Andy Richter's Best Zingers & Quips Pt. II

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  • Опубліковано 22 сер 2023
  • Pt. I: • Andy Richter's Greates...
    Pt. III: • Andy Richter Coming Up...
    Pt. IV: • Andy Richter: The Side...
    11 more clips of Andy stealing the show.
    00:00 Olivia Munn's Tiger Mom Didn't Spare The Rod
    00:40 Artie Lange: We All Lie To Women
    01:06 David Cross On The Perils Of Being An Older Dad
    01:36 Molecular Mixologist Claire Smith Makes Summer Cocktails
    03:30 Leslie Bibb On Burning Man
    04:43 Timothy Olyphant Loves Stealing Room Service Silverware
    05:27 Steve Schirripa Puts Up With A Lot Of Annoying Skinny People
    05:57 Conan Goes Make-Up Free
    07:34 CONAN Monologue 12/18/12
    08:00 Jennifer Love Hewitt Teaches Conan About "Vajazzling"
    11:41 Christina Applegate Isn’t Getting Back Into Her "Married With Children" Miniskirt
    12:13 Nick Kroll Interview Pt. 1 06/23/11
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  • @keithhendrickson8522
    @keithhendrickson8522 5 місяців тому +687

    Conan's a comedy machine gun, laying down that rapid fire, Andy just comes in like a sharp shooter and never misses.

    • @mysoreakshay
      @mysoreakshay 5 місяців тому +39

      That is one of the best descriptions I have heard about Conan and Andy's dynamic!

    • @VoiceKulaka
      @VoiceKulaka 5 місяців тому +6

      this comment needs a lot more likes!

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 4 місяці тому

      Back in the old days Andy was good at two things - gunslinging and cocksucking. But now he’s a comedian,

    • @terrylyn
      @terrylyn 3 місяці тому +2

      Lol that's perfect way to put it

    • @westerling8436
      @westerling8436 3 місяці тому

      Except when Norm rips him a new asshole

  • @Dan-1031
    @Dan-1031 5 місяців тому +363

    I love how Conan is the one who always laughs hardest at Andy’s jokes

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 26 днів тому +3

      How do you think Andy got the job? They had one dinner or lunch together and conan wanted to hire him on the spot, but the execs wanted Andy to do some more work or something.

    • @delong71487
      @delong71487 5 днів тому

      I love Andy because I have the same comedic style... stay quiet and listen most of the time, but pounce on a joke when the timing is just right

  • @kane4013
    @kane4013 5 місяців тому +232

    “I just experienced it just now” 😂😂

  • @kmduarte2005
    @kmduarte2005 5 місяців тому +339

    Andy is so underrated. He’s got one of the sharpest comedic minds out there.

    • @DrClawizdead
      @DrClawizdead 4 місяці тому +1

      He was on MST3K for a while. I miss TV's Frank!

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 2 місяці тому +1

      The wallmart one was good

  • @danielwilliams7562
    @danielwilliams7562 8 місяців тому +531

    I want to say on Conan's first episode back on TBS they had the "ex talk show host" masks and Andy says "the inside smells like tears". That, for me, was one of his best lines ever. And that's saying something. Hope to see it in a future video

    • @ud3592
      @ud3592 5 місяців тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Qg44LSRq2vw/v-deo.htmlsi=49N9wldY4HGWUZmk

    • @QnA22
      @QnA22 5 місяців тому +2

      Why is it saying something?

    • @brianmarshall3921
      @brianmarshall3921 5 місяців тому +2

      😂​@@QnA22

    • @fatsuperfly
      @fatsuperfly 4 місяці тому +3

      Well he is his Conan’s friend, he is just ribbing him. Andy works for him, but he can roast him, and it’s like “ ok you got me” I get it.

    • @Imzack1
      @Imzack1 4 місяці тому

      Mine was when they was going to go to Italy 🇮🇹 I was in school then so I didn’t wana fall asleep but I did even though I tried to stay up as late as I could

  • @OYME13
    @OYME13 7 місяців тому +164

    "I'm warm and I wanna reek of booze" "That's daddy's squirt gun!" 😂🤣😂

  • @ryd421
    @ryd421 4 місяці тому +72

    "because its my goddamn job" broke me

  • @ephraimalbertbelnap
    @ephraimalbertbelnap 2 місяці тому +34

    "I just experienced it just now!"
    Legend lol.

  • @tomconnors8165
    @tomconnors8165 8 місяців тому +224

    These are gems. I really appreciate the effort of putting these together.

    • @LastRookie
      @LastRookie 8 місяців тому +22

      va-gazzled gems

    • @AmazingFrenchman
      @AmazingFrenchman 5 місяців тому +3

      ​@@LastRookie God, I was about to type this!! Haha you sir, win.

  • @MMaRsu
    @MMaRsu 8 місяців тому +132

    Porky pigging it hahahaha damnit Andy you genius

    • @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13
      @C.Fecteau-AU-MJ13 8 місяців тому +7

      That was my favourite 😂😂😂
      I'm Australian and we have a saying for pretty much everything and yet Porky Piggin' is whole new one for me. Into the vocabulary it goes.

    • @donnywilliamson5807
      @donnywilliamson5807 5 місяців тому +7

      It can also be Donald Ducking or Winnie the Pooh. Both are bottomless shirt wearers

  • @redfive5856
    @redfive5856 5 місяців тому +85

    My favorite was their first year on “Late Night” and they took a double decker tour bus around Manhattan.
    Conan pointed out a .99¢ store.
    Andy said, “Yeah, they kick Dollar Town’s ass”

  • @lydian84
    @lydian84 7 місяців тому +155

    Andy is one of the most underrated comedians ever

  • @RyanAustinDean
    @RyanAustinDean 5 місяців тому +23

    “Is that a compliment?”
    “Well…yeah, if you choose to take it that way.”

  • @NusianceValue
    @NusianceValue 5 місяців тому +34

    i love how you can see the guests brain reset and that gives Conan a moment to bring it back.

  • @lindsayw7204
    @lindsayw7204 2 місяці тому +9

    I love Conan’s laugh in response to Andy’s quips.

  • @fartmachine5000
    @fartmachine5000 7 місяців тому +89

    They really need to have him on the Podcast occasionally.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 5 місяців тому +15

      Please. He'd never admit to being conan's friend.

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 5 місяців тому +28

    “This is just straight vermouth” is such a sharp line at the end there, the expected joke about it being booze with the bait and switch of it being a booze no sane person would just drink straight all in just 5 words, it’s perfect, no fat on that joke😂

    • @richarddoaks3880
      @richarddoaks3880 Місяць тому

      OK, I guess I'm insane because I'll drink a wine glass of vermouth.

    • @ryanhalien8468
      @ryanhalien8468 Місяць тому

      @@richarddoaks3880 you are indeed certifiably psychotic 😂 sorry to be the one to tell ya

  • @spageen
    @spageen 6 місяців тому +65

    Andy is like a comedy sniper

    • @ohh2752
      @ohh2752 2 місяці тому

      Well put

  • @nsostephanenyenti1755
    @nsostephanenyenti1755 8 місяців тому +97

    Frodo is really a hobbit 😂

    • @GrinningAries
      @GrinningAries 7 місяців тому +22

      To be fair Conan is a lumbering Irish fomorian

    • @babygravy7
      @babygravy7 3 місяці тому +10

      It’s funny because he’s not even THAT short. He’s 5’6 but Andy and Conan are over 6 ft

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 3 місяці тому +5

      ​@babygravy7 Andy is 6'3" and conan is 6'4". Fun fact, when shooting just the Hobbits and Gimli, they didn't need doubles because their heights were the right proportions.

  • @Arnuuld
    @Arnuuld 5 місяців тому +21

    Andy Richter, the number one talk show sidekick ever!

  • @NahNahNahNoWay
    @NahNahNahNoWay 9 місяців тому +30

    I vote for 100 more of these

  • @tyengineer0
    @tyengineer0 3 місяці тому +6

    God I miss Conan and Andy. Absolutely the Batman and Robin of late nite comedy television.

  • @applesoranges559
    @applesoranges559 8 місяців тому +19

    How I miss Andy n Conan together ❤️ ..

  • @AIKnowYou
    @AIKnowYou 2 місяці тому +3

    12:41 how he said "I have so little..." lmfao, and damn that was fast

  • @shadypelican
    @shadypelican 3 місяці тому +10

    Why that's a fine compilation of the Swedish German Andy Richter!

    • @DeathBeforeComicSans
      @DeathBeforeComicSans Місяць тому

      I thought he was American.

    • @jimmyjakes1823
      @jimmyjakes1823 28 днів тому

      @@DeathBeforeComicSans You don't know about swedish-german jokes. They are very popular in Georgia.

    • @DeathBeforeComicSans
      @DeathBeforeComicSans 28 днів тому

      @@jimmyjakes1823 I was joking. 😑

  • @johnnyeaton
    @johnnyeaton 5 місяців тому +6

    The Elijah Wood alcohol spray bit is the best. :)

  • @adamfrbs9259
    @adamfrbs9259 5 місяців тому +8

    "The product of alot of....."
    I don't wanna ruin the joke but that was absolutely effin hilarious.

  • @thegasman189
    @thegasman189 7 місяців тому +11

    googled porky pig picture to be reminded what he look like and had me literally laughing in tears

  • @jasonite
    @jasonite 8 місяців тому +12

    I love this, and I love Andy. This is great stuff

  • @patricktilton5377
    @patricktilton5377 5 місяців тому +10

    Ed McMahon may have been the first iconic 'side-kick' of a nite-time talk-show host, but Andy perfected the role.

  • @Bururaian
    @Bururaian 27 днів тому +2

    Timothy Olyphant is nonstop catching Richter strays

  • @richardsimon4135
    @richardsimon4135 29 днів тому +1

    Thank you Cactus Chef. These are great.

  • @Mopark25
    @Mopark25 8 місяців тому +26

    "There's one!" 😂😂😂 Andy is the fucking best

  • @ryanhalien8468
    @ryanhalien8468 5 місяців тому +22

    His lines aren’t the most cleaver you’ll ever hear, but his timing is perfect. A great example of why timing is so important in comedy

  • @nancycrandall4545
    @nancycrandall4545 5 місяців тому +6

    That’s Daddy’s squirt gun! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pienjopienjo7697
    @pienjopienjo7697 7 місяців тому +4

    Please put more of these on.

  • @jaimebarba2814
    @jaimebarba2814 5 місяців тому +6

    Andy’s one of the most underrated tv personalities

  • @OccuBot2011
    @OccuBot2011 7 місяців тому +15

    Andy really is underrated

  • @seamusriley4503
    @seamusriley4503 24 дні тому +1

    "That's not what you're supposed to do to the omelette" 😂

  • @Dorukyy
    @Dorukyy 6 місяців тому +1

    THAT WAS AMAZING!!!! MORE MORE MORE PLEASE!!!!

  • @memoryboy
    @memoryboy 8 місяців тому +7

    More please 🙏

  • @KenRobert
    @KenRobert 5 місяців тому +12

    I just realized Andy is taller than I thought.

    • @jkap34
      @jkap34 5 місяців тому +1

      6'3" just 1" shorter than Conan, 6 if you count hair.

  • @MandingoV2
    @MandingoV2 4 місяці тому +11

    andy totally saved that jennifer love interview lmao

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Місяць тому

    11:49. I like how the audience have a pause in laughter 😂😂😂😂

  • @johnmcnulty2705
    @johnmcnulty2705 5 місяців тому +5

    I guess one man's Porky Pig is another man's Winnie the Pooh.

  • @YardworkWithJohn
    @YardworkWithJohn 3 місяці тому

    I didn't expect to laugh this hard watching this :D

  • @trueno8663
    @trueno8663 Місяць тому +2

    Conan: "There's not a sincere bone in your body." 7:41
    Andy: "There's one." 🍆
    🤣😂

  • @FlipDahlenburg
    @FlipDahlenburg 5 місяців тому +10

    Andy's t.v. show was excellent, every episode that ran! Sorry they cancelled it.

  • @mattmays9063
    @mattmays9063 5 місяців тому +2

    This is exceptionally wholesome once I discovered that Jeff Garlin and Conan shared a pad in Chicago.

  • @GDog-xl6kr
    @GDog-xl6kr 7 місяців тому +7

    Porky pigging it, too good

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Місяць тому

    4:29 First time you see Conan laughed out loud 😂😂😂

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Місяць тому

    0:25. Andy is cracking head on what to say 😂😂😂

  • @echopathy
    @echopathy 2 місяці тому +2

    Applegate reaching for Any's arm

  • @rafaelmoura2103
    @rafaelmoura2103 Місяць тому +1

    i wish i would find an interview i saw once when andy said some nasty joke that i dont recal what was but conan remarked with "another quip from the abyss", been wanting to find that clip for years but have no clue what interview is from

  • @clarkkent3730
    @clarkkent3730 4 місяці тому +1

    Nothing is funnier than Jeff garland's laugh!

  • @andrewmacdonald6513
    @andrewmacdonald6513 7 місяців тому +2

    A great man at Winthrop University went to theatre parties with a sprayer of Alabama Slammers. Do not doubt squirt guns and booze.

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Місяць тому

    7:53. What is the episode here ?

  • @gr6e
    @gr6e 4 місяці тому +1

    2:00 never realized how tiny Elijah Wood is. I'm halfway between Conan and Andy's heights (and weights) and I'd genuinely have to try not to step on him

  • @micglou
    @micglou 5 місяців тому +6

    Wow... never knew Elijah Wood is actually hobbit sized.

  • @waltergregoireshling
    @waltergregoireshling 8 місяців тому +1

    It's awesome

  • @vam2317
    @vam2317 9 місяців тому +8

    I love that ur posting these lost golden moments to relieve once again. but my only problem is that you dont do it more often. sorry

  • @bloodsling
    @bloodsling 4 місяці тому

    7:42-8:00 lmao,best part of the clip

  • @CMKarm
    @CMKarm 4 місяці тому +1

    Andy saved Jeff's meh joke there. 😂

  • @A-small-amount-of-peas
    @A-small-amount-of-peas Місяць тому

    Best sidekick since Hey Now Hank Kingsley

  • @MaineOffGrid.
    @MaineOffGrid. Місяць тому

    Andy is hilarious. Best talk show sidekick ever.

  • @Unretrofied98
    @Unretrofied98 Місяць тому

    Andy is literally the most underrated comedian of all time

  • @power21100
    @power21100 4 місяці тому +1

    7:34 the man is so fast! There is ONE!

  • @CIRIL03
    @CIRIL03 3 місяці тому

    I long for an alternative universe where Andy is a free-range co-host in 90's era Stern's shows.

  • @krs5115
    @krs5115 5 місяців тому

    Miss Conan and Andy

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 5 місяців тому

    Best sidekick ever.

  • @MomentsGap
    @MomentsGap 8 місяців тому +1

    Who is the guy next to nick kroll at the end?

  • @Rheubie
    @Rheubie 5 місяців тому +2

    Also called "Donald Duck-ing it".

  • @drearydeary563
    @drearydeary563 5 місяців тому

    10:22 lol "that's good TV"

  • @neilsingh4659
    @neilsingh4659 5 місяців тому +2

    Andy is a brilliant comedian 😀

  • @oc2538
    @oc2538 Місяць тому

    12:05 😂😂😂 No one else on the bus likes it either

  • @moniemaker27
    @moniemaker27 8 місяців тому +13

    Andy truly is the perfect small town humor to Conan’s Ivy League humor

  • @brandonearly2963
    @brandonearly2963 5 місяців тому +2

    Who remembers the Andy richter show.

  • @questof1able
    @questof1able 5 місяців тому

    Tiny Stage!! WHAT?? 😂

  • @brianbird3756
    @brianbird3756 5 місяців тому +2

    I always felt that Andy missed an opportunity to slip in a line about chipping a tooth on the vagazzle show...

  • @sera2775
    @sera2775 5 місяців тому

    Andy doing improv is awesome

  • @ferdiyansurya
    @ferdiyansurya 8 місяців тому +3

    There another one where Kumail Nanjiani read tweets or literature and Andy had a good comeback

  • @wickedfuctup
    @wickedfuctup 5 місяців тому +16

    Jennifer is just too damn wholesome

  • @andrewwhite1305
    @andrewwhite1305 Місяць тому

    I appreciate Rictorian humor greatly.

  • @BCc249
    @BCc249 4 місяці тому

    Elijah wood rly looks like a hobbit next to conan lol

  • @racebiketuner
    @racebiketuner 4 місяці тому +1

    Andy is brilliant. Sure do miss his quick wit.

  • @006bloody
    @006bloody 8 місяців тому +7

    For the algorithm. More andy please.

  • @getinthespace7715
    @getinthespace7715 4 місяці тому +6

    Can you imagine all the crazy chemicals coming out of those cheap plastic toys when you put alcohol in them. 😂

  • @aflask1
    @aflask1 5 місяців тому +1

    Andy is my favorite co host

  • @spidrawebster
    @spidrawebster 5 місяців тому +5

    She's trying to describe shirtcocking and Andy just skips to the eternal truth we learned from the cartoons - he's Porky Pigging it.

  • @nathanchong7731
    @nathanchong7731 Місяць тому

    4:29 Andy know a lot of stuff 😊❤😊❤😊❤

  • @techenthusiast964
    @techenthusiast964 3 місяці тому +1

    "it's my god-damn job!!"

  • @Ironoclasty
    @Ironoclasty 5 місяців тому +1

    "Drink responsibly." [squirt-guns full of booze]

  • @coasternut3091
    @coasternut3091 4 місяці тому

    The cut between the vajazling and "she's 6 years old?"

  • @gregb8565
    @gregb8565 4 місяці тому +2

    Is there anything funnier than Jeff Garland’s laugh? Check out curb panel interviews it’s a hoot

  • @charleshessproductions
    @charleshessproductions Місяць тому

    Greatest late night show in history, I miss it 😢

  • @agalgonzalez
    @agalgonzalez 4 місяці тому +2

    Elijah Woods and the nutty woman with the water guns filled with vodka looked like dwarves compared to Conan and Andy.

  • @desisshadow314
    @desisshadow314 5 місяців тому

    "If you choose to take it that way!"

  • @Kahsimiah
    @Kahsimiah 11 днів тому

    03:14 who was the woman in the alcohol refreshment section?
    Was she doing some kind of "10 ways to creatively get drunk on a public beach" for a magazine and ran out of good ideas after 5 ways?

  • @PrmtvStudio
    @PrmtvStudio 13 днів тому

    Look how tiny Elijah Wood looks compared to them. I mean, he's a short guy anyway, but standing between Conan and Andy, he looks like a hobbit. :D

  • @randomhero2480
    @randomhero2480 3 місяці тому

    She’s all “no don’t spray me with it, that’s an awful idea.”