@11:31 Katie Perry was trolling Marshawn Lynch, an NFL athlete who actually got fined for not attending for post game interviews so he eventually attended one and said ' I'm just here so I don't get fined' the whole time
That Bow-wow moment is how I feel whenever I get on a video call before everyone else 😂 and there must be some law of physics regarding comedic timing that we aren't fully aware of yet, it's like it can't be planned but it always seems to happen. Like some variation of Murphy's law for hilariously embarrassing moments.
I think the way you don't flood the video with your comments but just let the clips play without interuption is so refreshing. Wish yo should write a protocol for that. 🙂💚😎
The one with the girl saying "I'm just here so I don't get fined wasn't candid. It was a planned joke because marshawn lynch said that in a forced player interview."
@@erock7073Marshawn Lynch (football player) had to attend press conferences as part of his NFL contract. He didn't want to participate, so he just showed up for the minimum time he was required to and said that he was just there to not be fined. Katy Perry, at a football event, joked that she was just there so she wouldn't be fined as a reference to those recent events with Lynch. ua-cam.com/video/2g2ZAhopQU8/v-deo.html
Yeah, I confess, that has happened to me (multiple times.) I was trying to be supportive just as I think Kelly Osborne meant to be but when it came out, I was in No Man's Land. There's nothing for it but to apologize and try to learn from it. And, yes, that crap always pops back into your head when you NEED to go to sleep...why is that?
Dilemma: I wish the world was full of people like you, but I also love how you unique and special you are. You're an absolutely precious human being, No Protocol.
I'm not saying this to be rude but why WOULDN'T you be listening to her comments? It's a reaction channel so the entire point is that we listen to and watch the UA-camr's reaction! Am I missing something?
So many things sound great in my head and so I open my mouth and then I hear what I said and think that's not at all what that sounded like in my head a moment ago.
Hi No Protocol ! 90% of the time I request sports videos, but since I know you like to mix things up, I have another request. The video is called "World's 10 Humans With Real Superpowers" by Hybrid Librarian. P.S.: Sorry for doing this again but I once again found a better video about Jonah Lomu. It's called: "Jonah Lomu - The Ultimate Rugby Player". Would be great if you checked these out. Please respond if you notice this and thanks for your time !
My favorite short stories are The Saucer of Loneliness by Theodore Sturgeon and There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury. If you've never read them, go seek them out and enjoy. The ball catch was pretty cool! :)
If you're curious about exploring an author who's new to you, I recommend checking out their short stories. It seems like all of my favorite authors have great short stories!
The most tragic part about this video is: The kardashians are billionaires and Paris hilton is halfway there. Them being rich and famous was a sign of the end times and the start of a massive decay in society. What's worse is we doubled down on that stupidity by essentially allowing an entire generation of young girls to be raised by the Kardashians and an entire generation of young boys being raised by people like the Paul brothers. Scary.
I'm with you, some had no embarrassment factor at all - especially that baseball catch; that was an extremely skilled reaction catch which (on a cricket pitch) I would have been more than proud to have taken! The first one (Fifth Harmony?) I have seen elsewhere and it made as much sense then (maybe more as there was actually music to it I think?). As for the second ... well, I'm a Capricorn (I think, I can never remember). As for some of the others, that 'unshatterable' faux pas ... 😜 I suspect we all have done or said something that sounded like a good idea before it was started or said!
Circa 1985,a work colleague in London said to me that they have never known anyone dig so many holes for themselves and then, immediately,dig their way out of them.😀
I take so many recommendations on various subjects, I don’t expect everyone to like every one lol but please feel free to not watch videos you don’t think you’ll enjoy (:
@@NoProtocol not sure if you were replying to me, nukies, or a general PSA, but I feel I should clarify that I do like these types of videos and just saying I hope you do more 🤙
"I'm just here so I won't get fined" was a well known - to NFL diehards - saying of Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch. Katy Perry told a joke her audience did not get.
I don't watch TV so I don't know if the show is still on, but if Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? is still on, I would think it would be rated R considering what they're teaching in schools now.
Maybe it was the small screen cropping that made the video unclear, but in the catching the baseball video, that ball was heading straight for the woman's head. Watch the full sized video.
Would it be possible to up the volume on the audio of your videos? I'm a little hard of hearing and sometimes I still struggle to make out specifics at max volume. Thanks!
Greetings and Love from Germany again 💚. Lovely reaction as always, my dear 🌻. Shows like 'The Bachelor' are not only superficially stupid, they are also a good example of how much damage such disjointed and cropped videos can do to a person. Here's the little conversation between Abbie Chatfield and Matt Agnew in original length: Abbie: 'What do you do for a living?' Matt: 'I'm an astrophysicist.' She joked, "What's your zodiac sign?" He slightly annoyed: 'I'm a lion.' Then she: '..oh, ok, I'm a gemini..' Her 'stupid' question about the star sign was planned by her. She wanted to look good and upset him. She knew that Matt wouldn't understand something like that and would seem confused and act weird. But the BBC didn't play along and turned the tables. By shortening the recording and editing it to Her detriment. For many it was the laughingstock of the year, but unfortunately for Abbie it was pure horror for quite a time. The shitstorm, or rather the worldwide 'online cyber mobbing' that greeted her afterwards, would have driven many more unstable people to suicide. It is very frightening to me how easily tens of thousands of weak-brained viewers can be manipulated by the media. People should take my advice and handle the social media like i do. Don't let it take over most of your breef time. If you wanna watch videos, ok. But please look for those with inspiring, uplifting, helpful, funny and most positive content. Serious, i've been there. I've watched nearly every f..ked up crap thats out there...accidents, brawls & beat up's (Worldstarrr), CNN live shootings...you name it. It gets you slowly and you don't even notice it. After bout what, 6 or 8 months, i suddenly woke up and in shock i thought to myself 'Wtfh'..am i nuts..i fill up each of my days with violence, death, hate and unnessesary shit. And damn, it's quite easy for me to avoid that negative in life. Cause i was born in 1971. I'm an eighties kid. I've grown up without all those bad influences like Smartphones, Social media, the darknet, scams, cyber bullying, selfies..and so on. And so i'm back to the roots...Offline as often as possible and out in the nature, exploring the unknown, the beautyful sides of our World. Learning from the Philosophie of Bruce Lee, listening to inspiring music from Nightwish, MJ and Iron Maiden. And lifting myself up by listening to iconic speeches from epic Mastermind's like Charlie Chaplin, M.L.King, J.F.K. or Richard Dawkins. Damn, sorry...i drifted away a little, didn't i...however, i wish you a peaceful day and stay safe, my Lovelylady 😊
To be fair, the one with Rita Ora not knowing "tuba" isn't surprising. What's most surprising to me is that people from different places still don't understand that people from different parts of the world have different names for things. It's very likely she may know a "tuba" as a bass horn, brass bass or sousaphone.
Due to the 24000 or so year wobble of the earth the astrological signs are 2000 years out of sync with the current calendar. Also since gravity is the force, all the brightest stars regardless of what sign they're in will have the most effect.
6:38 lol when you learn about Sharon and Ozzy Osborne, you will see why she felt comfortable saying what she said 💀🤣…Sharon got fired from The Talk because of her “views” about Meagan Markle (biracial) being married to one of the royals. Her friend Pierce Morgan felt some type of way about Meagan as well.
Katy saying "I'm just here so I won't get fined" was just a joke because Marshawn Lynch was getting fined for not talking to media and at the super bowl he answered "I'm just here so I won't get fined" to every question
I heard the Evan Longoria catch clip was fake. Also the Katie Perry superbowl moment was a reference to Marshawn Lynch who famously said I'm just here so I don't get fined to every question a media reporter asked
@11:31 Katie Perry was trolling Marshawn Lynch, an NFL athlete who actually got fined for not attending for post game interviews so he eventually attended one and said ' I'm just here so I don't get fined' the whole time
Thanks for the background on that one!
Thank you for being you. Just wanted to let you know you brighten up my day.
Thank you for saying this, it brightens mine too
I'll second that motion. Really hard to maintain my curmudgeonly ways while watching NP's commentary and smile.
Jesus, that ball was heading right for her head. Dude has insane hand eye coordination.
the Astrophysicist one was my favorite !
Always enjoy this channel. That's because of you. 💯
can we talk about how ur intros are legit so cool i legit love u start each video its hilarious
I think we all at some point say things we regret, it's human nature, sometimes our mouths just don't engage with our brains 😂🤦🏼
"Hungary... that's a country?" 🤣
That Bow-wow moment is how I feel whenever I get on a video call before everyone else 😂 and there must be some law of physics regarding comedic timing that we aren't fully aware of yet, it's like it can't be planned but it always seems to happen. Like some variation of Murphy's law for hilariously embarrassing moments.
What a joy tuning in to your new videos. Good job, No Protocol!
I think the way you don't flood the video with your comments but just let the clips play without interuption is so refreshing. Wish yo should write a protocol for that. 🙂💚😎
The one with the girl saying "I'm just here so I don't get fined wasn't candid. It was a planned joke because marshawn lynch said that in a forced player interview."
I came here to add this point
+1
Why would they fine Katy Perry? Sorry, I'm lost.
Yep:
ua-cam.com/video/2g2ZAhopQU8/v-deo.html
@@erock7073Marshawn Lynch (football player) had to attend press conferences as part of his NFL contract. He didn't want to participate, so he just showed up for the minimum time he was required to and said that he was just there to not be fined. Katy Perry, at a football event, joked that she was just there so she wouldn't be fined as a reference to those recent events with Lynch.
ua-cam.com/video/2g2ZAhopQU8/v-deo.html
@erock7073 don't think they would, she's likely just making a reference to Marshawn Lynch as a way to avoid answering questions.
The way your face lit up when you saw the Tesla truck clip made my year
That's frankly a tad pathetic.
@@tutorialslave what?
@@thatoneguy8096 Your simp mind truly can't conceive how your comment might have induced cringe?
Yeah, I confess, that has happened to me (multiple times.) I was trying to be supportive just as I think Kelly Osborne meant to be but when it came out, I was in No Man's Land. There's nothing for it but to apologize and try to learn from it. And, yes, that crap always pops back into your head when you NEED to go to sleep...why is that?
Thanks for your posts No Protocol.
Dilemma: I wish the world was full of people like you, but I also love how you unique and special you are.
You're an absolutely precious human being, No Protocol.
5:31 It is a word. "Not shatterable; that cannot be shattered." Unshatterable
Yes absolutely has happened to me for sure
Some of these are funny. Some bewildering. A few are sad. This is why I consider words carefully when speaking to someone I don't know.
This is the way.
I imagine that those moments when someone says something that they immediately regret, that it is due to inattention.
That Evan Longoria catch was STAGED.
Yes it was, the full clip is out there
Not just stage, it was special effects - for a Gillette commercial. In the same vein as the ball girl climbing up the 15' wall to make a catch.
always fun love the reactions,
Thanks for being here (:
You could totally be mistaken for an astrophysicist. Just that calm, deliberate manner of yours.
for sure, I almost believed her when she said it 😅
Yeah, but seriously: what are the birth dates for astrophysicists?
I think its high time unshatterable enters the vernacular and the OED. As always your videos are a pleasure to watch!
It's already a word
@@SonOfMuta You may be correct, but I can find no record of it in the OED. Either way it should be if it isn't.
11:56- 12:13 this will forever live rent free in my head 😂😂😂 bless her heart. She didn’t know.
"Has this ever happened to you?"
Most definitely it has. And like you, more than once. XD
Your doing a great job. I even listen to your comments. Very enjoyable =)
I'm not saying this to be rude but why WOULDN'T you be listening to her comments? It's a reaction channel so the entire point is that we listen to and watch the UA-camr's reaction! Am I missing something?
So many things sound great in my head and so I open my mouth and then I hear what I said and think that's not at all what that sounded like in my head a moment ago.
I know this feeling
Love your smile!
Love you're channel
Greetings from Hungary! 😊
Unshatterable! 🤣 I like it.
like your honesty
9:18 That's a classy way to tell someone to f off.
Hi No Protocol ! 90% of the time I request sports videos, but since I know you like to mix things up, I have another request. The video is called "World's 10 Humans With Real Superpowers" by Hybrid Librarian.
P.S.: Sorry for doing this again but I once again found a better video about Jonah Lomu. It's called: "Jonah Lomu - The Ultimate Rugby Player". Would be great if you checked these out. Please respond if you notice this and thanks for your time !
That baseball catch was really good.
It was fake..
the second clip is one of those "are you stupid" moments
8:15 - I'm not trying to defend Musky Husky or anything but shatterproof simply means that it doesn't shatter, not that it doesn't break.
My favorite short stories are The Saucer of Loneliness by Theodore Sturgeon and There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury. If you've never read them, go seek them out and enjoy.
The ball catch was pretty cool! :)
5th Harmony was created on one of those American idol type shows, X-factor. Camilla Cabello came out as the most famous of the group.
If anyone even mentions the zodiac or their personal sign my mind shuts off immediately. I do not have time or oxygen for idiocy on that level.
Ray J. Said, " I don't care."😂
Same guy selling Raycon earbuds which are just cheap rebranded Chinese Bluetooth earbuds from Alibaba
7:00 i have had that happening to me luckly the person didnt hear what i said so i said "nevermind"
I'm dying....unshatterable is still on her mind lol 8:46
Nice mix of videos on your channel 👍
Btw I’m curious about the background, can we get a zoom out
TEAM AQUARIUS REPORTING IN
Oh no those news people throwing out random words they believed students would relate to 😂
Cool video thanks.
"September"
Well, that's the ninth month, so... XD
I really believed that you are an astrophysicist, before you said that you are not. 😍😅
2:40 This is how I feel every time someone looks at me
The saying goes, " if people think you are fool it is better to keep you mouth shut than confirm it."
Could be based on the britidhm shattered. As in being worn out, wired, emotioally and physically on your last legs.
If you're curious about exploring an author who's new to you, I recommend checking out their short stories. It seems like all of my favorite authors have great short stories!
"I say the right things at the wrong time and the wrong things at the right time...and always in public." - Me (2003)
0:39 That look is priceless 😂.
If that's not a deal breaker,I don't know,what is.
5:00 unbreakable... reminds me of Uncle Buck
The most tragic part about this video is: The kardashians are billionaires and Paris hilton is halfway there. Them being rich and famous was a sign of the end times and the start of a massive decay in society. What's worse is we doubled down on that stupidity by essentially allowing an entire generation of young girls to be raised by the Kardashians and an entire generation of young boys being raised by people like the Paul brothers.
Scary.
That was a walk away moment... Gemini 😂
Also any girl that believes in star signs 💀
that catch is paranormall
I'm with you, some had no embarrassment factor at all - especially that baseball catch; that was an extremely skilled reaction catch which (on a cricket pitch) I would have been more than proud to have taken! The first one (Fifth Harmony?) I have seen elsewhere and it made as much sense then (maybe more as there was actually music to it I think?). As for the second ... well, I'm a Capricorn (I think, I can never remember). As for some of the others, that 'unshatterable' faux pas ... 😜 I suspect we all have done or said something that sounded like a good idea before it was started or said!
Circa 1985,a work colleague in London said to me that they have never known anyone dig so many holes for themselves and then, immediately,dig their way out of them.😀
That baseball catch was 100% fake, I think it was a for a commercial. ESPN did a lot of fake stuff stunts with actual professional athletes
11:53 That is American Idol alum Kellie Pickler
BUT, 2:45 is a great example of what people look like when they're uncomfortable and don't want to show it
Shatterable is totally a thing.
How else are you meant to express that same concept in a single word?
NP is extra sassy today lol
I seriously hope the cameraman in Cannes got canned lol
Is that a tattoo on your left bicep? LOL Not sure why it caught my eye.
That video was kind of lackluster (their fault not yours) but would love to see more content like this on your channel.
Honestly so many people are recommending her just bad videos all around lol.
I take so many recommendations on various subjects, I don’t expect everyone to like every one lol but please feel free to not watch videos you don’t think you’ll enjoy (:
@@NoProtocol not sure if you were replying to me, nukies, or a general PSA, but I feel I should clarify that I do like these types of videos and just saying I hope you do more 🤙
@quailman let me know if you have one in mind and I’ll put it on the list!
The astrophysicist part was pretty funny yes astrophysicist like astronomy which is where zodiac signs come from.
"I'm just here so I won't get fined" was a well known - to NFL diehards - saying of Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch. Katy Perry told a joke her audience did not get.
I don't watch TV so I don't know if the show is still on, but if Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? is still on, I would think it would be rated R considering what they're teaching in schools now.
Let's all petition to replace 'shatterproof' with 'unshatterable' in dictionaries!
Maybe it was the small screen cropping that made the video unclear, but in the catching the baseball video, that ball was heading straight for the woman's head. Watch the full sized video.
Small screen or full size..doesn't matter cause the video is faked
Wonderful smile :)
Would it be possible to up the volume on the audio of your videos? I'm a little hard of hearing and sometimes I still struggle to make out specifics at max volume. Thanks!
Completely not related but I really like your hair It makes her look different just saying respectfully she's glowing
Greetings and Love from Germany again 💚. Lovely reaction as always, my dear 🌻. Shows like 'The Bachelor' are not only superficially stupid, they are also a good example of how much damage such disjointed and cropped videos can do to a person. Here's the little conversation between Abbie Chatfield and Matt Agnew in original length: Abbie: 'What do you do for a living?' Matt: 'I'm an astrophysicist.' She joked, "What's your zodiac sign?" He slightly annoyed: 'I'm a lion.' Then she: '..oh, ok, I'm a gemini..' Her 'stupid' question about the star sign was planned by her. She wanted to look good and upset him. She knew that Matt wouldn't understand something like that and would seem confused and act weird. But the BBC didn't play along and turned the tables. By shortening the recording and editing it to Her detriment. For many it was the laughingstock of the year, but unfortunately for Abbie it was pure horror for quite a time. The shitstorm, or rather the worldwide 'online cyber mobbing' that greeted her afterwards, would have driven many more unstable people to suicide. It is very frightening to me how easily tens of thousands of weak-brained viewers can be manipulated by the media. People should take my advice and handle the social media like i do. Don't let it take over most of your breef time. If you wanna watch videos, ok. But please look for those with inspiring, uplifting, helpful, funny and most positive content. Serious, i've been there. I've watched nearly every f..ked up crap thats out there...accidents, brawls & beat up's (Worldstarrr), CNN live shootings...you name it. It gets you slowly and you don't even notice it. After bout what, 6 or 8 months, i suddenly woke up and in shock i thought to myself 'Wtfh'..am i nuts..i fill up each of my days with violence, death, hate and unnessesary shit. And damn, it's quite easy for me to avoid that negative in life. Cause i was born in 1971. I'm an eighties kid. I've grown up without all those bad influences like Smartphones, Social media, the darknet, scams, cyber bullying, selfies..and so on. And so i'm back to the roots...Offline as often as possible and out in the nature, exploring the unknown, the beautyful sides of our World. Learning from the Philosophie of Bruce Lee, listening to inspiring music from Nightwish, MJ and Iron Maiden. And lifting myself up by listening to iconic speeches from epic Mastermind's like Charlie Chaplin, M.L.King, J.F.K. or Richard Dawkins.
Damn, sorry...i drifted away a little, didn't i...however, i wish you a peaceful day and stay safe, my Lovelylady 😊
😂😂🤣🤣
@@BestJannaInBronze great to see you having a good time, Tiffany ☺
To be fair, the one with Rita Ora not knowing "tuba" isn't surprising. What's most surprising to me is that people from different places still don't understand that people from different parts of the world have different names for things. It's very likely she may know a "tuba" as a bass horn, brass bass or sousaphone.
The question is did you walk it back or did you double down
You are amazingly pretty.
Due to the 24000 or so year wobble of the earth the astrological signs are 2000 years out of sync with the current calendar. Also since gravity is the force, all the brightest stars regardless of what sign they're in will have the most effect.
6:38 lol when you learn about Sharon and Ozzy Osborne, you will see why she felt comfortable saying what she said 💀🤣…Sharon got fired from The Talk because of her “views” about Meagan Markle (biracial) being married to one of the royals. Her friend Pierce Morgan felt some type of way about Meagan as well.
To this day I still don't believe she didn't know what Walmart was he asked me which as you want everybody knows wall Walmart is
oops: should have said you would. Anyway keep up the good work 💚
Maybe “Shatterproof” is the right terminology?
Edit: LOL the clip was in the video.
The baseball player catching the ball was fake. Yet it still makes the reels as if it really happened.
Katy saying "I'm just here so I won't get fined" was just a joke because Marshawn Lynch was getting fined for not talking to media and at the super bowl he answered "I'm just here so I won't get fined" to every question
The Katy Perry, "I'm just here so I don't get fined," is a joke because Seahawks running back Marshawn Lynch said that in every media appearance.
I had heard the guy catching the baseball clip was faked.
The moderator is wrong! The women "working on the tractor" makes a whole lotta sense!!
And: they have their target audience in mind!
The *months of pregnancy* question was not phrased properly ..
It should've been "During how many months of pregnancy etc etc"
Her: "I'm a Gemini"
Me: "I'm...calling an uber to take me home"
Katy Perry was quoting Marshawn Lynch from a famous interview
That Evan Longoria clip is neat but unfortunately it's fake. It was part of a Gillete marketing ad.
Always commit
That baseball one is fake, it was from a promo video. It’s in so many compilations and it doesn’t even look real.
I heard the Evan Longoria catch clip was fake. Also the Katie Perry superbowl moment was a reference to Marshawn Lynch who famously said I'm just here so I don't get fined to every question a media reporter asked
Aaawwwweee love your look today. 😜
You have the fans of Raja Casablanca and Wydad Casablanca
I'm a Taurus.