Wolfgang Rework in a Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 3 жов 2024
- Another rework, another quality garbage. This garbage explores a rather mysterious aspect of Wolfgang update. So bizarre that I don't even think Wagstaff can come up with an answer.
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It's a Trap 🕸️
Despite being granted immeasurable power, he still finds the need to fake his strength
how is this old it came out 7 minutes ago bro wtf
he is a disgrace to communists
Video: comes out 8minutes ago,
:this comment, 6 hours old
HE HAS TRANCENDED TIME AND SPACE
@@rpgryder1886 The only logical explanation is that this video was unlisted at that time and creator himself chose to share it with certain people before publishing it.
@@moat_n_coat patreon
Top 3 Don't Starve mysteries
1. Who is Metheus
2. Who are "They"
3. This
1. Glommer
2. Slurpers
3. You see in physics there is a...... ... .... and thats why this makes sense
Plot twist: They're actually a single person that goes by they/them pronouns
1.I will make you understand
2.They are unfathomable
3.I will stop this
Ancient fuelweaver on every day
agreed
not false
That's in line with the lore. Wolfgang used fake weights in his circus performances.
Fake weights? I thought they were real and only the elephant act was fake
@@jennifervan75 I thought that too. Like Wolfgang is strong, but realistically strong and only shadows can give him fantasy-level strength
Makes sense
No need to actually stress your body for a circus performance
How would that explain the weight dealing up to 40 damage when thrown
@@jalilsadeq5587 He stronk
I mean, this update treats gold semi-realistically for once, so they had to balance out the realism with absolute nonsense.
Glad I'm not the only one who realized
For some reason Gold in video games seems more powerful than in real life, like in Don't Starve it's better than Flint, in Terraria it can mine literal meteors and even in Minecraft where Golden tools are more realistic in terms of Durability they mine Stone faster than Netherite.
@@JenyaFio "Yes, gold is stronger than iron. What are they teaching these humans nowadays?"
@@supremechaosbeing2696 deet deet doot doot doot deet deet doot, doot
I like to think it's a circus trick. Like the dumbbell is inflatable .
Klei in ONI: makes a game where people can explore a world thats grounded in real life physics, every element has a melting point and a vaporization point, gas pressure is a thing, you can play the game in kelvin
Klei in DS: do dumbells float??? yeah sure code it so that they do
your description on ONI is the exact reason why I can never win that game
lol right
@@JamesBucket klei needs to make a game for us from the humanities asap
they dont specifically code the dumbell to float, its just a checkbox they forgot to press
Marble: *Drowns immediately*
Marble suit: *Keeps on a water*
Boyancy
I guess suit is hollow and lighter...? Ok it's sometimes hard to explain game logic.
metal drown, but cruise ship float.
There, are you still confused? GEHEHEE
@UCMyyCsZqRswqQHMoZHA0rXA The cruise ship is made so that it stays on the water, but the marble suit is not. Seriously, it's so heavy that it has to fall like a stone down. It is clear that this is done so that the players do not accidentally lose it, but damn...
@@pegasusearl Metal drowns, and fridge made out of metal drowns
COINSIDENCE? I THINK NO
The rocks sink because they carry the sins of past. They didn't mean to kill you in that cave in, and that guilt has stayed with them forever.
dude this turn from 0 to 100 in half a sentence
That was a legitimate lol from me, boss XD
That paradox was so confusing it caused the boat to disintegrate .
Dumbells are too mighty to sink in puny water!
But Wolfgang isn't?
@@globingoblin Wolfgang was just... going for swim!
Wolfgang is too strong to drown. He simply was catching fish. Dumbells were merely keeping him floating, so he had to abandon them to sink and catch fish like a true communist. Weak men need fishing rods, but Wolfgang? Wolfgang only needs hands!
Those weights are powerlifting themselves from drowning
He was made of weights all along... it makes so much sense
Wolfgang skipped his Physics classes to lift weights instead, he'd always say "This is only physics Wolfgang need!"
It’s the power of Soviet Russia emanating from Wolfgang’s strength
For God’s sake y’all, I just wanted to make comment, not a whole USSR debate
Дарова из России:b
Опа один из нас
Isn't he German?
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola no, while his name is German, he is from Soviet Russia, considering his quote for the Hammer
@@KomboKaz I really hope we'll get a 1960 guy from US
I'm sure Wolfgang leaves air pockets in his dumbbells so he doesn't lose 'em while going for a swim. You're not trying to hide anything, right, Wolfgang? Wolfgang?
Even the dumbells are strong enough to swim.
Then why isn’t the wolf gang strong enough to swim
The dumbbell paradox: How can a solid chunk of stone float like it's made of sponge?...
*OR IS WOLFGANG FAKING HIS TRAINING AND THE THING REALLY IS MADE OF SPONGE?!*
I'll never understand Don't Starve world's law of physic again.
I honestly think it’s a reference to the trailer but I think you use rocks to make a dumbbell so yeah
If the dumbell floats, then inside of it is full of air.... like a balloon.... so Wolfgang is a meaty Wes and he's using his mime powers in a good way to deal more damage!
His strength is exaggerated. They're hollow on the inside, and thus float.
I expected Edgy Rick crying an ocean because of the rework.
Oh wait, he's gone.
Good riddance.
You probably like him that's why you mention him even tho he is gone
Yeah XD
really? what happened to him?
@@d.o.m.i. he quitted DST.
The boat was too stunned to speak so it broke down trying to figure that out
You know how they say
after you fake your performance once you going to do it again
hey! I loved your video on wolfgang!
@@JamesBucket Holy shit thanks
I feel bad for Wolfgang. Everyone thinks he's either really the strongest man alive, or actually extremely weak, when he is neither..
technically he's also both
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@@pustota7254 I know.
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These are fake dumbells, like in his trailer, thats why it takes so long to get mighty form with it
Not really, in his trailer the dumbells are real, only fake part of his act was the elephant-lifting. He is strong, he just isn't superhuman.
@@rafabuda0 He did become superhuman via Maxwell's Shadow Magic at the end.
@@JenyaFio temporarily. That's why the gembell is the best dumbell in the game, it's magic-infused.
This explains why it takes so long to increase mightineess using normal weights.
Wolfgang knew too much... they had to take him down
Maybe the reason it doesn't sink is because shadows love Wolfgang and doesn't want him to be sad over losing his dumbell
I love how he links the Discord to official DST server and not his server
This confirms the teory that Wolfgang's workout is bullshit and he's using esteroids
The sticks makes it sea-worthy.
I laughed so hard at this. Thank you very much James. :D
Every time you upload my finger lives in the dark because it moves faster then light
It has air in it…. We have all been lied to.
The only explanation for this is that the water in the constant is much thicker and heavier, so heavier objects can float, which is fucking terrifying
*thicc* water
There is just one explanation...
Magic!
SHADOW MAGICK!
BONUS DUCKS!!!
Baaahahaha - I was wondering if the dumbells would float or not, but never quite got around to testing it!
he somehow made it hollow and full of air, the circus deceit continues.
That 1 twig is enough to make 2 rocks float. Logic
Well we are surviving in a uncompromising world, nothing make sense anyway
The twig makes it float
His strength was greatly exaggerated
Because it's made of rubb-
It's full of air
Its about his cinematic
he was fakeing his strength while holding elephant
now he is fakeing it with dumbells
AND FOR LOVE OF GOD WOLFGANG WE DO NOT NEED 75 DUMBBELLS
great work as usual, Mr. Bucket
the stick makes it float
Dumbell: That's the difference between you and i, Rock. I am waterpossible.(its not my idea.)
Bro that song is my ringtone I was hella confused
the twig makes it float
Makes total sense
Even if they happen to be fake, they sure do pack a punch when thrown xD
dumbbell?
more like smartbell!
Noice he was triking us
So that's why he takes 20 years to get full mighty.
James Bucket
Well you see, the dumbells must be hollow- which means it's filled with *air*
*Oxygen is the heaviest element on the periodic table*
Physics broken senses shatter logic defied error can not compute
Bra floats on water. But why he have many of those while is not wearing any
The weights are probably made of wood
The twig in them is just really buoyant.
Ahh... I was waiting for this....
You can trow dumbells while being migthy
balloons just as i suspected
*Visible Confusion*
one mistery of dont starve
So it makes sense
perhaps it's made with buoyant rocks (there is indeed a certain rock that IS buoyant)
No wait it makes sense
To make a dumbell you need a twig
Twigs float
Therefor dumbells float.
flawless logic
Try the same thing by filling a backpack with rocks
HOW ARE THESE COMMENTS MULTIPLE HOURS OLD IF THIS VIDEO IS SECONDS OLD
Patreons get to watch it earlier
I guess it must be a dumbbell filled with air then. Seeing as he the elephant lift was fake, he must have dumbbells that looked big but aren't actually that heavy too :P
The most logical game ever. It makes you very clever.
It is simple: THE TWIG ADDS 4000 BUAYANCY!
Mighty dumbell easily float on puny water
The same with marble suit.
Wolfgang uses fake weights
I audibly ghasped at this!
He farted at the start
Man to bad you can’t go on boats to test this
The captions are
No no a
PLEEEEASE JUST PLEEEEASE MAKE THIS AN ACTUAL GUIDE VIDEO
Its a dari magic dembele that only Wolfgang that feel heavy when lifting it😂
0:00 THATS WHAT IM SAYING!
poor wolfgang
Still no 161k special. Sadge
dang james that s crazy
Blessed day
Nutshell
Klei explain !!!!
Stone drowns and stone dumbell does not drown - bravo Klei u have idiotic logic
GOOD CONTENT!
Bruh momento from wolfgang
This rock is magic
can you please make a video where you can show each tab in the game , like : "DST/DS tabs in a nutshell"
S-sir, I approve dis video.
Boat: removed
God damn lies! He uses lies to craft them!