Joe Rogan Crushes Brendan Schaub's Dreams

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  • @Sloimer
    @Sloimer 2 місяці тому +2718

    Imagine being the one to tell him to quit fighting and go into standup comedy and then not let him perform at your comedy club. 😂

    • @hdaviator9181
      @hdaviator9181 2 місяці тому +126

      Did he tell him to get into standup comedy? I just remember he told him to stop fighting because he was shit and was damaging his brain. Which is true.

    • @Sloimer
      @Sloimer 2 місяці тому +34

      @@hdaviator9181 my impression was he told him to get into comedy but I could be wrong.

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому +27

      ​@@Sloimerwho cares

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому

      ​@@hdaviator9181who cares

    • @Sloimer
      @Sloimer 2 місяці тому

      @@AnglephileSwedenGerman some black guy who shits in the shower and then stomps the logs through the drain grate and then skips town cares

  • @donofthedead8258
    @donofthedead8258 2 місяці тому +383

    Nah joe telling brendan to quit fighting and try comedy only to not let him perform at the mothership is the most hilarious unintentional bit joe has ever done lmao

    • @ysagas
      @ysagas Місяць тому +2

      The biggest gas light

    • @zaypierson6255
      @zaypierson6255 Місяць тому +3

      Of course he'll let him perform.. he just not letting him headline a lineup where everyone is better.. Brendan only will do it if he can headline

  • @kenopsia6748
    @kenopsia6748 2 місяці тому +1568

    Joe acts as if he is on the same level as the comedians that perform at his club. He needs to realise he is only a couple of steps above Schaub.

    • @Hevvvyyy
      @Hevvvyyy 2 місяці тому +22

      Oh bappa

    • @marsupialsr
      @marsupialsr 2 місяці тому +158

      True but as bad as joe's stand up is, i think in terms of stage presence, charisma and personality Joe's routines are lightyears above Brendan's. Joe had his frat bro and pothead audience for his material and was well liked overall. Schaub has none of the above, it just shows how out of place Schaub really is in comedy.

    • @BobCassidy
      @BobCassidy 2 місяці тому +101

      ​@@marsupialsrI'd be willing to bet that worse comedians than schaub have played at the mothership.

    • @Signal_in_the_noise
      @Signal_in_the_noise 2 місяці тому +49

      True statement. The thing that’s crazy is even outside of comedy on his own podcast he is 100% of the time always overserious and not funny…at all. He’s not goofy, lighthearted, witty, or anything like that. How is he even a comedian? He doesn’t have one funny bone in his body.

    • @Fahumsixtysix
      @Fahumsixtysix 2 місяці тому +17

      You are being generous putting him above at all

  • @MadSolar
    @MadSolar 2 місяці тому +705

    "B, I've been wanting to perform at the mothership since I was 7 years old."
    -Bappa

    • @berserk4souls
      @berserk4souls 2 місяці тому +20

      Hand on his heart

    • @pratko-eh5ee
      @pratko-eh5ee 2 місяці тому +13

      The white boy who works too much - Floyd Mayweather

    • @Blernster
      @Blernster 2 місяці тому +10

      Me and Bryan Callen took a taxi from Las Vegas Nevada to California at 3am and figured out a plan for me to never get punched in the face again and pursue my dream of performing at the mothership.

    • @potatoman57
      @potatoman57 Місяць тому +8

      His dad put in a VCR and pointed at the TV saying “you will perform here one day”.

    • @leesmusic1
      @leesmusic1 Місяць тому +5

      If Rogan allows himself to perform at the Mothership, Schaub is literally no worse

  • @Arcanecide
    @Arcanecide 2 місяці тому +987

    Joe crushed all of our dreams convincing Brendan to start comedy in the first place.

    • @chaseparker114
      @chaseparker114 2 місяці тому +17

      The collective comedy fan community needs to change view on Shaub now and just start pushing him, ironically

    • @savagedude9727
      @savagedude9727 2 місяці тому +7

      @@chaseparker114 Nah he's better off giving it up

    • @tylerlittle1850
      @tylerlittle1850 2 місяці тому +2

      Being a fighter wasn’t working either atm unfortunately

    • @williamjohnson9158
      @williamjohnson9158 2 місяці тому +1

      calwmedy

    • @bldbar118
      @bldbar118 2 місяці тому +2

      Dicey Dicey! 🥶

  • @Roberto-de8xv
    @Roberto-de8xv 2 місяці тому +578

    "Step-Mothership" is actually kind of funny..going to assume he stole that from someone else 😂

    • @AngelSanchez-ig3jt
      @AngelSanchez-ig3jt 2 місяці тому +39

      I agree - it’s too original to be Brendas

    • @zoogie980
      @zoogie980 2 місяці тому +9

      I can believe he came up with that joke himself, it fits his style of “comedy.” He talks alot about family stuff ive noticed. Or maybe he heard it once and really liked it idk

    • @basedkaren51
      @basedkaren51 2 місяці тому +12

      Probably got it from one of his friends making fun of his next gig

    • @AMM1998
      @AMM1998 2 місяці тому +9

      People were saying that on Reddit long before Brenda said it

    • @Ryan83728
      @Ryan83728 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@basedkaren51exactly. He's embracing the jokes he's heard 100 times

  • @AlexWazHere
    @AlexWazHere 2 місяці тому +720

    The craziest thing is Joe Rogan being the arbiter of what's funny

    • @tush8912
      @tush8912 2 місяці тому +45

      Right!?
      It's like Hitler being the arbiter of what's morally right.

    • @wuwei473
      @wuwei473 2 місяці тому

      ​@@tush8912but

    • @Lukey22Baby
      @Lukey22Baby 2 місяці тому +25

      ​@tush8912 well not all of his ideas were terrible

    • @s9271.
      @s9271. 2 місяці тому

      Reminds me of that tragedy ​@@tush8912

    • @ianprescott7924
      @ianprescott7924 2 місяці тому +38

      @@tush8912New to similes?

  • @kronictonic
    @kronictonic 2 місяці тому +448

    Joe Rogan shouldn't be performing at Joe Rogans comedy club

    • @imetmikemo182
      @imetmikemo182 2 місяці тому +25

      Still waiting for the day when a funny & accomplished comedian finally calls joe out on his cadence & delivery.
      that shit is nails on a chalkboard & and is, in fact, quite the opposite of funny almost every single time.

    • @michaelturley3457
      @michaelturley3457 2 місяці тому +12

      @@imetmikemo182it’s so hacky, very much obvious he started 30+ years ago and couldn’t ever get out of his style. Also I will die on the hill that gringo papi is actually a lot better than Bert’s most recent special which is one of the 5 worst specials of all time, maybe the worst I’ve seen.

    • @robin3
      @robin3 2 місяці тому +1

      @@imetmikemo182 I could see Matt and Shane getting on JRE again and telling it like it is.

    • @larrygerry985
      @larrygerry985 2 місяці тому +9

      I find it hilarious that he literally thinks he is good at stand up

    • @therealwilfreddierkes9980
      @therealwilfreddierkes9980 2 місяці тому

      Preach. 😆

  • @Simonlee0421
    @Simonlee0421 2 місяці тому +191

    Bert catching strays this whole vid💀💀

    • @TonyJackaloni
      @TonyJackaloni 2 місяці тому +26

      Bert's like, "wtf, I'm on Brandon Schaub's level?"

    • @NeggaNate
      @NeggaNate 2 місяці тому +2

      Should start a whiskey called "strays", so that his black hole of alcoholism can be given tribute

    • @mattlandry
      @mattlandry 2 місяці тому +8

      Yeah Bert is about 100 levels above Schaub comedically. And that's sad

    • @litt1eGproductions
      @litt1eGproductions 2 місяці тому +9

      Like I get that Bert’s not the best, buut I think he’s a hellva a lot better then Brendan at least I actually laughed a few times during a couple his specials compared to any of Schaub’s specials or clips

    • @TonyJackaloni
      @TonyJackaloni 2 місяці тому +6

      @@litt1eGproductions Yeah, Bert at least has a good comedic energy about him and can tell an entertaining story.

  • @TrapLoreRoss
    @TrapLoreRoss Місяць тому +78

    If Brendan announced a show called 'The Most Hated Man in Comedy' and just faced all the criticism head on, took it on the chin. I think he'd be surprised how well it goes down.

    • @sixdaystheatre
      @sixdaystheatre Місяць тому +1

      Lol that could be amazing

    • @jizzman682
      @jizzman682 Місяць тому +1

      Dude that would be great

    • @porks8947
      @porks8947 Місяць тому +2

      honestly this would be the ultimate move

    • @Elogyz
      @Elogyz Місяць тому +2

      Nice seeing you here Ross

    • @natep7411
      @natep7411 Місяць тому +9

      I think you’d be surprised

  • @Pedroepacas
    @Pedroepacas 2 місяці тому +175

    At this point, a Schaub appearance on a Mothership would be a cult classic. Should have had him at the beginning nobody would be talking about it

    • @libertarianpunk8558
      @libertarianpunk8558 2 місяці тому +15

      Brendan is funnier than Joe at stand up in my opinion. But Joe really isn’t funny at all

    • @Belenus3080
      @Belenus3080 2 місяці тому

      I want this

    • @THEpopelonergan
      @THEpopelonergan 2 місяці тому +5

      Yes! It’ll be like the midnights showings of ‘The Room’. Schaub should rebrand as a cult classic. (We have a ‘legacy act’ in the UK called the Ice Man. His entire schtick was melting ice onstage. Apparently he was a big fixture of the comedy circuit in the 80s and 90s and now he’s a massive part of UK comedy folklore. You need guys like that.)

    • @Pedroepacas
      @Pedroepacas 2 місяці тому +1

      Any one of Shane's hipster friends been performing there

    • @orionfell
      @orionfell Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@libertarianpunk8558 Brendan’s standup is terrible but so is Joes. But I think brendan can be funny when he’s unscripted, unlike joe.

  • @howhigh0521
    @howhigh0521 2 місяці тому +152

    OMG tiny rogan at .06 is great XD

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 2 місяці тому +7

      Lol looks like he actually blessed Joe with more height

  • @ryanoliver5669
    @ryanoliver5669 2 місяці тому +203

    He saved him a lifetime of brain damage and gave him a short career where he made at least a mil in podcasting. Rogan's got nothing to apologize for.

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake 2 місяці тому +10

      Not after he got scammed by Kast media, and chose to get paid in a failing stock rather than actually get the money he was owed. EDIT: This comment had nothing to do with Rogan. I was highlighting Brenda’s incompetence.

    • @DirtyDev
      @DirtyDev 2 місяці тому +29

      @@dogshakethat was on him tho not Rogan

    • @ctrodriguez111ent
      @ctrodriguez111ent 2 місяці тому

      @@DirtyDevand many other podcasters like theo von, that sucks o:

    • @holyharlot5222
      @holyharlot5222 2 місяці тому +1

      He's a lousy friend. Apologize for that

    • @squatchit5700
      @squatchit5700 2 місяці тому +5

      ​@@holyharlot5222, these people aren't actually friends. They're business associates, they tell people they're friends so you'll watch their podcasts.

  • @sk86767
    @sk86767 2 місяці тому +169

    The ‘cut to’ clip when Whitney is jus gone, out of the seat, will never not kill me 😭😭😂😂

    • @riley539
      @riley539 2 місяці тому +3

      I don't get it, can you explain for a casual please?

    • @sk86767
      @sk86767 2 місяці тому +9

      @@riley539 short-gist at the time of filming that pod schaub had dozens of youtubers making smear documentaries absolutely tearing him apart, so when asked "who the most hated man on the internet" whitney was referencing hunter moore, an actual terrible human who did very illegal, ethically, and morally wrong things. So interjecting with the assumption that it would be brendan schaub is a well timed off the top of the head hilarious joke.

    • @LakesBee
      @LakesBee 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@riley539It happens at 5:44, lol

    • @mojojojo6400
      @mojojojo6400 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@sk86767yes....but why is she gone

    • @zoogie980
      @zoogie980 2 місяці тому +3

      Its a really genuine and hilarious moment between 2 people I dont find particularly funny. Joe’s laugh does it for me lol

  • @johnjames9359
    @johnjames9359 2 місяці тому +207

    I bet a lot of this is because of the Bobby Lee thing.

  • @ragingmoderate6791
    @ragingmoderate6791 2 місяці тому +33

    That photo shopped picture with Rogan 3 feet shorter than everyone is hilarious.

    • @leer5858
      @leer5858 Місяць тому +3

      It's not photoshopped, all other pictures of him are

  • @mikeshortall4666
    @mikeshortall4666 2 місяці тому +62

    It blows my mind that Joe Rogan has become so huge to both create and destroy careers. From the early Duncan pods to this shit 😂

    • @tapset
      @tapset Місяць тому

      Insane

    • @senseiii3986
      @senseiii3986 Місяць тому

      Those were the days

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 Місяць тому

      He's known 4 humping stools

  • @brosifstalin415
    @brosifstalin415 2 місяці тому +80

    This is all about Bobby Lee. He stepped over the line along with Brian.

    • @Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys
      @Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys 2 місяці тому +1

      Oh you think Joe is “punishing” him for the drama? Brain played to the mothership

    • @Dopeintel
      @Dopeintel 2 місяці тому

      Wrinks was boys with Rogan long before he met Bobby. And hes performed at the mothership a few times since that.

    • @brosifstalin415
      @brosifstalin415 2 місяці тому +8

      @@Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys Brian has talent.

    • @ckrampen22
      @ckrampen22 2 місяці тому +9

      Bobby tells the same jokes since mad tv…

    • @Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys
      @Dirty_mike_and_dem_boys 2 місяці тому

      @@brosifstalin415 I get that but he is also caught up in that drama 🤷‍♂️

  • @AnthonyGargini
    @AnthonyGargini 2 місяці тому +18

    People do not understand how jealous bald men get of other dudes with great hair. Just sayin.

  • @Doctor-Stoppage
    @Doctor-Stoppage 2 місяці тому +39

    I'm not a fan of either but I would rather watch Brendan over Bert at a live show. I have a weird suspicion that Brendan has been catching flack for so long that people might actually side with him out of empathy. Now that the other dorky comedians pick on him because it became popular, it could completely reverse the script and Schaub could develop an ironic fan base. Even if that happened I could see him destroying his redemption with arrogance. But I wouldnt be surpirised if we got a Schaubby Balboa arc coming.

    • @Roberto-de8xv
      @Roberto-de8xv 2 місяці тому +8

      Bert is a top 5 comic in the world for ticket sales & tour revenue. He's selling out stadiums. I'm not a fan of his either, but hate subs & YT comment sections aren't a good guage of a comic's popularity. They turn on every comic that's gets big, Shane Gillis will be next in a year or two.

    • @movestattoo4561
      @movestattoo4561 2 місяці тому +6

      @@Roberto-de8xvreally? Are people hating on Chapelle, Louis Ck, Gervais or Jimmy Carr the same way that they dunk on Bert, Schaub etc?

    • @Roberto-de8xv
      @Roberto-de8xv 2 місяці тому +2

      @movestattoo4561 No idea I don't even know who Jimmy Carr is..I'm talking about comics with popular podcasts. Like I said Reddit & UA-cam hate comments aren't a good guage of a comic's popularity. *Tom Segura gets tons of hate in those communities but sells out his tours.

    • @A91367
      @A91367 2 місяці тому +1

      It would be a massive relief to have Burt removed from stage - by Joe and a hook - and replaced by Brendan.

    • @A91367
      @A91367 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Roberto-de8xvShane is funny
      More aware
      Smarter humor
      Bert is like a cow. The cow who did standup.

  • @DeepSouthEdc
    @DeepSouthEdc 2 місяці тому +96

    I see 2lazy video, I click.

    • @JudySucks
      @JudySucks 2 місяці тому +1

      Facts and if u don’t click, ya bloggbussserrrr

  • @SamWinderlich
    @SamWinderlich 2 місяці тому +26

    Schaub and Rogans friendship makes me believe in showbiz humiliation rituals

    • @jcc3333
      @jcc3333 Місяць тому

      Joe is a gatekeeper

  • @Polimathe
    @Polimathe 2 місяці тому +99

    Joes that uncle that seems like he has good advice but is actually horrible advice for that person because he doesnt know how to actually mentor someone.

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому +30

      Joe hit a winning scratch ticket n is telling ppl how they too can buy a winning scratch ticket

    • @UnityAgainstJewishEvil
      @UnityAgainstJewishEvil 2 місяці тому +6

      @@AnglephileSwedenGerman
      That’s actually so damn accurate.

    • @remixisthis
      @remixisthis 2 місяці тому +3

      He gave Schaub good advice about leaving MMA. He’s definitely made more money since then and he’s not bad as a talks show or podcast host/announcer, just not good at standup

    • @carlpanzram7081
      @carlpanzram7081 2 місяці тому +4

      His advice was great.
      Quit MMA, start a podcast using your connection to the comedy podcasting scene, and then build a stand up career.
      Shaub could be WILDLY succesful, he just rushed it and has made too many mistakes now.
      I mean, you DON'T need to be very funny to be a good comedian, he really just had to write OK material and work on his delivery and he would be set.

    • @kzero1499
      @kzero1499 Місяць тому +4

      shaub is more successful now than he ever would have been in MMA. this dude somehow ended up with two specials and tons of time on the podcast, in what way does it seem to you rogan wasn't mentoring him effectively? at the end of the day he just wasn't good at it lol

  • @Frostybananahx
    @Frostybananahx 2 місяці тому +47

    Gringo papi killed any chance of this dude performing at rogan's club. not even the rogan shield could stop comedians dunking on him after that

    • @areichental
      @areichental 2 місяці тому +10

      You'd be surprised.

    • @leesmusic1
      @leesmusic1 Місяць тому +1

      The thing is Rogans stand up is just a bad 😬

  • @ponx_apex
    @ponx_apex 2 місяці тому +91

    Brendan didn't quit comedy. Comedy quit him

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 Місяць тому +1

      But every stand up fan and performer knows his name. There’s money in that somewhere if you have no dignity.

    • @Scallapaloosian
      @Scallapaloosian Місяць тому +1

      @@bigmoose99 nah his moneys coming from his podcast bitching about how no one finds him funny. His “comedy” is him just talking about how he got his head bounced off a floor. It was funnier when it was in the ring.

    • @bigmoose99
      @bigmoose99 Місяць тому

      @@Scallapaloosianunderstood. No dignity remains.

  • @-xirx-
    @-xirx- Місяць тому +6

    0:07 you're killing me! 😂😂 That photo is hilarious

  • @MagnusGalactusOG
    @MagnusGalactusOG 2 місяці тому +23

    As soon as i looked at the thumbnail i was already laughing.

  • @thiagots85
    @thiagots85 2 місяці тому +28

    Our hope of a "GRINGO PAPI DOS:I SWEAR MY WIFE IS HELLA MEXICAN" in the Mothership dies. If it dare to breathe again, we still have a shovel in hand.

  • @ashhammer2415
    @ashhammer2415 2 місяці тому +19

    "Stop, he's already dead"
    - Ralph Wiggum

    • @marcob2137
      @marcob2137 2 місяці тому +2

      That wasn't Ralph, sweetie 💅

    • @ashhammer2415
      @ashhammer2415 2 місяці тому +1

      @@marcob2137 I'm in danger

    • @marcob2137
      @marcob2137 2 місяці тому +1

      @@ashhammer2415 Now, that was Ralph, sweetie 😘

    • @Spider-Nalgas
      @Spider-Nalgas 2 місяці тому +1

      “I drank blue juice from under the sink!”

  • @johnrod1
    @johnrod1 2 місяці тому +10

    4:00 That's the saddest moment. He said that hopeing Rogan would think Shwab would sell out the mother ship 🤣

    • @A91367
      @A91367 2 місяці тому +3

      😂
      I would fly across the country to see Brenden do his very best at this point.
      What’s wild is all the comics they let go up on the regular. They’re so so so so bad. Brendan is a drop in an ocean of sewage.

  • @SlabCityNews
    @SlabCityNews 2 місяці тому +133

    0:08 tiny tiny Joe

    • @Smoking.Barrel
      @Smoking.Barrel 2 місяці тому +10

      I wouldn’t have noticed a thing had you not time stamped this moment. 😂 thank you good sir!

    • @Showerofjyzz
      @Showerofjyzz 2 місяці тому +4

      that made me crack up

    • @SlabCityNews
      @SlabCityNews 2 місяці тому

      @@Smoking.Barrel you are welcome

    • @SlabCityNews
      @SlabCityNews 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Showerofjyzz I laughed too I know that she's tiny but I was like oh my God

    • @markiglesias6373
      @markiglesias6373 2 місяці тому +5

      He’s so small 🥹

  • @mikep7.
    @mikep7. 2 місяці тому +9

    The thing about Brendan is he’s a fighter turned comic. His original TFATK fans didn’t tune in because he was the funniest comic around, they tuned in because he had a unique perspective and was funny enough. The problems came when he lost himself and tried to become someone he never was.

    • @davidriddell5294
      @davidriddell5294 2 місяці тому

      Bingo

    • @kjaze
      @kjaze Місяць тому +1

      Yep. Now dude is rudderless at full speed with the whole world watching. A tangled curse indeed!

    • @Kawlinz
      @Kawlinz Місяць тому +2

      Exactly. You don't have to be a comedian to be funny, and you don't have to be the funniest when your decently funny and good at other shit.

    • @kjaze
      @kjaze Місяць тому +1

      @@Kawlinz I hope Bappa's ego will let him dial it back and steer into a slower lane. It seems to be his only hope. Dude is set on self-destruct.

  • @chupacabraracing181
    @chupacabraracing181 2 місяці тому +11

    If burnt chrysler is performing there, then they should let ANYONE do a set lol😂

    • @demgphix
      @demgphix Місяць тому +2

      Right?!?! Just tell a story about how wasted you got the other night... boom! Bert's comedy.

  • @Sloimer
    @Sloimer 2 місяці тому +64

    Redbar say Rogan looks like the bald monster from Ghoulies 3 and I have to agree.

    • @nickkerr5714
      @nickkerr5714 2 місяці тому

      Rebar looks like a senile grandma

    • @Roberto-de8xv
      @Roberto-de8xv 2 місяці тому +8

      Tim Dillon once said that there would eventually be podcasts about podcasts about podcasts..I guess that's Redbar is?

    • @dumpchangepants
      @dumpchangepants 2 місяці тому

      95% of podcasts are trash 🗑️ ​@@Roberto-de8xv

    • @devonboyer626
      @devonboyer626 2 місяці тому

      Give it a year​@@Roberto-de8xv

    • @midwestmulisha820
      @midwestmulisha820 2 місяці тому

      @@Roberto-de8xvdude sucks so much haha. I’m not a fan of a lot of the podcasts he dawgs, but he’s terrible.

  • @basedkaren51
    @basedkaren51 2 місяці тому +31

    You really got me feeling bad for this guy. Joe advised him to quit his career twice then barred him from his club 😆

  • @megamob5834
    @megamob5834 2 місяці тому +9

    The pic at 0:07 got me dying… 😂 🤣

  • @DMEDetroit
    @DMEDetroit 2 місяці тому +70

    Joe Rogans stand up is just as bad as Brendan's

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 2 місяці тому +6

      Lol the classic "the blind leading the blind" Joe isn't good at standup he's a funny guy but not standup comedy funny

    • @JulianLeahy
      @JulianLeahy 2 місяці тому +4

      you say that, but then you rewatch Gringo papi

    • @Fantasyremix
      @Fantasyremix 2 місяці тому

      Joe just performs better, even though he is also horrendously unfunny. It would be like if Anthony Hopkins read lines from The Room. There is the material and there is the delivery.

    • @LionHGH
      @LionHGH 2 місяці тому

      Almost. Not quite. They're both bad though lol

    • @Alfhar
      @Alfhar Місяць тому

      No Brendan is much worse than

  • @basedjenny7362
    @basedjenny7362 2 місяці тому +14

    Brendan >>>> Bert

  • @dankbuds-md5li
    @dankbuds-md5li 2 місяці тому +4

    The pic of joe being 3 feet tall had me dying 😂

  • @kingtaco4064
    @kingtaco4064 2 місяці тому +9

    TINY JOE 💀

  • @Anthony_L
    @Anthony_L 2 місяці тому +15

    Rogan is barely funny enough to perform in his club lol

    • @dmb8690
      @dmb8690 Місяць тому

      He isnt funny at all

  • @bfunderb5899
    @bfunderb5899 2 місяці тому +6

    I think it’s inspiring and endearing that a guy who can barely speak English has enjoyed a successful career in the US

  • @zerg9523
    @zerg9523 2 місяці тому +4

    Brendan’s _“Texas”_ tattoo actually says _”Taxes”_

  • @surburous1221
    @surburous1221 22 дні тому

    only reason i love watching your vids is because youre legit, youre straight up about how lazy u are, and you still got the goods. thx boss

  • @seanneumann5790
    @seanneumann5790 2 місяці тому +2

    That “step-mothership, the Vulcan” line is the funniest Brendan’s ever been.

  • @NickCodyComedy
    @NickCodyComedy 2 місяці тому +3

    Its been too long since we got a Bapa vid... still hope you cover the Seattle Comedy/Bar cancelations

  • @tony16991
    @tony16991 2 місяці тому +4

    One down from the final line of defence, guys.

  • @davethomas543
    @davethomas543 2 місяці тому +9

    Is the picture with Joey , Russel , Joe , and Christina real ? lol

    • @JudySucks
      @JudySucks 2 місяці тому +5

      Yes

    • @MotherAlgorithm
      @MotherAlgorithm 2 місяці тому +7

      100%

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 2 місяці тому +4

      I think he added a few inches to Joe's height so he wouldn't look so short.....😂

    • @dogshake
      @dogshake 2 місяці тому +3

      Yes but Joe was made to look taller. He’s a few inches shorter in real life.

  • @RPT155
    @RPT155 2 місяці тому +24

    I hate Bert.

    • @beaualoevv
      @beaualoevv 2 місяці тому

      anime incel hating something. how original

    • @RPT155
      @RPT155 Місяць тому

      @@beaualoevv lol 😂 calling someone an incel cause they have an anime pfp, “hOw oRigNaL”

  • @daltonrheaume3762
    @daltonrheaume3762 2 місяці тому +5

    Love how much content u manage to crank out

  • @colleenann772
    @colleenann772 Місяць тому

    Those pics at the beginning are funny😂

  • @gringopapi530
    @gringopapi530 2 місяці тому +1

    Rogan is the definition of a fair weather friend.

  • @mertmunson1417
    @mertmunson1417 2 місяці тому +3

    0:07 in and I’m already dead!!! Jesus Christ!!!hahahahahahahahaha!!!

  • @Travis89-ob5tt
    @Travis89-ob5tt 2 місяці тому +4

    People aren't willing to buy Schaub tickets. At this point it has to be super embarrassing to make that purchase and be seen at that show.

  • @fliptophiphop1894
    @fliptophiphop1894 Місяць тому

    Damn im feelin 2Lazy

  • @John-Doe-Yo
    @John-Doe-Yo 2 місяці тому +1

    Is this a reupload?

  • @davozz2201
    @davozz2201 2 місяці тому +3

    5:30 Joseph is slowly morphing into Kryten from Red Dwarf!! 😮

  • @alexdonger5816
    @alexdonger5816 2 місяці тому +4

    Give it a year or two and people will remember how funny this whole thing was in hindsight and Joe will let Brendan perform as a gag rather than as a professional performing on stage.

  • @WideOpenOutfitters
    @WideOpenOutfitters 2 місяці тому

    Reachingggg with this one.

  • @Righton23
    @Righton23 2 місяці тому

    That pic of Rogan at the 6 second mark is hilarious!

  • @johns818
    @johns818 2 місяці тому +3

    Dicey Dicey 😂

  • @Jared_Wignall
    @Jared_Wignall 2 місяці тому +5

    Joe started this by telling Brendan he’s funny and should do stand up. He should let him do something at his comedy club, that way Brendan will be able to perform there and we would then be able to see the results of how that performance would turn out.

    • @zoogie980
      @zoogie980 2 місяці тому +2

      What really hurt him is that he instantly became a headliner and released a special his first year doing standup.. imo just about anyone could be considered a good comic if they devote their life to it and really grind out that 10,000 hours to master it. Being a funny comic is different from being a good comic tho. For example I think Joe is a good comic but he isnt funny. Brendan in neither.

  • @Mote.
    @Mote. Місяць тому

    The picture of Joe Rogan at the beginning made me laugh out loud.

  • @kevinmeaney7965
    @kevinmeaney7965 2 місяці тому +16

    I hope Bert watches this, sees you compare him to Brendan schaub and finally gets the picture

    • @s9271.
      @s9271. 2 місяці тому +1

      Gets a pitcher

    • @kevinmeaney7965
      @kevinmeaney7965 2 місяці тому +1

      @@s9271. yes

    • @ziggykorn1
      @ziggykorn1 2 місяці тому

      You people are so clueless if you think Brendan and Bert are even close

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому

      ​@@ziggykorn1ya Bert n Brendan don't belong to any stage unless it's stage 4

    • @TriStar44
      @TriStar44 2 місяці тому

      @@AnglephileSwedenGerman too far

  • @kimjohnultra5144
    @kimjohnultra5144 2 місяці тому +7

    Man love your stuff from Macclesfield England. All the best mate!

    • @JulianLeahy
      @JulianLeahy 2 місяці тому

      lol, we are all watching from somewhere

    • @AngronWasRight
      @AngronWasRight 2 місяці тому

      @@JulianLeahyhe’s the only one in Macclesfield though

    • @jordanedgeley6601
      @jordanedgeley6601 2 місяці тому

      He definitely isnt​@@AngronWasRight

  • @glum1208
    @glum1208 2 місяці тому +2

    this is like joe bringing a friend to a party, and then he and everyone else at the party make fun of that friend

  • @suburbanwhitedad7338
    @suburbanwhitedad7338 2 місяці тому +12

    One of the best channels on UA-cam!

  • @marek9741
    @marek9741 2 місяці тому +1

    Idk why but the George Costanza pic made me laugh

  • @SaltStorm007
    @SaltStorm007 2 місяці тому +17

    I LOVE this title.....💯😂

  • @thetroothhurtz
    @thetroothhurtz 2 місяці тому +4

    INCREDIBLE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHA

  • @Cornmanism
    @Cornmanism Місяць тому

    The face he let Erik griffin and Bryan callan perform……. Rogan plays his favorites

  • @BraveJake
    @BraveJake 2 місяці тому +1

    3:49 is funnier than any stand up comedy special

  • @Rossman7133
    @Rossman7133 2 місяці тому +4

    Yew neek is happy

  • @gagestandingready1472
    @gagestandingready1472 2 місяці тому +3

    I have never laughed at Joe and his friends except for Shane.

  • @gabehorn52
    @gabehorn52 2 місяці тому +1

    Genuine question, have you ever fallen asleep while recording your audio?

  • @annonymous3948
    @annonymous3948 Місяць тому +1

    "COMEDY MOTHERSHIT" ~ Joe Rogan.
    @0:07 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VolvoImpala
    @VolvoImpala 2 місяці тому +4

    The zero tonal shift as you destroy Kreischer is solid gold.

  • @SakuragiLastname9
    @SakuragiLastname9 Місяць тому +20

    Joe rogan is not funny

  • @zozetamad3022
    @zozetamad3022 2 місяці тому +1

    When it comes to bad advice, it seems like the negative consequences fall squarely on the person taking the advice not the person dishing it. The person taking the bad advice didn't properly implement it or they were stupid enough to take it. The person giving bad advice only has to say "my bad" if it doesn't work out.

  • @MartiniBlankontherest
    @MartiniBlankontherest 2 місяці тому +5

    "he originally told him he was funny which is why i think he should let him perform there."
    What?
    Joe Rogan owes him nothing.

  • @volerasphere
    @volerasphere 2 місяці тому +10

    I wonder what venture Joe will tell Brendan to pivot to next

    • @noelramirez1551
      @noelramirez1551 2 місяці тому

      He'll probably tell him to go full Alex Jones 😂

    • @drshin9893
      @drshin9893 2 місяці тому

      Pretty good at destroying anything he touches. Joe just needs to find something he doesn’t mind going to shit

  • @zacharyyoung8304
    @zacharyyoung8304 2 місяці тому

    Bapa performing at the Mothership would be something 😂😂

  • @sp1200M3D
    @sp1200M3D 2 місяці тому

    lol that doctored picture in the beginning…

  • @avb19d6
    @avb19d6 2 місяці тому +3

    I could see in a couple years Schaub becoming more self aware then half of the people who criticize him.

    • @zack3799
      @zack3799 2 місяці тому +1

      And takes Rogan down

    • @avb19d6
      @avb19d6 2 місяці тому +1

      @@zack3799 now we’re talking 😅

  • @mauldothelastcrafter8194
    @mauldothelastcrafter8194 2 місяці тому +7

    Every other comedian drama channel is actually negative value. Just gossips that make shit up after they misinterpret social interactions. You, at least, keep your thoughts to shit you hear in the videos. Nothing like "Well, this could TOTALLY be because of this reason I have no proof for."

  • @gh0stl1k3
    @gh0stl1k3 Місяць тому

    6:25 bro you can literally hear him holding back laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @CharlestonGreen
    @CharlestonGreen 2 місяці тому

    It’s weird how serious these guys take themselves

  • @chiligribble8431
    @chiligribble8431 2 місяці тому +4

    I saw Bert was performing at the mothership the other night. It was nice to know what I would not be doing that night

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому +1

      It's nice to know that I could perform at the mother ship, I just need a few mins to put some jokes together

  • @PresstheButtonStudio
    @PresstheButtonStudio 2 місяці тому +3

    I don’t know if I’d say Bert and Brendan are on the same level. Maybe hate wise but Bert can definitely still entertain. Likeability aside, I don’t see Brendan filling stadiums.

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому +1

      He can entertain who ? Drunks with the type of humor that laugh at old ladies slipping on ice n falling, yup them types

    • @PresstheButtonStudio
      @PresstheButtonStudio 2 місяці тому

      @@AnglephileSwedenGerman Heh heh… fair enough bruh. Just sayin Bert fills stadiums on the regular. Can’t say the same for Brendan. Both unlikeable and unfunny? Sure, whatever. On the same level? Nah.

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому

      @@PresstheButtonStudio ones man trash is another man's treasure

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому

      @@PresstheButtonStudio I do wonder how many ppl have seen him again after the first time, just think of how silent the ride home must be until someone says wtf we just wasted our time n money on what? I've heard knock knock jokes that have made me laughed more than his entire act but I'm sure wasted teenagers in college that ironically go to his show just to go not cuz they are looking forward to some great time , it's equivalent to going to a empty bar where you can say "ya hun we went out together like you wanted" but you take her to berts show so she thinks you're not out having a good time without her

    • @AnglephileSwedenGerman
      @AnglephileSwedenGerman 2 місяці тому

      @@PresstheButtonStudio the only stage Bert n Brendan should reach is stage 4 of the big C of the throat

  • @JoeMoss83
    @JoeMoss83 Місяць тому +1

    Standup comedy is extremely humbling, which is why you want to stay out of the spotlight when you’re starting. With that being said, if Brendan really wants to do standup, he should start like everyone. Open mics, small clubs, Kill Tony bucket, etc 😂

  • @ganglestank
    @ganglestank День тому +1

    We should petition joe to have the gringo papi at his club. It’s what we the people want

  • @chandy.
    @chandy. 2 місяці тому +17

    can we all finally admit that brendan is funnier than bert

  • @brendanlucero8585
    @brendanlucero8585 2 місяці тому +9

    I will forever proclaim this. Joe Rogan single handedly ruined stand up comedy. Even without Schaub.

    • @rumbletown1563
      @rumbletown1563 2 місяці тому +3

      Did you not see him hump the stool? He is the goat of comedy

    • @cotycoluzzi5181
      @cotycoluzzi5181 2 місяці тому +1

      Curious if this isn't some troll I don't understand how can one person's act ruin all of a genre and one that requires people to buy tickets and drive to a show

    • @Toki52
      @Toki52 2 місяці тому +1

      What a drama queen.

    • @joshlife6395
      @joshlife6395 2 місяці тому

      @@cotycoluzzi5181 Exactly

    • @joshlife6395
      @joshlife6395 2 місяці тому

      Listen, I'm a big fan of Joe Rogan in general- but I've literally never watched any of his stand up. I know him from the UFC, and the podcast. That said, you are giving him far too much credit as a comedian by claiming he has the ability, and has actually, ruined comedy. I'm a big stand up fan, and watch the good ones- the fact that Joe is sh*t at it, has no bearing on my enjoyment of stand-up and/or my opinion of his work for the UFC, and on podcasts... You sound a little bit like that person who proclaims that someone "ruined their whole day" because they got the order wrong at a drive through.

  • @rotten_banana648
    @rotten_banana648 2 місяці тому +1

    Rogan is nobody without podcast i called him fear factor guy until 2008

  • @mystriddlery
    @mystriddlery 2 місяці тому +2

    Reminds me of Elaine telling that chick to join the army lol

  • @vuvek4228
    @vuvek4228 2 місяці тому +4

    I feel like joe is being a good friend in this situation, it's what brendan needs to be told.

    • @alansmithee4927
      @alansmithee4927 2 місяці тому +1

      Nah Joe is the type of dude who keeps guys like Brendan around to make him feel smart

  • @infidelmat
    @infidelmat 2 місяці тому +2

    They should do a Shawarma roast there

  • @kreuz7sieben
    @kreuz7sieben Місяць тому

    I can't wait for all of this to end 😅

  • @synthWizkid
    @synthWizkid 2 місяці тому

    You can tell the days he talks to his therapist.

  • @chandlerbuben1899
    @chandlerbuben1899 Місяць тому

    I actually think Rogabs really funny sometimes I’ve only saw his stand up once but on his podcast he cracks me up