The Grand Tour / Top Gear Angriest Insult Compilation PART 2

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  • Опубліковано 15 лис 2024

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  • @geartoptv1722
    @geartoptv1722  3 роки тому +52

    Make sure to watch Part 1 if you haven’t ua-cam.com/video/Vnk0wml8G0M/v-deo.html

  • @poppyharlow4448
    @poppyharlow4448 2 роки тому +1042

    What I love about May is that he unleashes the Oxford English Dictionary on the other two and ends it with either "Idiot," "Pillock," or "Muppet."

    • @shriharihudli
      @shriharihudli Рік тому +32

      Either that or his sailor slang.

    • @hannesscheepers1281
      @hannesscheepers1281 Рік тому +62

      One of May's best quotes "Clarkson you infintile Pillock"

    • @kyranthez927
      @kyranthez927 10 місяців тому +13

      ​@@hannesscheepers1281you're tidying that up!

    • @Simon-mt5jf
      @Simon-mt5jf 10 місяців тому +11

      @@hannesscheepers1281 There was another really good one... I dont remember in which episode it was but he once said "Hammond you witless dishcloth" 🤣

    • @hannesscheepers1281
      @hannesscheepers1281 10 місяців тому +3

      @Simon-mt5jf That was from Grand Tour Season 3 Episode 1, the Detroit Racetrack through the factory. One of the funniest insults from Mr May

  • @mousek801
    @mousek801 2 роки тому +772

    LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY BLOODY SHED, MAN!

    • @progamer500088
      @progamer500088 Рік тому +14

      And thus an entire sub-culture was born

    • @darshakpatel9059
      @darshakpatel9059 Рік тому +14

      You read this but you actually hear James May.

    • @adhityatriyudha1188
      @adhityatriyudha1188 7 місяців тому +3

      I had this bomb.. and it.. that will buff out..

    • @delinquenter
      @delinquenter 6 місяців тому +1

      Most british thing, I've ever heard.

  • @ScoutMasterDruncle
    @ScoutMasterDruncle Рік тому +624

    "HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOUVE REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY" will always be one of my favourite lines lol

    • @littlekay4777
      @littlekay4777 Рік тому +8

      something about it is so funny
      Maybe it’s that he’s so specific 💀

    • @jack_2000
      @jack_2000 11 місяців тому +3

      It's like he had it preloaded ready to fire

    • @DrewSavo
      @DrewSavo 10 місяців тому +3

      Roses are Red,
      You’ll remember this and I’m sorry,
      0:09

    • @DanielBeard-un2fg
      @DanielBeard-un2fg 5 місяців тому

      Best insult ever. The other being James shouting Clarkson;!

    • @CARLIN4737
      @CARLIN4737 2 місяці тому

      Dont just drive off Hammond. Cracks me up. Every single time.

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 3 роки тому +460

    Fully rigged rate A1 ocean-going pillock is my new favorite insult

    • @talkshow69
      @talkshow69 2 роки тому +22

      I say this for the Brits: they got some of the best vocabularies in their insults.

    • @karenmarsh1067
      @karenmarsh1067 2 роки тому +12

      @@talkshow69 Its better that James May said OCEAN GOING instead of Maritime.

    • @TheGuyfromValhalla
      @TheGuyfromValhalla 8 місяців тому

      0:58

  • @tbn22
    @tbn22 2 роки тому +439

    Jeremy: "Don't just drive off, Hammond... Hammond... HAMMOOOOND! >:("
    Richard: ":D"

  • @connormurphy349
    @connormurphy349 10 місяців тому +75

    “Breakfast is reserved for my friends, and none of them are here”
    This is maybe my favourite thing May has ever said

  • @dangerdean9066
    @dangerdean9066 2 роки тому +407

    "My testicles have retreated"
    That line had me wheezing

    • @lucasm22
      @lucasm22 Рік тому +3

      3:30

    • @bobjane3887
      @bobjane3887 Рік тому +3

      What episode is this

    • @Glaviel
      @Glaviel Рік тому +7

      @@bobjane3887 We don't need to know that!

    • @nitinpotineni
      @nitinpotineni 9 місяців тому +2

      @@bobjane3887oh Canada is the name of the episode.

  • @E4RLIES
    @E4RLIES Рік тому +83

    I will never tire of hearing James May shout ‘CLARKSOOOON!!!’😂

    • @Musicisremylife
      @Musicisremylife Рік тому +3

      It was my ringtone for a while but it gave me both a scare and a laugh whenever I got a phonecall😂

    • @arslanmalik.a
      @arslanmalik.a Місяць тому

      And Clarkson shouting: 'hammmmooomd...😂😂

  • @RegaDega
    @RegaDega 8 місяців тому +34

    Can’t believe you left out the most under appreciated one:
    “HAMMOND, YOU SODDING TIC-TAC!”

  • @Shakes-Off-Fear
    @Shakes-Off-Fear 2 роки тому +456

    0:37 my absolute favourite. I can believe Hammond was being genuine about this.
    “I DON’T LIKE BEING IN THE BLOODY WATER!”

    • @alistairwalker2850
      @alistairwalker2850 Рік тому +26

      He’s a Birmingham boy through and through

    • @Exobiologic
      @Exobiologic Рік тому +43

      I've never seen anyone been more expressive than he was in that moment , he nearly like , LIFTS out of the water with anger.

    • @christianlenik5307
      @christianlenik5307 Рік тому +13

      "IM FROM BIRMINGHAM!"

    • @ripvanwinkle2002
      @ripvanwinkle2002 Рік тому +3

      also hes said the same in every episode he ended up being in water. both top gear and grand tour. so, like jame's fear of heights, its very real..

  • @HappyKratos725
    @HappyKratos725 8 місяців тому +17

    "I decided to ignite my collapsed sun."
    "Right."
    *flips switch"
    "CLARKSOOON!!!"

  • @joes3129
    @joes3129 3 роки тому +288

    Oddly glad to see Hammond can swing a sledge properly

    • @Julian-mj4tb
      @Julian-mj4tb 2 роки тому +38

      hammond is a small man but he's fit as fuck and strong too.

    • @dinoduelist2219
      @dinoduelist2219 2 роки тому +3

      He’s a small but angry man. Course he can swing a hammer

    • @jdslyman1720
      @jdslyman1720 8 місяців тому

      I hate seeing a Toyota get beaten up, but let's face it- that car was a piece of crap😂

    • @Bronasaxon
      @Bronasaxon 7 місяців тому

      What is the story behind that model of car and why does he hate it?

    • @jdslyman1720
      @jdslyman1720 7 місяців тому

      @@Bronasaxon He hates it because it is another boring soccer mom mobile. It's sort of how I feel if I see yet another little crossover ahead of me on the road. Crossovers are the reason nearly all of the cool sedans are extinct. They also don't ride as well as a real car would. They ride more like an older truck for the most part.

  • @MichaelD8393
    @MichaelD8393 Рік тому +54

    2:42 Watch carefully and you'll see a piece of the headlamp fly inches past Hammond's face and yet, he remains undeterred; blind rage at the MPV!

    • @NathanielPiscian
      @NathanielPiscian 11 місяців тому +6

      I lost it at “oh you got a mirror left “
      😂
      the mirror:

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 11 місяців тому +1

      @@NathanielPiscian Yeah so did I 😂

    • @MichaelD8393
      @MichaelD8393 11 місяців тому

      @@NathanielPiscian I was expecting him to say something to the effect of: "Not anymore," after smashing the mirror off too 😂

  • @WJINTL
    @WJINTL Рік тому +30

    Jeremy's repeated shouting when he gets angry is the best
    "Hammond! Hammond!"

  • @Flamer997
    @Flamer997 10 місяців тому +16

    I like the fact that he's surrounded by his friends exploding things around him so much that he doesn't even flinch at a random explosion when that other guy shat himself

  • @liak.6778
    @liak.6778 2 роки тому +80

    I wonder if Hammonds parents know just much he hated that car? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @alpzepta
    @alpzepta 2 роки тому +109

    0:39 that’s the angriest Hammond I have ever seen

    • @UltraPrimus
      @UltraPrimus Рік тому +21

      I've heard that the episode that 1:30 was taken from, Hammond was beyond pissed off, he would've been out for blood he was that angry

    • @Bigbigpoopi
      @Bigbigpoopi 8 місяців тому +1

      You never saw cyclist Hammond

    • @ryan060994
      @ryan060994 5 місяців тому

      St Petersburg episode

  • @davidriley9194
    @davidriley9194 Рік тому +32

    1:16 CLARKSOOOON!!!!!😡😡😡😡 CLARKSOOOOON!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡 WHERES MY ROOF!!!?!!?😡😡😡😡

  • @sebby_scarfkid944
    @sebby_scarfkid944 2 роки тому +128

    0:38
    *wriggles* "i doNT Like BEiNg iN the bLoODy WatEr!!"
    😆😆

  • @MaxMalevich
    @MaxMalevich 2 роки тому +42

    So satisfying to hear both May and Clarkson yell Hammond's name at times for some reason.

  • @pedrooliveiraoliveirasimoe5478
    @pedrooliveiraoliveirasimoe5478 2 роки тому +19

    CLARKSON! CLARKSON! Where's my roof???

  • @ramonalvarez8559
    @ramonalvarez8559 2 роки тому +25

    2:41 this is how I feel to a Jeep Renegade and FIATS when working on them.

  • @NoamKaiser
    @NoamKaiser Рік тому +8

    I can summarize this video with: " CLARKSON!!!!!"

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 10 місяців тому +8

    For such a short guy, Hammond has a real tall temper

  • @RADD93
    @RADD93 10 місяців тому +7

    The insults are part of what made top gear so great

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 11 місяців тому +11

    1:16 RICHARD HAMMOND: CLARKSON!!! CLARKSON!!! WHERE'S MY ROOF?!

    • @JackpotButtonLewis
      @JackpotButtonLewis 11 місяців тому

      ENJOY YOUR DAY ON YOUR BICYCLE!
      BASTARD!
      😡🤬

  • @redmr2na
    @redmr2na 11 місяців тому +14

    "YOU'RE THE ALLEGRO ESTATE OF MODERN TIMES!"
    Says Richard Hammond as he wails on a Nissan Juke.

  • @LeeKeBumstudios
    @LeeKeBumstudios Місяць тому +1

    “I DONT LIKE BEING IN THE BLOODY WATER, IM FROM BRIMINGHAM!”
    -Richard Hammond

  • @riley1049
    @riley1049 11 місяців тому +6

    0:09 JEREMY CLARKSON: HAMMOND, YOU IDIOT! YOU REVERSED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY!

  • @lilyloud627
    @lilyloud627 3 роки тому +65

    1:15 Clarksooon Clarksooon

    • @Luzaku_kiss
      @Luzaku_kiss 3 роки тому +14

      WHERE'S MY ROOF?!

    • @MysteriousPerson1447
      @MysteriousPerson1447 2 роки тому

      @@Luzaku_kiss and then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329 2 роки тому +20

    I like the way that they get angry with each other by shouting their surname

  • @lilyloud627
    @lilyloud627 3 роки тому +45

    3:43 Clarksoooon

    • @MysteriousPerson1447
      @MysteriousPerson1447 2 роки тому +1

      And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

  • @kelo0ne
    @kelo0ne 5 місяців тому +6

    4:14 the flinch of a man that done 3 tours for his country and got the worst flashback of an IED 😂😂😂

  • @Anvilshock
    @Anvilshock 2 роки тому +28

    4:10 I mean, I can understand May's general sentiment about those two tossers. I wouldn't have shared with them, either. But for using only slice of bread in a two-slot toaster, he deserved what was coming shortly after that section, Clarkson reversing into the other side and knocking all of May's breakfast over.

  • @snootbooper467
    @snootbooper467 10 місяців тому +3

    If you showed this to someone who had no idea what top gear was and told them it was the number 1 motoring show in the world they would struggle to believe you

  • @ryledesirabelli4151
    @ryledesirabelli4151 Рік тому +10

    "YOU BASTARD" AT 2:38

  • @bennnnn264
    @bennnnn264 2 роки тому +22

    3:43 is now my alarm clock

    • @bobo577
      @bobo577 21 день тому

      Hypothetical:
      “Dreaming about growing plants in my garden.”
      Now, the finishing touch.
      Clarkson!!!

  • @stepha5926
    @stepha5926 Рік тому +7

    "Look what you've done to my bloody shed man!" remains the greatest insult in history.

  • @TyrantJaeger
    @TyrantJaeger 8 днів тому

    I love how it's always "CLARKSON!" or "HAMMOND!" but it's seldom if ever "MAY!"

  • @mchangkiri
    @mchangkiri 10 місяців тому +1

    "CLAARKSOOON!! WHERE'S MY ROOF!!??"

  • @Melrieoi
    @Melrieoi Рік тому +5

    "Ocean-going"

  • @saalamin-ts6ux
    @saalamin-ts6ux Місяць тому

    You deserve this, and you're having it 😂

  • @DiggyDwarf-wc2qj
    @DiggyDwarf-wc2qj 4 місяці тому +1

    0:09
    Clarkson: Hammond, you idiot! *You’ve reversed into the sports lorry!!!*

  • @juanitamariposa
    @juanitamariposa 9 місяців тому +12

    0:25 is there an uncensored version of Hammond?

    • @Katok71
      @Katok71 2 місяці тому

      Good question😂😂😂

    • @mrbearder6373
      @mrbearder6373 Місяць тому +2

      @@Katok71My new drinking challenge. Take a shot every time someone cusses

  • @ultrajd
    @ultrajd 3 місяці тому

    “Breakfast is reserved for my friends. And none of them are here.”
    Ouch…

  • @giakhanhnguyeninh71
    @giakhanhnguyeninh71 10 днів тому

    'CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNN
    CLARKSOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN
    WHERE'S MY ROOF ? 😠'
    Richard Hammond

  • @mrKozmoz
    @mrKozmoz 7 місяців тому

    I love it any time a clip has James calling Jezza a muppet

  • @RmsOlympic1913
    @RmsOlympic1913 Рік тому +2

    CLARKSON CLARKSOOOON WHERES MY ROOOOOOFF

  • @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff
    @PlayMoreGolf-RipOff 2 місяці тому

    “You look like STEPHEN LEE having a heart attack”

  • @ToreDL87
    @ToreDL87 5 місяців тому

    My fav is their stay at the lodge in the Africa special, beddings that had been defecated on by previous tenants.
    "HAMMOND!!!" And Hammond is just standing there staring straight ahead like a guilty dog 🤣🤣
    #2 Is the race to run out of fuel before they reach Pripyat/Chernobyl, Hammond having driven in zigzag to cover more distance per km, thus use more fuel, got stopped by Police as anyone driving like that would, and he was just sitting there in the car with foot on accelerator bouncing off rev limiter to use more fuel while the Ukrainian Police was questioning everyone else present.
    And again he was just sitting there in his car with the guilty dog look, staring straight ahead foot hard on the accelerator engine still bouncing on the rev limiter "whumbumbumbumbum" 😂

  • @tornadoe13
    @tornadoe13 Рік тому +1

    I dearly hope that some where in the uk lives someone with two male dogs and one female dog. one called Clarkson, one called may and one called Hammond...

  • @markcf83
    @markcf83 2 роки тому +5

    Loved the comment from Captain Slow. The reason I haven't made breakfast for you is because my friends aren't here.....

  • @anselmtheweird0
    @anselmtheweird0 4 місяці тому

    "You're swimming like an old woman" 😂

  • @francoisdvanderwesthuizen
    @francoisdvanderwesthuizen Рік тому +1

    0.43. Did Hammond just admit that Brummies can't swim?😂

    • @KSE828
      @KSE828 10 місяців тому

      Yes.
      Yes he did.

  • @rabar7236
    @rabar7236 8 місяців тому +1

    Bruh that Toyota is build like a Nokia. New cars would crumble getting hit like that with hammer

  • @stewartgrindlay9760
    @stewartgrindlay9760 Рік тому +5

    4:14 guy filled his trunks

  • @smurf2274
    @smurf2274 Рік тому +2

    The grand just copies and stages the funniest moments of top gear

    • @stepha5926
      @stepha5926 Рік тому

      Accurate? 👌 After all the hate their "replacements" on Top Gear got, for being blatant copies of them... Oh, the irony.

    • @smurf2274
      @smurf2274 Рік тому

      @@stepha5926 I meant the old top gear moments with the now grand tour cast. I couldn't give you a single name of the new cast.

  • @John_Thomas96
    @John_Thomas96 Рік тому +1

    0.25 that’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen.

  • @mornick15
    @mornick15 Рік тому +1

    That silverado was very beautiful in my opinion

  • @stephanopapadimitriou4789
    @stephanopapadimitriou4789 2 роки тому +16

    0:25 hilarious

  • @Alfiepowers
    @Alfiepowers Рік тому +7

    Richard is a angry midget who beats up cars lol

  • @bobby-jolundy1068
    @bobby-jolundy1068 2 роки тому +14

    cLArKsOoOoOnNnN*2 wHeReS mY rOoF?

    • @MysteriousPerson1447
      @MysteriousPerson1447 2 роки тому

      And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

  • @Brandon-sd7lq
    @Brandon-sd7lq Рік тому

    Hammond! You've reversed into the sports lorry !

  • @lukamoon6094
    @lukamoon6094 3 роки тому +3

    What’s the episode where Hammond has that hellcat and Jeremy has that ass

  • @MichaelTheRead
    @MichaelTheRead Рік тому +1

    Real talk how did Jeremy not actually kill anybody with that dynamite blast?

    • @QuantumRipple
      @QuantumRipple 10 місяців тому +1

      That was almost certainly staged

  • @Riese79
    @Riese79 8 місяців тому +1

    Im not comfortable, I'm from Birmingham

  • @MaskofFayt
    @MaskofFayt Рік тому +1

    What episode is the one from 3:03 from? I genuinely can't recall

  • @Orbit6874
    @Orbit6874 5 місяців тому

    «My testicles are retreating!»

  • @mark_mackaravitz
    @mark_mackaravitz 8 місяців тому

    Wish they made more episodes

  • @malcolmmitchell6529
    @malcolmmitchell6529 7 місяців тому +1

    And the bbc made themselves look ridiculous by cancelling their best selling programme. PATHETIC.

  • @Mehdooda
    @Mehdooda 3 роки тому +5

    expert

  • @Feistywench59
    @Feistywench59 4 місяці тому

    I love these men

  • @squiggyg.8415
    @squiggyg.8415 Рік тому +2

    Where did Hammond find a baseball bat in the UK, Don’t they play locust or cricket or something like that

    • @peter7582
      @peter7582 Рік тому +1

      Rounders

    • @RobTheSquire
      @RobTheSquire 10 місяців тому

      The game where more skill is involved as the bat is smaller, but with Hammond swinging it the bloody thing looks massive.@@peter7582

  • @canadanionerdo5434
    @canadanionerdo5434 4 місяці тому

    Where is 0:23 taken from ? Thanks

  • @heisenbergwaffles
    @heisenbergwaffles Рік тому

    I want my steering wheel back, you Muppet

  • @giorgosarifoglu953
    @giorgosarifoglu953 Рік тому

    I would be willing to give alot of money just to sit on the side at every prank 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @chaoszombie9995
    @chaoszombie9995 2 роки тому +3

    im sorry.. but what was that Toyota Van hammong was smashing O_o

    • @MysteriousPerson1447
      @MysteriousPerson1447 2 роки тому

      And then Tyler Toney from Dude Perfect comes along and does the rage monster

    • @clarkejoseph49
      @clarkejoseph49 2 роки тому +1

      The Toyota Picnic.

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 Рік тому

      @@MysteriousPerson1447 TT's Rage Monster is always entertaining

  • @joahvanzijll7704
    @joahvanzijll7704 10 місяців тому +2

    Birmingham

  • @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart
    @Wolfsong27FlyHalfFullHeart 2 роки тому

    CLARKSON!

  • @tellmeiamwrong
    @tellmeiamwrong Рік тому

    Funny as fuck

  • @RichardHunslet1963
    @RichardHunslet1963 Рік тому +1

    0:37

  • @Tiffxxxx
    @Tiffxxxx 3 роки тому +3

    😄

  • @antispiral6538
    @antispiral6538 8 місяців тому +1

    1:15

  • @JAMES-qp8tz
    @JAMES-qp8tz 2 роки тому +2

    00:03:20

  • @lucasm22
    @lucasm22 Рік тому

    2:00 2:37

  • @JAMES-qp8tz
    @JAMES-qp8tz Рік тому +5

    00:04:21 😂😂😂

  • @GabelhelmSogarbraten
    @GabelhelmSogarbraten Рік тому

    If youve never sincerely thought about killing your friend hes not really your friend

  • @johnanthony9741
    @johnanthony9741 8 місяців тому +1

    Omg I truly hate the fact that Jeremy still breathes the air that humans do

    • @Ionabrodie69
      @Ionabrodie69 Місяць тому

      I’d rather breath the air that Jezza expels from his arse than the air around you…so go fcuk yourself…W⚓️

  • @SimonLloydGuitar
    @SimonLloydGuitar 10 місяців тому

    scripted posh public school boy rage at it's best.

  • @cameronheidelauf9623
    @cameronheidelauf9623 Рік тому +2

    This is very very extremely funniest ever 😂

  • @dougsg21
    @dougsg21 Рік тому

    😄