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  • @Repzion
    @Repzion  4 роки тому +1714

    Hi everyone! Get the NEW Lawn Mower 3.0 by
    @manscaped for 20% OFF + Free Shipping + 2 FREE GIFTS with code MRR20 at Manscaped.com bit.ly/2ARsJ37 -- also this is going to be my last Onision video for quite some time. I tweeted at the start of the year I wanted to cover less Onision, but the court stuff threw that out the window. Covering onision gets the views, I get it, but for my own sanity, I've hit that burnout point where I need to recharge & focus on other stuff. I was planning on releasing 2 X-files videos this month, but that became postponed due to the legal issues that arose. That said, hope you all can respect my onion-boy break. PSA: THIS IS NOT ME RECORDING IN THE COURT ROOM....

    • @itsmejuju
      @itsmejuju 4 роки тому +20

      THICC

    • @jennifer-annehunter2827
      @jennifer-annehunter2827 4 роки тому +4

      Respected x

    • @ShannonL7
      @ShannonL7 4 роки тому +16

      And whatever you don't use for legal can always be refunded. You deserve it. No one should be unfairly persecuted like you have been.

    • @michellenesbitt6336
      @michellenesbitt6336 4 роки тому +16

      I would go insane if i did all of this onion boy research you do . Thank you for your efforts

    • @Parallelcatman
      @Parallelcatman 4 роки тому +5

      I understand 100%! I remember way back in 2010 when you did atleast 7 video responses to the Justin Bieber kid who wanted to declare war on Justin Bieber haters. And back then you literally just started UA-cam. You've definitely come a very long way.

  • @Jaclyn
    @Jaclyn 4 роки тому +8707

    What a laughable case. He shouldn’t legally be allowed to waste everyone’s time and money like this.

    • @user-be5cx8zm4o
      @user-be5cx8zm4o 4 роки тому +65

      omg Jaclyn!!!!!!

    • @hazhughes5656
      @hazhughes5656 4 роки тому +40

      Agree with you 100% Jaclyn xx !!!

    • @thesweetestbones323
      @thesweetestbones323 4 роки тому +82

      Honestly it's a joke at this point. Karma needs to hurry up and get him.

    • @LieraLolita
      @LieraLolita 4 роки тому +79

      Or if he does that he should be made to pay it back.

    • @themonky5274
      @themonky5274 4 роки тому +30

      But what do you think of the lawnmower 3.0

  • @SoylentDreams
    @SoylentDreams 4 роки тому +3489

    Manscaped: would you like a sponsor
    Repzion: yes
    Also Repzion: groom yourself not children

  • @Willie_Pete_Was_Here
    @Willie_Pete_Was_Here 4 роки тому +673

    “It’s pronounced like the composer.”
    *Mispronounces the composer’s name*

    • @mortennielsen9273
      @mortennielsen9273 4 роки тому +23

      *John Sebastian*

    • @eddieslone
      @eddieslone 4 роки тому +8

      Sebastian Back

    • @Thomsonyte
      @Thomsonyte 4 роки тому +2

      Willie Pete was here I was thinking the same. Bach is not pronounced like he does as it’s a German surname but since it may have gotten adapted to English spelling then if the boy says it that way... then it’s like that, I guess 🙄

    • @eddieslone
      @eddieslone 4 роки тому +3

      LivinLuxuriouslySelena I’m aware

    • @eddieslone
      @eddieslone 4 роки тому +1

      LivinLuxuriouslySelena I know lol

  • @afra9637
    @afra9637 4 роки тому +878

    Onision in court: See your honor repzion is also a groomer ...
    Judge: This is not the same type of grooming.
    Onision: Irrelevant

    • @briannagarreau2657
      @briannagarreau2657 4 роки тому +31

      He WOULD try that shit. Lmao

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 4 роки тому +20

      the judge pretty much should snap "I decide what is relevant, not you."

    • @0bservationist
      @0bservationist 4 роки тому +3

      AFRA96 you win this comment section.

    • @DiiAcid
      @DiiAcid 4 роки тому

      If you and everyone else here just listened to Onisions side of the story, you would shut the hell up.. And this is coming from a person who isn't a fan of Onision. I'm just a fan of facts.

    • @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad
      @I_Dont_Believe_In_Salad 4 роки тому +32

      @@DiiAcid
      Yea totally.
      *Totally Not His Fan At All*

  • @VaultGirl-
    @VaultGirl- 4 роки тому +4660

    I will forever laugh at:
    1. Onision saying "it's Chris Hansen" when asked by the dispatcher who the "stalker" is outside his door
    2. Onision serving the wrong Chris Hansen

    • @karlam7306
      @karlam7306 4 роки тому +227

      even the court people laughed at him serving the wrong one

    • @VaultGirl-
      @VaultGirl- 4 роки тому +30

      @@karlam7306 Hahahah exactly

    • @sarahg2653
      @sarahg2653 4 роки тому +80

      Vault girl- oh damn, was that mentioned in this vid? I missed it somehow. He served the _wrong_ Chris...? I'm laughing aloud right now.

    • @isotetra1912
      @isotetra1912 4 роки тому +5

      Wrong Chris? Please explain

    • @leroyrei2092
      @leroyrei2092 4 роки тому +38

      @@isotetra1912 someone named like Hansen but not the predator catching one.

  • @2p-blog-thing
    @2p-blog-thing 4 роки тому +1809

    The whole "The police officer told me to do it." Reminds me of when he blamed his neighbor for destroying his wetlands.

    • @Aetriex
      @Aetriex 4 роки тому +103

      Or TurboTax for committing tax evasion

    • @lemonman8654
      @lemonman8654 4 роки тому +13

      Off topic but hetalia?

    • @washingtonotters7816
      @washingtonotters7816 4 роки тому +7

      2p-blog -thing or blamed turbotax for filing inappropriately

    • @puffball4484
      @puffball4484 4 роки тому +16

      He can't take responsibility for his own mistakes.

    • @marcyyorke2720
      @marcyyorke2720 4 роки тому +16

      Its the equivalent of saying "sorry my mom said no" as a kid when you didnt even ask your mom in the first place

  • @lonergurl-em2272
    @lonergurl-em2272 4 роки тому +623

    “For all your grooming needs!”
    *Onision has entered the chat*

  • @suspiciousgay6705
    @suspiciousgay6705 4 роки тому +525

    everything i’m not used to hearing him sounding so respectful towards a woman

    • @Ivy9412
      @Ivy9412 4 роки тому +104

      Yep. She's a grown woman who is not impressed with him and doesn't have time for his foolishness. He doesn't respect people who respect him. Kinda sad.

    • @Ivy9412
      @Ivy9412 4 роки тому +66

      Also he uses to dealing with cyber women or women he met through YT. But when it comes to just everyday women in the real world he's not so bold. That's probably why he sticks to the internet to talk his noise and to get girlfriends. Lol. He knows women out in the world are gonna see him pull his dumb joker act and crack up laughing and then walk away. 😂

    • @blaineyeamlak
      @blaineyeamlak 4 роки тому

      Love your profile pic

    • @Glassrabbits4793
      @Glassrabbits4793 4 роки тому +7

      Right?? “yes ma’am” was JARRING dude

  • @keith9129
    @keith9129 4 роки тому +1307

    Greg thinks protection order means “you can’t talk about me”

    • @rogerinataylor1225
      @rogerinataylor1225 4 роки тому +144

      I wouldn't be surprised, he thinks that dating 15 y.o. girl is okay. So his mind is fucked enough to think that.

    • @suzanneb1985
      @suzanneb1985 4 роки тому +3

      Sometimes it can be. Especially in a public forum.

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom 4 роки тому +2

      He’s not a brain trust.

    • @inspector5122
      @inspector5122 4 роки тому +1

      @Walkin' Tall so basically Casey Viner

  • @kaptainkyro6457
    @kaptainkyro6457 4 роки тому +1483

    I love how she's like "you know this is recorded?"
    Translation....boy shut up before you bury yourself.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +45

      Yet people don't seem to get that clue when their pants are on fire, figuretively speaking. Which can be observed a multitude of times, since there exist so many recorded court cases online. Where this exact line is being said :')

    • @NoireTheElin
      @NoireTheElin 4 роки тому +12

      He kind of did with the Billy the fridge video.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +6

      @@NoireTheElin Billy the fridge? What's that supposed to be about?

    • @duncanp9076
      @duncanp9076 4 роки тому +31

      @@theblackbaron4119 Some fat incel streamed himself driving over to Onisions house to expose him and ask him the "tough questions" it ended with Onision aggressively "simulating" fucking him while making eye contact on his stream while beta tubs does nothing about it.
      I'd feel bad for Billy if he wasn't such a shithead to begin with.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +3

      @nope nope Thanks for your responses guys, I'm going to look it up ^^

  • @ransolblack8177
    @ransolblack8177 4 роки тому +343

    Onision sounds like he's about to cry at any moment. So quiet and timid compared to how he shows himself online. What a waste of time.

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 4 роки тому +18

      I think he realized real quick that he was in above his head.

    • @The_Chef2511
      @The_Chef2511 4 роки тому +24

      @@marketgarden7337
      You're partly correct. However the reality is that in the end he is defined by bravado. When forced into a corner narcissists rapidly crumble. The "Police Officer" that advised him was likely a fan or lawyer that warned him that if he pursued matters than both Repzion and Hansen could file counter legal action as Greggy Poo had filed completely frivolous legal documents. Greg sounding meek? That was genuine because narcissists are effectively little kids in adult bodies who can't handle responsibility.

    • @tejasvatisingh4603
      @tejasvatisingh4603 3 роки тому +3

      @@The_Chef2511 this is beautifully written.

  • @racheltheehermit7314
    @racheltheehermit7314 4 роки тому +455

    If Onision is the UA-cam Joker and Chris Hansen is the UA-cam Batman, does that make you the UA-cam Robin?

    • @pasqualilebowitz7866
      @pasqualilebowitz7866 4 роки тому +58

      Red Hood.
      Cuz Repzion has verbally killed Greg on more than one occasion with no remorse, using the skill only a member of the Bat Family could possess
      EDIT: typo

    • @googlymoogly5373
      @googlymoogly5373 4 роки тому +7

      Yoooooooo
      I didn't realize the parallels until now

    • @thesleepydot
      @thesleepydot 4 роки тому +1

      Rachel McBain omg-

    • @TheEwqua
      @TheEwqua 4 роки тому +15

      I may be taking this comparison way too far because I'm on a lot of caffeine right now but I think Repzion is Batman (though he looks more like the Riddler lol) and Chris Hansen is Commissioner Gordon because he's seeking the legal way while Repzion is metaphorically beating Onion boy up over videos. Shiloh is Barbara Gordon because she's smart, capable and independent and Chris is acting like a protective dad towards her (and the other victims as well, to be fair). And Kai is Harley Quinn with this victim/perpetrator thing going on?
      What other parallels are there to be drawn? Vincent Nicotra is the Penguin because he's been screwing with the investigation for no reason? Strange Aeons or Morges could be Catwoman because she's mostly independent but sometimes helps the good guys? Idk it's been a while since I picked up a comic book lol.

    • @bradbradlylife9918
      @bradbradlylife9918 4 роки тому +5

      Joker is way cooler than onionboy
      More like Bane tho personalitywise

  • @car0ndelet
    @car0ndelet 4 роки тому +1636

    The judge's delightful, "~oh" when she learns that the wrong Chris Hansen was served.

    • @v-mouse
      @v-mouse 4 роки тому +145

      I guess her day felt like a Garfield not-another-monday Comic.

    • @angelarrow1071
      @angelarrow1071 4 роки тому +13

      Pls give timestamp

    • @reanne02
      @reanne02 4 роки тому +52

      Angel Arrow 3:10

    • @angelarrow1071
      @angelarrow1071 4 роки тому +1

      @@reanne02 thanks

    • @emma48586
      @emma48586 4 роки тому +77

      When you could hear her trying not to giggle and hear the person recording trying not to burst into laughter... Oh such a sweet feeling.

  • @mymisulee
    @mymisulee 4 роки тому +985

    “For all your grooming needs!”
    How ironic.

  • @TheWitchofEndor-1
    @TheWitchofEndor-1 4 роки тому +65

    I wish it was judge Judy. She would’ve ripped him a new one.

  • @msfortuknit
    @msfortuknit 4 роки тому +141

    You scared him. I think he thought he'd intimidate you. I'm stoked you got the support and had representation.

    • @LazGato
      @LazGato 4 роки тому +9

      Repzillion has alot of support, while onion boy has like what a dozen brainwashed teena who couldn't back him up financially.

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 4 роки тому +1

      @@LazGato yeah I don't think he expected it to make it to court. That's why he tried to dismiss it.
      He thought Daniel would go crying to him like "Please don't sue me Greg! Please! I'll stop making videos about you and leave you alone!"

  • @brianscott2089
    @brianscott2089 4 роки тому +2666

    "do you have a thick jungle gym? Look how it shaves!"
    *Proceeds to shave his smooth Twink chest*

  • @DaisyLoop
    @DaisyLoop 4 роки тому +1177

    A sponsor for a personal grooming tool on a video about a tool that grooms minors while simultaneously lacks self grooming habits? Interesting

    • @netajones2098
      @netajones2098 4 роки тому +21

      I thought the same thing lol how ironic and hilarious

    • @paigecarlson6464
      @paigecarlson6464 4 роки тому +2

      Daisy no it’s perfect

    • @earlgreydionne1489
      @earlgreydionne1489 4 роки тому +1

      oh the irony :D

    • @marcusxperia5291
      @marcusxperia5291 4 роки тому +6

      I liked, would have anyways, if only for the irony and selfdeprecuating humour.
      Would love to be able to give double likes!
      Keep up the good fight, Daniel Soulsbach!
      (Hope I spelled that right, Sensai)...

    • @maceymckenzie2654
      @maceymckenzie2654 4 роки тому +3

      why does this sound like a bojack horseman quote

  • @Auctorian
    @Auctorian 4 роки тому +836

    Onion: "I've talked with a lawyer. It was suggested to dismiss everything and persue a different course of action."
    *Three Weeks Later*
    Onion: "It's all done Mr. Lawyer, everything has been dismissed.
    Lawyer: "Well done lad!"
    Onion: "Yay! Now what do we do?"
    Lawyer: "Now? Now you get the hell out of my office and don't come back! Your deposit check bounced like I knew it would!"

    • @MinimiMax
      @MinimiMax 4 роки тому +117

      Lawyer: Removes wig and reveals himself to be Chris Hansen.
      Chris Hansen: "Hello Greg. Have a seat."

    • @yourlocalbiscuitdealer8963
      @yourlocalbiscuitdealer8963 4 роки тому +35

      @@MinimiMax top 10 anime plot twists

    • @Auctorian
      @Auctorian 4 роки тому +7

      @@MinimiMax What a twist!

    • @lotusthemermaid
      @lotusthemermaid 4 роки тому +5

      He's his own lawyer. He didn't talk to anyone.

    • @mariahsjourney356
      @mariahsjourney356 4 роки тому +3

      MinimiMax 🤣💀 yo

  • @missmiawallis706
    @missmiawallis706 4 роки тому +246

    I love how the clerk straight up laughs in Greg’s face about how he served the WRONG Chris Hansen! 😂

    • @laurenc9458
      @laurenc9458 4 роки тому +1

      Was that his fault or the courts fault?

    • @hshsjjdjd1395
      @hshsjjdjd1395 4 роки тому +8

      Lauren C his lmao

    • @refinnej5302
      @refinnej5302 4 роки тому +4

      @@laurenc9458 his. He was responsible for ensuring proper service. Had he had a lawyer, then it would be the lawyer's fault because the lawyer takes on that responsibility.

  • @carolinen2840
    @carolinen2840 4 роки тому +2336

    Greg: he’s a cyber stalker and I’m suing him and filing a protection order against him
    Repzion: it’s pronounced SulzBACH

    • @shessomethingelse1639
      @shessomethingelse1639 4 роки тому +14

      Onision: "No It's prounouced SulzBAG"

    • @iz2333
      @iz2333 4 роки тому +9

      Im gonna be that guy and say the ch is actually pronounced like a death rattle instead of a K

    • @cryptikkcries
      @cryptikkcries 4 роки тому +4

      @@iz2333 sulzbachhcghhhhhhjjjhg

    • @siobhan9197
      @siobhan9197 4 роки тому

      @eagle PHD you cared enough to comment lol, 😂.

  • @MellieDarcy
    @MellieDarcy 4 роки тому +979

    I feel like he didn’t actually expect anyone to call his bluff and show up to court.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +91

      Well at this point he threatend so many people with lawsuits already, that everyone was probably already prepared to fight him in court. Except Onion boy, he didn't seem mentally prepared for this. That's the thing with control freaks like Onison, he's lost once he's not in control. Or able to intimidate people into doing what he wants.

    • @constantine9142
      @constantine9142 4 роки тому +21

      @@theblackbaron4119 plus Kai is missing. Since her name was signed she should of been there. But you can forge signatures easily

    • @CreateEm
      @CreateEm 4 роки тому +5

      What's funny is now he will pay all the court fees. I think he just wanted to waste everyone's time and money as kind of horrible revenge tactic.

    • @theblackbaron4119
      @theblackbaron4119 4 роки тому +1

      @@CreateEm Well, that obviously backfired.

    • @thedenseone6443
      @thedenseone6443 4 роки тому +4

      The Black Baron the most “intimidating” part of him is his lack of ability to look after his own kids

  • @Mollypop713
    @Mollypop713 4 роки тому +59

    I can't believe he has the nerve to ask you not to talk about him when he denies his exes the same courtesy

    • @valkyriegracemendoza2113
      @valkyriegracemendoza2113 4 роки тому +3

      Mollypop713 his exes, shane, repzion, literally most people he’s spoken about period. Quite interesting.

  • @allywallyeffect
    @allywallyeffect 4 роки тому +267

    I cant breathe the captions say “onii-san” instead of onision I’m over this

    • @bittxrsweet406
      @bittxrsweet406 4 роки тому +1

      happy accident oh my god seriously 😂😂😂

    • @roachnipplemilk427
      @roachnipplemilk427 4 роки тому

      happy accident for some reason it says “Onishi on” for me 😂

    • @KreyzMcKormik
      @KreyzMcKormik 4 роки тому

      Even youtube doesn't care about Onision, just the money they get from the ads pushed on that predator

    • @lisahenry20
      @lisahenry20 4 роки тому +5

      Uwu what a briwiant cowcidwence owo

    • @twinkie415
      @twinkie415 4 роки тому

      even the captions was having none of that.

  • @SamF1013
    @SamF1013 4 роки тому +1234

    He's a coward. He likely never expected to actually make it to court. And just hoped that he could scare monger everyone into submission.

    • @shinesobrightforever4863
      @shinesobrightforever4863 4 роки тому +22

      Exactly

    • @isotetra1912
      @isotetra1912 4 роки тому +29

      He's a fucking moron

    • @ezrastardust3124
      @ezrastardust3124 4 роки тому +73

      He’s only used to coercing young women, now he’s up against grown ass adults who have the power to jail him
      Won’t be long before his final downfall now

    • @Opheliamamars
      @Opheliamamars 4 роки тому +3

      @@ezrastardust3124 yes!

    • @Faby07aleixo
      @Faby07aleixo 4 роки тому +29

      He is used to scare youtubers and young woman and teenager that don't have the mean and money to actually see if the documents are legit or not, I bet when Christ Hansen accepted that he was going to court he panicked.

  • @savannahlee7571
    @savannahlee7571 4 роки тому +1355

    I googled onision and Jared Fogle popped up under the "people also search for" and that.... speaks for itself.

    • @arlostein1000
      @arlostein1000 4 роки тому +14

      Fogle innocence project

    • @arlostein1000
      @arlostein1000 4 роки тому +1

      Phantom 1 lol let me guess if the UFC let you fight when you're drunk you'd give the other guy a run for his money

    • @jmWolfe2585
      @jmWolfe2585 4 роки тому

      Alex Houston and extra mayo

    • @jmWolfe2585
      @jmWolfe2585 4 роки тому +7

      Ria Litchfield Oh my god😂😂

    • @kansascityshuffle8526
      @kansascityshuffle8526 4 роки тому +3

      Alex Houston that wasn’t punch it was fogel’s sub sauce

  • @sophiecarey5986
    @sophiecarey5986 4 роки тому +31

    “I just wanna talk Greg” is basically a death threat who can blame him

  • @LVThN_von_Ach
    @LVThN_von_Ach 4 роки тому +43

    "I'll sue your shoe" .... wears Predator Adidas, now it all makes sense.

  • @lavenderdust7912
    @lavenderdust7912 4 роки тому +1337

    "For all your grooming needs"
    Onision might use one of those razors, since he has such a strong passion for grooming.

    • @BeanieBae
      @BeanieBae 4 роки тому +39

      And shaving peoples heads....

    • @souvikmitra6161
      @souvikmitra6161 4 роки тому +22

      But he only grooms preteen girls, not himself!

    • @lavenderdust7912
      @lavenderdust7912 4 роки тому +26

      @@BeanieBae I'm pretty sure that his hate for black women's hair is due to the fact that his baby carrot feels way too threatened by feminine curls and braids. He likes his girls bald headed and stripped of their femininity.

    • @kikinoel9793
      @kikinoel9793 4 роки тому +1

      Damnnnnn straight, cant wait to hear that he is arrested

    • @robertemerson9109
      @robertemerson9109 4 роки тому +3

      I actually just bought the kit for that because of daddy Daniel

  • @IggyTheBalrog
    @IggyTheBalrog 4 роки тому +954

    Protection orders are for real victims. Imagine being a judge seeing countless abuse victims trying to file orders on their exes or something then Greg rolls up bitching about someone knocking on his door once.

    • @chrisbuttonshaw2088
      @chrisbuttonshaw2088 4 роки тому +64

      oh you can HEAR how she thinks

    • @TheTwentySevenClub
      @TheTwentySevenClub 4 роки тому +33

      About CHRIS HANSON knocking on his door

    • @Ordog213
      @Ordog213 4 роки тому +26

      @@TheTwentySevenClub THAT is the real kicker. Most people know Chris Hanson, and the name rings BELLS and even here in Germany many yonger people had heard about him in some way or form

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 4 роки тому +8

      Yal Rathol well onision is delusional enough to think everything is beneath him oh well, let him learn the hard way then

    • @wtfisgoingonhere1076
      @wtfisgoingonhere1076 4 роки тому +8

      Having had to file an emergency protective order against an ex who became a terrifying, like horror movie scary, stalker, Onision’s filing was a slap in the face to anyone who has genuinely been stalked. He has no idea what it’s like to legitimately and with good reason fear for your life every time you leave the house.
      Another example of his disgusting, narcissistic personality by abusing the system.
      He took up court time and resources that could easily & dutifully have been spent protecting a legitimate victim.
      When they upgrade your protective order to permanent, and it includes your child for *his* entire life also, it’s seriously bad.
      Greg has absolutely NO idea what fear is.
      What a self-indulgent mockery of and throat punch to people who legitimately need police enforced protection from someone else who has proven to be a profoundly serious threat to one’s physical & psychological safety.
      He has absolutely dug himself deeper by displaying this dismissive behavior toward real victims; in fact, people who need protective orders against *him*!
      Rot in hell, Gurg, you slimy, festering, gangrenous boil of a person.
      /rant
      Sorry that was so long. I *had to* get that out. If you read all of that, then on behalf of victims everywhere, thank you for caring and supporting actual abuse & stalking survivors.
      Now let’s get the rest of the abused out and safe. Every victim of an abuser, everywhere. This NEEDS TO BE A SOCIETAL PRIORITY!!!

  • @KingTortis
    @KingTortis 4 роки тому +139

    6:26 I just noticed that guy’s shoes are clear.

    • @sugaramped5544
      @sugaramped5544 4 роки тому +5

      6:43 read your comment and noticed aswell

    • @lukeg9773
      @lukeg9773 4 роки тому +8

      They are also gross af.

    • @googlymoogly5373
      @googlymoogly5373 4 роки тому +2

      @@lukeg9773
      How?

    • @matteagrace6255
      @matteagrace6255 4 роки тому +2

      Nick White I’m glad you said that I was trying to figure out if I was seeing socks or not

  • @christyinthecarolinas
    @christyinthecarolinas 4 роки тому +342

    I really wish someone would caption the audio. Being hard of hearing, I can't seem to understand anything being said in these videos. 😭

    • @bubbaXzone
      @bubbaXzone 4 роки тому +14

      i am hard of hearing too...i just like hearing repzion talk about it!

    • @VinhLe-iy8ut
      @VinhLe-iy8ut 4 роки тому +4

      Did you try easy hearing?

    • @BiffTech05
      @BiffTech05 4 роки тому +13

      I have the same problem. Too much noise to distinguish the voices into anything meaningful. If someone has the transcripts it would be much appreciated if you could cc this.

    • @xoxo12341
      @xoxo12341 4 роки тому +2

      same!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! need CC

    • @Colonelhaydeemew
      @Colonelhaydeemew 4 роки тому +2

      Same here, if anyone can lmk who's twitter the transcripts are on would be much appreciated!

  • @yung_wise5861
    @yung_wise5861 4 роки тому +1548

    Repzion: "How thick are you?
    Me: 😏
    Repzion: *"No, no. How thick is your hair"*
    Me: 😔

  • @andreaswehrmann365
    @andreaswehrmann365 4 роки тому +925

    Repzion: "How thicc are you?"
    Me: *looks at beerbelly "Ummm? ... Yes..."

  • @leckyyy5671
    @leckyyy5671 4 роки тому +177

    Me: Should be listening to the video
    Also me: Mm the leg is g r e e n

  • @sewagerat2903
    @sewagerat2903 4 роки тому +119

    Judge: Adjourned, Mr Jackson
    Onision: *YOU WOULD REALLY DO THAT?!*

    • @pvt.prinny759
      @pvt.prinny759 4 роки тому +13

      You forgot the mandatory ”BACAAAAW! Nnngh!”

    • @lucasf6946
      @lucasf6946 4 роки тому +2

      Don't forget all the gagging

    • @lha816
      @lha816 17 днів тому

      You like Kombucha?

  • @t03xb3ans
    @t03xb3ans 4 роки тому +894

    i would love to see greg on judge judy, she would rip him to shreds 😂

    • @sallyyfacee
      @sallyyfacee 4 роки тому +47

      Bruh she would alliterate him

    • @Lady13Paranoid
      @Lady13Paranoid 4 роки тому +92

      That's also very ironic as at one point he wanted to go to judge Judy himself to "destroy Shiloh's lies" XD

    • @flowerpuffgirls1425
      @flowerpuffgirls1425 4 роки тому +60

      Yuri Ayato did you mean to say obliterate? alliteration is a term used in literature :)

    • @squittlequeen2282
      @squittlequeen2282 4 роки тому +4

      Emily Mae YASSS GET HIM JUDY

    • @inlovewithnana
      @inlovewithnana 4 роки тому +6

      Why do I want to see him on paternity court

  • @Pashpot
    @Pashpot 4 роки тому +360

    "Easy grooming experience" is Kai and Onisions tagline lmao

  • @meece5970
    @meece5970 4 роки тому +16

    He is 1000% not ready to represent himself. He's mumbling, he's incompetent, and he's stupid. He does not know the law well enough to make a good case. I can't wait for the next person he takes to court to throw in a counter-claim and take him for everything he's worth.

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому

      I know. He doesn't even use proper grammar

  • @Ty-bg7kz
    @Ty-bg7kz 4 роки тому +131

    He lies, it is not Souls-Bach. Rather it’s “Daniel wants his soul-back Onion boy”

    • @kenzieleigh4628
      @kenzieleigh4628 4 роки тому +4

      Tyler Cole but it’s not “back” its pronounced like “bahk” sooooooo 😬

    • @ftl9849
      @ftl9849 4 роки тому +2

      @@kenzieleigh4628 wow. its almost like. the joke. was about that.
      ---------------> the joke---------------->
      ---------------> ------------------------------------->
      your head

    • @z8eee
      @z8eee 4 роки тому

      @@kenzieleigh4628 Or you could just laugh at the joke and move on

    • @brokenmikki14
      @brokenmikki14 4 роки тому

      Onion didn’t steal his soul tho therefore the “pun” leads nowhere.. so you’re just saying it wrong.

  • @lucarin8191
    @lucarin8191 4 роки тому +1616

    Onision: i have a cyber stalker!!!!
    Eugenia Cooney in the corner: >:(

    • @jacclyyynnn
      @jacclyyynnn 4 роки тому +123

      it's so baffling, his blatant hypocrisy

    • @H.E.M.
      @H.E.M. 4 роки тому +25

      Hope Bagel
      Don’t you have google? Use it dumbass, instead of asking stupid questions? Stupid?

    • @nicolasbenitoa9165
      @nicolasbenitoa9165 4 роки тому +81

      Hope Bagel yes, she’s doing well too. Went to therapy and everything.

    • @nickyhoward
      @nickyhoward 4 роки тому +26

      @Hope Bagel yeah, she looks a lot healthier now

    • @mintylynava
      @mintylynava 4 роки тому +11

      @Hope Bagel Shane Dawnson has few videos with her when she came back to youtube, if youre interested. And ofc she has posted videos too.

  • @danie7424
    @danie7424 4 роки тому +775

    I've learned to assume that if Greg says he saw a lawyer and received advice to take legal action it means he looked at google/law websites and the voices in his head told him to do it 😂

    • @Sassafrass95
      @Sassafrass95 4 роки тому +56

      no no no that's clearly wrong, he goes on discord and asks his idiot teenage fans

    • @phoenixdavida8987
      @phoenixdavida8987 4 роки тому +16

      @@Sassafrass95 Most likely all of the above! Lol.

    • @tascha11
      @tascha11 4 роки тому +1

      💀

    • @lovielee1200
      @lovielee1200 4 роки тому +23

      @@Sassafrass95 no no, your both right! "Discord teens" is most likely secondary legal counsel, Google is probably first, so he seems knowledgeable to the teens lol

    • @danie7424
      @danie7424 4 роки тому

      @@Sassafrass95 good point 😂

  • @burgerpowder8
    @burgerpowder8 4 роки тому +37

    “Not back, not buck, not burger”
    That cracked me up

  • @StannisHarlock
    @StannisHarlock 4 роки тому +36

    God, hearing Onision's voice annoyed the hell out of me.

  • @sbasscadet2356
    @sbasscadet2356 4 роки тому +1937

    The narcissists prayer:
    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, it is not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did.
    You deserved it.

    • @livt1833
      @livt1833 4 роки тому +69

      Literally exactly like my ex that i was just in court with today

    • @Atom_X.
      @Atom_X. 4 роки тому +46

      It's scary how this could be said by most people...like legit people are narcissistic casually so how can you tell when they are a genuine narcissist

    • @LucasAlves-hi2kx
      @LucasAlves-hi2kx 4 роки тому +44

      Atom X I’m no psychologist nor psychiatrist, but from what I read online the difference between a regular asshole and a narcissist or sociopath is that the asshole will feel bad for what they’ve done, while the narcissist or sociopath will not.
      Seeing how onion boy does this all the time and never expresses regret about it, he probably falls on the latter category =|

    • @baileymarie215
      @baileymarie215 4 роки тому +26

      That is very clever. I’ve never read something like that before. It really captures the narcissist mentality

    • @nerdzilla1
      @nerdzilla1 4 роки тому +2

      sBass cadet can I have permission to post this comment because I think people need to hear it

  • @cultureshock916
    @cultureshock916 4 роки тому +235

    What made the case so urgent was Onision using the excuse of “I need a restraining order cause I’m in danger”, which makes the court more likely to hear his case, and quickly.
    Not only does it make him look bad that he dismissed his own case in general, but the fact that his case was a restraining order case is enough to PISS OFF the court. Someone else could have used the court at that time, someone who really WAS in danger and needed more immediate help. Onision digs his hole deeper and deeper for himself every day.

    • @johnmarinero2059
      @johnmarinero2059 4 роки тому +1

      CultureShock ϟ As someone who has had to go to court for a restraining order you’re goddamn right

  • @brighteyes715
    @brighteyes715 4 роки тому +11

    Lets be real the cop didn't actually give him legal advice--he is using that as a scape goat to save face

  • @TheTruthinAstronomy
    @TheTruthinAstronomy 4 роки тому +26

    Anyone want to bet he never "consulted an attorney" who recommended other options?

    • @refinnej5302
      @refinnej5302 4 роки тому +3

      He probably consulted a 14 year old girl who is taking a high school introductory course to the legal system.

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 4 роки тому +1

      He most definitely didn't.

  • @Big_E_Soul_Fragment
    @Big_E_Soul_Fragment 4 роки тому +1298

    We're in the endgame now. The end of Onision is near.

    • @InkAndPoet
      @InkAndPoet 4 роки тому +21

      I don't know. If he's gotten away with things like this for a while, he can probably find a way to avoid consequences.

    • @pvbrinx
      @pvbrinx 4 роки тому +21

      This feels like crap...I don’t feel like that rat will go to jail.

    • @Honey-dv5qi
      @Honey-dv5qi 4 роки тому +1

      The 225677th Fragment of the Man-Emperor of Mankind if only it had happened many years ago.

    • @Honey-dv5qi
      @Honey-dv5qi 4 роки тому +8

      Avenue Teal There’s honestly no getting out of this. By minimum, he’s going to get maybe a fine. I hope he serves a million years in prison but if he does serve time, it likely won’t be more than 3 years. 😓

    • @rubbyjallis4616
      @rubbyjallis4616 4 роки тому +2

      So is nobody gonna talk abt the cov(corona v.) Outbreak getting worst every single day?just sayin

  • @Tori-mh7fg
    @Tori-mh7fg 4 роки тому +1057

    "The proper Chris Hansen wasn't served." Thank god I wasn't able to attend the court hearing because I don't trust myself to hold back my laughter.

    • @jacclyyynnn
      @jacclyyynnn 4 роки тому +8

      EDIT: www.tiktok.com/@slumdogsophie/video/6785662438898453766 there's a tik tok going around of people attending the hearing and when they put up "he served the wrong chris hansen" with the clip of him walking out i about died of laughter

    • @rotisseriepossum
      @rotisseriepossum 4 роки тому +4

      jacc_lynn id love a link if u have one that sounds amazing

    • @jacclyyynnn
      @jacclyyynnn 4 роки тому +1

      @@rotisseriepossum www.tiktok.com/@slumdogsophie/video/6785662438898453766

    • @OnlyMichaelJackson
      @OnlyMichaelJackson 4 роки тому +4

      @@jacclyyynnn link please

    • @jacclyyynnn
      @jacclyyynnn 4 роки тому

      @@OnlyMichaelJackson www.tiktok.com/@slumdogsophie/video/6785662438898453766

  • @BabvBlues
    @BabvBlues 4 роки тому +8

    You deserve all the support

  • @fish_in_distress
    @fish_in_distress 4 роки тому +7

    That poor judge trying her damnedest to get a straight answer out of the onion and just getting the same story like 4 times

  • @234Poseidon
    @234Poseidon 4 роки тому +603

    Lawn Mover 3.0: Optimize for an easy grooming experience
    *Onision wants to know your location*

  • @chadmcdaniel4768
    @chadmcdaniel4768 4 роки тому +922

    Onision is clearly obsessed with you.
    He's playing his High School drama game, which makes sense he thinks he's still a kid.

    • @StreamTin
      @StreamTin 4 роки тому +74

      That's not why you'd find him in a primary school tho

    • @akihayakawaliker
      @akihayakawaliker 4 роки тому +13

      Asher Weaver GOOD ONE FJCJCKCK

    • @sora1498
      @sora1498 4 роки тому +9

      @@StreamTin underrated

    • @Allan-kx1zd
      @Allan-kx1zd 4 роки тому +3

      They’re obsessed with each other. Daniel’s ego must show the world how much better he is than Onion boy.

    • @xxangelsofchaosxx
      @xxangelsofchaosxx 4 роки тому +9

      Nah, his high school dramas always end in a school shooting (for some reason)

  • @steveo.574
    @steveo.574 4 роки тому +6

    Grames Jackinson: Im VeRsED In ThE lAw!!!
    Actual judge: Quit stepping on my toes, and be direct! I don't have times for your games.

  • @YurinanAcquiline
    @YurinanAcquiline 4 роки тому +91

    1:30
    "For all your grooming needs."
    Lol. Groom yourself, not children.

    • @laufeyisgood
      @laufeyisgood 4 роки тому

      Neon Clover i hope you’re talking about onision

  • @kkittycatkat1990
    @kkittycatkat1990 4 роки тому +609

    When the judge interupts you to say "I must warn you, this is all being recorded..." I would be slightly concerned Greg.

    • @carolann811
      @carolann811 4 роки тому +85

      I think she may have been trying to tell him he was giving testimony rather than just answering her question. If you notice the others in the room are not saying anything. Daniel's attorney would have answered questions for him and would (probably did) advise him not to speak unless spoken to and only answer the question. In this case, under implied oath, he's offering what may amount to testimony that can be used against him at some point if he tells a different story.

    • @hagelslag9312
      @hagelslag9312 4 роки тому +23

      @@carolann811 He's lucky she interrupted him about that, she never needed to. But that was actually really thoughtful.

    • @carolann811
      @carolann811 4 роки тому +22

      @@hagelslag9312 True, she didn't have to. But she may have also had an eye on the clock. She knew the case(s) were dismissed and would have wanted to keep things moving. Him rambling just slows down her docket.

    • @tamhuy10
      @tamhuy10 4 роки тому +9

      @@hagelslag9312 most judges would do that for a person not represented by an attorney I think, telling them they are recorded when they start blabing

    • @kkittycatkat1990
      @kkittycatkat1990 4 роки тому +8

      @@carolann811 Exactly and I wonder if he knew that? He was just like "that's fine". If he is really going to follow these things through he needs an attorney. Greg always thinks he's the smartest person in the room.

  • @jkl799
    @jkl799 4 роки тому +174

    Don't forget it was an "emergency" request for protection.... Make sure you use that if he comes back at you.

  • @rettyleal
    @rettyleal 4 роки тому +7

    The fact that this video is monetized AND has a sponsor is such a power move

  • @kenzieb.7293
    @kenzieb.7293 4 роки тому +13

    "You have to ask yourself am I going to far with this?
    Yes. Obviously!"
    I laughed way too hard at the way he said this, maybe because it's true?

  • @ColbyHill721
    @ColbyHill721 4 роки тому +772

    When he said “John Sebastian Bach” instead of “Johann”

    • @hippopajamas
      @hippopajamas 4 роки тому +100

      Complains about people pronouncing his name incorrectly... says John.

    • @thebee0320
      @thebee0320 4 роки тому +14

      @@hippopajamas Bottom Text

    • @benk4406
      @benk4406 4 роки тому +28

      Even he himself pronounces his name wrong, no English speaking person pronounces German names or words correctly

    • @Knttsq
      @Knttsq 4 роки тому

      @@benk4406 Yeah. saltz-bark, right?

    • @trashcant69
      @trashcant69 4 роки тому +1

      I'm just gonna say that he also pronounced "Bach" wrong. You don't pronounce the ch as c. It's pronounced softly like the ch in "charity"

  • @2p-blog-thing
    @2p-blog-thing 4 роки тому +312

    If the case took any longer, my parking would have expired so I'm kinda glad he dismissed it so quickly.

    • @cicifuentes5685
      @cicifuentes5685 4 роки тому +31

      Oh wow, you were there? God, you're lucky. I would have given anything to watch Onion Boy's case flop in person

    • @2p-blog-thing
      @2p-blog-thing 4 роки тому +35

      It was an interesting experience to be less than a foot away from Onision.

    • @spookycrusader
      @spookycrusader 4 роки тому +13

      Grey wasted everyones time. Everyone knew Grey would lose this case

    • @ryanwlodarczyk2441
      @ryanwlodarczyk2441 4 роки тому +11

      2p-blog -thing what did he smell like

    • @XYZ-kb3mm
      @XYZ-kb3mm 4 роки тому +3

      Ryan Probably cologne and BO

  • @ev5239
    @ev5239 4 роки тому +14

    3:15 i swear i heard the judge giggling when she said the wring guy was served

  • @elizabethbryce4283
    @elizabethbryce4283 4 роки тому +62

    This is like the wetlands thing. “I was just following advice”

  • @helpidroppedmydignity6138
    @helpidroppedmydignity6138 4 роки тому +796

    I love how he calms down real quick when faced with genuine authority. Also, poor Chris "wrong" Hansen, probably had no idea of whom Onision was.

    • @melaniekirkland6634
      @melaniekirkland6634 4 роки тому +75

      Honestly yea. Like I'm sure he's been mistaken before but getting served and looking up the guy and finding out this freaking nut case was the guy. I'd honestly be a little scared

    • @ThePumpingiron27
      @ThePumpingiron27 4 роки тому +38

      He probably knows now. If Chris Hansen (the to catch a predator one) is served...the Chris Hansen who was served probably wanted to know why.

    • @gojays8735
      @gojays8735 4 роки тому +42

      Chris Hansen Who Is Not THE Chris Hansen has been a very good sport. He understands what's going on now of course, although he was taken by surprise by this entire shit show initially, but he's OK. Not very fond of Baby Carrot but then,who the hell is? He took one for the team-life goes on.

    • @AshDub86
      @AshDub86 4 роки тому +23

      Very unfortunate name. Poor guy can't even ask anyone if they'd like to take a seat without inciting panic.

    • @aliekexie8467
      @aliekexie8467 4 роки тому +12

      There was a vid of him and a friend(?) getting pulled over by the cops and greg was the silent he has ever been on video, didnt look in the officer's eye. He looked like a literal kid.

  • @adrianbuelna1
    @adrianbuelna1 4 роки тому +666

    This would’ve been the perfect time to set his meltdown as a ringtone and be a nuisance lol

    • @levill-welcometotrench9620
      @levill-welcometotrench9620 4 роки тому +43

      YA LIKE KOMBUCHA???

    • @Steampunk_Ocelot
      @Steampunk_Ocelot 4 роки тому +5

      I need a nap... I need a nap

    • @xxthatsnotmexx
      @xxthatsnotmexx 4 роки тому +22

      They make you silence or turn off your phone in court, he would have been reprimanded for that.

    • @necrocoy6100
      @necrocoy6100 4 роки тому +5

      Levi ll-// welcome to TRENCH lmao this is exactly what I thought of when I read this comment lmaooooo “I LOOOOOVE KOMBUCHA!!!”

    • @elysium0119
      @elysium0119 4 роки тому +1

      😂🤣

  • @TemetNosce65
    @TemetNosce65 4 роки тому +60

    I can just hear the triggered classical musicians when Johann Sebastian Bach was pronounced John lol...not to be a classic music snob but purely to be informative, it's pronounced "yoh-hahn"

    • @MermaidMakes
      @MermaidMakes 4 роки тому +2

      John Back

    • @theab3957
      @theab3957 3 роки тому +1

      @@MermaidMakes Ah yes, my favourite

  • @JamezGrimm
    @JamezGrimm 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine telling a Judge that you’re going to listen to a random officer and ignore her legal advice.

  • @bighaas435
    @bighaas435 4 роки тому +708

    The comments:
    Talking about onision: 10%
    Commenting on how Repzion questioned our thicc-ness: 90%

  • @Saidriak
    @Saidriak 4 роки тому +1125

    Onision: tried to silence Daniel and Chris through the legal system to stop the internet from talking about him
    Reality: made a laughing stock out of himself and now is mocked even more
    Onision: surprised Pikachu

    • @518corky
      @518corky 4 роки тому +1

      Surprised pikachu 😂😂😂😂😂😭

    • @PeninsulaCity2024
      @PeninsulaCity2024 4 роки тому +1

      FBI:
      "Michaels, Levine, Chan, left side window, use breachers.
      Robins, Holloway, Phillips, entry. You have the shield, secure the first floor.
      Danels, Shen, Imahara, basement.
      Everyone else, second floor. All copy?"

    • @evenhartwick4422
      @evenhartwick4422 4 роки тому

      Thats how the internet works, its hard to believe we have lived with access to the it for decades now and people still don't get that.

    • @inannaenigma9391
      @inannaenigma9391 4 роки тому

      At this point he should just go play in traffic.

    • @hoskeettay
      @hoskeettay 4 роки тому

      I cant tell if he did this for more attention or maybe to distract from the allegations against him, think about it since the court order case out we haven’t seen any new videos talking about his sexual abuse allegations

  • @nomad8690
    @nomad8690 4 роки тому +9

    Repzion: Welcome to the Salty Saloon. How thicc are you?
    Me: How thicc am I. How thicc am I..
    Repzion: Yes....
    Me: I'm dummy thicc. When I'm trying to walk around, the clap of my ass cheeks sends people running because they think shots are being fired...
    Repzion: R-right this way sir...

  • @johnnyscifi
    @johnnyscifi 4 роки тому +14

    PS: the "advice" he got was probably an outcome of a grossly exaggerated story. Either that, or its all just made up. I think this because of his call to 911 over chris hansen showing up...that whole phone call was disgustingly exaggerated!!!

  • @somewhereinbetween
    @somewhereinbetween 4 роки тому +483

    repzion: i have a question for my male audience and i need 100% honesty
    me: aight whats the question
    repzion: h o w t h i c c a r e y o u?
    me: ..o-oh damn u got me blushin my guy

  • @oktaviacemerys2130
    @oktaviacemerys2130 4 роки тому +255

    His CHILD fell out of a WINDOW onto PAVEMENT.... jail him!!!

    • @gojays8735
      @gojays8735 4 роки тому +29

      At the very least, get him off this platform NOW. Wtf SUSAN?

    • @MeganAngel315
      @MeganAngel315 4 роки тому +45

      Jail him and kai. Get those kids to an actual sane person to take care of them. He needs prison immediately.

    • @alliecattlopez537
      @alliecattlopez537 4 роки тому +13

      And, let's not leave out, he video recorded her as she laid in pain on the pavement, AND video recorded his call/conversation to 911.

    • @irishnessie
      @irishnessie 4 роки тому +11

      That happened in September 2019..idk if his daughter is still in his care. But, he obviously got off with that one 🙄 I swear, he seems to her away with EVERYTHING. What's it gotta take to get this asshole put away. I've know people who got in trouble for much less.

    • @chelseyfaye8778
      @chelseyfaye8778 4 роки тому +10

      I 100% do NOT believe that baby fell. Even in the police report they said she was PLACED on the screen on the ground.. It was enough to crack her skull open but there was NO blood/hair on the ground where she "fell" ... My fucking ass. Head wounds bleed like CRAZY... There would be blood everywhere.

  • @IxiaRayne
    @IxiaRayne 4 роки тому +48

    Totally off Topic, but did you know that “Sulzbach” is german for “Saltwater Creek”?
    “Sulz” is a old fashioned word used back in the medieval times for Saltwater or Brine. 🙃
    I know it has nothing to do with Onision, I thought it was interesting nonetheless. 😅

    • @SjofnBM1989
      @SjofnBM1989 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe that creek is made out of Kai's tears

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 3 роки тому

      Must be why Onion's so damn salty about Repzion talking about his bullshit.
      I'm honestly surprised no one else made that joke.

  • @Emma-qg1wr
    @Emma-qg1wr 4 роки тому +5

    You know onion's dead in the water when you start giving him ideas for the lols

  • @emissaryofthecows3389
    @emissaryofthecows3389 4 роки тому +1205

    Onion-"POLICE HELP, THERE'S A STALKER OUTSIDE MY DOOR AND HES YELLING"
    Dispatcher-"Alright sir, do you know the stalker's name?"
    Onion-"YES YES, IT'S CHRIS HANSEN"
    Dispatcher-"......................................."
    Onion-"..............."
    Dispatcher- "Good luck" *CLICK*

    • @Zombae13
      @Zombae13 4 роки тому +21

      I read "good luck" in my mind the same way Liam neeson did in taken....

    • @lancewolfe5242
      @lancewolfe5242 4 роки тому +33

      Dispatcher:”Ok Groomer.”

    • @lilelo208
      @lilelo208 4 роки тому

      @@Zombae13 did he say it? I thought it was the the phone call he received.

    • @lilelo208
      @lilelo208 4 роки тому

      @HexagramMan does he though?

    • @Zombae13
      @Zombae13 4 роки тому

      @HexagramMan omg I'm so stupid that's what I meant 🤦‍♀️

  • @Grim_Sister
    @Grim_Sister 4 роки тому +533

    I hear Greg’s voice and all I can decipher is “Whine whine whine.”
    Like, not even the cute “gimme your food” whine that animals make, just that annoying baby from the plane that won’t shut up

    • @LieraLolita
      @LieraLolita 4 роки тому +37

      GrimSister at least babies don’t know better, grog on the other hand is a grown ass adult who should just stop

    • @wichiku
      @wichiku 4 роки тому +14

      Liera Lolita gosh, the amount of incorrect variants people have for onion is cracking me the fuck up

    • @lycheemyusic
      @lycheemyusic 4 роки тому +7

      Trust me the gimme your food whine stops being cute after the 20th time lol

    • @lycheemyusic
      @lycheemyusic 4 роки тому +14

      @@LieraLolita *g r o g*

    • @LieraLolita
      @LieraLolita 4 роки тому +8

      Lychee Myusic I’ve got a two year old haha i know all too well. 😭

  • @michellekovacs2360
    @michellekovacs2360 4 роки тому

    Thanks for the update

  • @pharaohpollux
    @pharaohpollux 4 роки тому +36

    "How thick are you?"
    Me: *eyes widen*

  • @LuckoDaStars
    @LuckoDaStars 4 роки тому +1299

    A disgrace to the uniform and a disgrace to this country a disgrace to his wife and a disgrace to the environment he will live as a disgrace and he will go out as a disgrace and no one will mourn

    • @sharlytastic960
      @sharlytastic960 4 роки тому +120

      @Strelok Audio Design exactly. it pisses me off how Kai gets away with everything when he is just as terrible as Onision is.
      I mean, this lovely mother was in the kitchen when their toddler daughter was alone in the room. Sure, let your 2 year old unsupervised (sorry, if I misspelled that, I'm a german something). What could happen?

    • @Honey-dv5qi
      @Honey-dv5qi 4 роки тому +42

      Kai is an absolute diaper

    • @darkthought7860
      @darkthought7860 4 роки тому +5

      it almost seems like you dont like onision? huh. hes such a sexy wonderful man.

    • @jaymiesimoneau7513
      @jaymiesimoneau7513 4 роки тому +31

      Dark Thought hey grug 👋🏻

    • @Honey-dv5qi
      @Honey-dv5qi 4 роки тому +8

      Dark Thought 🍪 have a cookie

  • @rurijo3169
    @rurijo3169 4 роки тому +983

    “How thick are you”
    “Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal”
    Edit:alright rewatching that he was talking to the men and it doesn't apply to me but that's the first thing that popped into my head

    • @visbby7444
      @visbby7444 4 роки тому +36

      😏👉👉

    • @Alxon79
      @Alxon79 4 роки тому +5

      Alayna Kurek I’m thiccer than a girl....yet hair is thiccer than a bear

    • @wheeeeeeeeeee
      @wheeeeeeeeeee 4 роки тому

      With a full bottle of water poured in it

    • @cheeb1468
      @cheeb1468 4 роки тому +2

      'Oh yeah, im SO stupid'

    • @chystal9161
      @chystal9161 4 роки тому

      You needed to rewatch that...? Deaf much

  • @musicman8881
    @musicman8881 4 роки тому +76

    Complains about how people mispronounce his name... mispronounces Johan

  • @Kirsten4260
    @Kirsten4260 4 роки тому +13

    He sounds like a hurt little scared puppy when he talks lol
    Greg/James/Onision/Onion/whatever his name is, not you Daniel.

  • @endertrancev2374
    @endertrancev2374 4 роки тому +822

    "Get the manscaped trimmer for all your personal grooming needs"
    Huh... I guess that's something Greg should go look into...

    • @chosentonessournotes
      @chosentonessournotes 4 роки тому +41

      “You mean to tell me that this little trimmer will help me groom young women AND allow me to shave their heads?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!”

    • @kirsten3952
      @kirsten3952 4 роки тому +13

      greg misinterpreted people telling him he needed grooming

    • @dragorsi
      @dragorsi 4 роки тому +1

      😅😅😅

    • @23rdcenturyhobbit
      @23rdcenturyhobbit 4 роки тому +7

      Yes also a good bar of soap, shampoo and water.

    • @23rdcenturyhobbit
      @23rdcenturyhobbit 4 роки тому +1

      @@chosentonessournotes 😅😅

  • @magoichi75
    @magoichi75 4 роки тому +424

    “How thick are you?”
    *looks in mirror*
    I’d say halfway between dummy thicc and normal.

  • @RiotMonster
    @RiotMonster 4 роки тому

    We love you and the work you do Repzion!

  • @emmygriffiths274
    @emmygriffiths274 4 роки тому +10

    That’s probably why he was defending himself. He probably knew he was already going to dismiss it.
    That’s what I Think. 8:12

  • @magnaillusion6085
    @magnaillusion6085 4 роки тому +327

    "How thick are you?"
    I'm not the brightest, Repzion.

  • @ednaoverboard1052
    @ednaoverboard1052 4 роки тому +76

    'for all your grooming needs!'
    Onision and Kai entered the chat

  • @darklordgrim8484
    @darklordgrim8484 4 роки тому

    Can we take a moment to appreciate Repzions room! I love looking at the background and just seeing cool stuff. You have mad respect from me just from your videos and tastes.

  • @kariziebarth7581
    @kariziebarth7581 4 роки тому

    Love your vids!

  • @holleabeck8442
    @holleabeck8442 4 роки тому +527

    "like John Sebastian Bach"
    It's *JOHAN* , DANIEL. *J O H A N* .

    • @Monique.Marceline
      @Monique.Marceline 4 роки тому +76

      Hollea Beck it’s actually Johann with two n’s, but I feel your annoyance!!

    • @ibeamy
      @ibeamy 4 роки тому +1

      Omg thank you. Johan.

    • @annasin90
      @annasin90 4 роки тому +20

      It’s ИОГАНН. 😂😂

    • @JediMaestr0
      @JediMaestr0 4 роки тому +1

      Hollea Beck *Johann

    • @DieKleineMimose
      @DieKleineMimose 4 роки тому +6

      @@annasin90 That's the most badass way of spelling it tho xD

  • @NateVHVT
    @NateVHVT 4 роки тому +209

    "Once I consulted an attorney"
    Then why aren't they in the court room with you?

    • @DesertFoxz
      @DesertFoxz 4 роки тому +34

      He can't afford one and is lying about that.

    • @ksCauldron
      @ksCauldron 4 роки тому +50

      Lmao he probably used one of those free 10 minute consultations and they were like "here's a list of things one can do" and he was just like "I can do this? You're telling me I should do this?" "No these are just options-" "so I'm going to do this bye".

    • @dianebrooks1859
      @dianebrooks1859 4 роки тому +5

      You can pay an attorney an hourly or half hour fee to review your case and give options. It's a good start to see how much crap you are in before actually signing with a lawyer to be your legal representation.

    • @CL-lx2pm
      @CL-lx2pm 4 роки тому +12

      Aside from the above comments Greg has claimed to have lawyer fans who he's "consulted" in the past for years. He probably asked a 19 year old who learned their legal jargon on UA-cam.

    • @spanglelime
      @spanglelime 4 роки тому +2

      I heard Kai’s father is an attorney. I have no idea, but if that’s true, the man would want to keep his own offspring from jail at the least.

  • @nick543isme
    @nick543isme 4 роки тому

    Keep up the good work Repzion

  • @Blacksquareable
    @Blacksquareable 4 роки тому

    Loved the promo!

  • @TheOmegaRiddler
    @TheOmegaRiddler 4 роки тому +963

    When you say "How Thick are you?" to someone in the UK, man or woman, you better be prepared to run. That is asking someone how stupid they are?

    • @jiyu9277
      @jiyu9277 4 роки тому +95

      That’s the first thing I thought as well when he said that Thought he was asking if we were stupid for a minute

    • @ExcuseMee
      @ExcuseMee 4 роки тому +135

      Luckily in America, walking up to someone and saying "how thick are you?" can also pass as borderline sexual harassment LMAO

    • @leahvansickle1536
      @leahvansickle1536 4 роки тому +5

      Omega Riddler really? In the US we wouldn’t know that lol

    • @nicolamchugh7223
      @nicolamchugh7223 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂I know! Right

    • @lexkinetic5448
      @lexkinetic5448 4 роки тому +5

      Haha! Exactly! That's what I thought he was asking, I was going to reply "NOT THICK IN THE SLIGHTEST! Thank you for asking"

  • @babb3r158
    @babb3r158 4 роки тому +179

    Ironic when the Onision video has an ad for personal hygiene

    • @melchild6
      @melchild6 4 роки тому +10

      Grooming... one could say 😂

  • @paulghignon4092
    @paulghignon4092 4 роки тому +4

    When the judge warned him that he was being recorded, she was more or less advising against incriminating himself. He may have violated court process and shot himself in the foot, especially if this turns out to be a SLAPP suit; he could really be digging himself a deep deep hole.