I used to wonder that same thing, but after once making a similar video myself, I was able to observe just how one thing can gradually transition into something else entirely. Especially when it comes to words with multiple meanings wherein Google will interpret the wrong one, or when a language lacks a direct translation for a word and so has to improvise.
Vader still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva. EDIT: He is also no longer empty and frantic, like a cat tied to a stick that is driven into frozen winter shit.
I love how the video suggests that Luke is becoming more and more confused and annoyed by Palpatine's incomprehensible rambling until the end where he's finally had enough. His face at 2:15 was perfect.
"ZOMERO ZOO ZOO YOU ARE SOLID *PULLS OUT LIGHTSABER* ": exists "YOU ARE A SAUCY BOY. WHAT, YOU EGG?! *HE STABS HIM* ": FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
Luke should consider himself lucky. My father can't even ngengkokkeun with the lights on, let alone in the dark...he's a great guy, but his inability to ngengkokkeun is kind of embarrassing.
_I knew it gets serious when gogged left the throne room._ _Then I was afraid that Skywalker Youth will turn to dark side of the ngengkokkeun while he Zamero Zoo Zoo'd, but in the end he was solid as nobody else could stop his father to cry._
The internet version of the user’s guide is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...
Is it possible to learn this *guide* ?
@topcommentgod
This is my favorite one
@@genesius624 not from a *phisical version of the user's guide*
Genesius 15 “Not from a Gogged.”
How on earth did "You no longer need those" get translated to "this is the internet's version of the user's guide" ??
Wow.
tubez4321 I’m hesitant to believe it
144 times on google translation is enough
The Internet version of the user's guide is a pathway to many abilities, some considered unnatural
Google translate is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
I used to wonder that same thing, but after once making a similar video myself, I was able to observe just how one thing can gradually transition into something else entirely. Especially when it comes to words with multiple meanings wherein Google will interpret the wrong one, or when a language lacks a direct translation for a word and so has to improvise.
Nobody can stop my cry
nobody..
The feels are strong with this one
@@elathiaskade7311 they Work for joker King of Pop Art der Kommunikation
Mood
Darth vader is depressed
“Nobody can stop my cry”
“die and die in the flower”
= basically Anakin and Padmé at the end of rots
OMG
Anakin:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ouch
Good
Ouch
"Nobody can stop my cry"
*I felt that*
Guarda un po'. Pure Mortebianca dimostra di essere uomo di cultura
@@supertommy1000ify yes
Oh ma guarda un po' chi c'è
Anche Mortebianca guarda questi video... Sono commosso
Babies in the nutshell
"Gogged, leave us"
Gogged: aight imma head out
I'm totally referring to the Emperor's Royal Guard as "The Gogged" from now on.
Kid named gogged:
@@bradleydelay 😂😂😂
“Zemero zoo zoo, you are solid.”
Imagine if this is how Jedi and Sith ignited their sabers before a battle?
I imagine that sometimes.
You mean like in Space Balls or Blue Harvest?
Don't give Lucas any ideas
@@iaobtc Disney*
Sounds like some British banter
“I am not here.”
“A baby”
Foreshadowing the Mandolorian AND Rise of Skywalker?
Lmao
It was all ridden from the start
"Yoir great hope is your parents"
🌝
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 OHHHHHHHHH
"Your great hope is your parents"
-"Based on your friends"
LOL, BUSTED
-Nobody can stop my cry
All that happened was part of my project
Ohhhh snap!
Luke got verbally murdered by him
Zozero zoo zoo
"Luke..."
'Father, no.'
"Luke... tell your sister...
you were... right.
I can ngengkokkeun in the dark...'
I just wanted to be the only comment on this thread
Your pfp is cute :3
Dammit...
It's too hard to ngengkokken in the dark
Slow ngengkokkeun in the dark is my favourite Jooj song
Luke: "I'm going to die soon, you and me".
Disney:"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA".
This is probably how the scripts got made
30+ years aren't really soon lol
Kylo Ren: I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.
Rey: So what does that make us?
Kylo Ren: Absolutely nothing.
Jammy Gamer Better than Lucas writing.
GhostShipSupreme I struggle to understand this comment but damn you’ve got my attention.
Luke: "I'm going to die soon. You and me"
Palpatine: *Nervous laughing*
Attacks on the revolution will be considered.
@@a_tree5793 Yes, here is a friend safe here
Somehow palpatine returned
- Light
- Oh no Jedi weapons
The authorities are mini.
So you need to know?
Your father can’t *_ngengkokkeun_* in the dark
*THE BEST ARMY IS WAITING*
Attacks on the revolution will be considered
*B a s e d o n y o u r f r i e n d s*
“This is the Internet version of the users guide”
_handcuffs open_
lol
Sounds like every TES game
Is it possible to learn this power?
@@markosofranic3905 Not from an English speaker
This was the password to the lock
“The alliance was able to find the shield generator” was the most coherent thing here
I don't know. The "Your father can't ngengkokken in the dark" line made sense to me.
@@thegreatmonacage3782
Ngengkokkeun*
Jesus Christ, don't they teach you anything in school anymore? 🤦♂️
@@atrioxfulminare2945 lol
A lot of the comments on this video are also shredded English and it's making my brain hurt
*WELCOME, SKYWALKER YOUTH*
"Trapped like a fleet of rebels"
Why this hasn't become a figure of speech yet is beyond me.
And so shall we make it!
"Your great hope is your parents"
"Based on your friends"
*Destruction 100*
Nobody can stop my cry
I don't get it
😂😂
unfunny 100 reddit 100 kenu reves wholsome chungus 100
People that use reddit are gay
When this dialogue makes mores sense than The Rise of Skywalker
Maybe it would have actually been good I'd instead of saying "I am all of the Jedi" Rey said zemero zoo zoo
@@taloob493
That would have subverted our expectations XD
@@taloob493 At least it wouldn't be copying avengers endgame
Take a seat, young Skywalker..
oh yes
“Zemero zoo zoo”
*”He is speaking the language of the Gods”*
Your father can't nngengkokkeun in the dark
is it just me or does "Zemero zoo zoo" sound like palpatine is trying to summon the zulu?
@@TryhardTechy i don't know zulu, so I can't comment.
Palpatine: "Welcome Skywalker youth, I am waiting for you"
Also Palpatine: "Who you are?"
i can't stop thinking about the way vader says "light"
Ľlight
OH NO, JEDI WEAPONS
@@pegasoltaeclair0611 the authorities are mini
*LIGHT*
@@alumlovescake So, you need to know? Your father can't ngekngockun in the dark
Me: i will not laugh at this.
“Welcome, Skywalker youth. This is the internet version of the user’s guide”
Me: *unintelligible screeching*
69 likes... nice
"Me" is grammatically incorrect. So is him, her and them in this context.
Arghah Thanks for your input. We are currently trying to resolve the problem. If you have any troubles, please call 1-666-420-FUCKYOU for assistance.
@@dergenmusic2081 Alphabetic letters never appear in phone numbers.
Arghah some do
Nobody:
Vader: nobody can stop my cry
Vader still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva.
EDIT: He is also no longer empty and frantic, like a cat tied to a stick that is driven into frozen winter shit.
Every Dragon Ball Z character ever
@@GlaceonStudios Calm, fitter, healthier and more productive too
Nobody can stop his cry
@@miguelzeballos4269 A pig, in a cage, on antibiotics.
Vader: Light.
Sidious: Oh no, a Jedi’s weapon.
He’s not wrong . . . ???
"I am looking for your training"
"You are screaming"
"Get it?"
@SenpaiReitz *L I G H T*
@SenpaiReitz The authorities are mini
@@twohandedswordsman852 you're father can't ngengkakkeun in the dark. This will happen.
@@redryder7521 You'll be a man. I'm going to die soon. _You and me_
@@twohandedswordsman852 HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaHAhahaHA-HOO-HA
I want to get “attacks on the revolution will be considered” on a shirt.
Me two
"L I G H T"
"Oh no"
The authorities are mini
Sith in a nutshell
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahahaha
-Every main villain, ever
"Zemero zoo zoo, you are solid" actually sounds like a spell a fairy would use.
You’ve successfully transformed one of the most emotionally climactic scenes in film history into a hysterical shitpost. Thank you.
Between the prequels and the Skywalker trilogy there was nothing emotionally significant left anyway
@@iaobtc don't you dare compare the shit of disney with the prequels. The prequels are Star Wars, the other is Shit Wars
Luke: *starts to get angry*
Palpatine: "Oh im not here"
Zemero zoo zoo you are solid
-Emperor Sheev Palpatine
Have I just stumbled across another JayExci viewer?
That was the worst at least for Luke
@@Fluffisnoterm Don't know if he is, but you found him, and now I've found you. Does that count, fellow Rhino Farmer?
Jotaro Kujo Geode.
Apparently, "Zemero zoo zoo" is an even worse insult than "Maclunky"
How about "You are solid"
1:00 “the dark side of the force is a pathway to many ability’s some consider to be unnatural”
Sir, you just filled every dark side plot hole in SW!
Reaper
Freakin Samara from the Ring
DEJA VU
I’VE JUST BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
Keep replaying 1:00
*Run*
Trapped like a fleet of rebels. That could actually be a pretty cool analogy.
Yeah that was good actually 😂😂
1:10 when you're gonna talk trash about someone's father, but you remember you're on a kid show
“Your father can’t MaKe a caCOoN iN dA DaRK.” What are you talking about bro, that was a great roast.
Nobody:
Babies at 2am: *nobody can stop my cry*
A baby
*D I E A N D D I E I N T H E F L O W E R*
Well your father cant ngenkuntang
*DESTRUCTION 100%*
I was going to like your comment but u have 69 likes and I can't ruin that
Yo mama jokes papa edition
@@joseevb04 np
@@Missingno_Miner yeah
ngengkokkeun*
"Your great hope is your parents"
_Based on your friends_
XDD "Nobody can stop my cry" XD VADER IS RIGHT...
CrackedGrin no u
NOOoooOooOOooooOOOOOO!!
OMG RELATABLE XDXDXDXDDDD
Fuck you.. Kids like you shouldn't be on the internet
Alternative title:
"Star Wars but everyone had a bit much to drink"
Drank too much of Qui-Gon's gin
66 likes don't let this change
ngengkokkeun in the dark if you have to
2:12- Die and die in a flower
"Nobody can stop my cry" - Anakin's manta for the entire prequels
i don’t even remember what palpatine really said to luke after watching this
“Wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark”
?!!?!!?!!!!!!!!??
He wanted a new wheelchair made of treebark from Endor because it's style is killing in the Sith retirement house
Emperor.exe stopped working 😂😂
1:00 that is terrifying
Ikr...
Palpatine Sprinting
either that or vader gets to ngengkokkeun in the dark
I love how the video suggests that Luke is becoming more and more confused and annoyed by Palpatine's incomprehensible rambling until the end where he's finally had enough. His face at 2:15 was perfect.
Nobody:
Vader: *L I G H T*
*Oh no*
@@mamacofeliz6025 *jedi weapons*
Sounds like Ľlight
Vader: Light
Luke: Laser Sword
Vader moth
Darth: "Nobody can stop my cry"
Same bro
Someone needs to do this again but with an entire star wars movie.
Kamil Kluczewski look up backstroke of the west
Star War the Third: Backstroke of the West
James Gravil very unoriginal comment
James Gravil by that logic, racial stereotypes are probably true as well
SupremeLeader GNKdroid how the fuck does that even equate you psychopath
“Nobody can stop my cry”
I felt that.
“ *NOBODY CAN STOP MY CRY* “
Me too Vader
0:11 me and dad walking to the principals office
00:35 "This is the internet version of the user's guide." WTF
Nobody:
Palpatine after 144 google translations: Your father can't ngengkokkeun in the dark
i can't ngengkokkeun at all
I ngengkokkeun'ed twice this morning.
"Nobody can stop my cry."
NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Palpatine’s laugh match his speed shuffle when he comes out of the chair.
“Zemero Zoo Zoo” was just a step too far for Luke.
"Wheelchair built in is deadly"
- Palpatine
Zemero zoo zoo
You are solid
Same energy as what, you egg? he stabs him
"ZOMERO ZOO ZOO
YOU ARE SOLID
*PULLS OUT LIGHTSABER* ": exists
"YOU ARE A SAUCY BOY.
WHAT, YOU EGG?!
*HE STABS HIM* ": FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!
“Wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark”
Star Wars Theory: The deadly Endor bark helped Vader kill Palpatine
Your father can't ngengkokkeunin the dark. This will happen.
@@angellush3440 Contradictory predictions? Palpatine will be a man _and_ dead. Also, he laughs at "I'm going to die soon, you and me!"?
“A tax on the revolution will be considered” - and people say the original trilogy doesn’t have politics.
The problem is it says attack not a tax
Sidious was scarier than most of the scary movies, in this movie.
That internet users guide line was horrifying
"Zemero zoo zoo" was a secret keyword to attack Luke.Given by Palpatine to Vader. How clever...
“I’m going to die soon”
Wat!? That was suppose to be my line
XDDDDDDDDDD
Bruh
@@freederfinn5904
DO WHAT MUST BE DONE.
L I G H T
L I G H T
This is actually the script for The Rise of SkywalkerNgengkokkeun
Your great hope is your parents
BASED ON YOUR FRIENDS
Luke should consider himself lucky. My father can't even ngengkokkeun with the lights on, let alone in the dark...he's a great guy, but his inability to ngengkokkeun is kind of embarrassing.
1:18
Palpatine.exe not responding
Error 144
_I knew it gets serious when gogged left the throne room._
_Then I was afraid that Skywalker Youth will turn to dark side of the ngengkokkeun while he Zamero Zoo Zoo'd, but in the end he was solid as nobody else could stop his father to cry._
Seba92000
Poetry
let's all honor Darth Vader and ngengkokkeun in the dark
2:24 "Zemero Zoo Zoo"
My new catch phrase!
This is what reading a philosophy assignment feels like.
Nobody:
Mothes in the window at night: 1:01
M o t h
Lämp
When Palpatine said “ your father can’t ngengkokkeun in the dark” I felt that
I need a shirt with "Die and die in the flower" written on it
“They are trapped like a fleet of rebels”
Oof, that burn
When palpating said wheelchair built in is deadly Endor bark I felt that
*_"Oh no, Jedi weapons"_*
This masterpiece was recommended end of Jan 2020 to me. I could've laughed my ass off half a year ago. The inefficiency of youtube is killing me.
Everybody gangsta until their dad ngenkokkeun them
let's ngengkokkeun
UA-cam's close captions in a nutshell.
ThrillTrain200 As for the actual closed captions of the video... they’re pretty accurate!
*I’m looking for your training.*
*Get it?*
Me: Hahaha yeah
Still makes WAY more sense than the Disney Trilogy.
Do these jokes EVER get old?
No way
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Nah
@@Neoniq41 Ten years from now everyone will love the sequels
@@ChangedMyNameFinally69 Only if your inteligence is that of a cockroach lmao
2:25 Palpatine being an actual old warlock
Why this isn't one of the all-time great memes is beyond my comprehension.
1:56 when you really agree with a facebook post but don't have anything to add to it
Nobody :
Not a single soul :
Vader : *Light*
Also Vader : *Nobody can stop my cry >:(*
After watching this i can imagine what a stroke feels like
“Nobody can stop my cry”
Wow edgy vader
Every line from vader was gold xDD i cant stop laughing... My humor is so broken
Oh no
Jedi weapons
The authorities are mini
vader’s just like: what the fuck is happening, someone send help-
Nobody:
Pennywise: 1:00
Palpatine: I am speed!
when he said "your father cant ngengkokkeun in the dark." i felt that
If you want to go here..
Zemero Zoo Zoo!
1st time Google actually recommended something that's GENIUS
"Nobody can stop my cry"
Same, vader, same
*luke uses the force to get the lightsaber*
Palpatine: you are solid
I have actually no context since I haven't seen the movie...
I dont even want to know the original scene anymore.
The original scene made a bit more sense, I can tell you that much. XD
Well Zomero Zoo Zoo is basically the Emperor's Yabba Dabba Doo. It pisses Luke off to no end, as is seen here.
In the original Vader can't ngengkokkeun in the dark either
"your father can't ngengkokuen in the dark"
so tragic