I Found The Perfect Boyfriend
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he doesn't want a girlfriend, he just wants to be a fashion stylist
Why does this have 3k likes but no comment💀 I'm confused
Nah fr
@@katthestranger don't question it.
@@katthestrangerthere's nothing to respond to straight facts with 😂
@@katthestranger10K with 5 comments including me lol
This man writing his own self insert fanfics, I respect it
i dont
@@bucketman5138 you know what, i respect that too
@@addieloomis218 lmao
Hes doing imagines but with himself and yn
@@vogelvrouw cutting out the middle man
Why does it always look like kurtis is stuck in a bowling alley in the 80s offering kids cigarettes
Underrated comment
Stoppppp 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg why is this right though?!
No no. Cocaine
Nah man he’d give kids the stink eye while he smokes in the bowling alley
@@KingOfGaymes he would definitely cough and plug his nose when he walks by someone who is sweaty (and look at them judgementaly)
"Only if your skin is white" made me choke on my water. 🤣
@@liamsteamwalsh8421 lol no lies detected.
i remember feeling so bad for my poc sisters who were 1D fans when that vid came out 😭
Tbf if you listen to one direction you’re probably white
@@weavesnatched7957 wait am i stupid but why was the 'being white' part said?
@@sharlowtay_thestarbecause 1D has more than just white fans, but they only used white girls as the pov for viewers so it kinda felt like they were leaving out the people of color fans :/
I love how an integral part of the fantasy is that the girl patiently waits until his game is over, like picture her just hovering there for 35 minutes
Bold of you to say its only 35 for this guy
like that meme of the guy doing housework and he's like "it's all a part of the foreplay".
My husband used to be a dota2 player. I was waiting for like an hour
Ikr it’s like “I’m so selfless! I make my wife wait for me to finish the game before I return her affections!”
i knowwww that part killed me, the "you wait patiently" 😂
the second this guy said "actively seek out hugs" i knew he says "where's my hug?" reflexively to every woman he is even slightly acquainted with
ew...we used to call those ppl a human vacuum cleaner, because they suck the life force out of your life using emotional manipulation to "get hugs"
Also the "Hey gurl..." "Um...." "Did you know" "That you look beautiful?" from 2012 Facebook memes
*edited to correct typo*
Omg yes... I know too many people like that
Yes. I don’t like those people it makes me feel uncomfortable luckily my dad is protective!
@@BunniesAreAdorable my dad once asked me if Id feel better if he beat the people up that crossed my boundaries and abused me. Maybe Im crazy but just him saying that made me feel better already
Finding a Kurtis Conner video you haven’t watched, is like finding a twenty dollar bill in your winter coat you haven’t worn for 9 months.
Especially when there's a song in it too
he’s definitely the ‘where’s my hug’ kind of dude
Nah he's the " you wouldn't date me bc I'm so ugly"
These are not mutually exclusive, and they usually lead into each other. @@brianaverly6391
“Babe don’t kys you’re too sexy haha “
@@brianaverly6391he’s both ngl
Kurtis casually mentioning his tour bus burning down in every video from now on is actually both so sad and funny
it's absolutely fucking hilarious i hope he continues with it
Wait, did that actually happen???
i thought it was a joke first time he said it but i do think it's the funniest fucking thing even tho it actually burned down
@@AAAAAA-nw1tx yes it did unfortunately! no one was hurt but they lost a lot of merch and belongings in the fire. but kurtis posted recently that they got a new tour bus and were able to continue the tour :)
@@annah2284 oh no! At least everyone was fine and they were able to keep going
Kurtis reciting the Ninja “braless wife” tweet is my personal rickroll
@Wrath 🅥 shut up
Fr
Made me gag a little
i want him to replace his intro with that tweet
Honestly my favourite lmaooo
As a genderfluid person i can say that when i feel femenine, this man buys me all my clothes, and when i don't, he breaks into my house and steals every single piece of clothing i have
I should have really realized I was a trans dude earlier when he bought my sister clothes but if I took any of them he’d set my closet on fire
Help I’m non-binary but I look so femme he won’t stop buying me dresses my home is completely inundated by dresses I’m drowning I can’t find the door to escape my house please I’m
@@DiMagnoliaoh no they just died from drowning in dresses
@@oliverthedum2129 "dresst" in peace 😔
@@toceeno874 😭😭😭
My theory is he is an alien and is trying to find out what's normal
"Is it normal? No, really, is it? I don't know I'm so tired"
like that one and key and peele sketch
"what is thaaat" or smth like that
autistic me growing up LMAO
every segment with mr. "ladies is it weird" felt like nails on a chalkboard but the stitch language part took me tf out, caught me off guard and will haunt me for days now
I'm lowkey embarrassed to admit that the Stitch language made me feel nostalgic, because I was OBSESSED with Lilo and Stitch as a kid and would speak in the Stitch voice a lot when I was like 7 lmaooo
@@KreeZafi I loved Lilo and Stich but this was too much for me 💀💀💀
It's the "think about it" right after that makes me immediately wanna just click away LOL
"Ladies is it weird that ..." YESSSSSS , if he was my boyfriend i would be freaked tf out , ladies is it weird that I find it creepy af instead of stimulating ?
Resurrected cringe culture
I’ve never heard the term “emotional thirst trap”, but it’s straight up the perfect way to describe these kinds of videos holy shit
@Türkiyeyi seviyorum how deep is your love
Damn the bots working overtime 💀
Man I'd make good money if I had a voice like his 🥲
@@fricketyfrackgettfback as deep as the bottomless pit I have in my backyard that I use to dispose of bodies.
it is called manipulation as he makes that bs up.
These were all so hard to watch but the last one has me physically recoiling
I collapsed into myself like a dying star the voice was my ultimate undoing
@@DiMagnolia omg astrophysics joke
so... you don't wanna be his boojiboo? 🥺
Imagine actually dating this guy and trying to explain this to your friends💀
but would he actually post this shit if he had a girlfriend? 💀
@@wiselordasianjesusthegreatest thank youuu
Repress the urge to vomit long enough and you get a new wardrobe ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@@liamsteamwalsh8421because this is fucking weird. a thirst trap is shallow.
@@liamsteamwalsh8421 emotional cuts deeper than surface level sexual thirst traps. if that's not an obvious fact to you you're probably from a different planet and that's fine
Kurtis saying he cant do high production videos because he’s on tour then proceeding to make a whole song is funniest thing
well its a song, not a video
And a 16 minute video with so much editing
Our goodest boi has some serious ADHD vibes
infp vibes babyyy 🤟
@@cyanbaba7795nice pfp
as a woman i can confirm that yes every single piece of clothing i have has been personally chosen for me by this man
As another woman I can confirm that this internet stranger buys my articles of clothing.
as a lady*
its true, I'm the clothing
@@amandaburton5868 what's the difference? /Gen
yes, he buys all of the shitty clothes i have come to possess as well
this man's out here fully writing his own fanfic in asmr on twitch stream I'm dying
this is the zoomer male version of all the tween girls who wrote twilight smut in 2008 😂
The Spider-Man kiss was actually in a One Direction fanfic😭😭 I’m pretty sure y/n was dating Harry
you've put it into words
what a lovely reminder that i'm a lesbian
Hahaha
Ladies, is it weird that i want us BOTH to wear the Angel onesie? 😳💞
"Oh my God men are horrible and I..
Wait, not my problem!"😂
“Ladies, is it normal that I’d transition just to be your boyfrie...” don’t you dare dude, don’t you dare
SAME 😅
don’t be silly kurtis, we all know the indoor boyfriend is the most perfect
Word
Obviously 🤭
yes
I am so sorry for your replies
What a reference
The things he says he does isn’t that weird, but when he asks if it’s weird every time is definitely a weird thing to do
It's a strategy that sadly works
@@anibalvaldebenito8810 to appeal to teenage girls
It's for the algorithm, people will comment and more comments mean the video will be boosted
@@TomatoTomatoTomatoTomatoTomato negative attention be attention regardless
Is it weird 🤪 that when im your boyfriend im attracted to you? 🥺🥺🥺 ladies please i have no idea
i have matching onesies with my girlfriend and i will never get this out of my head now thanks alex
if you don’t call her boojiboo while wearing the matching onesies i’ll be very upset
i nearly gagged at the video then realizing i have a matching onesie with my boyfriend
as a lesbian this man makes me physically recoil back in my seat when i watch any of his tik toks and i find it hilarious
As a straight woman, same 😂
I am a man who doesn’t know his sexuality(fun), he makes me wanna crawl out of my skin, run away to a different country, and take 5 1/2 baths
My organs are shriveling up and turning to dust just hearing his voice
Onggg@@lillienicholas4581
real omg@@placeholderdoe
“Ladies, is it weird that I think you’re all the same and want exactly the same things?”
Yes. Yes it is.
This is what bothers me about it too, like its directed at all women because we're just a monolith
@@sallyversace6784 it feels like it goes further, tbh. Not only what he thinks women want, but also blatantly projecting what he wants. I feel kinda bad for the guy. Seems lonely. But, also, I'm still really uncomfortable with his videos. He's like...either trolling us all. Or, he actually thinks those comments from 12 year old girls is an indication of how he's perceived by all women. In which case, yikes. Edited bc I realized that the sandwich part i mentioned (since took that out of my comment) was Kurtis. Oh boy. 😅
@@jf2801 um... I thought the sandwich bit was Kurtis satirising him? Or did I miss something?
some guys forget that we're human beings too. and it really sucks.
@@jf2801 what? The sandwich bit was a ninja reference
Listening to kurtis half heartedly talk about how great tour is while looking like he's about to pass out is so funny to me
The bots omg
Relatable
Hi! you finally found a human in the replies, Suprising right?
@@Juliet-ow1wy i fell for it lol the one with the kurtis picture and name 💀 im so done
@Kurtis Соnnner 🅥 kick rocks
Fun fact he used to make shower thoughts videos before doing this
explains the way he talks in to the microphone
as a trans man i can confirm that this man purchased all of my clothing before i came out and promptly broke into my house and stole them all after i transitioned
Fun fact: I only watch Kurtis’ videos so I can hear Barbie say “balls” all the time.
Edit: this might be the most likes I’ve ever gotten on a comment and it’s about Barbie saying “balls.” 💀
These replies are killing me 💀
He's used it so many times yet it still gets me every time 💀
The way I scream every time it’s played
It has truly been the only thing keeping me here since the extra greeting stopped
i personally come for the bratz girl saying "ew" but "balls" is a pretty good one too
hearing that boy asking all those things is like reading a fanfic out loud, just cursed imo
the “imagine if” bit was just a one direction imagine from 2013 i got war flashbacks
"I tied my long, golden hair into a messy bun and threw on my favorite cropped top that hugged my hourglass figure tightly. I always hated looking at myself in the mirror, I stared at my icy blue orbs while they stared back at me examining my body. I hated how small and petite I was. I hated my sharp jawline, flat stomach, clear skin, naturally straight,white teeth.I hated that I wasn't like other girls, I hated makeup and shopping, i loved reading and eating pizza and playing video games. After hating on everything about myself I rushed downstairs to see my alcoholic guardian that hates me. They said to pack my bags because they've sold me to a popular boy band so that they could buy more alcohol"
@@rae4007 Amazing 10/10 would read again
To be fair having someone put their full body weight on you while cuddling is super comfortable. Weighted blankets were literally based off of exactly that sensation. He does absolutely send off creep vibes tho
Autism detected
Guys with dedicated and practiced Stitch voices are such a personal red flag I swear to god
This is an entire type of guy???
I'm stunned you've met more than one (bc I've met zero so far, not including this Alex guy)
cringe culture isn’t dead. It’s just searching for its next victim. Like the queen.
Link to the clip of deez nuts
*ua-cam.com/video/NSX1bdZoy3k/v-deo.html*
(Making fun of bots)
Rip, your comments are full of bots
damn, britain was too cringe that it killed the queen.
@Emotional Damage For a second I thought you were one of the bots lmao
these bots also killed the queen
Kurtis's skits are like a dream, you don’t know wtf is going on until it's over
I dunno, I watched the whole thing and still have no idea wtf is happening
i had a dream that i was swept away by a tornado... this felt the same
Yes, in the skit where he was confessing a kink that lead into the "I'm the joker" twist was so wild lmao
Fever dream*
Or you think you know until the end😭
i know it's innocent at the end of the day but tiktoks like that really piss me off, very manipulative
This is so cringe. If he was that great at being in a relationship, he wouldn't have to emotionally thirst trap online: he'd be too busy being amazing to his girlfriend.
“Ladies I have a serious question for you. Is it weird that I’m in your house right now? I personally see nothing wrong with it but people keep telling me it’s weird.”
Lol to be 100% fair he might suck at the "getting a girlfriend" part because he comes on too strong and skips right to the "being your boyfriend" part that he might actually be good at.
But yeah no still a fair point and you're probably right lmao
Congratulations, Kurtis! I hope your girlfriend doesn't mind.
Polyamory
Love the suzuya pfp
@@genericname2747 yes
jesus christ the bots… is this what it’s like to be early
@Kurtis Соnnner 🅥 😩
i love how committed you are to never letting that horrible Ninja tweet be forgotten
@im calling saul deez
Where
LMAOOO YESS
which tweet?
@@echomoth9270 4:44 he’s mocking the tweet lol
"actively seeking out hugs" means "as opposed to passively accepting the hugs that I creepily force on you"
I think just any physical contact initiated by a woman gets this guy going.
Kurtis: I think we're gonna go a little bit easier today...
Also Kurtis: *does opera*
Kurtis: tour is a lot
Also Kurtis: *creates 100 hilarious skits over a single tiktok AND the new disney prince anthem*
@yes that's a bot
@@justyuan0907 that user is also a bot
Disney prince anthem?
Legit what I was thinking :D He puts so much effort into his vids, even the ones that have simpler concepts
@@Alex-hd4yr oh damn
if i had a nickel for every time kurtis wrote a song about being a boyfriend, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice, right?
3 if you count blood-related!!!
🎶DOOFENSCHMIRTZ EVIL INC- CORP-O-RATED🎶
Phineas and ferb
Ah, Doofenshmirtz
@@garfield_tv oh shit yeah
i like to think that if kurtis walks into a room and there’s only one other person he goes “folk! 👏” and that’s all
The ‘is this weird’ rant turning into a joker monologue has me rolling
this is the kind of dude that wants to act like the sweetest, most sensitive guy and as soon as you say you don't wanna go on a date with him he tells you you're worthless and don't deserve to live
Yup, "But I'm PERFECT how could ANYONE not want to date me, you must be stupid!" 😂
yes!! the nice guy energy is strong with this one
he’s incredibly cringy and weird
he seems like one of those dudes that are like "where is my hug at?? 🤓🤓"
@@JujusCandy Alex Meyers reference?
I’m going to permanently have the phrase “let’s watch another tink tonk” in my head forever
I love tink tonk
@Thank me later 🅥 where's the video where he gets exposed for giving people polio
it’s not the first time he’s said that but each time i hear it i can’t unhear it
what's with all these spam bots
Alright, somebody own up, who ordered the Spam Bot Special?
I will never be able to get over how Kurtis looks in the thumbnail, how is no one pointing this out. I'm scared and I can't tell if it's photoshopped or smth. I'm actually genuinely afraid.
it’s scary
it's definitely photoshopped or has those smile filters on it
I love that at 05:30 you can see the clock changing time behind him lol. It took him 6 minutes to say two lines.
I actually found out I’m trans because I never received clothing from this guy. True story.
This is very funny. well done
Nice that’s he’s respectful like that
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Barney? Is that you?
oh you too? 🧐
I was crying over a boy who didn’t love me until I watched this video. Now I have the ick. Not all hero’s wear capes. Thanks Kurtis!!
Some wear a mullet
If this is being loved, I want no part!
Kurtis has the power to break the spell from any boy lmao
Same
I had never experienced the ick until this video. Turns out I don't like new experiences 💀
I love kurtis’s commitment to reference that ninja tweet in every opportunity he gets
"Is it weird that I want your voice to be my alarm?"
Yes, yes it is.
“Since I’m on the road I unfortunately don’t have time to make more complex videos” proceeds to act no less than 3 characters in a skit as a girl actively seeking hugs
and makes a full musical number lmao
never thought in my 17 years i would hear a grown man call himself a golden retriever
Have you not heard of furries
17 is super young. Once you're old and sad like me, you'll be much less shocked by people saying *much* worse things. The internet is a truly awful place.
@@calvinlee8103 it's truly a cesspool but I still be spending all my time here
i don't think it's weird to compare yourself or someone else to the behavior of another animal? like golden retrievers are known for their open affection, friendliness, and loyalty so he's saying he'd give this hypothetical girl the same affection and loyalty a golden retriever would give their person
it's a weird way of saying he's a bit too into women showing the littlest bit of physical affection but the dog comparison is one of the least weird parts of the video lol
girl you got so many more years...... thats not even the beginning
The way he literally almost had me until the onesie
i knew kurt could sing😭 beautiful disney vocals smbd hire him lol
kurtis: “at the end of the day, this content is harmless”
me: *violently throwing up every time he says “is it? 😌🤪”*
LITERALLY I can't believe Kurtis was able to watch the clips and laugh, I was looking away and gagging the entire time
EXACTLY i just really hate the concept of praising someone for the bare minimum
I literally hate his voice so much I wanted to throw up
@@isopodcritter fr, i can’t cope 😭
the chances of this content being harmful is low. but not zero
I'm so proud of you Kurtis for finding yourself such a wonderful boyfriend!
Seems like I am the only human here, The AI is taking over and this is the first step
Why are there so many bots in this reply section????? Aaaaagh
@@perplexed1783 yes it is >:^)
@@businessmudkip4548 don't stop them...they're scamming each other!! xD
I'm so gay for him 😌🎉
This guy is like every wattpad love story personified
he was the senior who went up to the freshman girls talking about “where’s my hugggg? no hug today?”
i dont know if its just me but this man is fucking terrifying. everything about him is so strangely chilling anytime i hear him say “ladies” i get full body chills. if i saw this man in public id run as far away as i could
hard same. the first couple videos were all i needed to be convinced he is an abuser. he’s sending the message that the bare minimum is special and other men won’t do it. he’s the only one who can provide the emotional intimacy that is required in any relationship. that is absolutely an emotional manipulation tactic. he disturbed me so much i kept covering the screen and talking out loud to myself to drown out his voice lol
he’s also specifically targeting women who are victims of previous abuse because they’re the only ones who might actually believe that what he’s advertising isn’t normal behavior. predators seek out easy prey.
Because it seems fake as hell and you wonder what he's really like under the surface 🧐
@@laceyrainbolt5432 what in the hell are you talking about. Thats really horrible what you just said dude. The guy is cringe not a danger to society, seriously you need to grow up and watch what you say about other humans cus that is some insane accusations you just threw out over some silly cringe behavior.
he is targeting, at worst, lonely people who want silly cliche cute things in their life. Speaking as a "victim of previous abuse" you are deeply ignorant to throw around words like -abuser-. STOP diminishing the meaning of serious shit by using it on BASIC ass cringe behavior.
he is uusing "pick me" behavior, not "abusive manipulation against victims". ffs
It’s his expression too, he is so smug and self satisfied while he oozes this toxic sludge.
imagine being irl friends with this guy, i wouldn't be able to look him in the eyes without making fun of him
@Zyzz The bot itself is betraying his kind wow
id call him budgyboo in public and then explain to any woman he met that he wanted her to crush him sexually.
@Zyzz the bot betrays his own kind
This is not a man who has friends in real life.
@@jeremyschapstick that account is also a bot, it posted a link right above that comment, it's trickery, perhaps even witchcraft
trying to write horror and i got too scared of my own writing that im watching kurty to calm myself down
I'm wearing a lovely outfit from him right now. It's so perfect! He really knows how to pick an outfit that suits my personal style. 🥰💜
😂
“I don’t have the time to make a complex video”
*writes and films a song, fully edited*
I love you Kurtis
Kurtis: sorry i dont have time for a more complex video
Kurtis: *acts out multiple Hollywood level skits & writes a disney song foy a tink tonk boi*
You're doing God's work Kurtis
ok
oK
If this isn’t a complex video then every other UA-camr needs to step up.
ok
Is it w e i r d that I watched this video twiceee?! XD
the batman impression was elite 🤣
11:37 “like my tour bu-“
It’s crazy that Kurtis thinks this video isn’t a big video - cuz the work and amount of editing in this is so much especially for on tour and in a hotel room
Yeah it just felt like a normal video. Very funny and light hearted. And the song at the end 👏👏
honestly id say this is one of his best videos yet
Yes, I feel fully fed
i thought he has editors
me and my sister saw you in Chicago; we laughed, we cried, we peed, we pooped. Y’all were incredible 10/10 - thank you for a delightful show.
That’s good to hear. I’m having trouble pooing, so I guess I’ll definitely get a ticket now.
Pee time 😊😮
ayeee i was there too, i can’t believe everyone pooped on the floor at the same time
I saw him in Chicago as well!! Laughed so hard I almost lost my voice 😁😁
@@lavenderlaceration they were all so good :,,,,)
Omg. The resurrection of christ plays that I had to sit through [act in] as a kid have been thrust from my memory and replaced with that joke.
The ninja tweet read out by Kurtis always makes me laugh so hard
I'm tempted to say that Kurtis's new boyfriend comes across as a classic "pick me" boy. But I'm endeavoring to be a better person and I can see this guy makes our Mayor happy, buys him all the clothes that exist, and got him matching Disney onesies so bless you both and mazel tov
😂😂 I was about to ask what’s the name for an indoor Chad then I saw a Chad had responded 😂😂😂
The “double it, triple it, double it, double it” killed me. Haven’t laughed that hard in a while😂
Double it, I need all of it
Yes it’s me
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@shad shad I don’t like it, it looks like a cement block with a top hat
Me too
i was literally coming to comment this im still cracking up
I LITERALLY THREW UP WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABT ANGEL.
People doing Stitch impressions make my bhole retract up into my body.
This is what we call a “Pick Me” guy. They’re kinda like the male version of “I’m not like other girls” 😂
Hugo from Love Island
Wouldn't a pick-me guy just be the male version of a pick-me girl?
Omg so true😂😂
Fr tho
It's goddamn infuriating to see either gender do.
11:28
the transition to the joker impression is so seamless its impressive
It's what did it for me
that was so fuckjg funny
i was drinking tea and nearly choked bc i started laughing so hard
It caught me off guard to the point I'm like cursed to look at Joker Conner
I was eating and actually spit my food out cos it caught me so off guard and I couldn't stop laughing
if i had a nickel for everyone kurtis sang a song about being a boyfriend, i would have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
the second he said "pretty outfit" i got the ick lmao
The “actively seeking out hugs” skit was so fucking funny truly peak comedy
click on the like button. dont worry about what i wrote previously
I have All the Abs
Idk these things don't really sound like the bare minimum. The bare minimum/basic respect should be met in 100% of relationships and well, i wouldn't want him doing basically any of the things he described. I think these are actually pretty romantic scenarios if you're into that kind of stuff, to me it's mostly creepy/uncomfortable lol
@@jsas2047 It doesn't feel romantic to me either honestly... Sounds like something I'd see in a fanfiction tho. The random dancing thing was cute, and I'd smile if I saw it in a book is all lol
can't relate
@@cryforhelp7270 truee i mean the Disney stuff can be cute if you're also a Disney adult but.. I'm not, so this is definitely not the bare minimum/standard for my relationship (or relationships in general, I'm pretty sure most people aren't disney adults lmao).
this guy reminds me of the old adage "a good person doesn't feel the need to tell everyone what a good person they are". I dunno, I'm sure he's a perfectly nice guy, he just seems a bot too eager to show everyone what a great boyfriend he'd be...
He had me at Boojiboo
This has to be parody. I can't live in a world where this dude is doing this unironically.
agreed
And he’s famous for it 🥴🥴🥴
he doing it to manipulate impressionable girls
Congratulations Sherlock you cracked the case
@@harvey8138 my faith is restored and mother will be so proud once I print this comment section out for her.
This guy is the embodiment of a pick me… so many more reasons to die single.
Im sorry for ur replies apart fron the ppl making fun of the bots (which i think may also be) bots but eh they r fine
omg a pick me guy lmao
I just wanna say thanks for being open & brave about the fire, i really Relate with ur fire situation bc I was in a house fire & to deal w the ptsd I often just divert my thought to a joke about losing everything in a fire & it makes me feel less alone when u drop those jokes randomly & flawlessly thanks for existing I'm glad ur still alive !
For the last one I think couples in matching onesie is cute but that last had me uncomfortable 😭
I’ve never been more uncomfortable. Thanks, Kurtis!
This video shaved several decades off of my life
Every time I think I’ve been the most uncomfortable in my life, Kurtis raises the bar.
“Instead of lifting his shirt to show you his abs, he’ll lift up his shirt to show you his heart” I’m cackling at how I said heart at the same time as Kurtis 😂😂😂😂
That actually sounds terrifying if you take it literally.
Me too!!
Kurtis, I've seen most of your videos but this one is so freakin funny. The skits are hilarious. Plus I've noticed you have perfect comedic timing.
I feel violated listening to him.
I need to find this guy on twitch
Edit: found him and watched his reaction stream to this video. He laughed a bunch and clearly found it funny, his chatters though- yikes. They were not happy to see their boyfriend being poked at. They had things to say about Kurtis’ mullet 😂😂😂 and also called his fans “toxic” for not understanding and being mean in the comments. Lol
So they accused Kurtis' fans of being toxic while exhibiting toxic behavior themselves? 🤔 Yep! That sounds like Twitch! xD
@@e.k_liadon haha yeah
Its always incredibly strange when the person themselves is completely fine with and seemingly self aware with their content being cringe but their fanbase takes it painfully seriously
possibly brainwashed
To be fair to those toxic chatters, I have seen some popular toxic comments here too. Glad the guy took it well and could have a laugh.
he seems like the type to text you twelve times in a row lile "are you mad at me?" "idk what i did wrong but im sorry" "please answer me dont be mad at me" when you dont answer for half an hour because youre at work
Blech I just had so many flashbacks to high school
Gross gross gross gross gro-
No literally
except he would probably say "i'm sowwy 🥺"
Kurtis: *Sings a song about being the perfect boyfriend*
Also Kurtis: “You know what’s not fun? Commitment”
I appreciate the fact that Kurtis uses the Ninja tweet every change he can
it is kinda sad though that this guy is emotionally thirst trapping others by being a decent guy. none of the things he said are weird and it is a bit tragic that a guy being open and emotionally vulnerable with his gf gets millions of people swooning. the bar for good boyfriends seems to be literally on the floor :/
There’s something off about him. Also if you’re putting yourself out there on the internet you should be prepared to be criticized.
@@staciemae oh yeah definitely!! this guy absolutely gives me the creeps and i in no way intended to defend him (although i see that you could understand it like that), i just meant to say that i find it sad how we seem to be so used to men being absolute rude assholes that someone can get famous by exploiting basic human decency. like,, if most men weren’t so awful this guy would have not be this successful at all
@@ellekawe I don't necessarily think that it's just guys being rude asshats (though that happens a lot) but just that it's easier to fantasize about having a significant other while not thinking about any of the negatives. The thirst videos will usually focus on what they will do for you, but a real relationship requires you to do stuff for them too. Not to mention real relationships sometimes encounter friction and compromises. Actually getting a partner requires you to go out and look/talk to people and risk getting rejected. Therefore it's easier to just imagine a boyfriend than actually putting yourself out there and trying to get one.
I believe it’s just for 14 year olds. Noone over 18 would give a flying V about that
It’s pandering and gross
Not gonna lie, having a job where you find out who needs a hug because they are having a bad time seems really cool. Not enough people get hugs when they need them
professional cuddlers are a thing!
Suprised your comment didn't get blasted with bots, Ig they hate hugs
Right? I'd love that.
i need a hug
Unless they're professional football players who are sick and traumatized from getting tackled
i like how he doesnt just make fun of this dude and still makes a good video, very respectful
"ladies, is it weird that I'm a.. decent guy? that I'm nice? A lot of people tell me that being the bare minimum is weird. So is it? " is what I got from that.
Obviously buying clothes for your gf or something isn't a requirement for a relationship but the fact that people.. swoon over a guy HYPOTHETICALLY being decent is so sad? How low is the standard if matching onesies or cuddling is considered "weird" or "rare" in a way that people would be like "ugh I wish I had that"
Yeah admittedly I don’t think I’d wear a matching onesie unless prompted to, but cuddling is literally so minimal. Not to mention just decent enough trust & respect should be a prerequisite; if they don’t trust you with access to their phone if you’ve dated for a while then that’s just weird. Too many gifts are off putting but occasionally is dandy.