1:56 I actually just learned about this a few hours ago. You can equip armor on villagers using a dispenser, and if you have thorns on that armor, the villager will be able to kill you, giving you a rare death message.
Just checked it. Wouldn't work with the wandering trader because he can't be equipped with armor, but for villagers it gives out the message "*username* was killed while trying to harm Villager"
3:53 you fools...steve was probably using stone pickaxes to not reduce the durability on his actual pickaxe, while the man above was carelessy mining away dirt and stone, wasting his durability Edit: stop liking this, I'm still getting notifications and I hate it Edit edit: I despise all of you
@@mikk.t.7824 I only use stone until I'm swimming in enough iron to not have to care about burning through iron picks anymore If I ever played long enough to amass a fortune of diamond, I'd eventually probably switch to only using it
How long you think it'll take them to outright ban mods in an attempt to force players to buy instead (which, of course, will just make everyone leave)
Huh. I just assumed that those mobs were from mods. I bet it’s pulling its data from a general Minecraft wiki list of mobs that includes all of the side games.
1:28 they used Stable Diffusion AI to create the image at the end with the Minecraft logo as sort of a guide. Once the last image is created, scale down the resolution/pixelate the last picture then you’ve got the in-between images. Hopefully that makes sense.
USS Phoenix (SSN-702), a Los Angeles-class submarine, was the fifth ship of the United States Navy to be named "Phoenix" and the third to be named after the city, Phoenix, Arizona (the first two were named after the mythological bird).
I was expecting the guy to drop the house on the ground and it would magically appear, but having a group of Steves build it for him is top Notch. At least he did do that with the boat lol
And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here. What I wanna know is, where's the zombie?
0:58 those 4 blocks represent age. For eg:moss often indicates abondonment which in turn means its old. Wooden trapdoors were used a lot in ancient times.
2:00 is so well synchronised and choreographed that it makes me wonder whether those are real players or bots with pre programmed moved. Either way, that's incredibly impressive.
@@trp long story. It's an infamous webcomic becoming ragebait becoming dank meme becoming abstracted to the point of losing all meaning. You'll spend 2 hours peeling away the layers of this onion, only to find out the core has long since rotten away.
6:10 that does indeed work out. One wool is 4 String (Enough to Make a Bow) Two wood is 4 sticks (Enough to make a bow) 3 Sticks plus 3 string equals a bow with one String and One a stick left over.
0:15 Samsung phones of that era had Java and there were many compatible games you could sideload onto it. Minecraft is Java Somebody probably made it from scratch, but it showcases the problem with PE/Bedrock... The solution was already there, Minecraft was already on a almost most platform agnostic language out there... all you needed is JVM.
5:59 - Based on the lighting and camera sprite, I assume it's Garry's Mod. With a few Minecraft related add-ons. Such as the map being a Minecraft-ified version of "gm_bigcity" A somewhat popular Minecraft block SWEP that allows you to actually build stuff. A Minecraft weapon SWEP which is where the sword came from. And the most complex of all, the HUD replacement. Changes the standard Half Life 2 HUD with one that mimics Minecraft. Your weapon select is the hotbar, your health / armor is health and armor (Who could've guessed?), and the experience bar is probably ammunition for your equipped weapon. The number is how much you have in total, the bar is how much you have in your magazine, it's 0 since the sword has no ammo.
0:53 OHHH I get it! They all are animated! The piston moves, the end rod has glowing particles coming off of it, the boat has oars that move, and the sheep has limbs that move!
We don’t need a marketplace, we need a community space. Just a cool place to post your mods and creations. Some could charge money, but all in all it would be community controlled. That’s what we need, more than a dumb monetization.
0:25 Java applet games were incredibly common on those types of phones. Everything ran like crap though. This is indeed just a homebrew someone made. Still pretty neat.
@@Tripp-y9b It is an incredibly popular mindset for companies. Like how after Breath of the Wild, every company started trying to make their own zelda-esc open world game. Or the Switch’s success leading to Steam making the Steam Deck. Or Fortnite dances trending on tiktok, leading to Minecraft and Roblox following suit with their own emotes systems. Companies will quickly jump on trends that can make them a quick profit. This just unfortunately, often leads to half-baked nonsense trying to capitalize on a trend.
0:50 has got to be the most random thing I have ever seen, a light source, *Eugene,* a rideable entity, and a redstone component. None of those go together that well
On the totem, I think the middle part is arms and the parts sticking out are wings. It would make sense because the totem flies away after saving your life like a guardian angel.
So Steve (Java/Bedrock) has: The World (Time Stop) Made In Heaven (Time Acceleration) D4C (Summon Steves From Parallel Dimensions) or (Travel to Other Worlds) Love Train (Lethal Barrier Command) Golden Experience (Heals) Ultimate Lifeform (Summon) Venuzdonoa (/Ban) Instant Death (/Kill) Speed Force (Speed Effect) Odin Force (Lightning) Instant Transmission (/tp) Lifting Strength (Multiverse In Pocket) Universe Creation (Create World) Universe Destruction (Delete World) Intangibility (Creative Mode) Matter Manipulation (Debug Stick) Mods/Add-ons (Nigh-Omnipotent) Type 9 Immortality (Steve's true form exists in the plane that is out of reach by fictional characters)
6:15 the fact I recognize the game that anime chick on the right is made on (and potentially this whole animation as a whole) is a clear sign my sanity has gone through the floor into the deepest depths of hell
5:18
HE BETTER FIX THAT HOTBAR RN MAN OR ELSE
Waltuh
OMG I DIDN'T EVEN SEE THAT. ARRRRGGHH...
I noticed, but my brain didn't really register it xD
I see the time stamp. I click it.
I see fish.
"Oh that's not so bad"
*looks again*
"OH DEAR GOD NO!!!"
@@PhoenixSCbro! You can play minecraft on a 100 dollar calculator😅
1:56 I actually just learned about this a few hours ago. You can equip armor on villagers using a dispenser, and if you have thorns on that armor, the villager will be able to kill you, giving you a rare death message.
Isn't that message "[person with too much time on their hands] was pricked to death while trying to hurt [whatever you put thorns armour on]"?
Not on bedrock edition @@michaelmann7816
@@michaelmann7816who hurt you
@@Cashlost2the wandering trader
Just checked it. Wouldn't work with the wandering trader because he can't be equipped with armor, but for villagers it gives out the message "*username* was killed while trying to harm Villager"
3:53 you fools...steve was probably using stone pickaxes to not reduce the durability on his actual pickaxe, while the man above was carelessy mining away dirt and stone, wasting his durability
Edit: stop liking this, I'm still getting notifications and I hate it
Edit edit: I despise all of you
I use stone pick to mine stone and iron pickaxe for other minerals.
This is better than throwing them away
he’s just going back home to grab his iron pickaxe
Oh my, you're right!
@@mikk.t.7824 I only use stone until I'm swimming in enough iron to not have to care about burning through iron picks anymore
If I ever played long enough to amass a fortune of diamond, I'd eventually probably switch to only using it
Mojang really is delusional thinking people will pay 3,30 when theres way better mods just for free / cheaper
Yeah it’s just Minecraft cashing in and manipulating bedrock players
How long you think it'll take them to outright ban mods in an attempt to force players to buy instead (which, of course, will just make everyone leave)
Bedrock doesn't have many mods
@@beefyblom I don’t think they will ever, I don’t think they are that stupid to remove them and loose like 50% of their fanbase
@@arn3107many good ones atleast
0:38 love how the eating noise implies the player isn't drinking the water, but eating the bucket
4:52 the frozen zombie is from minecraft dungeons, and the furnace golem is from minecraft earth.
Huh. I just assumed that those mobs were from mods.
I bet it’s pulling its data from a general Minecraft wiki list of mobs that includes all of the side games.
Oh, interesting
rip minecraft earth
Yet another reason to stop using Fandom Wiki
@@trexindominus8119 look a miraheze meat rider
2:11 the coordination is crazy
Nomis180 was stung to death
And satisfying
look at that one glass pane
@@someguy14845thank you
Gg to that group of steves
1:28 they used Stable Diffusion AI to create the image at the end with the Minecraft logo as sort of a guide. Once the last image is created, scale down the resolution/pixelate the last picture then you’ve got the in-between images. Hopefully that makes sense.
there is an online easily accesible version called illusion diffusion that does all that in one go
4:33 this is geniually terrifying
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@@Philippines1943ok Philippines you're the boss
@@Philippines1943stop spaming
The way they slowly approach is like a horror film’s way of telling the protag “THEY KNOW WHAT YOU DID”
Pretty bad situation for the comment lol@@Philippines1943
7:10 beehive of doom, how the beehives breaking whole server down? That awkward and so buzz-are
what
@@vicentearnabal what what?
@@Retro_foxxwhat what what
@@deny_all_spades what what what what?
What what what what what?
USS Phoenix (SSN-702), a Los Angeles-class submarine, was the fifth ship of the United States Navy to be named "Phoenix" and the third to be named after the city, Phoenix, Arizona (the first two were named after the mythological bird).
Phoenix, South Carolina
@@Henrex2000Indeed (I live in South Carolina)
USS Peenix when?
USS Fudrucker's
USS Gyatt
I was expecting the guy to drop the house on the ground and it would magically appear, but having a group of Steves build it for him is top Notch. At least he did do that with the boat lol
Top Notch huh
I was expecting him to become the house
The subreddit is slowly turning into yet another
r/BatmanArkham.
@@victoralexandervinkenes9193"yeah... Im steve"
I can’t unsee the missing block in the build lol
2:07 The echo of the eating sound is a mere glimpse of the satisfaction to come...
@@Philippines1943 Ok I get it. You're filipino, and i'm filipino too.
but please, shut up.
2:30 omg i would love a mod like that
minus the tnt
It comes with the TNT. Take it or leave it.
2:45 Its signed by Steve and Alex I cant 💀💀
5:06 I sure am glad that he's in there and we're out here
And I just remembered we're out here
@@superepicdudemccraft5076
And we’re out here and- he’s the sheriff! And we’re out here-
And that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here and that we're in there and I just remembered we're out here.
What I wanna know is, where's the zombie?
Watch as I swooce right in!
🥴 🚬
🤌
2:01 finally, affordable housing
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
For those wondering at 0:52 it's referencing a very *special* Redstone contraption, so ignore the fact it's a blue sheep and cherry boat specifically
I still have no idea what it's supposed to mean
@@RunstarHomer my closest guess is some sorta sex machine involving the sheep
@runstarhomer2754 good for you
@@RunstarHomer Ignorance is bliss
looked it up, it's a machine that fucks mobs
4:39 the Enderman extinction event colourised
6:57
DylanMC Strikes again
He needs to stop stealing videos
FR BRO HE IS SO ANNOYING
i swear these videos are made more than once a month
Fr
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Honestly my entire life I never thought the totem had crossed arms. I thought the wings were the arms and still see it like that
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
To me, it has always looked like Homer Simpson's head with big ears.
It looked the same how u described it staticlama
Wait it has wings?
Nice pfp
3:29 it wont spawn since there's another block next to it
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
Yeah honestly i'm making myself full czech ig
Half-filipino half-czech
0:58 those 4 blocks represent age.
For eg:moss often indicates abondonment which in turn means its old.
Wooden trapdoors were used a lot in ancient times.
7:50 I have literally the same on every Java server
2:10 ok but that was actually so smooth what
genuinely so impressive
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
@@Philippines1943let the turks do their thing brah 😒
6:43 most self checkout machines are running windows 10, I work with them, you could play Minecraft on them it would just have touch controls
Lol your luck if you got win 10, the ones I see still have win vista lol
@@Nomis180FRRR 💀🙏🙏
5:59 the game here is garry's mod with minecraft addons to make it look like minecraft
You're right
I was gonna say that
5:01 Didn't specify only regular minecraft, so it included spinoff game mobs
6:30 this brought to my attention of HOW TALL STEVE IS. Its freaky as heck
He's like what, 5' 8"? 180 cm?
@@rheatinacreatishia7636 HOLY-
@@rheatinacreatishia7636 that is average
Hes Nearly 2m, so yeah
@@rheatinacreatishia7636 lol I'm taller than Steven
6:41 Can i beat minecraft before i get kicked out of walmart (or wherever this is)?
Looks like a gas station
Edit: maybe not since there’s a bunch of bags next to the checkout lol, doesn’t look like any Walmart I’ve seen tho
I have never seen a gas station with self checkouts@@snakeeatingapringle0
unironically sounds like a great video idea
@@snakeeatingapringle0i just said walmart because that is what first came to mind. now that i think about it, that doesn't look like a walmart
7-11
8:15 mace + hoe = hammer and sickle, we're getting communism in minecraft??
and he didnt even notice
SOYUZ NERUSHIMIY
OF HOES AND MACES
I saw something else in that...
Actually, Minecraft is communist by default. Capitalism would only work on hardcore mode or with mods/commands/plugins.
@@OnionTheSquid what did you see?
peenix doesnt know what a cow is
I think it's a refrence to PewDiePie cow
When he started playing Minecraft
7:04 Great is Dylan stealing from Peenix too?
0:44 He didn’t even notice the Loss reference lmao
5:47 this has been a known bedrock glitch for a while you can make a aether portal with it
every time i hear phoenix sc say "yes, it's that time of the month again" I always assume he's gonna say he's on his period.
It is like his period
@@SusDoctor it IS his period
PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
This is just so wrong
@@j5xnlte PROUD TO BE FILIPINO 🇵🇭🇵🇭🇵🇭
It is that time of the month again, and I love that time of the month again.
But what if that time of the month coincides with that time of the month? Do you still love the time of the month then?
that just dont sound right 😭
not unless you're female
5:33 Bro took "balls of emerald" too seriously
2:00 is so well synchronised and choreographed that it makes me wonder whether those are real players or bots with pre programmed moved. Either way, that's incredibly impressive.
pre programmed bots lol, ty
@@Nomis180 You must have spent a billion hours on pre programming those bots. How did you do it?
@@artemis_furrson I record myself for each, and just need to make sure I plan well to make it look good lol.
The only time Ai should be used for image stuff 1:15
Man but the upper torso is girl
4:01 they got community noted lol
About their own game !
1:17 phoenix **huuuhueeæh**
5:12 IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT HOTBAR
2:10
steve 1: we can finally take a break!
steve 2: wait, this player ate another house.
3:02 Finally guys, Minecraft battle pass
It was only a matter of time... 😞
Only took 7 years longer than expected
😂
Fortcraft
minecraft market pass
i got a dirty block of grass
booting up my pc
cuz i need need
to get that minecraft market pass
5:25 I'm surprised he didn't point out the strange hotbar
3:41 Totem of Mewing
0:45 just gave me whiplash, how has the mace been around for 6 months
3:46 '99% of gamblers leave before they hit big'
0:44 Is this loss?
Yup
yeah 😭
What does it mean
@@trp it's an old meme that is weirdly popular in the mc community, more specifically to phoenix's fanbase
@@trp long story. It's an infamous webcomic becoming ragebait becoming dank meme becoming abstracted to the point of losing all meaning. You'll spend 2 hours peeling away the layers of this onion, only to find out the core has long since rotten away.
Hmmmm, indeed!
Hmmmmmm...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…..
it is that time of the month again
I have slept long enough
The kingdom of heaven has long since forgotten my name…
5:17 why is the hotbar indicator in the middle?
Because there are 10 hotbar slots
yes
2:14 *Home Depo theme intensifies*
6:10 that does indeed work out.
One wool is 4 String (Enough to Make a Bow)
Two wood is 4 sticks (Enough to make a bow)
3 Sticks plus 3 string equals a bow with one String and One a stick left over.
5:08 there are ten item slots-
0:15 Samsung phones of that era had Java and there were many compatible games you could sideload onto it.
Minecraft is Java
Somebody probably made it from scratch, but it showcases the problem with PE/Bedrock... The solution was already there, Minecraft was already on a almost most platform agnostic language out there... all you needed is JVM.
1:47 Aren't those wings?
Yeah
they're 4 arms
Yah dead villager so he has wing and his arms are together
5:59 - Based on the lighting and camera sprite, I assume it's Garry's Mod.
With a few Minecraft related add-ons. Such as the map being a Minecraft-ified version of "gm_bigcity"
A somewhat popular Minecraft block SWEP that allows you to actually build stuff.
A Minecraft weapon SWEP which is where the sword came from.
And the most complex of all, the HUD replacement. Changes the standard Half Life 2 HUD with one that mimics Minecraft. Your weapon select is the hotbar, your health / armor is health and armor (Who could've guessed?), and the experience bar is probably ammunition for your equipped weapon. The number is how much you have in total, the bar is how much you have in your magazine, it's 0 since the sword has no ammo.
7:17 When someone catches you breaking into their house: 🏠 ☠ 😭 😡
4:09 flooding the whole end is actually a chore though, how did bro do that in one sitting
I love when it's that time of the month again
0:56 Wrong answer! 😡
2:10 lmao I was expecting for him to place it and a house to just appear
0:53 OHHH I get it! They all are animated! The piston moves, the end rod has glowing particles coming off of it, the boat has oars that move, and the sheep has limbs that move!
Yeah sure buddy
The worlds finally gone to shit when this man stops uploading
Playing Minecraft on a SAMSUNG DISK PHONE is so cool.
it's a samsung duos
waoh, smasnug
tbh there were a ton of java minecraft clones, even better looking than the one shown in the video
8:03 I was about to say: server that crashes when you kill a bee
New Minecraft anti-animal cruelty feature is crazy!
4:25 nice pentuplet swing
The fact that bees can straight up crash the whole realm is crazy
3:36 maybe instead of arms its pointed ears
2:10 construction robots be like
6:56 Going to war be like:
We don’t need a marketplace, we need a community space. Just a cool place to post your mods and creations. Some could charge money, but all in all it would be community controlled. That’s what we need, more than a dumb monetization.
2:11 Minecraft construction services be like: 👷♀ 👷♂ 🔨
0:25 Java applet games were incredibly common on those types of phones. Everything ran like crap though. This is indeed just a homebrew someone made. Still pretty neat.
3:14 We now have the Minecraft version of Fortnite's Vbux, Dances, and Battlepass
Fortnite battle pass
Why not directly copying your biggest competitor? It gives the competitor a taste of their own medicine!
@@Tripp-y9b It is an incredibly popular mindset for companies. Like how after Breath of the Wild, every company started trying to make their own zelda-esc open world game.
Or the Switch’s success leading to Steam making the Steam Deck.
Or Fortnite dances trending on tiktok, leading to Minecraft and Roblox following suit with their own emotes systems.
Companies will quickly jump on trends that can make them a quick profit. This just unfortunately, often leads to half-baked nonsense trying to capitalize on a trend.
0:50 has got to be the most random thing I have ever seen, a light source, *Eugene,* a rideable entity, and a redstone component. None of those go together that well
bro doesn't know about the secret contraption
Nobody tell them
@@content9593 - What the actual fuck does Pride Month have to do with anything here?
@@content9593 iun even know what this means
T@@content9593 that is random
On the totem, I think the middle part is arms and the parts sticking out are wings.
It would make sense because the totem flies away after saving your life like a guardian angel.
2:40 The house has a missing block 😢
Lol yeah I know
F*ck you, you made me notice it
Almost no one else has noticed 😭
Where
@@lochlanmuir2291 The tip of the middle roof on the right side
2:20 them Steves are fast
0:50 apparently boats are blocks
4:00 why are they mining dirt with a pickaxe?
0:50 once they are placed they become entities (does that count as a mob?)
@@dinhero21yes but it says "mob" not "mobs"
The sheep is obviously a block smh
2:11 Steve found out that he is 10% Mexican
nah hes amish
@My_pfp_beats_all_dog_breeds. Yeah its a stereotype that mexican workers are hard working and work in big groups...could be worse ig
Maybe all Minecraft characters are Mexican.
"Casa"dilla 🏠
Quesadilla 🌯
So Steve (Java/Bedrock) has:
The World (Time Stop)
Made In Heaven (Time Acceleration)
D4C (Summon Steves From Parallel Dimensions) or (Travel to Other Worlds)
Love Train (Lethal Barrier Command)
Golden Experience (Heals)
Ultimate Lifeform (Summon)
Venuzdonoa (/Ban)
Instant Death (/Kill)
Speed Force (Speed Effect)
Odin Force (Lightning)
Instant Transmission (/tp)
Lifting Strength (Multiverse In Pocket)
Universe Creation (Create World)
Universe Destruction (Delete World)
Intangibility (Creative Mode)
Matter Manipulation (Debug Stick)
Mods/Add-ons (Nigh-Omnipotent)
Type 9 Immortality (Steve's true form exists in the plane that is out of reach by fictional characters)
7:03 phoenixSC, sometimes people steal videos and make them have a Spanish cover so it looks og.
Minecraft anime theme song: 6:15
It’s Mario kart 8 rainbow road dude
@@funneldude524 Oh, okay, thanks for telling me.
If you put in 1.5x speed you can hear the original song
@@LucasLl2006 Oh. Thanks for sharing.
6:24 did not expect to see kana in a phoenixsc video of all things
5:06 Its a mob from minecraft dungeons dlc
Wait Minecraft dungeons has dlcs?
@@fruity4820the snow one
3:58, how does no one realise that's an Iron pickaxe not a stone pickaxe
and before anyone comment's that I'm wrong about this I'm not. take a look at the minecraft wiki
Are you colour blind
i know its iron pickaxe but its like a bit darker because of the low light.
2:27 I wish I had my own team of Steve architects!😂
6:15 the fact I recognize the game that anime chick on the right is made on (and potentially this whole animation as a whole) is a clear sign my sanity has gone through the floor into the deepest depths of hell
0:33 me when it’s my time of the month
I love this time of the month
2:05 pov bro lost a bet
Thank you for having included my jeb_ dog post. It feels soooooo cool to be in one of your videos, I always watch you while I'm having lunch
2:11 it would be really cool to see a mod that has blueprints of builds and when you place them you can watch them be made.
the coding would probably be larger than the game itself but yeah it looks cool
5:30
Idk how to react.
i dont get it :(
@@KeeboReebo
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@@owblast7482 just fucking tell me, i dont care if its sexual
@@KeeboReeboD I C K
(3:20) In all seriousness though, ~4 USD is honestly a steal depending on how much the maps cost.
4:15 I should be disturbed by this, but it's not like I haven't killed at least fifty times that amount of endermen in my farms
2:00 Damn, structure helper mod for Minecraft? Finally
2:10 wait that was actually sick tho