The Most Tone-Deaf Video Ever Made
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no way 1 min ago
hi kurt
Mid pinned comment
Not being an asshole but Climate justice activists are currently putting bodies on the line to disrupt carbon offsets because it’s a false solution that negatively affects indigenous people and benefits wealthy nations by letting them get away with emissions
Kurtis i love you
she spent $18k on a whim and then vented to the internet about how she still got everything she wanted.
Me watching and realizing that 18k can pay for at least 2 years of rent
I wish rent was that cheap here, even in horrible old apartments...
@@COPPERHEAD-nl8oi I can definitely say that at least in the US if the rent is cheap so is the pay in that area. That stuff usually correlates pretty strongly but you go into Canada I’ve heard rent is dumb expensive especially around Toronto which I think is coincidentally exactly where Kurtis is from
@@monhi64 geez....we live in a super cheap rundown apartment...and our TWO full time salaries combined barely qualified us for this place.
@@graceisanamei live w someone and if i did the math correctly 18k could pay about 4 years and 2 months it's fkn crazy😭
Nothing could’ve prepared me for the way her apology video started 💀
She's doing a steve will jerk it 💀
@Kurtis 🅥 Thank you Dre- oh I mean Dan- Cody?
And it’s true! She’s disliked by most of the bird community, she also takes her parrot (an animal that can get extremely stressed and overstimulated) to crowded parties
@@peridotthepear1115 Why is there such a trend of rich people being the worst pet owners. Like the Kardashian's poor beardie, or Bowser (RIP). Like seriously, you have all the money to give your animal anything they could ever need, and instead you treat it like a plaything?
@@snakewithapen5489 oh, that poor bearded dragon... 💔
It baffles me! These people could literally afford a private zookeeper, but actively decide to buy animals without doing minimal research. I guess it's because they're so detached from reality and have so little empathy that animals (and people, like their employees or costumer service workers, for that matter) are just animated objects they use for entertainment. If her parrot develops any behavioral issue, like plucking, screaming constantly or biting her, we will see how much she truly "loves" her bird. Mark my words: we will probably see this adorable baby being rehomed in 2 - 4 years
Edit: didn't see you had mentioned Bowser, may his soul be in peace
This is gonna sound like one of those fake “everybody clapped” stories, but right when Kurtis said “Thunder? I hardly know her,” a huge blast of thunder happened outside and it scared the shit out of me. It was like a vine boom irl.
I fuckin love moments like this
I feel like this is so specific that I believe you
I believe you
and then everyone clapped
@@svvordss And then Obama gave me a medal actually
her confessing to arousing her bird when she was addressed for something else feels like when hard rock nick went live and said “i never stole money from my mom”
hardrocknick got me crying bro 😭
Or my favorite “I was not gay”
@@skullingtonturtle8080 no my real name is not Vennessa
thank u for the love on my hat☺️
@@skullingtonturtle8080Even to this day, I STILL, wasn’t gay.
Actually choked on my drink when she apologized for sexually arousing her bird... That was never on my bingo card
It makes birds sexually aggressive. It's not very funny bc a lot of uneducated bird owners do this.
ive heard that causing repeated sexual frustration in birds can harm them :(
@@cadenceh.3569 I think it probably causes harm in most living animals :(
only 50 secs in the video and i see this- wow :/
@@cadenceh.3569 oh no, poor birds
She’s exactly what I’d expect a friend of James Charles to be.
and she had the same voice when saying "... i spent TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS at a harry styles concert" lolll
Annoying!!!!!
I wonder if he gave her tips for the apology^^
I wouldn't doubt it
She finna be a friend of James Charles
I just realized this is the same girl who also was involved in the whole “being straight but hooking up with girls for men thing” so that’s fun
That's the only way I know her
Wh- What?? The heck even is that
Omg I knew she looked familiar.
the whatttt????
oh god that’s disgusting
Tara: Yeah, I got a bird with zero prior research and also sexually aroused it.
Also Tara: I'm thE bEsT oWNeR fOr thAT bIrD
I'm so glad I looked in the comments before watching the video. That would've been a nasty surprise. My heart just breaks 😢
I was just about to comment that! As someone who has many animals that shit pisses me off to no end! You can tell she was never told "no" as a child when she acts like that (and being upset about not going to ONE concert of many). It's a living creature for fucks sake!
you can educate yourself and stop doing stuff yes
As a massive bird lover, that video broke my heart. Parrots need a ton of love and research put into them!
Exactly what I thought like wtf
By "I've given away 10 tickets" she definitely means she brought a friend with her
I thought the same thing
@Be Straight LOL
tbf, from the videos it sounds like ticket companies have been partnering with her to do that
@Be Straight it’s finally here!!
I am overly confident that the ten tickets she "gave away" are the ones she bought for her friends.
100% agree lol
definitely
"Friends" should also have quotation marks around them.
oh my god fuck you're prob right
I’m not really a fan of her but when her vids came up on my fyp it seems that ticket companies had partnered with her to giveaway tickets
As a bird person, she just makes me go "ew" in the most heartfelt way imaginable. Additionally: as a person who grew up poor and did not have access to luxuries like concerts, the way she acts just screams to me, "I am insufferable and you do not want to be around me!"
What is the cutest bird
@@DefinitelyNotDioBrando Well I have a Green Cheek Conure and a couple Budgies, so I'm partial to them!
how is it being half bird half human?
@@BirboBirbyhello fellow trans cat
@@BirboBirby Pretty solid, would recommend
"I got a bird and did zero research beforehand" absolute nightmare of a sentence and unsurprised it led somewhere awful
"I never even say finna, it just sort of came out because I was flustered" has the exact same energy as the old "sorry for calling u shawty i say it when im nervous" tweet
FRFR
Is saying finna bad..? (Grew up in the ghettos and everyone I knew said it, I'm trying to work it out of my vocabulary) but I didn't know it was that horrible to say ;-;
@@AsuraTheBass Finna is AAVE (African American Vernacular English) and it's considered appropriation for white people to use it. It's not, like, a swear on its own or anything, just a word white folks should try to avoid for cultural reasons
LMAO WHO TF SAID THAT YGRFDGHJBGFC
@@AsuraTheBassif you grew up saying if because of the culture around you, that’s just assimilation. You’re not problematic for saying it.
It’s more so problematic when privileged white kids who’s extent of black history and culture knowledge comes from pop cultural references start saying it to seem “cool” or “edgy”. It’s not worth getting bent outta shape about but I also do think we should all examine how/why certain words enter our vocabulary
Her apologizing for turning her bird on or whatever had me crying
@Be Straight friendly fire?
@@rbexcess ok im stupid and cant understand tones under yt comments to whooosh me, but thats a bot IVE seen several of them
@@UmbrellaCorporationFiredMe ok i have problems with tone over text too so i could be wrong BUT friendly fire is basically when you fire on your own team, so i'm p sure they were referencing the fact that a bot is 'making fun' of other bots :]
its amazing 😂 but true
I couldn't understand for the life of me what this comment meant at the beggining of the video.
Now I have finished the video and I miss those simpler times
If I had a Nickel for everytime a Creater had to apologize for arousing their pet, I would have 2 Nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
The other creator didn't arouse their pet, they aroused themself with the pet. Which is even worse
When
When was the first time
i cant be the only one who finds it incredibly strange that people seem to care more about her being tone deaf than her literally abusing her bird
Most people are not well versed in parrot psychology. Which is fine, *provided they are not responsible for the care of one*
yah i agree. i think that if she was petting her bird in the wrong way, found out that it wasn't good for them, and just stopped then and there (like any normal person would) then it would be fine. but no. she had to be fuckin weird.
the thing is half of the people weren't even inherently mad at her they were just making fun of her
*"I'm not mad! I'm not mad!!! You're the one who's mad, not me!!!!!"*
Right, it was just funny and quotable like that one Bella Hadid sneaker interview
off topic but hi miku
inherently is perhaps not the right word here hahahah
@@accordionp dorime
this womans apology is like apologizing for murder when you got arrested for shoplifting
Yeah like get off my ass! Or eat it, if you're gonna be down there!
Can I like this comment about 10 times?
@@meggiemirabella231 no silly goose only once
@@meggiemirabella231no silly goose only once
@meggiemirabella231 no silly goose only once!
As someone who lives in South Africa... Being able to go to Harry styles concert more than once is a miracle. Non-African artists hardly ever ever come to anywhere in Africa, meanwhile South Africa is pretty westernised anyway so it's not even a massive uprooting from the other places they would go to on tour 😭
Like I remember when one direction came to SA and we went fucking mental, I went and lost my mind, I don't think we've recovered from it
man i need to go visit south africa again..
South Africa has a great reputation for being westernized. District 9 was a dope film.
It took me a moment to realise you meant South Africa and not South Australia
I wanna tell you guys, she says that she was joking about how she still touches her bird on her back, she literally did it multiple times in the video people got mad at her for. It wasn’t just her admitting, she was actively doing it
The funniest part was finding out she went to almost every concert. Sometimes people get desperate to see their favorite artist if it’s one of those once in a lifetime things but… she’s seen this concert so many times. Like the exact same show. “What else was I supposed to do” wait until next week and go then?
not even next week 😭😭 girl wait until tomorrow ??
also i think its kinda shitty to buy tickets to multiple shows when theyre high demand tickets. Like its the same show every night and there are tons of people trying to get tickets, its greedy to see the same show 10+ times when theres other people that wanted tickets but couldnt because they were sold out, youre taking a ticket from someone that wishes so bad that they could just see the show once in their life
@@SuzER08 THIS
@@SuzER08 imagine being that person who works 2 jobs and saves up for months then can’t get tickets bc the same people keep buying them up at the highest prices every time your favorite artist comes close to you lmao
I cannot believe she had the audacity to complain when she was going to multiple shows (with pit tix) it’s insane!!
“I don’t ever say finna, I only say it when I’m flustered”
She should get married with the person who says shawty when they’re serious
LMFAOO
this has major "I don't ever say the n word. I just said it because I was mad" -Jeffree Star energy
PLEEEEASE
@@jaash7981 also has: “i can say (specific slur) because i support (specific thing)”
well “shawty” (shorty) is used seriously by a lot of people, just not people like her
Literally never even had $8,000 at a single point in time.
10:49 the SECOND she said she pet her bird on the back my jaw fucking dropped. not only did she not do research on her animal, but she was fucking masterbating it. as a bird owner the “WTF” is strong
That apology video is like someone apologizing and accidentally confessing to a bunch of stuff you didn't even know about
I was not gay
@@Dastardly_Duo OH LOL
@@Dastardly_Duo "no my name's not Vanessa, please stop saying my name's Vanessa"
"no, i didn't poop in the sink, anyways..."
millasaurous
My fave part is Tara is all for “mental health” and then is like “if you get mad when I say offensive shit you’re just weak” 🤦🏽♀️
like honestly, its literally just: “i caree about black people 😊😊 BUT if ur mad at me for saying the n word, and doing black face, and being racist, your just sensitive 😡 because IM not black, so its not MY problem.😒”
ah yes, the "it's not me, it's you" mentality
@@user-kl6on2tl2u its aave
@@user-kl6on2tl2u not inherently offensive
Just that it's AAVE and she misused it then doubles down by ridiculing the people pointing it out
she’s also for bragging about getting multiple DUIs 🙌🙌
10:35 okay big red flag; for me at least, calling your pet 'it' or 'the thing'
why not 'him' or 'the bird' or '(the bird's name)'
My heart really goes out to her for not receiving her tickets and then having to take the time to enter the parents' credit card again to buy new tickets.
What an absolutely repugnant person.
it’s hilarious that she doesn’t realize that a majority of the people that were “mad” at her for the finna stuff were making fun of her
Oh trust me she knows; I think she just wants to make it seem like she’s the victim in this situation
I don’t understand what’s so bad about finna? Doesn’t it just me going to or sm?
@@datrashman9296 it’s the fact that she used it incorrectly…
@@datrashman9296 I think it's actually short for "fixing to" which is a popular phrase in the South, it basically does mean "I'm about to". Finna, however, is a word almost exclusively used by the black community, hence why people find it cringy when a white person says it.
@@LooneyTunesBackInActionWasGood she also said it in a gramatically incorrect format!! nobody says “i gonna” you’re meant to say “i’m” ☠️
not surprising that she thinks it's funny to touch animals inappropriately if she's friends with james charles
HAHAAHAHAAHAHA
It would be even less surprising if she thought it was funny while being friends with Shane Dawson. If you know, you know. And you probably have trauma from learning about it. For those who don’t know, you are lucky. For those who don’t know but want to (for some reason), search up, ‘what did Shane Dawson do to his cat?’ You will experience the trauma.
@@crazy922bladeew- I don’t think he actually “did his cat” but he did do fucked up stuff with it
@@Doku666 well yeah, he didn’t do his cat, but he wasn’t far off lol
@@crazy922blade yeah that man is nasty.
I love how there's a brief side note that he met Jeff Goldblum and then just continues the video
Isnt this the same girl who said she likes kissing women only because men like it and when her boyfriend said it was weird she called him crazy 💀💀
Every time Kurtis makes an "I hardly know her" joke an angel get's it's wings and we have peace on earth for a second.
You are correct.
This is the way.
Jesus don't let Tara know that
I don’t understand that joke🥲
@@molly702 I think it's like, whenever a word ends with "er" that joke is made
@@molly702 the “i hardly know her” joke stems from the joke “liquor? i hardly know her!” the word liquor sounds like “lick her”, so out loud it sounds like “lick her? i hardly know her!” i hope this made sense lmk if u want me to explain it more
was not surprised to see tara say this. considering she was fine with throwing her furniture off a third floor balcony and got angry when someone was upset she almost hit them
Shut up, that’s so crazy. I have a theory she’s mentally eel a lot of the stuff she’s doing is familiar
Uh what 😀😀
Someone needs to throw a frozen hotpocket at her head so she magically gets smarter
what a tool
Excuse me????
This girl is actively hated in the queer community too for completely unrelated reasons & her apology for that was just as horrendous ❤
As a queer person who stumbled upon this video randomly and has no idea who that chick is, please enlighten me about the drama because I'm invested now 👀 Why do we hate her?
@@Spectrophiliasannamarie forccino has a super good video about this if you just search up her name and taraswrld
but if you don’t want to commit to a like 40 minute long video, basically she’s sexualized sapphic relationships and it’s super gross!!
@@Spectrophiliasthis is quite late but she made a video about how she likes to kiss girls in front of her boyfriend because it turns him on, and generally fetishized lesbians in a really uncomfortable way.
@@Spectrophiliasshe quote “kisses girls infront of guys because guys find it hot” she’s a straight woman….
“I’m looking at you, John Wilkes Booth” took me out at the KNEES
I can’t imagine spending $10,000 to not sit down for four hours
Well, she did sit down.
@@martinaasandersen3775 on the nasty ass ground in a concert venue in LA 😂
well it’s worth it to see an artist you like
@@kphoria1009 fr like ofc 10k is INSANE but like ppl in these comments are acting like she’s crazy and dumb for liking Harry. Like sorry it’s not a niche German electronica band with $40 tickets and to say it’s just to “not sit down” is dismissing all the work that goes into the shows, even if you don’t like Harry respect all the tour managers, lighting, sound runners ect
@@samarnold5531 I think the problem was that she was just sitting on the floor screaming lyrics to her friends and not you know... watching Harry preform.
i like how she straight up admitted that “finna” isn’t even part of her vernacular and then proceeded to get mad at people for calling her out for it 😭
I know right?!!
It sounded weird coming out of her mouth but she can say whatever she wants. People need to stop gatekeeping language.
@@amoralexandria3071 she can say it but we can also point out how stupid it is to copy black people to try to sound cool. Quit your crying and see that when we call you out it’s not out of hatred but bc it’s so cringey
Every time a person say “finna” wrong I get flashbacks to “finna gonna catch me”
@@amoralexandria3071 Ah yes, appropriating black culture by using AAVE as a white person who admittedly doesn’t actually talk like that isn’t weird - it’s the people pointing it out that are weird! Totally.
i watched a drunk guy almost get kicked out of (or fully get kicked out of? idk it was 2017) an imagine dragons concert once. it stood out so much to me because like. WHO gets so drunk and rowdy at an IMAGINE DRAGONS CONCERT. also, yes, that was the tour for the album that "thunder" came from
i also would like to point out how in her 'apology' she said she never says 'finna', but in comments she has said 'it's part of her vocabulary' and that it 'slipped out' bc of how often she uses it
who caressss
“She sounded like she was at a bar.”
Does she realise that when you’re calling customer service you’re not calling people’s personal phone numbers?
Depending on the company, they might not have an office, more companies actually *are* making them take calls on their cellphones via a call reroute
@@GoldenSailorKitty Child no very rarely and even then you have a business number and even then while working from home they usually send you with a corporate phone but I guess LOL 💀
the majority of customer service companies are remote now, personally at my company we have the calls from our computers and i had a customer get mad at me because she heard my dog barking in the background and seemed disgusted that i was working from home?? it was weird.
@@GoldenSailorKittyyeah no, as someone who does a wfh call center job, we are not allowed to take calls on our personal phone. There’s a software we use. No one uses personal phones.
@@TobeEvans That's odd, because I've had other wfh call center people say they did. Maybe it depends on the company?
Kurtis and Jenna’s fashion sense is impeccable. The wedding photos were immaculate
HELLO MOE SHOP PFP, taste my guy.
The bots have found you ari
@@perplexed1783 happens every time 😔
ari spitting facts
They do be dripping
I cannot tell you how horrified I was as someone named Wren when you opened with “Sponsored by Wren” I had a mini heart attack- thank you Mayor Kurtis for waking me up again on this fine evening as I watch this for the first time 😂
Sponsor, I hardly know her
Still got it
@@Pixelusually That was awesome, well played
9:36 this makes me mad because there are a lot of people who don’t get a chance to go to those concerts because people like her go every single night and buy a bunch of tickets. Save them for people who deserve to go.
Things I have learned about Tara include: she purposefully arouses her pet bird, she has multiple DUIs but still scolds people for drunk driving, she has taken out a gas pump, she tried to go to every Harry Styles concert, she once scolded people online for not doing anything and taking accountability when she has her rich dad getting her out of trouble for her drunk driving incidents and also mocked people for calling her out for being racist.
a thing to add to your list: shes done blackface. Also I've heard that with the type of bird she has purposefully arousing it like she does is straight up animal abuse
And People like these have huge platforms? This is why I despise tik-tok sometimes
Saying “finna” is not racist. Also who said she has a rich dad?? She makes a shit ton of money from only fans
@@rachelwhite3286 she's done straight up blackface, definitely racist. Can't speak on her dad but I wouldn't be super surprised
@@rachelwhite3286 They didn't say saying "finna" is racist, don't know where you got that from.
The bird thing makes me so sad, the arousal thing is funny for a second until you find out that repetitive sexual arousal can lead to birds mutilating themselves and cause depressive episodes. It is considered emotional abuse. Birds are very smart, like toddler smart :(.
People like her should not be pet owners.. that poor bird.
Ik I saw that and it was so disgusting of her. TO KNOW! AND THEN CONTINUE. So fucking weird and sick.
“I literally didn’t know anything about birds”
Literally go to hell. Birds are so intelligent and deserve someone who cares and is knowledgeable about them. I hope she or someone in her life is or becomes more knowledgeable.
It’s literally SA, no two ways about it.
literally like birds are such difficult pets and the fact she was almost bragging about not doing any research??
Birds are such intelligent and emotional animals. Nothing is sadder than someone getting an animal, let alone something as demanding as a bird, for internet clout. She doesn’t even understand why the arousal thing is so important to keep in mind, instead it’s something she laughs childishly at and gets angry when she’s called out for not doing any diligent research before bringing it home to feature in her Tik Toks. I hope little birdie is safe, settled and looked after despite her motivation to bring it home
As a metal head whose seen many, many mosh pits, hearing "sitting in the pit" for a Harry Stiles concert had me on the floor 😅😅
Just want to add that Tara spent upwards of $30,000 last year on harry styles concerts. That’s the annual salary of many teachers across the country
She also donates to many charities and is a super generous human. It's her money so what's the problem here ?
@@fidgets7190 how do you know that? I feel like that would be brought up in her apology, no?
@@fidgets7190 doubt.jpg.
Also, she's mega rich. Does she ACTUALLY donate to charities or do her parents/family/ company do it as a way to circumvent paying a higher tax threshold so that they can get off on philanthropic loop--yknow what, nvm. You probably think those people are still saints. ahaha you're SO right, all billionares are so altruistic, too! They give SO much money without any ulterior motive whatsoever. Solidly thought out.
@@samaraisnt you know what helps to lower your tax
donating to charities
still, that's only specific ones, however, you can get rather scammy with it as individuals can deduct up to 100% of their taxable income but corps, only 25% (I'm going by US laws)
@@fidgets7190 I wouldn’t call a rich person donating to charity nice, I would call it a tax evasion loophole, sometimes they don’t even donate to real charity, they just recycle the money through shady means and evade tax. real nice person, remember how most rich people got their money? By exploiting the poor???
"Just because worse things happen, doesn't mean the thing you did is automatically good"
Preach Kurtis 🙌
I feel like that should be common knowledge but it’s just unfortunate it’s not.
same vibes as “just because someone is experiencing more pain doesn’t mean your pain is invalid”. directed at you, you buffoonish sadness gatekeepers
Yea but saying the word "finna" isn't bad.. So it's more like people act with actual malice, don't say this thing I said is malicious when it really isn't. Don't make a plutonic thing a bad thing.
@@blakiwhite5664it's not malicious but she did use it strangely and talk down to people who correct her
@@blakiwhite5664 what @You'reBeenPoisoned! said, but also I'm 99% sure the people 'mad' were just making fun of her. :/
can always rely on kurtis to humble the most punchable ppl
6:05 how did i JUST realize kurtis was using a tape dispenser as a phone in this skit????
Congrats on being Jenna’s husband!!!
The bird moaning will forever be funny and I hope ppl stitch her videos with it cause it’s hilarious
I fuckin died at that clip of the bird. Lmaoooo
Um you mean congrats on Being Kurtis’s wife 😩
Canadian Mullet Man
Translate to Canadian....
I read jenna as jerma
Jeff Goldblum is so lucky. Imagine getting to meet Kurtis Conner.
Nonono…
Imagine getting to meet kurtis… _after_ he got married
😢
11:37 ain’t no way you just did that 💀 Shane Dawson 💀💀
I was lucky enough to be able to get tickets to see Taylor at the Eras Tour, the entitlement this girl has to complain abt not getting pit seats for the 12th time is crazy
I can’t believe in her “apology” she literally said the line “if you’re mad at that you’re not gonna make it very far in this life” LIKE WHAT 😂
She has a point, though. It's a completely ridiculous thing to get upset about, and it really shouldn't...ruffle anyone's feathers.
I'm so sorry.
and no one was even mad tho we were all just making fun of her 😭 but like even if they were it’s not like they’re gonna explode if a white person misuses finna in real life it’s just strange
@@mookchie Right? I'm white-ish, but most of my best friends were black growing up. I use finna sometimes by habit. Not in that context, but you know what I mean. I also use ain't and y'all cause I spend too much time around white agriculture folks, same diff. It's American slang; I feel like it's fairly universal.
@@Nylak-Otter Facts
@@Nylak-Otter I don't understand what "finna" means under any context.
no one's gonna mention how she bought a whole bird without doing any research THEN said she won't defend why she's the best owner because she "loves it". she 100% just bought that bird to make tik toks with. i hatee influencer animals, but i guess i just won't make it in this life huh. F in the chat.
Was looking for this comment!
Cos where would I pet that thing? Bird. I meant to say bird
I'm pretty sure she actually posted a video of her arousing the bird after the apology video about it aswell
Istg it's like she saw some video of Micarah Tewers and her bird and thought "oh I'll get a bird, ppl like those, it'll get me views" 💀
seriouslyyy same boat as ppl who buy "designer dogs" from byb or mills
Harry-ween, doesn’t get any better than that name
omg congrats dude, thats awesome!! I've been a supporter of the channel for a while and I love your vids. keep up the good work!
Times are hard rn. But Kurtis is here to overuse that one barbie ‘balls’ clip and to present extra greetings, and for that we say thank you.
he hasn’t done an extra greeting in so long though 😭😭
We don't get extra greetings anymore..
everyone cried
@@GaaraFan01 at least we still get the "folks 👏👏"
@@JackWrath-sq4bd *Bots are evolving. Now there's other channels too.*
I’m so glad someone’s finally talking about the absurdity of all these Harry Styles girlies spending thousands of dollars to see the same show over and over all over the country. It’s ridiculous and I don’t understand where they get the money.
They get the money from their rich parents
Rich white girls
Write off for content
He isn’t even that good a singer/performer
@@justanotherlovesongaboutyou Oh no. The Harry stans are gonna come for you
i just want to say, a few months ago, i had no idea who you were. now, youve helped me through so much and i am so thankful. seriously, thank you so much for what youve done.
Rewatching this and seeing the “keeping busy” joke and the hint he was bringing it to us at home was so good
this girl also posted a video saying “do people even work anymore” and, “people are so lazy” when they were in their bed when they posted their bereal. she’s insane
Yeah I wish he had talked about those as well
WAIT THAT'S THE SAME GIRL?!
Nah, just so rich she has zero concept of how most people live - which is not an excuse
Wait I don't get it do they use they/them or she/her?
@@grootsyt does it matter? Who cares what her pronouns are
the most annoying part of her “apology” for me was that she doesn’t realize everyone is making fun of her most people aren’t angry they’re laughing at her
Why is that annoying?
@@twinkletoes5866 idk what they personally mean, but for me it's the whole thing of "omg im getting cancelled oopsie" when its just the internet mocking dumb people, and it gives people who feel like they're "cancelled" some weird power boost of some sorts. like it somehow boosts their ego which you would think it did the opposite
Yeah same shits happening with elon stans lmao
im confused. Why do people care about this? She made a video about a poor financial decision with her money. I can see that being funny to watch especially about the bird. Why is everyone mad tho? was that apology only for her saying finna? whats wrong with that? Not trying to start nothing just genuinely confused about this situation as a whole. wondering if anyone had more insight that I maybe didnt notice.
edit: found out she diddles the bird REPEATEDLY and im not for it. Thought she did it on accident and didnt take it seriously when someone told her otherwise. (the things she says are very shocking in an almost comedic way, but the things shes doing is still wrong.)
@@violalanceolataviolaceae1403 i feel like it all comes down to her attitude towards everything, at least thats what i find bugs me the most. ESPECIALLY the attitude surrounding her poor bird. sad and sick to double down on something like that. but i digress
Can’t believe him and Danny finally got together
Love how humble and emotionally mature you are; you've been a big part of my own development in becoming an actual human.
Can’t believe our lord and savior Jeff Goldblum himself blessed Kurtis’ and Jenna’s union. Congratulations, you guys. I hope your marriage is long, healthy, happy, and full of joy and laughter ❤
You just summoned the bots demons
Bro I wish mr Goldblum would bless my future marriage, that's how you never divorce. Id also take Bernie Sanders, that's how you keep things fair and balanced, socialist marriage is a happy marriage no wealth hoarding
she also had a video where she shamed people with normal jobs and stated that she works so much harder as an influencer
She literally has an OF
@@poofs1830 it’s also a horrible OF so that’s not even a flex either😂🤣💀
Of course she do... It's to be expected for tone deaf influencers
bc obviously the only thing that can give your life meaning and worth is work 🙄 (thats at her not you)
Influencing isn’t even technically a job, is it? I mean sure it is. It classifies but it sometimes doesn’t pay that much sometimes. It just pays pennies sometimes. Like seriously, it depends on how many people who watch your videos. If you only get three views not much money comes from that. Actually, I don’t think you get anything.
This us one of my favorite videos, i love how chill it feels and rhe editing is jsut perfect
Seeing the ring on your hand warmed my heart! Congrats! (I know Im late, Ive just started YT again lol)
i can imagine kurtis in a corner when he's scripting his videos, just laughing manically at his own jokes. king behavior.
More like Kurtis Corner am I right?
@Kurtexists Nah more like kurtis concert
@@kurtexists6982 i was gonna say that :(
@@kurtexists6982 Kurtis Corner? I hardly know her
@@mollysministuff *wheeze*
If I had a nickle for every time an internet personality had to apologize for arousing their pets I'd have two nickles, which isn't that much, but it's weird that it happened twice.
you can consider nickle stolen
WHO IS THE OTHER PERSON?
@@saladman420 Shane dawson?
i’d have three because of stevewilldoit 🤦🏻♀️
*shane dawson intensifies*
15:37 ONG that’s how I feel abt the entire crowd singing at concerts through the WHOLE SHOW. Like bro I paid to hear Lady Gaga on stage, not Bethany Smith 2 feet away from me
That bird moan sound effect never fails to make me laugh out loud. My mind has degenerated to sudden funny noise funny
this is one of my pet peeves-there’s not a mosh pit at a harry styles concert. they don’t sell “pit” tickets. it’s GENERAL ADMISSION. she finna be in GA
Harry styles was doing a slayer show maybe lol
yes but also it’s kinda the norm now to just call ga the pit anyways , no matter what concert
agreed, but people call the GA area against the stage the “pit” or “floor” in general
She finna be in Georgia
did somebody say “pet peeves” 🫦
congratulations Jeff Goldblum and Kurtis on your wedding! nice of jenna to be so supportive
Shut up
Love uhh… finds a way
@@peytonquathamer181 This is too funny OMG 🤣
@@ElpSmith I genuinely appreciate it
@@peytonquathamer181 i did the thing where i said it out loud and chuckled loudly so there u go congrats u made a very funny statement
Honestly, the point of the story is how much she had to spend because her original tickets didnt arrive, so the price is actually pretty important
When I got scammed out of tickets to convention last year, luckily I was able to get a Sunday pass. And I persisted this year and got some of my money back last year. I’m lucky I’m able to have disposable income rn but I know that won’t be for long cause I’m not in a situation where I’m guaranteed to have disposable income like I do now for the rest of my life, cause rent is getting so expensive now 😭
If she grew up poor she wouldn’t act like this period.
not necessarily, some who grow up poor go the exact opposite way and spend money as soon as they have it
Legit.
@@rnokmh because they have to? Give 500$ bucks to a homeless to a homeless person and it’ll be gone in a week because they need it for food and water and clothes
@@cryptelf9436 I'm not talking about homeless, I'm referring to the former poor
@@rnokmh I know, I’m using an analogy, like poor ppl use money faster Bc they have to to get basic needs
it's honestly astounding that with harry's entire brand being kindness and being respectful, this sort of behaviour isn't alien to a concerning part of his fanbase
Somehow when i read this i mistook "fanbase" with "fiambre" which is ham in portuguese and my brain had a tiny glitch
With him i get it because the fan base is so big that there has to be some bad apples,but im more baffled by the hacklers at kurtis shows since its a much smaller group and his content is more personality based than harry... y know?
I think it's a loud minority but still a lot of people because he's so popular
Every fanbase has that one toxic corner, whether it be my little pony or gta v they all be horrible
@RR lmaoo
Rewatching this right now, I just realized that the Jeff Goldblum pictures kinda look like he was the one who recognized kurtis, and that makes me smile.
4:47 I love the weird oh yeah
Oh Kurtis. Sincerely, congrats. It’s not every day someone gets new fingers. It truly is a beautiful moment. I’m sure you’ll never forget it as long as you live!
I just finally grew my ninth finger. I can't wait until the day comes where I get my tenth.
@@LaurenTheorist it will definitely happen one day! stay strong ❤️
@@LaurenTheorist so excited for you to get your tenth finger! it's a feeling unlike any other
You guys (minus all the annoying bots) are so supportive! I would be glad to share some fingers if anyone wants some.
It is truly one of the moments of all time!
The whole arousing her bird thing infuriates me... research is always important when you get a pet, but it's ESPECIALLY important when it's an unusual pet like a reptile, amphibian, or bird.
But I feel like even if you don't if somebody tells you what's going to happen and you still such do it and you think it's okay I feel like that's even worse because people are giving you information but you choose to do the same thing
@@brandyjohnson738 yeah for sure, this person is just weird in the head it seems. Poor bird :(
YES THANK YOU!!! I have a quaker parrot named Wasabi, and if you know anything about quakers, they can get quite aggressive if not properly trained or cared for. However, I had done tons of research before buying the bird, as well as holding it in my hands at the parrot store to make sure it was the right one for me. I’ve had him for about 2 months now and he’s healthy and happy, and is always very eager to come out of his cage and interact with me. I’m so glad there are other people that are upset about this, because it really irked me when I saw it.
@@OofiiesWithTwoIs it sounds like you really care for your new pet! I wish you the best of luck with them ❤
Yes especially with birds, who have very specific food and care needs. Pets aren't just funny props for videos 😡
5:14 concert tickets have gotten so expensive lately it’s ridiculous. I spent way more than I should’ve just to sit in the nosebleeds of Taylor swift who I’ve wanted to see for years. The whole Ticketmaster thing was screwed up.
12:50 Also she's not being rude to 'poor' people. She was getting Death Threats and people were VERY overdramatic about what she said. People make mistakes and I mean I don't even really see where her mistake was, but you know people see things differently and have their opinions and that's okie.
Gotta love how the first three minutes is just Kurtis talking about how good his life is going.
Like we get it dude, you're happy and successful and cool and your doing great and we're all happy for you.
that's it
we're all happy for you
these bots are getting out of hand
Imagine being happy for the genuine success of others instead of the material and imaginary success of others. ❤️
I love how everyone who watches Kurtis all has a very similar sense of humour and I’m just someone who loves Kurtis’ humour🙃
yes
@@saspitite bully peter is _also a bot_
I feel like Tara is that girl who wholeheartedly believes that by going to every Harry Styles concert, he'll eventually notice her and think she's "not like the other girls", and fall in love 😒
Oh 100% this
Right? It's a bit obsessive.
@Kurtis 🅥 yeah right bot
that's why it has to be pit
She wants that Wattpad life
I've had concert tickets not show up due to system errors before and I was on the verge of tears because I was convinced I would miss out on a concert I spent all of my birthday money on and ended up crying with relief when they gave me a free seat for it and the fact that when I bought that ticket I had to get on the phone with my bank saying it wasn't a fraudulent transaction for spending what amounted to taking two of my college's classes' worth of money on one of the best nights of my life, and it was *at most* ONE FIFTH OF WHAT SHE SPENT makes me angry. Like you said, if you can drop that amount of money and be fine please don't complain about spending that amount of money and expect the people out of your pay roll to sympathize with you.
Also congrats on getting married!!!
Getting married AND running into Jeff Goldblum the same week ?! Daaamn ! Congratulations on your wedding Kurtis and Jenna !!
for real!!
That's why I thought it was made up at first-
i like how he just glosses over meeting Jeff fucking Goldblum
ikr
Idk I'm glad that in a video addressing some over privileged person crying about being wealthy, that he didn't really talk about meeting a celebrity while on an international vacation. It would be really gross to flex on that while talking about someone else being out of touch, I think it was a good move to just casually mention it and move on.
@@FrenkTheJoy true, cant disagree
@@FrenkTheJoy exactly, it's pretty much on brand with his sensibility which is really refreshing.
Yeah so I got married best day of my life (met Jeff goldblum btw that was cool) anyways video time folks
Remember we had some budgies as kids, AND I was like "Look dad Look dad when I tickle its back it goes all funny!" He looked it up and said "dont do that anymore" :D
I love Curtis’ ads always comes at me at the funniest times “wait till you hear about nine el-“ (ad)
The most harmful video she ever made was the one where she was laughing at the fact that she pets her bird in a sexually stimulating way for the bird. She made a video laughing at people in the avian husbandry space who were telling her the way she was petting her parrot (in their errogenous zones) was funny and that she would do it anyway.
For those that don’t know, petting a parrot in their errogenous zones (under the wings, on the back, on the stomach, etc.) signals to the bird that you want to be their sexual companion instead of their caregiver. Not only this but it has SERIOUS mental and physical ramifications on the parrot.
I , as well as many others, take in neglected , abused, and unwanted parrots. Many of which have suffered from owners who pet errogenous zones (either intentional or not). It is really heart breaking and honestly lost all respect when she made a video laughing about it and was petting him sexually IN THE VIDEO and said something along the lines of them having “eggs together”-GROSS. If someone did that to a dog or cat they would be SICK-why is it “funny” when it’s a bird? Funny enough she made videos talking about his screaming -which is a screaming behavioral problem. Parrots only call at dawn and dusk with their occasional species specific vocalizations. The birds screaming could be a result of her sexually stimulating and frustrating the bird. Hopefully he won’t develop self mutilation behaviors due to her husbandry -such as plucking and many others.
Thank you for the compassion and care you give birds and for helping them!
thank-you so much for taking the time to write a through explanation. it's very important to educate people on this matter because i too have seen people unintentionally petting the bird in a way and I'm shocked to hear the lasting effects it can have on the psyche of the poor bird
This is so informative, thank you for sharing 😊
So where would you recommend to pet a bird? Is their head an okay spot?
@@lillyblack5619 yeah i think petting their head is ok
The "apology" was crazy because instead of saying sorry, she called people stupid and sensitive for pointing out her racism 🥴
racism? 🧐
racist for saying finna? srs?
@@leeanne5111 she’s been absurdly racist on twitter and other social media platforms, but instead of actually addressing it she acted like people were calling her racist for misusing aave when they were really just making fun of her
@@tomato33344 nope! racist for defending blackface
@UCfJFzP6YabixkdYHkUnMU7w oof
12:59 it was at this moment that a 25 second unskippable ad for some military airforce game interrupted my viewing experience. This shit was funny as fuck.
8:21 yooo Kurtis is a south park fan‼️‼️(at 3AM) (gone wrong😨)