One of the funniest moments for me was in arks of omen. (Paraphrasing) Belakor: "You will not be the next chaos god, Vashtorr! I will stop you!" Vashtorr: "Oh yeah? You and what army?" Belakor: "Half of your army!" Half of Vashtorr's black legion is the alpha legion working for Belakor. EDIT: Another favorite funny moment was when Kharn was on a rampage, killing loyalists and traitors alike. He's completely consumed in his blood rage. The admiral of the chaos fleet has to order a retreat as the traitors are losing, but kharn isn't listening to the order to retreat. So he orders his teleportarium to bring kharn off the planet and back into the fleet. The teleport master says something along the lines of "Are you sure?", knowing that Kharn will start killing the crew if he's teleported up. The Admiral looks back and knows what the teleport master means. "Do you think me a fool? No, don't teleport him onto MY ship! Teleport him onto THAT ship." he says while gesturing to an escort ship. Kharn gets teleported up, and the escort ship gets towed by the fleet because everyone knows Kharn just killed the crew.
In the Vengeful Spirit, a marine from the Sons of Horus notices that a dying Loyalist commander trying to aim her pistol before expiring. The marine scoffs and tells her to give her best shot. Except he misidentified her weapon: it was not a decorated las pistol, but volkite. The shot went straight through one of his hearts and Abaddon calls him a moron once he wakes up. Transhuman arrogance at its best.
Iirc their reaction after the shot was to kill her first then say along the lines of "this bitch" and disbelief but it's been 6 years since I read the Vengeful Spirit
That one time a bunch of Night Lords were captured by the Dark Angels and decided to use their acid spit to slowly melt a hole in the wall of their cell. Not for any grand escape plan but just to screw around with their jailors by saying "there's a problem with our cell".
That lost arm feels like a Monty Python sketch, but then you remember Lord Uxbridge who lost his leg to a cannonball at Waterloo, looked to Wellington and said "By god, sir, I've lost my leg."
I love every moment of the ork book, Da Big Dakka. It's orks vs dark eldar and the differences in how the orks dont fear death and dark eldar do is great. In one scene they try to scare the warboss they capture with putting in the arena until he dies fighting and he's like great. They're shocked he doesn't fear his death to which he just answers "You gotta die anyway it might as well be violence or at least funny"
A few chapters later, the Drukhari put Ufthak in the arena against a captured Crimson Fist because "haha irony". He responds by flipping off the Succubus in charge and caber tossing the marine straight into the stands, where he starts going on a rampage.
Some of my favorite 40k moments come from Assassinorum: Kingmaker, a fantastic book where Absolom Raithe (a Vindicare), Sycorax (a Callidus) Avaaris Koln (a Vanus) and Rakkan (an alcoholic Armiger pilot) go to stop a knight world from seceding with copious amounts of murder. Here's some highlights: - Raithe gets into an argument with Sycorax and says something to the effect of "go shapeshift into someone who respects authority." - The knight world's main sacristan goes on a rant about how much she hates Belisarius Cawl's grav-tanks. - Rakkan's mother has such a foul mouth that it's rumored her house uses her to strip the paint off of knight suits. - Koln's weapons of choice are finger guns. - Sycorax calls Guilliman a "blue bastard" at one point.
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm reading that right now and I find it brilliant! The way it starts and it's so good, like Dorn being what happened, and then you as a reader start to connect the dots and you're like oh... : D.
There was this scene from Angron: red angel - that I found absolutely hilarious :The captain of the Conquer Kossolax wants to kill the spirit piloting the ship and she is absolutely not having it : ‘And what then, Kossolax Foresworn? Who will keep this ship’s crew fed, its population in balance? Who will ensure its guns are loaded and its furnaces hot? The World Eaters?’ She produced another dry, retching laugh. It left her face in the rictus shape of a smile. ‘Do you even know when and where the Conqueror last took on fuel? Or from whom?’ Kossolax snarled. ‘I will not share glory.’ for reference Kossolax has had the ship for atlleast 600 years.
OK that bit of banter and fart joke with the space wolves. Some people have no idea how wholesome that banter actually is to have in real life between soldiers.
I remember reading an account of some American soldiers in Iraq who were doing a night raid to arrest someone. In the process of setting up to break the door down, one of them accidently rang the doorbell. Supposedly they all looked at each other in horror for a moment before realizing "You know this might work". I know I'd never expect heavily armed men to politely ring the doorbell.
In Betrayer: Kharn: Where is Angron? Destroyer-Marine: I saw him over there eating people. Kahrn: Oh no, not again! Not oh shit its worse this time its AGAIN
From Traitor's Hand (I believe), a Ciaphas Cain novel. They've raided a Slaanesh hideout and stumbled across some rather explicit holoslates. One of the troopers is staring at one and says "Is that even possible?" To which Cain replies "No, and if it were, it would be against regulations." A+ use of reader imagination. Haven't read that book in over a decade and the line still sticks with me. The great bit about the Cain novels is the soldiers have variety and occasional humor. Like when (I think the same book) they see a Khornate berserker, the Sergeant's order is "Big red thing, five rounds rapid!". Understandable crisp order, and absolutely someone holding onto their bowels by willpower alone.
Alpha Legion: come for the memes, stay for the Hitman/James Bond/Mission Impossible storylines, crippling identity crisis, entire legion of corkboard and string theories lore, and the memes!
@@magpieinthelibrary5691 he mentions it here and there - he has overbearing parents who prescribe appropriate career paths for him and really keep him down if seeks his own path
One of my favorite moments is from a recent book called da red gobbo rides again and its at the beginning where the painboy stimma is given an impromptu lesson on ork biology from the old painboy cause he took a railgun to the side And i qoute “ vakka a painboy to the last didn’t waste the chance to make the most of a really horribe injury. Like a schola-demonstrator leading an amputation, he’d guided stimmas meaty hand to each of his organs, explaining what they did, how they worked. ‘Dats da wobbler’ vakka had said, forcibly placing stimmas fingers against a quivering lump of flesh that hung loosely from his ruined flank. ‘It wibbles.’ “
The Ynnari books are great because there are chapters that are from the point of view of the cat. Also, the second book the autarch and the Kabalitte Interactions are great.
I’ve got 2 favourite funny moments: 1 from infinite and divine the taunting of Tryzan over him having a statue and then the follow up of his stain glass window being smashed. The second is twice dead king ruin where one of the sub minds says the necron word for crap and even then it’s slang of a slang of a slang word for it and the rest erupt in fury and one even tries to see if they can delete the offending sub mind.
I have gotten lost in ikea several times throughout my life... i was asked to leave around closing time because I found the gaming PCs and logged in to the groups steam and then was playing Vampire Survivors for like 6 hours. The guy who asked me to leave was actually quite nice and I even gave him the group login... he hasnt used it😢
Tonight on astarties anonymous live from the black library is alpharius, tom gose full ork about shorts, moots talks about talker, aaron makes sad death guard noises
This is like the best mash up in the history of ever. Chrono and the Anonymous podcast in one video is a forbidden wine I love to drink. P.s it seems like the resident Night Lord has vacated the premise. I have a feeling our Harlequins opinions on the Night lords and his FAVORITE Night Lord may uh…have something to do with that
Adding more context to Brutal Kunnin', the best part of them boarding the titan, they were riding in a shok jump dragsta, so they warp jumped past the titans void shields, in which Ufthakk mentioned his arms stretching away from him, the world being made of teeth for a second, then the humie gargant being much closer.
For the Ciaphas Cain excerpt I'm fairly sure it comes from The Traitors's Hand and yes it is a funny scene. My favorite line was the Tech Priest just shrugs and says pray to the Omnisiah?
Found your guys podcasts and have been following since... This video was great specially bit about sealed gassing... Keep it up guys great listening espcially when painting and making terrian...
3:15 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I had to subscribe, loving your work guys, keep it up, love the guests you bring! The Amber king, Chrono, The Rememberancer, Pancreas was it? Soo sorry if I made a fool of myself right now. :p Hopefully you get my point :p. 3:26 YES SOO true!! 22:17 So on point!! 1:38:25 So true!!
@@TeamOneDay Ah yes, one of the 7 shitty alts made when some assholes got triggered at the existence of queer people Defenitely good indicators when the official discord of em endorses the use of slurs n shit, that always hints at good people
@@TeamOneDay The only people I ever saw genuinely talk as RPC as being better are people that endlessly whine about gay and trans people existing. Especially since that's the reason the breakoff even occured.
Some more funny Cain moments are Inquisitor Vale’s commentaries, where she’s constantly bashing the vallahan general that she’s quoting and literally gives the reader permission to skip the excerpt And a more recent one from Cain’s last stand where Cain gets beaten at poker by a celestine sororitas, who was also having a love affair with an administratum bureaucrat. And all of this happened in the Schola Progenium
"Orange is the black sheep of colors" I have an orange marine army. It's a horrendous color to paint with, to the point that I had to get and learn how to airbrush in order to make my scheme easier to do.
Tbf people overlook bomebrews often dont NEED something to fit the story and such can just be used as a place holder or to serve as just cool artwork i mean even the model itself gives off a kinda chapter that was born of russes geneseed since they have as much on their armour that fits just to their homeworld as much as the markings to show they're luna wolves
A shame the Alesio Cortez from Rynn’s world wasn’t brought up with him talking to Kantor about loosing his arm and telling Kantor he hadn’t lost it before pointing back to his dismembered arm.
For those interested in the Ciaphas Cain excerpt it's from the third book The Traitor's Hand. I also highly recommend the Ciaphas Cain series, it's a great time the whole way through.
another one is a Salamanders space marine telling an Iron Hands marine that the whole legion has a stick up their ass. This made the iron hands marine laugh.
Spoilers for Da Big Dakka, but whilst Uftak s fighting in an arena in Camoragh they put him up against a crimson fist, who obviously hates orks, and the crimson fist comes at him gets his shit rocked then gets full on godzilla throwing a spider thrown into the crowd of drukari watching, I was laughing so goddam hard
One of my favorite funny moments in lore is near the end of the fall of cadia when greyfax cancels the previous Inquisitor saying no one is leaving by saying shut up I've been stationed here on this planet far before you were even born get me off this planet damn it. Plus and trazyn scenes in fall of cadia are just a fun time
Servtar also once console Konrad while he was having a mental breakdown and told everyone to leave the control room and it was only those two together and when he was done he asked if Servtar wanted to know how’s he’s going to die and the badass says “Naw” I hate Konrad as he’s a lying dickhead with excuses but Servtar is badass even tho he’s a evil guy but he owns it and was the first to say “death to the false Emperor”
I can understand worrying about that couch in the trunk. If it had fallen out and been hit by a Volvo or an old Saab you would have had to see your brand new couch reduced to its subatomic components and maybe have to pay for the scratch in the other driver's paint.
@@aguspuig6615 It's sarcastic as you can see by the "/s". But yes, Germany is in the middle Europe. We often call our food and culture "mitteleuropäisch" (Central European).
I know this is 5months old There is one where Alpharius goes "But, my sons! Look upon me! I Alpharius and I am returned!" Only to be meet with "You remember we all look the same, right?" "This happens every tuesday" "I am Alpharius" -said by guy making airquotes, "I am Alpharius!" "Wait. I thought I was Alpharious..."
I feel sad for the Jagathai Fulgrim debacle because when you stop to pay some attention in between the lines, its clearly Fulgrim trying to bond with his brother who he believes they would have some affinity... In... a very Fulgrim way that unfortunatelly aways sounds very pettish but is his way of showing interest. Fulgrim was just trying to get closer to the Khan.
Just something that got a little giggle out of me when I first got to it. A Thousand Son, World Eater, and an Emperor's Children Astartes walk into a bar. Except the bar is actually The Vengeful Spirit, and the bartender is Ezekiel Abaddon. He lured them to the world the ship was currently on as part of his plan to get the Black Legion going, and as they're all talking he's trying to be formal and offers them drinks. The Thousand Son thinks to himself the drink tastes like gasoline and Abaddon says "Yeah so this is basically adrenochrome mixed with some other eldritch reagents and a good attempt at synthesized ectoplasm". While the Thousand Son is processing this, the World Eater says it's good and he likes it. The Thousand Son does his magic thing and psychically reaches out to see if he's being earnest and he is.
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One of the funniest moments for me was in arks of omen.
(Paraphrasing)
Belakor: "You will not be the next chaos god, Vashtorr! I will stop you!"
Vashtorr: "Oh yeah? You and what army?"
Belakor: "Half of your army!"
Half of Vashtorr's black legion is the alpha legion working for Belakor.
EDIT: Another favorite funny moment was when Kharn was on a rampage, killing loyalists and traitors alike. He's completely consumed in his blood rage.
The admiral of the chaos fleet has to order a retreat as the traitors are losing, but kharn isn't listening to the order to retreat. So he orders his teleportarium to bring kharn off the planet and back into the fleet. The teleport master says something along the lines of "Are you sure?", knowing that Kharn will start killing the crew if he's teleported up.
The Admiral looks back and knows what the teleport master means. "Do you think me a fool? No, don't teleport him onto MY ship! Teleport him onto THAT ship." he says while gesturing to an escort ship.
Kharn gets teleported up, and the escort ship gets towed by the fleet because everyone knows Kharn just killed the crew.
No it's alpharius
Be'Lakor refuses to ever be outmatched
LOL!
Both of these are funny.
In the Vengeful Spirit, a marine from the Sons of Horus notices that a dying Loyalist commander trying to aim her pistol before expiring. The marine scoffs and tells her to give her best shot. Except he misidentified her weapon: it was not a decorated las pistol, but volkite. The shot went straight through one of his hearts and Abaddon calls him a moron once he wakes up.
Transhuman arrogance at its best.
i wonder if his buddies just let it happen or if everyone had a collective dumb moment
"Should we warn him befor-" "No, shh, it'll be funny!"
Iirc their reaction after the shot was to kill her first then say along the lines of "this bitch" and disbelief but it's been 6 years since I read the Vengeful Spirit
That one time a bunch of Night Lords were captured by the Dark Angels and decided to use their acid spit to slowly melt a hole in the wall of their cell. Not for any grand escape plan but just to screw around with their jailors by saying "there's a problem with our cell".
A goody bunch
The emperor's silliest warriors@@sanuku535
I need to read that, where can I find it?
@@northseafish4647 Short story of Prince of Crows by ADB collected in Anthology Shadows of Treachery
@@collecter343 Thank you!
That lost arm feels like a Monty Python sketch, but then you remember Lord Uxbridge who lost his leg to a cannonball at Waterloo, looked to Wellington and said "By god, sir, I've lost my leg."
I love every moment of the ork book, Da Big Dakka. It's orks vs dark eldar and the differences in how the orks dont fear death and dark eldar do is great. In one scene they try to scare the warboss they capture with putting in the arena until he dies fighting and he's like great. They're shocked he doesn't fear his death to which he just answers "You gotta die anyway it might as well be violence or at least funny"
A few chapters later, the Drukhari put Ufthak in the arena against a captured Crimson Fist because "haha irony". He responds by flipping off the Succubus in charge and caber tossing the marine straight into the stands, where he starts going on a rampage.
Some of my favorite 40k moments come from Assassinorum: Kingmaker, a fantastic book where Absolom Raithe (a Vindicare), Sycorax (a Callidus) Avaaris Koln (a Vanus) and Rakkan (an alcoholic Armiger pilot) go to stop a knight world from seceding with copious amounts of murder. Here's some highlights:
- Raithe gets into an argument with Sycorax and says something to the effect of "go shapeshift into someone who respects authority."
- The knight world's main sacristan goes on a rant about how much she hates Belisarius Cawl's grav-tanks.
- Rakkan's mother has such a foul mouth that it's rumored her house uses her to strip the paint off of knight suits.
- Koln's weapons of choice are finger guns.
- Sycorax calls Guilliman a "blue bastard" at one point.
Dorn aggravating Khorne with his reciting of military doctrine and not fully vowing blood to the chaos God always cracks me up.
Yeah yeah yeah, I'm reading that right now and I find it brilliant! The way it starts and it's so good, like Dorn being what happened, and then you as a reader start to connect the dots and you're like oh... : D.
lul sorry
Honestly, listening to Pharos has been a comedy riot, "We Float For McCrage!" "Avenging Bean Counter" and Mericus the Sassy...
There was this scene from Angron: red angel - that I found absolutely hilarious :The captain of the Conquer Kossolax wants to kill the spirit piloting the ship and she is absolutely not having it :
‘And what then, Kossolax Foresworn? Who will keep this ship’s crew fed, its population in balance? Who will ensure its guns are loaded and its furnaces hot? The World Eaters?’ She produced another dry, retching laugh. It left her face in the rictus shape of a smile. ‘Do you even know when and where the Conqueror last took on fuel? Or from whom?’
Kossolax snarled. ‘I will not share glory.’
for reference Kossolax has had the ship for atlleast 600 years.
OK that bit of banter and fart joke with the space wolves. Some people have no idea how wholesome that banter actually is to have in real life between soldiers.
It's childish, which is brilliant because they're all children.
I remember reading an account of some American soldiers in Iraq who were doing a night raid to arrest someone. In the process of setting up to break the door down, one of them accidently rang the doorbell. Supposedly they all looked at each other in horror for a moment before realizing "You know this might work". I know I'd never expect heavily armed men to politely ring the doorbell.
The Caiaphas Cain quote is from the traitor's hand book which in my opinion is the funniest Cain book out of them all.
Especially the line about all the wires being purple cause the main enemy is that Slaaneshi cult... so of course the damn wires are purple.
Idk whether it's funnier to think Lukas the Trickster is actually screwing a rogue trader or if he's just pulling their legs
"This is an unfortunate side effect of my brother. Just accept them the way they are" had me laughing out loud
everyone is valid. please heal and restore everything back to normal and let me enjoy life :(
@theone-tg4ey What about people who LIKE Monday mornings. I feel like they deserve some form of sensor… 😂
In Betrayer: Kharn: Where is Angron? Destroyer-Marine: I saw him over there eating people. Kahrn: Oh no, not again! Not oh shit its worse this time its AGAIN
I always imagine Wolfs of Fenrys go from "wolf-pup frat boys" to "Pure Danger Werewolf-Vikings" during their lifetimes
From Traitor's Hand (I believe), a Ciaphas Cain novel. They've raided a Slaanesh hideout and stumbled across some rather explicit holoslates. One of the troopers is staring at one and says "Is that even possible?" To which Cain replies "No, and if it were, it would be against regulations."
A+ use of reader imagination. Haven't read that book in over a decade and the line still sticks with me.
The great bit about the Cain novels is the soldiers have variety and occasional humor. Like when (I think the same book) they see a Khornate berserker, the Sergeant's order is "Big red thing, five rounds rapid!". Understandable crisp order, and absolutely someone holding onto their bowels by willpower alone.
Alpha Legion: come for the memes, stay for the Hitman/James Bond/Mission Impossible storylines, crippling identity crisis, entire legion of corkboard and string theories lore, and the memes!
"Sir, they have an angel." I fuxking choked on my chocolate milk.
based alpha legion
Lol that Iron Warrior understood the concept of a grav tank and still got pancaked, accomplishing nothing
01:49 Crono -who's really looking fwd to leave his parents' hellhole house situation - claiming he's the only one in a livable place. LMAO
The what situation? I’m unfamiliar with Crono so I’m very unaware of what this means. Are there videos talking about this situation?
@@magpieinthelibrary5691 he mentions it here and there - he has overbearing parents who prescribe appropriate career paths for him and really keep him down if seeks his own path
I assume it’s overblown, whiny BS given the amount of times he brings it up apropos of nothing, and the lack of specifics.
@@N0TYALC Its good your opinions dont matter ♡♡♡
@@N0TYALCfound the guy who made the Indian soyjak
The Alpha Legion story was fucking hilarious, I have to read it
1:38:29
Rofl
Corvux just burnnned the entire legion with one answer.
I am dying inside
"WHERE ARE YOU FROM IS IT THE GUNNARY DECK!?"
Tom is going to get skinned for that.
One of my favorite moments is from a recent book called da red gobbo rides again and its at the beginning where the painboy stimma is given an impromptu lesson on ork biology from the old painboy cause he took a railgun to the side
And i qoute
“ vakka a painboy to the last didn’t waste the chance to make the most of a really horribe injury. Like a schola-demonstrator leading an amputation, he’d guided stimmas meaty hand to each of his organs, explaining what they did, how they worked. ‘Dats da wobbler’ vakka had said, forcibly placing stimmas fingers against a quivering lump of flesh that hung loosely from his ruined flank. ‘It wibbles.’ “
The Ynnari books are great because there are chapters that are from the point of view of the cat. Also, the second book the autarch and the Kabalitte Interactions are great.
I love when Trayzn and Orikan are heckling the play in The Infinite and the Divine
I love ikea, meatballs and lego but thank god we havent had the nineteenth ikiean legoian war.
You mean there were 18 prior wars??
@@eddiemaiden419218 recorded wars*
Or, Emperor forbid, they were to unite into a single faction
Man, the US would be stuck with Lincoln Logs...
@@breakdown3317 so there's unrecorded ones?
1:08:57 That "ITS MY TUUUURN" that was just shot into the void fucking slayed me
I was really hoping for this collab! I CANNOT BELIEVE IT IS IN REAL SPACE
I love that space wolves book its even funnier when you realise thats Ragnar blackmane as a bloodclaw
My favorite funny moment with night lords is when malchador wakes up and once he meets the exalted calls him fugly and leaves
We float for Macragge! (Pharos)
oh this got me dead on the floor when I read this.
Congrats on 100k you guys deserve the views great show
I’ve got 2 favourite funny moments: 1 from infinite and divine the taunting of Tryzan over him having a statue and then the follow up of his stain glass window being smashed. The second is twice dead king ruin where one of the sub minds says the necron word for crap and even then it’s slang of a slang of a slang word for it and the rest erupt in fury and one even tries to see if they can delete the offending sub mind.
HOHOHOHOHO! I gotta read those books!!!
Then there’s Trazyn just shooting Orikan in the head
Poop -> crap ->sh*t -> shid
I heard that deep in the bowels of IKEA HQ they have a room with the platonic ideal furniture set, that all other furniture is but a mockery of.
I think the best theory is that upon the death of alpharous and omegon they fused together and became Sigmagon the ultraprimarch
The Fire Hawks(I think) were Orange, that's why GW murdered them into the Legion of the Damned.
It starts with "Kharn? Would you like to know who killed Argel Tal?
*"Many HAs"*
I have gotten lost in ikea several times throughout my life... i was asked to leave around closing time because I found the gaming PCs and logged in to the groups steam and then was playing Vampire Survivors for like 6 hours.
The guy who asked me to leave was actually quite nice and I even gave him the group login... he hasnt used it😢
Tonight on astarties anonymous live from the black library is alpharius, tom gose full ork about shorts, moots talks about talker, aaron makes sad death guard noises
**Highest Cogs theme plays**
Shroud of Night Kassar: “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!?”
As I’ve been listening to this. The Blark and Son reference, absolutely sent me through the roof 😂 keep up the good work guys
This is like the best mash up in the history of ever. Chrono and the Anonymous podcast in one video is a forbidden wine I love to drink. P.s it seems like the resident Night Lord has vacated the premise. I have a feeling our Harlequins opinions on the Night lords and his FAVORITE Night Lord may uh…have something to do with that
0:06 The bass in your opening music bumps! I was pleasantly surprised, I must say.
Tom getting triggered at 1.25x Speed is absolutely chaotic and it's amazing
I feel like you guys are the top gear of warhammer its all the banter and joking around
Adding more context to Brutal Kunnin', the best part of them boarding the titan, they were riding in a shok jump dragsta, so they warp jumped past the titans void shields, in which Ufthakk mentioned his arms stretching away from him, the world being made of teeth for a second, then the humie gargant being much closer.
As someone who used to work in an IKEA, can confirm
Just 26 minutes until the actual title content, but i love it. This if the best Warhammer channel!!
I think this may have been your best one yet!
2:46 Love the new Astartes Anonymous lore that Moots is mono-pose xD
For the Ciaphas Cain excerpt I'm fairly sure it comes from The Traitors's Hand and yes it is a funny scene. My favorite line was the Tech Priest just shrugs and says pray to the Omnisiah?
Now all we need is a warhammer blunt rotation vid and a which primarch would you vote for president 😂
Guilliman or Vulkan for president
Found your guys podcasts and have been following since... This video was great specially bit about sealed gassing... Keep it up guys great listening espcially when painting and making terrian...
That last one is from The Traitors Hand, I'm reading it right now, it's great!
Funny thing about orange being the least common color, is that orange and blue is exactly what I'm painting my Salamanders successor chapter lmao
Is the first model supposed to be Adam smasher from cyberpunk? That logo is the Arasaka corp logo
Thats a bonsai tree. Arasaka logo is more geometric. My guess is the Emperors Shadows chapter.
@@przemysawseredyszyn1405 damn your right didn't even know about that chapter, what a sick logo. Thanks
its emperors shadows :D
3:15 HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA. I had to subscribe, loving your work guys, keep it up, love the guests you bring! The Amber king, Chrono, The Rememberancer, Pancreas was it? Soo sorry if I made a fool of myself right now. :p Hopefully you get my point :p.
3:26 YES SOO true!!
22:17 So on point!!
1:38:25 So true!!
the angels penitent is primary orange with a black highly recommend as they're the main sm chapter for the dark coil series
LETS GOOOOOOOO 100K!!!!!!
"When they all got goofy and SCP went to shit"
*sssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhh*
Long live RPC. Serious, what a disaster SCP turned into.
@@TeamOneDayWhat is RPC?
no idea what yall talking about SCP is still going strong as ever lol
@@TeamOneDay Ah yes, one of the 7 shitty alts made when some assholes got triggered at the existence of queer people
Defenitely good indicators when the official discord of em endorses the use of slurs n shit, that always hints at good people
@@TeamOneDay The only people I ever saw genuinely talk as RPC as being better are people that endlessly whine about gay and trans people existing. Especially since that's the reason the breakoff even occured.
My favorite line was when Horus said "it's heresy time" and proceeds to horus heresy all over the place and become the 40k warhammers
Some more funny Cain moments are Inquisitor Vale’s commentaries, where she’s constantly bashing the vallahan general that she’s quoting and literally gives the reader permission to skip the excerpt
And a more recent one from Cain’s last stand where Cain gets beaten at poker by a celestine sororitas, who was also having a love affair with an administratum bureaucrat.
And all of this happened in the Schola Progenium
I Cato Sicarius am trying to understand your joke father....
"Orange is the black sheep of colors" I have an orange marine army. It's a horrendous color to paint with, to the point that I had to get and learn how to airbrush in order to make my scheme easier to do.
you giys bring smilles to faces and thank you for helping me get into 40k
Why was the first seven minutes of this video of just IKEA 🤣🤣
1:44 damn I didn’t know he was based like that
Tbf people overlook bomebrews often dont NEED something to fit the story and such can just be used as a place holder or to serve as just cool artwork i mean even the model itself gives off a kinda chapter that was born of russes geneseed since they have as much on their armour that fits just to their homeworld as much as the markings to show they're luna wolves
A shame the Alesio Cortez from Rynn’s world wasn’t brought up with him talking to Kantor about loosing his arm and telling Kantor he hadn’t lost it before pointing back to his dismembered arm.
No they did, it's under the part labeled "YOU'VE LOST AN ARM?!"
@@LuckyTheReviewerAh must’ve missed it when I turned out of the live for a bit and came back.
Most of the Cain books is absolutely funny too just the entire series basically 😂😂🤣🤣 or the Orks
For those interested in the Ciaphas Cain excerpt it's from the third book The Traitor's Hand. I also highly recommend the Ciaphas Cain series, it's a great time the whole way through.
Hearing Tom lose his fucking mind was very funny
another one is a Salamanders space marine telling an Iron Hands marine that the whole legion has a stick up their ass. This made the iron hands marine laugh.
1:40:07 What do you mean, forgotten? I still wait for Corax to reunite with the Emperor and tell him all the new swear words he invented.
Spoilers for Da Big Dakka, but whilst Uftak s fighting in an arena in Camoragh they put him up against a crimson fist, who obviously hates orks, and the crimson fist comes at him gets his shit rocked then gets full on godzilla throwing a spider thrown into the crowd of drukari watching, I was laughing so goddam hard
One of my favorite funny moments in lore is near the end of the fall of cadia when greyfax cancels the previous Inquisitor saying no one is leaving by saying shut up I've been stationed here on this planet far before you were even born get me off this planet damn it. Plus and trazyn scenes in fall of cadia are just a fun time
In the book Warhawk, the secuence where Arkhan Land is running across the battlefield is crazy funny. All of it.
1:01:46 I don’t think I’ve seen Tom this mad since Hannibal’s Lectern
I'd love to see Astartes Anonymous and Adeptus Ridiculous do a collaboration one day
Servtar also once console Konrad while he was having a mental breakdown and told everyone to leave the control room and it was only those two together and when he was done he asked if Servtar wanted to know how’s he’s going to die and the badass says “Naw” I hate Konrad as he’s a lying dickhead with excuses but Servtar is badass even tho he’s a evil guy but he owns it and was the first to say “death to the false Emperor”
I can understand worrying about that couch in the trunk. If it had fallen out and been hit by a Volvo or an old Saab you would have had to see your brand new couch reduced to its subatomic components and maybe have to pay for the scratch in the other driver's paint.
Best quote…. “Yeah”
I love the idea of lucas pipping a rouge trader, I guess some girls just like it ruff.
Imagine that was an actual chapter
> "The only one in a liveable place" because others live in Europe
>wants to move to Europe
something is not tracking
The irony being that the USA is practically a deathworld for anyone without a car.
He doesn’t want to move to Europe he wants to live to Germany. VERY BIG DIFFERENCE! \s
hes an american, let him cope he has it hard enough
i mean, is germany not the posterchild for european countries? its literally in the middle of it@@Tortle-Man
@@aguspuig6615 It's sarcastic as you can see by the "/s".
But yes, Germany is in the middle Europe.
We often call our food and culture "mitteleuropäisch" (Central European).
I swear when Fulgrim returns, the Khan will as well, and the first thing the Khan will say is ‘Still doing strange things to your men brother?’
The unsung gonna get recruited by Constantine
Imma put shroud of night on my Wishlist.
I know this is 5months old
There is one where Alpharius goes "But, my sons! Look upon me! I Alpharius and I am returned!"
Only to be meet with "You remember we all look the same, right?" "This happens every tuesday" "I am Alpharius" -said by guy making airquotes, "I am Alpharius!" "Wait. I thought I was Alpharious..."
The Cain excerpt comes from I believe the third full book in the series
I feel sad for the Jagathai Fulgrim debacle because when you stop to pay some attention in between the lines, its clearly Fulgrim trying to bond with his brother who he believes they would have some affinity... In... a very Fulgrim way that unfortunatelly aways sounds very pettish but is his way of showing interest. Fulgrim was just trying to get closer to the Khan.
I saw the title and instantly clicked on the video lmao
Wait, Chrono likes SCP? Well well, now I'm even more of a fan of this guy!
1:58:29 is my absolute favorite ork moment of all time.
I love shroud of night. As an alpha legion man it's one of my favorite books.
Edit: talker is from the audio drama: Prophets of the WAAAGH
2:05:47 skimpy maid-marine jump-scare
We see sebatar as a dreadnaught in the night lords trilogy
You sure? What character do you think he is?
That thumbnail tho! nice.
Just something that got a little giggle out of me when I first got to it. A Thousand Son, World Eater, and an Emperor's Children Astartes walk into a bar. Except the bar is actually The Vengeful Spirit, and the bartender is Ezekiel Abaddon. He lured them to the world the ship was currently on as part of his plan to get the Black Legion going, and as they're all talking he's trying to be formal and offers them drinks. The Thousand Son thinks to himself the drink tastes like gasoline and Abaddon says "Yeah so this is basically adrenochrome mixed with some other eldritch reagents and a good attempt at synthesized ectoplasm". While the Thousand Son is processing this, the World Eater says it's good and he likes it. The Thousand Son does his magic thing and psychically reaches out to see if he's being earnest and he is.
surprised there wasn't anything from Infinite and The Divine