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  • @yo_boi_biram8095
    @yo_boi_biram8095 4 місяці тому +73

    Bro threw the papers like this wasn't the first time 😂😂

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 місяці тому +19

      Haha yeah he was fed up

    • @2099EK
      @2099EK 4 місяці тому +13

      @@NoProtocol But not f'ed up.

  • @allienmecaca
    @allienmecaca 4 місяці тому +140

    "Chris P Bacon" killed me xD

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 місяці тому +10

      I think that pig had a part in Lord of the Rings too as the elf Legless.

    • @captainshakesbeard2453
      @captainshakesbeard2453 4 місяці тому +3

      @@earthwormandruw Gee whiz, you're right!

    • @christophertresp7037
      @christophertresp7037 4 місяці тому +4

      Its like that Actor whos name is like a fried rodent. Crisp Rat. He was in Guardians of the Galaxy and Jurassic World.

    • @samgunn12
      @samgunn12 4 місяці тому +4

      I think his owners just ate both of the delicious legs. If you caught up with Cris P Bacon a few weeks later he’d just be a head and a body.

    • @abruemmer77
      @abruemmer77 4 місяці тому

      i remember that, must have been 10 years ago or so

  • @Farmer_G.
    @Farmer_G. 4 місяці тому +37

    "Check your panties" LOL couldn't stop laughing at that one 🤣🤣🤣

  • @writerconsidered
    @writerconsidered 4 місяці тому +26

    "My brother used to break into our house and steal the TV. " Grinning ear to ear. And now he's dead. That one cracked me up.

  • @trannigan3349
    @trannigan3349 4 місяці тому +28

    Definitely watch more bloopers! Bloopers always crack me up.

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 місяці тому +62

    "Wouldn't you like to know, weatherboy!" sounds like it came straight out of the Goonies or something XD

    • @_Shadoh_
      @_Shadoh_ 4 місяці тому +12

      That one was sadly scripted and the reporter and the kid knew each other, but still funny.

    • @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones
      @Mr_Top_Hat_Jones 4 місяці тому +5

      @@_Shadoh_I thought it was his son, but I could be wrong about that… definitely scripted, though.

    • @codelz187
      @codelz187 4 місяці тому +2

      Yeah, I believe that's correct.​@@Mr_Top_Hat_Jones

    • @igloo2158
      @igloo2158 4 місяці тому

      Love that punk.

  • @gooshie3
    @gooshie3 4 місяці тому +70

    Deedee Meggadoodoo always kills me..

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 місяці тому +12

      One of the best ones of the video

    • @PPfilmemacher
      @PPfilmemacher 4 місяці тому +9

      @@NoProtocol Sad thing is, in the longer version of this clip the reporter was actually reporting about Deedee being killed
      I looked it up
      „Deidre Mengedoht was a Louisville police officer who tragically died in a car accident on Christmas Eve, in which a truck driver, who police say was under the influence, struck her vehicle and caused a fire. When, per Mashable, local news station WPSD reported on the officer’s funeral earlier this week, anchor Brianna Clark somehow pronounced the officer’s name as “Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo.”

    • @SalamiSelimbo
      @SalamiSelimbo 4 місяці тому +2

      @@PPfilmemacher omg this makes this one so much sadder, TuT rip Deidre

    • @seanwilson5516
      @seanwilson5516 3 місяці тому

      You clearly knew the backstory.

    • @HolyMith
      @HolyMith 3 місяці тому +2

      Legit sounds like a toddler trying to insult someone's name haha

  • @patrickknoph6313
    @patrickknoph6313 4 місяці тому +20

    That f**k truck though... lmao

  • @JustinB-123
    @JustinB-123 4 місяці тому +22

    I love news blooper compilations like this. The best part is there’s an almost endless supply of them 😂

  • @davester1432
    @davester1432 4 місяці тому +18

    I just love watching you laugh. Please do more of these kinds of videos.

  • @captainshakesbeard2453
    @captainshakesbeard2453 4 місяці тому +32

    "Is the elephant heavy? I'm coming back, baby" I'm saying this from now on whenever I can

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 місяці тому +1

      Hey you wanna go grab tacos with me this Tuesday?

    • @captainshakesbeard2453
      @captainshakesbeard2453 4 місяці тому +2

      @@earthwormandruw Sorry, I'm allergic to tacos on Tuesdays

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 місяці тому +3

      @@captainshakesbeard2453 Dang and here I thought an elephant was heavy 😢

    • @captainshakesbeard2453
      @captainshakesbeard2453 4 місяці тому

      @@earthwormandruw The elephant had a little child

    • @earthwormandruw
      @earthwormandruw 4 місяці тому

      @@captainshakesbeard2453 Dang lightweight bb elephant! I was hungry for some tacos. 🌮

  • @xenialafleur
    @xenialafleur 4 місяці тому +20

    From Wikipedia:
    A Russian woman named Valentina Vassilyeva and her husband Feodor Vassilyev are alleged to hold the record for the most children a couple has produced. She gave birth to a total of 69 children - sixteen pairs of twins, seven sets of triplets and four sets of quadruplets - between 1725 and 1765, a total of 27 births.

    • @Slovakman23
      @Slovakman23 4 місяці тому +4

      MOTHER RUSSIA 😉👍🇷🇺

    • @johan.ohgren
      @johan.ohgren 4 місяці тому +2

      She's a champion! There should be a trofè for that!

    • @aaronhoy3410
      @aaronhoy3410 4 місяці тому

      From that very same Wikipedia page:
      "However all their names, dates of birth, & dates of deaths are all unknown. *Vassilyev said he also had 18 children with his second wife (6 pairs of twins & 2 sets of triplets)...*
      Sources
      The first published account about Feodor Vassilyev's children appeared in a 1783 issue The Genleman's Magazine & states that the information 'however astonishing, may be depended upon, as it came directly from an English merchant in St. Petersburg to his relatives in England...
      Skepticism
      Several published sources raised doubts as to the veracity of these statements. ... Bell also notes that the case was reported by The Lancet in an 1878 article about the study of twins. The Lancet article states that the French Academy of Sciences attempted to verify the statements about Vassilyev's children & contacted 'M. Khanikoff of the Imperial Academy of St. Petersburg for advice as to the means they should pursue, but were told by him that all investigation was superfluous, that members of the family still lived in Moscow & that they had been the object of favors from the Government'. "
      So, you know this is probably nonsense. I would believe it significantly more likely that they had kidnapped a sh-tload of kids & then made up some bullsh-t story to explain how they were all theirs or even that they had wanted to tell that type of story & then kidnapped the kids so they could. *If,* they even had that many people living in their household. I mean not having anything regarding the names, dates of birth, or when they died other than they all occurred between 1725 & 1765 makes me doubt there were even that many humans in their household.

  • @dwightk.schrute8696
    @dwightk.schrute8696 4 місяці тому +16

    3:26 Czech. She was talking about some actors and actresses, but one actor stole the show.

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 місяці тому +3

      Thank you! I was way off with the language 😅

    • @Turalcar
      @Turalcar 4 місяці тому +2

      @@NoProtocol Not really. It's a Slavic language, I wouldn't know which one without googling the names she listed.

  • @SalamiSelimbo
    @SalamiSelimbo 4 місяці тому +1

    Short comedy compilation are the best kind of universal humor, It's nice to have big laughing moments sometimes, really good for the health

  • @julia3374
    @julia3374 4 місяці тому +6

    I don't think she noticed the name of the pig, cause holy shit that was hilarious😂

  • @deangordon7783
    @deangordon7783 3 місяці тому +1

    You left out "I so pale" which is a classic!

  • @davelister7183
    @davelister7183 4 місяці тому +15

    they need to bring back bloopers at the end of movies

  • @SimonJM
    @SimonJM 4 місяці тому +6

    @2:47 that dog is a Diamond in the ruff ... 😅

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 місяці тому +6

    "I would 100% mess something up"
    That's how you make history, tho

  • @weefek
    @weefek 3 місяці тому

    Agreed, these are my favorite. "National Milk Day" is still my #1 favorite.

  • @ARNervebag
    @ARNervebag 4 місяці тому +1

    I love the Basquiat!

  • @TheRadex27
    @TheRadex27 4 місяці тому +2

    This was so good i'm still crying lol

  • @eastportland
    @eastportland 4 місяці тому +4

    Caution - Don't try to take a drink during this video.
    Yes, more please.
    Request for some "Best of..." various Taskmaster episodes.

  • @marlon7762
    @marlon7762 4 місяці тому +8

    Great job from France 👏🏼🇲🇫

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  4 місяці тому +4

      Thanks for watching (:

  • @marcanderson8669
    @marcanderson8669 4 місяці тому +1

    This is probably your best video to date 😂🤣😂 More please

  • @Blynat
    @Blynat 4 місяці тому +5

    DeeDee Megadoodoo never fails to make me laugh.

    • @PPfilmemacher
      @PPfilmemacher 4 місяці тому +2

      Sad thing is, in the longer version of this clip the reporter was actually reporting about Deedee got killed
      I looked it up
      „Deidre Mengedoht was a Louisville police officer who tragically died in a car accident on Christmas Eve, in which a truck driver, who police say was under the influence, struck her vehicle and caused a fire. When, per Mashable, local news station WPSD reported on the officer’s funeral earlier this week, anchor Brianna Clark somehow pronounced the officer’s name as “Dee Dee Mega Doo Doo.”

  • @Stogie2112
    @Stogie2112 4 місяці тому +9

    A good belly laugh a day keeps the doctor away! 🍎

  • @rhyswilliams3541
    @rhyswilliams3541 4 місяці тому +3

    As a British man, do a reaction on British tv bloopers. I look forward to your reactions on this. There are some crazy people on tv!

  • @camh1149
    @camh1149 4 місяці тому +1

    I had a rough day today at work. I just needed this video to laugh it off, particularly the part of the bus that stopped in front of the ''just about to be demolished"" stadium !!! Thank you so much !!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JawadBhuiyan
    @JawadBhuiyan 4 місяці тому +8

    9:40 1% typo 99% malicious intent 😂

  • @MarcusMorris-q6r
    @MarcusMorris-q6r 4 місяці тому +1

    👍👍 Just wonderful. Thank You !!

  • @EdMac40
    @EdMac40 4 місяці тому

    Loved it. Yes, I'd very much like to see the funny British TV moments.

  • @terencemolloy9450
    @terencemolloy9450 4 місяці тому

    Best reaction intros on UA-cam.

  • @paulplexed
    @paulplexed 4 місяці тому

    Yes...please more 🤣

  • @rupertmurdock6783
    @rupertmurdock6783 3 місяці тому

    Your pretty smile makes my day. Thx

  • @YuryVVV
    @YuryVVV 4 місяці тому +2

    Was hoping to see the legendary "I so pale" clip in this one, but alas.
    Hi No Protocol! Have a good day today 😃

  • @cashflowhustles
    @cashflowhustles 4 місяці тому

    THESE BLOOPERS ARE HILARIOUS! 😅😂🤣😂😅

  • @SCharlesDennicon
    @SCharlesDennicon 3 місяці тому

    "But now, he's DEAD." XD

  • @Adam_Le-Roi_Davis.
    @Adam_Le-Roi_Davis. 4 місяці тому +1

    Yes, please do the British TV one!

  • @navydiver7018
    @navydiver7018 4 місяці тому

    Amen 😊Needed this much laughing and didn’t know it. Thank you 🙏

  • @Napalm_Ice
    @Napalm_Ice 4 місяці тому +1

    D... D... MEGA DOO DOO.... SORRY MENDINGU..... 🤣🤣

  • @Asgar1205
    @Asgar1205 4 місяці тому

    unintentional comedy is just the best :D

  • @mikefufuffalo8487
    @mikefufuffalo8487 3 місяці тому

    This was funny. Also, your beautiful smile makes me happy =)

  • @Perktube1
    @Perktube1 4 місяці тому

    Yes more of these please! 😅

  • @paweldepka6537
    @paweldepka6537 4 місяці тому

    Yes, please laugh more and let us laugh more with you! ❤

  • @kiddalingur
    @kiddalingur 4 місяці тому +2

    More Please cheers 😘

  • @brianhums5056
    @brianhums5056 4 місяці тому

    Short intro, great reaction and feedback, lovely smile! Subbed!

  • @_Shadoh_
    @_Shadoh_ 4 місяці тому

    I love news bloopers, and you have a great laugh, please do more of these! I knew most of them already, some real classics, but there's so many more good ones! Like the asian pilots names, the reporter swallowing a bug, etc. So funny 🤣

  • @w.h.p.3430
    @w.h.p.3430 4 місяці тому

    Thank you for sharing, I needed this today.

  • @christoffesedao3579
    @christoffesedao3579 4 місяці тому

    Yes, more news bloopers please 😁

  • @jamespron6844
    @jamespron6844 4 місяці тому

    Loved it…..so funny….it put a smile on my face at the end of the day.

  • @josemorales5117
    @josemorales5117 3 місяці тому

    Love to see you are growing up and maturing . Cheers 😊

  • @nedeast6845
    @nedeast6845 Місяць тому

    There was a comedian in England called Max Miller....and he would say to the audience "I'm not saying anything, it is you that think it is rude"

  • @Osirisoasis
    @Osirisoasis 4 місяці тому

    Falling in love with your content! ❤😊

  • @Stogie2112
    @Stogie2112 4 місяці тому +21

    That's no ordinary house cat! That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered feline you ever set eyes on!
    It's got a vicious streak a mile wide! He's got huge, sharp...he can leap about....look at the bones!

    • @fredklein3829
      @fredklein3829 4 місяці тому

      You mangy Scots git! I wet my armour, I was so scared!

    • @TheMerryPup
      @TheMerryPup 4 місяці тому +2

      Better not risk another frontal assault. That cat’s dynamite!!

  • @TylerD288
    @TylerD288 3 місяці тому

    The first guy (threw the papers in frustration) is Doug Fernandez. He's still one of the main anchors on koat 7 here in Albuquerque.

  • @dquanissavage6287
    @dquanissavage6287 4 місяці тому

    No Protocol Awesome Video Today!!🔥🐐🐐💎

  • @erics320
    @erics320 4 місяці тому +11

    That stumbling man with the fish story made me think of one of my favorite quotes:
    if you give a man a fire, he is warm for a day.
    If you set a man on fire he is warm for the rest of his life.

    • @Sepilein1
      @Sepilein1 4 місяці тому +1

      if i recall correctly, isnt that the bloke that showed up for an entire different job that day and they put him there because they mixed it up?

    • @josemorales5117
      @josemorales5117 3 місяці тому

      Actually, a bit too warm

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 4 місяці тому +2

    6:38 "Belinda was never seen again"

  • @Lesminster
    @Lesminster 4 місяці тому +3

    Deedee Megadoodoo won for me :D

  • @QTGetomov
    @QTGetomov 4 місяці тому +6

    'Wives and Girlfriends' (or "wags") is a very common collocation for footballers' entourage here in the UK. Perhaps he just said it because it's so familiar.
    Perhaps...

    • @Sandman60077
      @Sandman60077 4 місяці тому +2

      Your comment makes no sense and doesn't clear anything up.

    • @RadeticDaniel
      @RadeticDaniel 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Sandman60077if it is a common turn of phrase for a collective supportive group of players' families and loved ones, the expression may naturally roll out once you start the first word.
      If the interviews always goes "we've got support and cheering from the wives and girlfriends..." then when saying "thanks to my wife" he may unconsciously drift into "and girlfriend".
      That doesn't mean it is what happened, but it is a common linguistic mishap to complete expressions when talking on autopilot.

    • @cmlemmus494
      @cmlemmus494 Місяць тому

      He explained later that when he's a home he calls his daughter his girlfriend, he just wasn't thinking about how it sounded .

  • @drewcliff82
    @drewcliff82 4 місяці тому

    Hey again lol. Perfect timing after a little puff puff.

  • @lawrenceallen8096
    @lawrenceallen8096 4 місяці тому +1

    please do more of these

  • @rabbithowls71
    @rabbithowls71 4 місяці тому

    You need to react to Boemerang: Erik Hartman laughs at his guests. It’s a classic, but it never gets old.
    Love the channel !👏🏼👏🏼

  • @sicr7373
    @sicr7373 3 місяці тому

    5:21 I actually laughed out loud at this!

  • @pkleo73
    @pkleo73 4 місяці тому

    that last one.... 'hows that possible?' I know what IS possible, that woman wont ever be able to sit on a bar stool without falling to the floor

  • @jaydelon
    @jaydelon 4 місяці тому +1

    @5:56 the bus completely ruined their shot lol!

  • @ROBOTRIX_eu
    @ROBOTRIX_eu 4 місяці тому +1

    The australian tv bloopers are good ones..

  • @jordanchristeson2872
    @jordanchristeson2872 3 місяці тому

    CONSTANCE LANDRY IS MY SPIRITUAL COUNTERPART

  • @pitcat1376
    @pitcat1376 4 місяці тому

    Loved it and loved your reaction. Thanks for the endorphin hit!

  • @abruemmer77
    @abruemmer77 4 місяці тому

    You gotta love that episode of "The Chase" with Bradley Walsh:
    "In what sport does Fanny Chmelar compete for germany?"

  • @hebijirik
    @hebijirik 4 місяці тому +1

    The language you were asking about 3:25 (with the dumpster diver in the background) is Czech.
    I understand it is hard (near impossible) for a native English speaker to recognize the difference. But like most countries repeatedly invaded by Russians we can get pretty upset when we see someone mix us up with them 🙂.

  • @TheFredster32
    @TheFredster32 4 місяці тому

    Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much!

  • @CyberBeep_kenshi
    @CyberBeep_kenshi 4 місяці тому

    there is a really funny one of a caught burglar, through a really bad drawing😂

  • @danduntz2539
    @danduntz2539 4 місяці тому +1

    This entire video is my favorite. I wish milk day and sewage on luggage were shown also.

  • @codelz187
    @codelz187 4 місяці тому +1

    The "Weather boy" kid was the weatherman's son. It was a bit.

    • @TylerD288
      @TylerD288 3 місяці тому

      That's what _YOU_ think, UA-cam boy!

  • @BrassMtn
    @BrassMtn 4 місяці тому

    Yay no protocol! Made my night!

  • @nicebluejay
    @nicebluejay 4 місяці тому

    now that i have perfected my comedic tiktok algo, i laugh like this every day for 30min (my self imposed tiktok daily limit). laughing is so good for you of course.

  • @pittsky
    @pittsky 4 місяці тому +4

    Dogs honking car horns gets me every time.

  • @eidetecker
    @eidetecker 4 місяці тому

    "Why are people like this?" For the win!

  • @deucedaprodeuca
    @deucedaprodeuca 4 місяці тому

    This was top 5! "Fxck Truck" killed me while I'm here in Starbuck's. It looked like I was crying!

  • @MrStivi1981
    @MrStivi1981 4 місяці тому

    Love that bus! Rofl!

  • @DoubleOTEN
    @DoubleOTEN 4 місяці тому

    🤣😂🤣…Yes More funny stuffs…

  • @valsir4942
    @valsir4942 4 місяці тому

    Let us laugh without waiting for the moment when we feel happy, otherwise we risk dying without ever laughing.
    Jean de La Bruyère
    ♥♥♥♥♥

  • @mispinchergamings3470
    @mispinchergamings3470 2 місяці тому

    3:50 normal dog day

  • @Jamie-lw5sy
    @Jamie-lw5sy 4 місяці тому +1

    The best part about this was watching her beautiful face.

  • @yannicklucas1836
    @yannicklucas1836 4 місяці тому

    Yes please, more videos like that. Some australian news bloopers would be fun. You could pick one of the videos in the playlist "Compilations of the FUNNIEST moments on TODAY" on the "TODAY" youtube channel.

  • @guystewart9554
    @guystewart9554 2 місяці тому

    I watch you on my TV!

  • @MrJorge3010
    @MrJorge3010 4 місяці тому

    4:35 according to him he was talking about his wife and his daughter who he sometimes calls his "girlfriend" at home and it slipped out during the interview. If he's lying, that's a terrible cover. If he's not lying, I don't even know what to say lol

  • @jordanchristeson2872
    @jordanchristeson2872 3 місяці тому

    EY WATCH OUT FOR THAT COUGAR

  • @juliusperseus8612
    @juliusperseus8612 4 місяці тому +1

    It's Very Refreshing to see you Laugh ! 😄

  • @casemcdonald2152
    @casemcdonald2152 3 місяці тому

    The funniest thing about these is that nobody saw them until they hit social media.

  • @wilgarcia1
    @wilgarcia1 4 місяці тому

    Cutest Cougar ever =P

  • @bellantwain21
    @bellantwain21 4 місяці тому

    OMG hilarious😂😂 love the video protocol Stay motivated Dream big 1 mill on the way

  • @johankaewberg8162
    @johankaewberg8162 4 місяці тому

    You made my day as well! I snorted liquid!

  • @canislupus6182
    @canislupus6182 4 місяці тому

    more funny stuff please😀

  • @james08999
    @james08999 4 місяці тому +1

    didnt think you could get any cuter till now

  • @LearningJeff
    @LearningJeff 4 місяці тому

    All very funny. With the exception of the jogger that fell.😳

  • @giuseppecatalano9376
    @giuseppecatalano9376 4 місяці тому

    Damn i think im in love with this girl...

  • @MrBizteck
    @MrBizteck 4 місяці тому

    Surprised the Irish weather report wasn't in this.