Follow me on Instagram: @TurboEntertain / turboentertain ULTIMATE COMPILATION OF SIMON COWELL INSULTS!! Simon Cowell is a SAVAGE PART 2: • Simon Cowell Best Insu...
@@annmin2308 truth hurts. Also why is it people get butt hurt over jokes. Irl there are going to be assholes who say mean things to you, are you going to start crying about or go on with your life. People are way to sensitive nowadays
All his sentences start with something like: "Not to be rude..." "Nothing personal but..." "Don't take any offense but..." and they are all so offensive...
@@akiraholland457 Gordon Ramsay to kids: Aw dont give up I'll help you Gordon Ramsay to adults: YOU ARE FUCKING UP EVERYTHING Simon to anyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Well he was able to hurt them becuz he was a judge the contestants respected him and his opinion but what simon was doing was wrong .. You can say No without being rude and mean.. If you speak to someone like simon does next day probably you'll be on a hospital bed
That's fine. Harsh truth about ability and talent. But don't make fun of their appearance lmao roast my inability if you want but not if I'm anatomically imperfect 🤣
@@skipelash3384 I haven't even seen this comment since I posted it, I think this is the most likes I've ever had on anything I've ever posted/commented hahaha :')
No that’s not being honest that’s humiliating a person and making them feel bad, u can be honest by saying your opinion instead of humiliating a person and being a mean disgusting person
Julia Komninos because he tell it like it is even it hurts deeply we definitely need brutal honesty in today's music industry for sure because of the lack of talent of today's music as a whole period
@LuxuryJesper Not to say he should only judge rude and arrogant contestants so harshly, but I only really enjoy hearing it when he does that. When he is being harsh and blunt to people who seemed nice, even though it's fair, it just makes me feel bad.
All the replies are fighting over how harshly he treats them yet none of you are pointing out the fact that basically all talent shows are completely fake
LuxuryJesper 1. I’m Australian and live nowhere near Donald trump 2. I think Donald trump should be dead by now 3. How am I Donald trump again? Oh wait, you never gave a reason because you just randomly called me Donald trump
Chris G Simon would say that regardless of race. He’s not racist he’s just very harsh to anyone and that man happened to be black. Should he get treated special for his skin color?
Can you imagine hearing all the praise from your family and friends. Everyone around you saying "wow you have a beautiful voice". You take this to heart and try to hone your new ability. Everyone is unanimous. Your voice is immaculate. You finally get the stones to audition in front of some of the most accomplished people in the field. Only to hear "you can't sing"
In the first place don't buy from u r parents.. It could be biased, nor from u r friends, they will act polite. Better record u r voice, send it to experts keeping u r anonymity. That might be a better way of evaluating yourself, before getting to the big stage like AGT!
Nella Alexandra If a friend of mine come to me and sings for me i would probably say that he can sing just to see how hard simon fucks him up. just kidding.
Simon: it's didn't work sweet heart Her: I have a degree in vocal performance Simon: it's a no darling Her:Are you sure Simon: Positive Her :is the anything I can do to improve? Simon: leave 😂😂😂
He's my favourite judge as well and he doesn't mean to be rude he's just trying to be honest and help the people that can't sing because he knows they won't make it
@Sweetie Sparkles the princess jevils wife & gf Your username is literally longer than that african guy's name which i think was Ovuevuevue at the start and plus like more than ten characters
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“I don’t want to be rude, but..”
*_completely destroys contestants life_*
Lmao
Apple Juice exactly, what if the contestant loved to sing and Simon made them feel like they can't sing
I agree😂😂😂🖤
Apple Juice lmao yes
Lmao
"I don't mean to be rude, but" *proceeds to pierce your soul*
😂😂😂 I am dead
TXV1300R LMAO I LOVE IT 😂
Lol.
Reality check in a time where praising kids has become the substitute for education. Simon has a hard and frustrating task.
😂😂so true
"Don't take this personally--"
"I don't mean to be rude, but--"
"Not to be rude, but--"
Ginger Bread girl "I don't wanna sound unkind, but--"
Please don't think I'm rude but--
"-but you have to be the worst singer I've ever heard in my life."
*proceeds to bring you to the depth of hell with his magical words~*
“With the greatest respect, I think-“
Simon Cowell knows no race, age, ethnicity, or sexual preference. No one can escape his wrath.
Echo SD Gordon Ramsay vs Simon Cowell, make it happen.
You mean his harsh comments
Basically in terms of insulting,
Gordon is like a raging volcano while
Simon is a chilly mountain
@@annmin2308 His comments may be harsh but they're harshfully truthful.
@@annmin2308 truth hurts. Also why is it people get butt hurt over jokes. Irl there are going to be assholes who say mean things to you, are you going to start crying about or go on with your life. People are way to sensitive nowadays
"it's a beautiful song when you are not singing it"
🔥🔥
Yes LMAo
I agreed it
omg i-
Savage
"You couldn't win this competition even if you were the only contestant in it " 😂😂😂
Pure Savage
😂😂
Sharon: proceeds to cry laughing
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
in a million years. 😅
All his sentences start with something like:
"Not to be rude..."
"Nothing personal but..."
"Don't take any offense but..."
and they are all so offensive...
they dont all start with that
And "can i be honest with you?"
Simon is the best
Ready Set Studios even the other judges start laughing when he says that stuff cuz they know😂😂
@Ketan Sajwan yes he does😂
“One of the worst voices I have ever heard in my life”
Says that 4.5 million times
It just gets worse for him💀
Yes because it's ONE of the worst, he doesn't say THE worst every single time
I always joked to my sister he says that every time hahaha
@@ironcross3449 lol yes he does
@@Blaz1ngFury he doesn't, he says its ONE OF THE , not THE ONLY, get some hearing aids
Simon "that's a weird place to stop"
Girl " oh oh"
Simon " I'm glad you did"
Now that's savage.
I skipped to a random place in the video and stopped EXACTLY at the vide you quoted.... who’s calling the FBI
Spot*
Lmao Simon seems like happy when he says the word "No" and "Leave"
I didn’t understand till I say it 😂😂😂😂
@@kyle32ful omg me 2 i swear
Simon Cowell: *‘Does insults calmly’*
Gordon Ramsay: *‘Does insults shouting’*
Yeah pretty much
Yea Gordon’s a chief tho
@@bbes4185 chief?
i just want an insult battle between the 2
donovan it would be close
If Gordon Ramsey and Simon faced off the world would probably split in half and blow up the whole universe
It'll end the entire universe. They'll probably have an epic roast session.
It would be like thanos just half of everything gone
Gordon is way worse but yeah
@@akiraholland457 gordon just screams whereas simon has hot fire roasts
@@akiraholland457 Gordon Ramsay to kids: Aw dont give up I'll help you
Gordon Ramsay to adults: YOU ARE FUCKING UP EVERYTHING
Simon to anyone: I'm about to end this man's whole career
Gordon Ramsey: *infuriating insults*
Simon Cowell: *soul-crushing insults*
Talebale AJ Gordon Ramsey legit can destroy Simon in a roast battle
@Critical Critical i mentioned it 5 months ago bruh
Where does he even get his jokes from that fast. My brain is just waayy too slow to think of these legendary insults that fast. What a legend
Well when your British and a professional, kinda comes in the description
it's called wit
@@peachcrocs and having a script and notes on each and every contestant
most of Simon's insults: "you might be the worst singer in _______"
@@scerpalman yeah that's cause of me :)
“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only one in it”
Thats harsh😂😂
something al bundy would say lmao
Which part?
in a million years
I am harsh😂
@@iamharsh1411 this is true
Simons is proof that you don’t have to touch anyone physically to hurt them.
Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay both proved that lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheChosennn BYE AND ABBY LEE
Well he was able to hurt them becuz he was a judge the contestants respected him and his opinion but what simon was doing was wrong .. You can say No without being rude and mean.. If you speak to someone like simon does next day probably you'll be on a hospital bed
He did
Contestant: "You're mean."
Simon's thoughts: "Yes. And you can't sing. The door is that way." :D
" I was a wedding singer.."
Simon : * *Laughing* *
"How many of them ended in *divorce*?"
damn
Manan Hingorani hope the guy had ointment for how bad Simon burned his ass
That was rude tho
Actually Me Yeah, but it was funny
@@2410jrod ugh
Nathan Nguyen That’s neither here nor there because.....wait for it.....I....DON’T CARE
“It’s a no.”
Person starts crying
Simon: smiles joyfully
5:21
8Ightz Same doe
Lmfao!
That part was brutal.
@@loganmiller5967 It does get pretty tragic though. One of the contestants in the UK show stabbed herself in the neck and killed herself.
"I don't mean to be rude, but..."
*gives legal depression*
Lol😂
😂😂😂
Idek if legal depression is a term but FUCK this is good
It’s even funnier because legal depression doesn’t make any sense
@Stephen Sharp oh you must mean medically diagnosed depression. Or clinical depression.
Imagine if Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay had a insult battle
World war 3 boi.
Epic
Oh boy that's gonna be good
The whole world would end.
Armageddon
Simon: "what do you think I'm going to say to you?"
Contestant: "No?"
Simon: "Correct, get out"
😂😂😂😂😂
He didn't say get out he said goodbye
@@thetreeandthesun7880 your point is...... It was a mistake oh well
Marley's World 😂😂🤣🤣
HAHAHAHA the best
@@Samantha-oh5rq they were just correcting u smh
5:06 "Is there anything i can do to improve"
Simon : "Leave" XD
*Loooolz*
Teray' Dax I read this as it came on and it made it even better
Ouch
😂😂😭😭💀💀💀💀
"Is there anything I can do to improve?"
"Yes. Leave"
😂😂😂
CHRLE 😂😂😂
Zac Rigby he is so savaaaaaaaaage!!
Zac Rigby 😐-----😎 #Savage😎🖕
maddiepenguin06 Just say he is... Lol
“Is there anything I can do to improve?”
Simon: you can *leave* 💀😂
😂😂😂
*to 5 year old*
"probably one of the best ones we've seen!"
simon: "I didn't like it"
IKR, that was the best part.
I died when I heard that
I'm very glad he didnt go all out on that kid. He often goes overboard on the insults, and I dont think he would've ever recovered if he did then
Joe Smith yes me too
Aditya Pokala yes
"What do you think I am going to say to you?"
"No"
"Correct.... good bye..."
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
I'm going for lunch
Aced it
LMAOOOOOO
😂😂😂👌
I felt bad for that guy bc he seemed like a nice dude lol
"That's terrible"
"Really?"
"No, dreadful"
Simon is savage 😂😂
As harsh as he may sound, he’s actually the only one that is completely honest and doesn’t beat around the bush.
His comments is exactly what i think i'd say to the contestant. Every time he says something that's brutally honest, i screamed "THANK YOU" to him lol
That's fine. Harsh truth about ability and talent. But don't make fun of their appearance lmao roast my inability if you want but not if I'm anatomically imperfect 🤣
“It looked like the before , during ,and after of weight watchers” 😂that had me dead
😂😂😂😂
lmao imagine if he said that in today’s world, people would go crazy💀
I burst out laughing at that one! I'm going to hell!
that was shit joke, making fun of fat people is beneath him..
Dave M you’re too sensitive
I love when Simon smiles while giving an insult. Like he is content with himself lol😂😂
Pink Simmer For real. 😂
Pink Simmer is your picture a Imvu? 😂
Prob cuz all his insults are soo awesome
“Is there anything I can do to improve?”
“Leave”
HAD ME DEAD😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
Same yooo😂
SAVAGE
MEEEE TOOOOOO
"You couldn't win this competition if you were only person in it."
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Simon Cowell is the Gordon Ramsay of the Talent Industry.
ItsDfockingFour "You sound like your vocal cords are FROZEN!"
Master Chief YOU DIPSHIT ITS RAW!
"Is that song fresh?"
"Um, no... I don't think so."
" _You don't think-_ Fuck me!"
Hanji Zoe
Oh look! Little kid uses fonts!!
ItsDfockingFour OMG YES
5:06
Woman- Is there anything I can do to improve?
Simon- Leave...
Simple but perfect!
RandomGamer 420 I can’t believe someone hasn’t replied
RandomGamer 420 The best comment I’ve seen all year
Her face after he said that lol
Wow likes are at 666
@@skipelash3384 I haven't even seen this comment since I posted it, I think this is the most likes I've ever had on anything I've ever posted/commented hahaha :')
Simon: "You are so awful, in fact, I'm so confident the other judges will say no, that I'm going to say yes"
When did he say that?
Whoa when
Yeah when
omfg thats beautiful
He didn't say that, but I'm going to like, so I'm ur 700th like. :D
I want Gordon Ramsay to judge Simon's cooking and Simon to judge Gordon's singing 😂
Simon: "That Was Terrible..."
Performer: "Really?!"
Simon: "No, It Was Dreadful."
Simon: That was terrible.
Contestant: Really?
Simon: no dreadful. 😂😂😂😂😂
3:20
@@lizapureday4458 legend
Simon always calls someone 'sweetheart' before low-key roasting them 😂
Music Lover It’s like putting on an airbag before hitting the wall
-"There's anything I can do to improve?"
-"Leave..."
She could have avoided this 😭🤣
I'd audition just to purposely see what his insult for me was
Jared Beilstein lmao same
SAME
SAME!!
He will insult your grammar
Jared Beilstein I was literally planning to do that XD
Simon Cowell is hated cause he's honest and he doesn't give people false hope
Well, to each to their own...
He is not hated
Yamoti taga Moyong
*lies*
@@yamotitagamoyong5284well Simon Cowell is doing his job. And he never gives anyone false hope to end up suffering at the end.
No that’s not being honest that’s humiliating a person and making them feel bad, u can be honest by saying your opinion instead of humiliating a person and being a mean disgusting person
"I'm exciting, fun and different" "I'll agree with the third" 😂😂😂ded
"What do you think I'm going to say to you?"
"No?"
"Correct. Goodbye."
LMFAO
He said 'Dont take this personally' 😂😂😂
Sajida Hussain "*
Sajida Hussain 310th❤️
🤣🤣🤣
Don't take it personal. Every time she moves on she says, don't take it personal.
Alexa 😂I LOVE THAT SONG
*''I doN't mEan tO Be ruDe bUt-''*
-Simon Cowel(all his life)
Not all the time he said it only once
@@justblessed9358 once in a day*
There's something about him that makes me still like him even after everything!!!
Julia Komninos because he tell it like it is even it hurts deeply we definitely need brutal honesty in today's music industry for sure because of the lack of talent of today's music as a whole period
Julia Komninos Ikr, I can't explain it.
No matter how rude he gets I still love him. I guess if u understand hes thing then u like him.
Julia Komninos same here like cant find it out
same tbh, I have a weird crush on him😂
I love Simon
“You couldn’t win this competition, if you were the only one in it.” 😂😂
contestant: “ i’ve had no professional training of singing”
simon: “no... there’s a surprise of the century”
Love him or hate him, hes spittin straight facts
@@jadekinard3453 Ancient Vedic saying: "Speak the truth, but speak sweet truth."
What happend? Is that it?
- Yea
How lucky it's a weird place to stop.
- Oh
No, I'm glad you did!
HAHHAHHAHA BEST PART
Yzaes Duo ÿëś
Yzaes Duo I was reading this and the video was going at the same part
Gonna tell my kids that this was Gordon Ramsey.
Take 100 likes
before during and after weight watchers LMAO
M. O.G. right I was so dead
M. O.G.
Abhimarn Mkn
M. O.G. That part killed me!
M. O.G.
He’s the Gordon Ramsay of talent shows
Except he's much calmer.
@@rhc3n720 Except he's much aggressive.
Brutally honest.
@@butterduck7051 more brutal than honest
Gordon Ramsay is the Simon Cowell of cooking
"Okay, Andrew. What do you think I'm gonna say to you?"
"..No."
"Correct. Goodbye."
LMAO 😂
hubba bubba
"Okay, I'm going for lunch!"
Gotta love him 😂
😂😂😂
Everytime i feel down i come here and let Simon cheer me up
i only like when he destroys rude, deluded, overconfident contestants.
LuxuryJesper True
@LuxuryJesper Not to say he should only judge rude and arrogant contestants so harshly, but I only really enjoy hearing it when he does that. When he is being harsh and blunt to people who seemed nice, even though it's fair, it just makes me feel bad.
xzg13 nice people who are clearly nervous don’t deserve that much honesty
All the replies are fighting over how harshly he treats them yet none of you are pointing out the fact that basically all talent shows are completely fake
LuxuryJesper
1. I’m Australian and live nowhere near Donald trump
2. I think Donald trump should be dead by now
3. How am I Donald trump again? Oh wait, you never gave a reason because you just randomly called me Donald trump
I love how mean he is without having to raise his voice
Daddy Level: *100*
Haha yep.
What type of dads have you heard of lmao
@@daedricwarrior7546 thats not what he's talking about XD
@@nicholaschan4199 it is lol
"DADDY"
Girl: I can do this.
Simon: No you can't.
That got me! xD
I truly love this man! He is brutal honest and says what we all think
Man:Your mean Simon!
Simons face was like: *So honesty is mean?*
Jada Chaos Naw naw naw it was: "Tell me something I dont know
You’re*
Jesse Syndano ikr he doesn't care
Yes, honesty is mean. That's why most people can't stand the truth.
Get rekt
Has anyone noticed that before most of his insults he says "not to be rude" or "don't take this personally"😂😂😂😂
Niamh Burrows or "can I be honest with you"😂
Simon : I thought it was....
Audience : BOOOOO
Simon : Terrible
Lol i love how they booed before knowing what he was gonna say
Honestly the audience booes are really annoying
“You couldn’t win this competition if you were the only person in it”
💀
Simon cowell is getting paid to be a savage.
Aidan White best job ever😂😂
Aidan White he pays people that is his show actually
Simon is a legend. No one can insult and make it funny like him😂
Ehem... Go watch Gordon Ramsay videos.
Except for Gordon Ramsey
Sacha Baron Cohen
Simon would destroy Gordon if he was unfiltered. He has to keep it PG.
Simon,rdj and Gordon Roast the best
“I’ll give you a tip for future auditions...
*Don’t*
@Shrek Shrek has sister?
3:58
"I'm fun, I'm exciting, and I'm different!"
*"Well, I agree with the third."* Daaaamn!😂😂🤣🤣
Honestly I like the way Simon is really honest
jessica guevara honestly, I agree
Degree lady: Is there anything I can do to improve
Simon: Leave
I felt for the girl. Simon shouldn't be Soo rude
@@merajfatima3766 he isnt rude, well sometimes he is
5:06
Chris G how
Chris G Simon would say that regardless of race. He’s not racist he’s just very harsh to anyone and that man happened to be black. Should he get treated special for his skin color?
"I Don't Wanna be Rude" Yeah Says Simon...
Simon says "get off the stage if you cant sing"
Can you imagine hearing all the praise from your family and friends. Everyone around you saying "wow you have a beautiful voice". You take this to heart and try to hone your new ability. Everyone is unanimous. Your voice is immaculate. You finally get the stones to audition in front of some of the most accomplished people in the field. Only to hear "you can't sing"
In the first place don't buy from u r parents.. It could be biased, nor from u r friends, they will act polite. Better record u r voice, send it to experts keeping u r anonymity. That might be a better way of evaluating yourself, before getting to the big stage like AGT!
"Your mean...especially you Simon." CRACKED UP!!!😂👏
Fluffy Cloud you're
Arpita Das-Darn auto correction!
Fluffy Cloud your mean
Fluffy Cloud SAAAME 😂😂😂
PepsiLord13 your mean pepsilord13
"I'm fun, i'm exitin, and i'm different"
Simon: "Well i'll agree with the third"
That played while I reread this comment no lie lol
it looked like the *before, during and after weight watchers* 😂
Leticia G that was savage af lmao
Leticia G I died when he said that! Hahaha 😂😂
Lol 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
666th like ;)
Imagine having judge panel of Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay and The Rock.
When every other person insults you:whatever
When Simon Insults you:(dies inside)
what about gordon ramsay?
@@dankgamingmlg3377 or Jeremy Kyle
I don't get why people even go there if they can't sing. Seriously.
Nella Alexandra If a friend of mine come to me and sings for me i would probably say that he can sing just to see how hard simon fucks him up. just kidding.
***** I think everyone would do that xD
Probably just for fame
Nella Alexandra Cuz they believe !
Nella Alexandra they manipulate their mind that they're better than SELENA GOMEZ HAH NO . Nobody bedder dan ma gurl Selena
When he starts with "I don't want to be rude" LMFAO
"that was a weird place to stop"
"oh...w-"
"No! im glad you did"
thats amazing lol
"it looked like the before during and after of weight watchers"😂😂😂😂😂😂
BalloutMoney_ TM lol got me dying inside
Funniest thing I’ve herd 😂
He destroyed a whole family 😂💀😭😭Im weakkkk
Taylor Vonderheide do you know where to find the actual video of that family singing? If so, thankyou!
You enjoyed that and laughed? I just felt bad.
@@loveisthemostpowerfulforce1397 Yeah. That was awful, but he has a point that the music industry is brutal and unforgiving.
@@rydaero7617 where is the video I can't find it
Simon: it saids that you work as a wedding singer
Contestant: I was
Simon: how many people ending up divorce
Snickers quietly
“Is there anything I can do to improve?”
“Leave” 💀💀
“It looked like the before, during and after weight watches” -Simon 😂
Sharon: Its a yes.
Simon: What?
Sharon: How dare you, "What?!" She has a great bloody voice.
Simon: And who's going to buy her records? Its a no
I-
Destroyed her
5:12
Played just as I read ur comment
what is the contestant name?.
Anyone knows who the Girl is? I would like to see the full audition
Simon: it's didn't work sweet heart
Her: I have a degree in vocal performance
Simon: it's a no darling
Her:Are you sure
Simon: Positive
Her :is the anything I can do to improve?
Simon: leave 😂😂😂
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂🤣
That's the kindest he has been
I really don’t think Gordon Ramsay would stand a chance against Simon😂 How calm Simon is makes everything so much more savage😂
Simon: "it's a beautiful song when you're not singing..."
what Simon said just like my late Mom said to me every time I sang a song at home... 😀
Anastasia Yulianti that's sad 😭
He has killed millions of dreams
DominicR 117 ???
DominicR 117 he's given a million reality checks..
DominicR 117 good
ZOIDYYYY
Are you killed millions of dreams
Simon Cowell is rude AF but I still love him
Same here lol
Sajida Hussain I don’t know what it is about him he is so rude yet I still love him
He’s not rude, he’s bluntly honest
He's my favourite judge as well and he doesn't mean to be rude he's just trying to be honest and help the people that can't sing because he knows they won't make it
Sajida Hussain no, it's the fact THAT he is the ultimate roaster that everyone loves him
“you nasty man” had me dying of laughter
Gordon Ramsay and Simon Cowell should change shows for a day
Gordon should judge America's got talent and Simon should judge HELL's kitchen.
Too bad they couldn't get R. Lee Ermey as a judge for these shows.
Don't you know mean swap shows
ok i know i’m late but... “WhEreS tHe lAmB sAUce”
You'd get the same result
Simon: What do you think I am going to say to you?
Him: Uhm, no?
Simon: Correct, goodbye!
I'm dying. 😂
HolyBlobfish 010
He said nothing not no
@@Reactiontime6000 wrong...listen to it.
“They look like the before during and after weight watchers” 😂💀
"You couldn't win this competition if you were the only person in it" 😂😂
When he says "I don't want to be rude" you know you about to get your self esteem completely killed
Savagery = Simonery
Are you Simon Cowell, I am starting to wonder
Sweetie Sparkles the princess jevils wife & gf stfu
@Sweetie Sparkles the princess jevils wife & gf Your username is literally longer than that african guy's name which i think was Ovuevuevue at the start and plus like more than ten characters
Can you imagine if Simon was watching these videos and commenting that savagery=simonery 😂
Thank you
"I don't mean to be rude but.."
*single handedly crushes hopes and dreams*
"i dont wanna be rude"
*proceeds to say the most rude thing known to man*