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  • @samcarter565
    @samcarter565 7 років тому +4844

    Vax: 'Do you know what math is?'
    Grog: 'Mathis?'
    I'm dead.

    • @DerMacko
      @DerMacko 6 років тому +28

      It got better....

    • @AllThingsFascinate
      @AllThingsFascinate 5 років тому +146

      It takes such a quick mind to play dumb with those jokes!!

    • @mastadon6384
      @mastadon6384 4 роки тому +19

      I was eating some chips and salsa, and almost choked at that.

    • @Pointlesschan
      @Pointlesschan 4 роки тому +12

      And I thought “my point exactly “

    • @bonniefazman9065
      @bonniefazman9065 3 роки тому +3

      That... Sounds like a demon name.

  • @topturv528
    @topturv528 7 років тому +5252

    Victor the Black Powder Vendor is the only character Mercer needs on his resume

    • @GuardianCitadel
      @GuardianCitadel 6 років тому +89

      Best Boomshack guy.

    • @EMPMusic-nc3bn
      @EMPMusic-nc3bn 6 років тому +17

      Julia A. Yeah I agree

    • @xXADuckyXx
      @xXADuckyXx 5 років тому +145

      Blizzard needs a Victor the black powder vendor skin for junk rat.

    • @TreVotheJoke
      @TreVotheJoke 5 років тому +163

      The damn blowtorch to the coffee tin was the best thing I had ever heard and have felt described into my brain

    • @Vitaee13
      @Vitaee13 5 років тому +90

      Don't know how this would happen, but I really want to see Victor meet Gilmore.

  • @Lady_Corwin
    @Lady_Corwin 8 років тому +3579

    Between Kima and Pike, I believe the sound of the gods may in fact be "clinkclinkclinkclink".

    • @ontil68
      @ontil68 7 років тому +50

      Therix I know this is a mold comment, but dam. That be fuuunnny! XD

    • @ontil68
      @ontil68 7 років тому +18

      Old. Haha.

    • @mordirit8727
      @mordirit8727 7 років тому +180

      I don't know much of the gods, but of two things they made me sure:
      They are tiny, and they are clanky.

    • @trashie1031
      @trashie1031 7 років тому +81

      Umm, it's CLANGCLANGCLANG

    • @saijeetdogra9360
      @saijeetdogra9360 4 роки тому +33

      They are speaking the language of the gods!

  • @rachelclaw
    @rachelclaw Рік тому +1069

    My favorite thing about the whole Kash & Keyleth thing is that I got the definite impression that Will intended it as a dramatic exit for a character he didn't expect to return, and now here we are benefitting from the consequences of that choice.

    • @jeremiahbrownlee2299
      @jeremiahbrownlee2299 Рік тому +82

      That's a great observation. And the BEAUTY of collaborative storytelling!

    • @jeydomo
      @jeydomo 11 місяців тому +24

      Same thought! Stir up a lil drama and look where it lead him, back to Kiki

    • @CountryMusicMann
      @CountryMusicMann 10 місяців тому +35

      @@jeydomo "You could not live with that dramatic exit. Where did that lead you? Back to me."

    • @envymordecai4429
      @envymordecai4429 8 місяців тому +52

      Haven’t gotten to his return yet, but Kashaw coming back immediately after Vax and Keyleth spent the night together is absolutely fucking hilarious and I cannot *wait* to see how this goes 😂😂

    • @HumbleDuckM9
      @HumbleDuckM9 2 місяці тому

      For sure!

  • @kc_cobra
    @kc_cobra 8 років тому +7121

    Vax: Somebody help me out of this closet.
    Gilmore: Gladly.

    • @RoxyGotMoxy.
      @RoxyGotMoxy. 8 років тому +133

      Boom!

    • @Palladum12
      @Palladum12 8 років тому +70

      Omg lmao

    • @ParokyaNiMarvin
      @ParokyaNiMarvin 8 років тому +302

      vox Machina and doors...

    • @Palladum12
      @Palladum12 7 років тому +51

      its situational, also I'm gay so i doubt i'm the second thing you said.

    • @zexionthefirst6767
      @zexionthefirst6767 7 років тому +123

      I mean, I'm also gay, and I laughed at this. This doesn't demean gay people in anyway, so I don't see how it could be related to homophobia. But, more importantly:
      John Willis is my dad's name. Just a fun fact that really unnerved me.

  • @whocareswhoiam6637
    @whocareswhoiam6637 6 років тому +1737

    1:43:50 The entire party is drunk and Vax is stuck in a closet.
    Percy: I just want to say, I don't think the dragons stand a chance.
    I love them

    • @averagegirl7113
      @averagegirl7113 4 роки тому +55

      Also, this might be the romantic in me, the whole "stuck in a closet" was TOTALLY a lead-in for Keyleth to "help" him out just to Vax could pull her in too so he and Kiki could drunk make-out in a closet. Kinda sad it didn't happen, but happy Matt didn't have to narrate that scene.

    • @ccRask
      @ccRask 4 роки тому +9

      That part (the whole thing, but that line in particular) made me ugly laugh

    • @alycias7345
      @alycias7345 4 роки тому +6

      bro i paused the video to look at the comments and i was right in the middle of this sentence

    • @beepboop2816
      @beepboop2816 4 роки тому +48

      It’s my favorite thing that vax flirts with a guy and then immediately finds, sits in, and gets stuck in the first closet he sees disaster bi at its finest

    • @bpdmachine777
      @bpdmachine777 3 роки тому +26

      @@beepboop2816 punishment for the disaster bi, closet jail

  • @kidam8438
    @kidam8438 7 років тому +4392

    "I choose my buddy, Pike"
    "She... she's not here, Grog"
    "I don't care, I just say it anyway"
    That hit me direct in the feels.

    • @whateverppl1229
      @whateverppl1229 6 років тому +235

      grog: I have 3 potions, I never use them. I bet grog has had the same 3 potions for 10 years

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 6 років тому +109

      @@whateverppl1229 I wonder if potions have an expiration date....

    • @forsakenoutsider8382
      @forsakenoutsider8382 4 роки тому +61

      @TheDragonflie imagine him sparing them for pike

    • @lyntoncollins2758
      @lyntoncollins2758 4 роки тому +29

      @@whateverppl1229 So just like all of us in every PC game ever? (Until the final fight, then we don't need them)

    • @MSLandAYL
      @MSLandAYL 4 роки тому +3

      When was it?

  • @luxiolooma
    @luxiolooma 3 роки тому +2250

    Best line of the year (for me)
    Vex: Yes, yes, yes Keyleth is so f*cking beautiful I get it.
    Vax: Well, so are you, but what the f*ck am I going to do with that? Jeez, You're f*cking weird.

    • @jeromevorndran2124
      @jeromevorndran2124 2 роки тому +70

      Timestamp 51:50

    • @jozan9
      @jozan9 2 роки тому +15

      @@jeromevorndran2124 top g

    • @IcarusNadir
      @IcarusNadir 2 роки тому

      @@jozan9 luckily Vax isn't a pedo like the top G

    • @bdletoast09
      @bdletoast09 2 роки тому +60

      Twincest is wincest as they say

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 роки тому +146

      Moments like this are why I watch the show. They just come out of nowhere, but it's so natural. You'd swear they really were siblings, too, because god damn if that isn't the most sibling thing I've ever heard.

  • @jennessabeckett3949
    @jennessabeckett3949 5 років тому +1803

    Kashaw was an entire mood. "I'm cold and still haven't been paid." That is the best way to describe anything outside really.

    • @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag
      @ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 5 років тому +4

      Not half a mood but a full mood? Holy shit I hope he doesn't become an angry, because the people around him might be a sad. Idiot

    • @Dovaskus
      @Dovaskus 4 роки тому +25

      @@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag can you say that again in English?

    • @Grovesie35
      @Grovesie35 4 роки тому +5

      @@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag wtf are, you? talking about wasthatasentence! Let alone a coherent thought"& intrigued Am: i

    • @SKPetel
      @SKPetel 4 роки тому +13

      This comment aged like fine wine considering current events

    • @averyofhousejade1176
      @averyofhousejade1176 3 роки тому +1

      @@ksdajkfahgdkhsdag 🤨

  • @blueskyinfiniti
    @blueskyinfiniti 5 років тому +2144

    Victor absolutely steals the show. Watching Liam basically die from the scene is possibly my favorite thing ever.

    • @sydney4814
      @sydney4814 5 років тому +88

      Just you wait, there is a scene in like 30 episodes that looks like it takes Liam to about an inch from a stroke he laughs sooooo hard.... ;)

    • @timanderson7590
      @timanderson7590 4 роки тому +88

      💯 the glee you see in Matt’s eyes while portraying the crazy old coot was delicious! It’s why I watch, play, and DM!

    • @mastadon6384
      @mastadon6384 4 роки тому +69

      The almost spit take when he took a drink was awesome.
      Matt: Cuss at me when we start the stream will you? Watch this, somebody hold my beer.

    • @WyldKat75
      @WyldKat75 4 роки тому +20

      Heh heh heh heh. It's coffee.

    • @Wooper160atThePond
      @Wooper160atThePond 4 роки тому +72

      I really hope they animate him. If there are only two characters Matt voices in the series I hope for Gilmore and Victor

  • @anevenbluerjay
    @anevenbluerjay 5 років тому +1006

    You know you're a spectacular DM when you get a standing ovation from your players

    • @testfire3000
      @testfire3000 4 роки тому +10

      @Jennifer Herron 100 likes, deserves much more.

  • @MrGeorgeRohman
    @MrGeorgeRohman 3 роки тому +940

    Dying of laughter at Vex telling him he has been hunter's marked and the merchant being so distraught saying " I don't even know what that means."

  • @TrenchcoatJesus
    @TrenchcoatJesus 8 років тому +7615

    Dummies Guide to Vox Machina
    Matt: You encounter a bridge spanning a 100 ft. chasm.
    Vox: We cross the bridge.
    Matt: As you cross the bridge, it creaks and groans under the weight of Grog.
    Vex: I haggle the bridge.
    Scanlan: I aid Vex.
    Grog: I intimidate the bridge.
    Vax: I aid Grog.
    Keyleth: I cast druidcraft to give the bridge a flower.
    Percy: I suggest we just cross the bridge and be on our way. Maybe let Grog go last by himself.
    Matt: Your efforts largely have no effect, and its creaking increases the further you traverse it.
    Vex/Vax/Grog: We burn the bridge.
    Keyleth: I inadvertently burn the bridge much harder than anyone else.
    Percy: This is a terrible idea. This bridge serves a purpose and could be useful later.
    Scanlan: But it's an amusing idea.
    *A series of spells and saving throws later*
    Matt: You narrowly are able to cross the bridge before its ashen ruins fall into the deep chasm.
    Vox: I think this went well.
    Scanlan: It could have been worse.
    Percy: This is why we don't have many friends.

    • @Palladum12
      @Palladum12 8 років тому +38

      That sounds so stupid cause you're comparing how they interact with NPC with a fucking bridge. What.

    • @TrenchcoatJesus
      @TrenchcoatJesus 8 років тому +795

      So you don't understand metaphors then? And yet have so clearly defined what they are in your response. Interesting.

    • @Palladum12
      @Palladum12 8 років тому +17

      +Brian Khan I just think it's kinda stupid to compare social interactions ingame to a fucking bridge.

    • @BeAsTMoDE528
      @BeAsTMoDE528 8 років тому +680

      +Neptune Vasilias have you ever heard the term "burning/building bridges" when it comes to people and relationships?
      I hate to break this to you but you're the idiot here.

    • @Palladum12
      @Palladum12 8 років тому +15

      +Alex Cipollo that doesn't come into this situation. He was using the bridge as they react to NPCS, if he wanted to make it look stupid, he should of used a hostile monster that wouldn't of cared about social interaction and just beat them to a pulp

  • @Gordyan_Knot
    @Gordyan_Knot 4 роки тому +2258

    I constantly marvel at Travis' ability to RP Grog as stupid and likable. Multi million dollar movies can't write that kind of character half as well as Travis can improv one.

    • @techoutsider5631
      @techoutsider5631 3 роки тому +162

      As someone who was emotionally invested in Grog’s *beard* , yes.

    • @melusineshade8538
      @melusineshade8538 3 роки тому +40

      Travis is a hidden gem

    • @captaink8093
      @captaink8093 3 роки тому +6

      @@jtcf4eva um... Critical role isn't written? I believe that's what your saying correct me if im wrong

    • @captaink8093
      @captaink8093 3 роки тому +10

      @@jtcf4eva sorry but i have never seen anyone use "/s" as a way to signify them being sarcastic. Usually I see them do *tHiS*

    • @mikewithers472
      @mikewithers472 2 роки тому +3

      @@captaink8093 I’ve seen /s mean satire it’s not super uncommon but not normal in this situation for sure

  • @justiceiro47
    @justiceiro47 6 років тому +1283

    1:17:26
    *percy* - yeah, its percival, do you remenber me?
    *victor* - NO.
    liam´s face though, he just lost it.

    • @elbruces
      @elbruces 4 роки тому +103

      "I'll be over here in the corner, failing to stay in character."

    • @NinjaGidget
      @NinjaGidget 4 роки тому +57

      I had to watched the whole scene twice, once for Matt's brilliant role play and once to just watch Liam dying in his corner.

    • @SloppyMcFloppy1029
      @SloppyMcFloppy1029 4 роки тому +17

      Everyone's trying so hard to not die of laughter in this scene

    • @garrisjones7476
      @garrisjones7476 4 роки тому +34

      NinjaGidget I just watched again because your comment gave me the mildest excuse :) Taliesin is so perfect opposite Matt in the scene too! this time I noticed him miming Percy dumping out the coffee really quick while Victor is distracted!
      Dang I love these guys

    • @NinjaGidget
      @NinjaGidget 4 роки тому +15

      @@garrisjones7476 That little coffee dump in one of my favorite parts!

  • @kyleread2956
    @kyleread2956 3 роки тому +1713

    Grog's conversation with Kern is one of the best things I've seen in days. It feels like both Travis and Matt are trying to play super manly men, who are trying to open up to feelings, while neither of them know how to be a super manly man.

    • @bennitori4
      @bennitori4 2 роки тому +205

      This episode was full of incredible moments, but boy that Grog Kern conversation was underrated. Like both of them know exactly what feels natural, but also know now's not the time or place. And Grog is trying to talk "normally" while Kern has obviously had some kind of mental health improvement, and doesn't want to fall back into his ways. And the whole thing is so delightfully awkward. Two men who are trying desperately to be civil and conversational, while having no natural talent or inclination towards it.

    • @shireenann3397
      @shireenann3397 Рік тому +1

      Aaa

    • @jerryyoung7393
      @jerryyoung7393 Рік тому +5

      What was the medal Kern mentioned to Grog? I must have missed that.

    • @faybrooke6150
      @faybrooke6150 Рік тому +42

      ​@@jerryyoung7393a fan sent Travis a "sorry you lost but here's a second place medal" from kern after their first fight and Matt brought it in as cannon, and then after their second fight grog gave it back to kern as a sorry you lost here's a second place medal lol

    • @volksdude1970
      @volksdude1970 Рік тому +12

      ​@@faybrooke6150
      That was one of the best parts about Grog fighting in the Crucible. Flipping awesome and hilarious events all adding to the world building.

  • @whoahanant
    @whoahanant 5 років тому +1901

    I love how Vex is such a good sister to the point she would take out her brothers lovers competitor. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    "I can take him out".

    • @hplexicon
      @hplexicon 5 років тому +175

      and she didn't even like that they were together, but no one messes with the twins

    • @johannahellmich4908
      @johannahellmich4908 3 роки тому +27

      at first I thought she ment to take him out...on a date

    • @hahmann
      @hahmann 3 роки тому +35

      Nah, I think it was because he talked smack about both of them and Vex read his lips so she was looking for an excuse to push him off a cliff. Out-Chadding her brother is a decent excuse, right? LOL

    • @als2480
      @als2480 2 роки тому +9

      @@hahmann Nah if you think that then you ignored her entire passive aggressive conversation with Vex about dragging people along.

    • @Stronghand-yw1lk
      @Stronghand-yw1lk 2 роки тому

      Cash would have been a better match than the beta elf.

  • @minionofgruumsh
    @minionofgruumsh 6 років тому +2376

    Not gonna lie, Will is one of my favorite guests.
    "What are you doing here?"
    "I live here; what are *you* doing here?"
    And not a beat was missed. :D

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 5 років тому +77

      His taco comment fucking killed me.I do not know who this man is but I need more

    • @zoepennington2470
      @zoepennington2470 4 роки тому +54

      @@jefferycrouse4652 he was the older brother in boy meets world, he also voiced deadpool in the animations

    • @maximumdm9612
      @maximumdm9612 4 роки тому +5

      Zoe Pennington it took me way too long to figure that out

    • @kingskelett6265
      @kingskelett6265 4 роки тому +79

      What makes this a bit funnier is that the last time (part of) the group saw him, he kissed Keyleth sqare on her mouth.
      And they both have negative charisma.

    • @garyvincent7397
      @garyvincent7397 4 роки тому +4

      and the dice are still cursed to this day

  • @scttydsntknw
    @scttydsntknw 8 років тому +449

    "Yes, it's Percival do you remember me?"
    "No!"
    I fucking lost it and Liam just continuing to lose his shit throughout the entire encounter had me in tears.

  • @DeathHawk31
    @DeathHawk31 3 роки тому +996

    "Help me get out of this closet!"
    "You're a lockpick, it's literally your thing."
    "I rolled a 1"

    • @Lucifronz
      @Lucifronz 2 роки тому

      Drunk Vax can't handle doors. Actually sober Vax can't handle it, either.

    • @johnnye87
      @johnnye87 Рік тому +29

      I choose to believe he said that in-character and nobody, including himself, had any idea what it meant

    • @davesunhammer4218
      @davesunhammer4218 7 місяців тому +3

      Once again, the Dark Lord Doorlock defeats you, Lews Telamon Kinslayer!

  • @unamed1142
    @unamed1142 4 роки тому +2503

    "He gets 4 actions?!"
    And so Beau was born.

    • @timothyserpette9403
      @timothyserpette9403 4 роки тому +151

      I was literally going to say: And in that moment... she knew

    • @XCrawlFan
      @XCrawlFan 4 роки тому +28

      Quivering palm > Pive point palm

    • @godturkey4098
      @godturkey4098 4 роки тому +26

      @@XCrawlFan Quivering palm is so god damn op. And she goes with this limp ass homebrewed rp class, its really disappointing tbh.

    • @mduckernz
      @mduckernz 4 роки тому +105

      @@godturkey4098 The ability to get creature resistances and vulnerabilities etc us actually super useful. Otherwise you gotta rely on meta knowledge

    • @stormsurge9962
      @stormsurge9962 4 роки тому +7

      Matt D except she never uses that ability

  • @bartholen
    @bartholen 5 років тому +1392

    40:59 "She gave us a lot to sphinx about", an underrated Sam Riegel classic.

    • @luferaclartuen
      @luferaclartuen 4 роки тому +52

      The collective groan afterwards was amazing

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 4 роки тому +24

      @@talismanstryke6692 the slow clap was sufficient.

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 4 роки тому +9

      @@luferaclartuen groans just make spuns bettter!

    • @Reepicheep-1
      @Reepicheep-1 4 роки тому +10

      "And to (sphinx), I almost missed you."

    • @Isogyre_
      @Isogyre_ 4 роки тому +16

      @@davidbergfors6820 I love how the hunt master finds scanlan funny, it brings me life

  • @Elanchana
    @Elanchana 5 років тому +3225

    Matt: *invents an entire universe, keeps track of like 50 beings’ stats at once, transforms into at least 10 people per episode*
    Also Matt: the V stands for visual

    • @FunnyFany
      @FunnyFany 5 років тому +38

      I'm not familiar with a lot of D&D (here for the story!), what does V stand for?

    • @jackleon4608
      @jackleon4608 5 років тому +104

      Babs likes cartoons verbal

    • @FunnyFany
      @FunnyFany 5 років тому +16

      I see. Thanks!

    • @noname-goodname4539
      @noname-goodname4539 5 років тому +137

      @@FunnyFany VSM Verbal, Somatic, Material. Sometimes material has a cost involved too.

    • @DrPotassium
      @DrPotassium 5 років тому +111

      @@FunnyFany Vendetta

  • @CptReynoldsStuntDble
    @CptReynoldsStuntDble 3 роки тому +976

    Zarah has a kind of "best friend's cool and good looking older sister who is back from college" vibe.

    • @mineola_
      @mineola_ 3 роки тому +46

      I couldn't put my finger on what it was, but it's exactly this!

  • @Jas-zd1wn
    @Jas-zd1wn 7 років тому +1213

    Matt: *Unintelligible whispers*
    Me: *Volume up*
    Keyleth: *Drunk girl wasted yells*
    Me: *Dead*

    • @bitter-bit
      @bitter-bit 6 років тому +89

      Ugh that wrecked me too she screams so fucking loud even Travis was like Hngh

    • @uHasioorr
      @uHasioorr 5 років тому +57

      @@bitter-bit Yeah it sometimes catches me off guard, when they are almost whispering and then suddenly she banshee screams right into my ear with my headphones being turned to 100% volume.

    • @uHasioorr
      @uHasioorr 5 років тому +16

      @@kixmix2450 Hard to do on public transport. But it got better in their second campaign. No complaints whatsoever(i'm at ep 27).

    • @acedamace3501
      @acedamace3501 5 років тому +10

      @@uHasioorr
      The feels are about to hit hard

    • @Sacredsnow2
      @Sacredsnow2 4 роки тому +16

      Kix Mix there’s times when it literally needs to be that high to hear clearly then keyleth just REEEEEEEEES straight into my soul.

  • @whitneywames7148
    @whitneywames7148 5 років тому +388

    liam's face when matt does victor, liam is just so happy about matt's characters i love it.

  • @Redshine01
    @Redshine01 6 років тому +185

    I can't get over how Matt manages to keep a 'straight face' when he's in character with lunatics such as the gunpowder guy. I had tears streaming down my face laughing.

  • @oliviatankinganimation7732
    @oliviatankinganimation7732 2 роки тому +712

    I am praying that in the next season of Legend of Vox Machina that we get to see Victor animated. He’s right up there with Gilmore. Even the players all got excited like “Percy you need black powder right??” Just to see Victor again.

  • @Lanternman2814
    @Lanternman2814 8 років тому +440

    "My God, I love other people's problems." - One of Percy's best lines imho. Simple, yet great.

  • @brokenlightning
    @brokenlightning 2 роки тому +778

    Matt sarcastically defends the art of healing potion-making after Luara calls them a waste of money is the best.

    • @morgandavis4012
      @morgandavis4012 Рік тому +42

      I laugh because I had this same exchange. "Roll a D4 and add 1"
      "D4??? I JUST TOOK 20 POINTS OF DAMAGE!!!?"

    • @skapunker96
      @skapunker96 Рік тому +29

      ​@@morgandavis4012 lol yeah it can feel a bit underwhelming as a player. But also figure it's a form of healing anyone can buy, and you can use it outside of combat giving you potentially a lot of healing without having to rest (assuming you have a decent stockpile).

    • @eneskursadyasar5393
      @eneskursadyasar5393 Рік тому +1

      It was perfect.

    • @Jake007123
      @Jake007123 Рік тому +11

      On earlier versions (and Pathfinder), healing potions and other sources of healing were waaaay more precious, because you couldn't just take a 8 hour nap and completely heal, you only healed your level, and one point of damage to your stats. So at level 10, you sleep and only heal 10 HP, and 1 point of damage on each stat, making healing spells considerably more important, as they replenish each day. And lesser restoration heal 1D4 stat damage. In 5.0, healing potions should be more cheap because frankly, if you have an hour you can heal a lot more with a short rest, and if you have 8 hours, you just heal completely. So potions are only for combat.

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 9 місяців тому +2

      @@Jake007123 And also it was waaaay easier to die outright if you were low on hitpoints since if you went to -10 that was just it, you're dead, no death saves. Sources of ability score drain/damage were also way more common.

  • @TartarusHimself
    @TartarusHimself 3 роки тому +735

    "He gets 4 actions??"
    "Monks, man"
    The moment marisha fell in love with dope monk shit

    • @calebfreeman8284
      @calebfreeman8284 2 роки тому +18

      I assume c2 she's a Monk.

    • @TartarusHimself
      @TartarusHimself 2 роки тому +29

      @@calebfreeman8284 yep. I assume you're new here? Welcome, it only gets crazier

    • @zoltanszaszi2264
      @zoltanszaszi2264 2 роки тому +8

      @@calebfreeman8284 Oh dear. You're in for some ridiculous fun.

    • @goldencalf13
      @goldencalf13 2 роки тому +7

      Matt essentially a baki character cannon. I'd wanna try as well

    • @numbernine5894
      @numbernine5894 5 місяців тому +1

      2:59:20

  • @TiliaCordata
    @TiliaCordata 6 років тому +280

    The face on Matt after Laura says she's hunter's marked him is priceless!

  • @dobbynfred072107
    @dobbynfred072107 5 років тому +593

    1:02:07 Percy: "Not as beautiful as--" TALKING AND GESTURING TO LAURA.
    Third time rewatching and I never caught that before. Perc'ahlia FTW.

    • @darthchewee
      @darthchewee 5 років тому +65

      Followed by her telling him "don't you f**king fail at this"

    • @Marpaws
      @Marpaws 4 роки тому +2

      Yessssss

    • @tannertadlock7741
      @tannertadlock7741 4 роки тому +11

      Both ship names work. Huh. Vexival and Perc'ahlia

    • @PrincessMeggala0913
      @PrincessMeggala0913 4 роки тому +33

      Also “I’m gonna make you something pretty!”
      “I love you!”
      And
      “I love you, darling”
      Hehe. Percy and Vex are so awesome.

    • @vanyelwolfshadow8276
      @vanyelwolfshadow8276 Місяць тому

      seeing the discussion on LoVMs03e01-06 is enlightening to this ship

  • @marc-alexandreplouffe505
    @marc-alexandreplouffe505 8 років тому +835

    Scanlan "She gave us alot to Sphinx about" ... I died laughing!

    • @roquefort788
      @roquefort788 6 років тому

      Marc-Alexandre Plouffe Best line ever.

    • @bartholen
      @bartholen 5 років тому +4

      I'm marking this timestamp just to be able to find that glorious pun again: 40:59

  • @disasterdrvid
    @disasterdrvid 2 роки тому +216

    Taliesin not breaking once during Victor's bit but dying over Kash and Keyleth's moment is honestly great

  • @DecoyladGaming
    @DecoyladGaming 8 років тому +333

    I love how Matt is just trying to hold himself not to burst laughing when he roleplayed Victor

  • @Scotty0923k
    @Scotty0923k 4 роки тому +1255

    I appreciate that Taliesin and only Taliesin was able to stay in-character for the entire Victor spiel xD

    • @michellepehrsondupont3756
      @michellepehrsondupont3756 3 роки тому +58

      As far as I understand, he WAS brought in primarily for his roleplaying chops 😂 (So other critters have told me, at least)

    • @Zalied
      @Zalied 2 роки тому +77

      @@michellepehrsondupont3756 tal also was brought in to help run the game as an example player as session 1 no one had played except Matt and marisha so Matt added talisan as the experienced player

    • @lucascerqueira202
      @lucascerqueira202 2 роки тому +166

      As Taliesin said before: "Two years on a sitcom. I can do this all day"

    • @tacothecat1604
      @tacothecat1604 2 роки тому +75

      It’s my personal theory that Matt made victor for the sole purpose of getting Taliesin to crack haha

    • @jackcassedy9961
      @jackcassedy9961 2 роки тому +41

      The Victor character is a fucking scene stealer. unreal. Matt's ability to improv comedy like that is unparalled

  • @evanpb
    @evanpb 4 роки тому +865

    Keyleth: "I lost... a quarter of my civilization!" *drunkenly sad-laughs*
    Kash: "...That IS funny."

    • @Caitydid561
      @Caitydid561 4 роки тому +112

      He *did* say it sarcastically, though it wasn't really obvious sarcasm, and...I hope you didn't forget that Kashaw lost *everyone* in his village when he was only 16 years old to Vesh, the goddess he was married to at birth by absolutely no choice of his own?

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 3 роки тому +30

      When you try to flirt with your crush

    • @hakulives2613
      @hakulives2613 2 роки тому +11

      Hey, the dude got forcibly married to an evil pseudo-goddess, she killed his entire town, it's heavily implied he was SEXUALLY ASSAULTED by her... if he couldn't find humor in tragedy, he'd be dead.

    • @HumbleDuckM9
      @HumbleDuckM9 2 місяці тому

      ​@@JB-xl2jcyou good bro 😂

  • @sarabearas.7645
    @sarabearas.7645 3 роки тому +454

    Keyleth and Kashaw trying to have a conversation, and BOTH being socially awkward introverts who are bad at communicating is just the best.

  • @dowingba
    @dowingba 5 років тому +2351

    Tiberius didn't have enough mirrors to defend Draconia from the dragons.

    • @codylamb6587
      @codylamb6587 4 роки тому +391

      Draconian Knight: Dragons approaching!! What do we do?
      DK#2: Prepare the Knights of Draconia and the airforce?
      Tiberius: No...bring me....ALL THE MIRRORS!!!
      *Mirrors get melted*
      Tiberius: Poppy cock.

    • @deepseawitch
      @deepseawitch 4 роки тому +75

      @@codylamb6587 i fucking miss him.

    • @kingskelett6265
      @kingskelett6265 4 роки тому +176

      Daphne He had problems but...
      yeah he had his good moments.

    • @kyrogamingvt9716
      @kyrogamingvt9716 4 роки тому +171

      Same. If we could have Tiberius without Orion that sould be great, he was such a fun and interesting character design

    • @deepseawitch
      @deepseawitch 4 роки тому +80

      @@kyrogamingvt9716 but that wouldn't be the same. Tiberius is Orion, no one could play him as he did.

  • @InTheZone87
    @InTheZone87 4 роки тому +1671

    Me: Nothing can beat the cow episode.
    Critical Role: Hold my ale.

    • @TristanBach
      @TristanBach 3 роки тому +24

      Same first watch through of campaign 1 and man this episode my favorite by far

    • @DrLazerbeam
      @DrLazerbeam 2 роки тому +15

      Victor: Hold my coffee

    • @executivelypunk
      @executivelypunk 2 роки тому

      HOLD MY ALE LMAO

    • @louiebling
      @louiebling Рік тому +11

      Scanlan singing the Redskin fight song to grog unbeknownst to travis its the fight song for his rival team: Hold my grog

  • @MrDavidock
    @MrDavidock 8 років тому +458

    1:20:52, when Percy dumps the coffee. Such a tiny, subtle moment that slays me every time.

    • @VidGamer123
      @VidGamer123 5 років тому +4

      I had to go back and see that. What a fantastic bit of acting!

    • @jochi7585
      @jochi7585 5 років тому +1

      David Atkins ‘every’ Every?!?! How? What?

  • @zackfogarty1830
    @zackfogarty1830 3 роки тому +479

    Scene 1: Vax telling Kashaw how much he admires him
    Scene 2: Vax can’t get out of the closet

  • @eyesofmuffin
    @eyesofmuffin 4 роки тому +740

    zahra: oh well you are beautiful aren't you?
    keylith:panics as she's in a room with kashaw and vax
    while marisha sits between them with her husband as the DM

    • @MrAoiSekai
      @MrAoiSekai 4 роки тому +44

      Well, boyfriend at the time

    • @annalyons821
      @annalyons821 4 роки тому +16

      Yeah boyfriend technically they weren’t engaged yet

    • @WeeweeSensi
      @WeeweeSensi 4 роки тому +13

      @@annalyons821 really? I remember when she turned everyone into a cloud she mutters "im married to this man" when she was being salty lol

    • @annalyons821
      @annalyons821 4 роки тому +7

      @@WeeweeSensi they dont get engaged til like october of 2016

    • @beeschw7841
      @beeschw7841 4 роки тому +42

      @@WeeweeSensi I think she actually said " he's married to that one" as in Matt is not gonna let go of that mistake ....

  • @katekursive1370
    @katekursive1370 6 років тому +294

    Vex'ahlia's girl talk is just. She's so protective of her brother. Just. Yes

  • @Stranj100
    @Stranj100 8 років тому +1502

    "50 gold." Victor the blackpowder maybe crazy, but he ain't stupid.

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 років тому +99

      But a Vex wink saved the day! Well, 50g...

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 8 років тому +17

      Yes because we all know just HOW 'attractive' being soo selfishly greedy is, right..?

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 років тому +156

      Veng3r Well, greed and selfishness are two different things. Vex's greed is her fatal flaw but she also uses it to help keep Vox Machina well funded. She'll never not cough up the gold if it's something the group needs, which is decidedly un-selfish.

    • @veng3r663
      @veng3r663 8 років тому +15

      No. Spending funds for things that the party truly needs to function properly is just basic common sense.
      NOT some grand display of self-sacrifice by one character...

    • @zoeg.6926
      @zoeg.6926 8 років тому +138

      +Veng3r Except there have also been instances where she has pulled from her personal funds to pay for things other party members wanted. Vex has a good heart and cares deeply for her family. Her fault is her greed, but everybody in the party has faults that are detrimental at times. It would be really cool for Matt to make her confront her greed and grow out of it a little bit.

  • @theanyktos
    @theanyktos 3 роки тому +955

    I am cry-laughing. And I am definitely going to adopt "Are you a Vax man, or a Vex man?" as a way to ask about someone's sexuality. That was a gem.

    • @DasSpaceAce
      @DasSpaceAce 2 роки тому +100

      "Vax, Vex or Mollymauk?" = Guys, gals or non-binary pals?

    • @theanyktos
      @theanyktos 2 роки тому +12

      @@DasSpaceAce perfect!

    • @CricketsTavern
      @CricketsTavern 2 роки тому +40

      Idk there’s a lesbian in my theatre class who says Vax is her exception

    • @theanyktos
      @theanyktos 2 роки тому +18

      @@CricketsTavern hmmm... Vex girl with Vax tendencies? Ranger girl with Vax specific tendencies? Idk, mybe the metaphor is flawed.

    • @smashbrandiscootch719
      @smashbrandiscootch719 Рік тому +38

      @@DasSpaceAce Can my answer just be, "Yes, please"?

  • @АлексейХолодов-л4э
    @АлексейХолодов-л4э 6 років тому +451

    "I cant get out of the closet, Grog help me!" - Vax machina have yet again been defeated by the doors!

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 4 роки тому +27

      Out of context, that line is hilarious in its own right

    • @Fncees
      @Fncees 4 роки тому +8

      Matt should play The Doors greatest hits when Vox Machina faces the next BBEG just to see if they notice the difficulty level getting ramped up.

    • @Phanto5692
      @Phanto5692 3 роки тому +1

      Okay, I'll confess, you took that in a direction I wasn't expecting.

  • @ScottishWolfLass
    @ScottishWolfLass 8 років тому +374

    Percy and Victor! Black Power buddies!
    How Taliesin kept in character I have no idea, I'm literally here crying with laughter

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 років тому +4

      That's awesome! So how's your game going, dzi(several o's)?

    • @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist
      @ladyalfhildrforestofvioletmist 7 років тому +13

      Haha, that sounds great! Yeah, that's about where I started, too.
      I may or may not have actually killed a fellow party member at one point.
      But it was a one-shot, and he kept trying to kill my cheetah companion! Plus it was April Fools Day so he decided it would be funny to play a character who was racist against elves and my character happened to be a half-elf so he kept calling me "filthy keebler" because he decided keebler was an appropriate slur for elvish folk. He had that lightning bolt coming. You don't mess with Alfhildr's kitty. (Yes, my youtube name is also the name of my first ever D&D character)

    • @Prudenthermit
      @Prudenthermit 7 років тому +3

      Hahaha that scene is how i was convinced too

  • @allylavender3023
    @allylavender3023 7 років тому +185

    1:44:28 "My god, I love other people's problems."
    This is the most relatable Percy quote

  • @mars-the-ethereal9609
    @mars-the-ethereal9609 Рік тому +268

    this episode is a gift from god and im not even halfway in, from zahara and kash (and that with keyleth), the haggling, and Victor, im losing my mind laughing

  • @josephmort4039
    @josephmort4039 4 роки тому +688

    I'm still waiting for the time travel story where Percy becomes Viktor. Think about it, white hair, tinkerer, likes Vex... he's been waiting so long for his friends to come back and is so excited to see them he can't keep himself sane.

    • @kelbyrich3028
      @kelbyrich3028 4 роки тому +54

      Damn that's brilliant.

    • @Doodle_Dunce
      @Doodle_Dunce 4 роки тому +41

      But he would never let Ripply get powder for her experiments

    • @josephmort4039
      @josephmort4039 4 роки тому +57

      @@Doodle_Dunce But he can't ruin the timeline either.

    • @drewsedd7914
      @drewsedd7914 4 роки тому +35

      I know I’m late to the party, but how convenient that a certain fire oriented wizard has the ultimate goal of bending and traversing time...

    • @hushedtears
      @hushedtears 3 роки тому +1

      Omg thats brilliant

  • @Kettch17
    @Kettch17 6 років тому +634

    Matt's sarcasm at 1:13:20 ish is just ruthless. Given just how much control he has as a DM and how much smackdown he could theoretically bring down for all the power- and meta-gaming, his comments on their low opinion on healing potions is just raw. He's so good at keeping composure in these games, but that was so fun to watch. Savage.

    • @sythirius42
      @sythirius42 5 років тому +25

      Right lol, loved that.

    • @Anegor
      @Anegor 5 років тому +101

      They are partially right. Potions are VERY expensive for their amount of healing. Compared to a simple spell. The thing is, potions are meant to be, in 5e, last resort, im about to die, resource. while the party has been chucking them down like candies to heal like 10 hp.

    • @christopherarmstrong8255
      @christopherarmstrong8255 5 років тому +33

      Matt's potions are a lot more expensive than typical in 5e though to be fair, although that might be partially because of the cleric monopoly on potions in Vasselheim? I really wish I could remember how much they cost from Gilmore's.

    • @Ask4This
      @Ask4This 4 роки тому +58

      @@christopherarmstrong8255 its because he allows potions to be used as a bonus action instead of requiring a regualr action making them vastly more versatile.

    • @laurenreese6462
      @laurenreese6462 4 роки тому +12

      That vendor SCAMMED THE HELL out of Vex. It was what, $2700 or something worth of potions he sold them for $5000 (did he take the $750 of junk too?) claiming that's a discount for the Take? He gave them a "discount" of $1500 and took out one of the superior potions?
      Why don't any of them pay attention to how much things are worth? Vex at least should definitely know that.

  • @ramonvdklooster9206
    @ramonvdklooster9206 8 років тому +365

    Damn, Will and Mary are such great additions to the party. They should be on far more often. Amazing episode!

    • @ramonvdklooster9206
      @ramonvdklooster9206 8 років тому +25

      +Ramon vd Klooster Also.. Victor... Wow matt, that was some amazing shit. Tears from laughing ;)

  • @mayaenglish5424
    @mayaenglish5424 2 роки тому +265

    1:20:48 lol I've watched this a thousand times and I only just noticed Taliesin mime quickly pouring out the coffee while Victor wasn't looking. I think I was usually too busy watching Liam dying and Matt being insane Plus the Ripley reveal impact in the top camera box. You have to really pay attention watching this show!

  • @ChrisHartland
    @ChrisHartland 6 років тому +1739

    I've been running through this series as fast as I can and I often scroll through the comments to find peoples Indexing when I need to find my place.
    But that also means seeing a lot sucky comments about how, for some reason, a small portion of viewers seems to HATE the whole party.
    If you're watching this two years behind, like me, please remember: They're just people having fun. They meta-game a bit. They don't make always make the absolute most efficient tactical decisions. Sometimes they're super dumb with spells.
    But do you know what? You're still watching. It's still fun. Don't rat on people for making mistakes or not remembering every single spell or sometimes like, y'know, doing stuff for shits and giggles and not for the absolute strictest RP going.

    • @someonessidechannel1485
      @someonessidechannel1485 5 років тому +76

      Woo! I can relate to you

    • @searaph
      @searaph 5 років тому +139

      I'm trying to catch up like you and there are a lot of people who hate the mistakes, and especially Keylith. Making mistakes is a part of the fun, part of the experience here, and with home games.

    • @etiennecote-lapierre617
      @etiennecote-lapierre617 5 років тому +89

      I love this thread. I, too, was disheartened by some comments. It's good to see nice critters in the comments too :)

    • @benjaminolson7206
      @benjaminolson7206 5 років тому +84

      A thousand upvotes. Hate comments for a youtube video is one thing, but how are there people who have gotten through 40-some episodes disliking the players, the characters, and or they style of play. I suppose some people just have one person they like or whatever, but how does that get you through a three to four hour episode.

    • @MidgetPally521
      @MidgetPally521 5 років тому +40

      Wait you mean they are just friends playing a game whhhhaaatttt? /s

  • @thedreamer6930
    @thedreamer6930 4 роки тому +418

    I love that look from Matt has he looks around the room as everyone is RPing in person flawlessly after the guests arrive. Just seeing all his efforts come together in these moments, has to be one of the most fulfilling feelings there is.

    • @TheRealPaulquappe
      @TheRealPaulquappe Рік тому +6

      12:49 begin and 16:36 end of this scene. Matt does not say a thing, and i love the whole thing!

  • @Dantalisman
    @Dantalisman 4 роки тому +508

    Watching Matt silently laugh into the table after "I'm Taco not Hotdog" made me so happy. He so rarely breaks.

    • @Luinta
      @Luinta 4 роки тому +23

      To be fair, while it is not a sandwich, a hotdog IS a soft shell taco...

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 4 роки тому +19

      Also the delightful cackling when Vex flirts at Victor

    • @tannertadlock7741
      @tannertadlock7741 4 роки тому +14

      @@Luinta the bisexual motto

  • @jamiemiller1991
    @jamiemiller1991 3 роки тому +292

    The fact that Victor is not only a ridiculously colorful character, but also has character progression makes him the single greatest NPC in the whole campaign 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Gambit0590
      @Gambit0590 Рік тому +11

      He's great, but Gilmore's better

    • @kaybadberg534
      @kaybadberg534 Рік тому +6

      @@Gambit0590 everyone loves Gilmore but you never know what you’ll get with Victor

    • @Gambit0590
      @Gambit0590 Рік тому +5

      @@kaybadberg534 I don't disagree, Gilmore is greater, Victor is more entertaining

  • @GreenShell212
    @GreenShell212 4 роки тому +873

    Speaking as a fresh Critter, this is easily my favourite episode of Critical Role so far. The return of Brother Kash and Zara, Lady Kima, Victor the Black Power Merchant; all made this a fantastic watch. And that fight with Earth-Breaker Groon was both intense and hilarious. So good!

    • @impastabowl2328
      @impastabowl2328 4 роки тому +23

      Greeno666 right up there with Consequences and Cows

    • @davidbergfors6820
      @davidbergfors6820 4 роки тому +1

      I totally agree!

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 4 роки тому +22

      I'm a Crit Role noob too, I've been watching for about a month and gotten this far.
      This has got to be top 3 episodes so far. It's got laughs and feels.

    • @alleyoliver3315
      @alleyoliver3315 3 роки тому +6

      Just under a month in, and I agree! What a relievingly light episode after so much darkness and stress!

    • @adamshinabarger
      @adamshinabarger 3 роки тому +17

      Its hard to top the Scanlan vs the House in Whitestone episode for me, but this was definitely a great episode.

  • @Skillzerz1298
    @Skillzerz1298 5 років тому +288

    I come back to this episode just to see Liam’s joy when Victor appears

    • @chrisparker6517
      @chrisparker6517 5 років тому +12

      Victor is, was and always will be my favorite NPC.

  • @bocconom
    @bocconom 5 років тому +364

    When Grog picked Vax and Scanlan, Liam's astonished look was priceless. That whole scene is one of my very favorites.

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 4 роки тому +88

      That's when Vax realised that Grog does the things he does because he legitimately loved Vax as family. Sure, the beard shaving REALLY pissed off Grog, but that little prank was the beginning of a beautiful friendship between the two of them. Their dynamic is so often overlooked, and so rarely played with but when it's shown it's marvelous

    • @isaac8734
      @isaac8734 4 роки тому +33

      @@nuru666 I agree grog protects him fiercely while also respect him greatly and differing to him sometimes looking for his answers most of all like last episode with the clasp

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 роки тому +40

      I knew Grog was going to pick Vax. As much as they clash, and as much as Vax thinks Grog hates him, I think Vax is actually the one Grog trusts the most (aside from probably Pike).

    • @darkvizardking69
      @darkvizardking69 3 роки тому +34

      @@NoriMori1992 because for all the crazy shit Vax does even Grog can see that the man is loyal to the group. As someone raised in a pack mentality that's something Grog can respect. Even more so seeing as Vax takes it for the team quite often.

    • @BRHency
      @BRHency 3 роки тому +37

      Also Vax has been barreling into situations that'll probably get him killed, but for good reasons. I believe a Barbarian would think that was pretty metal of him.

  • @abrown6539
    @abrown6539 3 роки тому +601

    Synopsis begins at 5:10, game at 6:31. Break from 1:45:52 to 2:00:00. Game ends at 3:43:05.
    [I've been doing this for every episode. If you find them useful, or think others might, please comment so they stay near the top where people can be find them. Thank you.]

    • @wolverinehobbit1
      @wolverinehobbit1 2 роки тому +6

      Boost

    • @misharu-here
      @misharu-here 2 роки тому +11

      BOOST! (I always try and find your comment in every video, its like wheres Waldo)

    • @wolverinehobbit1
      @wolverinehobbit1 2 роки тому +4

      @@misharu-here Yeah lol been searching for a while

    • @Wiles731
      @Wiles731 2 роки тому +4

      Had to scroll WAY too much. BOOST

    • @misharu-here
      @misharu-here 2 роки тому +1

      @@Wiles731 welcome new critter 🤗

  • @WontonTV
    @WontonTV 7 років тому +557

    1:20:52 Percy dumps out the coffee while Victor is looking away LOL
    Subtle, but hilarious moment

    • @EnDSchultz1
      @EnDSchultz1 7 років тому +50

      Taliesin is so good at this.

    • @nathanielranney9163
      @nathanielranney9163 6 років тому +5

      EnDSchultz Considering he and Marisha are the only ones that carried over from Matt's previous campaign, they have plenty of experience.

    • @magicalsleeper
      @magicalsleeper 5 років тому +27

      That encounter with Victor is more than reason enough to watch and not just listen to the audio only podcast.

    • @Marpaws
      @Marpaws 4 роки тому

      OMG yes !

    • @UrbanJackal
      @UrbanJackal 4 роки тому +1

      @@magicalsleeper I Don't know how anyone can just listen and not watch.

  • @esoteric_squid
    @esoteric_squid 4 роки тому +874

    "are you more of a Vax man or a Vex man?"
    I mean, yes? Yes.

    • @thatpinhead7543
      @thatpinhead7543 3 роки тому +15

      69th like
      Also, taco not hotdog

    • @SomeKindaSpy
      @SomeKindaSpy 3 роки тому +5

      @@thatpinhead7543 2nd. and hotdog, not taco

    • @thatpinhead7543
      @thatpinhead7543 3 роки тому +16

      @@SomeKindaSpy First like. Hotdog AND taco.

    • @KoonsieN7
      @KoonsieN7 3 роки тому +4

      @@thatpinhead7543 I second this

    • @Brandonious15987
      @Brandonious15987 3 роки тому +3

      Nah its Vax and I'm straight.

  • @benjones4908
    @benjones4908 7 років тому +117

    Matt Mercer is a god. Not only a fantastic story teller, but an amazing actor/VA as well. The guy is a unique talent that deserves all the recognition he can/does get.

  • @Velmarox
    @Velmarox 3 роки тому +708

    59:10 Scanlan: "Those are the Knick-Knacks of Kah!"
    Tal: "Taken from the Paddy-Whack Temple."
    Once again, the king of the underappreciated one liners that only Marisha hears.

    • @luminousarrow2849
      @luminousarrow2849 Рік тому +18

      I love the appreciation Taliesin gets from Rish in those moments 🖤

  • @krispinkeyes6542
    @krispinkeyes6542 5 років тому +256

    I loved Grog's "date" with Kern.

  • @p0mander877
    @p0mander877 5 років тому +383

    Vax: Do you know what math is?
    Grog: Mathis?
    *dead*

  • @Exsol300
    @Exsol300 5 років тому +228

    "She gave us a lot to sphinx about."
    Scanlan... don't change.

  • @cjbrown1979
    @cjbrown1979 Рік тому +180

    "I go taco, not hot dog." At that, Matt buries his head in his arms and quietly sighs.

  • @singerofsongs468
    @singerofsongs468 7 років тому +327

    Fraternal twin here; Laura and Liam continue to nail it. 10/10

    • @rpggamer8468
      @rpggamer8468 5 років тому +4

      You ever confuse vex for vax percy?

    • @Sandied
      @Sandied 5 років тому +10

      Identical twin here, and yes they do.

    • @Larissawesome
      @Larissawesome 4 роки тому +3

      Same here, and I wholeheartedly agree with you.

    • @Caitydid561
      @Caitydid561 4 роки тому +5

      They also continue to nail sibling interactions in general.

  • @bradleyfanguy5441
    @bradleyfanguy5441 7 років тому +175

    Vex: "He's gonna take care of her!!"
    Vax: *whispers* I already Have.

  • @ScorchHellfire
    @ScorchHellfire 4 роки тому +278

    1:13:20 Passive aggressive Matt embodying the general irkedness of all NPC merchants is best Matt. XD

  • @dolphin64575
    @dolphin64575 2 роки тому +289

    2:42:40
    Keyleth and Kashaw trying to talk about their feelings
    Taliesin: Gone, can't keep it together anymore, physically holding the laughter in with his hands.

    • @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll
      @TimpanistMoth_AyKayEll 2 роки тому +35

      Yeah, so much for Mr. "I did two years on a sitcom, I can do this all day" XD

    • @smashbrandiscootch719
      @smashbrandiscootch719 Рік тому +4

      Zorth in C2 broke Tal too. Then again, Zorth broke us all.

  • @IM_ProphetSoup
    @IM_ProphetSoup 4 роки тому +289

    Last episode when the players ssid they wanted to check in on Kashaw and Zahra, I was like that would be awesome if they could.
    Start of episode Will and Mary come to the table.....*big smile on my face*

    • @kathrynthomas6390
      @kathrynthomas6390 4 роки тому +15

      One of the times "metagaming" actually adds to the game for us, at least

  • @trautsj
    @trautsj 4 роки тому +331

    "Grog Strongjaw, Where do you find your strength?"
    "In my friends!"
    FUCKING PERFECTION!

    • @definitelynotadam
      @definitelynotadam 2 роки тому +4

      Especially those who open up to him...

    • @dragonheart1236
      @dragonheart1236 2 роки тому +4

      @@definitelynotadam "I steal the strength of my friends, that is my secret"

  • @simsamsammie
    @simsamsammie 4 роки тому +427

    Marisha's face journey during Vex's "want me to kill that guy for you" talk is EVERYTHING

  • @mothwizard3095
    @mothwizard3095 3 роки тому +197

    Vax, Vex, Kashaw, and Zhara collectively agreeing on how hot Keyleth is is my favorite thing

  • @derfelpendragon5080
    @derfelpendragon5080 5 років тому +1056

    Thanks to Kyshakk:
    02:33 - Sam recaps
    08:50 - The most important errand that needs to be done
    11:08 - Grog wants a time limit on the shopping
    13:11 - The return of Kashaw and Zahra!
    13:36 - Zahra and Grog are best friends
    14:08 - Kashaw and Keyleth are awkward
    14:50 - Zahra and Vex are awesome
    15:01 - Kashaw and Grog are not on the same page
    15:49 - Kashaw and Percy don't speak the same language
    19:48 - Grog's not great with the counting
    40:19 - Zahra understands Grog
    40:39 - Kashaw speaks the truth
    41:35 - Kashaw sums it all up
    43:35 - Vox Machina has quite the to do list
    44:08 - A little Grog wisdom
    48:00 - Scanlan understands Vanessa
    49:01 - Kashaw and Zahra are awesome together
    50:01 - Vex can read your fucking lips
    51:21 - The twins discuss Keyleth
    53:36 - Vex's favored enemy
    55:49 - Do you know what math is?
    57:13 - Kashaw asks the important questions
    58:49 - This is what happens with Vox Machina haggles as a group
    1:04:25 - Kashaw intimidates for the first time in his life
    1:15:56 - The black powder merchant
    1:25:00 - Zahra drinks hard
    1:26:31 - Grog will forever be known as Phillip
    1:28:07 - The difference between Percy and Scanlan
    1:31:41 - Planning is even worse when they're drunk
    1:33:49 - Grog and Kern are ex-lovers
    1:39:45 - Kashaw is not prepared for drunk Vox Machina
    1:43:30 - Vax is stuck in the closet
    1:44:29 - Do you go for Rogues or Rangers?
    2:00:09 - Oh, shit, we forgot something.
    2:15:32 - Kima kicks ass
    2:34:07 - Kima is Grog's kindred spirit
    2:35:36 - Kashaw knows when to intimidate and when to be quiet
    2:40:33 - The Earthbreaker is awesome
    2:41:23 - Kashaw and Keyleth don't clear anything up
    2:47:50 - Sesame Street
    2:51:33 - Grog chooses his dodgeball team
    2:57:09 - Poor Scanlan
    3:00:42 - The little gnome shocks all the monks
    3:02:48 - Sam courts death
    3:10:51 - Kill that monkey douche bag
    3:14:45 - Vax almost dies
    3:30:47 - Kashaw is loving this fight
    3:38:02 - Scanlan is always trying to impress someone

    • @Levsa399
      @Levsa399 5 років тому +35

      gustavo farrant

    • @kiddo6393
      @kiddo6393 5 років тому +25

      I love these things because when you see th out of context it's super weird and when you get to it it's somehow even better

    • @user-jd5nu5kh3k
      @user-jd5nu5kh3k 5 років тому +5

      +

    • @Hyena_runner
      @Hyena_runner 5 років тому +53

      1:45:30 break starts
      Matt does some dm tips in middle of break
      1:59:00 break ends

    • @Vakuma2point0
      @Vakuma2point0 5 років тому +5

      Thank you!

  • @Introbulus
    @Introbulus 5 років тому +187

    "But people, not weird creatures."
    I mean, a Goliath, three half-elves, a tiefling, a gnome, a bear...

  • @UltimaPowers
    @UltimaPowers 8 років тому +166

    Wow that was definitely one of the funniest episodes so far. Victor was easily the highlight for me, a much deserved ovation for Matt right there.

  • @danielribeiro1433
    @danielribeiro1433 2 роки тому +91

    I love that went Kashaw says that he won money by betting on Kerns, Grog becomes super proud of that, not understanding that he bet on Grog losing.

  • @Corey5268
    @Corey5268 6 років тому +83

    Oh my god. Liam's "it's dark in this closet" made me laugh so hard that I'm in tears.

  • @smOVERCOMINGITALL
    @smOVERCOMINGITALL 5 років тому +345

    Kash is fantastic lol i think of clerics as sweet and humble and he is just the total opposite and it's amazing to see play out.

    • @nem0men_901
      @nem0men_901 4 роки тому +3

      He's gotten much better since his first appearance

    • @honeysuckel1351
      @honeysuckel1351 4 роки тому +1

      Sweet and humble. The exact wrong way to describe jester

    • @nem0men_901
      @nem0men_901 4 роки тому +3

      @Indecisive N.E.E.T Perhaps you're right. I've been thinking about the way he'd interact with other members of Vox Machina if he was a part of the group

  • @Quiverpen
    @Quiverpen 8 років тому +699

    Craven Edge is basically a clingy girlfriend that doesn't like it when you hang with your other buddies.

    • @OrionX700
      @OrionX700 8 років тому +78

      But with more murder.

    • @airawolf4261
      @airawolf4261 8 років тому +104

      +OrionX700 depends on the clingy girlfriend

    • @RedBzerkr
      @RedBzerkr 8 років тому +14

      less really.

    • @woodslore8537
      @woodslore8537 7 років тому +5

      Craven edge reminds me a lot of Charon's Claw.

    • @robertunderwood2439
      @robertunderwood2439 7 років тому +5

      I've always thought it spelled Kraven Edge. Ah still cool.

  • @acetraineraster5171
    @acetraineraster5171 3 роки тому +617

    "There's only one man for me"
    "It sure is dark in this closet!"
    I LOVE VAX SO MUCH HIS BISEXUAL ENERGY IS SO STRONG IN THIS EPISODE

  • @KirillTheBeast
    @KirillTheBeast 7 років тому +156

    That gunpowder merchant is basically the best thing in this entire show.

  • @patricmann1560
    @patricmann1560 5 років тому +811

    me watching campaign 2 before finishing campaign 1: "Wow, Vox Machina had a much better moral compass than M9, I guess they were tired of playing real heroes."
    me watching Grog and Kashaw threaten a simple shopkeeper's family: "...oh"

    • @scottshaw8864
      @scottshaw8864 5 років тому +53

      Not only them, Vax and Vex were definitely part of that too.

    • @Anegor
      @Anegor 5 років тому +86

      These guys are playing no heroes. They are scoundrels with power and fame, and it's great

    • @TheAlienGinger
      @TheAlienGinger 5 років тому +99

      @@Anegor That's why I like the M9, they have no absolutely zero fame. They're just a dysfunctional family of assholes.

    • @reedk2402
      @reedk2402 4 роки тому +46

      Ya I doubt they ever wanted to play hero’s. You got a lot of “neutral” alignments. Pike is pretty much the moral compass of vox and without her they stray from any form of good.

    • @Solafar_VB
      @Solafar_VB 4 роки тому +23

      That shopkeeper had it comming, even after all of this he overcharged them, they payed 5750 GP for high estimate of 3500 GP

  • @marias5685
    @marias5685 5 років тому +227

    “there’s only one man for me” VAXILDAN-

  • @Tyr_Archalion
    @Tyr_Archalion Рік тому +141

    "Yes, it's Percival. Do you remember me?"
    "NO!"
    1:17:23

  • @dallasapollo
    @dallasapollo 4 роки тому +157

    This ep has one of my favorite encounters to date: seeing Liam absolutely lose his shit over Matt’s powder dealer. If I ever need to feel better I think I’ll just watch this.

  • @B82REZ_
    @B82REZ_ 4 роки тому +328

    Travis's face in every damn episode. When everyone else is crying, Travis is beaming because he is in awe of Matt's talents. And when some serious conversation is happening he is silently screaming and grinning tin the background. I love him

    • @diablo595
      @diablo595 Рік тому +3

      Travis is the group hype man and Sam is a master of comedic timing.

    • @Archangelous1337
      @Archangelous1337 Рік тому +3

      Yeah and the only exception I've seen to this is when they realize it's Gilmore in the room in the last episode (episode before? It's hard to keep track binge watching lol) and he's intently watching Matt and then gets serious and leans forward. Only time I've seen him stop being in awe and actually showing care for a character.

  • @mikaylaellamae8283
    @mikaylaellamae8283 7 років тому +239

    Grog knows what's up for his team.
    Pike for healing
    Vax for damage
    and Scanlan for humor

    • @HenriqueErzinger
      @HenriqueErzinger 6 років тому +14

      nah, scanlan might be the most competent member overall

  • @calebfreeman8284
    @calebfreeman8284 2 роки тому +231

    Kashaw, Keyleth, and Vax'illdan caught in a love triangle, Zhara and Vex'hallia very interested, grog reconciling with Kern. Percy and (out of all party members) Scanlan just hanging out clinking 🍻 and having an uncomplicated day.

  • @TroySpartan247
    @TroySpartan247 8 років тому +118

    as far as performance and acting goes, this has to be one episodes so far. between the drunk antics, Mercer's performance of the shop clerk, and the quiet climax of the fight, this was an emotionally uplifting episdoe

  • @martinovallejo
    @martinovallejo 4 роки тому +181

    Those moments when Liam just has to praise Matt for one thing or the other are just lovely, and VERY well deserved

  • @dainblack8289
    @dainblack8289 4 роки тому +151

    I'm usually pretty impressed with things, but specifically Mercer's ability to improv the sphynx's dialogue and craft a coherent story out of the questions asked is just astounding. I get that he has notes and a story outline prepared, but being able to spin it into a believable conversation and remaining in character throughout is something beyond talent.

  • @isaiahwelch8066
    @isaiahwelch8066 3 роки тому +210

    I just gotta say, Matt's portrayal of Viktor was ridiculously hilarious -- especially when somebody said something about Viktor's "character progression."

    • @Owlinsweatpants
      @Owlinsweatpants Рік тому +4

      Yeah. Moment when Persy asked about Victor’s experiments and Matt just showed three fingers as the answer just killed me

  • @ChaoticDuelist
    @ChaoticDuelist 5 років тому +340

    "Where do you find your strength?"
    Grog, "my friends"
    Made my ass tear up

    • @RobTausteelie
      @RobTausteelie 4 роки тому +16

      Ass tears! 😂😂😂

    • @thatpinhead7543
      @thatpinhead7543 3 роки тому +2

      69th like.

    • @Warlock4569
      @Warlock4569 3 роки тому +2

      I want to like but it wouldn’t be 69.....

    • @shinybugg9156
      @shinybugg9156 3 роки тому +6

      I know this is old, but that sounds like a problem

    • @JB-xl2jc
      @JB-xl2jc 3 роки тому +4

      This got an awesome callback in Campaign 2. Or rather a reference, unintentional or not.