Just watched the film and realized the first geyser blast didn't hit the rex. The rex was just popping out of the steam afterwards, probably braked in time or something.
I feel bad for them. You can tell how excited they were to make and share their movie. It was like watching a kid trying to hatch an egg, only to find out that that egg was actually from a grocery store, and had no chance of becoming a chick.
It's even funnier since the Disney _Star Wars_ movies don't exactly help his case even if people seem to agree that Adam Driver ended up being the "best" part of them overall.
@@MusicoftheDamned I don’t think that matters, Adam Driver has done pretty well outside of ‘Star Wars’, but mostly because of ‘Star Wars’. This movie being the exception.
@@stormtraitor6545 I would argue while that he doubtless got better know due to the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy, especially internationally I imagine, Adam Driver was already doing quite well and generally being recognized as an actor even before that unfortunate disastrous clusterfuck trilogy. Fortunately being in those movies didn't ruin or really negative impact his career between his acting, far too many people thirsting for Kylo Ren (enough to harass his family in real life--sigh), and doing that well-regarded _Marriage Story_ movie (that I still haven't seen) right after that one. Oscar Isaac is probably the actor closest to the same deal from the laughably ill-planned trilogy since it would be weird to argue that the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy made Mr. Isaac "known" all of a sudden. I honestly can't think of any actor who got stuck in that trilogy actually applies to outside like Rose's poor actress and I guess Daisy Ridley (and both of those instances are unfortunately rather negative). Either way, yeah, _65_ was thankfully the exception to the seeming rule for Mr. Driver thus far, and even then for all that I've heard about the movie's faults Mr. Driver's acting isn't among them. Still, even great actors generally can't save poorly written plots, which _65_ sounds like another instance of on multiple levels--see also: ...the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy. Otherwise that live-action _Aeon Flux_ movie with Charlize Theron would be worth-watching--it isn't.
The dinosaurs seem like a big part of the movie, not just an ending twist (I haven't seen the movie admittedly). It'd probably be tough to make a trailer and market the movie without showing any of them. Even if they didn't show them, I'll bet people would quickly figure out the twist based on the name anyway.
@@AbruptAvalanche Yeah, it's not really an ending twist, but a basic part of the premise, but actually discovering it as part of the story unfolding would have been an amazing experience.
It wasn't just the trailer. They actually spell it out in text soon after he crashes: “65 million years ago, an alien crash-landed on Earth” or something like that. I'd never seen a movie provide its own synopsis before. Just a tad insulting
Beautiful, yet dumb. It's generally Canadians fleeing to the States for healthcare access, not the other way around. The US actually has socialized healthcare for the poor.
Pitch guy: “He’s an alien, which means he’s a Human in pretty much every way. Producer guy: “Sick!” Pitch guy: “Ya, and so is his daughter.” Got me rolling 😂
Can I play? Samuel 15:3 Now go and smite Amalek and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.’
What I really like is the subtle addition of "nerd" to the classic "hey, shut up" line. It realy shows growth and a commitment to comedic refinement from Ryan's writing.
@@ojeritoayala I don't think he replaced it, he just uses it for different nitpicks. Aliens using the metric system, that's a "Hey, shut up." response. Pointing out how everything in a film being complicated to the nth degree and not telling a coherent tale and infact breaks its own story trying to tell its story, that warrants a "Get off my back." So it's the difference between is the point a small nitpick or something that underminds the entirety of the movie? He's definitely moved from everything being a "Get off my back" to a mix of the two, but it's still around.
I loved how the escape vessel they needed to get off Earth was facing upside down and a T-Rex randomly flips it to face right side up. Thought Ryan was going to use that as the “Super easy barely an inconvenience” moment.
I didn't even realize this had been released at the box office. I saw it on my Netflix feed and assumed it was a direct-to-streaming release. The whole time I was watching the movie I could hear the Pitch Meeting in my head. This video came out pretty much as I expected, and I mean that in a good way.
This movie was moderately entertaining, but it was VERY difficult to turn your brain off enough to avoid noticing the plot holes. More than just an inconvenience.
Moderately entertaining? I didn't even bother watching the last half hour because it was such a dumpster fire piece of shit with ZERO redeeming qualities. The acting? Trash. Plot? Trash. cgi? Trash. U need to raise ur standards when it comes to cinema
@@CodeNinj it didn't really even feel like a reveal in the movie though. It was established pretty quickly what was going on. It wasn't like Planet of the Apes in the closing scene.
I remember when James Cameron got mad at the studio when they revealed that Arnie was sent back in time to help the humans in the Terminator 2 trailer, because he had it setup as a twist in the movie, so now he has the rights to have the final say for the trailers to all his movies written in his contract lol. The thing is movie studios and theatre owners, distributors etc. have a setup such that in the first week of a movie release, a bulk of the ticket sales profit goes directly to the studio and then going forward that shifts to favor the theatre owners etc. So it's in their interest to get as many people into the theaters as possible in the first week, and that's why they go so far as revealing even the twists and cameo appearances in the trailers, instead of letting people get surprised by it.
@@The8merp I haven't seen the movie. How do they attempt to hide the twist? Do you not get to see what the "monsters" look like until a ways into the movie?
I just realized how massively they missed the ball by making the asteroid impact not somehow their fault by crashing their spaceship into an asteroid or something. Alternate history is just always very fun. And it would at least make *sense* why it happened at that exact time
That is a good argument. Homer Simpson and his toaster actually makes more sense then this, he at least killed of the dinosaurs with his own incompetence. Setting them down basically the day before the asteroid hit is incredible stupid, Producer guy must have been high when he greenlit this one. It is a shame too, a dinosaur movie should be more fun then this.
But that'd require actual creativity, you know? Something even random youtubers seem to possess in higher quantity than actual screen writers. And then we're supposed to feel bad for their strike, lol
They actually got it spot on… humans look like the Adam Driver aliens because they left their DNA on planet Earth and when the Dinosaurs died humans evolved from Adam’s DNA
I am really looking forward to the "Revisted" version of this in a few years where Ryan is just like, "I have no memory that this movie ever existed, and was only reminded by reviewing my own old Pitch Meeting archive."
I love the "This time, there's a language barrier." followed by an immediate "Logan" 😂😂😂 Seriously, this site is chock full of channels that mock movies, but ryan George's delivery, format, and commitment to bits make this easily one of, if not the, best of its kind.
It's always a really little girl. It's never like an older teenage boy, always little girls. IDK why there's a reluctance to have a vulnerable supporting character who might personally relate to an older male role model, it seems they exclusively want a paternal fatherly protector role.
I'm surprised you didn't mention that them hiding from a T-Rex behind a waterfall and saving a baby dinosaur is pretty much lifted wholesale from The Lost World
Which was stolen directly from the book Jurassic Park, after they left that scene out of the first movie. The waterfall bit anyway, the baby dinosaur was one of the very few parts of the second book that made it into the film they named after it. I don't even remember that part in the movie honestly.
But you should inform about movies by yourself, Ryan only pitch bad, ugly and lame blockbusters. There are plenty of good more indipendent movies out there to discover. You're never gonna find out if you only watch his channel. I love Ryan George and his video but they give you the perception that every movie is trash. They are not. He only chooses the bad ones.
I remember getting hyped for movies, because I watched tv and commercials were on tv. Now I surf the internet with ad-blocker, and literally noone around me is spontaneously talking about whatever newest Marvel movie has come out, so I'm like: 'There's a Guardians of the Galaxy 3 film now?'.
@@smithchasea this is disappointing because in real life I have business cards that I give out to people who say this. They say "yes, like Ross from Friends. No one has ever said that before"
Sometimes a movie can promise "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs," deliver on "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs," and still it isn't enough. Hollywood is tough.
The movie business is suffering due to lack of imagination and risk-taking, which are directly related to the insanely high budgets that modern “blockbusters” cost to produce
I remember seeing the trailer for 65 and thinking "Whelp, I'm never going to watch that but hopefully there will be a Pitch Meeting someday." I was wondering if he would mention the fact that all of the dinosaurs still look like they were made for Jurassic Park for some reason despite the fact that we now know most of them would have been covered in feathers (the T-Rex being the exception).
@@retsaMinnavoiG Most of the discoveries so far have been coelurosaurian theropods, but they've also found early featherlike pelts on three species of ornithischia and the structures may go all the way back to the ancestral Archosaurs because veined feathers have been found on pterosaurs. Regardless, one of the antagonist dinosaurs in the film is a dromaeosauridae predator (most likely a utahraptor from its size) which we now know was covered in feathers.
@@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 every skin fossil we got of T rex, Albertosaurus and Gorgosaurus (other large North American tyrannosaurids of the late Late Cretaceous) are all scale only. Yutyrannus is early Cretaceous China.
Indeed. And also in the trailer. This would have been a much better experience if they hadn't done what suicidal Hollywood executives always seem to do: Spoil everything!
Okay so obviously this is parody and Ryan George is a fantastic writer and performer for it. And the Producer guy is competent overall and does accurately call out tons of plot holes. But… 1:00 “They figured out space travel but no protection for their ships??” Why would the ability to fly a ship in space automatically mean technology exists to protectt ships from F’ing asteroids. It’s an asteroid. He said it like it’s an obvious plot hole.
Wierdly i saw this film months ago and had completely forgotten every single detail of it, including its very existance until this pitch meeting. Its like some odd you tube pod person memory swap. The film only now exists as a pitch meeting in my addled brain.
Like they left at the most interesting stage. The asteroid didn't immediately destroy all life on earth, it was a global firestorm that was quite survivable if on the other side of the planet, then a global ice age then a scorching earth, all three of those together killed off all the dinosaurs (except the small ones that could fly) And there had to be some specific reason a human would be at this particular time like Adam Driver was part of a security crew for some illicit time travel technology where "we're just going to stay in orbit, we won't alter the timeline at all" but "oh no, something went wrong!"
I watched this movie like 10 days ago because i was hyped by the pitch. Alas, Every single minute was so filled with plot holes it could have had its own pitch meeting. When the movie ended, I literally said to myself "I'm too old for this shit". I hoped that Ryan would take care of it and here we are...
I think it’s a testament to how poor the dinosaur design was in this film that Ryan couldn’t tell that the main antagonist monster wasn’t supposed to be a T-rex. It was some fiction giant dinosauriod created by the film. A pair of t-Rex’s DO show up however near the end, before the characters escape and continue to be chased by the giant fictional monster that they eventually kill at the geyser. The fact that people struggled to even notice the difference demonstrates the importance of unique monster design.
It slightly annoyed me , the T rex bit. Also i believe it wasnt entirely fictional, the main antagonist is supposed to be a Fasolasuchus, although i remember the legitimacy of that genus is still under question mark
It's I guess supposed to be an oversized Fasolasuchus? But really it's just a quadrupedal T. rex and was literally only added in because the original cuts of the film had Stegosaurus, Ankylosaurus and Triceratops in them but the producers and test audience deemed herbivores "boring" and since those dinosaurs are quadrupedal and they didn't have time to reshoot, they just figured a quadrupedal tyrannosaur that vaguely resembles a Rauisuchian was good enough.
Hi Ryan. I’ve noticed in a lot of pitch meetings that the reason Screen Writer Guy writes a lot of stuff is because it will look cool. In your “Ant Man” pitch after SWG says that then Producer Guy says “The rule of cool strikes again!” I thought it was hilarious and should be a recurring bit. I mean, if your gonna say it looks cool, might as well highlight the Rule of Cool! I love all of your works. I can’t even count how many times I’ve watched Pitches, The guy who decided…..Your work is comedy gold! Love ya! Can’t wait to see more!😊
I’ve always thought it’s so cool that Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy really do resemble each other even though we KNOW they’re different people because one wears glasses and PG blinks those bright blues at least twice as much as SG (:
Ryan made me rethink how I watch movies and tv shows now all what I end up saying in my mind when a scene comes up is “unclear” and “that’s what we’re going with” and “nope” and all his other jokes 😂
Or when things work out way too easily I can't help but think "that was super easy, barely an inconvenience" and then I start to wonder if writer guy will say it at the same part that I did.
I never saw the trailers or anything for this movie before giving it a try. As soon as it started I was like “oh, I get it. He’s on another planet and is going to travel to Earth as it was 65 million years ago and the dinosaurs are going to eat people.” But then when the people in stasis died I was like “wait, you’re not even going to have dinos eat people? So this is just “After Earth” set in the past?” Oh look, two people from an advanced civilization speak different languages. I sure hope the universal translator isn’t broken.
That's exactly what I thought. I mean... they could have made it better by creating Dinosaurs that we didn't recognise, instead of ones we did.... then slowly have a reveal... we don't KNOW what dinosaurs looked like...some we do, most we don't. Would have been better to see the incoming asteroid, and THEN have the T Rex show up. That would have been a MUCH better 'Aaaahhh!' moment between the film maker and the audience...
I think this is because the studios have to pay the dinosaurs' descendants a lot of money to use the dinosaurs image, so, none is left to have characters, or even writers, for that matter...
Ruining the ending on the DVD cover is also what happened with the original Planet of the Apes movie which showed the Statue of Liberty, which was intended to be a surprise because Charlton Heston thought he had been on an alien planet for the entire movie and it turned out to be Earth after a nuclear war. I'm glad I had seen it on TV before it was released on home media and remember feeling shocked by that scene.
65's marketing didn't ruin the ending. Ryan, like 90% of the people who watched this, didn't read the sign that appears on the screen at the beginning of the movie. You know it's Earth in the past from the very beginning. Still a bad movie, but that one thing wasn't a problem.
I saw the original Planet of the Apes in the theater as a kid. It's a fond memory of an era when all media wasn't spoiled pre-release by the internet. This youtube channel really is the inevitable future of entertainment, where no one ever watches the original of anything and just relies on snarky synopses instead before calling it a day. Of course, it's just a matter of time until he makes a Pitch Meeting about a Pitch Meeting episode and the universe implodes. His revisits are already halfway there.
Idea for a sketch..... Diamonds. Did you know that diamonds are actually worthless? It's true. The only reason they are so expensive is because advertisers have made us think that we need to buy them to get married and be a precious gift to prove our love. It's a huge scam if you think about it. Love your videos! You are really talented and your sketches get me through my boring ass work day. Keep up the good work!
Honestly I really enjoyed this movie. Ryan is spot on with the marketing campaign ruining something that could have been a much better reveal had they left for movie goers to find out
If this film had any marketing at all, I missed literally ALL of it until the pitch meeting came along to give me the most experience with it I would have planned on getting in the first place! Tight!
Never caught it in the movie, but the fact he can detect a massive meteor from thousands of miles above the planet, but couldnt detect asteroids before they hit his spaceship.
I went to see it with some friends, and when the movie unloads its entire lore in like the first five minutes (flying through the stars like some screensaver), I turned to them and said, "They think we're idiots, right?"
@@eshaneshal1509 Well, now there's no choice but to shoot for... 65... million. Years Ago. Prehistoric Earth. Had a visitor. (Jesus, that title card...)
It still blows my mind that Mila Kunis' character finds out that she's basically a space princess and probably the richest person in the galaxy yet decides to throw all that away at the end to go back to scrubbing other peoples' toilets. I want to see the deleted scene where her family discovers they're actually rich and can travel anywhere in the galaxy but Mila purposely didn't tell them anything about that so they could stay cleaning people while she hangs out with her alien boyfriend. Probably one of the dumbest endings to a sci-fi film ever.
@@mrquirky3626 Haven't seen it, but sure sounds like it... I mean, if she's into being very down-to-earth, cool. Just give your space kingdom to some trustworthy people (if you can find any, granted... not easy) and plow all the cosmic wealth into quality of life for your citizens and anyone else in need. Don't just ignore the power to do good...
this is how I remember the opening dialog of 65... "I am the protagonist in this movie and you are my wife and our daughter is sick so I must go and make money, and I will be gone for a long time, and we love each other so much and we also love our daughter so much so we are so sad." "I am the female who is you, the protagonist of this movie's wife, and yes, we are so in love and sad for you going away, but you must go because our daughter is sick and we need money and so you must go away for a long time, and we are all so sad for this reason."
As someone who ACTUALLY watched this movie, the only thing I had to say about it to my friend when leaving was "Well... that was DEFINITELY Adam Driver fighting Dinosaurs."
Yeah I watched it on the plane while my dad and I split our audio so we could hear it together and I think that was the perfect viewing experience for this particular movie. It delivered exactly what was on the tin. Good way to kill 2 hours on a flight to Canada.
Funny thing is, it wasn’t even that. Those weird quadrupeds were definitely not dinosaurs. They just wanted creatures like Xenomorphs and Indoraptor because those are popular on mainstream media.
I think he actually mentioned in some Q&A section in one of those Revisited videos that it takes him a bunch of time to research what people's complaints are about the movie he's making a pitch about. So it's actually not super easy; he's just very dedicated, barely ever lazy,
The disappointment of the t-rex dying to the geyser... that was so relatable whenever a movie contradicts itself and treats the viewer as an idiot for thinking there was logic in it.
Great job again, as usual, by my favorite Canadian named Ryan! I'd love to see some pitches for classic films, like The Big Sleep and The Wizard of Oz. That would be tight!
The opening of this made me laugh so hard I dropped the phone. The sad little "Star Wars" is what sent me 😂. Thank you for the years of laughs, Ryan. 🎉
I have wondered what happened back than when there was a fire with the higher oxygen concentration. Was it just a crazy inferno even when not very dry.
Surprised you didn't mention Adam driver throwing a bunch of paprika to draw in because super advanced space faring aliens would never have heard of a pencil
I actually enjoyed the movie...but yeah, I can agree for some of this. Especially the ending (I didn't think it was bad, but it definitely could have been better). They could have done much more with the concept of this movie, but I still like it.
Thanks Ryan! These vids never disappoint! Can we get a World War Z pitch meeting? That was a good movie but it would make for a great pitch meeting I’m sure.
Director's cut had two gRape scenes between Dr Sattler and Dr Ian Malcom, in the middle was a sub plot about Dr Grant's charachter verbally abusing Timmy and while repelling open sexual advances from Timmy's older sister the whole movie. It was a full 45 minutes of hardcore action cut out because Stevey SpealBurg had another Thom Shanks movie to make about volleyballs in concentration camps.
Right?!? I mean, they're freaking DINOSAURS! And yet i don't remember a single dinosaur movie after jurassic park 2 that was even watchable. How do you mess up that badly? (also, this movie's dinosaurs somehow look worse than 1993 Jurassic Park's ones lol)
"At some point it's gonna be nightime" sums up so sadly well most blockbusters today ... Also I love how Producer Guy starts being acerbic and feeling worried for his job, which is very relevant in the current context.
I tried watching this last week as it was on Netflix. I stopped maybe 30-45 minutes in and never went back. Thank to Pitch Meeting, now I never have to!
The dinos should have had feathers. It would look accurate, but also so different to any dinosaur movie we've ever seen that your brain probably wouldn't place it as Earth right away.
I honestly feel like whoever designed the “dinosaurs” for this film had never EVER heard about dinosaurs and just had a child describe a couple to them.
The filmmakers were very open about not creating realistic dinosaurs, and making up a few while they were at it. I actually thought it was neat. There are countless species we don't even know about, so it's fun to speculate.
I'm terribly late for this, but if the filmmakers wanted scary alien monsters instead of actual dinosaurs they could have just made scary alien monsters inspired by dinosaurs and call them that instead of "dinosaurs"
I literally had to rewind the part about the dinosaur surviving the boiling hot geyser, only to be killed by a boiling hot geyser in the very next line, just to make sure I wasn't on drugs like the writers were.
Adding "nerd" at the end of the classic "Hey shut up" made it hilarious all over again and demonstrates how Ryan is able to keep Pitch Meetings so popular after all this time. 😄
The first boiling hot geyser was simply to reduce the dinosaurs’ scale armour for the *SECOND* boiling hot geyser. Wowowow…. Wow.
Ngl it was steam not water the fist time so I get it
Seeing you in the Pitch Meeting comments is weird, OT.
@@marcosgin777I feel like boiling hot steam should do similar damage 💥
@@marcosgin777 Steam is literally hotter than boiling water, smh. Are you an American? 🙄🙄
Just watched the film and realized the first geyser blast didn't hit the rex. The rex was just popping out of the steam afterwards, probably braked in time or something.
This movie really felt like "After Earth" with dinosaurs. And anyone who has seen After Earth knows that this isn't a compliment.
I'm afraid it might only be me and you that get this reference.
Edit: I stand corrected.
Before Earth
This movie is way better than After Earth lol. But that is not hard 😂.
Heeey!!! That was definitely not a compliment...not a compliment at all.
😉👍🏼
@@La5tnamE1 I know about After Earth as well as I watched the Honest Trailer and Pitch Meeting for it
"I've got to manufacture tension" is the perfect line! This Pitch Meeting was more thought out than the actual movie! Great job, Ryan!
I feel bad for them. You can tell how excited they were to make and share their movie. It was like watching a kid trying to hatch an egg, only to find out that that egg was actually from a grocery store, and had no chance of becoming a chick.
About that,
There is technically still a chance
how so?@@hyperjank5129
@@hyperjank5129Yeah a one in a Million chance
A video game like a first person shooter perhaps would have been a better idea because movies need interesting stories.
Wait...there’s a guy on UA-cam who’s made videos about hatching quail from store-bought eggs.
Writer Guy looking down dejected only to say, “Star Wars,” got a big laugh out of me! Thank you for these gems, Ryan!
It's even funnier since the Disney _Star Wars_ movies don't exactly help his case even if people seem to agree that Adam Driver ended up being the "best" part of them overall.
Oh milking Star Wars nostalgia is tight !!!!
@@MusicoftheDamned No need for quotation marks. He was the best part of those terrible movies.
@@MusicoftheDamned
I don’t think that matters, Adam Driver has done pretty well outside of ‘Star Wars’, but mostly because of ‘Star Wars’. This movie being the exception.
@@stormtraitor6545 I would argue while that he doubtless got better know due to the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy, especially internationally I imagine, Adam Driver was already doing quite well and generally being recognized as an actor even before that unfortunate disastrous clusterfuck trilogy. Fortunately being in those movies didn't ruin or really negative impact his career between his acting, far too many people thirsting for Kylo Ren (enough to harass his family in real life--sigh), and doing that well-regarded _Marriage Story_ movie (that I still haven't seen) right after that one. Oscar Isaac is probably the actor closest to the same deal from the laughably ill-planned trilogy since it would be weird to argue that the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy made Mr. Isaac "known" all of a sudden. I honestly can't think of any actor who got stuck in that trilogy actually applies to outside like Rose's poor actress and I guess Daisy Ridley (and both of those instances are unfortunately rather negative).
Either way, yeah, _65_ was thankfully the exception to the seeming rule for Mr. Driver thus far, and even then for all that I've heard about the movie's faults Mr. Driver's acting isn't among them. Still, even great actors generally can't save poorly written plots, which _65_ sounds like another instance of on multiple levels--see also: ...the Disney _Star Wars_ trilogy. Otherwise that live-action _Aeon Flux_ movie with Charlize Theron would be worth-watching--it isn't.
Thank you for pointing out that the "twist" being in trailer is insane. It would have been so good if it were an actual twist!
The dinosaurs seem like a big part of the movie, not just an ending twist (I haven't seen the movie admittedly). It'd probably be tough to make a trailer and market the movie without showing any of them. Even if they didn't show them, I'll bet people would quickly figure out the twist based on the name anyway.
@@AbruptAvalanche Yeah, it's not really an ending twist, but a basic part of the premise, but actually discovering it as part of the story unfolding would have been an amazing experience.
It would of been better trailers without revealing dinosaurs i got bored immediately after the trailers giving it away.
It wasn't just the trailer. They actually spell it out in text soon after he crashes: “65 million years ago, an alien crash-landed on Earth” or something like that. I'd never seen a movie provide its own synopsis before. Just a tad insulting
Watching the pitch meeting for a movie you had no idea existed is super easy, barely an inconvenience
Someone graped your dawg while you took the time to come up with that trash boy
you didn't miss anything
Exactly what happened here lmao
Watching the pitch meeting for a movie you had no idea existed is tite!
Jeez guys can you stop upvoting these repetitive low effort comments every week so we get the ACTUAL funny or interesting comments?
“Another thing that is sick is his daughter” That transition was impeccable. 0:49
I came here to say this 😂
Thanks for saying what we all were thinking. Perfect transition
That transition was TIGHT!
Closer to 0:52 but agreed
Followed by "Distant planets with American healthcare systems are tight!" was perfect.
"Distant planet with American Healthcare" made me spit my coffee out, thanks Ryan! Beautiful
Beautiful, yet dumb. It's generally Canadians fleeing to the States for healthcare access, not the other way around. The US actually has socialized healthcare for the poor.
hahaha so like Ryan stealing jokes from other people. Steals this entire premise from Jenny Nicholson and jokes from Mr. Sunday Movies. TIGHT!
making fun of American healthcare is hardly fresh unique content.@@Psilocybin77
@@Psilocybin77”Stealing jokes”-Every Canadian has dissed American healthcare my dude, it’s not intellectual property.
@@Psilocybin77 Ill just pretend all stolen jokes are homages because pretending is super easy barely an inconvenience.
Pitch guy: “He’s an alien, which means he’s a Human in pretty much every way.
Producer guy: “Sick!”
Pitch guy: “Ya, and so is his daughter.”
Got me rolling 😂
"And another thing that's sick is his daughter." 💀
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 Amen, keep up the good work!
@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist9 “Mercy is for the weak. A man faces you he is the enemy. The enemy deserves no mercy.” John Kreese 1:2 KK
@@zephyr8072 “But I tell you to love your enemies and pray for anyone who mistreats you.” Mathew 5: 44
Can I play?
Samuel 15:3
Now go and smite Amalek and utterly destroy all that they have, and spare them not; but slay both man and woman, infant and suckling, ox and sheep, camel and ass.’
What I really like is the subtle addition of "nerd" to the classic "hey, shut up" line. It realy shows growth and a commitment to comedic refinement from Ryan's writing.
Shuddup nerd!
Oh fudge! He's *character-arcing!* Quick, get the shotgun!1
indeed.
I'm still mad he replaced "get all the way off my back" for that one 😒
@@ojeritoayala I don't think he replaced it, he just uses it for different nitpicks. Aliens using the metric system, that's a "Hey, shut up." response. Pointing out how everything in a film being complicated to the nth degree and not telling a coherent tale and infact breaks its own story trying to tell its story, that warrants a "Get off my back." So it's the difference between is the point a small nitpick or something that underminds the entirety of the movie? He's definitely moved from everything being a "Get off my back" to a mix of the two, but it's still around.
Even if a movie end up disappointing us, there is always the Pitch Meeting to make watching it worth it
I loved how the escape vessel they needed to get off Earth was facing upside down and a T-Rex randomly flips it to face right side up. Thought Ryan was going to use that as the “Super easy barely an inconvenience” moment.
Not even an inconvenience.
Ah! Missed opportunity.
wow.... you actually seen the movie................
@@billybadass3056 well somebody had to ,so better him than us
I tripped and fell which is how i saw this movie; I honestly would have preferred to trip and fall off a cliff.
I'm very certain the pitch is going to be way more entertaining than the movie! Also, 61 is HILARIOUS!
That’s true 99% of the time
Ah, it’s on Netflix so I’ll watch it.
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As most of the time, yes, the pitch is way better than this movie.
If you love dinosaurs it's worth watching. The human story fell flat Adan Driver was crap not suited for this role.
I didn't even realize this had been released at the box office. I saw it on my Netflix feed and assumed it was a direct-to-streaming release. The whole time I was watching the movie I could hear the Pitch Meeting in my head. This video came out pretty much as I expected, and I mean that in a good way.
This movie was moderately entertaining, but it was VERY difficult to turn your brain off enough to avoid noticing the plot holes. More than just an inconvenience.
Super difficult, barely a possibility?
Moderately entertaining? I didn't even bother watching the last half hour because it was such a dumpster fire piece of shit with ZERO redeeming qualities. The acting? Trash. Plot? Trash. cgi? Trash.
U need to raise ur standards when it comes to cinema
Yeah plus the traiker ruined the movie basically . Not a great movie but not a bad film if you happened to catch it on a sunday type.
Lost it at studio writer telling studio producer "Hey shut up nerd"😂😂😂
I would say even worse was there was basically no relationship between the main characters because they couldn't communicate. What a dumb idea.
The beginning of this pitch meeting was pure gold, him being sad about the twist being ruined. I love your videos so much!
It feels like this happens SO OFTEN too, the script may have some really cool reveals, but they just couldn't resist using it in the trailer...
Hey shut up nerd
@@CodeNinj it didn't really even feel like a reveal in the movie though. It was established pretty quickly what was going on. It wasn't like Planet of the Apes in the closing scene.
I remember when James Cameron got mad at the studio when they revealed that Arnie was sent back in time to help the humans in the Terminator 2 trailer, because he had it setup as a twist in the movie, so now he has the rights to have the final say for the trailers to all his movies written in his contract lol. The thing is movie studios and theatre owners, distributors etc. have a setup such that in the first week of a movie release, a bulk of the ticket sales profit goes directly to the studio and then going forward that shifts to favor the theatre owners etc. So it's in their interest to get as many people into the theaters as possible in the first week, and that's why they go so far as revealing even the twists and cameo appearances in the trailers, instead of letting people get surprised by it.
@@The8merp I haven't seen the movie. How do they attempt to hide the twist? Do you not get to see what the "monsters" look like until a ways into the movie?
The subtle “shut up nerd” had me dead 😂💀
I just realized how massively they missed the ball by making the asteroid impact not somehow their fault by crashing their spaceship into an asteroid or something. Alternate history is just always very fun. And it would at least make *sense* why it happened at that exact time
That is a good argument. Homer Simpson and his toaster actually makes more sense then this, he at least killed of the dinosaurs with his own incompetence.
Setting them down basically the day before the asteroid hit is incredible stupid, Producer guy must have been high when he greenlit this one.
It is a shame too, a dinosaur movie should be more fun then this.
You’re a much better writer than the Hollywood goons. 👍🏼
But that'd require actual creativity, you know? Something even random youtubers seem to possess in higher quantity than actual screen writers. And then we're supposed to feel bad for their strike, lol
They actually got it spot on… humans look like the Adam Driver aliens because they left their DNA on planet Earth and when the Dinosaurs died humans evolved from Adam’s DNA
The Hollywood writer is gonna read this and feel big sad
I am really looking forward to the "Revisted" version of this in a few years where Ryan is just like, "I have no memory that this movie ever existed, and was only reminded by reviewing my own old Pitch Meeting archive."
*Revised
... or
*Revisited (?)
It was worth watching the entire movie just to make this Pitch Meeting make more sense and be so much funnier.
The dinosaur era lasted for 165 million years, and they arrived the day before it ended.
Only slightly better but it was the asteroids that crashed their ship.
That's what we're going with.
I mean yeah, for the story to happen. If they hadn’t then the movie would just not exist. Join us in fiction
Talking about being late, right?
It’s currently believed that the end of the dinosaurs occurred 66 million years ago, so 65 would be 1 million years after the collision.
I love the
"This time, there's a language barrier."
followed by an immediate "Logan"
😂😂😂
Seriously, this site is chock full of channels that mock movies, but ryan George's delivery, format, and commitment to bits make this easily one of, if not the, best of its kind.
His engaging comedic timing looks super easy barely an inconvenience.
@danavixen6274 Ooooooooh, comments referencing running jokes on the channel are TIGHT!!! 😁
@@heathcliffO_oLove the Deadpool thumbnail! ❤
Oh is that what he said?
It's always a really little girl. It's never like an older teenage boy, always little girls. IDK why there's a reluctance to have a vulnerable supporting character who might personally relate to an older male role model, it seems they exclusively want a paternal fatherly protector role.
"that's 4 away from the funny number" got me lol
I think a lot of people missed that.
Yeah I dunno what’s so funny about the number 61, but I appreciated it nonetheless
Them conquering space flight before healthcare is the most believable part of the movie.
They didn't say one thing about any munging either.
U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
Haha, yeah
We can send people to the moon and fuse atoms, but feed hungry kids, that's mission impossible
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Things will always cost stuff. Nothing will ever be free, just cheaper.
This Pitch Meeting is probably the best publicity that movie is ever going to have, mainly because it's studio obviously did not give it any.
Would you waste money on marketing this turd?
I disagree I saw so many trailers for this movie. It just didn't look good
Nah there were def trailers going around
id be ashamed of this trash too
this was the first I heard of it.
I'm surprised you didn't mention that them hiding from a T-Rex behind a waterfall and saving a baby dinosaur is pretty much lifted wholesale from The Lost World
Yeah, I thought the same thing!
Which was stolen directly from the book Jurassic Park, after they left that scene out of the first movie. The waterfall bit anyway, the baby dinosaur was one of the very few parts of the second book that made it into the film they named after it. I don't even remember that part in the movie honestly.
This channel single handidly is keeping me informed on what movies have come out.
Same. I don't care about anything coming out, so getting the 5 minute parody versions is better.
This is the 1st I'm hearing of this movie.
But you should inform about movies by yourself, Ryan only pitch bad, ugly and lame blockbusters. There are plenty of good more indipendent movies out there to discover. You're never gonna find out if you only watch his channel. I love Ryan George and his video but they give you the perception that every movie is trash. They are not. He only chooses the bad ones.
@@lucapepito ohhhh that explains the Ashoka one
I remember getting hyped for movies, because I watched tv and commercials were on tv.
Now I surf the internet with ad-blocker, and literally noone around me is spontaneously talking about whatever newest Marvel movie has come out, so I'm like: 'There's a Guardians of the Galaxy 3 film now?'.
Me and a couple of other palaeontologists got *not sober* and went to watch this at the cinema. Impeccable. Laughed my head off.
"Laughed my head off." is that where palaeontologists keep their asses?
i want to hang out with not sober palaeontologists
Next time, go with some Paleontologists...
Ross, is that you??
@@smithchasea this is disappointing because in real life I have business cards that I give out to people who say this. They say "yes, like Ross from Friends. No one has ever said that before"
01:37 the "Hey shut up *_nerd"_* had me choke!! 😂🤣🙃😂
For a movie whose main gimmick is "fighting dinosaurs with futuristic weapons," it really went light on the dinosaurs.
And future weapons
They look like they were ai generated...
Sometimes a movie can promise "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs," deliver on "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs," and still it isn't enough. Hollywood is tough.
The movie business is suffering due to lack of imagination and risk-taking, which are directly related to the insanely high budgets that modern “blockbusters” cost to produce
I don't think anyone wanted "Adam Driver fighting dinosaurs''
Maybe it would do better if they delivered on, "Adam Driver gets a decent haircut"...
Adam driver was the worst part of this movie they should of casted someone else.
Probably going to be same with Ferrari (Adam Driver driving)
I remember seeing the trailer for 65 and thinking "Whelp, I'm never going to watch that but hopefully there will be a Pitch Meeting someday." I was wondering if he would mention the fact that all of the dinosaurs still look like they were made for Jurassic Park for some reason despite the fact that we now know most of them would have been covered in feathers (the T-Rex being the exception).
I'm pretty sure it's only the coelurosaur dinosaurs that had feathers?
@@retsaMinnavoiG Most of the discoveries so far have been coelurosaurian theropods, but they've also found early featherlike pelts on three species of ornithischia and the structures may go all the way back to the ancestral Archosaurs because veined feathers have been found on pterosaurs. Regardless, one of the antagonist dinosaurs in the film is a dromaeosauridae predator (most likely a utahraptor from its size) which we now know was covered in feathers.
T rex definitely had feathers. Yutyrannus, another large tyrannosaur, is positively covered in them. It only makes sense that T rex is as well.
@@honourabledoctoredwinmoria3126 every skin fossil we got of T rex, Albertosaurus and Gorgosaurus (other large North American tyrannosaurids of the late Late Cretaceous) are all scale only. Yutyrannus is early Cretaceous China.
This discussion seems more interesting and has more angles than the movie 🍿
The lightning illuminating the T-Rex was legitimately scary and well done.
If this makes you scared … you are the target audience for this shit 💩
Indeed. And also in the trailer. This would have been a much better experience if they hadn't done what suicidal Hollywood executives always seem to do: Spoil everything!
Even the people praising this movie can't do it right lol.
That wasn't a t rex that was the monster that chases adam in the end of the movie
if it aint broke, do it over and over again with every single actor 😂😂😂😂. Ryan you're AMAZING 😊
I liked that it was also self-referential to the nth degree
Okay so obviously this is parody and Ryan George is a fantastic writer and performer for it. And the Producer guy is competent overall and does accurately call out tons of plot holes.
But… 1:00
“They figured out space travel but no protection for their ships??”
Why would the ability to fly a ship in space automatically mean technology exists to protectt ships from F’ing asteroids. It’s an asteroid. He said it like it’s an obvious plot hole.
Sometimes I have no idea a movie exists until Ryan George makes fun of it and this is one of those times.
me too
Which one is Ryan George?
Wierdly i saw this film months ago and had completely forgotten every single detail of it, including its very existance until this pitch meeting. Its like some odd you tube pod person memory swap. The film only now exists as a pitch meeting in my addled brain.
For me it's most of the time
@@cultofgauravthe guy with the beard. 😁
This is way more entertaining than the 35 minutes of the actual movie I managed to sit through.
Ha ha, I only wasted 20 minutes of my time. I'll die with an extra 15 minutes of life compared to you.
This sounds like it could've been a cool idea for a movie, it just sucks that they fumbled the execution this badly
Adam driver has to become good at acting will see about the movie Ferrari
Not really, the plot is basic, unoriginal and nonsensical.
Like they left at the most interesting stage. The asteroid didn't immediately destroy all life on earth, it was a global firestorm that was quite survivable if on the other side of the planet, then a global ice age then a scorching earth, all three of those together killed off all the dinosaurs (except the small ones that could fly)
And there had to be some specific reason a human would be at this particular time like Adam Driver was part of a security crew for some illicit time travel technology where "we're just going to stay in orbit, we won't alter the timeline at all" but "oh no, something went wrong!"
I watched this movie like 10 days ago because i was hyped by the pitch. Alas, Every single minute was so filled with plot holes it could have had its own pitch meeting.
When the movie ended, I literally said to myself "I'm too old for this shit". I hoped that Ryan would take care of it and here we are...
Ryan George is such a person
He's definitely one of the people of all time!
Person's
He's so human!
of all the people in the world, ryan george is definetly one of them
He truly is a specific individual.
I would absolutely thoroughly enjoy working for this company with these two people 😂😂
I think it’s a testament to how poor the dinosaur design was in this film that Ryan couldn’t tell that the main antagonist monster wasn’t supposed to be a T-rex. It was some fiction giant dinosauriod created by the film.
A pair of t-Rex’s DO show up however near the end, before the characters escape and continue to be chased by the giant fictional monster that they eventually kill at the geyser. The fact that people struggled to even notice the difference demonstrates the importance of unique monster design.
It slightly annoyed me , the T rex bit. Also i believe it wasnt entirely fictional, the main antagonist is supposed to be a Fasolasuchus, although i remember the legitimacy of that genus is still under question mark
It's pretty clear not a T-Rex IMO, its arms are much bigger. But the head and the rest of the body in general is quite similar, color too
Wasn't the Big Bad dino on four legs, not two? I mean, that's a pretty significant difference.
Mean dinosaurs be mean
It's I guess supposed to be an oversized Fasolasuchus? But really it's just a quadrupedal T. rex and was literally only added in because the original cuts of the film had Stegosaurus, Ankylosaurus and Triceratops in them but the producers and test audience deemed herbivores "boring" and since those dinosaurs are quadrupedal and they didn't have time to reshoot, they just figured a quadrupedal tyrannosaur that vaguely resembles a Rauisuchian was good enough.
TBH I've not heard of this movie yet and I want to thank the production company for providing great Pitch Meeting content.
Hi Ryan. I’ve noticed in a lot of pitch meetings that the reason Screen Writer Guy writes a lot of stuff is because it will look cool. In your “Ant Man” pitch after SWG says that then Producer Guy says “The rule of cool strikes again!” I thought it was hilarious and should be a recurring bit. I mean, if your gonna say it looks cool, might as well highlight the Rule of Cool! I love all of your works. I can’t even count how many times I’ve watched Pitches, The guy who decided…..Your work is comedy gold! Love ya! Can’t wait to see more!😊
I’ve always thought it’s so cool that Producer Guy and Screenwriter Guy really do resemble each other even though we KNOW they’re different people because one wears glasses and PG blinks those bright blues at least twice as much as SG (:
Watching the pitch for a movie you won’t see anyway is tight
Let’s all take a moment to thank Ryan for sitting through this dreck so that we don’t have to. Thanks Ryan!
It was good
lol no it wasnt. The movie was absolute garbage.@@peabrain6872
@@peabrain6872 Adam Driver elevated what would've been an utterly forgettable film. It was like he was acting in a completely different movie.
Ryan made me rethink how I watch movies and tv shows now all what I end up saying in my mind when a scene comes up is “unclear” and “that’s what we’re going with” and “nope” and all his other jokes 😂
I love, "I'm going to need you get all the way off my back about that." 😂
Or when things work out way too easily I can't help but think "that was super easy, barely an inconvenience" and then I start to wonder if writer guy will say it at the same part that I did.
I never saw the trailers or anything for this movie before giving it a try. As soon as it started I was like “oh, I get it. He’s on another planet and is going to travel to Earth as it was 65 million years ago and the dinosaurs are going to eat people.” But then when the people in stasis died I was like “wait, you’re not even going to have dinos eat people? So this is just “After Earth” set in the past?” Oh look, two people from an advanced civilization speak different languages. I sure hope the universal translator isn’t broken.
That's exactly what I thought. I mean... they could have made it better by creating Dinosaurs that we didn't recognise, instead of ones we did.... then slowly have a reveal... we don't KNOW what dinosaurs looked like...some we do, most we don't. Would have been better to see the incoming asteroid, and THEN have the T Rex show up. That would have been a MUCH better 'Aaaahhh!' moment between the film maker and the audience...
It's a tax write off movie. Somebody's mistress went a little over budget it seems
I think this is because the studios have to pay the dinosaurs' descendants a lot of money to use the dinosaurs image, so, none is left to have characters, or even writers, for that matter...
@@A0142-m1j That's not how 'tax write offs' work...
the long pause between pumpkin and apple is the realisation for RYAN that he had to watch this movie just for sake of pitch meeting...
0:11 what’s so funny about 61?
I think he meant 69😅
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@@Badasspredatoryeah bro is saying hi to r/whooosh
Ask your parents.
Ruining the ending on the DVD cover is also what happened with the original Planet of the Apes movie which showed the Statue of Liberty, which was intended to be a surprise because Charlton Heston thought he had been on an alien planet for the entire movie and it turned out to be Earth after a nuclear war. I'm glad I had seen it on TV before it was released on home media and remember feeling shocked by that scene.
DAMN YOU!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!
65's marketing didn't ruin the ending. Ryan, like 90% of the people who watched this, didn't read the sign that appears on the screen at the beginning of the movie. You know it's Earth in the past from the very beginning. Still a bad movie, but that one thing wasn't a problem.
You’re saying, that enough people didn’t know the plot of the movie, all the way up until it was released on home video???
I saw the original Planet of the Apes in the theater as a kid. It's a fond memory of an era when all media wasn't spoiled pre-release by the internet. This youtube channel really is the inevitable future of entertainment, where no one ever watches the original of anything and just relies on snarky synopses instead before calling it a day.
Of course, it's just a matter of time until he makes a Pitch Meeting about a Pitch Meeting episode and the universe implodes. His revisits are already halfway there.
@@richmcgee434There's already a Pitch Meeting Pitch Meeting if you didn't know. The 100th episode.
Idea for a sketch..... Diamonds. Did you know that diamonds are actually worthless? It's true. The only reason they are so expensive is because advertisers have made us think that we need to buy them to get married and be a precious gift to prove our love. It's a huge scam if you think about it. Love your videos! You are really talented and your sketches get me through my boring ass work day. Keep up the good work!
Personally, I think diamonds are boring looking. I'd rather look at jade or mother-of-pearl any day.
Honestly I really enjoyed this movie. Ryan is spot on with the marketing campaign ruining something that could have been a much better reveal had they left for movie goers to find out
Agreed. It wasn't some "Sharknado"-level bad but was mishandled on many levels.
Definitely agree. It's a 6.5 or 7 for me
Same. I loved the concept, and while execution wasn't the best it was actually decent.
I didnt even know this movie existed before seeing it with friends but it was still absolutely the worst movie I had seen in years.
@@ashleighcochrane The CGI was amazing as well
If this film had any marketing at all, I missed literally ALL of it until the pitch meeting came along to give me the most experience with it I would have planned on getting in the first place! Tight!
Never caught it in the movie, but the fact he can detect a massive meteor from thousands of miles above the planet, but couldnt detect asteroids before they hit his spaceship.
I went to see it with some friends, and when the movie unloads its entire lore in like the first five minutes (flying through the stars like some screensaver), I turned to them and said, "They think we're idiots, right?"
U have exactly 65 likes, i dont wanna ruin it. Lol
@@eshaneshal1509 Well, now there's no choice but to shoot for... 65... million. Years Ago. Prehistoric Earth. Had a visitor. (Jesus, that title card...)
@@benkoferenc3365 wtf is wrong with u?
Ryan, please, do a "Jupiter Ascending" pitch : the WTF is off the charts in this movie !
YES OH PLEASE
It still blows my mind that Mila Kunis' character finds out that she's basically a space princess and probably the richest person in the galaxy yet decides to throw all that away at the end to go back to scrubbing other peoples' toilets. I want to see the deleted scene where her family discovers they're actually rich and can travel anywhere in the galaxy but Mila purposely didn't tell them anything about that so they could stay cleaning people while she hangs out with her alien boyfriend.
Probably one of the dumbest endings to a sci-fi film ever.
@@mrquirky3626 Haven't seen it, but sure sounds like it... I mean, if she's into being very down-to-earth, cool. Just give your space kingdom to some trustworthy people (if you can find any, granted... not easy) and plow all the cosmic wealth into quality of life for your citizens and anyone else in need.
Don't just ignore the power to do good...
*YESSSS*
That movie was so bad I almost walked out while on a date. The fact she enjoyed it proved she had terrible taste and wasn't right for me.
wait 5:08 pumpkins? nice i now love this channel even more
Accidentally watched this movie on a flight quite sleepily and instantly knew it was great Pitch Meeting content
At this point, I’ve seen more new movies in the past two years through pitch meetings than I’ve actually really seen.
i love movies like this because they give us the best pitch meetings
I love it when the pitch meeting is better than the actual movie
It wasnt that bad of a movie. Just more like a one and done type of thing more so.
That’s 100% of the time nowadays
"Another thing that's sick is his daughter" i was not expecting that 😂
this is how I remember the opening dialog of 65...
"I am the protagonist in this movie and you are my wife and our daughter is sick so I must go and make money, and I will be gone for a long time, and we love each other so much and we also love our daughter so much so we are so sad."
"I am the female who is you, the protagonist of this movie's wife, and yes, we are so in love and sad for you going away, but you must go because our daughter is sick and we need money and so you must go away for a long time, and we are all so sad for this reason."
"That's the one from every dinosaur movie!" I love it when producer guy does that
As someone who ACTUALLY watched this movie, the only thing I had to say about it to my friend when leaving was "Well... that was DEFINITELY Adam Driver fighting Dinosaurs."
Yeah I watched it on the plane while my dad and I split our audio so we could hear it together and I think that was the perfect viewing experience for this particular movie. It delivered exactly what was on the tin. Good way to kill 2 hours on a flight to Canada.
Funny thing is, it wasn’t even that. Those weird quadrupeds were definitely not dinosaurs. They just wanted creatures like Xenomorphs and Indoraptor because those are popular on mainstream media.
Everybody always quotes the "barely an inconvenience" line but its always the "wow wow wow" that gets me lol
How does Ryan George single handidly pinpoint all major movie flaws? He does it with so much ease, that its Super easy barely an inconvenience!
He has a team of joo's writing races jokes all night for him.
I think he actually mentioned in some Q&A section in one of those Revisited videos that it takes him a bunch of time to research what people's complaints are about the movie he's making a pitch about. So it's actually not super easy; he's just very dedicated, barely ever lazy,
@@PeamThePanda None of what you just said is true, literally none of it.
handedly**
@@jennyanydots2389 trollollollollo
This was indeed a movie. Good job screenwriter guy, you did a movie.
The disappointment of the t-rex dying to the geyser... that was so relatable whenever a movie contradicts itself and treats the viewer as an idiot for thinking there was logic in it.
"That's four away from the funny number!" Haha, Ryan actually echoed my initial thoughts! 😂🤣
.... 61....wait thats not a "funny" number!?.... yeah i dont get it!?
@@mathieuduval7544 The "funny" number is 69. If you know, you know.
61 is hi-larious!
@@mathieuduval7544 A "61" is when a fat person sleeps with a skinny person.
Sounds like we got an offender on our hands folks. WAtch this kid for sure!!
Once again Ryan makes me feel better about myself for not seeing a movie. I appreciate your sacrifice!
Great job again, as usual, by my favorite Canadian named Ryan! I'd love to see some pitches for classic films, like The Big Sleep and The Wizard of Oz. That would be tight!
The opening of this made me laugh so hard I dropped the phone. The sad little "Star Wars" is what sent me 😂.
Thank you for the years of laughs, Ryan. 🎉
My favourite part of this movie was all of the new growth forests and trees somehow being on ancient Earth, and all of them being so small.
Good one
I have wondered what happened back than when there was a fire with the higher oxygen concentration. Was it just a crazy inferno even when not very dry.
I'm glad that we pasted this millstone of the 65 pitch meeting
Surprised you didn't mention Adam driver throwing a bunch of paprika to draw in because super advanced space faring aliens would never have heard of a pencil
Been waiting for ya to do this one. Such potential right down the drain. Thought the same thing about the promos revealing the dinosaurs
I actually enjoyed the movie...but yeah, I can agree for some of this. Especially the ending (I didn't think it was bad, but it definitely could have been better). They could have done much more with the concept of this movie, but I still like it.
I enjoyed the part where Adam Driver did a backflip and snapped the T-Rex's neck and saved the day.
I clicked on this so fast.. watching a movie pitch for a movie you were never gonna watch is TIGHT
I like the subtle “hey, shut up, *nerd* ” tweak. 👌 1:30
i suggest making a space between * and " for *it* to work
Thanks Ryan! These vids never disappoint! Can we get a World War Z pitch meeting? That was a good movie but it would make for a great pitch meeting I’m sure.
The pitch meeting for Meg 2 will be amazing. "I bet thats going to come in handy later" can be used for nearly every previous scene.
As a kid, my favorite dinosaur films were the Land Before Time series. As an adult, I mean, come on, the first Jurassic Park is near perfect.
It is.
the first jurassic park, is literally a MILESTONE ((when it comes to VFX))
Near? If Jurassic Park isn't a perfect movie, I don't know what is.
@ All the computer scenes are pretty weak. It's a great movie but I always laugh whenever the girl dramatically says "It's a UNIX system".
Director's cut had two gRape scenes between Dr Sattler and Dr Ian Malcom, in the middle was a sub plot about Dr Grant's charachter verbally abusing Timmy and while repelling open sexual advances from Timmy's older sister the whole movie. It was a full 45 minutes of hardcore action cut out because Stevey SpealBurg had another Thom Shanks movie to make about volleyballs in concentration camps.
Very very funny, yes. Love it. Good meeting. I am glad you filmed it and now we can watch it and share with our families and friends if we have those
"That's 4 away from the funny number."
Yeah, 61 is a super hilarous number.
It seems hard to make dinosaurs boring but the movie 65 found a way. Great job Hollywood.
Needed more locusts
Right?!? I mean, they're freaking DINOSAURS! And yet i don't remember a single dinosaur movie after jurassic park 2 that was even watchable. How do you mess up that badly? (also, this movie's dinosaurs somehow look worse than 1993 Jurassic Park's ones lol)
Huge snore fest this one for sure. Great for my insomnia though
@@Narcan885 if you can't remember a single watchable dinosaur movie after JP2, you have not watched Kung Fury. You should remedy that.
I love it when Ryan goes all into how they marketed the movie when I have never even heard of it.
I actually really enjoyed this movie. Adam Driver did an amazing job.
I've seen that "wow wow wow.... wow" thing 100 times and it STILL makes me laugh.
I swear he makes it better and better. Somehow!
It it ain't broke, do it over and over again.
... timing
"At some point it's gonna be nightime" sums up so sadly well most blockbusters today ...
Also I love how Producer Guy starts being acerbic and feeling worried for his job, which is very relevant in the current context.
I tried watching this last week as it was on Netflix. I stopped maybe 30-45 minutes in and never went back. Thank to Pitch Meeting, now I never have to!
Congratulations, Ryan! You surpassed the challenge of watching more than 65 minutes of this movie. He he just kidding, I didn't know it existed 😅
The dinos should have had feathers. It would look accurate, but also so different to any dinosaur movie we've ever seen that your brain probably wouldn't place it as Earth right away.
You can tell it's earth, literally just from the title. lol
I honestly feel like whoever designed the “dinosaurs” for this film had never EVER heard about dinosaurs and just had a child describe a couple to them.
“Um. It’s big? And and it has scales? And um…big teeth? And some claws.”
The filmmakers were very open about not creating realistic dinosaurs, and making up a few while they were at it. I actually thought it was neat. There are countless species we don't even know about, so it's fun to speculate.
It's supposed to be cool, not accurate.
I'm terribly late for this, but if the filmmakers wanted scary alien monsters instead of actual dinosaurs they could have just made scary alien monsters inspired by dinosaurs and call them that instead of "dinosaurs"
@@F0xR0t13 who cares? They can call them whatever they want.
I literally had to rewind the part about the dinosaur surviving the boiling hot geyser, only to be killed by a boiling hot geyser in the very next line, just to make sure I wasn't on drugs like the writers were.
This made me literally LOL
That was one of the weirdest parts of the movie. Maybe the dinosaur had a single-use boiling hot geyser shield or something 💀
Adding "nerd" at the end of the classic "Hey shut up" made it hilarious all over again and demonstrates how Ryan is able to keep Pitch Meetings so popular after all this time. 😄