Batman vs Sherlock Holmes. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • @Apollo23d
    @Apollo23d Рік тому +14746

    Batman said “shut up nerd” and sherlock decided to respond with”your parents got killed”💀

    • @thepanzerofthelake732
      @thepanzerofthelake732 Рік тому +1478

      "That's why yo shoes raggedy" "That's why yo mama dead"

    • @dimavlasiuk4220
      @dimavlasiuk4220 Рік тому +251

      reddit moment

    • @cartqueen6114
      @cartqueen6114 Рік тому +230

      Not just that he called him a passive waste for it💀💀

    • @mglsubedei
      @mglsubedei Рік тому +56

      bro that wasn't batman we all know batman's rap would be very cold that sherlock will never gonna solve mystery

    • @ILoveMahCat
      @ILoveMahCat Рік тому +97

      He did pick on Holmes drug habit tho

  • @causti9744
    @causti9744 5 років тому +15334

    "my sidekick only comes around when he is needed"
    and boy, he is needed.

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 5 років тому +185

      Indeed

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 років тому +77

      LOL! For real

    • @pinkcatminht
      @pinkcatminht 5 років тому +313

      fuck, even lloyd said so lmao

    • @glyle2504
      @glyle2504 5 років тому +86

      Causti yeah...Bruce Wayne and Bruce Lee didn’t really even put up a fight

    • @HexIsme
      @HexIsme 5 років тому +107

      That moment when Robin won

  • @dqmons2202
    @dqmons2202 5 років тому +10356

    Batman in this song is just the equivalent of “no u”

    • @tydo4893
      @tydo4893 5 років тому +106

      lmao fuckin facts

    • @amadoucisse9143
      @amadoucisse9143 5 років тому +74

      Uno reverse card🔃

    • @bigdcd664
      @bigdcd664 5 років тому +59

      Somehow I still feel like he won.

    • @thelewis2898
      @thelewis2898 5 років тому +5

      @zak Some.

    • @maxw565
      @maxw565 5 років тому +49

      @@bigdcd664 batman got eviscerated

  • @bulb9970
    @bulb9970 2 роки тому +7704

    “Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck.”
    ✍️📃🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @rashid591
      @rashid591 Рік тому +936

      “ i had alfred red your books…. he told they suck.”
      😩🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @animaIpath
      @animaIpath Рік тому +52

      LMAO

    • @BriansYellowCamaro
      @BriansYellowCamaro Рік тому +537

      “Shut up nerds”
      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @bladeray1014
      @bladeray1014 Рік тому +29

      @@rashid591 Why is that emoji? 😂

    • @stariveart
      @stariveart Рік тому +9

      😂😂😂😂

  • @VforVictory0666
    @VforVictory0666 8 років тому +17798

    Watson is the ultimate one man hype squad.

    • @MrNin10dope
      @MrNin10dope 8 років тому +130

      He looks stupid. after he said he has no superpowers, he looks like he's mating

    • @calvinfaust9931
      @calvinfaust9931 8 років тому +209

      Bill Nye in the rap battle against Isaac Newton was pretty good too

    • @drawtorials6399
      @drawtorials6399 8 років тому +26

      So true

    • @godalmighty5230
      @godalmighty5230 8 років тому +49

      no wonder why he's on SNL

    • @savannahames7815
      @savannahames7815 8 років тому +7

      Idk and idh a clue

  • @IsaiahReitanFilm
    @IsaiahReitanFilm 4 роки тому +14480

    "My sidekick only comes around-"
    "When he's needed"
    Friendly fire

    • @devencoreas8383
      @devencoreas8383 3 роки тому +994

      @Sydney Nwajei When Robin showed up an said "When he's needed" accidentally roasted Batman saying he needs him for this rap battle

    • @0123-y5i
      @0123-y5i 3 роки тому +33

      Not a diss

    • @BoggarthVT
      @BoggarthVT 3 роки тому +230

      Robin won this rap battle.

    • @williamtheconqueror2719
      @williamtheconqueror2719 3 роки тому +190

      @@devencoreas8383 Batman needed all the helped he could get.

    • @notpandemicp1156
      @notpandemicp1156 3 роки тому +44

      @@BoggarthVT the suit robin was wearing disagrees

  • @welcomeinternet4455
    @welcomeinternet4455 3 роки тому +22551

    Best flow: Robin
    Best diss: Sherlock
    Best hypeman: Watson
    Was there: Batman

    • @ohjoker7227
      @ohjoker7227 3 роки тому +1327

      “Was there” 😭😭😭😭

    • @SirJojo_
      @SirJojo_ 3 роки тому +1315

      Overall winner: Alfred

    • @007Hutchings
      @007Hutchings 3 роки тому +90

      lol so true

    • @rik80280
      @rik80280 3 роки тому +196

      that one did more damage than batman

    • @MuhammadFarukh
      @MuhammadFarukh 3 роки тому +95

      ..But he’s Batman

  • @Leblunk
    @Leblunk 2 роки тому +10778

    "Nice hat... dork.... You look like a duck"
    A battle has never ended so quickly. The immediate realization that batman had lost

    • @isaacknockel7599
      @isaacknockel7599 Рік тому +693

      This shit always makes me laugh tho 😭😭😭

    • @Marxsychosis
      @Marxsychosis Рік тому +566

      That line was straight fire 🔥🔥🔥. I doubt Sherlock can recover from that one.

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Рік тому +454

      "I had alfed read your books, he told me they suck!" Is my favorite bit.

    • @HittokiriBattousai17
      @HittokiriBattousai17 Рік тому

      @@macrussell78 I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash!!!

    • @Darkknight2001
      @Darkknight2001 Рік тому +108

      Absolutely. An absolute dud of an opening line. 🫢

  • @YormanGina
    @YormanGina 5 років тому +17552

    "Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck."
    This verse always makes me laugh because of how lame it is lol

    • @meisunebernadetta9868
      @meisunebernadetta9868 5 років тому +1009

      Bruce: "ok, now all I have left to write is my initial line, I think I'll go with a simple but devastating reference to-"
      Roosevelt: "Batman, your turn in 30 seconds"
      Bruce: ...

    • @ayofrtho7014
      @ayofrtho7014 5 років тому +134

      I pause the video everytime to laugh for a while lmao

    • @nimblesheepvenomous3811
      @nimblesheepvenomous3811 5 років тому +163

      "You're not smart, you're selfish"

    • @Klublaikhan
      @Klublaikhan 5 років тому +288

      They really did Batman dirty with his lines. He could’ve bit so much harder.

    • @Klublaikhan
      @Klublaikhan 5 років тому +32

      Except for his last line.

  • @brogan1393
    @brogan1393 4 роки тому +5623

    Batman: Dork. You look like a duck. No one likes you.
    6 year olds: I’m definitely using this on the playground tomorrow.

  • @ayashinightcore8282
    @ayashinightcore8282 5 років тому +6574

    "nice hat... dork" whoa calm down batman don't hurt his feelings

    • @yaboiplank6764
      @yaboiplank6764 5 років тому +18

      Lol

    • @jjc5871
      @jjc5871 5 років тому +45

      Dudes british. It probably did hurt his feelings.

    • @jjc5871
      @jjc5871 5 років тому +18

      K K british people have gotten so soft it’s not even funny. You got people over there getting arrested for making jokes that hurt someone’s feelings and others claiming a dog shitting in their yard is a hate crime. Place has gone insane.

    • @Anonymous-ne8gj
      @Anonymous-ne8gj 5 років тому +30

      @@jjc5871 I would say america has gotten softer instead.

    • @ayashinightcore8282
      @ayashinightcore8282 5 років тому +1

      @@Anonymous-ne8gj tell that to the school shooter

  • @MisterAcolyte
    @MisterAcolyte Рік тому +1775

    "I had Alfred read your books, He told me they SUCKED."
    never fails to make me laugh.

    • @xyzcv5
      @xyzcv5 Рік тому +35

      My absolute favourite ERB bar.

    • @randomguy6467
      @randomguy6467 Рік тому +9

      @@xyzcv5 thats like one of middest ERB bars

    • @angels-with-talons
      @angels-with-talons Рік тому +17

      @@randomguy6467 'middest' lol

    • @oddity7263
      @oddity7263 Рік тому +18

      "Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can"
      Right back at ya Batman

    • @randomguy6467
      @randomguy6467 11 місяців тому +11

      @@angels-with-talons Adjective. middest (not comparable) (obsolete) Situated nearest the middle; middlemost; midmost.

  • @Peter_crippN
    @Peter_crippN 2 роки тому +12080

    "my sidekick only comes around"
    "when he's needed"
    i like how robin implied that even he realized batman's rap was awful

    • @LordGloc
      @LordGloc 2 роки тому +873

      Robin flow was so hard he carried both sides

    • @andylaw3222
      @andylaw3222 2 роки тому +192

      We need a Jason Todd vs Bucky Battle with or without their second Identity...

    • @xxxxSylphxxxx
      @xxxxSylphxxxx 2 роки тому +128

      Thankyou! This was the best part of the whole skit for me; the way, even with that entry voice, Robin really was needed!

    • @kaz_1392
      @kaz_1392 2 роки тому +63

      "Dude that's not a chill way to play Batman"

    • @beauxr.benoit1374
      @beauxr.benoit1374 2 роки тому +38

      @@andylaw3222 How about a Robin battle with all versions dissing each other?

  • @Sh0tgunJust1ce
    @Sh0tgunJust1ce 4 роки тому +1843

    Even Robin couldn't carry Batman anywhere close to victory. And Robin was fire.

    • @SineEyed
      @SineEyed 4 роки тому +74

      Yeah I think Batman forgot to include Rhyme-Aid in his selection of Batbelt utilities. Mighta helped with his chronic LowFlow..

    • @jace8706
      @jace8706 3 роки тому +36

      batman had a regression crisis because of all the childhood reminders and began throwing playground insults

    • @CapitanJorge24
      @CapitanJorge24 7 місяців тому +1

      he helped making it a tie

  • @mmkg5352
    @mmkg5352 5 років тому +7343

    I like how Sherlock pieced together his last verse like an actual crime scene. Very clever.

    • @theextracrispycolonel9504
      @theextracrispycolonel9504 5 років тому +259

      Mmkg 53..A reference to the fighting scene in the Robert Downey Junior film

    • @Ishamv3
      @Ishamv3 5 років тому +59

      Came after the RDJ movie, so they took some inspiration from that.

    • @Assassinboy8084fun
      @Assassinboy8084fun 5 років тому +67

      Discombobulate

    • @theextracrispycolonel9504
      @theextracrispycolonel9504 5 років тому +19

      I Am The Marble..Dazed,discombobulate

    • @BeefIntoCake
      @BeefIntoCake 5 років тому +10

      They didnt think of this themselves. Its a refference from the Movies with Rob Down Jr.

  • @hungarycountryball1056
    @hungarycountryball1056 2 роки тому +4245

    I like how Batman does a shit job but then after Robin comes up goes for one the darkest lines in all of ERB.

    • @MrsStormtrooper
      @MrsStormtrooper Рік тому +129

      Legit, I felt second hand pain from that one

    • @thymerosemary2890
      @thymerosemary2890 Рік тому +71

      which one? I mean, he had some good lines (especially the Irene Adler one), but I didn't notice a dark one

    • @aurorahudson4825
      @aurorahudson4825 Рік тому +413

      @@thymerosemary2890 think they're referring to Batman's line "You'll die alone, with a needle in your in your arm"

    • @thymerosemary2890
      @thymerosemary2890 Рік тому +49

      @@aurorahudson4825 ohhhhhh, thanks. I thought they meant from Robin

    • @yvettetheefestiveprincess7561
      @yvettetheefestiveprincess7561 Рік тому +170

      Bro Sherlock went way darker tho, like, bringing up the murder of both of his parents and then calling him a "passive waste" for not stopping the murders was unreal.
      Like, the audacity of this man

  • @lasvegasguestlist
    @lasvegasguestlist 7 років тому +11268

    "I heard he has a British butler"
    "Good, then he'll be used to getting served by englishmen"
    holy shit

    • @paulpastorelli2999
      @paulpastorelli2999 7 років тому +56

      Mars I read this when this came up in the video

    • @maxastro
      @maxastro 7 років тому +190

      Yep, that line was instant win for Holmes. XD

    • @Jax1147
      @Jax1147 7 років тому +13

      Idk the hole dying alone from overdose was better tbh

    • @CHALLENGETIME-CT
      @CHALLENGETIME-CT 7 років тому +38

      i love the bit in slowmotion batman face makes me laugh all the time i watch this aha

    • @vladimirandreev5932
      @vladimirandreev5932 4 роки тому +11

      thats an instant KO...

  • @bobchamp
    @bobchamp 4 роки тому +8067

    Watson, the best hype man ever to have existed in the history of rap battles

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 4 роки тому +18

      Robert Oppenheimer might be better or close second

    • @msgpatient7850
      @msgpatient7850 4 роки тому +107

      @@patrickgowen324 oppenheimer is one of my favorite erb characters but this is about side rappers.

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 4 роки тому +74

      @@msgpatient7850 H I still say Robin is a close second since he at the least brought Batman second verse to decently good

    • @msgpatient7850
      @msgpatient7850 4 роки тому +71

      @@patrickgowen324 watson by being the hypeman is adding fire to holmes verse. I do agree that Robin is great individually.

    • @patrickgowen324
      @patrickgowen324 4 роки тому +23

      @@msgpatient7850 Yeah bringing fire to Batman while he just flopped (ok had one or two decent bars but that was in his second verse compared to Holmes nuke disses)

  • @SenjiroAkechi
    @SenjiroAkechi 3 роки тому +13037

    Years later I still love the idea that despite Batman's many talents, rapping is NOT one of them.

    • @sticks4632
      @sticks4632 3 роки тому +794

      He's a rich white kid who was sheltered his entire life by his butler of course he isn't.

    • @DChosen13
      @DChosen13 3 роки тому +477

      He just needed a heavy metal beat... Lego Batman dropped serious bars!!!

    • @TonicBlaze12
      @TonicBlaze12 3 роки тому +63

      Nope, he makes sick ass metal music tho 🔥💯 lbs

    • @chidaluokoro9104
      @chidaluokoro9104 3 роки тому +56

      @@sticks4632 sheltered?

    • @Boringwerewolf
      @Boringwerewolf 2 роки тому +11

      @@chidaluokoro9104 he was stuck in his home

  • @gibsano8446
    @gibsano8446 Рік тому +3315

    "Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck." has to be one of the disses of all time.

    • @GwenActually
      @GwenActually Рік тому +162

      Of all the disses, yes, it sure is one of them.

    • @virginhahajustin
      @virginhahajustin Рік тому +64

      it is a very diss that batman dropped

    • @jwill5892
      @jwill5892 Рік тому +42

      Batman definitely rapped and said lines!

    • @usedforks
      @usedforks Рік тому +14

      @@jwill5892Half that statement is debatable.

    • @pennyalston5023
      @pennyalston5023 Рік тому +4

      😂 you are joking, right? RIGHT!

  • @heavencase
    @heavencase 3 роки тому +4859

    Sherlock causally discovering Batman's secret identity at a glance

  • @virajdeshpande3701
    @virajdeshpande3701 7 років тому +4922

    "I heard he has a British butler"
    "Good, then he'll be used to getting served by englishmen"
    Savage.

    • @CeciliaOfSweden
      @CeciliaOfSweden 7 років тому +43

      Viraj Deshpande that line made them win for me

    • @DynastyMarieify
      @DynastyMarieify 7 років тому +4

      fuck this shit lAME with a capital L

    • @elizabethlowe15
      @elizabethlowe15 7 років тому +31

      Bat won with you'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm

    • @ThePretenderGirl
      @ThePretenderGirl 7 років тому +53

      "Dissing these dynamic douchebags was elementary, my dear Watson" brought Sherlock and Watson over the top. They kicked ass!

    • @JB-ru2zb
      @JB-ru2zb 7 років тому +4

      cocaine is a hell of a drug

  • @broadwaylover5384
    @broadwaylover5384 4 роки тому +2459

    "My sidekick only comes around--"
    "WHEN HE'S NEEDED!"
    Oooh, unintentional self-burn!

    • @arrow_360
      @arrow_360 4 роки тому +15

      Oof lol

    • @user-qd3de6em8f
      @user-qd3de6em8f 4 роки тому +55

      Those are rare!

    • @couchmaster8244
      @couchmaster8244 4 роки тому +12

      I have always thought that

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 4 роки тому +11

      RIGHT?! I mean it's accurate I suppose? Until Nightwing?

    • @benroddick9763
      @benroddick9763 4 роки тому +5

      @@user-qd3de6em8f B99 fan over here :)))

  • @ottovonbearsmark8876
    @ottovonbearsmark8876 2 роки тому +1299

    “Like dude that is not a cool way to play Batman” -EpicLloyd

  • @fjschlaefer
    @fjschlaefer 4 роки тому +6651

    When the smart kids roast the bully

  • @samuraidragon2716
    @samuraidragon2716 5 років тому +1336

    The way he said "since he has no super powers" was the smuggest most I-just-did-a-low-blow voice ever XD

  • @dantechappell4858
    @dantechappell4858 4 роки тому +3474

    Nice Peter : "I'm sorry about some of the stuff I said"
    EpicLLOYD: " I'm sorry about the way you played batman "

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 4 роки тому +117

      Batman portrayal great , but his lines were lame

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 4 роки тому +23

      Peter be like: 👌 🤓 👌

    • @_neon-xeon_3966
      @_neon-xeon_3966 4 роки тому +73

      @@nra3zehuti781 honestly even his portrayal is awful, his suit and his voice are so goofy, but thank god peter nailed his joker impression in joker vs pennywise

    • @Francesco-cj3oi
      @Francesco-cj3oi 4 роки тому +7

      @@_neon-xeon_3966 i think the goofinness is what makes it funny, at least for me. Like he's trying so hard to be serious but he can't

    • @_neon-xeon_3966
      @_neon-xeon_3966 4 роки тому +7

      @Chuck Buskee "You look like a duck" lol

  • @-JohnDoe-
    @-JohnDoe- Рік тому +957

    Robin was genuinely impressive. I feel like a rap battle between him and Sherlock would have been more fair.

    • @hotelroom404
      @hotelroom404 Рік тому +66

      Yeah, but it lacks the connection to Holmes Batman has. Robin vs Watson could be fire tho

    • @vulcanraven9701
      @vulcanraven9701 11 місяців тому +14

      Sherlock Holmes would still win. Robin rapped really fast but lacked substance/disses

    • @davidsheridan9715
      @davidsheridan9715 9 місяців тому +3

      Watson vs robin?

    • @-JohnDoe-
      @-JohnDoe- 9 місяців тому

      @@davidsheridan9715 Well, that could work too ig.

  • @AnEnemySpy456
    @AnEnemySpy456 5 років тому +1512

    Batman getting upstaged by his own sidekick.

    • @electricbird8993
      @electricbird8993 5 років тому +4

      An Enemy Spy ikr

    • @yoda908
      @yoda908 5 років тому +11

      Must've been Damian.

    • @macdtembo8396
      @macdtembo8396 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣 The irony

    • @stress4206
      @stress4206 5 років тому +22

      Well, he was needed.

    • @greyfinch2565
      @greyfinch2565 5 років тому +6

      Yeah Sherlock won but Robin put up a better fight then Bats

  • @Raminator243
    @Raminator243 5 років тому +2789

    I love how they portrayed Holmes in this battle. The way he calculates his last line fits his character so well.

    • @knowlesy3915
      @knowlesy3915 5 років тому +66

      Is a great Robert Downey jr impression too.

    • @jaketheadventurer2772
      @jaketheadventurer2772 4 роки тому +51

      Ram Singh Zach Sherwin did a 10/10 portrayal of every character he’s ever played on ERB. I also just love the unique type of energy that he brings to all of his roles.

    • @NikNokGamer
      @NikNokGamer 4 роки тому +22

      Stormin’ Normie is correct, it’s a reference to the Sherlock Holmes movie that has Robert Downey Jr., it’s a fighting scene that has literally became a meme. Look up “Discombobulate”

    • @cerrtz5167
      @cerrtz5167 4 роки тому +18

      Batman is the same in that sense except him being a superhero he makes faster calculations and strategies a shame they portrayed him as some lame retard lol

    • @popdop0074
      @popdop0074 4 роки тому +18

      Not a great portrayal of Batman though.

  • @rudygould4217
    @rudygould4217 3 роки тому +3264

    "You'll die alone with no friends except that needle in your arm!"
    i know everyone dunks on Batman here, but damn.

    • @kaidenbraught4573
      @kaidenbraught4573 3 роки тому +272

      Batman’s second verse was actually pretty good

    • @Fuwret
      @Fuwret 3 роки тому +219

      The flow was just so weird for Batman that's the biggest problem here

    • @TheStreamingEnderman
      @TheStreamingEnderman 2 роки тому +16

      I thought the same thing. 😂

    • @toastsloth4831
      @toastsloth4831 2 роки тому +12

      @@Fuwret he is supposed to not be a good rapper lol

    • @Fuwret
      @Fuwret 2 роки тому +34

      @@toastsloth4831 Sherlock Holmes is not known to be a good rapper

  • @TheMidgetNamedCat
    @TheMidgetNamedCat Рік тому +694

    I get way everyone shits on this rap but "nice hat dork... you look like a duck" has been a long standing joke for my sister and I since this came out. I still laugh at it when I rewatch these

  • @thekeyboardmaster2487
    @thekeyboardmaster2487 4 роки тому +3161

    "I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face, shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace of watching like a passive waste as momma died, and daddy was dispatched with haste"
    *Sherlock should quit detective work and become a full time rapper*

  • @TheRisingGaijin
    @TheRisingGaijin 5 років тому +4153

    Batman goes first, because...
    Batman Begins.

  • @regretableprojectsonline2665
    @regretableprojectsonline2665 3 роки тому +5743

    Robin is criminally underrated in this battle

    • @s.c5714
      @s.c5714 3 роки тому +19

      no he isn't he didn't do anything

    • @jessiehall1828
      @jessiehall1828 3 роки тому +344

      @@s.c5714 bullshit his flow was amazing and was actually pretty brutal

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 3 роки тому +5

      Seriously? He sucked!

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 3 роки тому +225

      @@rhunter42dragon Are you guys smoking? Robin carried Batman in this battle

    • @RJ-rp8yd
      @RJ-rp8yd 3 роки тому +55

      @@Marcelelias11
      They must be.

  • @SpectreBlitz
    @SpectreBlitz Рік тому +3840

    Batman has some hidden talent. KEEP IT HIDDEN 🔥🔥🔥

    • @EpicRadicalDude
      @EpicRadicalDude Рік тому +160

      He has a hidden talent, he just hid it too well and can't find it

    • @delayedknight9421
      @delayedknight9421 Рік тому +16

      He got that dog in him

    • @Aligames5747
      @Aligames5747 Рік тому +55

      "Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck." "Shut up nerd!" Average kindergarten comeback

    • @JosephMartinez-t9v
      @JosephMartinez-t9v Рік тому +11

      Keep it hidden in the shadows

    • @SinarBaru-bp4jx
      @SinarBaru-bp4jx Рік тому +2

      Yeah killing was he's hidden talent

  • @TheJoker-my2xz
    @TheJoker-my2xz 5 років тому +1404

    After the new one, Batman is REALLY lucky he never had to rap battle Joker.

    • @appa6610
      @appa6610 4 роки тому +7

      I mean Depends on which Robin were talking about cause the 2nd Robin (Jason Todd) got beaten by the Joker with a crowbar and blew him up

    • @appa6610
      @appa6610 4 роки тому

      Bleh Oof Yeah pretty sure they were

    • @beatsbyelvis6890
      @beatsbyelvis6890 4 роки тому

      General Kenobi forget sherlock, you’re the world’s greatest detective.
      do I need to point out that was sarcasm or did you crack that case too?

    • @Agent_Verse
      @Agent_Verse 4 роки тому

      Pennywise won that exchange tho

    • @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox
      @Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox 4 роки тому +8

      @@Agent_Verse incorrect deduction

  • @lukethelegend9705
    @lukethelegend9705 3 роки тому +6155

    Worst Everything:Batman
    Best disses: Sherlock and Watson
    Best flow: Sherlock and Watson
    Overall Winner: Robin

    • @eddyspaghetti2229
      @eddyspaghetti2229 3 роки тому +235

      Really winner: Alfred, he served Batman better than anyone

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 3 роки тому +20

      Seriously? Worst everything was Robin, he sucked. Aside from that "you look like a duck" line, Batman was good. Holmes and Watson were just alright.

    • @auberginemanproductions1608
      @auberginemanproductions1608 3 роки тому +147

      @@rhunter42dragon Batman is considered by the creators themselves to be the worst thing they've done. Robin was great tho

    • @eddyspaghetti2229
      @eddyspaghetti2229 3 роки тому +59

      @@rhunter42dragon I’m gonna assume your joking cause that was funny

    • @asylumskp4391
      @asylumskp4391 3 роки тому +41

      Robin had a really good flow tho

  • @DavidandBE
    @DavidandBE 4 роки тому +11531

    Batman: “Nice hat...dork...You look like a duck!”
    Sherlock wins.

    • @nra3zehuti781
      @nra3zehuti781 3 роки тому +706

      Isnt batman suppose to be one of the smartest human characters in fiction?
      Why cant he think of an insult ?

    • @thecollector4332
      @thecollector4332 3 роки тому +567

      @@nra3zehuti781
      He was really weird in how he was played and portrayed in this battle. To be honest, the only comic characters that where done justice and were portrayed finely were Deadpool and the joker.

    • @cyruspowell6206
      @cyruspowell6206 3 роки тому +250

      “Shut up nerd”

    • @trevorgarcia5999
      @trevorgarcia5999 3 роки тому +314

      “Like dude that is not a cool way to play Batman” “I’m sorry about the way you played Batman”-Epic Lloyd

    • @zyrusvito
      @zyrusvito 3 роки тому +50

      @@thecollector4332 and wolverine.

  • @mongolianstallion8274
    @mongolianstallion8274 Рік тому +471

    Sherlocks second verse is actually insane, amazing multsylabble rhymes all the way through.

    • @clwn9636
      @clwn9636 Рік тому +8

      finnaly someone says it

    • @kentchamberlain5720
      @kentchamberlain5720 Рік тому +7

      The flow is absolutely sick and the burn is sicker.

    • @arobnugzo6818
      @arobnugzo6818 9 місяців тому +4

      Still can't compete with the banger that is: "Nice hat...dork! You look like a duck."

  • @TjTriForce
    @TjTriForce 5 років тому +1756

    "I once met a rich fellow who smelled of Guano and pain"
    "Holmes, Explain."
    "I deduce this deuce stain is Bruce Wayne!" Gets me everytime, lol

    • @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785
      @pex_the_unalivedrunk6785 5 років тому +8

      Brilliant!

    • @livehideki015
      @livehideki015 5 років тому +18

      That's where he won it for me along with the bullet time thinking

    • @goodluckful100
      @goodluckful100 5 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂💯

    • @notme7261
      @notme7261 5 років тому

      @@livehideki015 he lost

    • @angelcuriel5321
      @angelcuriel5321 5 років тому +3

      Its a well crafted battle verse one of my favorites of all the episodes

  • @ShinDSER
    @ShinDSER 4 роки тому +3984

    "- I heard he has a British butler.
    - Good, then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen."
    Jesus, what a line.

    • @speedweed6671
      @speedweed6671 4 роки тому +7

      Wait, what does that mean?

    • @ShinDSER
      @ShinDSER 4 роки тому +189

      @@speedweed6671 Getting served can mean either that someone serves you (like a butler), or that you get beaten/defeated by someone.

    • @VanillaCremer
      @VanillaCremer 3 роки тому

      nice job copying a comment for likes, idiot lol

    • @kiellyat5264
      @kiellyat5264 3 роки тому +8

      @@VanillaCremer ok...?

    • @kyleangelocastro9460
      @kyleangelocastro9460 3 роки тому +24

      @@VanillaCremer you seem more obnoxious than the thief and his comment is something we can all make, it certainly isn’t a clever comment so this type of comment can be easily said as stolen when it actually isn’t.

  • @robertthaiya906
    @robertthaiya906 5 років тому +3744

    "I heard he has a British Butler"
    "Good. Then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen."
    Damn.

    • @MajoradeMayhem
      @MajoradeMayhem 5 років тому +29

      We all know Alfred would win against the Bat, haha.

    • @Nahthatcantbe
      @Nahthatcantbe 5 років тому +5

      THats my favourite line 🔥

    • @patchworkfellow
      @patchworkfellow 4 роки тому +4

      Majora de Mayhem maybe not in a fight, but in a rap.... that’s a different matter

    • @nichal84
      @nichal84 4 роки тому +3

      That line it So Unjustly underrated

    • @arnavnarayan2105
      @arnavnarayan2105 4 роки тому

      Whoa I m the 999th like.

  • @jonahbrooks117
    @jonahbrooks117 Рік тому +193

    0:17 when batman says "he told me they suck" you can even hear in his voice that he can't take it seriously

    • @RoccoSocko
      @RoccoSocko Рік тому +22

      That gravelly laughter tho 😂

  • @donotpressmyprofilepic1127
    @donotpressmyprofilepic1127 4 роки тому +1235

    Hey Robin Joker told us to ask you if he drops bars

    • @dawson1787
      @dawson1787 4 роки тому +21

      Do not press my profile pic wrong Robin dude

    • @donotpressmyprofilepic1127
      @donotpressmyprofilepic1127 4 роки тому

      Fk it

    • @9minty
      @9minty 4 роки тому +1

      Do not press my profile pic
      Underrated comment

    • @theblaze5530
      @theblaze5530 4 роки тому +15

      Depends on which Robin is
      I think it's supposed to be Dick Grayson. Jason Todd would've been a little more aggressive

    • @nguyenquocbaokhang1963
      @nguyenquocbaokhang1963 4 роки тому +18

      He takes smiles and he leaves scars

  • @achoushadow
    @achoushadow 9 років тому +1509

    Batman's best line: I'm Batman

  • @1chaplain
    @1chaplain 5 років тому +511

    "My sidekick only comes around; when he's needed"
    Since wonderboy came in, the bat must've needed him desperately huh

  • @Nord..
    @Nord.. Рік тому +288

    “Nobody likes you, not your brother, not your partner, not scotland yard” batman spittin

    • @lemonlime8949
      @lemonlime8949 Рік тому +10

      Y’all got the heart 😮

    • @virginhahajustin
      @virginhahajustin Рік тому +7

      he indeed spat

    • @varion3459
      @varion3459 Рік тому +10

      he do be saying words

    • @ace-smith
      @ace-smith 6 місяців тому +4

      them giving the heart to this comment means they're reading all the ones about how stupid "you look like a duck" was

  • @ERB
    @ERB  10 років тому +7411

    Looks like Jesse Eisenberg is playing Lex Luthor in the new Superman VS Batman movie. Still no word on EpicLLOYD being cast as Robin...

    • @RickyWayne
      @RickyWayne 10 років тому +61

      THIS ONE IS MY FAVOURITE!!

    • @kylovesart
      @kylovesart 10 років тому +186

      Sherlock.
      Please do Percy Jackson vs Harry Potter.

    • @MorganQu
      @MorganQu 10 років тому +25

      This one is surprisingly my least favorite...

    • @RickyWayne
      @RickyWayne 10 років тому +11

      There is so much irony in Morgan's statement.

    • @RickyWayne
      @RickyWayne 10 років тому +6

      ShadowofFlames InaforestbeneathEarth WHO WOULDN'T WANT THAT!!!!

  • @lillady710
    @lillady710 8 років тому +343

    "Nice hat. Dork, You look like a duck. I had alfred read your books. He told me they suck." I don't know why those two first lines had me dying, omg.

    • @marcoc8810
      @marcoc8810 8 років тому +17

      I've seen better detective work in Tango and Cash!

    • @pepperonijabroni5353
      @pepperonijabroni5353 8 років тому +4

      Gna Gno You chump, I kick links like you off the streets, while you and Velma here solving Scooby Doo mysteries.
      Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can, so bring it on bitch... I'm Batman

    • @cataclysm7968
      @cataclysm7968 8 років тому

      Chrissy710 probably bc he wasn't even rapping rly. I thought it was hilarious too

    • @thugshakermindcontrol
      @thugshakermindcontrol 8 років тому

      Chrissy710 Ikr

  • @thunderviperx7854
    @thunderviperx7854 4 роки тому +7730

    Best Flow: Sherlock Holmes
    Best Disses: Sherlock Holmes
    Best Rhymes: Sherlock Holmes
    Winner: Robin

    • @karlkewbz
      @karlkewbz 4 роки тому +45

      What about Watson?

    • @mrmc9400
      @mrmc9400 4 роки тому +159

      KarlKewbZ ._. He said ROBIN

    • @karlkewbz
      @karlkewbz 4 роки тому +20

      @Mr Mc. I know. It’s just that you need to give Watson some credit too!

    • @karlkewbz
      @karlkewbz 4 роки тому +5

      @Mr Mc. I know. It’s just that you need to give Watson some credit too!

    • @wendysbrandaccountpretendi1394
      @wendysbrandaccountpretendi1394 4 роки тому +74

      best flow is robin tho

  • @littlestan6625
    @littlestan6625 Рік тому +145

    I love that every so often there's an influx of people to this battle just to collectively dunk on batman and appreciate how unnecessarily cold Sherlock Holmes was

  • @charliemcdowell5231
    @charliemcdowell5231 3 роки тому +2811

    Going on my usual yearly binge of ERB. It's funny, I know batman lost this and his lines were objectively bad, but I somehow can't help but like the way batman was portrayed here. It was so unexpected and ridiculous I can't hate it, robin's lines too. Years later this is still one of my favorites.

    • @toonvanboxstael254
      @toonvanboxstael254 2 роки тому +99

      Same here, can't help but love his verbally impotent rage XD

    • @byronholt2031
      @byronholt2031 2 роки тому +40

      I feel like the last lines of his second verse really saved the image.

    • @joshuav8061
      @joshuav8061 2 роки тому +3

      Skill issue. Very awful

    • @vol94
      @vol94 2 роки тому +30

      Sorry but no matter how trash his disses are, they cannot be called objectively bad it's all subjective. Art is always subjective, maybe someone finds it a sick burn that batman compares them to the scooby gang or calls him a duck.

    • @TobyDeshane
      @TobyDeshane 2 роки тому +9

      It's weird seeing him portrayed as an arrogant jerk, but it's a good time, regardless. :D

  • @Nobody-px6lz
    @Nobody-px6lz 4 роки тому +4824

    Ok I'm still confused how no one is talking about how great Robin was...

    • @powerlessnessu1
      @powerlessnessu1 4 роки тому +30

      Ikr

    • @monkeymunchie9717
      @monkeymunchie9717 4 роки тому +198

      Yeah his lyrical chain reaction is insane

    • @aaronbeasley974
      @aaronbeasley974 4 роки тому +171

      He is the real winner of the rap battle

    • @itsmesunchild8805
      @itsmesunchild8805 4 роки тому +1

      @@imaginemedia8299 i subbed

    • @THAC0MANIC
      @THAC0MANIC 4 роки тому +10

      Yeah he was great
      Me : I remeber mentioning this years ago and was ditch/ignored ...

  • @CoronaMacGuinness
    @CoronaMacGuinness 5 років тому +702

    We need a "Robin vs. Watson" Round 2 to make up for Peter's Batman.

    • @genesilv3484
      @genesilv3484 5 років тому +21

      Yes! That would be amazing, both were epic here.

    • @theobuniel9643
      @theobuniel9643 5 років тому +5

      Then they have to make the rap in the summer, since Kyle Mooney (Watson) is based in New York because of SNL.

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 4 роки тому +2

      YES PLEASE! Robin had that hot fire.

  • @marktheprussian
    @marktheprussian Рік тому +133

    ‘Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck’ this made me laugh out loud multiple times

    • @AetheriusLamia
      @AetheriusLamia Рік тому +2

      lots of people overlooking that line was also for the setup of "I had Alfred read your books ... he told me they suck."

  • @themulchpill
    @themulchpill 5 років тому +3096

    "I heard he has a British butler"
    "Good, then he'll be used to getting served by englishmen"
    PURE 🔥🔥🔥FIRE🔥🔥🔥

    • @SPECTRE_Madman
      @SPECTRE_Madman 5 років тому +4

      Ash ketchup STFU

    • @tw.tabz1
      @tw.tabz1 5 років тому +35

      @Marcalo De Unnero ill knock ye the fuck out mate

    • @j.c.dsimpson7637
      @j.c.dsimpson7637 5 років тому +15

      @@tw.tabz1 better not they may dump our fucking tea again

    • @tw.tabz1
      @tw.tabz1 5 років тому +18

      @@j.c.dsimpson7637 america is literally just a shit england anyway

    • @leasmith412
      @leasmith412 5 років тому +1

      It didn't even rhyme...good diss but shit lyric to use to keep the flow.

  • @marvelfangirl3328
    @marvelfangirl3328 6 років тому +3008

    *Good, then he'll be used to being served by Englishmen*
    The line that won it for me.

    • @harisankarkk2200
      @harisankarkk2200 6 років тому +11

      Ikr

    • @mohamedabdourahman9845
      @mohamedabdourahman9845 6 років тому +26

      Yeah but then Sherlock ended it in the most savage way possible.

    • @guilhermecassio8153
      @guilhermecassio8153 5 років тому +14

      For me, Holmes won just for find out Batman was Bruce Wayne. You know? It's just his SECRET identity

    • @Lelouch0098
      @Lelouch0098 5 років тому

      Nah. Sherlock's finish was weak. I mean background diss is like the rap version of your mom shit.

    • @broseidon1658
      @broseidon1658 5 років тому +4

      Matt Jacinto
      Was that your attempt at a diss?

  • @TheCityCatYT
    @TheCityCatYT 5 років тому +246

    I love how Batmans first diss was “you look like a duck in that hat” like dude you’re dressed as a giant bat.

    • @jeenkol7461
      @jeenkol7461 4 роки тому +24

      SHUT UP NERD

    • @Prior2Popular
      @Prior2Popular 4 роки тому +16

      Unintentional rhyme you did there!

    • @davide.9576
      @davide.9576 4 роки тому +3

      That applies to pretty much every batsuit EXCEPT the nolan suit, lmao. It's pretty much just a military-grade suit with like 3 bat-themed parts. The cowl, cape, and chest symbol.

    • @kanewrld
      @kanewrld 4 роки тому +1

      @Hamaa7 I expected more of Batman because yea Batman would win in a fight

    • @Tutankhamun1001
      @Tutankhamun1001 4 роки тому

      @@Prior2Popular or is it .. ? Hello Vsauce michael here

  • @becauseican5399
    @becauseican5399 Рік тому +109

    Batman got laid down faster than his parents 💀

    • @MarcelLWalker
      @MarcelLWalker 10 місяців тому +4

      Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

  • @finalyhonored2107
    @finalyhonored2107 6 років тому +720

    Batman said my sidekick only comes around
    Robin when he’s needed and damn was he needed

  • @graysonbauer7981
    @graysonbauer7981 3 роки тому +1833

    "Nice hat. Dork."
    Off to a great start.
    "You look like a duck."
    Ooh, simmer down there, Bruise.
    "I had Alfred read your books. He told me they suck."
    Aw dude fuckin savage, bro.

    • @zigzoinks5493
      @zigzoinks5493 3 роки тому +141

      @Nervous Inhuman
      After this battle, he might as well be called “Bruise”, ‘cuz damn.

    • @giornogiovanna3245
      @giornogiovanna3245 3 роки тому +14

      @@zigzoinks5493 Destruction

    • @brothsipper-h5o
      @brothsipper-h5o 3 роки тому +106

      Sherlock: Says actual smart stuff
      Batman: SHUT UP NERD!!!!

    • @thedrinkinggamemaker9749
      @thedrinkinggamemaker9749 3 роки тому +31

      I serve justice so EAT IT

    • @jakob3044
      @jakob3044 3 роки тому +29

      @@brothsipper-h5o "Shut up, nerd", is a pretty potent phrase against any rap enthusiast, really. Should be used more

  • @jennyferguson7908
    @jennyferguson7908 4 роки тому +5200

    I feel like they should do Harry Potter vs Percy Jackson

    • @adisuyash
      @adisuyash 4 роки тому +91

      I vote for it.

    • @lilyjo3248
      @lilyjo3248 4 роки тому +53

      ur a genius omg

    • @starblaze5813
      @starblaze5813 4 роки тому +49

      Katniss Everdeen vs Tris (but we all know Katniss would win)

    • @TheUncouthGentleman
      @TheUncouthGentleman 4 роки тому +17

      SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN SOME LIKES!

    • @loganjblack
      @loganjblack 4 роки тому +23

      Maybe skullduggery pleasant instead of percy, then it would be 2 mages from books and there could be comparisons between each magic system.

  • @whyme943
    @whyme943 Рік тому +82

    I love the double take Watson does in the second verse. Even he can’t believe how hard Holmes is going. Best Hype Man.

  • @Suppenhuhn_08
    @Suppenhuhn_08 3 роки тому +1852

    Time traveler: Steps on tree branch
    Timeline:"It has been 8 years and still no ERB character was nearly as great as Batman"

    • @Akumpo274
      @Akumpo274 2 роки тому +27

      @🎃Dämon Castiel The Ringmaster Of The Underworld💀 Thing 1 and Thing 2 provide the greatest ERB verse of all time

    • @mr.potatoun2534
      @mr.potatoun2534 2 роки тому +33

      Yeah
      Sherlock lost in the first 2 seconds when Batman called him a Dork-looking duck

    • @joshret
      @joshret Рік тому +24

      Timeline:
      Cleopatra’s Miss Carridge was the worst line ever
      Thanos’s Fortnite’s dopest dancer was one of the best lines ever

    • @Lukeyboi_
      @Lukeyboi_ Рік тому +7

      Timeline: "Thanos completely owned J Rober Oppenheimer"

    • @skull2470
      @skull2470 Рік тому

      ​@joshret dude so many low blows in that battle.

  • @blackhammer5797
    @blackhammer5797 4 роки тому +821

    1:43 begins the greatest lyrical slaughter I’ve ever seen.

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 3 роки тому +16

      Honestly, I didn't think it was all that great for all the planning that went into it. I expected better.

    • @fwfinessin4445
      @fwfinessin4445 3 роки тому +4

      @@rhunter42dragon which are better?

    • @memelescream4796
      @memelescream4796 3 роки тому +12

      @@rhunter42dragon yea, the flow is okay, but the lyrics dont really feel like sherlock, and the weird pause of "elementary my dear watson" feels like it throws off the flow

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 3 роки тому +1

      @@fwfinessin4445 What do you mean? Which what are better?

    • @rhunter42dragon
      @rhunter42dragon 3 роки тому +4

      @@memelescream4796 The setup had me expecting something brilliant, what we got didn't really measure up.

  • @lightningmcqueengayming3340
    @lightningmcqueengayming3340 4 роки тому +352

    I think Holmes roasting the shit out of Batman and then Batman responding with “SHUT UP NERDS” is, intentionally or not, one of the best moments in all of ERB.

  • @officialasa
    @officialasa Рік тому +15

    My boi Sherwin killed this. Multis, punchlines, wordplay… fire

  • @malachiinman2218
    @malachiinman2218 4 роки тому +387

    Greatest comeback in history was “shut up nerds!”

  • @feangelodiaz3350
    @feangelodiaz3350 8 років тому +498

    "I heard he had a British butler." "Good so he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen" BATBOI got bodied as soon as he said that

    • @parkingmeters2646
      @parkingmeters2646 8 років тому +4

      I just realized the excellence of that line

    • @Dragon49600
      @Dragon49600 8 років тому +1

      Shut up nerds.

    • @Autissima
      @Autissima 8 років тому +2

      +Dragon49600 I can understand the point of Sherlock Holmes fans being nerds because they are stereotypically... Nerdy.
      But Batman fans (As Comic fans) are also stereotypically Nerdy...

    • @Dragon49600
      @Dragon49600 8 років тому +2

      No, it's from the video. I, myself, am absolutely a nerd.

    • @parkingmeters2646
      @parkingmeters2646 8 років тому

      +Anton “lasersword” Ellot I'm not a Sherlock homes fan

  • @famous7934
    @famous7934 8 місяців тому +14

    I deadass had to check if this was made on april fools when batman said “Nice hat Geek you look like a duck”

  • @aurumthebrave3427
    @aurumthebrave3427 5 років тому +474

    Watson at the end is all of us when watching any ERB video.

    • @ssjgodhokage
      @ssjgodhokage 5 років тому +6

      Facts 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @greyguy9550
    @greyguy9550 4 роки тому +4297

    Damn, the last time a bat lost this badly we went into lockdown...

  • @Smiley82816
    @Smiley82816 4 роки тому +2071

    Best flow : Sherlock Holmes
    Best disses : Sherlock Holmes
    Winner : Nice Peter, for making the biggest mockery of Batman ever.

    • @azreal683
      @azreal683 4 роки тому +11

      Soo trueee

    • @newchannel7523
      @newchannel7523 4 роки тому +17

      Robin was great

    • @ceooflettuce8768
      @ceooflettuce8768 4 роки тому +109

      idk man 0:13 was the most brutal line I ever heard

    • @blackjacktrial
      @blackjacktrial 4 роки тому +10

      Look the actor who played Batman was ill, and taking treatment in the form of raps from a doctor and his best friend.
      So much of this makes sense if Peter wasn't 100%.

    • @randomdude3318
      @randomdude3318 4 роки тому +29

      "Shut up nerds"

  • @Pwn-q1s
    @Pwn-q1s Рік тому +118

    "Nice hat...dork."
    Never has an opponent been crushed so harshly in the first line.

  • @traxathon4464
    @traxathon4464 5 років тому +2033

    "I'm sorry about some of the things that I said."
    "I'm sorry about the way you played Batman."
    We all are Lloyd. We all are

    • @nightinghood
      @nightinghood 5 років тому +1

      Johnathon Fake Name legit though 😂😂

    • @godot8694
      @godot8694 5 років тому +1

      When did they say that?

    • @nightinghood
      @nightinghood 5 років тому +6

      godot go see the second NicePeter vs EpicLloyd rap battle and you'll find then

    • @austinsmith538
      @austinsmith538 4 роки тому +3

      Like, Robin, Holmes, Watson, they were all good, Batman's verses were ok, it was just the performance that was bad.

  • @weetilindqvist1524
    @weetilindqvist1524 8 років тому +739

    i love when Watson is in the end like "OOOOOOOOOOHHH!!"

  • @sergioribeiro7725
    @sergioribeiro7725 4 роки тому +920

    Everyone: George Clooney was the worst Batman ever.
    Nice Peter: Hold My Duck Nerd!

    • @billwithers7457
      @billwithers7457 4 роки тому +3

      @Mc Without A Name It is REALLY hard to blame anyone but Joel for those films. I mean... come one.

    • @abdelillahbentabet5557
      @abdelillahbentabet5557 4 роки тому +10

      @@billwithers7457 what about warner bros ? i mean they wanted batman to be more "family friendly" so they could sell more toys and that's why they remplaced burton in the first place .

    • @billwithers7457
      @billwithers7457 4 роки тому +4

      @@abdelillahbentabet5557 And Disney wanted to sell Iron Man toys, but they didn't make shit movies to do it.

    • @abdelillahbentabet5557
      @abdelillahbentabet5557 4 роки тому +3

      @@billwithers7457 i didn't say the movies were bad because of the toys , i said that warner bros wanted a kid friendly batman for the toys and ended up with an over the top movie that people hated , the thing is that they were right since many toys were sold and the movie was successfull enough to have a sequel , ironman was directed by people who knew what they were doing and disney trusted these people to make a movie recipe that works and did it with ironman but also failed it the hulk which i won't call bad but was kinda mediocre , so what i deduced is that the problem of trust between the film maker and the companie since the whole joel batman thing was the result of disagreement between wb and tim burton on his vision for the third keaton batman which wb has juged to dark , there is also a deleted scene from batman forever and it looked dark and decent but wb refused to keep it because it wasn't family friendly enough (it was the oppening scene) .

    • @darchangel2136
      @darchangel2136 3 роки тому

      Ummm was that before or after James Pattinson played Batman? Because.... no. Just no

  • @gokules
    @gokules Рік тому +265

    Sherlock's second verse is the coldest in rap history

    • @peterroberts4415
      @peterroberts4415 Рік тому +6

      Clint Eastwood might have something to say about that

    • @primarynano8092
      @primarynano8092 Рік тому +4

      Check out ‘Many Men’ by 50 Cent. That ‘I’m here for a real reason’ bar was cold.

  • @mistralgalegaming2632
    @mistralgalegaming2632 5 років тому +1175

    Robin accidentally burning Batman by saying "when he's needed" is great lol

  • @m.A.A.dGanja420
    @m.A.A.dGanja420 5 років тому +1117

    Sherlock Holmes lyrically decimated Batman. Damn that 2nd verse was vicious.

  • @jace8706
    @jace8706 3 роки тому +888

    Batman is the criminally underrated one here. Here's why. He actually foresaw everything Holmes was going to say to him about his own childhood, and in doing so he had a brain regression and started tossing playground insults right from the start of the battle. Now that is foresight.

    • @nadiraasghar1580
      @nadiraasghar1580 Рік тому +86

      This is legitimately the funniest UA-cam comment I’ve seen in awhile bc I fully expected it to be a genuine explanation 😭😭

    • @mank89
      @mank89 Рік тому +14

      i believe you are overexamining this

    • @dekideron5199
      @dekideron5199 Рік тому +1

      You are right

    • @renobgm
      @renobgm Рік тому

      ​@@nadiraasghar1580it is tho

    • @Al3xAckerman
      @Al3xAckerman Рік тому

      I agree with @mank you are over examining this, you just wish he had won dont you lmao. Because it just doesn’t make sense.

  • @flamingpaxtsc
    @flamingpaxtsc Рік тому +26

    “Nice hat, dork, you look like a duck.” 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
    Batman could not have had a goofier opening line

  • @youngconfidence8666
    @youngconfidence8666 3 роки тому +540

    As the biggest Batman fan, I can’t express the damage that was done here. Some people probably don’t acknowledge what Sherlock really just did to this man. Smh that last verse was crazy, came at his whole existence.

    • @NAME-yg8sl
      @NAME-yg8sl 3 роки тому +18

      Like poor Batman, no one one could come back from that.

    • @nicolewhite3157
      @nicolewhite3157 2 роки тому +13

      I mean that's fire but it's not as fire as being cald a duck like God dang Bruce Chill

    • @MrsStormtrooper
      @MrsStormtrooper Рік тому +2

      Batman asked for it tbh

    • @scarepumpkincrow1941
      @scarepumpkincrow1941 Рік тому

      Sherlock Holmes has nothing on Batman, the only reason he won this is because they were biased. They write terrible lines for one character and good lines for others. It'd actually make you think "who won" if all of the characters had good lines.

  • @onlyonemitch5049
    @onlyonemitch5049 5 років тому +4153

    "Nice hat...dork"(BRUTALITY!)
    "You look like a duck"(FATALITY!)
    "Shut up nerds"(GAME OVER!)

    • @aidanfarber33
      @aidanfarber33 5 років тому +102

      Only One MITCH! “You chumps” (GOAT STATUS AQUIRED)

    • @joelow7879
      @joelow7879 5 років тому +70

      "Your selfish" OVERKILL
      "Nobody likes you" DEATH

    • @sonicdragneel2418
      @sonicdragneel2418 5 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @dmod3350
      @dmod3350 4 роки тому +2

      Only One MITCH!
      So, he gets triple killed?

    • @GG-in5zp
      @GG-in5zp 4 роки тому +19

      Sherlock: *Makes batman remember the death of his parents in a brutal way*
      COUNTER ATTACK
      BRUTALITY

  • @suicideshitface1366
    @suicideshitface1366 6 років тому +469

    *"SINCE HE HAS NO SUPERPOWERS"*

    • @brianwu7080
      @brianwu7080 6 років тому

      Well Sherlock has no powers either so.....

    • @leoscar999
      @leoscar999 6 років тому

      But he beat superman

  • @TeenPerspektiva
    @TeenPerspektiva 4 роки тому +567

    Quite ironic Holmes is a detective, since he just murdered Batman lmao

    • @vpsjdon
      @vpsjdon 3 роки тому +18

      Donovan said it. "One day just showing up won't be enough. One day we'll be standing around the body and Sherlock Holmes would be the one who put it there"

  • @uncommonsaucers2355
    @uncommonsaucers2355 3 роки тому +1381

    If Robin had more time in the battle, he'd have won

    • @Sharknado18
      @Sharknado18 3 роки тому +16

      Facts

    • @katherinemackay5911
      @katherinemackay5911 2 роки тому +5

      True

    • @sadsader100yearsago9
      @sadsader100yearsago9 2 роки тому +7

      No, he really wouldn’t have.

    • @kayde5396
      @kayde5396 2 роки тому +41

      @@sadsader100yearsago9 "holy conan doyle" was probably the second best line behind sherlock's "getting served by englishmen" imo

    • @lilcrews90
      @lilcrews90 2 роки тому +8

      What no did u not hear Sherlock both verses

  • @daniel.5191
    @daniel.5191 8 років тому +1906

    "Nice hat,
    dork.
    You look like a duck."
    XD

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 9 місяців тому +10

    1:29 "You're not smart, you're selfish. You endanger everyone's life..." Um, Bats? How many innocent people have *DIED* to your rogues' gallery as they rotate through the revolving doors of Arkham? Just because *YOU* don't feel comfortable with ending a lethal threat *PERMANENTLY?* ='[.]'=

  • @louiemarks8501
    @louiemarks8501 4 роки тому +1233

    This might be the widest spread I've seen in erb. In that Holmes was just so badass, while Batman sucked so hard. Half of his lines sounded like a 12yo bully wrote them.

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 4 роки тому +62

      Bruce Banner vs Bruce Jenner. That battle was so one-sided that it was ridiculous.

    • @youthresist8956
      @youthresist8956 4 роки тому +31

      Miss Priss Joan of Arc vs Miley Cyrus?

    • @louiemarks8501
      @louiemarks8501 4 роки тому +19

      @@youthresist8956yeah, Miley got slaughtered. Tbf, so did Bieber.

    • @Sunominal
      @Sunominal 4 роки тому +49

      @@louiemarks8501 Let's not forget about Thanos vs. J Robert Oppenheimer too

    • @synobyte2123
      @synobyte2123 4 роки тому +26

      Nice hat, dork. You look like a duck.

  • @alt10ten
    @alt10ten 5 років тому +509

    0:53
    Sherlock Holmes: what's your superpower?
    Batman: I'm Rich.

    • @dontmindmyname9940
      @dontmindmyname9940 5 років тому +19

      I've got fat stacks and super PACS!

    • @ama-ri_vox
      @ama-ri_vox 5 років тому +4

      @TheInternetBoss I'm Rich Batman

    • @kiritoakemininja5100
      @kiritoakemininja5100 5 років тому +4

      @@dontmindmyname9940 Rick and Morty vs Sherlock Holmes and Watson

    • @falaffle
      @falaffle Рік тому +1

      @@dontmindmyname9940we all know what went down on that 2008 election,
      You’re a decent politician with a winning complexion
      (Lmao it’s been 3 years)

    • @TC1YT
      @TC1YT Рік тому +1

      ​​@@falaffle your all barrack and no bite but no change were all still hopeless that you'll shut your mouth but like guantanamo bay they're both open(it's been 6 months)

  • @mccreedy7353
    @mccreedy7353 4 роки тому +253

    Funny that Batman should say he solves Scooby doo mysteries when Batman was in a Scooby doo episode and...... solved a Scooby doo mystery

    • @gikanaruiduldam9949
      @gikanaruiduldam9949 4 роки тому +4

      scoob and the gang just helped batman

    • @beard_waste32
      @beard_waste32 4 роки тому +6

      ok but ya gotta admit,,, it was a fun episode lol

    • @plantlover3741
      @plantlover3741 4 роки тому +4

      Actually there was an entire movie

    • @beard_waste32
      @beard_waste32 4 роки тому +2

      @@plantlover3741 oh neato dude

    • @spider-man8112
      @spider-man8112 4 роки тому +3

      Y'know it's funny you should say that. I was looking through some old *Scooby Doo Episodes* and they looked very... similar.

  • @rogerlamvert9378
    @rogerlamvert9378 Рік тому +48

    I love how batmans suit obviously has more budget put into it that robins

  • @tokemon4525
    @tokemon4525 4 роки тому +298

    "yes his wealth would allow this adversary of ours to afford the toys he needs, since he has no superpowers" is an underrated line

    • @areufreemrhumphries
      @areufreemrhumphries 3 роки тому +19

      His delivery of “since he has no superpowers” is just *chef kiss* perfection.

  • @Niwan213
    @Niwan213 7 років тому +416

    I am sorry about the way you played Batman

    • @Aries1990
      @Aries1990 7 років тому +4

      No it was Lloyd.

    • @lrush6983
      @lrush6983 7 років тому +17

      Why did they make him look like that anyway? I'm sorry, but he looked weird. Should've had Lloyd wear the original Batsuit for the video

    • @TheSaltBoiCometh
      @TheSaltBoiCometh 7 років тому +3

      Don't tell people from the past about the future have you never seen back to the future

    • @poocat1679
      @poocat1679 7 років тому

      Fredo Carradero n

    • @memrioxox
      @memrioxox 5 років тому

      @@lrush6983 yes!!!!

  • @freebird264
    @freebird264 8 років тому +852

    Batman was alright, but then Sherlock massacred him

    • @absen-7965
      @absen-7965 8 років тому +51

      Sherlock's last verse was a cold blooded murder.

    • @thatgayguythatroaststhosep8886
      @thatgayguythatroaststhosep8886 8 років тому +4

      +Sve Law and Sherlock was the lead detective

    • @KobeBryantt237
      @KobeBryantt237 8 років тому +8

      Nice hat. Dork! Best line ever haha

    • @freebird264
      @freebird264 8 років тому +2

      In that rap, he wasn't Batman. He was Bruce Wayne trying to be smart.

    • @MrNinjacake7
      @MrNinjacake7 8 років тому +1

      absolutely

  • @celesterivera2701
    @celesterivera2701 Рік тому +36

    That fact that Kyle Mooney went from this to SNL is crazy. Good for him he’s hilarious. 😂

  • @AMDERS17
    @AMDERS17 8 років тому +142

    This by far my favorite ERB. Douchebag Batman needs to comeback for a future video.

    • @rensv7928
      @rensv7928 8 років тому +4

      From all erb battles i hate this the most because the beat sucks and the cutscene where Holmes thinks

    • @Alucardowa
      @Alucardowa 8 років тому +5

      The cutscene is, I believe, a nod towards "Sherlock Holmes" movie with Robert D. Junior.
      I actually enjoyed it but I bet it could be better. Batman and Sherlock are two characters that are well known by literally everybody. Lots of movies about them were made and shit so in the verses there could be more references etc. The only reference to one of the Batman series was "dynamic douchebags".

    • @มกรามุํ-ต4ฅ
      @มกรามุํ-ต4ฅ 8 років тому

      Alucardowa

    • @momodoudrammeh7611
      @momodoudrammeh7611 8 років тому +1

      i know its your opinion but batman was not portrayed very well i know how hard erb works and holmes was great it was just so many things including the batsuit

  • @qbumf
    @qbumf 3 роки тому +720

    Holy shit Sherlock’s diss “momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste” was honestly fire

    • @mr.potatoun2534
      @mr.potatoun2534 2 роки тому +46

      No are you stupid
      Batman’s “Nice hat,dork you look like a duck!”
      Was definitely one of the best in the whole ERB franchise
      Sherlock’s lines sucked compared to that!

    • @khanginparis
      @khanginparis 2 роки тому +3

      @@mr.potatoun2534 funny jokes lol