I'm Gonna Touch You
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- Опубліковано 27 січ 2024
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The Video game of all time
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Karma: @KingOfKarma Edited this one
SemperPie: @semperpie - Ігри
“Thank you Kneegore” - Pyrocynical
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Hairlinechinical
This is truly a touching little people moment of all time
@@bunkfrunkschlunkdunkgunkmo8109 Stephen Hawking couldn't touch anyone! He can barely move his face!
10:45
pyro falling in the water in first person be like 'so guys we did it'
We reached a quarter million of subscribers
@@Crusader316 Two hundred and fifty thousand subscribers and still growing.
Pyro saying “I’m gonna touch you” for 10 mins is bringing back grooming allegations flashbacks
@@garretthberne3035the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal,
@@garretthberne3035the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal,
Love how this game makes you think you did the final obstacle but it makes you do another one 2 times bigger as the last
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
@@Beanzopsok
@@Beanzopsgood game/s
@@EyyyTone fr
@@Beanzops racism
This is How Much the Maker of MLG Teletubbis has Changed
*He Should return to his old slop
Eh
10:39 The return of 2016 Pyro
lmao true
So guys...
dam really fell off only 2 views
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10:40 respect for the hero 🙏
Well the biggest difference between this and getting over it is that this has an actual proper difficulty curve (and no i don't count how far you can fall as difficulty that's just how much you get punished for failing)
Oh also due to the fact that there are a lot of levels instead one giant one means that you can get the satisfaction of completing a level and not have to worry about completely losing your progress
Nobody tell Pyro about the late game mountains lmao
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
Hes gonna hate doing the advanced peaks, like great gaol
53 minutes in miss uses a rope proceeds to forget where he went in-order to reach that point spends 23 minutes finding another route an falling again :3 @@recreal3628
@recreal3628 Oh boy, he's gonna hate the final mountain
"climbing this mountain was a mistake" just like clicking on any Pyro video
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
@@Beanzops okay
I'm currently gooning to that tyranid pfp
He changed the title
"This is just like Einstein having an apple fall on his head" good job pyro as smart as ever XD
eureka basic parkour knowledge
This has become my 2023 game of the year. It is a brutally hard game, but it has never felt slapped together or phoned in. I usually pick my game of the year by how unique a game is while being fun, I've never played a game that has made me feel like this game has and still be so fun.
Goty? Its only fucking january..../s
Yea bro 2023 is over too late somebody call the wahhhhmbulance
@Crusader316 I said 2023, not 2024. Reading is fundamental.
@@theratmaid Guy thinks pyro viewers can read
@@theratmaid WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
Oh thank god, the WAHHHmbulance is on the way. CALM DOWN MAAM, the feelings police are surely not far behind them.
Peaks of Yore Mom
Peaks of vore
14:29 "So, guys, we did it" moment
Sometime, I worried about pyro's mental health but this stream was really fun tbh
10:47 this bait is pure gold
It’s just a British thing, we are all insane and make dark jokes
Genuinely would love seeing this become a series
The glazing is unreal
No one cares tubs
@@foog9135fun police
@@earthboundonquestfun police
Yea why dont you buy it
I have a strat for the birds: if you accidentally hit one, keep both hands on 2 different rocks, they only come after one hand or both if you are holding onto one rock with both hands, and while you do this, if you get far away from the birds rock, they stop coping and stop attacking you :) happy clibing
weenie move
Or: Get past the bird, put in a rope, rappel down and away from the area, then climb back up after it lands. No more bird, free to go on your merry way.
The biggest obstacle of this video was Pyro avoiding the ban hammer after unintentionally saying the n word
lol 😂
Pyro really malding over chat not telling him something that was very clearly explained in-game
I got to say, I enjoy this type of format more than the usual.
The comments from the chat was a lot more bearable as well.
Thank you pyro, very cool
Pyro never fails to make me want to Unalive myself
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
LOLZ good one, he said unalive himself xD. Can I post this to R/funny
Pyro's fans never fail to be unfunny
Same
Do it you fraud
It's been 2 minutes pyro. We're hungry and need more slop
Just so you know Beanzops plays Pokémon Black and White 🤯
@pitivan3895 Who?
Pyro fans never fail to repeat the joke
Originality would mean effort
Pyro fans never fail to repeat the joke
10:47 he just had the worst panic attack of his life 😂😂😂
hairline hobb never fails to darken our days 😊
Pyrochinical doesn’t know I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
best comment on the pyroslop channel yet
We dont care at all@@Beanzops
@@rexxe001 and? I clearly didn’t ask..
@@Beanzopswho?
Damn, he includes the laugh to my donation at 18:00, but not the donation itself. There goes my stab at infinitesimally small e-fame.
So the editor just put it in without context? Weird. What did your dono say?
Pyro hit the webcam so hard it started cooking him comfort food like a battered wife
if it showed him candy or pastries it would be his battered child cooking
I think this is a great time to come out about an event that happened in a Birmingham alley on August 18th, 2022: Pyro touched me after tricking me into using a Gamersupps enema. He started spooning me in the dark corner of at the end of the alley while I had my trousers down to my ankles. His chin peered over my shoulder as he whispered into my ear, "nobody will believe you, hehe." I can't go on any further without the presence of my guidance counselor. Thanks for being sensitive to my story. (Jk pyrochinical)
weenie man up
Doing everything in his power to avoid Petscop 2
witnessing pyro's loud = funny phase live
23:10 Bro missed his physics classes during high school 💀
I know we all joke that the Pyro live channel is just slop but I genuinely really enjoy these videos man, love you as a creator and hope you keep making more awesome things!
is he streaming in his kitchen or why does it sound like he's smashing pots and pans every time he rages
everyone says “Thank you kneegore” but nobody says “this is like when albert einstein had the apple fall on his head”
i love watching pyro play rage games so much and does anyone know if he has done fear and hunger or if he plans to?
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
Yeah he’s mentioned he’ll stream it eventually for the main channel vid
dam everyone getting the same recommendations
he's gonna make a worthless video essay on it
Yeah its so entertaining... but if he rage too much too often, hes gonna lose it completly and thats it with content 😂
love the slop pyro, love how far youve come from mlg tellitubbies, so proud
Pyro is the only UA-camr in my 10+ years on the site constantly making me like the content.
I'm glad we're getting some more gaming content on the slop channel, it actually makes me want to subscribe.
Peaks of Vore
underrated comment
The Knee Gore name fail. Just priceless
Let's all thanks "Kneegore" for his valuable effort to ban pyro.
Unironically, this is really good. Keep playing this
that was like the one good glados donation i've seen in months
actually great editing
This was high tier entertainment stream, I loved it.
I love how this is the first actual video that doesn't have an unbelievable amount of people saying ''Pyro really touched''
for yall looking for the funny n-word bit its 10:38
The Spanish n word isn't meant to be a slur the white folks did tho
We might have My Response 2 if Pyro keeps making vids like these
Truly a headset mic moment of all time.
pyro is just slowly going mental
Bro Thinks He is a Instagram Commenter with That Title.
Yes pls play through the whole game i enjoyed it alot
I’m not joking when I say this is my favorite game that released in 2023 (so far. I still plan to play baldurs gate, FF16, and Lies of P)
In this video, Pyrocynical slings rope on a multitude of large objects. Thanks for the consistency, Pyro!
This game is great. After I beat one of the advanced maps I was genuinely afraid to walk to close to a ledge.
i like the gaming slop
you def should make more videos on this, its a fun game to watch
I'm starting to believe this entire channel's purpose is to show a man's sanity slowly going down the gutter as a consequence of everything happening to him. Basically a horror ARG experience in the form of a gaming stream channel.
The game is genuinely fun when you get the hang of it and don't think of it as rage bait. Honestly the best part for me personally is completing the challenges and enjoying the silly rewards that make the game easier and whatnot like the smoking pipe and wings for some really goofy experiences.
same im on the last peak its rlly fun and i wish they updated the game more
I like when Pyro uploads.
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
it’s okay
My brother choosing that barber was a mistake
who knew watching the funni british man rage at inanemate rocks would be so hilarious
This game makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs, I love it so much.
Bro why is his chin look like he is the reincarnated version of king Charles V
Obscure historical insult but I love it
Wait, a rage game with an actual difficulty curve? Impossible. Devs forgot how to do that years ago.
The first Pyrocynical notification i get in a while is this video. I dont know how to feel about this.
Now it might sound wild, but this game makes me belive that the developer wanted to adapt vr climbing games to the flat screen. Climbing is from "the climb", and cleaning the equipment is from "into the radius".
0:07 JUMPSCARE WARNING
We need the sequel NOW
This would your first gameplay series since the modded Black Mesa hat series.
this is truly the future of gaming
Happiest pyro stream
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯
When I first saw MLG teletubbies in middle school, I never could’ve imagined that the 30,000 subscriber channel would grow the way it did both figuratively and literally.
please make more these are hilarious
This is the content my brain craves. It tastes like a dish of mercury and bromide
Hey remember when pyro wasn't such a brain rotted muppet? stay winning OG pyro fans
Now we just have to see pyro rage at real rock climbing, that would be one funny bouldering bobat Collab.
He was on the same rope for 2 hours, average Ellen DeGeneres Gameplay.
I feel like you really want this to be a series cuz this feels like premium slop
have never been more aggravated watching someone fiddle with controls haha
"In ya bum" me during that stream
Hey Pyro I really appreciate the notification just titled “I’m gonna touch you”. Didn’t make me shit myself or anything
yet another classic pyro incident
god forbid he reaches the icepicks
10:38 my favorite part of the video
I hope he finishes the game, i loved watching this
Played the demo on while back, knew it had potential. But this much potential?
Me sitting down to relax while playing the most stressful game imaginable.
Me ending my stressful day by relaxing and playing a game designed to make me unfathomably angry.
thank you knee gore
1:41 Good music choice :D
love seeing pyro’s mental breakdown caught on camera 💯
slept to this
Part 2 NOW!
they call pyro a modern day moses because he pards his hairline like the red sea
2016 pyro returns
i need more of this game slop boy
the first thing he points out is "you can see your feet, nice"
but then we are the weirdos ofc
big enjoy
"theres only 6 left" oh buddy, you have no idea. . .
Never before have i wanted to Kurt Cobain myself 10 seconds into a youtube video, thanks pyro!
I Play Pokémon Black and White 🤯