DaHans360 He says looking at her with a inch of makeup and a bunch of different shit done to her hair. No accounting for taste, it takes all kinds an all but just going off of this I would say "natural" doesn't apply.
0DarkEagle I don't think so. Most Batman fans in general would know, regardless if they played the game or not. Zsasz is a popular recurring villain in the DC universe.
I love Jen Kirkman! Kudos to Conan O'Brien for recognizing that she was not responsible for the child's sociopathic behavior. Apparently some people can't stand seeing a woman who doesn't fit their narrow, stereotypical view of feminism and feminists, so they see her as a threat, and attack her accordingly. I also don't blame the dog for turning on Jen's neighbor after she died, given her abusive treatment of said dog. I'm not a vindictive person, but some people (not enough, of course) eventually get what they rightly deserve.
Remember kids: You could be happily married for 40 years....and your spouse could be outside gardening and die from a heart attack. You are at the grocery store...so you aren't there for them while they die painfully alone in the garden. Bugs and stuff crawling over their body. Their arm reached out towards the house where the phone is. If only they could reach the phone. They died alone. LMAO
K McC communism was about equality as well.look how that turned out.it's an ideology that changes it character according to its milieu.definitions mean jackshit.
Love her jokes. And oh my, that kid is scary. Just like her, I too don't believe that being non-single and having kids guarantees you won't die alone. It's interesting that "women are not funny" blanket comment is missing in the comment section (as of now). I knew it. There will be bunch of anti-feminists in the comment section. Some people really just don't understand the difference between misandry and feminism. Try living in a third world country and say that you don't need feminism. (I live in a third world country) [btw, I'll simply mute this comment post. I don't need more sexism and vitriol in my life]
I live in a third world country, but it's actually mostly the men I see treated like shit in every day life here. (Philippines.) Maybe someone would disagree depending on which part of the Philippines they live in, idk.
The first woman to get a partial face transplant had her original face ripped off by her dog. But the dog was desperately trying to wake her up because she'd taken an overdose in a suicide attempt.
Dogs are not trying to do anything of the sort. They're idiots. They taste your blood and think they're helping? Give me a break you delusional idiots.
@@davec3651 They are plenty of stories out there of dogs and cats saving theirs owners. Theirs sens are more developed than us. That 's why some are used in therapy. You should do your research, instead of launching out at people like that. That's actually how you look like an idiot.
Anyway, she saved the show. Loved how she tried to continue immedately after the 'dog ate her face' line, kinda Normish (is this a word?) there. The hot and beta, but hot(!) version of Norm Macdonald. Afterall, she's hot.
†V£X† 10 is right around the time many children start to ask questions regarding mortality and it's implications. Seems to be about the age that "I'm going to did some day" clicks for them, especially if they experience the loss of a pet/relative.
azaz129 Yes, but the answer "murder is made up" shouldn't turn to standing over your parents with a knife, offering to see if they bleed. Maybe asking them "if I cut you will you bleed" would be freaky, but then we have a conversation. I'm not sure I could hang out with a kid, even if it were my own, that jumps right to the knife and offers to stab me. I remember I wast watching a boy who was playing rough with his cat and then he grabbed some scissors and started saying he was going to cut it. I calmly explained the best I could that the cat would be taken away, just like he would if his family hurt him, and the cat hurt, just like he did. But he thought he was funny even after that. I made him go back to the family gathering, away from the cat. Wont be alone with him anymore, more because I get to a point that I don't know how to calmly redirect and I feel pushed into letting them experience consequences, and sometimes that's not what you want to see happen.
Sabrina Dean Oh of course not, I completely agree with you, I'm certainly not saying the kid in the video's behavior is normal. I was merely referring to the normality of children asking such a question in general.
Amanda Jade I thought they were ugly women and white knights with blue/red hair that scream *Patriarchy ,RAPE CULTURE, **#KILLALLMEN**, WAGE GAAAAAP, MALES OPPRESS WOMEN*
Amanda Jade No. A feminist is someone who wants equal rights for women and men only when it benefits women. Example. Selective Service, only males are required to register but you don't see feminists protesting on the street for their right to register.
Murder's not real? That's like the coward's answer. I understand lying a little bit to children, but that's a pretty huge thing. Now the kid might think that the news are a lie, and get other wrong ideas.
I thoroughly enjoyed the messed up humor in this. And I love that Conan played along with it like a pro.
Conan is likely a lot darker than his show or network television would ever allow.
Jen Kirkman is my favorite female comedian, gorgeous to top it off.
A little late to the party but for a sec i read gorgeous with her top off. Then i re read 🤣
She is so naturally beautiful no joke
DaHans360 Naturally? How would you know. Seen her before she sat 40 minutes with a professional stylist?
yes and in person Kristian Niss
DaHans360 He says looking at her with a inch of makeup and a bunch of different shit done to her hair. No accounting for taste, it takes all kinds an all but just going off of this I would say "natural" doesn't apply.
No lips. Gorgeous
This turned real dark real quick
6 feet under dark.
The abyss
The kid is going to become Batman. "Do you bleed?.....You will".
iced4life3 LOL
iced4life3 That kid's probably a serial killer by now
iced4life3 No, he will become Victor Zsasz.
Henry Picklevitz Only people who played Arkham City would get that reference.
0DarkEagle I don't think so. Most Batman fans in general would know, regardless if they played the game or not. Zsasz is a popular recurring villain in the DC universe.
Awesome. I love her dark humour!
I'm on a Coco spree for the last 2 weeks... and I can't stop.
Rivers88 I'm a Cocohaulic too- 4-5 months now at least
Would you say your... coo coo for coco?.... alright list of things to do today... bad pun... check
well done, now you can get back to your Not So Important Gaming Life =)
My Not So Important Gaming Life I'm not quit sure what you're talking about... Oo
Rivers88 the coco puff commercials...
Well... That's disturbing
Well to some people god isn't real so, state that your religious first before getting hate comments.
***** Kind of like it, they are both fake so, I guess you can consider religion a porno.
I love Jen Kirkman! Kudos to Conan O'Brien for recognizing that she was not responsible for the child's sociopathic behavior. Apparently some people can't stand seeing a woman who doesn't fit their narrow, stereotypical view of feminism and feminists, so they see her as a threat, and attack her accordingly. I also don't blame the dog for turning on Jen's neighbor after she died, given her abusive treatment of said dog. I'm not a vindictive person, but some people (not enough, of course) eventually get what they rightly deserve.
I don't condone an animal eating people.
She's great.
Remember kids: You could be happily married for 40 years....and your spouse could be outside gardening and die from a heart attack. You are at the grocery store...so you aren't there for them while they die painfully alone in the garden. Bugs and stuff crawling over their body. Their arm reached out towards the house where the phone is. If only they could reach the phone. They died alone. LMAO
Who cares about them, now I'm gonna die alone because that person had to go and croak on me.
the "LMAO" at the end really makes this comment
What is this 1985?!? We got cellular telephones now. They go everywhere
We're all going to die alone. There's no company in death.
Not always. Some people die together at the same time.
I’m gonna grab someone and bring them down with me
@@yardworkk please take bieber
i instantly love this woman
Her stand up is on Netflix
Her standup on Netflix is hilarious! And I have no idea why so many comments are about feminism when it wasn't even touched on in this video.
TheMightyWill She had the audacity to wear a shirt that details her feelings on equality.
TheMightyWill Fedora-wearing neckbeards have mental breakdowns when they think that their rapey behavior is being threatened.
Andrew Ryan ?
TheMightyWill Males raging against feminism is the new rage on youtube. Doesn't even need to be in the video!
K McC communism was about equality as well.look how that turned out.it's an ideology that changes it character according to its milieu.definitions mean jackshit.
First time I hear from this lady...Jen Kirkman is from now on my favorite person in the world!
ok simpleton
Andy as always, spits hot fire
Hahaha, Andy!
You're the best!
+Andy Giles Haha, I really don't know why Andy Richter thought I was refering to him! :p
"Who's murderer are you?" lmao
Whose* murderer (who's = who is)
"I'm your murderer mommy" LOL
It's very selfish to have kids. Most "parents" should have adopted a dog instead.
Best interview
Love her jokes. And oh my, that kid is scary.
Just like her, I too don't believe that being non-single and having kids guarantees you won't die alone.
It's interesting that "women are not funny" blanket comment is missing in the comment section (as of now).
I knew it. There will be bunch of anti-feminists in the comment section.
Some people really just don't understand the difference between misandry and feminism.
Try living in a third world country and say that you don't need feminism. (I live in a third world country)
[btw, I'll simply mute this comment post. I don't need more sexism and vitriol in my life]
I live in a third world country, but it's actually mostly the men I see treated like shit in every day life here. (Philippines.) Maybe someone would disagree depending on which part of the Philippines they live in, idk.
Jen Kirkman, marry me plz. I make good toast.
More Jordan Shlansky!
TheAngryVideoGamer66 I want to see an episode where Andy is "out sick" so Jordan has to take Andy's spot as co-host for one episode.
Jessicanana89 Amazing
Must be done!
Hahaha I love this woman. It's so frightening....
I like her.
Lol this chick is awesome
Those parents should have quietly moved out and left no forwarding address, when the kid was at school!
Yeah ! So scary. You could always try to believe he's a kid, he'll just phased out, but that won't foul you. 🥶
Even in death people still worry about fitting in.
Damn, you're right ʕಠ_ಠʔ
Omg that kid! LMAO!!!!
Dying alone? I'm doing it now!
My wife’s pet peeve is when other women straight up ask her “how many kids do you have?” Assuming if someone is in their 30’s, they have to have kids.
Where's her necklace from? I want one! PS love her
Jen is hilarious!
Omg LOOOOOOOLL 3:30 😂😂😂😂
Jen Kirkman is the best forever.
She’s amazing 😍
Conan is a pro
she's very funny and pretty, loved this clip ❤
Jenn is my favourite Drunk History talker person thingy???? I dunno.
Jack D I loved the part on the one where she suddenly thought she’d forgotten to put on pants but was then informed that she was wearing a skirt.
Jen Kirkman = THE BEST FEMALE COMEDIAN
she's 40 and looks 25
She feels like a cleaner and appealing version of Madonna and I wouldn't worry about her consuming my soul like she did with Drake.
UA-cam comment section: proof that we all need to be feminists.
Wow, I feel stupid. I read the video title as "Jen Kirkman is Fine with Dining Alone."
Im never having Kids either, deal with it folks
This women is hilarious :D
Well.. That took a turn
Love her ! :)
Andy is hilarious in this vid
She is hilarious!
Love love her wardrobe choice
Thank you, Conan, for possibly being the first man to not blame a boy's crimes on the nearest woman.
Wow , babysitting that one kid who is fascinated with murder 😳😂
The first woman to get a partial face transplant had her original face ripped off by her dog. But the dog was desperately trying to wake her up because she'd taken an overdose in a suicide attempt.
Dogs are not trying to do anything of the sort. They're idiots. They taste your blood and think they're helping? Give me a break you delusional idiots.
@@davec3651 They are plenty of stories out there of dogs and cats saving theirs owners. Theirs sens are more developed than us. That 's why some are used in therapy. You should do your research, instead of launching out at people like that. That's actually how you look like an idiot.
@@oceaneo4603 Actually, some animals DO attack their owners unprovoked. Please do your research more thoroughly next time.
@@EmilyGloeggler7984 They sure DO. I never wrote, "all of them", just "plenty" which implicitly means "some", the word you chose to use.
Keep it light.
She is awesome! Lol
I think I love her
"I volunteer for tribute"
i like her, bring her back
Jen, you don't have to die alone! I'm here for you!
Conan i am ur biggest fan .Man u r my fav late night host .I am from Pakistan .
I hope Jen sees this post and knows I want to shoot my shot. You're alot of fun gorgeous.
Jen Kirkman is so hot, I've been in love with her since she was a panelist on the old Chelsea Handler show
Dogs get hungry if no-one feeds them, that’s what happens -
Those were the terms of The Deal.
It freaks me out when Andy stays quiet for a long time and then speaks all of a sudden. Maybe he should sit where we could see him all the time.
love her
Anyway, she saved the show. Loved how she tried to continue immedately after the 'dog ate her face' line, kinda Normish (is this a word?) there.
The hot and beta, but hot(!) version of Norm Macdonald.
Afterall, she's hot.
LMFAOO WTFF ?? CLEARLY THE MOST DARK FUCKING INTERVIEW EVER ..
Goddamn I love this lady
I dont know who this chick is but i like her in more ways then one xD
Blake Lively + Emma Stone
Hahaha!
That is the most disturbing humor I have ever heard.
I won't forget that story though.
Thank you for the video.
Must remember to look her up!
Who is she?
Zaphod The chick from drunk history that has been brainwashed to think all men throughout history were evil.
Lukeor Most men were, not all.
Lukeor We have a bad track record if you ever actually payed attention to history. Lol
Summed up: Don't plan on other people making you happy or fulfilling your life, it might not work out that way.
those pants
Jen!
Well, I think that was the weirdest conversation I've ever listened to.
reminds me a lot of lucy lawless.
WAIT WHAT?!?! is she 17-18 years old?
lol no they were joking about that, she is over 40
😀😀😀 the kid really did that
I'm stunned
What ten year old ask those questions though?
†V£X† ten year olds have a lot of questions without the self-awareness and insecurity of a teen.
†V£X† 10 is right around the time many children start to ask questions regarding mortality and it's implications. Seems to be about the age that "I'm going to did some day" clicks for them, especially if they experience the loss of a pet/relative.
†V£X† Made up ones.
azaz129 Yes, but the answer "murder is made up" shouldn't turn to standing over your parents with a knife, offering to see if they bleed. Maybe asking them "if I cut you will you bleed" would be freaky, but then we have a conversation. I'm not sure I could hang out with a kid, even if it were my own, that jumps right to the knife and offers to stab me.
I remember I wast watching a boy who was playing rough with his cat and then he grabbed some scissors and started saying he was going to cut it. I calmly explained the best I could that the cat would be taken away, just like he would if his family hurt him, and the cat hurt, just like he did. But he thought he was funny even after that. I made him go back to the family gathering, away from the cat. Wont be alone with him anymore, more because I get to a point that I don't know how to calmly redirect and I feel pushed into letting them experience consequences, and sometimes that's not what you want to see happen.
Sabrina Dean Oh of course not, I completely agree with you, I'm certainly not saying the kid in the video's behavior is normal. I was merely referring to the normality of children asking such a question in general.
I think she's hilarious.
I want to marry her
Beats dying in a mass grave. Those are never well meaning affairs.
Am I the only one who was creeper out by this woman?
That's not what most feminists look like
Ghost81 she'd have to get a really short (like 3-4 inches) hair cut first.
Well, that's the sad truth. No man wants to deal with feminists. Especially with false rape accusations.
A feminist is anyone who believes in equal rights for men and women. Simple.
Amanda Jade I thought they were ugly women and white knights with blue/red hair that scream *Patriarchy ,RAPE CULTURE, **#KILLALLMEN**, WAGE GAAAAAP, MALES OPPRESS WOMEN*
Amanda Jade No. A feminist is someone who wants equal rights for women and men only when it benefits women. Example. Selective Service, only males are required to register but you don't see feminists protesting on the street for their right to register.
Holy maccoroni!!!
well that was creepy.
Nothing says classy like leather pants and wristbands.
Holy 💩, this was dark
TOFOP represent!!!
Murder's not real? That's like the coward's answer.
I understand lying a little bit to children, but that's a pretty huge thing. Now the kid might think that the news are a lie, and get other wrong ideas.
Evija3000 She was 14 back then, so technically she was a kid too.
Michael Kupfer Yeah, I guess that's a decent argument.
Evija3000 plus, the news does lie, so....
miggidymark Well yeah, but a different more subtle kind of lie. Not the Santa Claus level of lie.
This what I mean when I say that I like older women
My soul sister
The Mrs Stephens/Mimi story is one of the best stories I've ever heard.
i still remember when it was found out that these t shirts were made by burmeese women who worked in languishing conditions and minimum wage.lol.
You only know like two insults, don't you?
Lol 3:05