THE AMBER KING Puts Magnus On Trial For His Crimes! | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #27

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  • @firemaneminiatures1337
    @firemaneminiatures1337 8 місяців тому +48

    "Your Honor, shut the fuck up, you wasn't even there"

  • @vancodling4223
    @vancodling4223 8 місяців тому +42

    The worst parts of Perty and Magnus' personalities is what makes their friendship so funny to me. They're 100% 'that guy' & 'that guy' at the store who are trying to out nerd each other

  • @LiamCullinaneShadowGaming
    @LiamCullinaneShadowGaming 8 місяців тому +27

    Magnus’s defense consisted entirely of “Your Honor, you wasn’t even there”

  • @djbeast2145
    @djbeast2145 8 місяців тому +148

    First Arthur absolutely eviscerates him now he's on trial again, Magnus really can't catch a break

    • @Undergroundtornado
      @Undergroundtornado 8 місяців тому +18

      He knows what he did

    • @diamondclone6354
      @diamondclone6354 8 місяців тому +6

      Is that part clipped I want to send that clip to my friends

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 8 місяців тому +3

      He doesn’t deserve one

    • @albreal
      @albreal 5 місяців тому +1

      Well, he did do literally everything wrong.....

    • @dreadkingrathalos8291
      @dreadkingrathalos8291 4 місяці тому +2

      It’s lore accurate

  • @gumbo821
    @gumbo821 8 місяців тому +39

    Book of magnus, book of lorgar, shout out to guilliman for not calling the codex astartes "the book of guilliman"

    • @Dootteh318
      @Dootteh318 6 місяців тому +3

      *Arnie Voice*
      "Book of the Girly Man"

  • @Aravaganthus
    @Aravaganthus 6 місяців тому +24

    "X is a big fat idiot" is Valdor's opinion of all Primarchs

  • @The_Big_Boof
    @The_Big_Boof 20 днів тому +7

    Pretty sure the hatred between Magnus and Lemon Rust is only rivalled by the hatred between the arrogant swedes and us noble danes.

    • @ogliara6473
      @ogliara6473 13 днів тому +1

      Hader de skide svenskere

  • @mrbreeze3954
    @mrbreeze3954 7 місяців тому +18

    I want to see this format in another episode but this time you will have to defend Mortarion

  • @KAINIVERUS
    @KAINIVERUS 8 місяців тому +8

    Red is probaly playing all the 40k fallout mods in power armour bolter in hand ruling the commonwealth.

  • @MishMashPainting
    @MishMashPainting 8 місяців тому +9

    Hyper appreciate the shout out, fellers c:

  • @happydisaster6703
    @happydisaster6703 8 місяців тому +15

    I feel like a leman Russ episode of the same premise would be real interesting, it’d be interesting to see people defend/critique his actions the same way y’all defended/critiqued magnus’s.

    • @jo_ken
      @jo_ken 8 місяців тому +4

      Probably one for each primarch would be fun.

    • @happydisaster6703
      @happydisaster6703 8 місяців тому +4

      @@jo_ken most definitely, but with leman especially imo, seeing as he is one of the more controversial primarchs, one who many say is a traitor due to his actions during the heresy. Personally don’t believe that btw.

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 8 місяців тому

      That would be awful

  • @mattstakeontheancients7594
    @mattstakeontheancients7594 6 місяців тому +7

    This along with lorecrimes are two of my favorite podcast for 40k.

  • @firebornliger
    @firebornliger 8 місяців тому +37

    "Your Honor, Leman Russ."
    "Case dismissed."

    • @durrangodsgrief6503
      @durrangodsgrief6503 8 місяців тому +5

      counter: leman offered Magnus the opportunity to speak which Magnus in his pity era decided to refuse and damn his legion to being killed

    • @Errtuabyss
      @Errtuabyss 8 місяців тому +2

      @@durrangodsgrief6503He had a direct order from the Emperor to bring Magnus to Terra on trial (which was changed by Horus to make him think it was to destroy Magnus Legion) and told Magnus so. So talking about.. what exactly? How he was suppose to surrender and let his Legion and World be destroyed? He choose to sulk and just let it happen.
      The greater theme in the books is how (most) of the Primarchs never had a chance to avoid their faith. The only thing relevant is how they go on about it. And somehow all the Traitors are the ones with the greater character flaws while all the Loyalists are noble and had never done anything wrong... Which would have worked great if they had used the unreliable narrator style of the old fluff, where everyone is the good one in their own eyes instead of every author having their clear favorits and being very obvious who is the good one and who deserved everything happening to them, even the stuff that happend before they did anything wrong.😅

    • @demo0831
      @demo0831 28 днів тому

      ​@@ErrtuabyssThe Author had a soft spot for Angron though. Angron litterally just spat facts while barely able to string sentences together

    • @Errtuabyss
      @Errtuabyss 27 днів тому

      ​@@demo0831 1. What do you mean by "the author"? There are multiple books with Angron either present or even from his perspective. And just like with almost everyone else his character and abilities change every time.
      2. You are missing the point of what I said. It's not about being correct, but about having a stereotype / template for loyalist and traitor Primarch.
      Angron or others can be cool and correct about something. That doesn't change the fact that he is staged to fail from the very beginning. Every Traitor has flaws that makes him vulnerable to being corrupted from the start while most Loyalists are either (almost) flawless or at least incorruptable by design. There was never any chance of neither vicotry nor redemption in how they are written.
      It's all basic backwards writing where you know what the outcome will be, you develop a bias because of it and miss out on potential to write an interesting, multi faceted character.
      Angron is defined by his (righteous) anger. The empathy aspect that was there (btw one of the few great additions to the fluff. At least in potential) is taken away before the story even starts. Anything that is writen about him will always be just about his rage and how it makes him a slave to him emotions, no matter what else. Meaning he is doomed to fail no matter what.
      Somehow they managed to develop Khârn well while most Chaos characters in general are written like a blunt trauma to the head..

  • @tanker7107
    @tanker7107 8 місяців тому +16

    In the inquisition, we like to say, "A plea of inocence is giulty of waisting our time". Therefore he is guilty, exterminatus!

  • @grumpfrog8602
    @grumpfrog8602 8 місяців тому +12

    Alright, haven't seen anyone mention it. The statue thing. In the book where the statue is described it is clearly a changer of ways, one of tzeentch's bird daemons. Though it isn't explicit, i interpreted magnus reading universal patterns in the debris of the multicolored and geometric shards of the statue to have been deliberately set up by tzeentch to lead magnus down the path to warp sorcery. Magnus is, at his core, curious. He MUST know. Which, as far as I'm concerned, is the emperor's fault. Make a being made entirely of thought energy, its going to want more thought energy. I genuinely believe magnus was always at risk of corruption due to the proximity of his very being to the warp, basically every other corrupted primarch in my opinion was made much more susceptible to the lure of chaos by the environment they found themselves in. I don't necessarily think magnus Should be blamed for the fact that the emperor didn't give his psychic battery man some brain McAfee in the form of natural skepticism. Caution is something primarchs are capable of, but them emperor encouraged magnus' arrogance. Not that there aren't things magnus did wrong, but the statue thing was pretty clearly tzeentch giving Magnus a taste of the power delving into psychic power is capable of.

  • @StudentofNerds
    @StudentofNerds 8 місяців тому +12

    You guys should definitely do a colab with Isyander and Koda. It would be absolutely incredible and I think everyone would find it very entertaining.

    • @MootsTheFunnySwede
      @MootsTheFunnySwede 8 місяців тому +3

      That would be fun as hell 🤩

    • @StudentofNerds
      @StudentofNerds 8 місяців тому +1

      @@MootsTheFunnySwede out of curiosity what do you think their avatars would be? If you made them right now without their direct input.

  • @RSBurgener
    @RSBurgener 8 місяців тому +7

    This is great. I'm gonna need you guys to examine the crimes of Perturabo next! Did Olympia get what it deserved? Did Rogal Dorn rub his success in his brother's face? Should the old woman have kept her mouth shut and she'd still be alive? Does Valrak need to rethink his entire world view and do another apology video?

  • @DaddyCabby
    @DaddyCabby 8 місяців тому +14

    "Magnus did everything wrong"
    Big E TTS

  • @davidmartin5483
    @davidmartin5483 8 місяців тому +4

    I think the reason why they gained a understanding of the universe after seeing the shattered statue is:
    The statue shattered. It didn't brake, what you would expect a statue to do, but shattered. Meaning it instantly broke into such small pices that there had to be a reason why it did sustain as big of damage as it did. Looking at the shards they understood that evrything in the universe has a shatter point, wich if you can find it no matter how tough the target might be, will instatly crubble into shards and be destroyed.

  • @Hewrin88
    @Hewrin88 8 місяців тому +7

    The guy who always says "CLEARLY" could sell me bug spray during a Tyranid invasion

  • @donkeymanusa6364
    @donkeymanusa6364 8 місяців тому +10

    You guys are collecting the Lorecrimes cast like they're Exodia cards

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 8 місяців тому +5

    1:29:05
    Now that you’ve done this.
    You better have the emperor do the Crocodile Hunter impression.
    ‘Crocie, look at this guy i caught. Such a beautiful creature. Let me tell you about this while i handle it to show you.’
    -Emperor handling Slaanesh

  • @revanne5012
    @revanne5012 5 місяців тому +10

    1:03:50 your honour, the greatest crime here is that he didn't ignore Lorgar and kill Leman Russ

  • @dragonllig790
    @dragonllig790 8 місяців тому +9

    “He looks like he moans when he wipes”
    Dang that’s good I’m using that

  • @exquisitecorpse__
    @exquisitecorpse__ 8 місяців тому +11

    A list of hairless 40k antagonists:
    Horus
    Lorgar
    Erebus
    Perturabo
    Mortarion
    Alpharius Omegon
    Every Necron
    Every Tyranid

    • @kelakogreenaddict1888
      @kelakogreenaddict1888 8 місяців тому

      i thought all ork hair is a squig wig

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 8 місяців тому

      @@kelakogreenaddict1888 Eh. I think that should count

    • @TheSniperGTO
      @TheSniperGTO 4 місяці тому

      Mortarion wasn’t bald. He had a full head of lanky black hair like Curze, pale skin like Curze, amber colored eyes, and was really tall and built. This is stated in a number of books.

    • @exquisitecorpse__
      @exquisitecorpse__ 4 місяці тому

      @@TheSniperGTO so youre the um... actually- warhammer guy huh?

    • @TheSniperGTO
      @TheSniperGTO 4 місяці тому

      @@exquisitecorpse__ I guess, if you are saying he’s bald. I guess you are um…completely fucking wrong guy.

  • @demo0831
    @demo0831 28 днів тому +8

    Heres the problem. Magnus is less arrogant and far more Curiousity killed the cat type and Tzeench brought them back type beat
    Which he is in alot of ways that i think people choose to chalk up to arrogance. Not that he isnt arrogant which I personally find a lame way to characterize him. I think Magnus should have just been way to curious and way to willing too share secrets.
    I still love Magnus, I just want Loyalist Magnus because I like Wizards. ALSO MAGNUS SHOULD HAVE BEAT THE FURRY.

    • @Kma99107
      @Kma99107 24 дні тому +1

      Magnus, IMO has always been a severe case of ADHD, with zero impulse control, but when you get to Magnus's age, he should have learned some semblance of control.

  • @EirinsApprentice
    @EirinsApprentice 8 місяців тому +22

    Video title: "Magnus on Trial"
    What I expected: the trial of Magnus
    What I got: the roast of Leman Russ

    • @Wolfbroa
      @Wolfbroa 8 місяців тому

      Always fucken cringe

  • @eddiemaiden4192
    @eddiemaiden4192 8 місяців тому +7

    43:02 “DOCKING?!” Fucking broke me man, that was hilarious

  • @anthonysteer4798
    @anthonysteer4798 8 місяців тому +5

    I'm suprised there wasn't surprise guest Mr40k Bones at the end just to perform the vaporiser on ALL of their arguments

    • @demo0831
      @demo0831 28 днів тому

      Ive never really found Mr40k Bones arguements that compelling mostly because he straight up just kinda dogs on whatever he hates without elaboration. Which is funny but very annoying when he attacks factions that arent doing well because of GW

  • @Richiedoesmc
    @Richiedoesmc 8 місяців тому +5

    Magnus probably inherited the emperors “pride” of knowledge wanting to know everything about the warp and no one can tell him better. The emperor at any moment could’ve forced Magnus to sit down and explain all of the intricacies and dangers of the warp with him, and that he planed for him to be the center of the webway project he was working on. Instead he kept him in the dark and simply used the dad card to try and force him to shut up and know his place.

  • @Mechkami44
    @Mechkami44 8 місяців тому +10

    I guess if Red want's to join there could always be a fifth slot hanging from the ceiling. In Night Lord fashion.

  • @Kxre_
    @Kxre_ 4 місяці тому +13

    Still can’t believe that Magnus went from Thousand Sons to Dozen Sons, all because some funny demon wizard plotter trolled the shit out of him

  • @Just_a_Danish_viking
    @Just_a_Danish_viking 8 місяців тому +6

    Hey im that lokale Dane!! Btw there is an old law in Danmark where if Kattegat is frozen over and a Swed walks over the ice, you are legally allowed to beat them with a sick
    Idk we just really liked to pick a fight with Sweden. Danmark and Sweden have been at war with each other 15 times

    • @MootsTheFunnySwede
      @MootsTheFunnySwede 8 місяців тому +4

      I have mad respect for that law, it's well deserved

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 місяці тому +7

    1:13:00 that image is just peak

  • @CesarGonzalez-bw2hz
    @CesarGonzalez-bw2hz 4 місяці тому +10

    Tom bringing up Burger King UNPROMPTED at 1:25:35 is not helping the cheeseburger allegations

  • @lopesj6670
    @lopesj6670 8 місяців тому +8

    “Your honor respectfully, you weren’t there”

  • @HardlineHawk
    @HardlineHawk 8 місяців тому +18

    Remember Magnus asked Vulcan if he would sacrifice any of his sons for salvation and Vulcan relied with not a single one and then hit magnus with the teleporter/ hammer the magnus said f ur 2 kids with lightning bolt.

  • @I.C-0wl
    @I.C-0wl 8 місяців тому +23

    Your honor, my client pleads oppsie daisies on all charges

    • @D_ucky
      @D_ucky 6 місяців тому +4

      Your honor, you weren't there

  • @silent_stalker3687
    @silent_stalker3687 8 місяців тому +4

    1:34:20
    Since he was kinda using the warp and that is influence greatly by will power and EMOTION… well, Magnus just wrecked something his dad kept secret and koolaid man his way through it to his dad.
    On top of that Big E gave Magnus a vision of his future and what it meant for humanity and for Magnus since his creation. Needless to say that effected both his will and emotional state while using the Warp.

  • @collecter343
    @collecter343 8 місяців тому +5

    For the Shai-tun thing, weren’t the refugees all possessed before Magnus even figured out what was going on? So technically not his fault after he sealed it in his book.

  • @seanallard9335
    @seanallard9335 8 місяців тому +5

    I would love to have Primarch Roast videos.

  • @alexpiercy4022
    @alexpiercy4022 8 місяців тому +11

    If this was TTS Magnus, it would be a shouting match between four unhinged losers and Zegram XD
    Also, “Sentient Smegma” is one of the greatest fucking insults I’ve ever had the pleasure of hearing.
    God bless you Amber King you legend.

    • @mr_JackSchwarze
      @mr_JackSchwarze 8 місяців тому

      TTS magnus did nothing wrong

    • @alexpiercy4022
      @alexpiercy4022 8 місяців тому

      @@mr_JackSchwarzeagreed

    • @Brigtzen
      @Brigtzen 5 місяців тому

      @@mr_JackSchwarze he let kitten die :(

  • @wolfwood8
    @wolfwood8 8 місяців тому +5

    Please tag or post the socials (if any) for the creators of the miniatures of the week

  • @jomojas5786
    @jomojas5786 5 місяців тому +9

    Your honor, my client pleads oppsy doppsy 🤷‍♂️

  • @MaxwelloftheClocktower
    @MaxwelloftheClocktower 5 місяців тому +11

    Your honor, it is not Magnus's fault that his dad put an expensive vase next to the psychic phone. How was Magnus to know that if he rang his dad using the phone number a dude he met gave him, it would knock over the vase

    • @mikaelantonkurki
      @mikaelantonkurki 3 місяці тому +4

      Emperor told Magnus in A Thousand Sons that he was returning to Terra to master the webway (This is true, it's in the "Thousand sons" book), that it was in a delicate phase, and that Magnus needs to stop with the sorcery. He also put giant 'DO NOT FUCK WITH THIS' wards around the webway, which should've been all the hint someone supposedly as smart as Magnus needed to back off. Magnus, the Emperor's most important sons ignored basic instructions and caused total catastrophe for the Human race.
      Magnus' plan was almost certainly not the best way to warn him, and Ahriman even suspected that Magnus' true goal was to impress upon the Emperor how useful unrestrained psykers could be in the hope that he might reverse his decision at Nikea, especially considering that the ritual needed to make this astral projection work required HUMAN SACRIFICE. Even Magnus' own advisors had doubts about the plan.

  • @AxolotlInMC
    @AxolotlInMC 4 місяці тому +9

    Well, dad told me I could catch something, but he didn't tell me what specifically I could catch, so I'll just do it

  • @klogasgames2773
    @klogasgames2773 5 місяців тому +13

    All jokes aside, i love my swedish brothers and sister also #Givebackskåne

  • @itsbarbon9220
    @itsbarbon9220 8 місяців тому +3

    1:26:14 YOUR GOD DAMN RIGHT IM HAPPY THE SARDUKUAR CHANT WAS MENTIONED

  • @jjhh8152
    @jjhh8152 8 місяців тому +5

    Magnus’s fall was plain to see by the fact that he’s the ultra ginger.

  • @PopcornSonata
    @PopcornSonata 8 місяців тому +4

    Congrats on 100k, guys

  • @dillgear7171
    @dillgear7171 8 місяців тому +6

    Love little red man. Also Bionicle vid

  • @MyGreengecko
    @MyGreengecko 5 місяців тому +8

    Magnus did something wrong, but he cant be held legally responsible.

  • @ghostparty2062
    @ghostparty2062 8 місяців тому +4

    19:50 damb well now i want a primarch roasting video 😂😂

  • @OrcWithBow
    @OrcWithBow 8 місяців тому +5

    Lets fucking gooooooooooooookk!!!! We makeing it out of the dark city with this one

  • @underplague6344
    @underplague6344 8 місяців тому +4

    Magnus x Perturabo docking is not something i needed to think abt today thanks 👍

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 8 місяців тому +3

    on the sangy having black hair bit everyone forgets murder (which got its name from the blood angels captain calling it that after getting everything wiped) had black hair due to mourning

  • @hirocarupu8746
    @hirocarupu8746 16 днів тому +2

    I love how in order to defend Magnus they need to drag his brother and his father into the mud

  • @triangularbox949
    @triangularbox949 8 місяців тому +5

    I've been noticed! Thanks Moots!
    Ill look into setting up a proper light-box instead of my cardboard box and woodfiller can.
    I hope they lock up that chili-pepper space-wizard. He cant keep getting away with it!

  • @semondice4831
    @semondice4831 8 місяців тому +4

    Ok, but now we need a process against Lorgar!

  • @killer-ox4rp
    @killer-ox4rp Місяць тому +5

    so basically not only did magus do everything wrong but everyone else too

  • @Capoodle
    @Capoodle 3 місяці тому +15

    Your honor, Magnus is a wizard and wizards are cool as fuck. Case dismissed.

  • @freshjnew
    @freshjnew 5 місяців тому +21

    Magnus was simply a gullible nerd. He's innocent of intent and guilty of the fall of humanity. Case closed.

  • @andrewperrault7238
    @andrewperrault7238 5 місяців тому +3

    26:35
    this episode is just a Phoenix Wright court case

  • @gerald216
    @gerald216 5 місяців тому +9

    The thing about both the dispersion of the primarchs and magnus breaking in to the webway is both are implied to be caused by a primarch. Like chaos was being actively blocked but the primarchs were able to break in because they were not expected to. But also the writers can do basically whatever they want so there's that.

    • @freshjnew
      @freshjnew 5 місяців тому +2

      I think maybe the 3rd strongest human psyker ever empowered by tzeentch would be more than enough. Horus at the climax of the heresy when facing the emperor would probably have been able to do the same and break through all the warding around the sol system and Terra. When chaos agrees on something things get made to happen. The four chaos gods are an immense well of power alone and together they are nigh unstoppable the only hope for the galaxy has and will forever be that they are just as likely to spite each other as any human or zenos.

    • @odinlindeberg4624
      @odinlindeberg4624 5 місяців тому

      Tzeentch was probably strong enough to break into the webway as it was, just that empowering a primarch to do it for him and thus get himself excommunicated would be more advantageous over time.

  • @gplog7197
    @gplog7197 7 місяців тому +9

    I hope some day for Magnus to be redeemed even tho he cant recover his noble shard
    And quick theory what if Leman has been so long in the warp he has mastered rune magic, thats his trait from the warp like corvus
    He is actually a odin and is no longer retarded
    And helped Magnus with the tree of life he was looking for if he sees its no usable on thr emperor

  • @avpman12
    @avpman12 5 місяців тому +12

    Knows more 40k lore than you AND is handsome…so Henry Cavill.

  • @TwojaStaraIFrytki
    @TwojaStaraIFrytki 7 місяців тому +1

    Never expected to see The King in Yellow here

  • @Dablo_Escobar
    @Dablo_Escobar 8 місяців тому +2

    01:07:035 "The plantation" and the laugh after that got me😂😂

  • @simonobrien5166
    @simonobrien5166 6 місяців тому +6

    Innocence meant nothing is the inquisitions line

    • @TeamOneDay
      @TeamOneDay 5 місяців тому +3

      My favorite variation of that is "There is no such thing as a plea of innocence in my court. A plea of innocence is guilty of wasting my time." Really shows how awful the Inquisition is.

    • @simonobrien5166
      @simonobrien5166 5 місяців тому +2

      @@TeamOneDay you have that and then you just have Criptmen and whatever the fuck he was doing

  • @MarkoDash
    @MarkoDash 8 місяців тому +7

    With the way Magnus exited the warp after breaking the webway i don't think he left Terra voluntarily, IIRC he locked eyes the the Emperor and Emps yeeted him back to Prospero.

    • @Telamont
      @Telamont 5 місяців тому

      I think you're close on this, I believe in the book he did try to warn the emp about Horus but emp was so pissed he thought he was the actual traitor and lying about Horus (being his fav son and all) then forced him out of the palace.

  • @andresperedo1275
    @andresperedo1275 6 місяців тому +3

    Man, I would love to play Russ' advocate with you

  • @Dablo_Escobar
    @Dablo_Escobar 8 місяців тому

    1:16:48 I can't remember the exact words, but in the End and the Death volume 3 Garviel Loken and Horus argue back and forth, Loken trying to tell him and make him realise he's wrong. Horus is also upset that Loken is not on his side and he says " your were my son, mine to use/spend, not His". I think those were the words

  • @alexNicoleWa
    @alexNicoleWa 2 місяці тому +1

    Large blast podcast held a trial with members representing the prosecution and defence. So funny.

  • @deforesttappan6478
    @deforesttappan6478 7 місяців тому +1

    I was wondering if you guys are going to do more home brew episodes???

  • @psycokermin3712
    @psycokermin3712 8 місяців тому +10

    #copium Magnus is too stupid to stand trial

  • @bozeia
    @bozeia 8 місяців тому +18

    I would love to be able to exist as a Magnus fan without being reminded every five minutes how much the rest of the fandom ruins that for me.

    • @vancodling4223
      @vancodling4223 8 місяців тому +2

      I mean I love alpharious, perty, and russ as characters and as themes. So I get it. Sometimes I want their flaws to be written better, so they're less of a meme - but the meme is also part of what makes them great

    • @bozeia
      @bozeia 8 місяців тому +6

      @vancodling4223 I kind of see most of the characters through the lens of being a writer. Magnus is flawed for sure, but he is a _fantastic_ character. He's a walking inciting incident and that's what makes him great.
      I just hate the immediate snide jokes and pissing matches that always seem to come up the second people start talking about him. Some of it is memes, but some of it is negativity disguised as memes. I feel like it's everywhere I go when I even vaguely interact with WH40k content. Like, I honestly wasn't thinking about Magnus, or even looking for WH40k videos, at the time when I got smacked with _that thumbnail._
      I just wish it didn't feel like I run into it constantly. It makes me feel uncomfortable, and I feel alone in my appreciation for his character beyond how "justified" he was or how "acceptable" it is to like him.

    • @800aspects2
      @800aspects2 8 місяців тому +1

      As a Salamanders fan I sympathize with you. Everytime I hear an Eldar child joke a part of me dies.

    • @bagelenjoyer3437
      @bagelenjoyer3437 8 місяців тому +3

      You know, as a space wolf fan i was going to roast you, but now i realise you and i are not too diffrent

    • @bozeia
      @bozeia 8 місяців тому

      @@bagelenjoyer3437Thanks? XD

  • @flags5765
    @flags5765 8 місяців тому +2

    "Mook its taking my cake"👁️

  • @davidmartin5483
    @davidmartin5483 8 місяців тому +4

    Easy solution. Don't wear pants. Use the extra boost. That's the shit.

  • @ZanaTheBatPony
    @ZanaTheBatPony 8 місяців тому +1

    Regarding that one Patron Question, I'd choose Chaos to be wiped out. More specifically, Slaanesh, as that'll mean the Ynnari would have successfully resurrected Ynnead, who would've killed the Demon Dick Lady and allow the Aeldari to once again be able to resurrect from the dead upon death.

  • @andarchy1386
    @andarchy1386 8 місяців тому +5

    Magnus shitting his pants ruining the web way project is completely accurate!!

  • @codycampbell2826
    @codycampbell2826 8 місяців тому +1

    Yo boots thanks for showing magnus uj all his glory

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 8 місяців тому +7

    *Amber king r34 search*

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 8 місяців тому +13

    Magnus deserved all the shit he got. But the 1k sons did not deserve to be butchered by the furries done + need more ahriman r34

    • @matt_9112
      @matt_9112 6 місяців тому +2

      True (even less so the guard/civilians on Prospero), but who is the one person that could have avoided the slaughter?
      Magnus, but he decided to just go full EMO instead of calling Russ when he entered system.

  • @Demongordon
    @Demongordon 8 місяців тому +1

    is just me or the first model of the week just showed up the close up of the face?

  • @henrykur2860
    @henrykur2860 8 місяців тому +1

    Man this was hilarious

  • @andarchy1386
    @andarchy1386 8 місяців тому +4

    At the council of nicea if Magnus was on trial why didn't he wear a shirt???

    • @N0TYALC
      @N0TYALC 8 місяців тому +2

      Hard to find shirts in his size

  • @reverendofprimordialvents3985
    @reverendofprimordialvents3985 8 місяців тому +4

    So I wrote a I think 2,000 word genuine response because I am not normal about Magnus, I shan’t put it here even in its paraphrased form because I still have a measure of sanity. I am making this comment though because it did make me realize the teaspoon size that measure is.
    Despite this there is one quote I shall leave
    The emperor apparently believes in abstinence only education

  • @killer-fx7xi
    @killer-fx7xi 8 місяців тому +1

    Don't forget he also turned off majority of the defenses

  • @islamalzhogi8770
    @islamalzhogi8770 6 місяців тому +3

    What is the context of this reel can someone explain

  • @Runner-hd7ug
    @Runner-hd7ug 8 місяців тому +6

    He goes by many names: Magnus the Red, Magnus the Rad, Magnus the Chad, Based and Redpilled(literally)

  • @Stahlfresser
    @Stahlfresser Місяць тому +2

    Lorgar did everything right

  • @hucknanjing1083
    @hucknanjing1083 8 місяців тому +4

    Nah he's guilty IDK if he knew about warp stuff or not. It's like this even if you didn't know what for was you still wouldn't go sticking your hand in the middle of it conversation if you open your minds eye and a demons start talking to you you'll probably wanna keep that eye closed

    • @N0TYALC
      @N0TYALC 8 місяців тому

      Punctuation is your friend.

  • @spooky7439
    @spooky7439 21 годину тому

    They should have let me on that court cause, id have defended magnus to the end

  • @SpookyJackaBoy
    @SpookyJackaBoy 7 місяців тому +2

    what did Vulcan do wrong?

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 6 місяців тому +4

      Didn't finish off Konrad. He had zero redeeming qualities, and not once in his life ever presented a part of himself that could be considered good, yet somehow Vulcan is like "Nah, can't do it". He inadvertently caused so many more deaths because if that shit and I'd charge him with criminal negligence.

    • @SpookyJackaBoy
      @SpookyJackaBoy 6 місяців тому +3

      @@alastor8091 ah ok so its not vulcan himself its Konrad. cool i get it thanks for the info.

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 6 місяців тому +4

      @@SpookyJackaBoy Vulcan let him live despite knowing he was an absolute danger. No reasonable person would think Konrad would do anything other than continue to murder people. If you let a Tiger out of its cage into a crowded zoo, guess what? If it kills someone you're getting negligent homicide. If a prison guard did the same thing by giving an inmate a weapon he'd get the same sentence.

    • @SpookyJackaBoy
      @SpookyJackaBoy 6 місяців тому +1

      @alastor8091 by no means are you wrong but even so would you be able to kill your brother in the same situation? For the same reason's?

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 6 місяців тому +5

      @@SpookyJackaBoy if said brother had tried to kill me and my sister along with all of his nephews in cold blood, not to mention the months of torture and murder of civilians he captured just to torment me, no force in existence would stop me from killing him. For the good of the galaxy, Vulcan should have killed Curze. All the things he did, he deserved no forgiveness.

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 8 місяців тому +1

    Gray boxers

  • @jonasthomsen5735
    @jonasthomsen5735 6 місяців тому +5

    You are just mad because we are the best country 😂

  • @yopoxikeweapescai9066
    @yopoxikeweapescai9066 2 місяці тому

    9:49 exactly what I would have said before speaking about ---, ---, ---, ---, ---, ---, ---, ---, ---, ---, ---, --- and ---

  • @ChaosRampant666
    @ChaosRampant666 8 місяців тому +4

    As a redhead, Magnus did nothing wrong ever. He's only been persecuted because of his hair color which resulted in unfortunate accidents. He is a victim and not a perpetrator.

    • @SillySpudyRocking
      @SillySpudyRocking 8 місяців тому +3

      As another redhead, fuck that gingeboi he ruined everything xD

    • @williamings773
      @williamings773 8 місяців тому +2

      Being a redhead is something wrong.

  • @dannilse2888
    @dannilse2888 8 місяців тому +2

    Is a jok 👍

  • @ChideraAnagwu-rm6xw
    @ChideraAnagwu-rm6xw 8 місяців тому

    Yeah the large man