ Good job, birb & Zach.

    • @starscorner5519
      @starscorner5519 2 роки тому +36

      Wait. Zack and Robin are together??

    • @nefwaenre
      @nefwaenre 2 роки тому +59

      @@starscorner5519 Yeah. Didn't you know? Zach gave Robin mono.
      (This is a joke, btw).

    • @starscorner5519
      @starscorner5519 2 роки тому +30

      @@nefwaenre Oh, I thought they actually were. Also, what does mono mean?

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 роки тому +39

      @@starscorner5519 she was trying to say homo
      (this is not a joke there is a duck with a shotgun outsi

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 2 роки тому +42

      @@starscorner5519 Mono is an illness caused by the Epstein-Barr Virus. It lasts around 30 days- though it can last longer- that causes fever, pain, and severe fatigue.
      It usually spreads via saliva, so it had the title of 'the kissing disease,' hence the jokes. In reality, it can spread through microscopic droplets like any other virus.

  • @andrewstrain5635
    @andrewstrain5635 Рік тому +5

    1:24 WHAT THE HELL IS A MIRACLE WHIP SANDWICH AND WHY DOES IT EXIST?

  • @REALLY-cool-guy
    @REALLY-cool-guy 2 роки тому +44

    The shopping cart is the ultimate litmus test for whether a person is capable of self-governing.
    To return the shopping cart is an easy, convenient task and one which we all recognize as the correct, appropriate thing to do. To return the shopping cart is objectively right. There are no situations other than dire emergencies in which a person is not able to return their cart. Simultaneously, it is not illegal to abandon your shopping cart. Therefore the shopping cart presents itself as the apex example of whether a person will do what is right without being forced to do it. No one will punish you for not returning the shopping cart, no one will fine you or kill you for not returning the shopping cart, you gain nothing by returning the shopping cart. You must return the shopping cart out of the goodness of your own heart. You must return the shopping cart because it is the right thing to do. Because it is correct.
    A person who is unable to do this is no better than an animal, an absolute savage who can only be made to do what is right by threatening them with a law and the force that stands behind it.
    The Shopping Cart is what determines whether a person is a good or bad member of society.

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 2 роки тому +6

      You went hard but wheres the lie

    • @noodlepoodlegirl
      @noodlepoodlegirl Рік тому +2

      Yes BUT...When my daughter was a baby and still in her carseat carrier, I'd balance it on the shopping cart, get my stuff, come back and unload then put her in the car. I had to abandon the cart because I wasn't going to leave her alone, strapped into her seat in the car. Yes, I hated leaving the cart. Yes, sometimes I'd grab a nearby person or store worker to take the cart. But that's the thing: there are a few times when leaving the cart is unavoidable. Safe baby or civil duty? I WANTED to chose both.

    • @wintergray1221
      @wintergray1221 Рік тому

      @@noodlepoodlegirl I see your point, but couldn't you just have parked near a cart rack?

  • @aka_austin
    @aka_austin 2 роки тому +14

    12:21
    A Little Something The Internet People Call...
    The Josh Fight

  • @ThatA10guy16
    @ThatA10guy16 2 роки тому +27

    Me: *Sick and laughing hysterically for the entire video*
    My Dad "SHUT UP"

  • @FuryJack07
    @FuryJack07 2 роки тому +4

    6:50 it's Mario kart... without items though

  • @CavernKeeper
    @CavernKeeper 2 роки тому +4

    14:06 *the skeleton appears*

  • @HumanoidAlt
    @HumanoidAlt 2 роки тому +7

    7:45
    Fanfiction readers: Oh you think you are in pain?

    • @alexandalmondagent7and963
      @alexandalmondagent7and963 9 місяців тому

      Yep pretty much, as someone who also reads fanfics that's true. 😭👍🏻

  • @wisecatstudioz
    @wisecatstudioz 2 роки тому +45

    fun fact. the reason you see so many nice cars delivering domino's is because most locations are understaffed and managers end up going on deliveries

    • @hughmann5143
      @hughmann5143 2 роки тому +7

      I hate how slavery still exists, bit in a milder form.

    • @gunnudoesgaming
      @gunnudoesgaming 2 роки тому +3

      i have never seen them in car only bikes

  • @riddhiarora5890
    @riddhiarora5890 11 місяців тому +2

    As a person who speaks German that pronunciation of der die das absolutely kiled my soul

  • @YuzuFizzu_
    @YuzuFizzu_ 2 роки тому +6

    If you're opening those cake containers, it knows that you're trying to do it stealthily, just go loud and it'll open quieter. It'll think it's normal

  • @sandramiranda4075
    @sandramiranda4075 2 роки тому +5

    5:53 that strange looking dog is on to something got me laughing too hard

  • @ksenewguyofcourse2539
    @ksenewguyofcourse2539 2 роки тому +45

    31:25 You can't get fire aspect on an axe in survival mode. They cheated.

  • @axelwulf6220
    @axelwulf6220 Рік тому +3

    Did no-one actually hear about the Josh Battle?
    Winner keeps the name Josh

  • @fatpug2.081
    @fatpug2.081 2 роки тому +99

    Hello and welcome to the one hour session with Robin featuring Damien!

    • @quarkhead5044
      @quarkhead5044 2 роки тому

      Your comment has finally made the impossible possible. I'm not gonna leave a like, that sin is too much to commit for me.

    • @aydenator27
      @aydenator27 2 роки тому

      its actually robin and zach… its mislabeled

  • @krillissueonshrimpment
    @krillissueonshrimpment 2 роки тому +8

    The dog inhaling the burrito made me laugh way too hard

  • @tylercampbell9662
    @tylercampbell9662 2 роки тому +6

    26:20
    The fact I'm playing this exact game while listening to these videos makes me think the people of Emkay are my FBI agents...

  • @MOVED_acc.144
    @MOVED_acc.144 Рік тому +3

    27:40 if ya'll wanna know that's equivalent to literally 2 cents

  • @joro7770
    @joro7770 2 роки тому +104

    Man... The "learning German" one felt like a personal attack.
    There's far too many variations of pronouns in German.

  • @DeletedUser-tn5ky
    @DeletedUser-tn5ky 2 роки тому +10

    I always have to think a little when i see that thumbnail, the first thing that comes to my mind is fat markiplier eating a potato and then i remember that's big ed

    • @appleua4807
      @appleua4807 2 роки тому

      Idk why that happens
      I think it's a natural instinct or something.

  • @komisapire1365
    @komisapire1365 2 роки тому +15

    I like how we all collectively agreed to show up here today

    • @komisapire1365
      @komisapire1365 2 роки тому

      @Ranarim tf did bots do to you kid?

    • @CrispyFwy
      @CrispyFwy 2 роки тому

      @Komi Sapire try to give me a virus

  • @JonathanB139
    @JonathanB139 2 роки тому +8

    “How’s life?”
    Robin: “Very Hard” Hmm me too.
    Did he say that life was hard or that he was hard? Either way, same.

  • @viento1231
    @viento1231 2 роки тому +5

    13:44 I see this as an absolute win Burger king is disgusting change my mind.

  • @xcarfaze7718
    @xcarfaze7718 2 роки тому +5

    1 like 10 push-ups IM NOT LYING

  • @BobBob-ye4vz
    @BobBob-ye4vz Рік тому +2

    8:14 to be fair, he said "other people" as opposed to just "pay money to see"

  • @OWO-og8ox
    @OWO-og8ox 2 роки тому +4

    2:42 Who else found this funny

  • @statyk6520
    @statyk6520 2 роки тому +8

    The guy at 7:00 actually said he was fully aware of what had happened on 9/11 and the only thing he knew to do was go bowl his heart out.

  • @yulikitten
    @yulikitten 2 роки тому +40

    It's not always about the memes... Sometimes it's about the Mets! Yeah, the Mets! Get a home run! Love the Mets! Go Mets!

    • @isappycracks
      @isappycracks 2 роки тому +3

      i agree sometimes we just need love in life and the mets baby lets gooo mets go mets

  • @Vyorus
    @Vyorus Місяць тому +1

    Pro tip: If you're in an argument with your mom, and she decides to draw the "I gave birth to you" card during it, just give her the Ol' Reliable "No one asked you to."

  • @yoshiyoshi9496
    @yoshiyoshi9496 2 роки тому +4

    0:50 Mario party, then it won’t feel like his house and I won’t be a guest

  • @guts60
    @guts60 2 роки тому +9

    0:14 Notice the Bearded Dragon’s stance. It’s tail is sticking straight out, it’s legs are straight to allow a larger appearance, and the lizard’s iconic beard is puffed out and the scales on the beard turned black. This means the Beareded Dragon is really stressed and feels threatened.
    Source: owning a bearded dragon named Azula, who has a brother named Zuko who is a Bahaman Anole.

  • @AliluluMillion
    @AliluluMillion 2 роки тому +3

    8:22
    Bro thats The Goodfeathers.

  • @SilverAceOfSpades
    @SilverAceOfSpades Рік тому +2

    13:10 me watching the Snapcube Sonic 06 fandub and Silver appears

    • @alexandalmondagent7and963
      @alexandalmondagent7and963 9 місяців тому

      Same. Why did the person who voices him in the dub make him sound so innocent and friendly. I JUST WANT TO HUG HIM!!! Of course if he's okay with hugs. And then I'ma gonna go kick Memphis in the face.

  • @UnionPacific3977
    @UnionPacific3977 2 роки тому +4

    8:48
    Funniest part of this entire video.

  • @J4V4C4T
    @J4V4C4T 2 роки тому +4

    If someone's wondering what that sign really meant (14:48):
    Similar signs are often placed near big roads to tell the drivers to slow down for the kids
    (Also poor choice of words and as far as I can tell there's a comma missing)

    • @bredman-hk4yt
      @bredman-hk4yt 2 роки тому +1

      ja ich denke aber die verstehen das schon

  • @zag1797
    @zag1797 2 роки тому +4

    21:38 I was laughing at this for 5 minutes and i have no fucking idea why

  • @silver_studiosStArZ
    @silver_studiosStArZ Рік тому +2

    14:59
    MAMA OOOOOOOOO-
    or
    CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIINNNN- (you choose)

  • @JacobL168
    @JacobL168 Рік тому +4

    I’ve binged three of these Emkay vids so far in 1.5 hours. It will never end

  • @wet0wl
    @wet0wl 2 роки тому +5

    Damien’s laugh is pure dopamine

  • @Dante_Not_the_mod
    @Dante_Not_the_mod 2 роки тому +4

    Robins voice always makes me feel so calm I’m happy to listen to Emma’s videos especially when it has robins voice cause then I’m calm

    • @Silly_beastie_neku
      @Silly_beastie_neku 2 роки тому

      i prefer lexi but robin is nice to

    • @Dante_Not_the_mod
      @Dante_Not_the_mod 2 роки тому

      Lexi si second for me

    • @Dante_Not_the_mod
      @Dante_Not_the_mod 2 роки тому

      Also I knew how to play Pokémon but then I freaking stopped playing for a like three years and now I don’t know

  • @ascellaplays
    @ascellaplays Рік тому +2

    love the way robin puts his fullest into the taco post, it really sells on the guy needing a taco

  • @zerobonnie0969
    @zerobonnie0969 2 роки тому +3

    6:17 ez ain’t speaking I don’t like cake

  • @IceSpiderGaming
    @IceSpiderGaming 2 роки тому +8

    49:34
    Not true, I have a phobia of cows because every time I go into my grandparents field I get chased by one of them. Help me, I am traumatized.

  • @notCynicalReally
    @notCynicalReally 2 роки тому +3

    Fun fact! The reason why villains in power rangers/shows that tend to have originated in Japan is because of old samurai traditions, where when fighting another samurai, both opponents would introduce themselves to make sure everyone knew who won the fight and if the loser was actually worth any money, as a Lord would usually pay well for more important enemies killed in a duel.

  • @stephanieann6622
    @stephanieann6622 Рік тому +3

    7:23 the best thing about cereal is the bottom of the bag powder

  • @wawayalert
    @wawayalert 2 роки тому +5

    why does robin have a godly Master Chief impression

  • @MaddHadder
    @MaddHadder 2 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: the reason your voice sounds different in video/different to other people is because when you speak your bones vibrate and they vibrate all the way up to your eardrums making your voice sound deeper to yourself.

  • @TopTom55
    @TopTom55 2 роки тому +5

    6:49 oh yeah, here in Italy you have to take an extra test before taking the diriving license to learn how to doge shells and bullet bills, you also have to learn how to don’t miss the random raimbow boxes on the streets, the most difficult test of all is the one where you have to dodge the bananas, the rest is pretty easy, apart from the shell dodgeing practice, THAT was painful. Sorry for the eventual mistakes in spelling and grammar, but as i said I am italian

    • @ashercd6487
      @ashercd6487 2 роки тому +1

      What about the blue shell

    • @wondywon5463
      @wondywon5463 2 роки тому

      @@ashercd6487 that’s how they revoke your license

    • @ashercd6487
      @ashercd6487 2 роки тому

      @@wondywon5463 not if I have a blue shell

  • @pastelokami
    @pastelokami 2 роки тому +7

    16:27
    As a lactose intlorent(and dumb) person, this is freaking hilarious lmao

  • @GreenSonic4975
    @GreenSonic4975 2 роки тому +5

    0:42 that really has to hurt alot

  • @Redemptive_Neerdowell
    @Redemptive_Neerdowell 2 роки тому +6

    Speaking of ancestors, I should not elaborate when I say that my ancestors were hunter-gatherers with a genetic quirk because they live in the north that made them caucasian-pale that goes away when exposed to the sun long enough. The most early thing I know about them before Native American congregation camps existed is that they were in the America's before the Europeans from Spain, France and the UK. I don't know if they were there before the vikings or not.

    • @Kysdoogle
      @Kysdoogle 2 роки тому

      If you also changed in the sun people would know when you’ve been in your room for 6 months without moving and no light

  • @kenny667
    @kenny667 2 роки тому +2

    Lol Robin out here having to do 70 thousand pushups

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 роки тому +5

    24:23
    I saw the movie.
    She didn't have an irl body,
    as she was just an AI program.
    Meaning there was no email address _to_ get.

  • @ziennia
    @ziennia 2 роки тому +6

    Been waiting for this one for years.

  • @BaldskiTheIII
    @BaldskiTheIII 2 роки тому +8

    *Ah i love when Emkay Uploads Another Video, Keep Up The Work EmKay!*

  • @zarakikon6352
    @zarakikon6352 Рік тому +2

    I heard that question before about the GW monument. Appearently they wanted to build some other things (including a statue of him) by the Pillar. But then they got strapped for cash and had to stop at just the pillar. Shame though that no one else later on made an effort to finish the original plan for that place.

  • @JadianRadiator
    @JadianRadiator 2 роки тому +4

    59:18
    It is legitimately possible to give good health advice (not just mental health) with your health being that bad.

  • @catwithissues535
    @catwithissues535 2 роки тому +5

    42:17 I was at a mall one time all by myself and I was going down the escalators and I reached the underground parking station. There were 2 security guards there. I realised I was not on the ground floor, took my phone, fiddled with it a bit, and then just walked back the escalator up.

  • @MyDeathBunny
    @MyDeathBunny 2 роки тому +13

    The line about a miracle whip sandwich recipe for depression was too real for me…☹️

  • @r0cky794
    @r0cky794 Рік тому +1

    The way Robin said taco had me in hysterics idk why.

  • @robertmacdougal8875
    @robertmacdougal8875 Рік тому +17

    6:41 I always wondered how the fuck depression and anxiety go together

    • @hushfur
      @hushfur Рік тому +1

      a true phenomenon aint it

  • @apex1171_
    @apex1171_ 2 роки тому +6

    35:28 I know this is SUPER nitpicky, but the graph on the right has anxiety on the x-axis, meaning as the column rises, anxiety actually doesn't change. I feel like the graph would be a lot better if anxiety was on the y-axis, as that would mean anxiety would actually increase, but still, the joke made sense nonetheless, so I guess it doesn't matter

    • @daddyratt4065
      @daddyratt4065 2 роки тому

      Yes! I thought the same thing, I think it's supposed to be the label for the graph rather than the axis

    • @nuggetgachaguy6342
      @nuggetgachaguy6342 2 роки тому

      Thats because its labelling the bar not labelling the axis it wasnt a line graph. The X axid itself doesn't have a label on bar charts its the bars themselves that have the labels that coincidentally lay on the X axis line. Anxiety was the label for the bar there not the X axis.

    • @apex1171_
      @apex1171_ 2 роки тому

      @@nuggetgachaguy6342 ah, ok then, my bad

  • @iome2895
    @iome2895 2 роки тому +10

    As an Italian, I can assure you that Mario Kart does its job correctly

    • @jvgradiz906
      @jvgradiz906 2 роки тому

      LOCK BACK!
      IT IS THE BLUE SHE...
      *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM*

  • @teuery6460
    @teuery6460 Рік тому +1

    41:40 I have a music playlist on another account and one of the songs got copyright striked, I cannot tell you the joy I felt when I finally remembered it’s name

  • @guardian4452
    @guardian4452 2 роки тому +4

    It feels weird watching a comp video with only robin and zack

    • @guardian4452
      @guardian4452 2 роки тому

      @JasonDoesStuff no that's Zack because it's sounds like him

    • @guardian4452
      @guardian4452 2 роки тому

      @JasonDoesStuff dude that's sounds like zack

    • @guardian4452
      @guardian4452 2 роки тому

      @JasonDoesStuff but Damien never made a meirl video while he was here just check the playlist

  • @jean-lucpicard8186
    @jean-lucpicard8186 2 роки тому +4

    46:15 The normal answer is 25, because each drink is 10, each burger is 5, and each container of fries is 2, so "5+2x10" (according to the order of operations it's actually done as "5+(2x10)") is 25.
    6.95 is still not wrong though.