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- Опубліковано 1 лип 2024
- Squirrel Stapler Gameplay
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If Pyro does eventually make Petscop 2 he should call it Petscop 3 so he can say he has still never made Petscop 2
Pull a ThanksKilling
What are petscop
Where are the the Facebook.
I am infertile from eating scented candles
@@lpc9929cracka
We need the 27 hour long review and analysis of squirrel stapler pyro
ohno
Tier list*
Why Squirrel Stapler is the Scariest Game Ever Made
so excited for him to reveal its all in le head😊
“Do not play this hunting game”
good to see pyro showing us one of his common hobbies
🦹🏿♂️
He's not feeding the squirrels?
Love the pfp fr
common sloppies you mean
Is this what lesbians do on vacation?
Incredible how pyro can stream AND make slop all in one day
He isn't called the masterslopper for nothing
Making slop isn't hard.
Pyro and chat just bullying each other is always gonna be funny
@@wahtari2994September 30th 2028
@@wahtari2994Car crash
@@wahtari2994 loved ones in the backseat
"september 30th... 1998, the day i will never forget"@@sauldripman2972
@@wahtari2994on your morning commute
Pyro always fails to deliver
But never fails to deliver slop
I see that in the first 60 seconds 😂
i had a miscarriage
@@scrunky8683KO
@@scrunky8683 lmao skill issue
He lost a big fat chance to say ''He's right behind me isn't he?''
Im surprised that he missed something so fat
@@c-love6753right under his nose too. He could practically smell it.
I think Pyro is the only streamer who actually harasses his viewers and supporters. That's why we love him.
pfp checks out
@@samhdxldon’t think you are allowed to talk
I think it's the other way around man
@@samhdxluhhh there's a clash there mate. I don't think you're allowed either
I win!
Every time Pyro tries to read a note someone interrupts with a TTS 😂
3 minutes in.
Starts the game on the last day, screams at someone for uploading videos, threatens to end stream and fights with chat. Amazing. 9.7/10
Show this game to your therapist so they give you a secret mission called "The Asylum"
I’m very happy that slop live is actually posting live content, more yummy slop
A Signalis video from Pyro is something I REALLY want to see
Yeah he'll relate to it well, since he's also a lesbian
@@Explosivevortex Ayo true
Pyro sounds really sounds even more pissed than just cynical to his fans than usual
Who wouldn’t be with such a dead brain fan base lol.
Pyropiss
I dont know why I said that
@@k_nito7954 my point exactly lol
@@k_nito7954it doesn’t matter why; what’s important is you said it. And it’s beautiful
pyro never fails to immensely disappoint his entire viewer base
What a funny joke, it must’ve taken you a long time to think about it. Ha, it’s so funny it’s almost like I’ve heard it 999,999 times. Couldn’t be tho.
@@FSCreations168take your schizophrenia meds bro
@@FSCreations168 says the mf with a table pfp😭😭
@@janbornowski1267 huh?
what a cool joke
I'll steal it
no one will ever know
Hey Pyro, I’m a relatively new viewer and I’ve been loving the content so far, even the slop! But when looking back at your main channel vids, I found this old video of yours named “Petscop: The Best Game You’ve Never Played” and I have absolutely loved it, in the video you’ve alluded to a sequel, but it’s been over six years since then, and I’d love to know if anything is in the works. Thanks for being one of the last modern channels making incredibly well written and researched content for all to enjoy (not talking about the slop here lol), and I just really hope that I can get an eta on a new Petscop, keep on making great content Pyro! Cheers mate!
Feels nice seeing a genuine question being asked abt this 😂 almost all the top comments are usually memes
@@gappy6964 This is a recent copypasta from one of his other videos lmao
@@DarylStreete damn😂😂 I thought maybe his comments were wholesome for once
Squirrel Stapler back in the day was so weirdly unpopular yet known.
Finally locally sourced from the stream slop, very epic
Thank you mr Pyrocynical for showing us this wonderful pre recorded stream of Squirrel Stapler!
do you think markiplier will make a squirrel stapler movie
Absolutely
Everytime "pyro" sees a squirrel through his window he gets the zoomies and bursts throught his window, hence his dedication the grind.
i love how at 0:30 it look like pyro is yelling at the wife
Pyro yelling he is doing a SIGNALIS video while yelling about being beaten to it is all I need to hear, instant like.
Oh shit Pyro is gonna do SIGNALIS? Time for emotional dread babyyyyy
SlopLIVE actually beat PyroLIVe even in playing Squirrel Stapler, beating the last day on Pyro's PC before Pyro even installed his game. A certified SlopLIVE W right there.
Pyro you never cease to feed the piggies with slop
Get a new joke
24:42 this is the moment where Pyrocynical gets jumpscared by his hag wife
This was my first SlopLive stream. I truly embraced the slop immedietely. The instant effects of the slop stream sucked me up and I felt the slop inside of me fr!
I love your genuine reactions.
HOLY SHIT MY PRAYERS HAVE BEENS ANSWERED A SIGNALIS VIDEO🎉🎉🎉(in all seriousness I’m hype for it)
I love that he's not even trying, just like his parents never did.
Great video Pyro! I'm really loving this new trend of playing random games on stream and making videos out of them. I'm wondering if next video you can play this game on the wii called "Smarty Pants". It's quite the hidden gem. Thank you in advance.
I see the pattern:
>Pyro having no things to talk about
>Media cover
>Powerpak talk about horror, surreal game
>Pyro talk about horror, surreal game
Powerpak need to review Petscop fr
13:54
I don't want squirrels.
I want skin.
Give me back my skin.
Or give me yours instead.
OMG PYRO😍😍😍MY GLORIOUS SLOP KING HAS POSTED!!!
Loving the XQC cosplay pyro
loved this please make more of this man
I am assuming that median age of pyros viewers are around 11. This Petscop2 shit has gotten more old than the damn daily slop.
i think that the average pyro viewer is younger than the petscop video
Pyro legit looks tired and frustrated
nice to see pryos daily life in a game 🙏🙏🙏
its really grating when pyro tries to read aloud while TTS is playing at the same time
staples woo yeahh staples alright lets go
Gotta love UA-cams auto generated chapters such as “wife mode”, “I’m gay” and who could forget such classics as “the nutless man”
Pyro making a joke about his viewer's jokes when he actually has one joke. Which is more games than the PS5
Pyro is a type of guy to run through a forest making shit ton of noise and say why are there no squirrels
We joke about how he “always fails to deliver” but now it’s actually serious. He pre-played, Power Pak made a video before him and Nexpo made a “Petscop 2” video before him. I would be disappointed and click off the video if I didn’t respect Pyro so much as a UA-camr LMAO
I don't care much about the others but preplaying is a shitty thing to do
What is pre playing?
wait, didn't he make a video on this game before? also out of curiosity, what is so bad about pre playing? im clueless on the topic
Only the slopiest content for the slopiest audience
The whole 'Ohh X made a video before Y' is getting pretty tiring as an excuse. In the first place, it's not as if he can foresee the future uploads of UA-camrs.
Pre-Playing would've been less of a sin if it wasn't that this game doesn't have any replay value.
Pyro's video of Petscop has gotten me so invested in it that I'm genuinely willing to wait for it before watching Nexpo's. Why I have that much belief in this man is beyond me, too.
this is the slop content we want to see, more please papa pyro
This is so manic. Love it
bro has stamin up
He is malding
watched the whole video and loved it
pyro makes a centrelink joke
Pyro turns around. Sees a woman. Is scared beyond belief even with a gun in his hands.
full VOD pls?
Finally some fucking gaming content
squirrelty squad 💀
4:10 LMAO GASLIGHT OF THE CENTURY
god is coming
I saw the Power Pak video about this
More sneaky snitch in a pyrocynical video ❤
oh didn't know about the bonus score thing
0:34 I thought he was talking to the corpses, like actually doing a bit, I forgot this was a PyroLIVE video.
who up stapling they squirrel
That new day/collect squirrel sound that plays is either from or used by a game called Stonehearth.
The voices are calling from the void
can't wait for the 12 hour essay on this game! Hope it's before 2027 ❤❤
We get stapled slop now, yes, this’ll do.
This is my first Pyro stream experience. Was he drunk or is usually like this? Mans seemed more passive-aggressive than a GF when you forget your anniversary. Quite a hostile little guy innit? 🤣🤣
He's just British, don't make fun of his disability
what falling off does to a mf
Finally a gameplay video
Sweet sweet slop
slop yessss thank you for the feeding
finally some gaming instead of slop on this channel after so very long and you label it slop anyways...
@@rsxramin all content from pyro is slop
Can confirm, this game is a funny little game
This isn't just slop... this is sautéed
Squirrel Slopper
28:33 funniest jump cut
Ah its a good day to see pyro play minecraft
Edit: shout out to pyro for messing with UA-cam algorithm
this minecraft looks kinda different 😮
I actually cant wait for him to do a signalis video of he still decides to do it
14:20 you can tell he has been rotting his brain away with the cold ones boys in aus
Another all in le head game
pre game andy tried so hard to pretend he didnt know anything about the game
Only guy to get brigaded by his own fans
the last fucking person to ever make a video on this man i was waiting for this so long
pyrocynical is the newest jigsaw apprentice confirmed???
36 minutes of pyro complaining about chat
Where the fuck is the slop?!!???? 🥵
end my suffering
pyro playing a video game? unheard of.
Hey! I was the guy who recommended you play this. Epic content, keep up the good work!
Holup slop master is getting us a video of the space robot lesbians from signalis.
It ain't petscop 2 but that's awesome
This video gone through at least 3 changes to the title.
yo pyro what camera do you use
Squirrel stapler slop
This is NOT Petscop 2.
Pyro is unironically turning into a lolcow
If pyro makes a Petscop 2 vid I'll employ myself
I'm on a pyro binge.
The rarest of all Pryo vids. Gameplay slop 🥵
Good to see another gaming video, Pyro! I enjoyed it.
Ah, so this is why Pyro's dad is in jail. What a cool retelling of the story!
Oh, yes, first impression of the game from Pyro, as always