YIKES: Hot Insta Boys are at it again
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- Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
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*“I respect the ugly community but it ain’t me sis”* LMAO
we stan a hot blunt queen
Me looking at myself in the mirror hyping myself up 😂
Somebody had to say it
I read this right as she said it
I loved this line so much OMG
People in general: yoo they cute af
Emily: he seems like a fine boy, doesnt seem to have any malicious intent
madvibing
Me: I can almost say with certainty that I’m not going to get impaled,
2 days later
Whoops I thought wrong.
I honestly didn’t find any of them hot or cute lmao
She came out as 💅
the fact that she slapped herself after seeing that guy
@@zenithhadley7879 Is she a lesbian or bi/pansexual.
"I'd rather cut my own foot off with a spork " Is now my new catch phrase.
Omg thanks to all the people who liked my comment, this is one of the most liked comments I've ever gotten
This is the companion to "I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door."
foopoon
@@booklovingpoet5942 my most liked comment is around 30 likes 😭
Same
Here’s a compliment: the bone structure and symmetry in your face is incredible and your hair looks amazing.
***why are y’all liking this lol stop
666 likes. You are now cursed by satan.
Idk why but when I read that I just heard
“If a ran a meek cleaver down the center of your skull I’d have matching halfs”
-heather from heathers the musical
@@violetsmith3364 "That's very important"
“Of course you could stand to loose a few pounds-“
And you know, you know...
This could be beautiful
Get yourself someone who loves you the way Emily loves plushies and criticizing social media
Anthony Romanelli YASSSSSSSSSSSS
Preach
666 likes
Unrealistic. Blocked.
Yes
*”MAYHAPS ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL”*
oh my god that sent me
time?
911 likes xD
@@wyre111 12:02
Omg that is me!
When emily cringed at the "i wanna look at u because ur cute" I felt that
Campmob !! Cover his eyes with his hair. I-
Same
not gonna lie that was cute sue me all you want lmao
@@detectivewoosher 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 yeah i know like i cringed a lil but i still got the smile on my face lmao 🤣🤣🤣
we all felt that 😔
she's actually hot though, like, no need to joke here sis
Yeah Emily is pretty
She is fucking gorgeous
It worked
Nicholas Aubé hey where's the part you say virtue signalling and soy? Disappointing.
Yeah she’s sooo pretty 🥰🥰🥰
her slapping her neck out of pure cringe is a MOOD
An Icon. I’m taking notes.
Lmao It's gold 😂
Is that what skin crawling is?
@@lhagiduty mhm
why do these boys look like they haven't showered in two years
Felici two words: hair gel
And they all are orange
Jaina Solo e w
Kieran Obrien *Hot take: puffy Cheetos are better than regular Cheetos, but hot Cheetos are superior over both. BUT, ever since I’ve discovered the existence of hot puffy Cheetos, I’ve decided that hot puffy Cheetos triumphant over all*
@@parkchimmin7913 i have no clue what that has to do with my comment but good for you i guess
Its not lame , they're so cute omg I love them
Edit: This is about the plushies and not the TikTok boys
For a second there I forgot about the plushies and thought you were talking about tiktok boys
😂😂
They had us at the first half, ngl
😂
Sis just broke us.
"I like how hot people can do anything and get away with it." Emily on her way robbing a bank.
Ikr lol
I've actually went on America's got talent and tied a tie. Simon Cowell broke out into tears and the crowd gave me a standing ovation. Terry crews gave me his phone number and told me to call him so that he could make me a billionaire immediately. I got praised. I won eve n. Dont worry emily, I'll teach you to tie a tie 😌
For a second I actually thought this was real person not joking like trying for likes or something
I believed it till you got to the part where you said "and tied a tie."
r/thathappened
@@ArisenMind sir this is a joke but yes.
@@subliimity I know it is....I just always wanted to type that...lemme have my fun lol.
he also said: "kiddo" is he telling this to children? I'm a little worried
Kael Zant that made me vry uncomfortable 🤟😔
I can only imagine the beauty of his parents finding that video.
@@archaeil same 😞
Yh that's rlly sus
''is this lame?''
well, yes, but im living for this so no
them likes tho
@@1kiwi7 lol i just noticed, how the frick XD
it changed within that time
@@1kiwi7 dem*
No one:
Emily's poster: WO WOMA
Wonder Woman...
@@desertparadise8220 no it's wo woma
Wo woma
wO woma
wo Woma
wo wOma
wo woMa
wo womA
wo woMa
wo wOma
wo Woma
wO woma
Wo woma
*wo woma*
WO WOMA
I see Emily is humble because she is still wearing those Earbuds
we still exist, Im too poor for AirPods
@@V66912 haha
Joseph Sciberras
Because they are the ultimate flex on us poor people. It’s just the internet culture around them, Apple is just one big meme.
Vanessa We do exist indeed
The earbuds are perfect for asmr they will never die
Liking things isn't lame. It's 2019, we're past pretending we all aren't aggressively attached to cute stuffed animals.
It's almost 2022 and covid still didn't end how r u feeling
Emily sounds exactly like someone who wasn't considered cute as a kid, then had a glow up. But she doesn't see the glow up she's still see's that awkward kid.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
sounds about exactly right
Yep.
Accurate.
Yessssss
Shes cute imo
Like rn
Words cannot describe how much I hate this e-boy trend.
Same omg
They’re worse than regular fuck bois because they’re essentially fuck bois that pretend to be deep or insane. At least regular fuck bois are honest.
Park ChimMin and we can’t hide in the bathroom.
Park ChimMin both are really awful
@@parkchimmin7913 to be a fuckboy you have to actually fuck. These guys don't look like they even had sex yet
The legend herself IS BACK
Yay
I'm the 1Kth like :)
Harry Bailey I was your 1k !!!
I think I know you.....
But is she even Emily tho?
*_"Where are all the hot people? I was told that there would be all these attractive singles. As far as I can tell, I'm the best looking person here."_*
Ur not wrong given that I'm here
You were the hot single
the love emily has for those plushies is so pure
i'm so happy to see that someone else shares my obsession with plushies
I'm glad someone else calls them plushies-
Hey fellow Hufflepuff!
I also love plushies 😍
A true Hufflepuff
@@acciousername6776 ua-cam.com/video/y0Z5_wipT2o/v-deo.html
“I’d rather cut my foot off...with a spork.”---Not Even Emily, 2019
every time i read the title of this video i think that it says: "your mom is out of control" HAHA
She is tho, that's why I clicked
Same
it's Amber I just changed the video title like three times LMAO
Yeah me too
@@notevenemily haha yeah i can see that, but u were right my mom is out of control;) anyways i loved the video:))
"It's not lame because I'm excited about it" are some straight up words of wisdom and all'a'ya'll better listen up
Emily: "this is in avocado
And this is a sushi"
Me: "that's coo-"
Emily: "They're friends!" *Aggressively stares down camera*
Edit: Wow, i thought it said 16 likes not 1.6k
Hi, I’m your first comment and I have nothing interesting to say so I’m just going to tell you to have a good day
Me: Have a good day sis 😚
Tik tok I'm at you're door~
The real question where did she get those bc I WANT THEM!!!
Well now it’s 35 I mean 3.5
I asked out a lady today only to find out she was dating that guy who "doesn't make the rules"! This had happened 299,998 other times. Is there a video I can show these ladies to break them up? Is there any hope left?!
here's a compliment: your existence makes me very happy
"Blink twice if you need help"
*aggressively blinks twice*
She PROTECC
She ATTACC
The legend herself has come BACC
Pardon me, are you Aaron Burr sir?
@@as-wi4yz that depends who asking
Oh well sure, sir!
@@ej6975 Sweet Jesus not another lyric chain-
Aaron Burr I know, I’m sorry, but I couldn’t help it. I’m sure you get these all the time with your name. Super annoying. But come on, I couldn’t just skip past it, it would be a disservice.
Damn these guys weren’t even hot. In my opinion at least
The only hot person was SHE OH MY GOSH IS EMILY GORGEOUS
honestly, they’re all so unattractive
My opinion too
Finally someone said it ✔✔✔✔✔✔✔
I think some of them were actually cute
when u said "its an avocado" i immediately thought: its an avocado! thankssssssss
at this point, vines&memes took over my life.
Lena Storz
Omg! I did too! *internet highfive*
Fre sha voca do
Same
😂 Same
Lmfao 😂
Hello person scrolling through this several days weeks months or even years later, have a nice day or night
You too
Thanks you too!
You too!
And you as well :)
O O likewise
Damn, that door knob is really golden.
Oh man I just noticed
Wth I didn't notice till I saw this.
So shiny
Wot the frickity frick thats solid honey
"I would rather cut my own foot off with a spork" - Emily 2019
Also we have such beauties as "MAYHAPS ARE YOU HOMOSEXUAL"
why is she ACTUALLY a goddess?
Yes
I don't know...
Top 10 Things Science Still Can't Explain
she’s basically Persephone from Greek mythology or for you normies out there who don’t aggressively watch Greek mythology as a religion she is extremely gorgeous
Siiiiimp
Me, noticing short nails: hmm... I wonder if she's...
Me, to me: There is literally a guitar, RIGHT behind her.
"But uh, to the guy in the video, uh... Jordan? *nodds* "He looks like a Jordan."
I was scrolling over this right at the exact moment in the video!
@@woolfmcwolf same
@@woolfmcwolf damn same
"It's an avocado"
*My mind THAAAANKS*
I literally was just thinking "when is Emily posting another video" and boom your here.😂😂😂😂😂
You're*
But don't edit the comment because that will take it away
@@booklovingpoet5942 lol you're just mad she liked my comment.🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️🤷🏿♂️
Mark G no hate, but s/he just said not to edit ur comment so your heart doesn’t get taken away...
@@cheezstix122 oooohhh lol well they should've specified that. It came off as they were trying to troll people for grammatical errors. 🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️ Either way I couldn't care less because she knew what I meant and liked my comment.🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Sorry, kiddo."
The only 2 people I permit to call me "kiddo" are my uncle and Sans the Skeleton.
She is back, as you may or may not know💯😤
Emily: "blink twice if you need help"
Me: blinks twice
Your plushies are adorable! it’s perfectly reasonable that you’re excited over something so cute :D
"he's just having fun talking in a Scottish accent"
Not to be rude or anything, but that was an Irish accent, not a Scottish one 😂
I was scrolling through the comments to find this just so I wouldn't have to comment that myself lol.
@@kel3170 omg same 😂
also its his actual accent haha
Finally! I've been looking for this comment.
Somnium-Arts No it isn’t, he’s from New Zealand. He ain’t Irish, sis
I'm robbing your house, those plushies are going to be mine whether you like it or not
This comment made me go stan twice
Good choice
@Yeofroggin lol yay
I don't think 'stood up on me' is the right order of words. "This boy broke my heart and my spine because he kept *standing* on me."
How are you so relatable?! Your sense of humor is just like mine and you get excited about stuffed avacodos. I want to be your friend. 😂
"I respect the ugly community, but it ain't me, sis." 😂😂😂 I died.
People always asking me “do you prefer breast or thighs?”
Like ok first of all what does this have to do with KFC and second I’m a vegetarian so 🤷🏻♀️
Omg when I first read this I thought you were talking about humans 😂
This video answers the question from the other video, "Is Noah Centineo ok?" No, he isn't. 😂😂😂
“MAYHAPS are you, homosexual.?”
I DIED 😂
"It's an avocado"....."thanks"♥️
3:50 I DID NOT CONSENT TO THIS
💀 *_Mayhaps are you..... HOMOSEXUAL??_* is my new life quote
7:38 "But it ain't me, sis." 😂😭
The way emily reacts is literally how I do lmaooo I felt that full body chill and self slap
Me: laughing at Emily accidentally becoming one out of 30000 girlfriends(and boyfriends) a random dude has.
Also me: realizes I watched the video through another video
Me: I’m just gonna ignore that since watching the video through another video somehow will cancel the contract out (pure logic)
...
xD
“Mayhaps are you homosexual.”
-Emily, 2019
“We need island boys like this in the city”, shows white boy instead of a Polynesian boy
Or Caribbean boys. Or boys from Nunavut. Or boys from parts of Southeast Asia.
Ah, my favourite k-pop idol is back!
😂 is she actually korean tho? Also yay kpop stan
@@lin1507 I don't think so, but then again Lisa, Tzuyu, Sana, Mina, Momo and many others aren't either!
@@Afferodolor oh true my dumbutt forgot that for a sec
@@Afferodolor for a second I thought you were talking about BNHA characters but I guess I’m wronggggg
5:05 the moment she realized
I'm actually sad that you don't get to eat dessert 😓.
Emily getting excited about avocado and shrimp sushi really lights up my day
I was studying for the law test that I have tomorrow. Now I'm not anymore lol
How much longer till you have to take the bar test
@@bobross7744 what do u mean with bar test lol?
Gabriele ciao I think it’s a common law test in the US. I’m Canadian though so idk
@@kiwii5463 thank u, I'm from Europe so I didn't know this
lol
Gabriele ciao Haha no problem, good luck on your test!
I died at "I respect the ugly community but it ain't me sis💅"
"The eye contact makes me feel like I'm being punished." Every weird werewolf story on Wattpad ever.
“The eye contact is really weird, I feel like I’m being punished “ 😂😂💀
Take a shot everytime she says 300,000 people lol
"What? Is it illegal to be hot now?" .... "Trump's America" I literally love you so much XD
I still sleep with plushies, they are my friends that never judge! Plus they are so snuggly!!!!
Me too I LOOOVE Them!!!!
Aw! That Avacodo and Shrimp Shusi roll are the cutest!!!! They're the bestest of best friends!
4:58 I'm laughing so hard what is he doing oh my god the lesbians are howling with laughter
*When you’re still a lesbian:*
✨
I was *SO EXCITED* when you posted, yet I spent the whole video looking away from the screen. _These MCMs are ruining my SAFEPLACES_
“Second string lacrosse team” 😭😭😭😭
6:29 emily straight up just predicted the barbie movie here
Those are very important purchases, and they are not lame, and bless you Emily.
Also, 12:06 was one of the greatest joke deliveries I've ever seen.
0:08 is this what adulting looks like?
Do these guys forget lesbians exist??? well, I just got a good reminder of how gay I am...
9:09 anybody else here who blinked twice?
Blink twice if u need help
Me: casually blinks twice
Idk how she isn’t super popular, I mean, she’s hilarious 😂
When you said an "emotional performance", I immediately thought of an amputee dancer too😂
7:48 tell me why I thought the guy in the video was distressed another guy stood him up
Same it’s so annoying when people say how ugly they are when they’re...really not. Like 😑
I thought the title of the video said " Your mom is out of control". LMMFAO
0:16 I only recognize that Avocado because it’s the same avocado my dog completely destroyed. It was like my dog was the paper shredder and the avocado was the paper.
14:04 suddenly I'm feeling really sorry for kpop idols 😬
I feel so ashamed for knowing the "island boy" one. I remember saving it years ago when I was in high school and I constantly fell for thirst traps. As a gay man after this video I need to come out as a lesbian because I just got too disgusted at men.
They are not lame. They are some of the best things in the world: following books, music, and a few other things.
“He looks like a Jordan” as someone who knows like 5 Jordans, true.
Emily’s videos are my crack. Slowing killing my brain cells, but feels so good for just a limited time.
And once again Emily proves herself the biggest mood and a half on this entire website. Also, you getting excited over the plushies is adorable and not at all lame and in other, unrelated news, I want these plushies too now…
Lame? More like FREAKING ADORABLE OH MY GOSH
Me hearing "we're dating" and "sorry, kiddo" in the same breath gave me psychic damage
kJ Apa: speaking in his New Zealand accent.
Emily: oH hES JUsT spEaKInG iN a SCOtisH aCcENt
Me: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
These videos always feel like face-timing with my bestie from another country and its so comforting tbh
“Could you imagine dating 300,000 people?”
Me: **looks at anime**
Also Me: “No- can’t relate-“
😂😂😂
"here's what i dont understand, okay..."
me: "here's what i dont understand...why you feel the need to start off the video zoomed into your nose"