I still can't get over how that review was the first video to come out after the allegations. I remember being legitimately worried that Pyro wasn't going to upload again, and I got so excited when I saw it in my sub feed. Talk about a comeback.
No joke loving the current thing pyro has going on with semi consistent uploads on this channel and the more long form game analysis vids on the main channel. Keep it up man
@spindletea I'm actually jealous of that. Shaving is such an annoying and painful thing for me to do. I wish I never grew facial hair, so I always looked clean. Damn. Le adulthood ruined. 😭
@spindletea Yeah. The only thing I like about the shaving process is that I look and feel so fresh after doing it. But even then, my face hurts like crazy afterwards. Adulthood moment. 😭
@@BionicmanJCD I was taking a trip down the T-Central the other day and some guy with a bag on his head opened fire 0/10 accurate Cry of Fear doesn't scream allahu ackbar enough.
I ask thee, Pyro: bring back alive Hidden: Source with a video. 'tis my humble plea. I tried, yet failed on me quest. Farewell, Pyro, First of His Name, Petter Of Scops, Pathfinder Of Montage Parodies.
Pyro's Far Cry 3, Utopia, and Cry of Fear videos are probably some of my most watched videos on youtube. Something about them just makes them so rewatchable.
7:11 "Look at that detail," he says, stubble grinding his double chin like sandpaper. His drool slides down to "meat," his double chin, turning his fleshy mandible into a whetstone. It is more than enough to polish his chinese katana on. His expo-marker-like fingers haphazardly scrape across what's left of his jawline like the razor he so desperately needs, antagonizing rows of pimples that react like ants out of their hill. His breath sterilizes the monitor as his incredulous grunt escapes his mouth, and the air of his breath animates the monster cans, becoming injured animals dashing for the wooden crag and a swift death. They narrowly avoid the creature who controls wind, but the beast is already complacent. Complacent to the stagnant air curdling the wallpaper. Complacent to his squealing armchair. Complacent about the diener mustering up the courage to break inside. Once again, his eyes glaze over and return to their walleyed state: the details' novelty has tapered off, for he has seen it all. The last symptom of humanity is squeezed out of him like the pimento in an olive. Soon, he ascends to the anime land on the transit of heart disease.
Just rewatched your review for 15th time. No joke, your reviews are so bingeable, a great thing to keep in the corner of the monitor when studying and epic gaming
Meh, dont have ADHD so I can only focus on one thing at a time. I mostly rewatch it to see how much I have grown in the past 6 months, which is a really unique experience.
Pyro's video about Cry of Fear is up there with one of his many magnum opus videos. Right next to the videos by including: 1. The 7-hour review about a British show that I'll never watch 2. The ARG that's been finished for over 3 years. And 3. The review about the funny Gmod Death Run Cube movie.
Still waiting for him to give the devs that money to remake the game and release it across all platforms so other people can enjoy it. Maybe next year.
He really needs to pull a swagger and add loud noises to the donations. That would make the experience a lot different while playing. Not always with horror games but sometimes it would be neat.
@@Trapperknight they are? What have they gotten so far? And is there a video or something? Is it different from the footage pyro used in showing what the guy wanted originally. Is there more information about it that you can spare.
@@AlienFan25 Well he did and update on it currently being cancelled indefinitely on both the ue4 and source version, since they don't have enough professional manpower for these projects. This was from the 30 march 2022.
The funny thing about the double tap dodge, you can actually disable that in the "advance options" in settings. You can then dodge with ALT button which I find a breeze to use.
I hope he included the bit where he was asked if he ever doesn't reference memes in conversation, paused and silently had an existential crisis edit:noice
22:49 i'm genuinely shocked to learn that you haven't played SH2, especially since you are such a fan of Cry of Fear. It's (in my opinion) one of the greatest video games ever made, you need to play it.
Of all those early 2010's titles like Amnesia, Five Nights at Freddy's and Slender this was the one I had to stop playing the most because it got too intense. It's like the long lost brother of Resident Evil and Silent Hill
The sign says "rabbits" "everybody loves rabbit's" It's a refferens to hares being literal pest in sweden while rabbits are beloved pets. Not really that funny ^^
I thought he has already played Silent Hill 2 with all the references he made. Oh well, I hope he'll play it on stream at one point, even though getting it to work properly on PC takes some time because the enhanced edition mod is a must.
Why did Pyro stream himself reacting to himself walking through London while trying to pass it off as Sweden? At least make it make sense if your gonna lie and say it's Califonia.
Please play Silent Hill 2, just picked it up recently and have gotten a ways into the game, all I can say is if you love Cry of Fear you'll cherish SH2, best horror game of all time no doubt.
That podcast that Pyro mentioned isn’t very good. It’s basically an hour plus of Nerd City explaining NFTs through buzzwords and Colossal bullying Pyrocynical for having a fat fur kink. You’d be better off listening to NFT Bros talk about their very obvious money laundering scam.
Hey Pyro, you asked about your stinky urine since you started Keto and I just wanted to let you know it's from ammonia that your body is building up and releases through your urine Drink water, often Let me know if you have other questions
Pyro you should check out a cool horror game called dark wood It has next to none jump scares and is a very scary game if you can you should check it out.
Pyro, I don't think you'll ever see but this video was the First ever video that put me to sleep. I just woke up from my nap and now I'm in London. Pog
Pyro can't imagine a world where Dark souls or breaking bad didn't exist
He will commit mass infidelity if he existed in that world
@Alex Erami I too, love to break bad
Evangelion as well
Because of this, i am now able to call Saul
I prefer one where Onlyfans doesn't exist.
I still can't get over how that review was the first video to come out after the allegations. I remember being legitimately worried that Pyro wasn't going to upload again, and I got so excited when I saw it in my sub feed. Talk about a comeback.
what allegations
@@lobost12 ua-cam.com/video/1C0SckVqH2g/v-deo.html when pyrocynical was falsely accused of being a groomer
Woah, for some reason i thought the video is from like 3 years ago
@@lobost12 there were no allegations don’t worry :)
@@lobost12 people where calling him a nonce but it turns out he was just a furry who likes inflation roleplaying lmao
No joke loving the current thing pyro has going on with semi consistent uploads on this channel and the more long form game analysis vids on the main channel. Keep it up man
me when i cry because am in fear
" we'll speedrun the gun so we'll cut out the british jokes. "
" time for heroin! :D "
"Final fantasy ass haircut in the middle" you have the exact same twink sephiroth haircut
Could you imagine if they actually do the Source Port and they give that woman the ability to kill you
*specifically* with the branch?
18:08 that's funny as fuck I don't laugh out but that really got me
Pyro's cry of fear video is easily the most rewatchable thing on UA-cam.
*Insert overdone Petscop joke*
@@fullaregrets5015 Petscop 2?
and fat cry 3
his 7 hour video is too
for me its max0r
"I grew facial hair" bro looks like he had beard opacity at 5%
I know the pain.
I don't know what I was expecting, but I gotta admit I didn't see Pyro having essentially what happens after a cat rubs off of you.
@spindletea I'm actually jealous of that. Shaving is such an annoying and painful thing for me to do. I wish I never grew facial hair, so I always looked clean. Damn. Le adulthood ruined. 😭
@spindletea Yeah. The only thing I like about the shaving process is that I look and feel so fresh after doing it. But even then, my face hurts like crazy afterwards. Adulthood moment. 😭
@spindletea I have new razor pieces now, so maybe they'll work better. Hopefully it's just a razor issue.
"This is the best ending"
*two dead police officers and a empty gun in simon's hand*
It fits the game's depressing theme so it checks out I guess.
Nah it’s a normal thing to do in Sweden don’t worry
they just respawn dw bout it
if only the coop ending was canon 💔
cry of fear is so good, i wish Sweden was real
It is and it's just like the game too.
@@BionicmanJCD I was taking a trip down the T-Central the other day and some guy with a bag on his head opened fire 0/10 accurate Cry of Fear doesn't scream allahu ackbar enough.
Damn, i thought i was real tho 😔
The fuck is a Sweden
I agree cry of fear is still an amazing game today…
@Текаshi 6iх9ine 🅥 nobody Cares
@@crash4267 speaking true facts
Very
He returns back to cry of fear after a year and then there’s pet cop waiting to die
I feel like everytime he gets one of these comments he pushes it back by like 2 months
@@totororaptors petscop petscop petscop petscop petscop petscop. There i just delayed it by a year
@@xtdycxtfuv9353 you know what I'm alright with that
Really don't care about that game
pet cop
I ask thee, Pyro: bring back alive Hidden: Source with a video. 'tis my humble plea.
I tried, yet failed on me quest.
Farewell, Pyro, First of His Name, Petter Of Scops, Pathfinder Of Montage Parodies.
oh hey its the bravo six going dark guy
I do applaud your effort to make hidden: source alive
but idk man I think it's a bit lost cause if a roblox version of the game is more alive
Pyro's Far Cry 3, Utopia, and Cry of Fear videos are probably some of my most watched videos on youtube. Something about them just makes them so rewatchable.
7:11 "Look at that detail," he says, stubble grinding his double chin like sandpaper. His drool slides down to "meat," his double chin, turning his fleshy mandible into a whetstone. It is more than enough to polish his chinese katana on. His expo-marker-like fingers haphazardly scrape across what's left of his jawline like the razor he so desperately needs, antagonizing rows of pimples that react like ants out of their hill. His breath sterilizes the monitor as his incredulous grunt escapes his mouth, and the air of his breath animates the monster cans, becoming injured animals dashing for the wooden crag and a swift death. They narrowly avoid the creature who controls wind, but the beast is already complacent. Complacent to the stagnant air curdling the wallpaper. Complacent to his squealing armchair. Complacent about the diener mustering up the courage to break inside. Once again, his eyes glaze over and return to their walleyed state: the details' novelty has tapered off, for he has seen it all. The last symptom of humanity is squeezed out of him like the pimento in an olive. Soon, he ascends to the anime land on the transit of heart disease.
B-B-B-Brutal!!
are you okay man?
@@JoelGnzz why do people keep asking that?
Are you okay man?
@@Luka2000_ Ill ask doctor
Just rewatched your review for 15th time. No joke, your reviews are so bingeable, a great thing to keep in the corner of the monitor when studying and epic gaming
the definition of insanity
@@verimus1920 lmao, so true, far cry 3 review started it, watching it at 2 am on a summer night, god damn
Meh, dont have ADHD so I can only focus on one thing at a time. I mostly rewatch it to see how much I have grown in the past 6 months, which is a really unique experience.
"Don't even have any heroine, great."
-Pyrocynical 2022
Pyro's video about Cry of Fear is up there with one of his many magnum opus videos.
Right next to the videos by including:
1. The 7-hour review about a British show that I'll never watch
2. The ARG that's been finished for over 3 years.
And
3. The review about the funny Gmod Death Run Cube movie.
which one is number 2?
@@j03_yy Petscop
@@SwaggyG_2102 thanks
Don't forget the one about a man who fights an entire island just to kill himself!
@@grasshopperwater2405 Which one is that? The Platform?
How did you put the hoodie on with the headphones
Take a shot every time Pyro says "WOOOOT"
i will get severe fetal alcohol syndrome as a 20 year old man
Do you want to kill people or something?
Had a great time being there during that entire stream, hope to try to be there again during another stream.
Still waiting for him to give the devs that money to remake the game and release it across all platforms so other people can enjoy it. Maybe next year.
He really needs to pull a swagger and add loud noises to the donations. That would make the experience a lot different while playing. Not always with horror games but sometimes it would be neat.
ua-cam.com/video/yIEvWhvQGWE/v-deo.html is the closest thing we’ve got so far
@@AlienFan25 if you would follow their discord you would know they are working on a remake
@@Trapperknight they are? What have they gotten so far? And is there a video or something? Is it different from the footage pyro used in showing what the guy wanted originally. Is there more information about it that you can spare.
@@AlienFan25 Well he did and update on it currently being cancelled indefinitely on both the ue4 and source version, since they don't have enough professional manpower for these projects. This was from the 30 march 2022.
The meme on the wall pyro saw litterally just means Rabbits, everyone loves rabbits
Yep lol, awesome funny 2011 meme :)
The funny thing about the double tap dodge, you can actually disable that in the "advance options" in settings. You can then dodge with ALT button which I find a breeze to use.
Someone actually told him that on a previous stream and he forgot
I saw this notification and at first glance I thought it was the Cry of Fear second video
Man's actually daily uploading. Fucking legend
Also, that venessa Cosplay while streaming fnaf security breach sounds hot as fu- pimp chimpin...yeah
I still dont get that no one have understood that the man with the book for a head... is Simons fear of Facebook...
I hope he included the bit where he was asked if he ever doesn't reference memes in conversation, paused and silently had an existential crisis
edit:noice
Ngl sometimes I’ll watch your Cry of Fear video to help me fall asleep, definitely one of my favourite videos
Congrats on making partner btw, huge❤️
imagine saying the phrase “Doomer Incel Wojack” to anyone over the age of 40
imagine trying to explain each of these things to your parents and what they all mean when combined...
Funnily enough, the tree branch only does one less point of damage than the nightstick while swinging faster than it.
Pyro: Makes 2 hour video on Cry of Fear
Also Pyro: Shits himself at all the jumpscares
22:49 i'm genuinely shocked to learn that you haven't played SH2, especially since you are such a fan of Cry of Fear. It's (in my opinion) one of the greatest video games ever made, you need to play it.
Of all those early 2010's titles like Amnesia, Five Nights at Freddy's and Slender this was the one I had to stop playing the most because it got too intense. It's like the long lost brother of Resident Evil and Silent Hill
Pyro's impression of Swedish Stitch is hilarious
I like how Pyro said he grew a beard, but you literally can’t see it despite his chin being in full view.
_"Chat, Heroin is the best thing ever, amirite ?"_
_- Pyro "Totally not on Rehab" Cynical 2022_
19:12
When you say the funny in chat and Pyrocynical puts it into the video, now that's a gamer moment
H..how did you know when you were there?
Joseph sucks, so does part 2
@@thorathunk how does one not know when oneself is there?
I like how pyro looks like an E-girl
The sign says
"rabbits"
"everybody loves rabbit's"
It's a refferens to hares being literal pest in sweden while rabbits are beloved pets.
Not really that funny ^^
Pyro: "I grew a beard"
Also Pyro: less hair on his face than a baby's buttcheek
still best free game i've never played
4:36 POV: you live in Chicago illinois
I thought he has already played Silent Hill 2 with all the references he made. Oh well, I hope he'll play it on stream at one point, even though getting it to work properly on PC takes some time because the enhanced edition mod is a must.
this game really makes you FEEL like a swedish doomer
I already am a Swedish doomer
It's insane to think that your Cry of Fear video came out a year ago. Damn time flies
God I know Pyro would adore Silent Hill 2, here's hoping for a stream of that eventually.
Pyro in this stream acts like we haven’t all seen his Cry of Fear video 10 times
i love how the enemies run it's so dumb and hilarious specially the skinny ones
You had to go back to this game, now that they’ve updated it to make that one automatic weapon not locked behind a paywall.
It was still locked when I played it 2 games ago.
Perfect timing as always I've just started playing CoF on my channel and first thing i see is boom, new CoF video, what a coincidence
I love Cry of Fear, and you're the one who showed me what it even was. I love seeing you play it!
Pyro released his Cry of Fear video during a time where I desperately needed something good to happen and he delivered it.
Daily uploads? This is the most effort I’ve seen pyro put in anything😤😤😤
Why did Pyro stream himself reacting to himself walking through London while trying to pass it off as Sweden? At least make it make sense if your gonna lie and say it's Califonia.
He made a joke about “The Dodo”, this man has truly mastered humour
Please play Silent Hill 2, just picked it up recently and have gotten a ways into the game, all I can say is if you love Cry of Fear you'll cherish SH2, best horror game of all time no doubt.
It’s good to see Pyro just make content that he genuinely enjoys
Really loving the new video probably worth about $70,000
Downloaded it, wandered around and got lost :(
What is the name of the music used when Dr Pernel talks about how simon is doing something day after day?
He's going nuts with these uploads 💜
"I grew facial hair". Cap? I don't see any
He really be doing daily uploads now
You do know that Team Psykskallar sells Simon's hoodie on their shop, right?
Dude nearly had me excited
Still did because funny lesbian
Good to see PewDiePie still uploads Horror games video
6:20
Dream: guys it was a bug
2:48 POV: Huddersfield
His upload schedule is finally stable guys
evertime I watch pyro's videos I get Among us ads
Cry of Fear is definitely one of the video games of all time
Thank you Michael Jordan for this inspirational message. You truly are one of the basketball players of all time
That podcast that Pyro mentioned isn’t very good. It’s basically an hour plus of Nerd City explaining NFTs through buzzwords and Colossal bullying Pyrocynical for having a fat fur kink. You’d be better off listening to NFT Bros talk about their very obvious money laundering scam.
pyro: i grew a beard
what beard bruh
It only occurred to me now that there shouldn't be a bowling alley in a mental asylum
I just started my first cry of fear playthrough a couple of days ago and it really is great
Me who's watched the 2 hour video like 4 times every time pyro says to watch it: "ok"
Hope there will be a sequel, the soundtrack was amazing
Hey Pyro, you asked about your stinky urine since you started Keto and I just wanted to let you know it's from ammonia that your body is building up and releases through your urine
Drink water, often
Let me know if you have other questions
Nice pyro keeping the daily uploads nice
Please link your podcast with Colossal and the others, I need to hear Colossal yell at you for 1,000 Dark Souls references in his beautiful voice
Cry of fear fans when laugh of brave fans come in
even after milking the game so much, we still want to milk the game to hell ourselves
How dare past Pyro didn't know Jared Leto greatest role, The Great Morbidly a Beast Dr. Morbius
pyro when game from 100 years ago has bugs: "WOOOT WOOOT NOCLIP" 😄
I got blue ballsed by this video thinking it was the long essay one.
Damn just look how overreacted this video is, *tHe GaMe sURe iS a MaSTeRpiEcE*
I love how intense the guns sound in this game. The Glock sounds like an actual firearm and not a nerf gun
Pyro you should check out a cool horror game called dark wood It has next to none jump scares and is a very scary game if you can you should check it out.
Love how he purposely cut out all the "AUUGGHH" jokes that made up 40% of the stream
This girl is so cute,although her voice sounds kinda deep...
Too bad she's british
The graphics looks like the old version of may payne. I like it so much. ☺☺☺☺😽
the most realistic game involving depression.
i love the cosplay, truly wonderful, i cant wait for the minecraft alex one
Pyro, I don't think you'll ever see but this video was the First ever video that put me to sleep. I just woke up from my nap and now I'm in London. Pog
I love that Pyro says how much he likes this game but while he's playing it he just seems mildly annoyed at everything happening
"I grew facial hair."
Also bro:
He cut out all the AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH moments, such a shame smh literally crying rn