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  • @ChannelAwesome
    @ChannelAwesome  6 місяців тому +170

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    • @BLMT-df4on
      @BLMT-df4on 6 місяців тому +3

      hi

    • @havdroid9769
      @havdroid9769 6 місяців тому +4

      Pretty please, it is the day 241 waiting for the ,,G-force " movie review by the ,,Nostalgia Critic" himself! Please see this Doug!

    • @havdroid9769
      @havdroid9769 6 місяців тому

      I would kill to see a review made by my choise!

    • @havdroid9769
      @havdroid9769 6 місяців тому

      Please don't let the dust touch the comments of your fans!

    • @air03man
      @air03man 6 місяців тому +3

      & my spider sense is off the charts!

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 6 місяців тому +2290

    Fun Fact: According to Dakota Johnson in an interview with The Wrap, the screenplay underwent extensive rewrites, saying, "There were drastic changes, and I can't even tell you what they were". The original screenplay, which was described as darker and "very 'Terminator' inspired," would have seen Madame Web and the Spider-Women trying to protect a pregnant Mary Parker from a time-traveling Ezekiel Sims, who wants to end her life to prevent the birth of Peter Parker. Johnson further said that the film she shot was "unrecognizable" from the version of the script she signed on to make.

    • @AshParth560
      @AshParth560 6 місяців тому +93

      Was that part of the original script from what I've read?
      It just feels like it.

    • @JacksonLane02
      @JacksonLane02 6 місяців тому +152

      And apparently but not official yet somehow that Terminator like plot will be used for Venom 3. Should've kept it considering that sounds more Madame Web then what is actually in the Madame Web film

    • @jasongradyphstiger6179
      @jasongradyphstiger6179 6 місяців тому +41

      Also I want to see if they can work on their magic on what if Madame web was better by using the original script of Ezekiel Simms going after Mary Parker to kill her and the baby who we identify as Peter Parker Spider-Man and have Madame web and the three spider girls trying to protect them.

    • @davidstone281
      @davidstone281 6 місяців тому +121

      Jesus christ someone needs to step in and tell Sony to just fuck off and let the director do what they want. Stop interfering so much

    • @scotttrail522
      @scotttrail522 6 місяців тому +9

      THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT OF, TOO!

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 6 місяців тому +1498

    "He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died." A line so infamously cringy, that it didn't even make the actual film, and John Mulaney gloriously roasted it at the Oscars.

    • @ribottostudio
      @ribottostudio 6 місяців тому +159

      Here's how you fix that line. "He was in the Amazon with my mom. They were researching spiders. He came back. She didn't."
      This version adds a layer of mystery, another of tension, another of uncertainty. Cassandra would be an unreliable narrator, because this is her mother, she would be biased. By saying "he came back, she didn't" it leaves things up in the air as to what actually happened, creating mystery. It adds tension because you WANT to believe the protagonist, but to accuse someone of murder is a high accusation.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 6 місяців тому +26

      Trying to understand why that went viral in the first place, I don’t get it

    • @matthewjarek3026
      @matthewjarek3026 6 місяців тому +9

      I honestly wasn’t expecting the line to be in the movie anyway. It was so dumb I thought it was just added for the trailer.

    • @bt3743
      @bt3743 6 місяців тому +32

      @@ninjanibba4259 I think its the phrasing. If the line was "He and my mom were researching spider's in the Amazon, just before she died" it would have been less clunky

    • @liamhill4679
      @liamhill4679 6 місяців тому +15

      It’s just like “it’s morbin time” despite not being in the film it’s the best part of the entire film

  • @DanGamingFan2406
    @DanGamingFan2406 6 місяців тому +926

    "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come." Uncle Ben is turning over in his grave right now. You can't just swap the order of a famous quote around and call it clever writing.

    • @watershipup7101
      @watershipup7101 6 місяців тому +39

      They were probably so proud of that one.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому +9

      Meta AI says theres some positive points about that line

    • @tylertilwick6852
      @tylertilwick6852 6 місяців тому +61

      I apologize to Amazing Spider-Man’s - "If you could do good things for people then you have a moral obligation to do those things! That’s what’s at stake! Not choice, responsibility!"

    • @TheAlps36
      @TheAlps36 6 місяців тому +4

      What about "great responsibility comes from great power"?

    • @waterbullstudios9195
      @waterbullstudios9195 6 місяців тому +7

      So hilariously awful.

  • @benderbendingrodriguez420
    @benderbendingrodriguez420 6 місяців тому +329

    Gotta love how a wanted kidnapper somehow manages to fly from the U.S to the Amazon going completely unnoticed. *in 2003*. The most paranoid time for Air travel in history

    • @Blast2224
      @Blast2224 6 місяців тому

      Kid's these days don't remember the COUNTLESS rules and paranoia that controlled the airlines from 2001 to 2006. You had bombs hidden in underwear. You had TSA making people get naked in public. EVERYONE got molested.

    • @jonathanmarkoff4469
      @jonathanmarkoff4469 5 місяців тому +11

      Actually, Cassie Webb isn't specifically wanted. The only description they had of her was a 30-ish female with brown hair, which is hardly useful in North America's largest city.

    • @haze4622
      @haze4622 4 місяці тому +1

      @@jonathanmarkoff4469 had this exact argument with my girlfriend during the film

  • @pk5727
    @pk5727 6 місяців тому +299

    “As you know”
    A teacher telling that to her students, might actually work.
    It implies the students SHOULD know this information.

    • @artistic_0ddball793
      @artistic_0ddball793 6 місяців тому +34

      Thats true, I actually have heard uni teachers say that

    • @el-kiote
      @el-kiote 6 місяців тому

      @@artistic_0ddball793 uni?

    • @davisphillips993
      @davisphillips993 2 місяці тому +6

      There are at least two good movies where that phrase is used
      Dr. Strangelove: “As you know, the premier loves surprises.”
      The Dark Knight: “Madness, you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!”

  • @sagebaca2013
    @sagebaca2013 6 місяців тому +516

    20:08 you know a movie makes your blood boil when Doug returns to his old ways of screaming and ranting so much he turns blood red due to insanity

    • @garrettschnaufer9983
      @garrettschnaufer9983 6 місяців тому +54

      He does the exact same facepalm after that line since that “Frankly my Dear, I don’t give a SPAM” line from his Foodfight! Review a decade ago.

    • @colbystearns5066
      @colbystearns5066 6 місяців тому +21

      @@garrettschnaufer9983 I remember that review like it was yesterday. God I'm old...

    • @kdusel1991
      @kdusel1991 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@colbystearns5066 I might have to rewatch that review! Thanks for reminding me of it!

    • @michaelprost6130
      @michaelprost6130 6 місяців тому +5

      he really needs to return to his old ways. His pain is what made him entertaining

    • @DiceFTW273
      @DiceFTW273 6 місяців тому +8

      @@colbystearns5066
      So you're getting... Nostalgic?

  • @KaponoMonster
    @KaponoMonster 6 місяців тому +464

    This is no movie. This is a Pepsi commercial.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +7

      Literally.

    • @98953812
      @98953812 6 місяців тому +8

      And I hate Pepsi

    • @Supherodude
      @Supherodude 6 місяців тому +10

      A really bad Pepsi commercial

    • @genkaiba15
      @genkaiba15 6 місяців тому +7

      Pepsi for Pizza. 🌏

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 6 місяців тому +4

      Pepsi has more dignity than this movie

  • @trinaq
    @trinaq 6 місяців тому +531

    It's wild that Sydney Sweeney's character is supposed to be 14 years old, yet she very much her actual age, which is mid 20s.

    • @newhybrid101
      @newhybrid101 6 місяців тому

      Sydneys a trashy

    • @Ringleader3791
      @Ringleader3791 6 місяців тому +73

      That's what makes it fit in with 2003 movies lol

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому +17

      One way I look past it is I think about the stage plays where adults played children, even babies

    • @marclewis5505
      @marclewis5505 6 місяців тому +45

      The only thing I was wondering was were they trying to make her not look hot and failed epically at it.

    • @kdusel1991
      @kdusel1991 6 місяців тому +16

      I hope she gets better work after this abomination

  • @seirramoon388
    @seirramoon388 6 місяців тому +251

    Joan Lee (the wife of Stan Lee and ORIGINAL VOICE for madame web from the 90's amazing Spiderman TV show) would look at this and go, "What did you do to this character?!"

    • @Evilriku13
      @Evilriku13 6 місяців тому +17

      When I first heard there was going to be a Madame Web movie, my inner child was having a cry of laughter... and then I saw the material, read a summary and thought "this is no where near what I was expected from neither Marvel, nor Sony, nor Madame Web to be portraited like. They did know that madame Web is basically an ancient entity right?" :(

    • @leviticusprime4904
      @leviticusprime4904 6 місяців тому +9

      @@Evilriku13 you assume Sony read the source material.

    • @Evilriku13
      @Evilriku13 6 місяців тому

      @@leviticusprime4904 dont blame Sony themselves. Sony Pictures for example are not directly on the same level and mindset as the people who develop games or take care of their network of developing hardware or localize their products or other companies products! There is a HUGE difference between those parts of their company or their branding! So judging one thing like their movie production the same as how they produce games, or their social media accounts or other hardware etc is very unjusticable and unappropriate!

    • @lyokocomicdubs
      @lyokocomicdubs 6 місяців тому +3

      In my opinion, she's the only actress to portray that character perfectly.

    • @patrickzalatoris3206
      @patrickzalatoris3206 4 місяці тому +1

      Who could forget the famous scene where Madame web sent spiderman to see stan lee, stan lee tries hitting on Madame web, and as they leave, spiderman and web give a heartwarming dialogue
      "That stan lee, he's quite a guy!"
      "I think, he is truly special!"

  • @WatcherXel
    @WatcherXel 6 місяців тому +134

    The bad lip syncing in the beginning is a top notch jab.

    • @keefriff99
      @keefriff99 6 місяців тому +11

      I didn't even know that was a rib at the movie...I kept thinking, "What the hell did they do to Doug's A/V syncing??"

    • @alexwright5419
      @alexwright5419 4 місяці тому +3

      @@keefriff99Yeah I was really confused why Doug sounded like he recorded his dialogue in a different roof, until I realized that was the joke

    • @mckinniesmovies3598
      @mckinniesmovies3598 3 місяці тому

      0:26

    • @javelinmaster2
      @javelinmaster2 3 місяці тому

      Not just that. He also spoofed the not opening of the can

  • @Jonathan_Collins
    @Jonathan_Collins 6 місяців тому +551

    I genuinely thought that Morbius was the worst spiderman-adjacent movie that Sony could possibly release. Sony just has to keep proving me wrong.

    • @crazycockatoo5816
      @crazycockatoo5816 6 місяців тому +15

      What if Kraven or Venom The Last Dance somehow manage to be worse?

    • @zacharybartolo5111
      @zacharybartolo5111 6 місяців тому +7

      Is that upping the ante or downing the ante?

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 6 місяців тому

      @@zacharybartolo5111 Both.

    • @MichaelAarons1701
      @MichaelAarons1701 6 місяців тому +15

      This said, “hold my Pepsi”.

    • @kdusel1991
      @kdusel1991 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@crazycockatoo5816 luckily this whole Spider-Man adjacent universe is dead because of this trainwreck

  • @gamerkane1813
    @gamerkane1813 6 місяців тому +142

    For those who don't know there is a flawless and phenomenal version of Madame Web that is funny, interesting and faithful.... The problem is she is in the 1997 Spiderman Animated Series which has the pacing of Road Runner on speed.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +25

      And that show already has one of the most faithful versions of Madame Web from the comics.
      And I love that show.
      Even with its fast pace.

    • @allanorme2093
      @allanorme2093 3 місяці тому

      Road Runner on crack more like it

  • @adamj.cuthbert7528
    @adamj.cuthbert7528 6 місяців тому +305

    (Ezekiel gets crushed by Pepsi sign)
    AVGN: "Pepsi for funerals."

    • @genkaiba15
      @genkaiba15 6 місяців тому +10

      Pepsi Man commanding people to DRINK has never been so relevant. Or necessary.

    • @adgdrgar
      @adgdrgar 6 місяців тому +8

      Gonna have "PEPSI MAN" stuck in my head for hours now, thanks.

    • @HJ-ek6hn
      @HJ-ek6hn 6 місяців тому +10

      Pepsi for TV game

    • @gamewiz720
      @gamewiz720 6 місяців тому +1

      100th like

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 6 місяців тому +2

      Pepsi: Delicious and Healthful

  • @AubreyTheKing
    @AubreyTheKing 6 місяців тому +163

    The BEST line in the trailer is: "He was in the Amazon with my mom, when she was researching spiders, just before she died."
    The BEST line in the actual movie is: "I hope the Spiders were worth it, Mom."
    LMAO Remember guys, "professional" writers got paid to write these!

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 6 місяців тому +4

      It was the same guy who wrote Dracula Untold, The Last Witch Hunter and Gods of Egypt, IIRC.

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 6 місяців тому +5

      Yknow, maybe theres some poetic justice in that line
      "I hope the Movies were worth it, Sony"

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому +2

      I don’t see a problem with “I hope the spiders were worth it, Mom”
      She knows before she died, her mom was in The Amazon researching spiders and she thought she liked doing that more than being a mom

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 5 місяців тому +2

      "These writers should go on strike to get paid better" - OneyPlays

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 4 місяці тому

      @@ShadowSonic2 Dracula Untold is OK/decent, tbh. Gods Of Egypt tho? Laughably bad.

  • @ADRickCarlos
    @ADRickCarlos 6 місяців тому +167

    Soo... I worked on the stunt unit for this. What was supposed to be 7 days shooting for us turned into 36 days. The amount of script changes were outrageous. It wasn't a bad script when I first read it..

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 6 місяців тому +28

      To you, and everyone that worked on this, you did all you possibly could.
      7, into 36 days? 😱

    • @ADRickCarlos
      @ADRickCarlos 6 місяців тому +35

      @kadosho02 yeah. First unit was so behind we had to help shoot scenes out. It was a nightmare. Fun... but a nightmare

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 6 місяців тому +14

      @@ADRickCarlos the patience your team has, to support the other crew. Jeez I believe it

    • @ADRickCarlos
      @ADRickCarlos 6 місяців тому +19

      @kadosho02 6 weeks of overnights. Pretty proud of what we accomplished. It's too bad most of it was changed and left on the cutting room floor. 😪

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 6 місяців тому +13

      @@ADRickCarlos no way. I can only imagine what was left out. I feel for you, and the entire team

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 6 місяців тому +225

    To quote the late great Norm Macdonald and something i'm sure Dakota Johnson might be thinking about right now is "The Statue of Liberty is setting a bad example for young women. When times get tough, you can't just stand motionless for centuries holding a torch."

    • @powerpointropolis8014
      @powerpointropolis8014 6 місяців тому +23

      Double whammy considering this is a Columbia film lol

    • @Senkoau
      @Senkoau 6 місяців тому

      I'm not so sure about that. The statue of liberty is still around all these centuries later but a lot of these IP's are busy nosediving into oblivion over the course of a few years.

    • @Apt23-v8u
      @Apt23-v8u 5 місяців тому

      Dakota Johnson is a sex bot and nothing more and is creepy as hell

  • @gregorykeithmorris3970
    @gregorykeithmorris3970 6 місяців тому +95

    Joan Lee will forever be my Madame Web. Rest in peace. What an exotic lady.

  • @theanimeunderworld8338
    @theanimeunderworld8338 6 місяців тому +230

    Doug is clearly not done kicking that dead horse after the Wish review

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 6 місяців тому +41

      I don’t blame him.

    • @erichfiedler1481
      @erichfiedler1481 6 місяців тому +32

      Honestly it's more fun mocking Sony's Spider-Man movies that don't star Spider-Man than it was to attack Disney at a low point in their history...again

    • @AshParth560
      @AshParth560 6 місяців тому +3

      Who doesn't?
      It's the internet, so who cares, really?

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +1

      ​@erichfiedler1481 So, Morbius, This movie, and the upcoming Kraven The Hunter movie.
      Understandable.

    • @erichfiedler1481
      @erichfiedler1481 6 місяців тому

      @@jeuryrabassa4724 that and also there are people who actually enjoyed what Disney gave us last year, it's true, I've met them, they're nice people who gave me their positive opinions while giving legitimate critique of their favorite movies from the house of mouse, it wasn't hard to find them, dealing with toxic people who want the mouse to die are more annoying

  • @maravreloaded
    @maravreloaded 6 місяців тому +41

    *_"He was in the amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died."_*
    I need a t-shirt with that phrase.

  • @klimmr
    @klimmr 6 місяців тому +101

    5:01 Warner Brothers had a spectacular 100 year anniversary thanks to Barbie.

    • @ChrisWolff2013
      @ChrisWolff2013 6 місяців тому +11

      And even that movie sucked

    • @INoahGuy1
      @INoahGuy1 4 місяці тому

      @@ChrisWolff2013you're an idiot if you think that

    • @tgiacin435
      @tgiacin435 4 місяці тому +7

      I would argue that with Dune

    • @mechmaster315
      @mechmaster315 4 місяці тому +2

      Also he’s ignoring Elemental

    • @jeremiahhester6408
      @jeremiahhester6408 4 місяці тому

      ​@@mechmaster315That didn't do well at the box office at first

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 6 місяців тому +139

    Another Fun Fact: While hosting Saturday Night Live, Dakota Johnson advertised this movie saying, "It's called 'Madame Web', It is in the Marvel Universe and it also stars Sydney Sweeney. So its kind of like if A.I. created your boyfriend's perfect movie."

    • @crazycockatoo5816
      @crazycockatoo5816 6 місяців тому +12

      Even Dakota knows its bad.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +10

      ​@@crazycockatoo5816And I feel sorry for her for that.

    • @emperora9
      @emperora9 6 місяців тому +3

      I was just about to mention this!

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 6 місяців тому +6

      I was gonna say the movie certainly looks written by one, but if you replaced upper management with robots production would have actually improved.

    • @starsiegeplayer
      @starsiegeplayer 6 місяців тому +2

      I wouldn't be surprised if the movie was written by chatGPT.

  • @claytonrios1
    @claytonrios1 6 місяців тому +190

    "You know the best thing about the future? It hasn't happened yet."
    Yeah. Because there's no way in hell you're ever getting a sequel Madame.

    • @crazycockatoo5816
      @crazycockatoo5816 6 місяців тому +13

      More like: "The best thing about the future? It won't ever happen"
      Because the movie got such bad reviews Sony won't even want to make another one, especially given its the lowest grossing Spiderman movie ever made.

    • @paulshawn3345
      @paulshawn3345 6 місяців тому

      Velma 👀

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 6 місяців тому +5

      The best thing about the future is that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.

    • @johnnysparkle
      @johnnysparkle 6 місяців тому +6

      Hollywood in a nutshell if they keep making crap like this

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 6 місяців тому +2

      @@johnnysparkle 💯

  • @rhysthomas1699
    @rhysthomas1699 6 місяців тому +231

    Sydney Sweeney: You definitely did not see me in Madame Web. 😂

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому +6

      I did!

    • @timothymorris157
      @timothymorris157 6 місяців тому +17

      Clearly someone saw Sydney Sweeney in Madame Web because there was that story about a guy being removed from the movie theater for um… chocking the chicken. Honestly I’m still kinda laughing about that incident. 😅🤣

    • @rhysthomas1699
      @rhysthomas1699 6 місяців тому +12

      ​@@timothymorris157 The people in charge of Madame Web didn't want to show a hint of Sydney Sweeney's natural beauty, & I respect her for speaking her mind when she roasted the movie.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому

      @timothymorris157 I think I know what you mean by that. Just comparing two images in my head and making that connection

    • @theweysermanisback5205
      @theweysermanisback5205 5 місяців тому

      I didn’t. You look cute, Sydney Sweeney.

  • @NickOswald218
    @NickOswald218 6 місяців тому +49

    I’m pretty sure this movie will be the new “The Room” experience, but instead of throwing spoons at the screen they throw Pepsi cans!

    • @genkaiba15
      @genkaiba15 6 місяців тому +6

      Pepsi for Irony Watching. 🌏

    • @sdsign4229
      @sdsign4229 6 місяців тому +3

      That would be a redemption arc for the ages!

    • @davisphillips993
      @davisphillips993 6 місяців тому +3

      “I did naaaaht! Oh hi, Ben.”

  • @johnroark9568
    @johnroark9568 6 місяців тому +29

    This will be the closest I'll ever get to actually watching this movie. I've never even seen a trailer.

  • @lucas_foxx7048
    @lucas_foxx7048 6 місяців тому +100

    "But the chart says..."
    Madame Web in one sentence.

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 6 місяців тому +360

    Even Morbius is looking at this like "You Ain't right!"

    • @Zombiesnyder13
      @Zombiesnyder13 6 місяців тому +12

      I still blame Avi Arad
      Even though he wasn't even involved

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +9

      This movie is already making Morbius look like a masterpiece.
      And that's saying something.

    • @tylertilwick6852
      @tylertilwick6852 6 місяців тому +8

      Even Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Mr. Freeze is looking at this film like "WTF🤨"

    • @SlyCooper1920
      @SlyCooper1920 6 місяців тому +5

      ​@@jeuryrabassa4724 Even though some say it's a bad film, it was still entertaining

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +1

      @@SlyCooper1920 Yeah, it is.
      Even my mom enjoyed that film.

  • @gamerk1058
    @gamerk1058 6 місяців тому +31

    “Seriously did anyone read their lines”
    Should have added: YOU DIDNT GIVE US ANY LINES

  • @HallofFamerMichael
    @HallofFamerMichael 6 місяців тому +57

    So, for those of you who don't know, which is Doug and two other people, madam Webb is an interdimensional being who orchestrated Peter Parker become a Spider-Man in the first place. At least, that's what the Spider-Man TV show told me. I barely remember her from the comics.

  • @Nasser851000
    @Nasser851000 6 місяців тому +71

    0:00 When the making of this movie is more terrifying than the movie itself O.O

  • @gm-le6fy
    @gm-le6fy 6 місяців тому +49

    Doug was watching this film in the Amazon Prime right before he died
    of laughter from this.

  • @garrettschnaufer9983
    @garrettschnaufer9983 6 місяців тому +119

    I just noticed that during the opening monologue, there was a lot of lines being dubbed because the mouthing of their ADR is completely off, Just like Ezekiel in the movie.

    • @briankaslewicz6130
      @briankaslewicz6130 6 місяців тому +15

      I thought that was part of the executive meddling joke, but it doesnt really happen anywhere but that one part.

    • @Zimmy_1981
      @Zimmy_1981 6 місяців тому

      ADR?

    • @FourthStreetSaint
      @FourthStreetSaint 6 місяців тому +11

      @@Zimmy_1981 Automated Dialogue Replacement. It’s when they have the actors record their lines in a sound booth and dub over the movie. They usually use it to make dialogue more clear for the audience

    • @nahor88
      @nahor88 6 місяців тому +1

      I didn't notice the mouth thing cuz so many scenes were so darkly lit, but I did notice how weird as fuck his voice sounds. I saw that he has a "foreign" name and didn't want to be mean, but now knowing about the ADR, it really is BAD.

    • @SammEater
      @SammEater 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@briankaslewicz6130It happens for most of the film. There is even a video that goes very deep in how much of Ezekiel's dialogue is ADR.

  • @KingOfMumbles485...
    @KingOfMumbles485... 6 місяців тому +56

    This is the strangest origin story of Pepsiman I've ever seen.

  • @101Draico
    @101Draico 6 місяців тому +17

    11:24 why would you talk about dying during childbirth at a baby shower? Who in the writing room read the lines of this character and said “Now this is a hero!”

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 місяців тому +2

      I think they were trying to make her awkward for...reasons.

    • @Assimandeli
      @Assimandeli 5 місяців тому

      As a dynamic character, she should've just ripped the baby out of the mother's stomach and put it in a blender.

  • @CrypticCharm
    @CrypticCharm 6 місяців тому +106

    i think the best part was when the Pepsi sign collapsed and blinded Madam Webb, not only ripped from Highlander with the exploding sign, but it was hilarious
    and when Dakota Johnson thought this was the worst mistake of her career...and this is the woman who was in 50 shades trilogy!

    • @kurtwaldron-e4e
      @kurtwaldron-e4e 6 місяців тому +9

      To be fair those movie's made her a recognizable name.

    • @colbystearns5066
      @colbystearns5066 6 місяців тому +3

      Superman II also had the exploding Coca-Cola sign after Zod was thrown against it.

  • @artistic_0ddball793
    @artistic_0ddball793 6 місяців тому +44

    11:24 1) She's a dick for saying that at a baby shower.
    2) The audience already knows this, so I don't know why it's being expositioned so hard.
    3) How does SHE know this? It just draws more attention to the fact that we, the audience, still don't know wtf happened to her after she was born in the Amazon.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 6 місяців тому +1

      My first thought hearing that line was "Jesus lady read the room"

  • @brackattack9513
    @brackattack9513 6 місяців тому +58

    "Those with the ability to take action, have the responsibility to take action." Comes from national treasure, and is a better line than the crap they gave us.

  • @monobro141
    @monobro141 6 місяців тому +81

    "When you take the responsibility,great power will come" Stan Lee and Steve Ditko are raging in their graves right now because what the fuck was that 🤦

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 6 місяців тому

      Stan lees alive lol

    • @CyberKn1ght
      @CyberKn1ght 5 місяців тому +4

      @@rusteddenial453 Stan lee is dead. He died in 2018.

    • @rusteddenial453
      @rusteddenial453 5 місяців тому

      @@CyberKn1ght …..what?

    • @SinisterBlitzo9
      @SinisterBlitzo9 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@rusteddenial453I'm sorry you had to learn it this way young one..

  • @TheZeroNeonix
    @TheZeroNeonix 6 місяців тому +46

    I'd honestly take a Pepsi Man movie adaptation over this.

    • @genkaiba15
      @genkaiba15 6 місяців тому +5

      I think I may love you. 😂

    • @TheZeroNeonix
      @TheZeroNeonix 6 місяців тому

      @@genkaiba15 - I'm single. Let's get married. lol
      In Minecraft.

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 6 місяців тому +8

      Who wouldn’t rather have Pepsiman back? He’s an awesome mascot, and since he can’t say anything he can’t deliver terrible dialogue.

    • @BC92Se7en
      @BC92Se7en 6 місяців тому +3

      ​@@joshslater2426He could be the Superhero version of Michael Myers

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому

      What’s the plot? Is he Pepsi personified kinda like an epic version of Food Fight?

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado3430 6 місяців тому +236

    Congrats on the cameo Daniel the Demon Slayer!❤

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 6 місяців тому +1

      I kind of wish he wasn't in "Jump Scares The Smiling Friends Episode" but that's just a personnel preference and the cameo was still fun

    • @chrisdonovan9872
      @chrisdonovan9872 6 місяців тому +2

      He and Melvin, the brother of the joker, are mortal enemies

  • @guillermosierracuellar9812
    @guillermosierracuellar9812 6 місяців тому +75

    Ben: oh it’s my nephew his name is his name is
    Audience: it’s Peter Parker but simingly doesn’t have the rights to said the name

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому

      Me:Poor Peter.

    • @KurusuPanda
      @KurusuPanda 6 місяців тому +7

      They own the rights to spiderman, they are actively choosing to exclude spiderman from their spiderman cinematic universe

    • @hunterolaughlin
      @hunterolaughlin 6 місяців тому

      (Cue Krusty Krab training video theme)

  • @FallenA1
    @FallenA1 6 місяців тому +46

    Honestly, the famous quote from one of the worst horror sequels produced, Silent Night, Deadly Night 2, is the best way to describe Madame Web.

    • @dylansharp8471
      @dylansharp8471 6 місяців тому +3

      Garbage day?

    • @FallenA1
      @FallenA1 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dylansharp8471 of course

  • @cosmicking5024
    @cosmicking5024 6 місяців тому +46

    This has a lower IMDb rating than Batman and Robin. People hate it more than the Bat Credit Card

    • @robertlemond371
      @robertlemond371 6 місяців тому +5

      It’s lower on RT too, Batman & Robin has 12%, this has 11%

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому +6

      The Bat Credit Card is brilliant, can’t use Wayne Credit Card for Bat stuff

    • @sydneyslaughter7163
      @sydneyslaughter7163 5 місяців тому +1

      Yyyyyyyyikes

    • @rmsgrey
      @rmsgrey 4 місяці тому

      Hey, ya gotta respect the bat nipples!

  • @Palidor
    @Palidor 6 місяців тому +14

    People got paid to act in this movie, write this movie, and film this movie.

  • @cyber-thundr_
    @cyber-thundr_ 6 місяців тому +105

    This is a movie where Disney should look at it & finally tell Sony “that’s it! No more with Spider-Man characters after Beyond The Spider-Verse. Give them back to Marvel, you guys suck now.”

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 6 місяців тому +21

      They have no say on what Sony does with these characters. It's only when it pertains to Spiderman where they seem more involved.

    • @CineMasterDamian
      @CineMasterDamian 6 місяців тому +6

      Like they're doing any better

    • @malikpierre-louis3343
      @malikpierre-louis3343 6 місяців тому +4

      TBF Marvel and Sony are equally bad at handling this franchise

    • @manuelalbertoromero9528
      @manuelalbertoromero9528 4 місяці тому

      @@malikpierre-louis3343 ...-_-

    • @dylansharp8471
      @dylansharp8471 Місяць тому

      @@CineMasterDamian
      Excuse me?

  • @mityakiselev
    @mityakiselev 6 місяців тому +28

    The first review of this movie I read started with the words "I have to make an apology to _Morbius"_
    that's all I needed to know

  • @goreycinema
    @goreycinema 6 місяців тому +27

    In most of the other media I've seen her in, Madame Web only exists to introduce the concept of time travel or the multiverse. She's more of a plot device than an actual character so that begs the question as to why anyone thought she would make for a good lead in a feature film.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 6 місяців тому +8

      Yeah, a J. Jonah Jameson movie would have been more interesting.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 6 місяців тому +4

      I mean realistically it might be an interesting movie to see how Madame Web came into her powers. When I first heard there was going to be a Madame Web movie I was some what interested until I heard how awful it was. If done well seeing a young woman turning into the powerful mentor character could be a fun ride.

  • @Foreststrike
    @Foreststrike 6 місяців тому +23

    "WhY dId YoU hAtE mE sO mUcH?"
    "WhY iS iT sO mEaN?"
    "What's a paladin?"
    These quotes have relevance across time, hooray!

  • @UnwantedGhost1-anz25
    @UnwantedGhost1-anz25 6 місяців тому +31

    Madame Web in the comics is a oracle for Peter Parker. And probably represents a trope of Marvel in the 80s-90s using old people as guidance to famous characters.

  • @JakeDaSnake54
    @JakeDaSnake54 6 місяців тому +18

    I especially love how hours after the girls get “kidnapped” it’s already front page on the newspaper that guy reads in the diner! The Bugle is truly the fastest at getting the news out pre smart phones 😂

  • @anthonyalfaro9420
    @anthonyalfaro9420 6 місяців тому +38

    HISHE couldn't come up with an alternative ending with this film, it just shouldn't have happened: The End.

    • @jasonpeet6198
      @jasonpeet6198 6 місяців тому +5

      They actually did do a hishe on it

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 6 місяців тому +3

      I love how the animator for that video went out of his way to give Julia Sydney Sweeneys'....assets.

    • @narendramartosudarmo6112
      @narendramartosudarmo6112 6 місяців тому +3

      At least they made the Ghostbusters run over her before having Godzilla stomp on her afterward.

  • @koneheadcokehead4981
    @koneheadcokehead4981 6 місяців тому +108

    You know it's bad when Venom diving into a Lobster Tank feels like a sane moment

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 6 місяців тому +7

      Venom 2018 is looking pretty good right now, tbh. Tom Hardy at least gave a memorable performance

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +11

      And I actually like Venom (2018).
      And Carnage in the sequel.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 6 місяців тому +2

      That would be awesome

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 6 місяців тому

      @@jareththegoblinking3191 😂😂

    • @massgunner4152
      @massgunner4152 6 місяців тому +4

      To be fair venom is always goofying on his road of unjustified violence.

  • @BlueDog241
    @BlueDog241 6 місяців тому +13

    I hate that they made Ezekiel a villain in this movie. In parts of the comics he seemed more morally gray but he wasn't a villain.

    • @mikolenoel8310
      @mikolenoel8310 6 місяців тому +3

      If Morlun was the villain it would have made more sense and given the movie much higher stakes

  • @gabrielmurray929
    @gabrielmurray929 6 місяців тому +7

    I think we've been a bit too harsh on some of the MCU's recent offerings. Also poor Disney a lot of people think everything Marvel is the same company.

  • @scotttrail522
    @scotttrail522 6 місяців тому +57

    My mom and me were watching this sometime two weeks ago, and. . . I looked up Ezekiel's name, and--
    "Ezekiel, in his 50s, contacted Spider-Man explaining to him the nature of animal totems: people who gain supernatural abilities from a mystic link to certain animals. He suggested that the spider that bit Peter Parker was not mutated by the radiation, but actually trying to give Peter its powers before the radiation killed it. This meant that Spider-Man was now part of the supernatural food chain, and became a target for other totems and beings who feed on totems (Thus why many of Spider-Man's foes were based on animals to some level; they 'sensed' Peter to be a true totem, thus motivated to destroy him as they were merely impostors."
    I got this from Wikipedia, but still!

    • @ThisAdamGuy
      @ThisAdamGuy 6 місяців тому +10

      And he helped him fight (imo) the coolest villain Spider-Man has ever faced, Morlun. Fun fact: Spidey took one punch from Morlun and said that even the Hulk had never hit him that hard.

    • @zacharybartolo5111
      @zacharybartolo5111 6 місяців тому +2

      I read the same thing before watching the film. I was like, "This guy doesn't look like a good guy, but he doesn't seem as bad as the movie makes him out to be."

    • @tonyjackson4078
      @tonyjackson4078 6 місяців тому +10

      I hate the Spider Totem stuff. It takes away the lovable loser aspect of Parker and inserts "grand destiny" into his story.

    • @dreamlandnightmare
      @dreamlandnightmare 6 місяців тому

      @@tonyjackson4078 Yep, just more totally unnecessary, completely contrived metaphysical nonsense.

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 6 місяців тому +3

      He actually turned out to be a villain in the comics too though, he had taken the power of the Spider Totem for himself when he was younger and thus was doomed to be killed unless he could find someone to take his place. He wanted Peter to trust him so he could sacrifice him, but when the sacrifice was going to happen he saw all of Peter's memories and realized how he'd wasted his gifts on himself instead of helping people so he decided to free Peter and accept he was the sacrifice instead.

  • @zigslotheon
    @zigslotheon 6 місяців тому +37

    This Ezekiel bloke should have been replaced by Kaine from the Clone Saga because that looks too much like his personal Spider-Man costume.

    • @ShadowSonic2
      @ShadowSonic2 6 місяців тому +4

      They'd have had to explain how he was a screwed up clone of Peter thought

  • @deshawnedwards6412
    @deshawnedwards6412 6 місяців тому +325

    It Madman Webbing Time. 🕷️🕸️

    • @1heKing
      @1heKing 6 місяців тому +9

      damnit you made me web all over the place

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 6 місяців тому +10

    I do find Madame Web to be an interesting character in the comics and even the Spider-Man games. I don’t think it’s impossible to make a movie about her, but it would be extremely difficult and you would need people who genuinely love the Spider-Man lore. This movie felt like it was solely created to please the suits who green light these films and they hired people who have absolutely no business scripting for films.
    This film is definitely in need of a fanscription

  • @jackmack4181
    @jackmack4181 6 місяців тому +8

    I find it hilarious that the actress that played in three 50 shades of gray movies, considered this spiderman flick to be her worst and regrettable one

  • @AJARyan-yn2uv
    @AJARyan-yn2uv 6 місяців тому +16

    In the cinema I work in here in Dublin, we have a Bargain Wednesday where every ticket is cheaper on said day. Madame Web released on February 14th, a Wednesday. So did Bob Marley. Bob Marley blew this movie out of the water. The biggest screen for Madame Web was about 40 people. Bob Marley nearly sold out three screens. Those three screens can hold about 200 people each.

    • @kadosho02
      @kadosho02 6 місяців тому

      Bob Marley film is excellent
      Madame Web.. .. not so much

    • @ulises4241
      @ulises4241 6 місяців тому +2

      My local theater legit had to take off madame web cause so few to no one was seeing it that they were loosing money showing the film to no one

    • @AJARyan-yn2uv
      @AJARyan-yn2uv 6 місяців тому

      @@ulises4241 Big surprise

    • @AJARyan-yn2uv
      @AJARyan-yn2uv 6 місяців тому +1

      @@kadosho02 Ye Bob Marley is not bad.

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 6 місяців тому +55

    Great to see a new review from Daniel the Demon slayer .

    • @stewarthowell6781
      @stewarthowell6781 6 місяців тому +1

      He took some time out of his busy demon slaying tutorials, to slay Madam Webb.

  • @Depth217
    @Depth217 6 місяців тому +43

    Oh noooo… anyway, Jeremy Irons reprising Scar to sing all of Be Prepared was AWESOME. He was clearly out of his comfort zone plus he’s old, and he did keep it lowkey to save his voice and you can tell why they gave the finale to Jim Cummings. But hot damn it was awesome, especially when he was more comfortable on the second night!

    • @dylansharp8471
      @dylansharp8471 6 місяців тому +2

      The hell does that have to do with this?
      And when did Irons do that?

    • @narendramartosudarmo6112
      @narendramartosudarmo6112 6 місяців тому +6

      @@dylansharp8471The Hollywood Bowl that celebrates the Lion King's 30th anniversary.

    • @Depth217
      @Depth217 6 місяців тому +2

      @@dylansharp8471 it’s a joke on how nobody gives a f about Madame Web, but this happened over the last weekend.

    • @Depth217
      @Depth217 6 місяців тому +3

      It’s also a reference to the “oh nooo.. anyway” meme

    • @aronthedev3074
      @aronthedev3074 6 місяців тому

      Wait, you mean they didn't use the "beep repair" guy for that?

  • @drcowbell
    @drcowbell 6 місяців тому +6

    As a balloon artist… I can get over just how ugly and over inflated those balloons were. The balloons in 2000s television were terrible but the price of helium was also so cheap that you usually saw HUGE bouquets of them all over the place. And they weren’t overinflated they were just like 17in balloons with some of the ugliest sprayed on imprinting for some of the dingiest colors. Go watch some episodes of Friends where they are having a party, you’ll see what I’m talking about. As bad as they were, with the quantity and usually decent arrangement of the bouquets they looked SO MUCH BETTER than this.

  • @Artimidorus
    @Artimidorus 6 місяців тому +38

    Still amazes me that someone heard the name "Ezekial" and just thought: "Hrm.. older white male? Let's make him the murderous villain!!"
    Clearly they didn't ever actually read the comics. You're telling me that out of everyone in the Spider-man universe, they picked the one older guy who was nice, used his powers for wealth, and acted like a mentor for Peter and others with spider powers? The guy who was willing to give up his life to give Peter five more minutes to come up with a plan?

  • @Operstanks
    @Operstanks 6 місяців тому +43

    Saw the new Smiling Friends episode 😏😏

  • @dragondaveltd1992
    @dragondaveltd1992 6 місяців тому +16

    6:36 Aah, good ol' Blockbuster Video...
    GOD WE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!!!
    COME BACK FROM THE DEAD FOR US, COME BAAAACK!!!

    • @Coolcoolcooldude
      @Coolcoolcooldude 6 місяців тому

      It's a law when you set something in the 80s, 90, or early 2000s, you have to show a video rental store. Stranger Things, Captain Marvel, and now Madame Web.

    • @genkaiba15
      @genkaiba15 6 місяців тому +1

      I need to play as the special Clayfighters.

  • @sashasavira4404
    @sashasavira4404 6 місяців тому +7

    The most infuriating part is that it has such franchise potential, but it just didn't live up to it.

  • @jackhageman9983
    @jackhageman9983 2 місяці тому +4

    Fun fact: there’s a guy on the subway playing on a Sony PSP and this movie is supposed to be set in 2003. The people who made this movie didn’t realize that the PSP came out in 2005. They didn’t care enough to get the product placement dates right

  • @jessedellross3245
    @jessedellross3245 6 місяців тому +14

    The idea behind the movie wasn’t a bad one. Three spider women destined to be hero’s defeat a villain, villain sends message back to early self, early self tries to take out said hero’s before they can stop him.
    It’s terminator so we all know the idea is sound. Just the execution didn’t work.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 6 місяців тому

      The idea is still terrible

    • @erickamakeeaina1649
      @erickamakeeaina1649 6 місяців тому

      I can see that working

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 6 місяців тому +3

      @@ninjanibba4259 it's not though.
      Two amazing movies used that exact concept.

    • @ninjanibba4259
      @ninjanibba4259 6 місяців тому +1

      @@retsaMinnavoiG except Terminator didn’t rely on the future to tell it’s present story, not to mention the threat had actual reason to target the victim

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 6 місяців тому

      @@ninjanibba4259 that's exactly what Terminator is.
      We see the apocalypse future and Skynet starts to lose, so it goes back to stop the person it thinks will prevent that.
      In this movie we see the future of this guy getting killed so he goes back to stop the person he thinks will prevent that.
      The only difference in this movie is that the time travel is in his mind and not a physical thing.
      Taking action because you know the future from a vision and taking action because you know the future because you're from the future... is more or less the same thing.
      It's boils down to people with future knowledge taking action to prevent a future they don't want.
      That in no way means this movie is good like Terminator, just that the concept can be good like it was in terminator.

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 місяців тому +11

    “This dude’s voice sounds like a Captain Planet villain.”
    If only he was like Looten Plunder he’d be 50% more competent.

  • @wesleyoldham4222
    @wesleyoldham4222 6 місяців тому +9

    My favorite part is where Ezekiel's assistant says she doesn't know how much to de-age them, so she arbitrarily chooses 10 years. Then she sees the results and says "I didn't know we'd be targeting teenagers."
    Also, the line "I might walk the dog" at 7:17 is really bothering me. She knows her only pet is a cat, right?

    • @AntediluvianRomance
      @AntediluvianRomance 5 місяців тому +1

      She might walk someone else's dog. Just like she gives rides across the city to someone else's kids.

  • @bluestreaker9242
    @bluestreaker9242 6 місяців тому +7

    20:16 Why do I feel like this wasn't even part of the script? This really just felt like Doug was just getting something off his chest that's been bugging him since he saw the movie and was like "Ya know what? No! I need to rant about this!" I mean...I get it, changing the order in which the words of a famous quote are arranged doesn't make it clever writing: in fact, it can actually retroactively change the meaning of the quote in its entirety. What my mans is basically saying by his quote is that "Oh yeah, you didn't actually receive the power to see in to the future, you were just imagining that until the plot decided you took up the right moment to take up the responsibility and then poof there's your powers." Except...she kinda DID take responsibility so like...wut...? 🤔

    • @billjacobs521
      @billjacobs521 6 місяців тому +2

      After she was already seeing into the future. So that line makes no sense in this context, and it also makes no sense in general.

    • @bluestreaker9242
      @bluestreaker9242 6 місяців тому +2

      @@billjacobs521 Right? My thoughts exactly! XD

  • @sannicfann3338
    @sannicfann3338 6 місяців тому +7

    I saw this film with 2 friends right after we finished school we were still in our uniforms in the theater. The saving grace was that we kept making web puns throughout the whole thing and because we were like 3 of 5 people in the theater we could be as loud as we wanted to.

  • @akirayamaguchithekitsune4010
    @akirayamaguchithekitsune4010 6 місяців тому +59

    7:24 Peter Parker: (cries) Uncle BENNN

    • @nathanjereb9944
      @nathanjereb9944 6 місяців тому +11

      "Uncle ben what happened?!"
      "Madame... Web.."

  • @wolvepotter5858
    @wolvepotter5858 6 місяців тому +11

    I know this dead horse has already been kicked enough, but Madame Web is the only horse i know that was kicked before production even began so I think it was a given

  • @KimTaeHwan114
    @KimTaeHwan114 6 місяців тому +20

    2:39 What day is it?
    *GARBAGE DAY!*
    You're damn right......😏

  • @dolphincrescent54
    @dolphincrescent54 6 місяців тому +9

    1. When you grasp power, responsibility will follow you.
    2. Responsibility is the love child of power, and you are the parent who must pay child support.
    3. If someone is not going to take responsibility, then they must already be in power

    • @zonesproductions
      @zonesproductions 6 місяців тому +2

      When you gain the power of greatness that comes to you, then great responsibilities will follow you that you must adhere to, no matter the outcome, as responsibility and power go hand in hand when you have them come to you.

    • @dubstepbee6892
      @dubstepbee6892 6 місяців тому +1

      are these actual movie lines or did you just make them up

    • @dolphincrescent54
      @dolphincrescent54 6 місяців тому +1

      @@dubstepbee6892 I made them up.

    • @DracoMagnius
      @DracoMagnius 6 місяців тому

      Power corrupts so it's of the utmost importance you use it responsibly otherwise it will consume you.

  • @calvinmatthews1527
    @calvinmatthews1527 6 місяців тому +8

    The Amazing Spider-Man 2, Morbius, & Madame Web. The trifecta of Sony's failed attempts at a cinematic universe.

  • @thedisneynerd7866
    @thedisneynerd7866 6 місяців тому +38

    Ladies and Gents... This is the review we've been waiting for!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 6 місяців тому +5

      Yes, this is the greatest show! I was honestly anticipating it more than the actual movie.

    • @Depth217
      @Depth217 6 місяців тому +5

      WHOA-OHH-OH-OH OH OH OH OH
      *stomp… stomp stomp****

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 6 місяців тому

      ​@@Depth217 And buried in your bones, there's an ache that you can't ignore
      Taking your breath
      Stealing your mind
      And all that was real is left behiiiiind

  • @LeeroyTheWrathBear
    @LeeroyTheWrathBear 6 місяців тому +6

    I think the last time I ever heard the “Why is it so mean?!” joke was in his review of “The Tommyknockers”

  • @bjayhoward
    @bjayhoward 6 місяців тому +8

    Remember signing the poster for this movie at MGC?
    Glad you finally got to feel our pain!
    -Vertical Slice

  • @WolfRamAndHart
    @WolfRamAndHart 6 місяців тому +6

    Doug's Madame Review/Sketch, makes him a worthy addition to my Pitch Meeting/Honest Trailer/Cinema Sins cavalcade of making fun of terrible movies.

  • @IgnatiusBlaze4
    @IgnatiusBlaze4 6 місяців тому +7

    22:37 ah yes the hero this movie and New York needs, the hero it doesn't deserve... but needs, Pepsi MAAAAAAAAAAAN!
    (look I can rephrase a catchphrase too, did I do good random Spider Tribal dude in Madame Web?)

  • @kingsleycy3450
    @kingsleycy3450 6 місяців тому +6

    I thought the film would reveal that Madame Web used time travel to bring all the girls to the same location, therefore setting a trap for the villain. The film doesn't do any fun thing with the time travel. I went into the film knowing it's bad, and the film overdelivered in that sense

  • @christianruffin1342
    @christianruffin1342 6 місяців тому +7

    20:09
    "When you take on the responsibility, great power will come."
    *insert sigh from CinemaSins*
    Seriously, I groaned at this part when I watched it in theaters. I mean how original can you be.

    • @genkaiba15
      @genkaiba15 6 місяців тому +1

      Someone better grab Great Power a towel or a sock or something. 🎉

    • @Rclarke115
      @Rclarke115 4 місяці тому +1

      I swear it sounds like they partially edited in Cliff Robertson’s voice in that line.

  • @jonmorris293
    @jonmorris293 6 місяців тому +18

    Anyone else notice the Spider web had the Assassin's Creed emblem in the strands at 5:02 ?

  • @job3rg
    @job3rg 6 місяців тому +1

    imagine paying $15 to watch a bad movie when we can watch a good movie here for free

  • @PeterHanson-c3e
    @PeterHanson-c3e 13 днів тому +2

    25:42. It's already gotten 15% on Rotten Tomatoes. No joke.
    EDIT 12/14/24: Now I have heard that Kraven underperforming at the box office so far has a good chance of killing the SSU. Nothing's in stone yet, but I would not be surprised if the SSU is over.

  • @patrickg2162
    @patrickg2162 6 місяців тому +5

    I’m surprised that Doug didn’t bring up Sydney Sweeney’s inclusion in the movie, considering how she’s a humongous star now. I felt like he could’ve done a joke kind of like the one in his “Smurfs 2” video where he realizes that this apparently bad actor is doing a lot with their career.

  • @louisduarte8763
    @louisduarte8763 6 місяців тому +7

    OOOOOOOOHHHHHH boy, it's THIS one! And at 1:12, I just noticed Doug's dialogue being ADR'ed in.
    7:08 That hidden talent? Having at least 1 already-famous parent. 10:41 GAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
    13:50 I can only guess that the moviemakers were trying to convey she has trouble telling the present from flash-forwards to the future, but that's giving them too much credit.

  • @ribottostudio
    @ribottostudio 6 місяців тому +10

    I feel like this movie would've been better if they played into the Cassandra trope of old legends. In popular culture, the "Cassandra character" is a play on Cassandra, a Trojan priestess dedicated to the god Apollo and fated by him to utter true prophecies but never to be believed. This is seen in the Warrior Cat books via Goosefeather, the ThunderClan medicine cat before Featherwhisker and Spottedleaf. His visions were never really believed in, despite them always coming true. From famine to smaller instances. If they had played up this trope, it would've created a lot of tension seamlessly in the film and made things so much more exciting.

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 6 місяців тому +1

      Not only that but the Cassandra Webb in the comics is blind. She doesn't do much because she's an old woman so basically all she does is give premonitions to the Spider People but imagine a blind Spider Person in active duty. Like Daredevil except more creepy

  • @scespinosab
    @scespinosab 11 днів тому +2

    You know a movie is bad when the ADR in the opening skit of a review is better than in the movie itself.

  • @wingedblogger7265
    @wingedblogger7265 6 місяців тому +3

    By the way about the antagonist.. The whole point of him is that he chases threateningly while walking, but then he gets hit by some vehicle, then he gets up and starts walking AGAIN and gets hit by some vehicle AGAIN, that's pretty much the whole point of him..

    • @drewski4u
      @drewski4u 5 місяців тому

      @@wingedblogger7265 so basically he’s like either
      A) Jason voorhees in Jason lives
      Or:
      B) the kingpin in the Hawkeye finale

  • @OmegaX9
    @OmegaX9 6 місяців тому +6

    As poorly as most of the characters were mishandled in this, I feel like Ezekiel got the shaft more than anyone else. This is a character who in the comics was trying to help Peter Parker deal with Morlun, an enemy who was basically Morbius if he was almost Hulk-level strong and Terminator-level obsessed with killing Peter. Hell, Morlun actually KILLED Peter at one point, and he came from an entire family of people who hunted Spider-people across dimensions. This was the original Spider-Verse, and they could’ve used this movie to connect their live action to the Miles Morales flicks.
    On the other hand the comics also made Aunt May Peter’s biological mother, so I guess this movie could’ve actually been worse? Unless that’s Peter’s superspy sister…comics are weird.

    • @dylansharp8471
      @dylansharp8471 6 місяців тому

      "On the other hand the comics also made Aunt May Peter’s biological mother"
      Trouble?

  • @karelsmith-sx4qn
    @karelsmith-sx4qn 6 місяців тому +9

    With corporate incompetence, comes Sony's Spider-Man Cinematic Universe.

  • @blueraccoon1088
    @blueraccoon1088 6 місяців тому +8

    Hey DougI'm going the store anything you want?
    Doug: 2:23
    Okay I'll be back

  • @findyourcenterbbc8483
    @findyourcenterbbc8483 Місяць тому +3

    If your all wondering why this was set in 2003, its literaly so they could have toxic by Britney Spears, play digetically.

  • @carlosalmonacid8958
    @carlosalmonacid8958 6 днів тому +1

    1:42 If they screw up Stegron, all hope is lost. He’s a stegosaurus man who wants to turn humanity into dinosaur people. That could be earnestly entertaining at least.

  • @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831
    @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831 6 місяців тому +9

    This movie doesn’t make me ashamed to be a Marvel fan, but this movie made me ashamed to be a Spider-Man fan.

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому

      And as a Marvel/Spider-Man fan,
      I hate that.

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 6 місяців тому +4

      The state of the MCU in recent years makes me ashamed to call myself a Marvel fan

    • @jeuryrabassa4724
      @jeuryrabassa4724 6 місяців тому +2

      @tristanhartup4936 Not as ashaming as being called a DC fan with the DCEU, though.
      Which is way much worse.

    • @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831
      @thisprofilepicisakittyboi9831 6 місяців тому

      @@tristanhartup4936 just the MCU? Not the entire Marvel brand?

    • @tristanhartup4936
      @tristanhartup4936 2 місяці тому

      @@jeuryrabassa4724 It's actually you DC fans that make me ashamed to call myself a DC fan, it's like me calling myself that is saying "I willingly associate myself with people like these", same thing with Star Wars fans.