ok so let me get this straight, the girl says she sobbed LOUDER then the damn person on stage with atleast 5-10 speakers and a huge crowd going rabid. she must've trained her life for that
"I cry real diamonds" no, no you don't Most likely scenario (99.9%): this is all bullshit and either she's lying or the channel has just made this up for views Unlikely scenario (0.1%): she does actually have a condition call cystinosis which can cause "crystals" (not diamonds) to form in her body, even if this is true it's still not possible to actually cry these crystals Extremely unlikely scenario (I'm not even gonna give this shit a number): we have found an entirely new condition which allow diamonds which under normal circumstances require absurd pressures and heat to form thus making them rare and expensive af to form in a person's body and this girl is either going to make bank of off diamond sales or be kidnapped and experimented on by the C.I.A
For the girl who cries diamonds, the disease is called cystinosis, it’s the formation of crystals in your body because the amino acid crystine has too high of a concentration. The crystals can form anywhere in your body, including your cornea, which is the cone of your eye that allows you to see colour. This disease is fatal as it can create kidney failure, or multiple organ failure. You can’t cry the crystals though, which means everyone who has it has an 100% fatality rate, because there’s no way to expel the crystals from your body.
Wow, someone who's being smart and scientific. Just kidding, either you're very smart and know a lot about the disease, or took the time to look that up.
Jay: If you need to cry let it all out Tomorrow’s news: there has been sighting of a new ocean covering the whole of England and scientists have proven it to have been made by tears.
I personally like doing photography. but whenever the story teller said, " He shot random people on the street." I lost it. That is 100% something I would say when talking about photography.
A few years ago, there was a story about a Middle Eastern girl who cried diamonds. It turned out her family was putting them behind her eyes and she'd push them out to look like she cries diamonds. They did it for attention, and doctors said she could have lost her eye sight.
"If she wanted Binky she would've gotten Binky why did you have to come into her life and get Binky just to give her Binky even though she worked at the shelter that had Binky" - Jay 2019
diamond y it’s actually real.. if you don’t believe, there’s clips of a girl in a video on the channel called Reacticorns. I’m not sure if it’s real diamonds but it’s definitely not glass
I hope you're being sarcastic with the second one, because how can her mama die before even giving birth to her? She'd never been born if that happend.
@@OptimusPrime-dn9gz Actually, it happens a lot. Well, not a lot when you think about how many people there are in the world, but a lot compared to what you might think. Depending o the stage in pregnancy, how they died, and all of that stuff, sometimes the baby lives and the doctors/nurses/whatever can save it.
Girl: **cries about not having a dad like everyone else** Me: **never met my dad and couldn't give the skinniest shit** Edit: also they stole the whole "crying diamonds" from a documentary about a girl who ACTUALLY cries diamonds
well, it's happened to more than one person, so they didn't exactly "steal" from the documentary, it's not like you can say that nobody can talk about a disease just because you made a thing about it.
Title: crying diamonds
Story: finding her dad
True
Finding Dorie but instead of short term memory its crying diamonds that arent REAL diamonds they're just crystal
@@PUCCl_ yea I also saw this girl cried blood
𝕀𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕔𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕒𝕝
Clickbaited
2019: I cry diamonds
7080: I drowned in oxygen
Underrated ASF BOI
Was it liquid oxygen or.... air?
@@andromedagalaxy8495 air
Lol
*we turned into underwater creatures*
( please don't attack me, I feel like yall gunna say I ruined the joke lol)
2019: girl cries diamonds
2020: my dad got my dog pregnant and got married to my sister
Eh seems fair considering we got so much r/noahgettheboat content
2021:I am immortal
wattt
Umm, just a tad bit disturbing...
nerd 😂
ok so let me get this straight, the girl says she sobbed LOUDER then the damn person on stage with atleast 5-10 speakers and a huge crowd going rabid. she must've trained her life for that
Real lol😂
For tho man I was thinking the same thing maybe the crowd was quiet 😂😂😂
Title: Girl cries diamonds
Girl: “Greg shot random people in the street”
💀💀💀
Yah she was
Yes 😂🔪
@Super Seth Gavin Mhm, there is ;- ;
I'm quite shocked that there was a condition like that
Oof
Jay: Giving guys advice on emotions and crying is okay since 2019
Hi its 2020
Does anybody know this story is fake I guess no way a girl can't give out crystals
Hi
Nope that's fake some people will try show attention to their selves
The same goes to girls/woman.
Her: He hugged me! Pressing my body against his
Me: isn’t that what a hug is tho
haha
Maybe he did it a little too much
ur not funny
Rafiul Alam who asked
@@rafiulalam4251 I read you're comments you're not much funnier
"I cry real diamonds" no, no you don't
Most likely scenario (99.9%): this is all bullshit and either she's lying or the channel has just made this up for views
Unlikely scenario (0.1%): she does actually have a condition call cystinosis which can cause "crystals" (not diamonds) to form in her body, even if this is true it's still not possible to actually cry these crystals
Extremely unlikely scenario (I'm not even gonna give this shit a number): we have found an entirely new condition which allow diamonds which under normal circumstances require absurd pressures and heat to form thus making them rare and expensive af to form in a person's body and this girl is either going to make bank of off diamond sales or be kidnapped and experimented on by the C.I.A
Impossible scenario: Her dog is actually her long lost brother
no theres a real girl that cries diamonds
it’s can be real but the way she puts it . It has to be fake
It was real actually
@@jiminshii4171 not diamonds, but crystals
“My dad left that same night and I never saw him again”
Jay: “Cos he DIED”
Nu he went to walmart
Karma Deki Yangzome he went to get the milk
R u army? Or kpop fan?
rin yes I am an army and a kpop fan☺️
He went to go get milk.
2019: I cry diamonds
2069: I shit gold nuggets
hm yes
Dats some intense heat and pressure
Actually 2019 cuz I can do that
I’m going to cry from this comment
3001: The clap of my ass cheeks are so loud that it started a nuclear war in Korea.
"I told him that his son was a bi-"
*ad starts*
That always happens,lol I'm not the only person who suffered from this😅
@@itzaliciagacha2840 Haha
*ad out of 1 of 2*
brussel sprouts are homosexual Your phone is appropriate xD
*_TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES, PLEASE STAND BY_*
her: everyone has a dad
me: * looks around * then where has mine been the last 18 years?
katsuki bakugo bish LMAOOSOSKJSJS MOOD
i love your user😻😻
He’s just getting the milk. He’ll be back in about 14 more years.
ur dad still getting the milk :(
@@moonieyumi7592 yeah
For the girl who cries diamonds, the disease is called cystinosis, it’s the formation of crystals in your body because the amino acid crystine has too high of a concentration. The crystals can form anywhere in your body, including your cornea, which is the cone of your eye that allows you to see colour. This disease is fatal as it can create kidney failure, or multiple organ failure.
You can’t cry the crystals though, which means everyone who has it has an 100% fatality rate, because there’s no way to expel the crystals from your body.
Do you not see the obvious evidence before us. Two very real people can expel the crystals.
Wow, someone who's being smart and scientific.
Just kidding, either you're very smart and know a lot about the disease, or took the time to look that up.
Big brain goose
@@bartholomulesphensvil2284 still not diamonds though
Yeah exactly!.
2019: girl cries diamonds
2040: crying out cars
It's real Google search it
2050: girl crys phone with 1000000000 cameras
Wow
JOIN MY LIVESTREAM
Relatable
2019: cries diamonds
5019: talks through eyes
7589: Grows Hyper Strength and can break Titanium
10000: pigs are flying in Antarctica.
Underrated comment omfg I laughed so hard😂😂😭😭
There’s someone who is disabled who can talk with text to speech through eye movements
Global warming: I’m gonna stop you right there
*“What are you doing step bro”*
That’s it.
That’s the whole story.
It was a interesting one tho💀
2019: girl cries real diamonds
2420: girl cries weed 420 no scope
XD
Ok zoomer
Ok umer zoomer
@@du3509 OK boomer lol 🤣🤣
Is this 2014?
2019: girl cries diamonds
2030: girl cries through her ears
That Girl it’s jungkrook ARMYYYYYY
@@momosmimosa7349 ayeeeee who's ur bias
That Girl mine is yoongi
Lol so true!!
2040: I shit solid metal
2019: girl cries diamonds
6969: *girl breathes through eyes*
I can't breath through my eyes but I can blow air out of my cornia
• Weirdø_chan •
Which makes her allergic to oxygen
Tell me why i tried breathing through my eyes
🤣🤣
6972-girl breathes through butt
The moment she realise that it’s just dry tear crust, not diamonds 💎
“I figured out the twist before the twist. I’m the twist” -Jay 2019
Weeb
@@casen4925 what did my guy do to you
Jay: If you need to cry let it all out
Tomorrow’s news: there has been sighting of a new ocean covering the whole of England and scientists have proven it to have been made by tears.
Jay the worldwide influencer
I guess know we know " cry a river- " I mean " cry a ocean " is not a idiom!
Lol XD
I'm Dead lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Wow
2019: Girl cries diamonds
3019: Girls cries Jupiter
Edit: Thx for all the likes
Scarlett Colbeck
Or Saturn
Reach Kung fu that too
5020: girl crus out galwxy
No she will cry Black holes that's mass is 90000000000000000000000000000000000 times that of the Sun and Half the size of Universe
Suhey García Well how dense is the black hole? How many atoms per cubic meter
“I started weeping”
“He was crying too”
“Life is short, so make sure to enjoy every minute of it”
Jay: I’m so done with this sentimental shit
2019: *Girl cries diamonds*
2029: *Girl cries babies*
I tend to cry babies all the time what you saying bruh
2069: Cries surprised pikachus
@@sleepybepo2219 XD
DNF HUNTER lol
@@sleepybepo2219 we have the same profile pic lol
girl: I have a rare alergy
story: boyfriends love
XD
Video title: I'm gay for straight people
LMAOO
jay: laughs at 2019 3019 comments:
everyone: *its free real estate*
2019:"I cry real diamonds"
2060:"My mom had a miscarriage and I was born!"
Please don't name fun of that it's an actual thing please don't
@@lizzy1876 did it happened to you because it's a joke
@@lizzy1876 its a joke
@@lizzy1876it's a joke
@@lizzy1876 We don't care
This girl: "Everybody has a dad and I wanted to have mine"
Me: *would you like to rethink your choice of words*
I like ur face😂
mmm i can't bring my dad alive sooooo m nope
Agreed
So that's great omg lolll
Huh?
......o-o
Ah I see
Story:,My dad left us when i was young"
Jay:"He went to get the milk"
Me: "Oh no not again"
Do you have a good answer
Madelyn Kuebelbeck that is the answer
*10* *years* *later*
@@noahkuebelbeck6 what?? 😂😂
Madelyn what??
Nobody:
I swear literally NOONE:
Animated stories:My dad turned into an egg and it's ruining my relationship with my pet rock
yes
Whot da hell?
BAHAHAHAH
Reletable
LMAO
2020: Cries diamond tears
2056: Cries a fountain of lava
Girl:"everybody has a dad"
Orphans, kids with single moms & Kids raised by a guardian:"AM I A JOKE TO YOU"
or people who have two moms
everybody has a BIOLOGICAL dad
what about people with lesbian parents?
@@rionahplayz2406 Its possible for one to have two biological moms.
What about lesbians?
"there is nothing wrong with crying, just let it out"
- jay 2k19
But right now, its 2020
"jay 2k19"
-Tin Angla
@@yuhan8357 yeah 2020 is here right now
Published December 30th 2019
Girl: “everybody has a dad” Orphans: “what’s that”
Orphans: dad? i don't know a dad.
That’s not funny it’s sad
Me: *Y'all have dads?* 👁👄👁
My best friend: *What is a dad?*
U disrespectful
“Well it’s almost 2020”
That’s a moment before disaster
“DCDCCDCDCDB it looks like a dang cheat code”
Jay - 2019
Oof
True
when you want to read funny comments but all you see are the “2019: *future year*:” comments
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Share my story:
“wHaT iS gEy?!?”
Edit: thanks for likes tho
Raw
posipop
@@ninja2nd644 r u really ninja
@@sufrimetussin5156 no
supernatural ! at the disco yes he is the real ninger fortnight
@@Qxincx I'm guessing you're 9
Crying isn’t a sign of weakness. It’s a sign of strength for putting up with whatever you’re dealing with
2019: Girl that is emotional and literally cries “diamonds”
Some month in 2020: Girl cries Jay's hate for story time channels.
Made me laugh🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂Had me on the floor
Wait was that an actual video or was that a joke you made?
happy leon lol jokesss
@@nika-yp4il mk
2019: I cry diamonds
2020: I cry flying pigs that shoot out aliens
And out of those aliens come out talking rats when they laugh
Lol stop these comments are too much to take in😁🤭🥰😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
can confirm my friend is crying and his eyes are producing flying pigs that shoot out aliens
Touché
Lm mL and the aliens have poop smaller aliens
2019: Girl cries diamonds
2020: Girl cries Katanas
That is so op
It’s 2020
That would hert bad...
But for a good youtube video ayyeeee
If you don't know what a katana is it's basically a huge sword, or somewhere close to that definition
Y’all wack, my shit ain’t funny
I personally like doing photography. but whenever the story teller said, " He shot random people on the street." I lost it. That is 100% something I would say when talking about photography.
"He shot random people on the street-"
That's a crime you know.
No cap
Girl: Whenever I come over to your house your dad isn’t there-
Maggy: HE’S AT THE STORE
He went to get MILK AND NEVER CAME BACK FOR 20 YRS
Kermit the Papaya HE’S STILL GETTING THE CIGGIES
HE WENT TO GET THE MILK FOR 10 YEARS. there was a long queque. Very long.
Well now that he got the milk, he’s still traveling trying to find toilet paper
Lol
A few years ago, there was a story about a Middle Eastern girl who cried diamonds. It turned out her family was putting them behind her eyes and she'd push them out to look like she cries diamonds. They did it for attention, and doctors said she could have lost her eye sight.
7:06 he going off about Binkie 😂 I’m literally dead 💀
2019: i cry real diamonds
2045: im allergic to my parents
3010: im allergic to myself
3050: I'm allergic to to the wind
@Kayin Oguntoyinbo 5029: I’m allergic to Earth and the entire universe
6968: I’m allergic to everything
6969: im allergic to food
2019: girl cries diamonds
2024: girl cries air
ha
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Then the fire nation achack- attacked...XD
Girl cries other girls
2099: girl crys eyes
2019: cries real diamonds
2049: pisses real gold bars
Okay but this is actually funny 😂😭
This had me laughing
😂😂😂😂
2059: pukes 1000 dollar bills
@Cha cha real smooth 9999: vomits babies
9:13 “maybe he was hungry?” Is so silly I’m giggling
2019: I'm allergic to water
2046: I'm allergic to talking
BroYouJustPostedCringe 123 2055: I’m allergic to people
Great for introverts
I just imagine the video "hi im sar- oh no its happening"
the great tomato the video shall be 4 seconds
Narrator: hi I'm sa- ow! OW! AAAH-
*video ends*
2019: girl cries diamonds
2039: girl cries lava
Could be true
Could be true that her eyes oofed
@@verychills2607 yeah boo hoo
Very Chills just poofed
3019 girl cries alien robot babies
2019: I saw a real alien
2030: I saw my dad that went to buy cigerattes
XDD
2019: I saw my dad go buy milk
2030: I haven't seen my dad since 2019
@@tonylomeli5080 lol
2:50 I've never seen Jay this mad lmao
2019: *Girl cries diamonds*
2029: *Girl cries gucci*
XD NICE!
Laura Lee is that you?
hi
hi
Allex corny
"Why does the dad look like his son?"
-Jay
Bruh
𝘽𝙧𝙪𝙝
Bruh
Bruh
It said stepdad as in not his real father
2019: Girl cries out diamonds
2069: Girl cries out whole Babies
Jay: She's still a virgin
Me: Wait what
Xscore X wait- he has a son ;-;
It’s a real disease I looked it up
2069 ehh??😏
@@marah__gacha4452 *n I c e*
2069 😂😆
"If she wanted Binky she would've gotten Binky why did you have to come into her life and get Binky just to give her Binky even though she worked at the shelter that had Binky"
- Jay 2019
Her: cries diamonds
Me: she just needs an excuse for all the diamonds she stole
2019: girl cries diamonds
2047: *girl cries children*
On god 💀
Min Hope ayyyyyyyyy minhope for life
Letitia Abigail
Crying children is like your eyes giving birth
@@katelynscontent1013 exactly. :>
how bout she cries jams 😏
When the dude was under the bed and jay was like. “HE’S RIGHT THERE” I completely lost it😂
I CRIED BRO LMAOOO
Nobody:..
Literally Nobody:..
The I Cry diamonds girl: He just shoots people on the street 😃
Me:......why would you say it like that😑😑
Jay: "Oh boo hoo stfu"
Also Jay: "Dont be afraid to cry"
2019: Girl cries diamonds
3019: Girl cries babies.
Girl cries babies? Ok now that is definitely fake... That is not possible
Same with girl cries diamonds though
diamond y it’s actually real.. if you don’t believe, there’s clips of a girl in a video on the channel called Reacticorns. I’m not sure if it’s real diamonds but it’s definitely not glass
...😆
i laugh at the weirdest things 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jay saying it's okay for guys to fry literally made me cry bro-
2019: Girl cries diamond
2029: My parents died before I was born
is it supposed to be funny because both can actually happen? Or not? Because both can happen...
I hope you're being sarcastic with the second one, because how can her mama die before even giving birth to her? She'd never been born if that happend.
Hol up
that can accually happen tho
@@OptimusPrime-dn9gz Actually, it happens a lot. Well, not a lot when you think about how many people there are in the world, but a lot compared to what you might think. Depending o the stage in pregnancy, how they died, and all of that stuff, sometimes the baby lives and the doctors/nurses/whatever can save it.
2019: cries diamonds
2020: cries houses
She rich
Natalee 2020?? Too early Made no sense tbh
2024 : *Cries Tvs*
A r i it’s a joke
2030: cries humans
1919 : Crying water
2000 : Crying blood
2019 : Crying diamonds
2119 : MY TEARS GOT ME PREGNANT
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh nooo!!!!
The funny part is that last title sounds like a very possible video title.😆
What is she crying then? 🤔😏
@@vhyxzie3122 baby sloths that have guns and are allergic to o2
girl at concert: *cries*
girl when she thinks her dad is gonna die: "I was on the verge of tears"6
2019: got my sister pregnant
2020: got a dolphin pregnant
And to think it's usually dolphins humping ppl
Random Virgin and thats why these stories make absolutely no sense
Lol
2019: *girl cries diamonds*
2098: *girl gains 5 pounds every time she smells food*
2019: I cry real diamonds
3019: I cry good grades
Cant relate
sakurachan I wish I could😂😂😂
If I could... I would make my self cry every second.
2019:I cry diamonds
2020:I cry fortnite wins
Everybody: fortnite's dead you late meme
maggie: *cries diamonds*
mom: i guess we are rich now
* dad coming back from walmart to buy milk*
dad: GUESS WHOS BACK FOR MILK!
Maggie: *starts to cry*
Also Maggie: *looks at Binky*
Also also Maggie: Okay I feel better now
S a m e .
2019: girl cries diamonds
2069: woman gives birth through her tears
@@zinch9617 👌🏼
XD
LMAO
4098: girls tears create a new universe
Yes lol🤣🤣👍👍
2019: girl cries diamonds
2022: i cry dissapoinment from these stories
I already do
same lol
thats a good one
So far only a couple seem like they might be real
So your dad’s dying
the girl: "he shot random people on the street"
jay: *visible concern*
me: *crying*
2019: girl cries diamonds
????: girl cries Gucci
@@oscarduran1591 lmao
@@oscarduran1591 oh ok good I'm not only one who's g does that
doge lover lmaooo
2019: girl cries diamonds
2030: girl cries metal
2019: I cry Diamonds
2025: I piss Gold
U got that from the desc
Who else thinks jays laugh is contagious
2019: girl cry’s diamonds
3020: girl cry’s Jay’s merch
24Razman nice
Lol free merch
I NEED IIIIIIIIT🤣🤣🤣
I want to be that girl but to cry WDW merches aswell
2019: girl crying out diamonds
2040: crying out fire
Jf Kaks
.............. ok
Person crying fire is a School Bullies worst nightmare
**gacha stories intensify**
@Jf Kaks I have (;
It’s actually a thing
1:21 "Everybody has a dad."
Me: Haha, that's funny.
Oof lmao 😂
Damn I’m sorry
This is why Jay is THAT DUDE since he is ok with people crying
Girl: Everyone else has a dad!!
Me: Not true.....
That’s deep
I can't relate to any other comment but this one...
Wow that’s tough
Ikr
aubrey farrar Oh, that’s sad
2019: Girl cry diamonds
2020: Girl cry money
2030: Girl cry babies
2050: girl cry Presidents
Jay: Don't remember this story...
Me: Don't remember these liars What is next? Oh wait... This animation channel will not last because it is all fake
I've never been in so much pain from just reading something
Ellis Yebin Byun tbh crying diamonds is real there is a video of a girl in India crying diamonds
2019: girl cries diamonds
3019: cries robots
Her: everyone had a dad...and I wanted to have mine...
Me: hi! Welcome to the gacha community!
2019: Crying diamonds and allergic to air
3020: Crying out allergies
2019: I cry crystals
3019: my new born baby cried another baby after my husband punished me for not having twins
Makes perfect sense
y e s
People actually can cry Crystal's .Look it up 😏
-I cannot get this image out of my head-
this is the best one i swear
Girl: **cries about not having a dad like everyone else**
Me: **never met my dad and couldn't give the skinniest shit**
Edit: also they stole the whole "crying diamonds" from a documentary about a girl who ACTUALLY cries diamonds
Yeah. I saw it too
well, it's happened to more than one person, so they didn't exactly "steal" from the documentary, it's not like you can say that nobody can talk about a disease just because you made a thing about it.
@@funnyfurry3373 nah, if that documentary didn't blow up they wouldn't have copied the idea
20:20 man be lookin like one of those bacons from Roblox
2019: Girl Cries diamonds
3705: Girl Cries Olive Oil
Oh god that would be horrible. Imagine oil inside your eyes 😨
@@Momo-mw3dg or acetone omg
@@angelinarosa4696 imagine nail Polish remover or Acid
@@Momo-mw3dg or iPhones
@@_4tr4mp0line Nah, man. Flip phones or Nokia phones are where it's at. Those things be thicc as hek
*"It's okay to cry"*
me : *_"yeah .."_*
also me : *crying in the background*
*_me: d o e s n ' t c r y_*
“Can’t you see he has a disability!?!?”
Me: CaNt YoU sEe YoU HaVe No BrAiN?
you got 69 likes
@@bigtoefungusvs.friedpochun7612 funny. i'm laughing really hard.😐
But that was three or four weeks ago
To be fair I don't like her either but I still believe some people will do this shit.
@@emmer5846 What?.
There is an actual known person who cries diamonds/crystals
2019: Girl cries diamonds
6030: Girl only breathes dirt through eyeballs.
Jesus I can't get this out of my head.. I still like this comment though.
Its so random i love it