Simon Cowell Most Savage Moments - Insults Edition

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  • @luzluna8358
    @luzluna8358 7 років тому +1176

    "You are everything we are not looking for"
    Savage 😂

    • @justblessed9358
      @justblessed9358 5 років тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @kellarenna
      @kellarenna 4 роки тому +4

      That made me laugh out loud

    • @Erik-bd6ll
      @Erik-bd6ll 20 днів тому

      That’s y he’s a fucking prick and that’s y music is dead so yea….. fuck simon for putting that guy and fuck you for laughing cuz ur just as bad if not worse and this is coming from an artist

  • @mychemicaljulia
    @mychemicaljulia 8 років тому +7003

    simon cowell and gordon ramsay should have a show together

    • @smileyguyfilms7874
      @smileyguyfilms7874 8 років тому +39

      I must have that!

    • @kitaninaweston7067
      @kitaninaweston7067 8 років тому +8

      mychemicaljulia yessssssssss

    • @elinfelicia382
      @elinfelicia382 8 років тому +115

      mychemicaljulia I'd imagine they'll be the best of friends.

    • @summersys
      @summersys 8 років тому +64

      mychemicaljulia a singing and cooking show

    • @session1422
      @session1422 8 років тому +10

      mychemicaljulia and jeremy clarkson

  • @pizzacat1923
    @pizzacat1923 6 років тому +662

    "Do you think i can improve or anything?"
    *"Oh, yes. Don't sing again."*

  • @ryano709
    @ryano709 8 років тому +2927

    believe it or not, Simon is doing these people a favor

    • @smolshay
      @smolshay 7 років тому +97

      ryan owesney There's a guy at my school who has a channel on UA-cam and he honestly thinks he can sing and its terrible and i hope he tries doing this so that Simon can take him down a notch.

    • @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591
      @justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591 7 років тому +17

      I belive you.

    • @kenobrien6474
      @kenobrien6474 7 років тому +16

      Cheyenne Watson what's the channel pls

    • @emma62346
      @emma62346 7 років тому +4

      ryan owesney true

    • @TheMruczyslawa
      @TheMruczyslawa 7 років тому +1

      ryan owesney sure they do. i wóuld hand my head downn

  • @hihi-qo9gc
    @hihi-qo9gc 7 років тому +3138

    I can just imagine Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay sitting next to each other while roasting and insulting people while clinking their champagne glasses against each other

  • @TheMarionick
    @TheMarionick 6 років тому +1188

    Bucket list:
    - Travel around the world
    - Have a happy family
    - Get insulted by Simon Cowell

    • @srkian1990
      @srkian1990 5 років тому +21

      @Jeremiah Carlos I want a show of Gordon and Simon roasting people

    • @AnitaMoyles
      @AnitaMoyles 7 місяців тому +1

      I love to be simoncowellised 😂😂😘

    • @mimibirdseed_fungus
      @mimibirdseed_fungus 27 днів тому

      @@AnitaMoyleswhy tf did u put the kissing emoji wtf

  • @llavishxd
    @llavishxd 7 років тому +1374

    "I'm a gospel choir"
    "Did you eat them?"
    I can't deal with such a level of savagery..

    • @javinfehr5590
      @javinfehr5590 6 років тому +38

      Some ramsay level shit right there

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 6 років тому +16

      Funnily enough, a gospel choir did come out and they rocked!!! If you can find the clip, it's worth watching

    • @ceeleegee825
      @ceeleegee825 6 років тому

      mhm izme Yes there have been plenty of them. They're all pretty good!!

    • @xPippoxD
      @xPippoxD 6 років тому +6

      I loved that the guy who was singing even went along with the joke :P

    • @azadev
      @azadev 6 років тому

      666 like you have.....EVIL

  • @ignacioberango
    @ignacioberango 8 років тому +201

    -"You are very handsome"
    -"Tell me something I don't know" LMAO xD

  • @mzumno
    @mzumno 5 років тому +200

    Girl:"oh cmon you've gotta give me a chance, someone gave you a chance once"
    Simon:"Well I was good at what I did"
    Fcking love this man xDDD

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 5 років тому

      b a m b u s me too, but am I the only one who actually finds him attractive 😂😻

  • @TheFaarf
    @TheFaarf 7 років тому +590

    "I can sing.."
    "Just not in tune"
    Perfect

    • @jdwhea
      @jdwhea 6 років тому +1

      Just not in tune maannn

  • @grahamblack1961
    @grahamblack1961 7 років тому +980

    What Simon says to them is nothing compared to the abuse they have to endure if they became famous in the music industry. If they can't take Simon, they wouldn't survive in that world.

    • @bobthebear1246
      @bobthebear1246 6 років тому +27

      Except that they wouldn't be famous in the music industry, 'cause they suck ass. And not the good kind.

    • @AlexanderNovak0
      @AlexanderNovak0 6 років тому

      oh please you speak if you want to survive you need to be cruel...grow up ... i tever took cruelty i rather kick your ass and im doing real fine

    • @nectarichard6775
      @nectarichard6775 5 років тому +8

      You just opened my eyes!

    • @lmaololz6853
      @lmaololz6853 5 років тому

      Except for the fact that they can’t get through with taking shit from Simon or without. Because they killed all the cats in Denver :)

    • @starry-blossom2306
      @starry-blossom2306 5 років тому +7

      If you can't get through Simon you'll never make it to the world.

  • @kimessex4011
    @kimessex4011 6 років тому +432

    All of the judges are great but Simon is the best judge of all he can tell in seconds if a person can sing or not

    • @tomdonaldson6948
      @tomdonaldson6948 5 років тому +3

      Kim Essex I mean it’s not that hard

    • @no7581
      @no7581 4 роки тому +3

      susan boyle 😂

    • @yeahno6100
      @yeahno6100 4 місяці тому

      The judges are talentless socialites... Simon Cowell carried the show and was the only reason to watch these heinous programs.

  • @briannahaydu3814
    @briannahaydu3814 8 років тому +429

    he may be mean but he has an exquisite vocabulary 😂

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 8 років тому +2

      That_ PugLife he called one of the groups 'disillusioned', I don't think that's even the correct usage of the word

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 8 років тому +1

      mackhomie6 what's your point

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 8 років тому

      That_ PugLife my comment was the only response to yours, so take a wild guess

    • @briannahaydu3814
      @briannahaydu3814 8 років тому +6

      mackhomie6 I was just saying that he has a good education that doesn't mean that he's a walking dictionary

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 8 років тому

      That_ PugLife well I don't know anything about his education so I'll take your word for it, even if the video seems to contradict you somewhat

  • @Noah-xd5fh
    @Noah-xd5fh 7 років тому +1364

    girl: "your very handsome"
    Simon: "tell me something I don't know"

  • @hellogoditsmesatan7169
    @hellogoditsmesatan7169 5 років тому +350

    I swear Simon Cowell just looks up insults in his free time.

  • @nightstar2400
    @nightstar2400 8 років тому +462

    I love how he told her she had a bad attitude but still called her sweetheart. That British charm.

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 років тому +11

      Abby Mattingly Omg I love your profile pic

    • @96_stars22
      @96_stars22 4 роки тому +2

      That's cowell for you

    • @knxcholx
      @knxcholx 11 місяців тому +1

      I think that woman was strung out on something. Drunk maybe. I don't know. But, she was a nutcase. Also, I don't think she had washed her hair for weeks before that 💀

  • @brandonmut2432
    @brandonmut2432 8 років тому +2276

    I think the only reason he's so harsh and brutal to these people is so that it is really clear to them that they're wasting their time pursuing music. It's best to not build up their hopes and have them leave thinking they can still do it. They should pursue something they're better at.

    • @ximenacerezo1590
      @ximenacerezo1590 8 років тому +65

      Brandon MUT you get it! Thank god!!!

    • @DaveMorgan
      @DaveMorgan 8 років тому +83

      Brandon MUT yep and there's no law against being an asshole. People live in this fantasy world of what should be. Simon gives a dose of what is.

    • @ZVizoNaleo
      @ZVizoNaleo 8 років тому +5

      yes ,true that

    • @x50music
      @x50music 8 років тому +3

      Trúe, a lot of these people have potential I think, The attitude and rude behavior of some of them just make them look bad..
      Also, I'm trying to grow my music channel, I make edm/pop music, can you please help me reach 50 subs, I'm so close! :)

    • @iwannabeanarwhal
      @iwannabeanarwhal 8 років тому +50

      Brandon MUT Dude, his job is to tell people they suck in the most savage way possible, I think he just enjoys it.

  • @elyssiawhelan2033
    @elyssiawhelan2033 6 років тому +145

    "Hey gimme me a chance everyone gave you a chance"
    "Yeah....but I was good at my job..?" LMAO

    •  5 років тому +2

      A person ABSOLUTE MADLAD

  • @valenciavazquez8515
    @valenciavazquez8515 8 років тому +1524

    I died when Simon said "Did you eat them?"

    • @hoarishgoat5467
      @hoarishgoat5467 8 років тому +13

      Valencia Vazquez kinda child like. better lines have been said in my opinion.

    • @breaks444
      @breaks444 8 років тому +2

      moardelaybro p

    • @notafilms1309
      @notafilms1309 7 років тому +52

      Valencia Vazquez and then he licked his fingers LMFAO

    • @hollyandjade2311
      @hollyandjade2311 7 років тому +3

      I died

    • @ericsolis1626
      @ericsolis1626 7 років тому +5

      GOT EM

  • @DarkFiend69
    @DarkFiend69 7 років тому +547

    It's insane that there are people who sing horribly and somehow believe they sound good.

    • @isabelmorinigo5795
      @isabelmorinigo5795 6 років тому +31

      And the ones that can sing dont think they can.

    • @mysteriousgirl6946
      @mysteriousgirl6946 5 років тому +13

      shows like the X factor hire actors to make the show more interesting

    • @justalittle_out_there539
      @justalittle_out_there539 5 років тому +1

      I believe my voice is absolutely disgusting, but all my friends say I sing beautifully, and I don’t know what to think. 😂😂

    • @solarsystemresident
      @solarsystemresident 5 років тому

      @@mysteriousgirl6946 I actually won't be surprised if that was the case but... are you serious?

    • @jesussequea1562
      @jesussequea1562 5 років тому

      There are, indeed there are.

  • @coocaak
    @coocaak 6 років тому +242

    " I can sing. "
    " Yes, not in tune. "
    OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @blisssound5136
    @blisssound5136 7 років тому +509

    Simon: That's a weird place to stop
    Her: Oh ok-
    Simon: No no I'm glad you did...
    Her: * heart break *

  • @Crazykirby6131
    @Crazykirby6131 8 років тому +3029

    Never thought about how hard their job really is listening to that for hours...

    • @BennyR92
      @BennyR92 8 років тому +108

      getting paid a lot of money to say to other people that their singing is rubbish sounds like a funny job :D I mean they have to do this for a couple of days every year until only good singers are left, so it's not that hard.

    • @Crazykirby6131
      @Crazykirby6131 8 років тому +60

      Its a dream job and that is the only hard part about that :D

    • @torisession2535
      @torisession2535 8 років тому +21

      Crazykirby6131 I couldn't do it I would be laughing at some of them I couldn't do it lol

    • @Lucario9d
      @Lucario9d 7 років тому +11

      Crazykirby6131 yet there's no work involved

    • @tied2dye1
      @tied2dye1 7 років тому +37

      Yea it's so hard being an ASSHOLE Yea I know

  • @homersimpson8824
    @homersimpson8824 6 років тому +71

    "You are everything we are not looking for." lmao

  • @alixmcrae9848
    @alixmcrae9848 7 років тому +942

    Simon Cowell is the like the only reason I watch these kind of things!

    • @alixmcrae9848
      @alixmcrae9848 7 років тому +21

      My fav one is when he said get out I'm going to lunch and as he said it he was already half way out the door!! 😂

    • @astridsprincessleah9953
      @astridsprincessleah9953 7 років тому +4

      Pizza Lover Lol he is the God of Savage people and the King of Roasting

    • @CloroxBleach-ud2ou
      @CloroxBleach-ud2ou 7 років тому +1

      Aliyah Hubbard what about Gordon Ramsay

    • @muun279
      @muun279 7 років тому +3

      Pizza Lover same. he's my favorite. he doesn't sugar coat.

    • @Mj-pq3ur
      @Mj-pq3ur 7 років тому +1

      Pizza Lover i know right😃😄

  • @ccs898
    @ccs898 8 років тому +2004

    Do an insults challenge between Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell

    • @ccs898
      @ccs898 8 років тому +30

      *Ramsay

    • @StruckByEvil
      @StruckByEvil 8 років тому +14

      Cally Cheng Ramsey would slay Simon

    • @Kennychan770
      @Kennychan770 8 років тому +12

      Will i think ramsay does insult a lot than simon

    • @sahirsood
      @sahirsood 8 років тому

      Cally Cheng j

    • @kittykat4956
      @kittykat4956 8 років тому +16

      Simon is an insult machine and supper rude to all the people! like if you agree!

  • @sadianaseer4930
    @sadianaseer4930 5 років тому +119

    “It is not good enough”
    “Then what is”
    “You leaving”

  • @kimtov3734
    @kimtov3734 7 років тому +552

    Simon Cowell + Gordon Ramsay = 🎤 The best show

    • @noeldahl6867
      @noeldahl6867 7 років тому +13

      Kim Tov no Simon Cowell VS Gordon Ramsey

    • @olliedobney9450
      @olliedobney9450 7 років тому +4

      Kim Tov Jeremy Clarkson would make it better

    • @KrumpOcake
      @KrumpOcake 7 років тому +2

      *at 69 likes* Lets change that...

    • @enamay9195
      @enamay9195 7 років тому

      Agreed

    • @leahcunniffe8822
      @leahcunniffe8822 7 років тому +1

      they would get on sooooooooo well

  • @marilyngore1227
    @marilyngore1227 7 років тому +454

    7:07 Simon: what do you think i'm going to say to you?
    Andrew: No?
    Simon: Correct! Goodbye i'm going to lunch.....
    I fell off my bed XD

  • @rudinapllana9425
    @rudinapllana9425 6 років тому +352

    Girl: *sings*
    Simon: *you just killed every cat in Denver*
    6:56

    • @warart9624
      @warart9624 5 років тому +4

      Hey there....I'm Deaf now

    • @fvtii284
      @fvtii284 5 років тому +1

      Dayummm, Love him so much 😂💯😻

  • @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
    @mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 8 років тому +181

    I lost it when Simon said, "You just killed every cat in Denver."
    Also, the last guy is my spirit animal.

    • @PurplePinkRed
      @PurplePinkRed 7 років тому +5

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer Yessss! I lose it when he says: "Yes, you have personality, but dogs have personality!" The way he says it with the pauses in between... So funny!

    • @iswearimnotafurryanna2729
      @iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 років тому +1

      Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer xD

  • @StruckByEvil
    @StruckByEvil 8 років тому +365

    Before, during, and after weight watchers.. LOL Simons a savage. Good shit.

  • @sarahlouise9433
    @sarahlouise9433 5 років тому +120

    “You just killed every cat in Denver” IM DECEASED

  • @ollieuce1965
    @ollieuce1965 7 років тому +75

    Simon: "Just you?" Guy: "Yes I'm the choir." Simon: "...Did you eat them?" I died. 😂😂

  • @aishariaz4707
    @aishariaz4707 7 років тому +238

    It's a difficult job..Simon is a genius... i really like him.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 7 років тому +5

      Aisha Riaz me too

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 5 років тому +1

      I do too

    • @buddhimazoysa2255
      @buddhimazoysa2255 5 років тому +2

      I disagree. Simon is great. He has given life changing oppertunaties to so many people who deserve them. But, he is not a genius. Most of these performers come with a hope in their hearts. Simon just tares them apart. There are so many nicer ways to say no.

  • @rockstaraccount5461
    @rockstaraccount5461 6 років тому +51

    9:18 Contestant: "Im fun, excited and different"
    Simon: "Well I agree with the third one"
    omgg im deadddd lol

  • @TheLolmylove
    @TheLolmylove 8 років тому +995

    I've no shame to say that Simon is my spiritanimal

  • @armyxxblink1554
    @armyxxblink1554 7 років тому +518

    Simon: last year I said someone is the worst singer in America, but I think you're the worst singer in the world.
    Me: wait until you hear me sing

  • @mementoghosty
    @mementoghosty 5 років тому +40

    *Good singers:* Omg I'm so terrible at this.!!
    *Bad singers:* I'm _obviously_ the best!

  • @bobdickens3674
    @bobdickens3674 8 років тому +302

    Anyone realize that british celebrities like ramsay and cowell are the most critical judges?

    • @cocob0l0
      @cocob0l0 8 років тому

      R R Damn straight. Btw I love your profile picture

    • @larryisreal2854
      @larryisreal2854 7 років тому +5

      Bob Dickens im german and we have a german simon cowell his name is dieter bohlen and he is just like him but not so serious he makes fun off them mire

    • @L14M
      @L14M 7 років тому +1

      because we don't fuck about

  • @meghanan5360
    @meghanan5360 7 років тому +428

    I don't know why but I love Simon. he does that for their own good because he wants them to try other things than singing.

    • @BanditLeader
      @BanditLeader 7 років тому +27

      Or the person has potential of being a singer, but they need to practice, which is what he tells them

    • @danvitty5442
      @danvitty5442 7 років тому +4

      Or wants his show to get better rating because that's his character

    • @MsSaxoBeat257
      @MsSaxoBeat257 7 років тому +5

      "He does that for their own good" lol
      He probably couldn't give two shits about these people. It is one thing to criticise the singing but it's another when you are rude and insulting their appearance.
      As someone mentioned it's just for ratings and mantainning a persona.

    • @mhm77887
      @mhm77887 7 років тому +1

      tomoe Jasmine true

    • @theberserkerarmor6511
      @theberserkerarmor6511 7 років тому

      tomoe Jasmine You could’ve at least capitalize “he”.

  • @finalfroggitapproaches6418
    @finalfroggitapproaches6418 6 років тому +41

    Simon’s subtle obsession with pens is my new favorite thing. “My pen has more charisma than you.”
    “You look like a pen salesman.”
    * bites pen *
    * points with pen *
    *PEN*

  • @aprilbenosa6743
    @aprilbenosa6743 7 років тому +70

    "Can I do something else?"
    "Leave."
    savage af damn

  • @j.m.b8661
    @j.m.b8661 8 років тому +354

    I like how Simon is straight up honest and all the other judges try and sugar coat it

  • @tedkakarounas
    @tedkakarounas 6 років тому +69

    "You got the personality of 3 pencils when you sing"
    Golden.

  • @MRLINTN
    @MRLINTN 8 років тому +654

    "Congratulations you just killed every cat in Denver"
    "We just put through a giraffe"
    I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MRLINTN
      @MRLINTN 8 років тому +39

      Braaaaaaaaaaaaah , "She has a penis" nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "it's bigger than mine" for fucks sakes hahahahahahahahahhaha

  • @czarnestopy4243
    @czarnestopy4243 7 років тому +341

    And that's why Simon's my favourite judge 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KaNe1493
    @KaNe1493 6 років тому +33

    "Nothing like a good spanky"
    "Horrendous"
    Omg that part got me

  • @Jorythebest98
    @Jorythebest98 7 років тому +89

    Simon is like that friend that tells you you have food stuck in your teeth before you go out into the world and embarrass yourself 👏🏻

  • @אביאזולאי-ס2נ
    @אביאזולאי-ס2נ 7 років тому +811

    "Andrew what do u think I'm gonna say to u?"
    "No"
    "that's right. goodbye."

  • @Bean-mr8sf
    @Bean-mr8sf 6 років тому +59

    *"You're mean"*
    Top 10 most savage comebacks to savage insults

  • @thejellybeanpotato5627
    @thejellybeanpotato5627 7 років тому +571

    I love how Simon treats every one the same like actual human beings he oesnt care wetter they are different he will just be honest it's awesome

    • @nicoler.wunderink_2874
      @nicoler.wunderink_2874 7 років тому +10

      The Jelly Bean Potato well your2 right, he doesn't discriminate

    • @justinschreiber813
      @justinschreiber813 6 років тому +3

      KissFromNicole _ your he discriminates against the good and bad

    • @fatihatribak7398
      @fatihatribak7398 6 років тому

      The Jelly Bean Potato well ifu like bullies. Here your match!

    • @shamusmurphy1031
      @shamusmurphy1031 6 років тому +1

      No it’s not I would beat the shit outta him

    • @lizmcall9278
      @lizmcall9278 6 років тому

      The Jelly Bean Potato x

  • @desireedriver6390
    @desireedriver6390 7 років тому +519

    Girl *sings*
    Simon- u just killed every cat in Denver

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 6 років тому +6

      Desireé Driver
      My cat was with me and he just jumped and ran away when that came up.

    • @Haxprocess
      @Haxprocess 6 років тому +2

      Desireé Driver sings?

    • @giselevanhounten8366
      @giselevanhounten8366 6 років тому +1

      Girl *whistles

    • @gensink3575
      @gensink3575 6 років тому +2

      Desireé Driver “sings”

    • @killuazoldyck_
      @killuazoldyck_ 6 років тому

      atleast now we have a way to reduce cats population 😂

  • @ahrrydepp493
    @ahrrydepp493 6 років тому +284

    3:12 the blonde guy was good but that wierdo ruined it

    • @krumplekookie9181
      @krumplekookie9181 6 років тому +32

      Ahrry depp
      I think it made it better

    • @rudysquires86
      @rudysquires86 6 років тому +12

      Ahrry depp I am not totally sure but I think they were ant and Dec pranking the judges

    • @jackgg818
      @jackgg818 5 років тому

      Ahrry depp b

    • @raulraj9207
      @raulraj9207 5 років тому +5

      Agreed

    • @caleanderson3575
      @caleanderson3575 5 років тому +30

      mom-“yes you have to bring your brother”

  • @vipershock2569
    @vipershock2569 7 років тому +138

    He's not rude he's... RUDELY HONEST

  • @Cxcxzxc
    @Cxcxzxc 7 років тому +275

    "You look like a pen salesman" 😭😭😪😂😂 Simon kills me

  • @herlucifer7680
    @herlucifer7680 5 років тому +48

    *“you just killed every cat in Denver”* IM DYING 😂😂💀

  • @petertalks301
    @petertalks301 7 років тому +60

    The “yeah but I was good at what I did” KILLED ME”

  • @camillaellinghaus819
    @camillaellinghaus819 8 років тому +524

    Why is everyone calling him rude? He's not being rude, he's being as honest as you can possible be

    • @aow3834
      @aow3834 8 років тому +5

      Camilla Ellinghaus yes but also has many unnecessary comments like for that black guy

    • @angel455dix
      @angel455dix 7 років тому +1

      Silent Wind I feel like at that point he spoke first before thinking sadly

    • @sabrinacarpenter2699
      @sabrinacarpenter2699 7 років тому +1

      Luthfil Lutz thighbone

    • @idoneakw9996
      @idoneakw9996 7 років тому +5

      Camilla Ellinghaus I think he is rude and as honest as you can possibly be, the two seem to be mutually inclusive with Simon...

    • @thejellybeanpotato5627
      @thejellybeanpotato5627 7 років тому +1

      Hell ya he doesn't care if they are different he is just honest and treats all of them the same

  • @chazzerine7650
    @chazzerine7650 Рік тому +10

    What's great about Simon is that he is actually helping these singers, and the music industry as a whole. The sooner they realise they have no musical talent, the sooner they can get another well-paying job that they actually have a chance in.

  • @sano6608
    @sano6608 8 років тому +78

    "Can I do something else"
    "Leave."

  • @Onlyicedmilk
    @Onlyicedmilk 8 років тому +124

    "this is not good enough"
    Well what is?
    "you leaving"

  • @jakefunaki5635
    @jakefunaki5635 5 років тому +37

    Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts

  • @LondonCelt
    @LondonCelt 7 років тому +154

    “You could lie in a bath with your mouth open!” Brilliant lol!

  • @jack456000
    @jack456000 7 років тому +141

    "You just killed every cat in Denver" LOL

    • @coaster1070
      @coaster1070 6 років тому +4

      Unfortunately its true

    • @sweetsweet81
      @sweetsweet81 5 років тому +1

      That was so funny....and true.

  • @hayleywellington2808
    @hayleywellington2808 4 роки тому +20

    Girl: “Squeals” Simon: “you just killed every cat in Denver” oh my god I’m crying lmfao

  • @sonnshinebread8894
    @sonnshinebread8894 8 років тому +52

    Girl: "Come on, someone gave you a chance once.'
    Simon: "Yeah but I was good at what I did."
    -
    Man: "Yes I am a choir.
    Simon: "Did you eat them?"
    -
    Girl: "You're very handsome."
    Simon: "Tell me something I don't know."
    These three are in his top 10 best comebacks..

  • @zaccahill6366
    @zaccahill6366 8 років тому +804

    It seems like Simon Cowell feeds on people's tears and sadness.

  • @JammiH
    @JammiH 6 років тому +12

    Simon Cowell's commentary is a stand-up comedy by itself.

  • @느그원우
    @느그원우 7 років тому +94

    me: that was pretty good
    simon: that was absolutely horrible
    me: i agree to that

  • @aaronj.6364
    @aaronj.6364 7 років тому +108

    You never know what Simon is going too say until he finishes it

    • @nancylopez7360
      @nancylopez7360 7 років тому

      TheAngryEnderman ! He's grave probably says how everybody's grave isn't buried perfect roasting the dead sad

  • @jamessmithe5490
    @jamessmithe5490 6 років тому +114

    On the other hand when Simon sees real talent he supports the hell out of them. e.g. Grace Vanderwaal, Darci Lynn

    • @olbcansat9726
      @olbcansat9726 5 років тому +5

      James Smithe Susan boyle

    • @boston_8213
      @boston_8213 5 років тому +10

      He knows what will make it and what wont within seconds of the audition. Probably has a pretty good idea based off of intuition right when they walk in.

    • @florencedomingo7096
      @florencedomingo7096 4 роки тому +2

      How about Marcelito Pomoy

    • @Clementine3107
      @Clementine3107 4 роки тому

      Calum sccot

  • @BennyR92
    @BennyR92 8 років тому +772

    2:15 seriously the left guy wasn't terrible but why the hell did the take his friend to this audition xD

    • @iwokeuplikethis118
      @iwokeuplikethis118 8 років тому +20

      BeFoRe #Bestie

    • @isxxc3855
      @isxxc3855 8 років тому +2

      To the audition

    • @kweno1022
      @kweno1022 8 років тому +22

      BeFoRe the right guy was so bad

    • @michaelhertzler6952
      @michaelhertzler6952 8 років тому +25

      It's possible that they only sent the left guy through. They've done stuff like that before.

    • @aaron_4384
      @aaron_4384 7 років тому +48

      BeFoRe come on move your body, come on move your body

  • @weeaboo_weirdo
    @weeaboo_weirdo 8 років тому +59

    "Someone gave you a chance once!"
    "Yeah but I was good at what I did"

  • @joshmansfield6101
    @joshmansfield6101 4 роки тому +26

    "I had a really dry throat and I was really nervous"
    "Amy Amy you could lay in a bath with your mouth open and you still couldn't sing"😂😂😂

  • @lksvlk7447
    @lksvlk7447 7 років тому +390

    Simon said: You just killed every cat in denver
    My cat is sitting right next to me and seriously jumped up... and i'm from germany

    • @cleobinx
      @cleobinx 6 років тому +8

      lksvlk my dog started barking and ran away lol

    • @crypticcryptid4702
      @crypticcryptid4702 6 років тому +3

      Same, I'm from England

    • @lepiaf6452
      @lepiaf6452 6 років тому

      My stinky cat started to poop her butt out.

    • @gensink3575
      @gensink3575 6 років тому

      Le Piaf LMAO

    • @thecraftycyborg9024
      @thecraftycyborg9024 6 років тому

      I was looking for someone to have made that same comment. I’ve been in love with the crazy audition videos for a solid year now and watched hundreds of the things. My cats have grown used to the caterwauling (they still glare at me over it, though, have no fear!). But every once in awhile, one will come on that will send my cats through the ceiling, and that video was one of them. It actually woke them from a sound sleep!

  • @sjsjdjfjf5116
    @sjsjdjfjf5116 7 років тому +322

    Simon cowell is the nicer version of Gordon Ramsey

    • @emlin2005
      @emlin2005 7 років тому +60

      Cmarshmello he's the Gordon Ramsay of the music industry

    • @serena6739
      @serena6739 7 років тому +4

      +Emma Lin theres no gordon ramsay of the music industry. they are both themselves in either chef or music industry so....

    • @tommiboi6911
      @tommiboi6911 7 років тому +13

      SHUT UP U IDIOT SANDWICH!!!

    • @adriafg3578
      @adriafg3578 7 років тому +20

      Cmarshmello I think they would make an awesomely savage team.

    • @massivesket5500
      @massivesket5500 7 років тому +10

      Simon's roast are better, Gordon Ramsay is just screaming and swearing all the time (don't get me wrong i fucking love Gordon Ramsay)

  • @itsmariaxx3167
    @itsmariaxx3167 6 років тому +43

    Her:So I look like a man
    Simon:No no, you look like a man dressed as a woman.
    Me: *dead*

  • @luka9917
    @luka9917 8 років тому +67

    ''You're very handsome''
    ''Tell me something i don't know...''.

  • @Candried
    @Candried 7 років тому +27

    Simon Cowell: ITS FUCKING HORRIBLE
    Gordan Ramsey: ITS FUCKING RAW

  • @nmj530
    @nmj530 6 років тому +46

    Guy:Someone needs to put you out your misery
    Simon:OUT
    🤣🤣💀💀

  • @wassup3941
    @wassup3941 8 років тому +748

    I hate it so much when they have a huge entry and plans for the future.. And they're awful 😂

    • @stephencurrygoat7532
      @stephencurrygoat7532 8 років тому +12

      RandomFromShou right and when they're all nice and good backstory and then are bad

    • @markus-4383
      @markus-4383 8 років тому +62

      you hate that? thats what makes this show funny

    • @ejscorp
      @ejscorp 7 років тому +58

      That's the best part. They give some sob story and then they get crushed.

  • @trista-lynngreen5519
    @trista-lynngreen5519 7 років тому +257

    They look like before during and after weight watchers oml I love you Simon😂😂😂😂

  • @marsha1315
    @marsha1315 6 років тому +49

    Guy Starts Singing
    Simon: Get out.. just leave
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @shanayeanderson984
    @shanayeanderson984 8 років тому +22

    Simon is just a straight up savage 24/7 and only has time for lunch 😂

  • @johnmurf4613
    @johnmurf4613 7 років тому +92

    "You just killed every cat in Denver"
    *DEAD*

    • @NAcHO-wx5vg
      @NAcHO-wx5vg 6 років тому +5

      John Murf are you one of the cats in denver?

  • @garrellagacha2023
    @garrellagacha2023 5 років тому +26

    "you've got the personality of three pencils when you sing" why'd that have me ded 😂😂

  • @sethcranford3358
    @sethcranford3358 7 років тому +152

    8:35 did you eat them. 😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @chey6921
    @chey6921 7 років тому +150

    Simon: Did you eat them?
    Me: Ahahahahhahahahahaha
    Also Me: Oh that’s so mean!!!

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 6 років тому +2

      Cheyanne Is Boring No, he wasn't being mean. He wasn't calling him fat. People seem to think that but he wasn't.

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 6 років тому +6

      He was asking if he ate them because there was nobody there, there just wasn't any context so people got confused and triggered.

    • @salmaumar5750
      @salmaumar5750 5 років тому +3

      @@xalexis.editsx But the man was a big man and people will think its about his weight. If he was not fat it would have been different. It's all a matter of perception and the context of course

    • @xalexis.editsx
      @xalexis.editsx 5 років тому

      Salma Umar And I understand that. I was just explaining what he meant.

    • @themightyeagle21
      @themightyeagle21 4 роки тому

      He did lick his fingers tho

  • @bsgang2.0
    @bsgang2.0 5 років тому +30

    I bet he rehearses his insults before each n every show😂😂😂

  • @Fawxo
    @Fawxo 7 років тому +135

    "you're very handsome" tell me something i dont know. SAVAGE

  • @elainasloan2081
    @elainasloan2081 7 років тому +25

    "I can sing"
    "Yes but not in tune"
    Currently can't breathe😂

  • @cheryltunmore8901
    @cheryltunmore8901 5 років тому +6

    "well this is my first audition so...."
    " well I'm not surprised and it should be your last" 😂 😂 😂

  • @devix3187
    @devix3187 7 років тому +1187

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    you try to sing
    and Simon roasts you

    • @rihanamiah9795
      @rihanamiah9795 7 років тому +10

      God DAMN it violets r purple not BLUE why does everybody think that's true

    • @rukibeast1467
      @rukibeast1467 7 років тому +4

      rihana miah c bro aren't violets violet

    • @firestyle7735
      @firestyle7735 7 років тому +2

      Emily Evans violets are violet

    • @astridsprincessleah9953
      @astridsprincessleah9953 7 років тому +1

      Yella Mustard Lol •~~~~~~•~~~~~~•

    • @Xerxez22
      @Xerxez22 7 років тому +1

      Early Yay! Violets are violet and “violet” is purple, which is an actual color in the real color circle!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @user-kn1zm9vh2y
    @user-kn1zm9vh2y 7 років тому +144

    Drinking game: take a shot every time Simon bites his pen

  • @amandarussell9688
    @amandarussell9688 6 років тому +6

    We need more brutally honest people like Simon in this world

  • @JeanClaudeMarseille00057
    @JeanClaudeMarseille00057 7 років тому +47

    I feel like all those people are plotting something to make Simon suffer one day😭😂😂😂

  • @Rose-hc3zw
    @Rose-hc3zw 8 років тому +50

    "you have the personality of three pencils" XDXDXD I´m dead

  • @tesianata
    @tesianata 5 років тому +45

    The before,during & after weight watchers... Damn!! Lol

  • @mohammadsheikh3988
    @mohammadsheikh3988 7 років тому +185

    would love to see him and Gordon ramsay have a conversation

    • @vipershock2569
      @vipershock2569 7 років тому +5

      mohammad s imagine Gordon Ramsay as a guest judge

    • @lordessnylrac256
      @lordessnylrac256 6 років тому +3

      mohammad s they would either be best friends or enemies. No in between.