Animals That Got the Middle Finger from Evolution (Casual Geographic Reaction)

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  • @almor2445
    @almor2445 Рік тому +232

    Kiwi birds come from New Zealand hence the nickname for the people who live there being "Kiwis" but oddly the fruit also called "Kiwi" comes from China. British and US servicemen in New Zealand first encountered this Chinese "Gooseberry" in New Zealand and the locals thought it looked like a kiwi bird being all fluffy so... Kiwifruits.

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  Рік тому +43

      That is an interesting fun fact, thank you Alex! I had no clue about either the birds or the fruit

    • @Ebonhawk3829
      @Ebonhawk3829 Рік тому +21

      ​@@NoProtocolI'm from NZ. The kiwi is our national bird and features prominently in iconography (on the $1 coin as one example). Some years ago we nearly changed our national flag to one featuring a kiwi silhouette even...

    • @9usuck0
      @9usuck0 Рік тому +2

      I forgot that slang. Only knew it from Flight of the concord's show.

    • @metrophidon
      @metrophidon Рік тому +5

      @@NoProtocol I understand not knowing about Kiwi birds, but not knowing Kiwifruits?? Next you're gonna say you don't know what peaches are.

    • @ideitbawxproductions1880
      @ideitbawxproductions1880 Рік тому +6

      ​@@metrophidon Well, I know peaches come from a can. They were put there by a man, in a factory downtown

  • @MegaSkills9
    @MegaSkills9 Рік тому +76

    You are the ONLY one on the internet to jump right into the video without a long boring intro. I just wanted you to know that I love that. Thanks.

    • @jsgv7935
      @jsgv7935 Рік тому

      Only? 😂

    • @MegaSkills9
      @MegaSkills9 Рік тому +1

      @@jsgv7935 What part of ONLY do you not understand? Show me a link to ONE other movie reviewer, that always jumps right into the video. If you can't...then please just STFU. (Yes I said ONLY.)

    • @teodelfuego
      @teodelfuego Рік тому +3

      @@jsgv7935 Yeah, seemingly the only one because everyone else is trying to play to the YT algorithm and stretch out content to the requisite 10 minute mark

    • @volundrfrey896
      @volundrfrey896 Рік тому +3

      The annoying part is that I always jump 5-10% into every video to skip intros. That doesn't work here but the muscle memory sure does.

    • @gothicnight96
      @gothicnight96 4 місяці тому +2

      She is my new favorite. No long intro, and she doesn't pause too often or talk over the video. True quality

  • @shanecrimmins87
    @shanecrimmins87 Рік тому +139

    The cheetahs chirp actually allows them to talk to their cubs without predators hearing them as they just think it's a bird call.

    • @maxmichalik4938
      @maxmichalik4938 Рік тому +25

      Imagine when you're a feline predator and have to pretend to be a bird to not get eaten.

    • @Patches_0001
      @Patches_0001 Рік тому +6

      @@maxmichalik4938it’s not so the adult doesn’t get eaten it’s their kids

    • @paquinraino8180
      @paquinraino8180 Рік тому +7

      @@Patches_0001 That doesn't change the fact that if animals hear a lion roaring to his kids, no animals will even try to eat them once they hear that. Cheetah are pretty weak and if they end up disapearing in the future thousands of years it wouldn't be that surprising

    • @TheBubbafadass
      @TheBubbafadass Рік тому +6

      ​@@paquinraino8180it Is at least partly balanced out by the fact that Cheetahs are much more successful hunters than both Lions and Leopards. An ability to eat regularly is quite a large advantage

    • @peanut8056
      @peanut8056 Рік тому +3

      @@TheBubbafadass cheetahs get their kills stolen tho

  • @KME4698
    @KME4698 Рік тому +11

    A lot of reaction channels I see the people typically aren't that into it or don't get it fully, but you're actually really intelligent and it's clear you've thought about this stuff quite a bit. Very refreshing

  • @tobiaswedin
    @tobiaswedin Рік тому +32

    More casual geographic please! I've never seen you smile so much and what is better in life than having a blast whilst learning :D

  • @willvr4
    @willvr4 Рік тому +18

    The weirdest thing about an octopus to me is I can't comprehend how they are able to become so intelligent in such a short period of time. Seems like a total waste.

  • @Beaconwarriorsaint921
    @Beaconwarriorsaint921 Рік тому +8

    I really enjoy both No Protocol and Casual Geographic to get away from the world even if its for a brief moment. Thank you.

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  Рік тому +6

      Thanks for being here (:

    • @Beaconwarriorsaint921
      @Beaconwarriorsaint921 Рік тому

      ​@@NoProtocol As you pointed out, his conclusion was very heart-felt with a touch of humor and is very admirable. My kind of human-beings. Good stuffs 👏 ✌

  • @9usuck0
    @9usuck0 Рік тому +8

    I think his videos don't typically teach me animal facts. But he's very clever on his word choices. I love his videos.

  • @Nick-nm8om
    @Nick-nm8om Рік тому +12

    Speaking of intelligent dogs, I had a german shepherd ( female passed away 2 years ago) without training she used to open & close doors using the handles , turn on/off lights, work the kitchen faucet to drink water, get ice cubes from fridge , open/close sliding patio door, I've even caught her opening the fridge door many times, leave the house through the garage door, I noticed she watched us doing things and try to do the same. She was a hand full but we loved her to death.

  • @kurtjohnson3917
    @kurtjohnson3917 Рік тому +8

    So I've watched a lot of your reaction videos, mostly based on the level of interesting content you choose, but even more for your erudite, clever & studied observations. I'd just like to encourage you to morph beyond reaction vids toward building your own voice. I'd be fascinated to follow your perspective on a range of issues/topics. I appreciate that you've kept your name/personal history/opinions under the radar; but honestly, you're a rather rare quantity in this space. There are so many posters spouting utter nonsense, getting tons of views, and influencing people toward faulty and sometimes dangerous conclusions. Jump in, we need you!

  • @SirLunchAL0t
    @SirLunchAL0t Рік тому +28

    To be fair, what he said about the Luna Moth is true about almost all moths and butterflies, they are rare creatures in that they have two very distinct phases in life with entirely different purposes. All caterpillars do is feed and after they have hatched out of their cocoon their only purpose in life is to mate. This is quite a unique concept in the animal world.
    PS: If the chair is gone so am I, how dare you switch chairs after we spent all of season 1 beginning to relate to that character in such a meaningful way.

  • @Flastew
    @Flastew Рік тому +22

    Nature is so wild in how some animals are designed to some things great but are lacking in so many others. Love how he points out these opps in nature.

    • @erock7073
      @erock7073 Рік тому +5

      Totally, sometimes we forget that natural selection takes time to optimize species to their ever changing environments and that some species are too behind the changing times and naturally become extinct. Extinction is a natural phenomenon that is part of natural selection.

    • @Flastew
      @Flastew Рік тому

      @@erock7073 Thanks for the reply and very well said.

    • @paquinraino8180
      @paquinraino8180 Рік тому +1

      @@erock7073 Exactly, like species like sloth, kiwis or cheetah clearly need to step up to not be extinct in the future

  • @YuryVVV
    @YuryVVV Рік тому +8

    Ah yes, the video that made me subscribe to Casual Geographic. Love the guy 😄
    Also really enjoyed your commentary on this one, those subtle jokes get me every time.

  • @CarlosRenfroe
    @CarlosRenfroe Рік тому +38

    Holy smokes. I legit feel sorry for these animals now! Never been so thankful to be human.

    • @KentuckyBrad
      @KentuckyBrad Рік тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a dumb comment

  • @terenceingledew1891
    @terenceingledew1891 Рік тому +2

    Poodles are very intelligent that's why they were trained as circus acts for many years. Also the poodles tight curly hair made them extremely buoyant so they were used by Belgian and French fishermen to retrieve fallen tackle.

  • @trannigan3349
    @trannigan3349 Рік тому +7

    This dude is really funny. After your first reaction to his videos I looked his channel up and binge watched several videos lol. Good luck with the move! And yes Casual Geographic has a video on Orcas.

  • @demonicrebellion6903
    @demonicrebellion6903 Рік тому +2

    Hands down my favorite youtuber, your content is so varied and always informative and fun.

  • @Ruosteinenknight
    @Ruosteinenknight Рік тому +3

    09:11 This is pretty common with insects. Some of them like Mayflies spent years as a larvae only to die within days when they become an adult. Some species only live hours or even minutes.
    14:52 Interesting thing about cheetahs is that they can be tamed pretty easily. The thing is that as bad as their reproduction is in the wild, in captivity it's even worse. We're talking about 90 percent death rate among newborn cubs. Without those support dogs, it would be pretty impossible to keep the population up in captivity.
    Oh, and the whole support dog thing also works with Leopards. If you impirint a leopard with a golden retriever, you basically have now two golden retrievers. ua-cam.com/video/PUq3oPzPVPg/v-deo.html

  • @WV-HillBilly
    @WV-HillBilly Рік тому +28

    I'm skeptical that octopuses are *only* as smart as dogs.
    I would have guessed they were much smarter (as well as corvids, elephants, and great apes)

    • @sombra1111
      @sombra1111 Рік тому +11

      Yes, he should do more research on octopuses. They can solve puzzles which dogs and 2 year old kids won't even begin to understand

    • @sombra1111
      @sombra1111 Рік тому +3

      @@matthewatwood207 That's a really huge title for a book. All joking aside, I wonder if the autor is smart enough to know for sure that the pinnacle of human intelligence really isn't enough to know how smart animals are.

    • @ThaBeatConductor
      @ThaBeatConductor Рік тому +2

      @@sombra1111 My favorite is that they can solve a complex puzzle by watching another octopus solve the puzzle first.

    • @drf4270
      @drf4270 Рік тому

      @@sombra1111 octopi

    • @WV-HillBilly
      @WV-HillBilly Рік тому +1

      ​@@sombra1111 Also, if you put a sticker on a dog's head and stand it in front of a mirror, it has absolutely no idea that the idiot with the sticker on its head is itself.
      An octopus/elephant/magpie/orangutan will use the mirror to remove sticker/paint from itself.

  • @willo1171
    @willo1171 Рік тому +68

    You're a high quality reactor.

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  Рік тому +30

      Wow, thank you!

    • @Pestsoutwest
      @Pestsoutwest Рік тому +6

      She is a high quality person, you don't know of she identifies as a reactor. Shame on you! 😅❤

    • @erichvondonitz5325
      @erichvondonitz5325 Рік тому +1

      damn she probably be radioactive then

    • @Pestsoutwest
      @Pestsoutwest Рік тому +2

      @@erichvondonitz5325 no she is highly allergic to penicillin. (Joke)

    • @Lesminster
      @Lesminster Рік тому +1

      @@Pestsoutwest You don't know if that entity identifies as a woman, and as a person ;)(jk)

  • @irisravenhild9060
    @irisravenhild9060 Рік тому +1

    I saw the Casual Geographic video you reacted to,
    so I had to see your reaction.
    I grew up with these facts about animals,
    so it will be amazing to see a fellow woman's reaction.
    And when you didn't know about the bird Kiwi,
    I knew this would be a treat.

  • @David_C_83
    @David_C_83 Рік тому +6

    I knew nature had some gruesome births but I had never heard about those and they're out of pure horror! We might have our flaws but the animals on that list sure got it worse...

  • @ptommo1543
    @ptommo1543 Рік тому +6

    If all teachers were like Casual kids would love going to lessons. Also, No Protocol is a great UA-camr :) They should do a colab.

  • @Algorythmfpv
    @Algorythmfpv Рік тому +5

    Sloths leaving the safety of the tree to poop makes me laugh because I'm imagining a sloth thinking "well I don't want this poop up here in the tree with me, if I don't go down there the poop will just stay up here with me" lending more to the hilarity that is a sloth to begin with.

  • @EricTheBroBean
    @EricTheBroBean Рік тому +1

    Casual Geographic has me dying 🤣
    Ive been subbed to his channel for a good while, and i cant get enough 😅

  • @ollypa7062
    @ollypa7062 Рік тому +3

    2 surviving octopuses out of 50 000 means that only 0.004% survive to adulthood. And since octopuses are only equipped to have kids once, it means that the 2 surviving octopuses both need to reproduce to sustain their species.

  • @webwalker4478
    @webwalker4478 Рік тому +6

    The Kiwi is from New Zealand - a slang for someone from New Zealand is also "kiwi"
    Love your stuff

  • @iljagobeyn8914
    @iljagobeyn8914 Рік тому +1

    Dude is funny and his facts are correct. Love his content

  • @anxofernandez3344
    @anxofernandez3344 Рік тому +11

    2/50,000 is indeed less than 1%, no lie told there 😂😂😂

  • @tdshow4287
    @tdshow4287 Рік тому

    Casual Geographic is wonderful entertainment and education. Keep reacting, and your input is spectacular. Thank you.

  • @ravenward626
    @ravenward626 Рік тому +1

    Another interesting "design flaw" vertebrates have inherited is a blind spot in our eyes. For whatever the reason we have nerves on top of our retinas. Those nerves all pass through the retina on the way to the brain by going through a small hole in the retina. The hole means no photo-receptors where it is, so a blind spot. The brain sort of edits it out of our attention so no problems. Cephalopod on the other hand don't even have his issue since the nerves connecting the photo-receptors in their eyes to their brain connect from behind the retina.

  • @Boredofmostofit
    @Boredofmostofit 9 місяців тому +1

    Poodles, despite being known mainly for revolting hairstyles due to their owners, were actually bred for hunting and are quite clever and obedient.

  • @TheNflkid423
    @TheNflkid423 Рік тому

    The fact that you get right to the point is awesome

  • @markaxworthy2508
    @markaxworthy2508 11 місяців тому

    This woman is very bright and her comments are worth listening to in their own right. She also has a very mobile face and is often more watchable than what she is presenting.

  • @kev4366
    @kev4366 10 місяців тому

    Never seen this guy before, awesome vid. Dude is switched on and hilarious, will be checking out his channel

    • @justguy-4630
      @justguy-4630 7 місяців тому +1

      What do you think? I love his content. I have been watching his videos before even finding No Protocol. In fact, I found this channel because of Casual Geographic.

    • @kev4366
      @kev4366 7 місяців тому

      @@justguy-4630 I've watched plenty of Casual Geo now, and shared his vids with my GF and friends. Love what he does.

  • @ravenward626
    @ravenward626 Рік тому +1

    Standard Poodles were at one time hunting dogs, waterfowl for the most part iirc. Natural selection can cultivate some crazy traits, but human selection is no slouch either with domesticated animals. A lot of the working dogs received selective breeding to cultivate specific traits. Hunting, sheep herding, those sort of jobs are easier to do if you're working with an animal that can listen and understand contextual commands. There's a fun channel called "What About Bunny" where someone has buttons that their poodle / sheepdog mix can press to generate audible words. It's not the Queens English, but often the word combinations used by the pooch will seem contextually appropriate. I hope your move takes you to good places.

    • @ThaBeatConductor
      @ThaBeatConductor Рік тому +1

      I've seen the button/word panel with a cat as well.

  • @t0n0k0
    @t0n0k0 Рік тому

    Funny you mentioned the poster, when I first started watching the channel my first video I was so intrigued by the poster, because I had the same idea, but for a nightclub named legends and for a theme with only music legends represented. It was trippy 😅 to see and not just think it my head.

  • @zmadhatter2340
    @zmadhatter2340 Рік тому +1

    It took me half of the video to realize that he's holding a tiny mic not a lollipop

  • @douglasszot8294
    @douglasszot8294 Рік тому

    I’ve seen this guy before. He’s informative, funny and to the point. Maybe I should subscribe to his channel. As always, you come up with some great videos.

  • @jonh7480
    @jonh7480 Рік тому

    I love this dude. He's awesome. I'm already subbed.

  • @djjam9073
    @djjam9073 Рік тому

    You're moving physically or creating another channel? I don't watch for your decor. I watch because your unique perspective on topics is very interesting.

  • @Lightning_Lance
    @Lightning_Lance Рік тому +1

    Imagine being a cheetah. You've got all your stats in speed. You're the fastest in the animal kingdom. And then some weird hairless ape sneaks up on you. You easily outrun the slow bastard. But an hour later... there he is again. You run away. This keeps happening until you're too tired to keep running. Then they stab you with a pointed stick and you die.

  • @catherinehubbard1167
    @catherinehubbard1167 Рік тому +1

    I always thought pigs were given frustrating lives due to their body shape. They are highly curious and intelligent, but they stand close to the ground, looking only down unless they stretch their short, fat necks, with limbs that are useless for holding anything or protecting themselves. And then there is the species with lower incisors that grow up THROUGH THEIR FACE and sometimes into their brain.

  • @Sausage_God
    @Sausage_God Рік тому +1

    The mario brothers edit when the eagle got the sloth had me rolling.

  • @vanilla6326
    @vanilla6326 Рік тому +1

    Kiwi birds are the most bizarre fuckers and I love them. They get backhanded by the entire ecosystem but the fact that their mating ritual is just the males inciting play until the female joins in or scratches him

  • @aloedark5221
    @aloedark5221 Рік тому +2

    hahaha that thumb nail. love your take on things!

  • @ThaBeatConductor
    @ThaBeatConductor Рік тому +2

    Speaking on human evolution, our backs SUCK. We're not properly developed to be 100% bipedal, and our backs suffer for it.

    • @JWAM
      @JWAM Рік тому

      Nah, we only live longer than we should. We start rotting at 27, but we too so much to keep the carcasses going after that. :)

  • @coreozurn4950
    @coreozurn4950 Рік тому +1

    The Casual Geographic guy (can't remember his name) has a great audiobook that he wrote and narrates.

  • @j.mendezphotography8684
    @j.mendezphotography8684 Рік тому

    Just found your video (2-6-2023) by seeing Casual Geographic in the title. You're so chill....and beautiful.

  • @aalimcl8827
    @aalimcl8827 Рік тому +1

    Yo that hyena stuff has me stuck right now....
    If they weren't so vicious I would hug all of them😅😂

  • @tyler4418
    @tyler4418 Рік тому

    "A bird that can't bird" had me dying, I had to pause the video 🤣

  • @Competitive_Antagonist
    @Competitive_Antagonist Рік тому

    Lettuce lettuce contains a chemical that works as an adenosine agonist. Lactuca virosa is highest in this chemical as its known as wild lettuce and so more effective than the domesticated lettuce.

  • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
    @simon-peterwilliamson2412 Рік тому

    Lmao your face when he said bigger is most certainly better

  • @patrickogwala6054
    @patrickogwala6054 Рік тому +6

    Kiwi birds are primarily found in New Zealand.

    • @frankotto83
      @frankotto83 Рік тому +1

      Well actually, they are exclusivly found in New Zealand in the wild. And they are notoriously hard to be held in captivity.

  • @millsy1861
    @millsy1861 Рік тому +1

    A Kiwi bird that'll be New Zealand. Us British refer to New Zealanders as Kiwis. Leopards can't Roar by the way either. What he failed to mention about the Octopus is they are shape shifters, and can instantaneously change colour, they can perfectly mimic their surroundings, either blending perfectly into the sea bed or shape shifting into a rock while also changing into the exact colour of the rock or sea bed. They are truly incredible creatures.

    • @sasooka5448
      @sasooka5448 Рік тому

      Sure they cant roar like Jurassic worlds trex, but leopards can roar. Its a bit like a cough but really even lions dont exactly roar either.

    • @millsy1861
      @millsy1861 Рік тому

      ​@Sasooka trust me lion's Roar. You clearly haven't ever been up close to one that is, it goes straight through your entire body, making ever sense in you body activate, and your primeval brain suddenly realises that once upon a time that meant you were dinner.

    • @sasooka5448
      @sasooka5448 Рік тому

      @@millsy1861 I have been close to lions when they roar. Shivers down your spine, especially when you hear them at night. But my point is what is considered a roar and what isnt? Lions do roar in a way, id say leopards can (vocally only snow leopards 'cant') and tigers more then definitely roar, but by some definition so do cougars and bears and even orangutans. What is a roar to you?

  • @charlesf2804
    @charlesf2804 Рік тому

    The Casual Geographic guy is entertaining and the videos interesting. Still, I'm glad the appropriate words were bleeped out.

  • @thewhat6219
    @thewhat6219 Рік тому +1

    I always feel some surreal type of humor when I hear about the "Emu Wars", like I know it must have sucked for whoever went thru it, but how many other animals have an actual W like that against people?
    The betta fish, A.K.A. the Chinese fighting fish, is the main one of those "prettier than the female" type fish I can think of. I don't think the pretty is for attracting mates in this case, they get really vibrant when facing other bettas so I guess it's more of a colorful "f off".

  • @TheNeonParadox
    @TheNeonParadox Рік тому

    Nobody leaves a biology class still believing in intelligent design. Well, unless they weren't paying attention in the first place.

  • @briljin
    @briljin Рік тому +1

    Pulling out the "my grandma" card doesn't fly :)

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  Рік тому

      She loves her dog shows on a Saturday

  • @davester1432
    @davester1432 Рік тому

    Where is your channel moving to? I will definitely come along.

  • @cmlemmus494
    @cmlemmus494 Рік тому

    The thing about octopuses is that they are intelligent in the sense that they learn quickly, but they have virtually no long term memory. In aquariums they can teach octopuses to do all sorts of complex tasks, but they have to reteach them every morning. The memory doesn't stick around. So whether this counts as intelligence is a bit debatable.

  • @Lightkie
    @Lightkie Рік тому

    It's hilarious how after asking for someone to double check the math, the comments are split between 0.004% and 0.00004%.

  • @justguy-4630
    @justguy-4630 Рік тому

    Ah.. Casual Geographic. The reason I found this channel. Well, your reaction of his video some months ago, I mean.

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 Рік тому

    0:22 That's a warthog. If they don't file down their tusks enough, it starts to push right into their skull.

  • @MySerpentine
    @MySerpentine Рік тому

    That's so much less than 1% that you can barely see 1% from there. That's 1/25000

  • @kevinj9059
    @kevinj9059 Рік тому

    That's the reason the standard poodle is so prevalent in circuses and talent shows. It's not the terrible poofy haircut for sure.

  • @haveit-k8l
    @haveit-k8l Рік тому

    What a great video, i thought he had a lollipop until half way through haha

  • @d34d10ck
    @d34d10ck Рік тому

    It's definitely less than 1%. You are right about that.

  • @frankallen3634
    @frankallen3634 Рік тому

    He has written a great book...100 animals that will fuck you up. Amazon has it, great read

  • @annaclarafenyo8185
    @annaclarafenyo8185 Рік тому

    Human childbirth is atrocious compared to other apes, because there are conflicting needs--- bigger head for the bigger brain, and narrow hips so you can walk upright. Those two make human childbirth among the most dangerous and painful of any, including the hyena.

  • @erikjrn4080
    @erikjrn4080 Рік тому +1

    Cheetahs aren't as nerfed as people keep claiming. I won't get into that, though. I'll just point out that the reason they can't roar, is that they can purr. Cats can either roar or purr, but never both. Purring may seem like a useless skill, but most likely has purposes we don't know of; in spite of what this list might make you think, evolution never gives up something useful, without getting something useful back. It's just that it doesn't give a 5h17 what if feels like to the individuals... Anyway, a benefit from purring that evolution never counted on, is that it's perfect for recruiting human allies; hearing and feeling the purr of a cheetah tends to stick with people in an entirely different way than roars (which also stick with people).

  • @UlfOrGrimnir
    @UlfOrGrimnir Рік тому

    Fun fact we have the same amount of neck vertebrae as almost all mammals, which includes giraffes, elephants, and even whales.
    The only 2 animals that i know of that have more are the sloth and the Manatee

  • @Aoiichi
    @Aoiichi Рік тому +1

    Okay if Cheetahs are at " genetic bottleneck " , how would humans go about fixing that ?

  • @zf5656
    @zf5656 Рік тому

    2 out of 50,000 just sounds like they are all Sperm, and Gratz in the twins.

  • @ajwinberg
    @ajwinberg Рік тому

    Fun fact, poodles were actually originally bread as bird hunting dogs. Also poodles are actually German dogs and not French like most people think.

  • @a1asdairpage
    @a1asdairpage Рік тому +4

    I believe (without having fact checked it) that kiwis are native to New Zealand

    • @justguy-4630
      @justguy-4630 Рік тому +2

      I believe New Zealanders are called kiwis as well. The people, I mean.

  • @theothermoe321
    @theothermoe321 Рік тому

    I like the irony of no long intro but there's never a long intro lol

  • @magicalminty6203
    @magicalminty6203 Рік тому

    They say poodle dogs are smart, but I own 2 doodle mixes (half poodle dogs, one golden doodle, and a black labradoodle), and they are easily the two dumbest dogs I've ever known. I also have a GSD who routinely outsmarts both of them effortlessly.

  • @Aoiichi
    @Aoiichi Рік тому +3

    Hey Wendy's is actually good .

    • @NoProtocol
      @NoProtocol  Рік тому +1

      I’ve had a bacon burger from there once. Not bad

  • @hlessiavedon
    @hlessiavedon 8 місяців тому

    The reason lettuce makes you tired is because it contains a chemical that is structurally similar to opium called lactucarium, aka lettuce opium/lopium.

  • @JEFFwasHERE...
    @JEFFwasHERE... Рік тому +1

    JEFF was HERE

  • @fburnsDubstepEnderFox
    @fburnsDubstepEnderFox Рік тому

    If you're surprised about poodles being smart, consider that they're actually hunting dogs. They are pretty much bred for the water and go after waterfowl. Although you might not know what these days because people treat them like cute accessories. 😅

  • @KarmasAB123
    @KarmasAB123 Рік тому

    I like your shirt. Where'd you get it?

  • @jutley5296
    @jutley5296 Рік тому +2

    +1 Team player

  • @justin_5631
    @justin_5631 Рік тому

    'does it die' - one egg per female wouldn't last long.
    Herodotus reported the same thing about female lions.
    animals that are really slow like sloths and koalas live off leaves with low nutritional value. while maybe a bit less lazy, pandas have the same problem with bamboo.

  • @pawpaw__
    @pawpaw__ Рік тому

    Imagine/ humans didn't take the digital/tech/industrial way of life and instead embraced the natural world. Seems like a long time ago but it's really just a fleeting moment in our time. Something I love to think about, how old everything is. The space you take up has been there for all of eternity (or Earth as we know it). What has taken place on the soil im walking on, how everything has come to be. It's awesome.

  • @wethepeopleok
    @wethepeopleok Рік тому

    For the octopus, 2 in 50,000 is equivalent to 0.002%

  • @leechowning2712
    @leechowning2712 Рік тому

    To answer your question about greens... yes. There is a reason we do green heavy diets. Your body honestly uses almost the entire carb value of a green just to process it. Even fulltime vegetarians know better than to just go with greens because you will not have any energy to spare on anything if you prioritize eatting leafy greens. Even less if you do not cook them.

  • @rashonnowell3862
    @rashonnowell3862 Рік тому

    🤣"2 out of 50000 is less than 1% "🤣🤣"someone Hubble check that math" 😭 I can tell you you're 100%right but that was the biggest understatement off the year

  • @InstrucTube
    @InstrucTube Рік тому

    0.00004% in fact. And yeah, that's a pretty horrid survival rate.

  • @vblake530530
    @vblake530530 7 місяців тому

    You and this guy would be a good match

  • @adamthomas9039
    @adamthomas9039 Рік тому

    0.004 is the percentage of 2 octopuses out of 50,000

  • @drewcliff82
    @drewcliff82 Рік тому +2

    .004 or 4 one thousandths of a percent fir the octopus number.

  • @jacobthibodeau6685
    @jacobthibodeau6685 Рік тому

    1:11 yeah... poodles are extremally smart and relatively easy to train. They are a pretty solid dog...... Pits sre still my favorite tho lol

  • @jamielandis4308
    @jamielandis4308 Рік тому

    Love this guy. Found him from you.

  • @mikefoster6018
    @mikefoster6018 Рік тому

    All these weird animals, no matter how weak they look to us, have passed the test of time excellently. Any animal that doesn't work well in its environment is doomed. We're in a world full of stellar survivors and basically nothing else.

  • @Aoiichi
    @Aoiichi Рік тому +2

    An Emily hurt him....

  • @nunyabusiness9013
    @nunyabusiness9013 Рік тому

    It's crazy that I actually learned about the Hyenas reproducutive "uniqueness" in a batshit crazy ecchi anime called Ishuzoku Reviewers. Formerly review bombed to #1 anime of all time on MAL. 🤣

  • @Raven5150
    @Raven5150 Рік тому

    Im a peacock you got to let me fly

  • @Snipergoat1
    @Snipergoat1 Рік тому

    You weren't expecting poodles to be smart. Nobody does. It just goes to show how a bad haircut can make you look like a fool. They were herding dogs and very smart ones at that. The poodle haircut came from the fact that their owners who where often shepherds, would trim their naturally long and wild hair so that they wouldn't collect burrs and other nasty things while running around doing their job. The shepherds would just trim the hair using the same shears as they used on the sheep. Hence they ugly cut that poodles are known for.