The X Factor Season 4 Favourite Bad Auditions Part 31

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  • @yverenecherilin9573
    @yverenecherilin9573 4 роки тому +10559

    Who finds the bad ones more entertaining than the good ones🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sungiako7424
    @sungiako7424 4 роки тому +2609

    When Simon say dont give your children false hope. I was happy when my mom told me that i sounded like a pregnant Cow.

    • @juliaczuj7389
      @juliaczuj7389 4 роки тому +45

      Thats a good one😂😂😂

    • @Erri_17
      @Erri_17 4 роки тому +37

      I was also happy when my dad said to me if you wanna sing, sing country your voice suits that, and if you wanna do it more we'll get singing lessons for you.
      Wasn't that intrested tho, I just like singing for myself when I drive to work (about 30 min ride for me)

    • @rimerime1315
      @rimerime1315 4 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂

    • @ashleysmith8402
      @ashleysmith8402 4 роки тому +54

      At least you're parents told you the truth and saved you the embarrisment of being humiliated on natural television in front of the celeberity judges and Simon's insults.

    • @patt2486
      @patt2486 4 роки тому +14

      😂🤣😂🤣😂. My dad told me to really get the maths concepts right as academics was all there was for me.......

  • @Milamberas45
    @Milamberas45 2 роки тому +1614

    When Ozzy's wife tells you she can't understand you, you know it's serious

    • @wolfen498
      @wolfen498 2 роки тому +44

      Best comment on here!!

    • @carriepriegel6477
      @carriepriegel6477 2 роки тому +41

      Ok, 🤣🤣🤣👍👍💗💗💗 THAT'S freaking Brilliant!! Ozzie himself would likely agree 👍💕💕😄

    • @sylencecured77
      @sylencecured77 2 роки тому +5

      @ Milamber 🤣
      (100th comment 👍like) ❕

    • @Anatta-Phi
      @Anatta-Phi Рік тому +8

      Lulz!

    • @seanthedon6996
      @seanthedon6996 Рік тому +17

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was by far the funniest comment i read

  • @GhostRiderSpiritOfVengeance
    @GhostRiderSpiritOfVengeance 2 роки тому +326

    Crazy that as Im older I can now see Simon as one of the most respectful judges. He is harsh, but w/ good taste

    • @buffya8012
      @buffya8012 Рік тому +8

      I feel the same lol

    • @Mrs.DoctorSpencerReid-vb6cp
      @Mrs.DoctorSpencerReid-vb6cp 11 місяців тому +12

      The problem is, is people don’t realize that Simon knows his shit. He knows what he’s talking about. And they just don’t wanna hear it!

    • @Adolphin1
      @Adolphin1 11 місяців тому

      Has good taste, but said no to the greatest performer ever Keith Beukelaer 🤔

    • @MyLolle
      @MyLolle 10 місяців тому +4

      i always liked him. he is fair! on a brutal way but still fair.
      ever since i am watching this…he is my fav.

    • @henrijs1733
      @henrijs1733 10 місяців тому +6

      Not always lol. Sometimes he shits on people's appearance. What's that got to do with anything? 😅

  • @nooeah
    @nooeah 7 років тому +3170

    what's wrong with people. people and family members need to fess up and stop lying. if you can't sing then you can't sing

    • @samarahrain7931
      @samarahrain7931 7 років тому +85

      I always tell my daughter she can't sing. 😬

    • @djwillmanofhouse
      @djwillmanofhouse 7 років тому +46

      Joana Flores felt bad for that girl Simon was way too much with her he started to judge her wardrobe I'd punch that piece of shit right in his fucking face

    • @evarodriguez-sx1pl
      @evarodriguez-sx1pl 7 років тому +2

      dan theman192 ,hahahaha

    • @joeyconvery2055
      @joeyconvery2055 7 років тому +68

      will cooper I felt bad for her too. She looked so upset... Simon was right about her crazy parents giving her false hope.

    • @frozenunicorns2941
      @frozenunicorns2941 7 років тому +3

      Joana Flores so true xx

  • @witchycat15
    @witchycat15 3 роки тому +2525

    "I'd compare myself to Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, and Celine Dion :D"
    If they say any of those, *r u n*

    • @rosemont2283
      @rosemont2283 3 роки тому +65

      and MJ

    • @natwilliam3812
      @natwilliam3812 3 роки тому +7

      I wanna dance with sexy shawn mendes

    • @rakshaali9152
      @rakshaali9152 3 роки тому +3

      @Skunky Stinkerson 🤣🤣 that's me

    • @Natalia_santino_antoinette
      @Natalia_santino_antoinette 3 роки тому +1

      exactly my thoughts

    • @buddhafyre
      @buddhafyre 3 роки тому +16

      Michael Jackson, Freddy Mercury, Christina Aguilera, Jennifer Hudson, Aretha Franklin and Prince.....

  • @loisprince9013
    @loisprince9013 Рік тому +311

    i kinda wish they had a show where they picked the bad singers and trained them and then we could see how much they improved by the end

    • @seasonedbeefs
      @seasonedbeefs Рік тому +23

      They wouldn't improve

    • @TNT-km2eg
      @TNT-km2eg 11 місяців тому +6

      They should train low IQ yoyos for few month and then bring them back for laughs

    • @Mrs.DoctorSpencerReid-vb6cp
      @Mrs.DoctorSpencerReid-vb6cp 11 місяців тому +6

      That would be interesting wouldn’t it?

    • @nisarojas2869
      @nisarojas2869 10 місяців тому +4

      @@seasonedbeefs yee of little faith

    • @isaackid
      @isaackid 10 місяців тому +2

      If you’re a bad singer, you’re bad.

  • @jaquanaadams1852
    @jaquanaadams1852 Рік тому +131

    I come to these whenever I’m having a bad day 😂😂😂

    • @curriaholt5273
      @curriaholt5273 2 місяці тому

      Girl Yes Me too😂😂😂 will Cheer you right up😂😂

  • @inkheeart2164
    @inkheeart2164 6 років тому +2821

    "Sorry, I didn't like your reaction."
    "I didn't do anything."
    "It's just..You breathed in." LMAO

    • @Kelly-yw4yy
      @Kelly-yw4yy 6 років тому +146

      inkheeart "hold your breath" dead xD

    • @sharlajohnson1266
      @sharlajohnson1266 6 років тому +16

      inkheeart totally gonna be my new catchphrase lol

    • @_lithp
      @_lithp 6 років тому +114

      The worst part is that Simon obviously had a negative reaction, but it's just hard to describe what that negative reaction was.

    • @docholiday1806
      @docholiday1806 5 років тому +9

      inkheeart *breathes in*.... boi

    • @spreest9537
      @spreest9537 5 років тому +55

      Me on my period.

  • @bananakinskywalker3775
    @bananakinskywalker3775 4 роки тому +575

    When Sharon bumps into the door 😂😂

  • @Notpoop906
    @Notpoop906 2 роки тому +78

    Caught me completely off guard when Johnny went full Italian mafia LMFAO

  • @Anna.T.
    @Anna.T. 2 роки тому +65

    Sharon bumping into the door will always be one of the funniest things

  • @nicolerodi8275
    @nicolerodi8275 4 роки тому +730

    "I can't do anymore"
    "Good"
    Lmao, poor girl

    • @hilol9820
      @hilol9820 4 роки тому +11

      screaminh

    • @higgs135
      @higgs135 4 роки тому +22

      fatass, I skipped that part because of how disgusting they are and I was eating food

    • @lordvoldemort5725
      @lordvoldemort5725 4 роки тому +9

      Higgs oof

    • @nootmare2601
      @nootmare2601 4 роки тому +24

      @@higgs135 WOW YOU RUDE ASS

    • @ernieragogini3994
      @ernieragogini3994 3 роки тому +10

      A special on the family was televised and may be here on youtube. They lived in the grossest conditions. Eventually had to move because of so much disruption to the neighborhood, not to mention the odor from the house. They continued to encounter trouble. Sad for the young lady. He parents have ruined her. That is child abuse.

  • @savannahsparks9704
    @savannahsparks9704 4 роки тому +2568

    Judges: look pissed
    Louie: laughing as much as possible

  • @jillyb710
    @jillyb710 2 роки тому +37

    The apprentice jockey was funny. First she whispered the song but her too small leather coat was louder than she was!! Bless her!

  • @myroom4640
    @myroom4640 2 роки тому +29

    I like Simon , he is brutally honest. 😂😂😂

  • @jeanjacketjanet564
    @jeanjacketjanet564 4 роки тому +2131

    Horrible audition: happens
    Simon :0
    Sharon :/
    Louie :D

    • @tylerbyrd4936
      @tylerbyrd4936 4 роки тому +10

      A) that wuz dead accurate lol
      B) Jean jacket, huh? You jam to Aerosmith?

    • @commentpatrol6257
      @commentpatrol6257 3 роки тому +4

      turn around sharon and louie

    • @moufidrashid3944
      @moufidrashid3944 3 роки тому +1

      :p

    • @Hellveania
      @Hellveania 3 роки тому +56

      Correction:
      Simon: :/
      Louie: :D
      Sharon: 👁👄👁

    • @astajava2210
      @astajava2210 3 роки тому +10

      Then they all turn into to this 😂😂😂

  • @shanlin2249
    @shanlin2249 4 роки тому +1578

    the best gift in life is having a friend who can tell you that youre an awful singer before simon cowell does,,,

    • @JSkyGemini
      @JSkyGemini 3 роки тому +30

      I have no problem telling anybody they suck, if, in fact, they do.
      Unless I wanted to Really troll somebody. 😂
      I suspect that 95% of the time, deep down inside, those people know they're horrible.

    • @HexenStar
      @HexenStar 3 роки тому +4

      A piano can tell way better, and may teach something too.
      Simon is not god, nor is he Franz Liszt. He's just a rude jerk.

    • @bidoof9167
      @bidoof9167 2 роки тому +3

      @@HexenStar they are judges

    • @steveclem7873
      @steveclem7873 2 роки тому

      ButCharCaintGiftAT2verBurdenBizAyWarNerNazMurUNeezIzWarzIwotch!!LIZordz!!

    • @steveclem7873
      @steveclem7873 2 роки тому

      NoProb,NohavzAA!

  • @flint4steal629
    @flint4steal629 Рік тому +62

    I feel so bad for the apprentice jockey girl, she started out losing her confidence since they were all laughing at her and ended up doing worse than she could've done since she got nervous :,(

    • @kieranhart5776
      @kieranhart5776 8 місяців тому

      It really would of made no difference at all. She can’t sing. Period

  • @pattyraczynski9566
    @pattyraczynski9566 Рік тому +63

    Sharon’s laugh is so contagious! 😂😂😂

  • @Caeljharden
    @Caeljharden 4 роки тому +2208

    Louie and Sharon smoked a fat one before that girl’s audition 😂

    • @mk202
      @mk202 4 роки тому +66

      Cael J. Harden for sure. She looked very high.

    • @osamazafar6264
      @osamazafar6264 4 роки тому +79

      Ozzy might have lend them one

    • @MidniteMeatBus
      @MidniteMeatBus 4 роки тому +47

      @@osamazafar6264 lmao if anything sharon is the one lending to ozzy....shes nuts asf😂

    • @dagmarlong8754
      @dagmarlong8754 3 роки тому +14

      May be they did. I would fully understand.

    • @JerryLa83
      @JerryLa83 3 роки тому +12

      smoked a fat one before they saw the fat one

  • @brandonthemyth6331
    @brandonthemyth6331 7 років тому +854

    6:01 " I can't do anymore"
    Simon: " Good."
    LMAO!

  • @rtracquet
    @rtracquet Рік тому +9

    The apprentice jockey, lol and kudos to her for taking it so well.

  • @marieharris1230
    @marieharris1230 2 роки тому +35

    Emma and her family were unbelievable!!!! Omg!!!!!that poor girl!!!

  • @bethg4249
    @bethg4249 4 роки тому +990

    “I can’t do anymore”
    “Good”
    I cant😂😂😂

    • @WafflesOinc
      @WafflesOinc 4 роки тому +43

      Beth G I felt bad for her. She seems to be nice, just can’t sing

    • @Sav22
      @Sav22 4 роки тому +11

      Mon no, the chawners are awful people.

    • @RosemaryTurner2002
      @RosemaryTurner2002 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @onyx3941
      @onyx3941 4 роки тому

      That’s a yes from me

    • @kareemselu6079
      @kareemselu6079 4 роки тому

      Beth G 😂 grateful you caught that!

  • @canadianbears6145
    @canadianbears6145 6 років тому +3740

    I really respect Simon for the way he reacted to those upset parents. If I couldn't sing I would want my parents to tell me instead of giving me false hope.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 6 років тому +26

      Canadian Bears i agree

    • @suzettes.3904
      @suzettes.3904 6 років тому +131

      Canadian Bears saddest things is I think the parents really believe she is a good singer.

    • @mitzypinks1338
      @mitzypinks1338 6 років тому +97

      The trouble is the parents are most likely tone deaf also 😆

    • @mirabellamcgarry8269
      @mirabellamcgarry8269 5 років тому +17

      Oh yes feel sorry for the judges listening to this crap

    • @teagenthetiefling5296
      @teagenthetiefling5296 5 років тому +38

      Canadian Bears you can tell the mom wants to live vicariously through the daughter

  • @feliciablackwell6651
    @feliciablackwell6651 2 роки тому +9

    There is nothing more hilarious than the judges. The faces made as the contestants attempt to perform. You got me cracking uo.

  • @user-tc1ol9if5j
    @user-tc1ol9if5j Рік тому +7

    Sharon is such a sweetheart. I love hearing her gentle voice.

  • @penguincommunity6218
    @penguincommunity6218 7 років тому +2728

    If my family let me audition for a show like this, I'd disown them.

    • @glomhel6182
      @glomhel6182 7 років тому +9

      Penguin Community haha...i like it

    • @charlottebarby1086
      @charlottebarby1086 6 років тому +25

      Penguin Community i wanna be a part of the penguin community since you make such funny jokes😂😂

    • @nicolewatkins5671
      @nicolewatkins5671 6 років тому +93

      Right. I remember asking my sister if I could sing. She was like, "Yes!" I said I'm going to make a video and post it on youtube. She immediately said, "NO!" At that moment I knew the "yes you can sing" bit was a complete lie. She Donald Trump'd me.

    • @dragastarr2926
      @dragastarr2926 6 років тому +33

      Nicole Watkins Gave you them alternative facts 😂

    • @lailah4982
      @lailah4982 6 років тому +3

      Draga Starr alternative truth

  • @keyia1983
    @keyia1983 4 роки тому +1879

    Louie's laugh gets me every time..as soon as he starts with that asthmatic wheeze before he laughs 😂😂😂 It just kills me!!

    • @littycarolina494
      @littycarolina494 4 роки тому +36

      I've never seen this show but, he's just as terrible as Randy Jackson laughing behind his papers. 😯😆💙

    • @leoGearth
      @leoGearth 4 роки тому +25

      that laugh is worse than anything simon says. In a way simon being straight is a kindness. Louie just seems rude.

    • @volchicaema4752
      @volchicaema4752 4 роки тому +3

      So trueeeee!!

    • @alexiawoods8581
      @alexiawoods8581 4 роки тому +26

      When louie and sharon start laughing...... IM DEAD!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @MrNobodyMoto
      @MrNobodyMoto 4 роки тому +1

      @Kyril J lol

  • @notbloodylikely4817
    @notbloodylikely4817 Рік тому +17

    I love the way Louis Walsh has the best time when the audition is terrible.

  • @MrAndyPee
    @MrAndyPee Рік тому +20

    it's only hard not too laugh because of louis and sharons chemistry this was the golden age 😂

  • @megannicole4927
    @megannicole4927 4 роки тому +629

    The woman who made Louie and Sharon laugh so hard they had to leave handled it VERY well considering how embarrassing that must have been

  • @uk5g262
    @uk5g262 4 роки тому +547

    “None of em liked ma dress”
    “What about your singing?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @RohitRoy-ww8du
      @RohitRoy-ww8du 3 роки тому +1

      1:20

    • @Nostalgia_Addict
      @Nostalgia_Addict 3 роки тому +13

      Lmao. Poor girl.

    • @helensieben3182
      @helensieben3182 2 роки тому +15

      And her parents are going to make her try again next year, horrible parents. She Can’t damn well sing.

    • @HeartStruck333
      @HeartStruck333 2 роки тому +12

      Felt bad for the girl. I hate parents like that.

    • @steveclem7873
      @steveclem7873 2 роки тому

      EetCooo2dawgitPooza!

  • @scottwlson6033
    @scottwlson6033 Рік тому +12

    AND THEN SUSAN BOYLE TURNED UP AND ROCKED THE FLOOR!!!! The judges weren't so smug then. 😂😂

  • @BrandonSmith-ct5rz
    @BrandonSmith-ct5rz Рік тому +18

    Jonny was actually not bad at all, it was just his whole appearance and persona that put the judges off. If I heard his voice on the radio or something I wouldn't think anything bad of it. Be a good Christmas voice.

  • @jirahmarrieambasan5545
    @jirahmarrieambasan5545 4 роки тому +920

    Shy people: AMAZING VOICE
    Confedant people: HORRIBLE VOICE

    • @houssemguesmi5584
      @houssemguesmi5584 4 роки тому +33

      actually many of those bad auditions were shy people especially 11:00

    • @ryanwhiteguitar668
      @ryanwhiteguitar668 4 роки тому +15

      @Severius Brandusa who gives a shit. we all know what she was trying to say.

    • @Jannesverige
      @Jannesverige 4 роки тому

      @@houssemguesmi5584 Something was there. needs Alot of work tho.

    • @SpaceOink
      @SpaceOink 3 роки тому +5

      Agreed. When Michael Jackson performed Billy Jean and did his moonwalk for the first time, he thought it wasn't good enough.
      He wanted to perfect his performance. Today that show is in the history books.

    • @gggggggg5917
      @gggggggg5917 3 роки тому +1

      SpaceOink ok

  • @smileyfaceemoji7257
    @smileyfaceemoji7257 5 років тому +1689

    Simon: *breathes*
    Contestant: *iDIdntLikEYoURreAcTIoN*

    • @LiberalsArePoop
      @LiberalsArePoop 4 роки тому +28

      His fault for not realizing that he is an absolute shit singer.

    • @plushy5485
      @plushy5485 4 роки тому +5

      Simon obviously isn't alpud to breath-
      Wow-

    • @whocares15
      @whocares15 4 роки тому +23

      @@wayneandrews9298 Keep your racism for yourself old twat.

    • @zed3063
      @zed3063 4 роки тому +4

      itsjustjaideee I thought this was a joke until I watched the whole video 😂😂

    • @willywonka1162
      @willywonka1162 4 роки тому +2

      @@wayneandrews9298 bro ure 80 yo

  • @AllieOopsTK
    @AllieOopsTK Місяць тому +1

    The way they filmed Emma’s mom walking in 😂😂😂

  • @HollyFayHolverson777
    @HollyFayHolverson777 2 роки тому +4

    Simon is hilarious. Some of those facial expressions are priceless.

  • @ryanlaconte6243
    @ryanlaconte6243 3 роки тому +860

    My favorite part of the whole clip was when Sharon laughed so hard she walked into the door lmaoo

    • @fyourfeelings6830
      @fyourfeelings6830 2 роки тому +27

      I watched that 100000 times... I was dying

    • @jillcarter9877
      @jillcarter9877 2 роки тому +36

      She seemed drunk.

    • @TriXieex7
      @TriXieex7 2 роки тому +8

      Same lol it's one of the best moments

    • @cindytartt4048
      @cindytartt4048 2 роки тому +13

      @@jillcarter9877 considering her history, this isn’t out of the realms of possibility. 😁

    • @stephaniekern603
      @stephaniekern603 Рік тому +7

      For real though, had she and Lois been drinking? Would explain why they had the giggles.

  • @hannahsstressed8101
    @hannahsstressed8101 4 роки тому +1093

    i actually LOVE how Simon stood up for that contestant who was a jockey, very sweet of him

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 4 роки тому +98

      I wonder what made him stand up for her... it was odd that he chose that time to stand up for someone when he is usually the disser-in-chief lol

    • @bruhh009
      @bruhh009 4 роки тому +172

      @@serious7179 well, they where clearly laughing because she was too big to ride a horse. I think he just noticed that.

    • @serious7179
      @serious7179 4 роки тому +55

      @@bruhh009 but he's openly said that people are too fat...so I'm surprised at his sensitivity all of a sudden

    • @sugarcayenneseven1454
      @sugarcayenneseven1454 4 роки тому +66

      It was hard to hear her sing over the squeaking of the "leather" 😕

    • @inter-viewsoftoronto6575
      @inter-viewsoftoronto6575 4 роки тому +41

      He was playing dumb and egging them on.
      He wanted more.

  • @eshsundar8476
    @eshsundar8476 Рік тому +5

    Death threat to loius is fun at a very different level 😭😂

  • @sasukeuchiha8801
    @sasukeuchiha8801 Рік тому +6

    The jockey girl really came in there singing like that and thought that was good 😂😂😂

  • @vonditters856
    @vonditters856 7 років тому +318

    "I cant go on"
    Simon: "Good."

  • @louiseviau7926
    @louiseviau7926 5 років тому +341

    "I am born to perform". The question remains, "Perform what?"

  • @jodiescookin1
    @jodiescookin1 11 місяців тому +2

    The way Dawn’s leather outfit was squeaking so loud!!! I could not stop laughing!

  • @sirianna2150
    @sirianna2150 2 роки тому +1

    The mafia music and the threat from Jonny Rocco🤣🤣🤣.

  • @MrXavierRose
    @MrXavierRose 4 роки тому +887

    Emma: "They didn't like my dress."
    Family:
    Mum: "What about the singing?"

    • @missunderstood007
      @missunderstood007 4 роки тому +70

      Stupid parents.

    • @perfectcell2950
      @perfectcell2950 4 роки тому +67

      "I mean, the dress is ugly on you, well how was the singing"

    • @memymo1310
      @memymo1310 4 роки тому +99

      Her parents need a slap for encouraging this. They lead her like a lamb to the slaughter. I feel so bad for her. Who would offer their child up to Simon?

    • @farkascsaj97
      @farkascsaj97 4 роки тому +70

      Mom: We've not pushed her.
      Also mom: She's still not gonna give up singing. She'll still try again next year.
      *next year*
      Emma's coming back, WITH her sister (?) - Wow, mother. You weren't satisfied with humiliating just one of your daughters, or what?
      -
      PS.: Please don't kill me, my English skills are horrible.

    • @worldofwills1831
      @worldofwills1831 4 роки тому +9

      And they speak as she: she try next year! And hers face: come on pigis, i wanna just eat and fart! Singing is hard to me!
      Mama pigi at the beginn: we PUSH HER, PUSH HER to singing. Mama by simon: we not PUSH HER!

  • @AndySaenz
    @AndySaenz 5 років тому +502

    I love it when Sharon laughs uncontrollably! 😂 🤣

    • @tonyrsch7994
      @tonyrsch7994 4 роки тому +6

      is funny when luigi say i can not see you riding a horse

    • @chemicalhaze7607
      @chemicalhaze7607 4 роки тому +5

      tony r sch Luigi 😂

    • @jenniferbrowne4030
      @jenniferbrowne4030 4 роки тому +1

      I thnk these pple r crazy who came to sing didn't they ask a professional or someone who will tell them the truth, l love the judge how they laugh, if u had a bad day look at this

    • @amythomas1124
      @amythomas1124 4 роки тому +7

      I found it hilarious when Sharon bumped into the door with Louie tagging right behind her,lol. I love Sharon!!!!!

  • @sariahmckay1540
    @sariahmckay1540 2 роки тому +8

    10:10 the way Louie jumps off the platform and runs away kills me everytime 😂😂

  • @six_of_cups_tarot2416
    @six_of_cups_tarot2416 2 роки тому +2

    I love Simon when he’s annoyed… “ that was Horrendous.” Lmao

  • @kinseykeyes1185
    @kinseykeyes1185 5 років тому +568

    People need to understand that just because you can use vibrato doesn’t mean you are a good singer...

    • @lifeisacoustics
      @lifeisacoustics 4 роки тому +22

      Thank you so much! Vibrato use is not guarantee of good singing

    • @travellog5573
      @travellog5573 4 роки тому +2

      Corrrrrrct!

    • @Kimberlite66
      @Kimberlite66 4 роки тому +18

      This is correct. I have been told i am good at vibrato!! But i have to pick my songs! I cant sing everything... but some songs i am good at and for that reason i record myself at home first ... before i get to the mic at karaoke. Lol

    • @nobodymister5435
      @nobodymister5435 4 роки тому +14

      @@Kimberlite66 I have been told I am a good vibrator too!

    • @theknight3093
      @theknight3093 4 роки тому

      Hahahah i love you...

  • @salt6248
    @salt6248 4 роки тому +725

    16:02
    Alex: I didn’t like your reaction
    Simon: I didn’t do _anything_
    Alex: you *breathed*

    • @SandiByrd
      @SandiByrd 3 роки тому +56

      I'd never seen that one before - it's my new favorite lolololol!!! what a nut!

    • @GlitterTitter
      @GlitterTitter 2 роки тому +14

      😭

    • @steveclem7873
      @steveclem7873 2 роки тому

      ABC123edgesMarXbay6NiCruzAIroBAZouiKnowSinkzAirPoseSheepShgzNgEmBoilerzYellBoRefszA!cyclicRepeetzShownAre!!Nyz!

    • @andreasask6791
      @andreasask6791 2 роки тому +17

      Alex felt hostility in the room. He knew it was all over.

    • @jujuexe
      @jujuexe Рік тому +3

      Sharon: "HOLD YOUR BREATH" i died ☠

  • @sarinaedwards6705
    @sarinaedwards6705 2 роки тому +5

    I couldn't stop laughing at the last contestant... And poor Louie always getting in trouble.. I like Louie and his laugh... 😂

  • @shelbyjohnson4802
    @shelbyjohnson4802 Рік тому +2

    When the judges tell them they are terrible it’s funny, but when they are too stunned to speak afterwards it’s HILARIOUS 😂

  • @-belue-6697
    @-belue-6697 4 роки тому +275

    "MY NAME IS THOMAS! I HAVE A WHOLE ALBUM READY TO GO!"...
    "WHAT'S IT CALLED?"...
    "IT'S CALLED, IT'S THOMAS!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @entertain7us148
    @entertain7us148 6 років тому +394

    Oh my god, it felt so fucking good to see Simon tell the parents off for giving their kid false hopes.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 6 років тому +2

      entertain7us14 ikr!

    • @anorourke8682
      @anorourke8682 6 років тому +14

      Feel bad for the kid. It’s hard for her to have a fighting chance in life with parents like that.

    • @DTBass123
      @DTBass123 6 років тому +6

      anorourke very true. A lot of parents and friends do that. You can be honest without being hurtful however people are gonna be offended by what u do or how nice u try to say something. Unfortunately some people need to be told a lil harsh so they can get it. But its all love and correction but most people can't take it

    • @anorourke8682
      @anorourke8682 6 років тому +7

      DTBass123 it’s not even that the parents aren’t straight with her. They’re just deluded because of their bias towards their kid.
      Plus... just taking a look at them... they don’t seem to really have it together themselves... and that seems to be rubbing off on the kid...

    • @DTBass123
      @DTBass123 6 років тому +4

      anorourke yeah a lot of parents do that to their kids..because they are biased like u said. I believe every person has something they are good at. Figure out what your kids are good at then pursue it...but dont give them false hope. Amd dont force them to be what u want them to be..The truth might hurt in the beginning but it heals as well. Thats why I like Simon. He can be a bit rude at times...however...you shouldn't come on the show if u simply sing..embarrassment can easily happen

  • @stonedwitch-sb5bo
    @stonedwitch-sb5bo Рік тому +17

    This show is not the same without Louie and Sharon

  • @carriepriegel6477
    @carriepriegel6477 2 роки тому +2

    Simon's face at 14:07 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "Sharon meets Door".😂😭😂😂
    Laughter is THE best medicine!! 😄💕

  • @projectmicky1226
    @projectmicky1226 6 років тому +539

    Felt bad for the jockey because Simon really did want to recognize that she was trying and wasn't very confident. Simon does take a little pity on those who may not have the best voice but still have the courage to try. What he hates are the people that can't sing and come in with this huge belief they're amazing and even diluted beliefs.

    • @tanmaysharma5802
      @tanmaysharma5802 5 років тому +5

      Just one word 'sarcasm'

    • @kL-vs6wz
      @kL-vs6wz 5 років тому +27

      She wasn't a jockey, my dad trained and broke race horses, I grew up on the track and that woman would never be a professional jockey. She was lying.

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 5 років тому +45

      I don't know if the viewers got why they were laughing at her when she said she was an apprentice jockey. She is huge; jockeys have to be super short, light people who weigh as little as possible so as not slow down the horse. So, her glaring lack of self-awareness, coupled with the awkwardness of the dress choice and singing was too much; and they go a case of the giggles.
      I think someone is feeding into her delusion by allowing her to be an "apprentice" jockey as not to crush her spirit, knowing full well there is zero chance she will ever be a jockey. She seems like she has serious mental and social issues.

    • @kL-vs6wz
      @kL-vs6wz 5 років тому +17

      N. Zhiv exactly, she could drop all the weight and from what I saw still would be too tall and stocky built to be a jockey.

    • @EM-vd1xi
      @EM-vd1xi 5 років тому +23

      She didn't say she was a professional jockey. She said she was an apprentice jockey which means she probably excercises the horses. She's too big to be a jockey.

  • @ckrause81
    @ckrause81 4 роки тому +200

    The jockey girl......
    When your outfit is louder than your singing😂

    • @spshadowlord99
      @spshadowlord99 4 роки тому +7

      ckrause81 😂😂

    • @kotalynn6889
      @kotalynn6889 3 роки тому +1

      “maybe if i’m quiet, i’ll seem shy and like-able”

    • @AweSam0830
      @AweSam0830 3 роки тому +2

      That girl was so sweet though

  • @julieannejoolz
    @julieannejoolz Рік тому +1

    I love how Simon told Louis and Sharon to leave the table like they are naughty school kids being naughty! 😂😂

  • @PrayWithoutCreasing
    @PrayWithoutCreasing Рік тому +1

    Simon, “You need to change your record collection!”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙏🏻💖

  • @JacksonJDoyel
    @JacksonJDoyel 4 роки тому +327

    Why do they even bother to keep singing when the judges are already laughing in their face lmao

    • @Nzosaba_Matenge
      @Nzosaba_Matenge 3 роки тому +8

      Emma was forced

    • @sammb2302
      @sammb2302 3 роки тому +2

      Hope lmao

    • @oliprj8676
      @oliprj8676 3 роки тому +13

      Because they are extremely deluded

    • @zaineba7319
      @zaineba7319 3 роки тому +2

      Maybe they think they're in the right track lol

    • @nocknmae
      @nocknmae 3 роки тому +2

      @@user-hy5jy7sf9j i highly doubt it, sure the show is edited but not that drasticly

  • @bobbyadkins6983
    @bobbyadkins6983 11 місяців тому +2

    It's terrible when people have been lied to telling them that they are good at something when they're not. They hear the lie so much that they believe it.

    • @sharkie_25
      @sharkie_25 10 місяців тому

      Thats why we should be honest like simon to our friends and family

    • @bobbyadkins6983
      @bobbyadkins6983 10 місяців тому

      @@sharkie_25 Not like Simon. You don't have to be a heartless jerk to be honest.

  • @zoegrace9856
    @zoegrace9856 2 роки тому +5

    When Nathaniel started clapping for himself 😂😂😂😂

  • @randomrainbow4479
    @randomrainbow4479 6 років тому +511

    Man, you know you're screwed when Sharon Osbourne can't understand what you're saying.

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 5 років тому +21

      Considering who she was married to

    • @jaden_bricker
      @jaden_bricker 5 років тому +3

      Ashley Lake indeed, I love the man. Was just a joke

    • @akufromthefuture7159
      @akufromthefuture7159 5 років тому +7

      I choked on my food reading that..
      XD

    • @kck7932
      @kck7932 5 років тому +2

      Hahahah. Yessssss!

    • @TONGATONGA-cr4qm
      @TONGATONGA-cr4qm 5 років тому +7

      Yeah, this is the woman who lives with, and understands, Ozzy...

  • @eduns123
    @eduns123 5 років тому +297

    It’s not just the contestants that are delusional, but the whole family are Delusional 😂

    • @pagesummer7628
      @pagesummer7628 4 роки тому +6

      eduns123 it’s often times a few people pushing on into it, saying they are good so much that they begin to believe it

  • @Bugsybugs
    @Bugsybugs 2 роки тому +3

    Just love Simon🤣🤣

  • @samierchunilal249
    @samierchunilal249 Рік тому +1

    It’s the just beat it song for me in the background 😂🤣😂😂

  • @expex3230
    @expex3230 3 роки тому +1676

    Emma: "I can't do it anymore.."
    Simon: "Good."
    ...
    Emma: "he-"
    Simon: "No it's fine it's fine it's fine-"

    • @nathenalexander8219
      @nathenalexander8219 3 роки тому +86

      i genuinely felt bad for emma though, with a little training in her voice she could be a good singer. they were too harsh on her

    • @jeanettebird2739
      @jeanettebird2739 3 роки тому +61

      @@nathenalexander8219 I doubt that very much , based on that audition how can you possibly believe that?

    • @tsks5939
      @tsks5939 3 роки тому +7

      Lmaooo 😂😂😂

    • @missys199
      @missys199 2 роки тому +28

      So could Emma not go on due to being out of breath because she was nervous and anxiety got the best of her or was it because of her weight??? I'm really not being mean. I've struggled with my weight all my life and I get it!! I have to keep my weight under a certain number or I can't breathe either! And it's not her fault. It's very obvious she's not been taught anything about healthy eating

    • @kimtaehyungschild.1537
      @kimtaehyungschild.1537 2 роки тому +47

      @@missys199 she went on an audition again with her sister, she still sounded bad

  • @catman4471
    @catman4471 5 років тому +438

    Quote of the day: "Yeah but those who have won rosettes in a donkey derby don't go on to win the Grand national"

    • @HexenStar
      @HexenStar 3 роки тому

      LOL, what's a donkey derby?! Is that like NASCAR in a zoo?!

  • @ezrc9294
    @ezrc9294 Рік тому

    I am dying Jacky reaction to the judge comments was the funniest ever! Boy this was a great clip right to the end.. with NO YOAAA JOKING

  • @Batman_83
    @Batman_83 Рік тому +2

    That Nathaniel guy sounds like he would do really good in opera.

  • @atwa832
    @atwa832 5 років тому +205

    “i don’t think she wore a kilt, sweetheart.”

  • @proudmilitarybrat8984
    @proudmilitarybrat8984 4 роки тому +439

    Sharon is married to Ozzy. You know, the Ozzy only Sharon can understand. If she can't understand you, you should give up.

    • @rickyratte5643
      @rickyratte5643 4 роки тому +5

      XD

    • @Emmmajaane96
      @Emmmajaane96 4 роки тому +3

      They’re pretty talentless themselves but yeah

    • @catya
      @catya 4 роки тому +29

      @@Emmmajaane96 I wouldn't say Black Sabbath.. who's sold millions of copies world-wide is talentless but go off I guess

    • @sammyschmidt547
      @sammyschmidt547 4 роки тому +11

      @@catya right? I'd like to see people who claim Ozzy talentless sell more than Ozzy himself and become as successful. 😂

    • @bossboy191919
      @bossboy191919 4 роки тому +17

      @@Emmmajaane96 Ozzy is talentless???
      I am hearing this the first time

  • @compDict19
    @compDict19 Рік тому +4

    The moment simon said 'you're giving her false hope' , was the moment simon was undoubtedly did the right one.

  • @GypsyKhi
    @GypsyKhi 6 днів тому

    All the judges except for Simon being stoned is absolutely hilarious 😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in days

  • @mb-xx7tv
    @mb-xx7tv 4 роки тому +242

    i love how sharon is so honest yet so sweet. she has respect for the preformers feelings but also will tell them straight

  • @jeskvell3254
    @jeskvell3254 4 роки тому +546

    I want a friendship like Louie and Sharon 😂

  • @charGENX
    @charGENX Рік тому +2

    When I have had a bad day I watch this. ❤

  • @ashleycarr4974
    @ashleycarr4974 Рік тому +1

    Gawhhh I absolutely love Louis!!!! His smile and laugh is contagious.

  • @shelly-7236
    @shelly-7236 2 роки тому +827

    I agree 100% with Simon about Emma's parents.

    • @shofnaakthar3651
      @shofnaakthar3651 2 роки тому +48

      Yes it’s sad for Emma but it’s true

    • @ashleysmith8402
      @ashleysmith8402 2 роки тому +42

      Emma's mom: she's won trophies she's got trophies galore. That's not going to get her signed to a record label or be the next x factor winner neither is a got a degree in vocal performance.

    • @peggypennington3270
      @peggypennington3270 Рік тому +34

      Hideous dress.

    • @titittyy7202
      @titittyy7202 Рік тому +38

      When she started saying I can’t do this with a smile it’s like she was happy about not singing anymore don’t control your kids like that just toxic parenting

    • @scottleadbetter7167
      @scottleadbetter7167 Рік тому +19

      Weren't they on nighbours from hell?

  • @rebecca-sf5wz
    @rebecca-sf5wz 4 роки тому +704

    Girl: tHiS iS wHaT bRitTnEy SpeArS wOrE iN hEr FiRsT ViDeO
    Simon: I don’t think she wore a *kilt* sweetheart
    😂💀

    • @tylerbyrd4936
      @tylerbyrd4936 4 роки тому +51

      Just pictured Britney on a mountainside playing the bagpipes lmao🤣

    • @rebecca-sf5wz
      @rebecca-sf5wz 4 роки тому +9

      Tyler Byrd LMBOOOOOO 🤣💀

    • @darreylhenderson702
      @darreylhenderson702 3 роки тому +3

      @@tylerbyrd4936 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Sophie-vg2tk
      @Sophie-vg2tk 3 роки тому +3

      @@tylerbyrd4936 💀✋

    • @Martdiva1979
      @Martdiva1979 2 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @chuckwhitson654
    @chuckwhitson654 Рік тому +4

    It's heartbreaking to see the truly devastated ones....... The way they laugh and giggle cruelly at the contestants with zero respect and professionality makes me glad for the simple soft hearted folks who don't make it. At least they leave with an intact soul

  • @amakonadu4253
    @amakonadu4253 Рік тому +1

    I like these videos even before I start watching 😂😂

  • @geileskind64
    @geileskind64 4 роки тому +564

    I love how that Big Girl tried to Have her Dramatic Moment with the"Oh my god i'm So Nervous i can't Sing"and when she Started Singing again and Simon said"No it's Good"I DIED GOT REVIVED AND DIED AGAIN

    • @forestmullins761
      @forestmullins761 4 роки тому +54

      FunkyGameTime Ik I thought it was too funny how they added the dramatic music and built it up right before she started singing again i laughed so hard

    • @TheZigzagman
      @TheZigzagman 3 роки тому +12

      That editing was fantastic

    • @shannonbarker4709
      @shannonbarker4709 3 роки тому +10

      I honestly feel really bad for her its obvious that her parents pushed her to be there when she didn't want to be and she look very annoyed when they said she would try out next year.

    • @avo11
      @avo11 3 роки тому +7

      @Harvey Smith thats really rude shes not gross

    • @jeanettebird2739
      @jeanettebird2739 2 роки тому +4

      @Harvey Smith what an unhappy comment to make! You may think it but it’s rude to say it ...,... sadly her dress didn’t help her x

  • @markyII
    @markyII 6 років тому +474

    Simon, the most honest person.

    • @mirabellamcgarry8269
      @mirabellamcgarry8269 5 років тому +3

      Oh true

    • @Ari33sa
      @Ari33sa 5 років тому +18

      actually seems to me that while he's definitally the most blunt he's also the most respectful to the contetants. Like the others, especially louis - just start laughing at the contestant for beig a race jockey .... which really has nothing to do with her singing.

    • @mountzod
      @mountzod 5 років тому +2

      @@Ari33sa Louis is a rude little jerk-off. He has a really weird vibe about him too that I can't put my finger on. Lol

    • @helenwa1651
      @helenwa1651 4 роки тому +1

      I find him incredibly sexy.

    • @healthhugger
      @healthhugger 4 роки тому

      @Sam Maloney I bet she meant Simon, Louis is not sexy, just annoying IMO. But there is definitely something sexy about SImon.

  • @lindsaystanford824
    @lindsaystanford824 Рік тому +2

    I love how Louie just laughs 😂

  • @ngalahansel6066
    @ngalahansel6066 2 роки тому +4

    You have to be a strong person like those judges, to be able to shatter the dreams of these people who so strongly believe they can do what they cannot

  • @necelticsox
    @necelticsox 5 років тому +459

    10:05 Simon kicking Louie and Sharon out of the room in order to let that woman sing is one of those rare times he's is actually nice to a contestant.

    • @evalu3260
      @evalu3260 4 роки тому +8

      necelticsox yes, he was nice to the chubby apprentice jockey.

    • @evalu3260
      @evalu3260 4 роки тому +7

      AhmedH 86 He already judged her in his mind he just needed more footage for the cameras.

    • @gpippind
      @gpippind 4 роки тому +4

      yes! I get angry when I see Louie or Sharon laughing at contestants. Sharon's in her 50s, and by now should have some self-control. It reminds me of high school, and is mean-spirited and very immature. These people are nervous enough without idiots laughing like hyenas at them!

    • @MiekkariKonna
      @MiekkariKonna 4 роки тому +2

      Much more valuable to be utterly gorgeous and utterly adorable like that assosiate jockey than
      Be best Singer, she cannot sing judging from that but who cares shes utterly hot and when i become multimillionaire i will try to get a Chik like her, or her if she is available.

    • @sparrowhunter1671
      @sparrowhunter1671 4 роки тому +3

      @@gpippind yall are literally watching these videos to get a laugh out what are you talking about

  • @masterof4elements826
    @masterof4elements826 5 років тому +339

    The apprentice jockey is proof Simion Cowell has a heart and soul.

    • @abigailmills2603
      @abigailmills2603 4 роки тому +21

      Well to be fair I’m an equestrian and i cannot see that lady on a horse

    • @akhan4727
      @akhan4727 4 роки тому +18

      He just hates cocky people

    • @kelab4599
      @kelab4599 4 роки тому +34

      @GabbyMo but you're teasing her by calling her ugly so what's your point?

  • @erickndungu212
    @erickndungu212 4 місяці тому +1

    That asthmatic laugh is contagious

  • @laurena1193
    @laurena1193 2 роки тому +1

    I definitely find the bad auditions more entertaining than the good auditions Casually munching on my food binge watching these bad auditions😂

  • @dantimmons7764
    @dantimmons7764 4 роки тому +70

    I like the bad auditions best. They are good for a laugh

    • @Kimberlite66
      @Kimberlite66 4 роки тому +3

      Some of them actually make me feel physically sick to the stomach. Lol

    • @stargazer6097
      @stargazer6097 4 роки тому

      Sometimes I get second hand embarrassment

    • @ixopo6715
      @ixopo6715 3 роки тому +1

      I feel bad for laughing as they are all deaf, deluded and for some the next stop should be a Psychiatrist’s chair.

  • @thorne62
    @thorne62 7 років тому +493

    The reason I go on UA-cam is not for the videos, it's for all the comments...

    • @oldbatwit5102
      @oldbatwit5102 6 років тому +4

      I'd happily give you another but, alas, I have already logged out

    • @saiyongdawn7756
      @saiyongdawn7756 6 років тому +3

      10:29 where Sharon lost half her face.😀😀😀😀😀

    • @richardhuff9313
      @richardhuff9313 6 років тому +2

      Have you ever pushed somebody down on a whoopee cushion and they really farted when they landed on it?

    • @tinaandersen3270
      @tinaandersen3270 5 років тому

      Sometimes it is the same for me

    • @frankieellis2767
      @frankieellis2767 5 років тому +1

      Fu Qu - I love the comments, too.

  • @gloriachomzy7728
    @gloriachomzy7728 2 роки тому

    The ease with which Louis and Sharon start laughing is funnier than the auditions themselves 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pavlinavandenbosch9268
    @pavlinavandenbosch9268 2 роки тому +8

    The guy at 12:45 was very sympathetic, and he sang well thought🙄 and at 13:35 the surgeon was cool and funny😊 and the auntie with the pink dress very cute😄👏

  • @anonymus.ferrett
    @anonymus.ferrett 2 роки тому +552

    simon was being so nice to the apprentice jockey girl and that was probably the first time he was so nice to one of the contestants

    • @PunkinPistolero
      @PunkinPistolero 2 роки тому +56

      Yeah it showed he had some empathy. It cant be easy to sit through thousands of people who its obvious they cant sing.

    • @woswasdenni1914
      @woswasdenni1914 2 роки тому +5

      @@PunkinPistolero thats the torture part. the aprt where they deserve it if you think they go there and block the way for people who might have a chance.
      i mean before you enter such a thing at least get one honest opinion by someone who is not tonedeath.
      but then again teh show woudl be dead. those who are not bad are mostly also not that really good and overall generic booring

    • @thomaseriksen7608
      @thomaseriksen7608 2 роки тому

      I understand their cunfusement, she might be an apprentice jockey but she will never get work unless she drops some weight, jockeys are small skinny people

    • @flavianofloris4459
      @flavianofloris4459 2 роки тому +7

      @@woswasdenni1914 in so many ways you're right, but this show (format) it's made from all of this "apprentice" and actually all of them entreteind us watching this video

    • @lxdykxt7769
      @lxdykxt7769 2 роки тому +12

      @@thomaseriksen7608 that wasn't confusion, that was them straight up laughing at her