PANCREAS NO WORK On The Nightmare Rotation | Astartes Anonymous Podcast #51

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  • @pancreasnowork9939
    @pancreasnowork9939 Місяць тому +561

    Straight glorckin on that Ferrus Manus dawg I am schloopin the metal doong I be mankandalin the dingologus.

    • @jahaach
      @jahaach Місяць тому +12

      Fr

    • @chevytos97
      @chevytos97 Місяць тому +7

      Chad

    • @judeblack4360
      @judeblack4360 Місяць тому +53

      Colin, if you do end up becoming PancreasNowWork, please leave your channel description as "And it probably never will" just to throw people for a loop. They'll pull their hair out trying to determine if you finally transcended the weakness of the flesh, or if you just made a typo. It'll be hilarious.

    • @joshuaowens2418
      @joshuaowens2418 Місяць тому +4

      Stop

    • @michaelschroeder1559
      @michaelschroeder1559 Місяць тому +5

      Down horrendous

  • @doot_slayer
    @doot_slayer Місяць тому +160

    If you go on that walk with Corvus he’s either dropping gothic poetry or an anarchist manifesto and there’s no in between

    • @nikoazure5235
      @nikoazure5235 Місяць тому +25

      The man in cannon doesn't like poetry due to it reminding him of chain gang songs so hope your ready for the Manifesto

  • @Knight-Bishop
    @Knight-Bishop Місяць тому +68

    While I agree with everything already said about Curze, I would add that he is the guy who will wait for Vulcan to start making his famous hash brownies, sneak over and spike the batter with extremely finely chopped magic shrooms, wait for them to start to hit, and then spend everyone's next perceptively time-dilated hour messing with them.

  • @c_p_t_cold7655
    @c_p_t_cold7655 Місяць тому +162

    Manus Dong Bong? The Emperor does not approve (He would hit it thought)

  • @vitorgaspar6184
    @vitorgaspar6184 Місяць тому +132

    I love that the tumbnails angron is just normal...

    • @Lordoftheredsands
      @Lordoftheredsands Місяць тому +8

      Yeah I don't get the red eyes when I smoke(yes I'm Angron)

    • @nolanbaker2360
      @nolanbaker2360 Місяць тому +2

      ​@Lordoftheredsands me neither dude

  • @jonny-not-so-bravo617
    @jonny-not-so-bravo617 Місяць тому +41

    Starting off the Models of the week with a reminder of what I have lost... Rest in Piece Tyberos, you beautiful bastard

    • @semondice4831
      @semondice4831 Місяць тому +2

      Feel you man, my Angelos is chilling alongside him, up there

  • @armin8306
    @armin8306 Місяць тому +75

    Dorn would probably just take a snooze in his grandpa's blanket

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 Місяць тому +9

      Like Joe wearing the falcon mask, he just places it on his head and he’s just out

  • @creamedgravy
    @creamedgravy Місяць тому +16

    PancreasNowWork (experiment of Bile) officiating the Snort Off in Commorragh between Jaghatai Khan and Fulgrim crashing a bar to the great distress of the deldar.

  • @lXenn0nl
    @lXenn0nl Місяць тому +25

    Corax is the guy who suddenly wants you to rewatch Donnie Darko while you're chilling

  • @dumbum42069
    @dumbum42069 Місяць тому +42

    So glad that the angry dreadnought that I pained up get shown off in an episode about smoking weed. Cheers boys can't wait to watch the episode!!❤

  • @son0fgrim
    @son0fgrim Місяць тому +16

    Alpharius and Omigon would sneak shrooms into the mix and your just gonna not know what reality is anymore.

  • @onlyxenolord7494
    @onlyxenolord7494 Місяць тому +19

    I love the "me when I'm the emperor of mankind" talk about skipping over Perty comment.

  • @Zivon96
    @Zivon96 Місяць тому +6

    The Lion isn't crashed on the couch, he went off forestwalking, and he'll come back with both fast food and a dead great beast. The one on the couch is Alpharius or Omegon, whichever one isn't swapping firecrackers for Leman Russ' boof

  • @judeblack4360
    @judeblack4360 Місяць тому +49

    If you read the Lion's mind while he's high, you hear the Hotel Mario theme song. If you read Dorn's mind while he's high, you hear TV static.

    • @cyprus1005
      @cyprus1005 Місяць тому +11

      I imagine Dorn’s mind would just be construction site noises

    • @captain-commander8138
      @captain-commander8138 Місяць тому +2

      So not much change lol

    • @ethanfox8979
      @ethanfox8979 Місяць тому +6

      ​@@cyprus1005The Home Depot song

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 Місяць тому +10

    We did it! Fulgrim apreciation!!!! Im vindicated
    I feel like he would open up if we are talking about pre heresy Fulgrim, he was always talked about as putting on a mask of confidence to cover the insecurities of the pressure of having a small legion with the special honor of wearing the aquila. So he might have like a good cry or something after hitting it

  • @geassfan1
    @geassfan1 Місяць тому +8

    I feel Morty is the type to make a strain thats the exact equivalent of Russ's alcohol, one drag and you're done. I also think hes the kinda person who it either just doesnt affect him that much or hes vaping the entire time till it gets around to him to take a drag.

  • @Radium_Alarie
    @Radium_Alarie Місяць тому +22

    24:34 I had no idea how down bad I was until I saw this image
    27:23 THIS IS AN UPSIDE

  • @SilverGarrison
    @SilverGarrison Місяць тому +5

    Seeing Pancreas do this makes me want one of these with WH Fantasy characters.

  • @JWat-ko1hr
    @JWat-ko1hr Місяць тому +9

    Someone call emperor TTS. We need this animated.

  • @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd
    @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd Місяць тому +10

    Perturabo great character, I could fix him, but also I’m not smoking with him but actually I wonder if post corruption perty would be better though cause he’s happy doing inventing now

    • @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd
      @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd Місяць тому +1

      Man people really do just despise my two favorite primarchs and the two I relate too the most maybe I don’t deserve love

  • @Neimad-xp1te
    @Neimad-xp1te Місяць тому +59

    I imagine Mortarion's lungs look like spoiled haggis

    • @Knight-Bishop
      @Knight-Bishop Місяць тому +2

      When he spits it goes up like the Cuyahoga River.

    • @kingleech16
      @kingleech16 Місяць тому

      How can something go bad if it was never good? 😁

    • @Neimad-xp1te
      @Neimad-xp1te Місяць тому

      @@kingleech16 Haggis can absolutely spoil. It looks awful

    • @sharkface2.084
      @sharkface2.084 21 день тому

      not too far off from lore accurate

  • @alexisbagacina6401
    @alexisbagacina6401 Місяць тому +22

    Omegon and alpharius will make Pertarabo as test subject with that paranoia 😂

  • @Joahhs
    @Joahhs Місяць тому +6

    I already related to Kurze, him doing stinging rogers with nasty roaches just to disturb the other smokers. Really hit home as to why I'm stuck smoking alone now.

  • @diegodankquixote-wry3242
    @diegodankquixote-wry3242 Місяць тому +7

    The pogging lore accurate felid is powerful. can't wait to be examined about how the legendary battle of nightmare rotation.

  • @BirdOfHermes83
    @BirdOfHermes83 Місяць тому +1

    This is one of the best 40k podcast I have watched so far!

  • @eddie_bear666
    @eddie_bear666 9 днів тому +1

    Nothing like a 10 mile mission off your chops

  • @Trobbins777
    @Trobbins777 Місяць тому +43

    Rogal Dorn would report everyone cause he’s a massive Narc. That’s not me hating, that’s literally just his personality.

    • @JuanRuiz-bu4zk
      @JuanRuiz-bu4zk 6 днів тому

      He is a straight edge man, not some stoner retard. Mortarion is a regular smoker, but one of those that wastes time arguing with stoners wich habit is better.

  • @HanzoWasab1
    @HanzoWasab1 Місяць тому +1

    As a Zimbabwean, I have enjoyed this video immensely

  • @BirdOfHermes83
    @BirdOfHermes83 Місяць тому +1

    I love how many times you guys said " oh nooooo! "

  • @jw7500
    @jw7500 Місяць тому +1

    I should not have listened to this at work. During my workday in the office I had to suppress a mad giggles fit for about an hour straight.

  • @alexarroliga284
    @alexarroliga284 18 днів тому +1

    This rotation feels like a set up for the weirdest game of clue in the world.

  • @Zz-Haze
    @Zz-Haze Місяць тому +3

    Behold the True Nightmare Rotation!
    The Lost and the Forgotten (2 and 11)
    Malcador the Sigilite
    The Emperor post revival of Guilliman
    Roboute himself, and finally
    The Deceiver C’Tan shard and Cawl

  • @Nobody-zl3kk
    @Nobody-zl3kk Місяць тому +11

    The "Mexican Hairless dog" is named "Xoloitzcuintle".
    Idk where you see the problem, it's pronounced exactly as it's written man.
    Also, fun fact, I'm pretty sure one of the ancient indigenous peoples in the central Mexico area used to ritualistically bury them with people, in the hopes that the dead would be kept with company (and be protected by) a lil' canine companion.
    Wholesome if you go with the "man's best friend" angle, horrifying if you think of the amount of them that must have been taken to the back of the shed the moment someone died even if healthy.

  • @Goobis_og
    @Goobis_og 28 днів тому +1

    that caliban grown eye of terror chaos pack

  • @patrickhennessey7129
    @patrickhennessey7129 Місяць тому +6

    Ferrus Mannus’ head could become a bowl too you know

  • @therudecanadian8068
    @therudecanadian8068 Місяць тому +2

    I was just about to start eating when Colin said "four way enema". I hope he's happy with himself 😅

  • @multigatawny5204
    @multigatawny5204 Місяць тому +3

    Imo worst combo would be Leman, Magnus, Curze, Perty and Alpharius. Leman and Magnus would be constantly screaming at each other, Konrad would do everything to escalate it because he finds it funny, Alpharius/Omegon would lace the MJ with fent and give it to Perty who would proceed to go into autistic rage.

  • @mikaelm5367
    @mikaelm5367 Місяць тому +2

    Dude Alpharius and Omegon are poking at Angron all night with the knowledge that they can run faster than their brothers.

  • @jarjarbane3635
    @jarjarbane3635 Місяць тому +1

    Your time jump in the description goes to 28:30 during the lemon section instead of 38:30 at the start of the Ferrus section.

  • @StDomBz
    @StDomBz Місяць тому

    Khan is the best still in my head canon. He zooms when he needs to, but he is very tempered. He's always calm gauges situations. But if he's GOTTA GO FAST, then he GONNA GO FAST.

  • @cjtsouls9198
    @cjtsouls9198 Місяць тому +2

    Tyr's War Hound here, thanks for answering my question! 😂😂😂

  • @Ignisrex
    @Ignisrex 5 днів тому +1

    actually Curze would turn Angron's 50 chance for good time into even worse time

  • @StayFrostyX279
    @StayFrostyX279 26 днів тому +1

    I want a comic of all the primarchs like this… like slice of life-ish

    • @jameswilkes451
      @jameswilkes451 22 дні тому +2

      If I had a drawing tablet it would be a great idea!

  • @atpsoldat6108
    @atpsoldat6108 Місяць тому +6

    I guess we can add Ferrus Manus Dong Bong to the list of cursed things that this channel introduced me to.

  • @KidCaelus
    @KidCaelus Місяць тому +13

    My American is showing when I hear “a long walk like 3 miles” and i say out loud “that’s not far”

    • @Welsh7133
      @Welsh7133 Місяць тому +1

      I walk 7 miles between my parents houses all the time that ain’t nothing

  • @engineergaming4123
    @engineergaming4123 Місяць тому

    I love binging these while doing practically anything, be it going to and from school or while making a warhound titan in blender.

  • @HeroicPeanutOfStormAndLightnin
    @HeroicPeanutOfStormAndLightnin Місяць тому +3

    Evil pancreasalwayswork would load up Ferrus Bongus via an enema and then french him instead.

  • @NingenSlayerZamasu
    @NingenSlayerZamasu Місяць тому +2

    Bobby G would also be the one who doesn’t seem like the type to have a high tolerance for weed but somehow he does. Just straight devouring brownies while complaining about how Balthasar Gelt tanked Ultramar’s economy by turning all the fine metals into lead while stealing Ultramar’s Ultra Copper Pipes.

  • @zakmaisonneuve5094
    @zakmaisonneuve5094 Місяць тому +2

    Angron is starting to sober up when suddenly NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 Місяць тому +7

    Why is Mr. Pancreas talking about drugs, he’s a wholesome person right… right?

  • @aguspuig6615
    @aguspuig6615 Місяць тому +5

    50:00 Mortarion is the super angsty guy who need weed to even exist, so he comes, shlurps the whole blunt in one milisecond, leaves everyone without it, but you dont even notice a change in his attitude, then brags about being built different and getting no effect from it, but then everyone gets mad that they have no more weed, then he just goes ''well fuck you too okay?'' and leaves

  • @frankkelio4010
    @frankkelio4010 Місяць тому +1

    We need somone to create this image of that horrible rotation

  • @HereticalFlayer
    @HereticalFlayer Місяць тому +3

    I think Sanguinius would be a Borzoi

  • @wovensystem1782
    @wovensystem1782 Місяць тому +2

    Fulgrim would pass you the boof and you would experience the dissociative version of the black rage while also having waking sleep paralysis

  • @DerGametastischeDude
    @DerGametastischeDude Місяць тому +1

    Man Iron Hands can never catch a break. Constantly the joke of the people.
    They really have to keep their heads straight.
    Because it's easy to loose it in this environment.

  • @dannyd.9932
    @dannyd.9932 Місяць тому +3

    32:23 Imagine if Konrad just turned into a “brooooo hug meeee” stoner

  • @Cpt.Str4ng3
    @Cpt.Str4ng3 Місяць тому +1

    This was curzed beyond the bathroom.

  • @avpman12
    @avpman12 Місяць тому +5

    Ferrus Manus Dong Bong.

  • @bananaboy2373
    @bananaboy2373 Місяць тому +3

    Post demon primarch fullgrim smokes the remains of dead rubric marines

  • @dfwai7589
    @dfwai7589 23 дні тому +2

    You guys got Leeman all wrong. Russ is the ultimate cross fader. He shows up with the shittiest joint you've ever seen in your life and a 36 pack of beer

    • @dfwai7589
      @dfwai7589 23 дні тому

      Also Alpharius Omegon you got wrong. The vodka water bottle is a Leeman prank. They'd be like "You wanna take a shot" and then you take it and it goes down like water so you go "Was that just a show of water?". And they do the hand on shoulder meme and go "No, that was an entire liquid oz. of LSD, have fun" and then walk off.

  • @SkimBeeble-k6o
    @SkimBeeble-k6o Місяць тому +6

    Ultraboof sounds like an activity at a diddy party

    • @718Hokage
      @718Hokage Місяць тому

      “Battle Brother… we have procured thy holy lube”

  • @markhirsch6301
    @markhirsch6301 Місяць тому +3

    I dont think i ever will do the devils lettuce, but if i ever did im bringing my own snacks becahse I'd eat everyone's in seconds

    • @yormhammerson530
      @yormhammerson530 Місяць тому +1

      You think this. I thought this too. Turns out you would be the cupboard raider who will eat any and everything

  • @Thebukkaking
    @Thebukkaking Місяць тому +1

    Conrad would call the cops

  • @Brainflayer
    @Brainflayer Місяць тому +3

    I'm pretty sure the Manus Dong Bong is the most heretical shit I've ever heard, that feels like something Daemon Prince Fulgrim would make

  • @billcosby4176
    @billcosby4176 Місяць тому +3

    Demon prince fulgrim would have a DMT Cart

    • @kMegalonyx
      @kMegalonyx Місяць тому +1

      And a salvia one to switch to when you ask for a hit

  • @jebrooks
    @jebrooks Місяць тому +1

    If you've ever heard brotha lynch hung you know what smoking with kurze would be like
    Edit: the part about Magnus and leman yelling at each other from separate rooms checks out

  • @edim108
    @edim108 Місяць тому +1

    watching this on spicy cabbage hits different 😂😂

  • @jozsva8064
    @jozsva8064 Місяць тому +3

    With dorn just dipping out, we used to call it the Irish goodbye lmfao

  • @averywyatt-luth1642
    @averywyatt-luth1642 Місяць тому +54

    Alright, now which primarch would make the best wife?

    • @jimbomcbob7849
      @jimbomcbob7849 Місяць тому +17

      Sanguinius *by f a r*

    • @briannewman7229
      @briannewman7229 Місяць тому +20

      Vulkan. You'd come home every evening to a big, warm hug and a freshly cooked Eldar child for dinner.

    • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
      @myonlyfriendtheend4958 Місяць тому +7

      Sangunius
      I have proof
      Alot of proof
      Also konnie curze is best tragic romance wife
      I have even more proof for that

    • @Tokumastu1
      @Tokumastu1 Місяць тому +4

      Corvus!! Goth poetry wife is best!

    • @Junksquatch
      @Junksquatch Місяць тому

      @@jimbomcbob7849you say that till he gets passive aggressive about something you will do wrong at some nebulous point in the future.

  • @contraband100
    @contraband100 Місяць тому

    Excellent thumbnail btw.

  • @MoonLitChild
    @MoonLitChild Місяць тому +2

    So Curze is RFK Jr. in this scenario? I'd buy that.

  • @IHL2005
    @IHL2005 Місяць тому +2

    I think mortarion would just be inmune to weed

    • @jameswilkes451
      @jameswilkes451 22 дні тому +1

      Pretty much, he basically just imbibes nightshade x10 level concoctions constantly

  • @omiomi3601
    @omiomi3601 Місяць тому

    Loved It!

  • @BenisDD
    @BenisDD Місяць тому +3

    Geltmaxxing models are over. Billions must go bankrupt.

  • @Hamak_Hamleta
    @Hamak_Hamleta Місяць тому +3

    But if lion gets flashbacks from the jungle? That wouldn't be chill

  • @darvog7160
    @darvog7160 Місяць тому +1

    Imagine , you have a party with all the melbers of the Imperial family , primarks , with there respective father and mother figure , Erda ,Big E ,Malcador .
    You will be spectator for the biggest telenovela never mahe it.

  • @RainyFun
    @RainyFun Місяць тому

    I feel like if you get him in a really good mood, Perty would just go on about some coop thing he built or wants to build

  • @claymoreroomba8
    @claymoreroomba8 Місяць тому

    Dude the lion and Conrad would be wacky because of the time they basically played among us on the lions ship

  • @brianvanmaanen1897
    @brianvanmaanen1897 Місяць тому

    Fulgrim now has a Ferrus Manus bong

  • @BrushSaw
    @BrushSaw Місяць тому +2

    i could ... but i don't want to draw this ..... colin why

  • @teguifer
    @teguifer Місяць тому

    I think Corvus would go with Perturabo to keep him company on the way and it would be their therapy session

  • @SagaceFallito
    @SagaceFallito Місяць тому +1

    I miss the man i was before this video

  • @joshfinch7041
    @joshfinch7041 Місяць тому

    33:55 we call those second generations (when you reroll roaches into another joint I've only made a 4th generation once Good times)

  • @screamingcactus1753
    @screamingcactus1753 Місяць тому

    Mortarion would insist on bringing his own stuff and it would hit good, but it would smell like actual skunk spray and the clothes you're wearing will never smell quite right again

  • @Andrewflynn16
    @Andrewflynn16 Місяць тому +4

    I’m wondering what’s the masks on the wall mounts are about

    • @astartesanonymous
      @astartesanonymous  Місяць тому +4

      Our beloved Patrons!

    • @Andrewflynn16
      @Andrewflynn16 Місяць тому

      @@astartesanonymous ahhhhhh cool metal 🤘🏼

    • @Hamak_Hamleta
      @Hamak_Hamleta Місяць тому

      ​@@Andrewflynn16Yeah, patronize and hand on the wall! That's what you get for supporting stoners!

    • @Hamak_Hamleta
      @Hamak_Hamleta Місяць тому

      And yeah, my subscription is incoming 😂

    • @n0ttomuch65
      @n0ttomuch65 Місяць тому

      @@astartesanonymous is Red just hunting down patreons that pay most?

  • @geraldtucker6952
    @geraldtucker6952 Місяць тому

    Pomeranian are known for having owners that are super overconfident in their dog being smart and well trained while the dog takes a dump on the floor next to them (my grandma is one. I love her but she is not very bright)

  • @onnopleaseno649
    @onnopleaseno649 5 днів тому +1

    perturabo is me after 2 edibles

  • @davidpower5710
    @davidpower5710 Місяць тому

    ngl this makes me sad ill never had friends to do this with

  • @Mojijoji219
    @Mojijoji219 18 днів тому

    Me smoking alone listening to this video 😢

  • @Zeniths7
    @Zeniths7 14 днів тому

    I'll have to disagree with the words on Peter Turbo there. I think, paradoxically, ol' Perty would go to the other extreme and be incredibly affectionate and happy. Maybe drop a weird insight or two that'll leave you pondering it for a good while

  • @RedShocktrooperRST
    @RedShocktrooperRST Місяць тому

    Was leaving Corvus out of your timestamps deliberate or accidental? Is the dude just that sneaky?

  • @andrewcurley4463
    @andrewcurley4463 Місяць тому

    @53:18 so Fulgrim

  • @christophersmith8848
    @christophersmith8848 Місяць тому

    I lost my shit less than a minute in when I said "Mr. Worldwide!" At the same time as Tom (I think it was Tom, the yellow space marine)
    The real question though: Which Primarch could you convince to eat the roach?

  • @gammothdraws
    @gammothdraws Місяць тому

    RIP to Danny if he watches this video

  • @ronanHanni
    @ronanHanni Місяць тому +1

    what abot the chaptermaster rotation in the room bellow

  • @Channel-23s
    @Channel-23s Місяць тому +1

    Collin has the choice of butt or dong and he choose the dong hell he could’ve picked Farrus head/skull and that would be less worst but still wild of a bong

  • @snrpatata
    @snrpatata Місяць тому

    Iron Handful

  • @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd
    @ThatoneGuy-ts7xd Місяць тому

    Perturabo great character I could fix him but I’m not smoking with him

  • @dukedevlan5457
    @dukedevlan5457 Місяць тому

    I think Mortarion would bring the strongest stuff and be like hey im not even trying man your a pansy 100 percent THC

  • @Sol_Invictus_
    @Sol_Invictus_ Місяць тому

    Kurze is definitely gonna beat you up and then snitch