Thank you so much! I used this fake shredding technique in my local nursing home, and all the old men covered their ears and yelled “they’re in the trees!” I guess they love me, and I didn’t even have to shred! First step to booba in face is dentures in face I suppose!
@@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147 he played very interesting and melodic solos, Suere sometimes he liked to make noise and nothing more, but the chord progressions are interesting and the melodies he sang were outstanding, not a guitar god, but not a bad player AT ALL
Lol I actually did start playing guitar "for the ladies". I played for like a month and wasn't really into it, then my new gf in 7th grade that I really didn't know at aaall was told by my best friend that I played guitar and she was like "wow thats so cool!" so I was like fuck now I need to actually start practicing damnit (and was kinda pissed that he told her cuz I obviously sucked lol). Obviously am now glad that this happened, but it's hilarious in retrospect.
I can't leave a good enough review for this. My car broke down and I'm a broke high schooler. I have no game regarding women, I have no credit score, and my cat put ME up for adoption. I've sat in my room playing the first position of the A minor pentatonic hoping it would make up for my lacking personality... but it did not. Then I stumbled upon this video. Not even 10 minutes later my depression immediately went away. My bank account rose to never before seen figures, my parents love me, and my cat no longer disowns me. I went outside and my car was out fixing itself. But most importantly 7 women showed up at my house, topless, and asked me to play for them. I did. I used all these great tips. I now have 7 kids. Thank you so much twooba. You saved my life.
You know what? Imma be honest I’ve been playing for 5 years, play Jazz for my Highschool, understand even the most unorthodox and special jazz solos out there, and I’ve never knew how people get that chord sound that I hear in country music, rock ‘n’ roll, blues, RnB. I really live under a rock mane.
It’s the progression that gives them that tasty shiny natural crunch. All the chords work together that makes it sound so crisp (not guitar tone, but the sound the chord makes on any guitar)
@@twooba - I've also forwarded all your very valuable advice to my 14-year-old Son who'd started learning to play the guitar a year and a half ago 😁 Cheers from NZ! 🙂
@@RoAd_HipPie this teenage girl chapped your grown ass so much you had to leave multiple comments telling everyone how threatened you are by her? paaathetic
Wow. I'm sitting at the Walmart automotive waiting room, phone volume all the way up, and everyone here heard the intro 😂 currently soaking in awkward silence now lmao
she returned when we needed her the most
yes
Dude, shut up.
The anti avatar
Yes I got a talent show coming up
Unoriginal comments always return
thank you twooba now i know how to shred on guitar (easy)
lol. no, no you do not lol. honestly, I BELIEVE THIS COMMENT WAS MADE BY A BOT. PROVE ME WRONG!
@@epicmetalness lol
@@hk416thumb2 still no response so im calling it "POINT PROVEN!!" LOL
Thank you so much! I used this fake shredding technique in my local nursing home, and all the old men covered their ears and yelled “they’re in the trees!” I guess they love me, and I didn’t even have to shred! First step to booba in face is dentures in face I suppose!
I love you, Gary!
Great comment
💀💀💀💀💀
I wasn’t expecting this to be this funny 😭😂
Yo tambien la utilizo y cada que lo hago mi mama se pone a rezar!. Gagsjaj
This is now officially called “they’re not gonna fuckin’ know” technique.
Probably one of the most useful teks out there, especially for a music producer...
No joke, this first tip is a great, accessible way to learn double stops.
It really issss! I learned this trick when learning Valerie, it's like crack
Holy shit I think you've just exposed 90% of indie lead guitarists
lmao
second technique reminded me of the lead part in the chorus of pyramid by tdcc
Shhh
Kurt Cobain used to do that second technique all the time too lol (before his fans come out to defend him I like Kurt and Nirvana, relax)
This is the MachineGun Kelly guide to being a guitar god.
proof that it works
Oof
Machine nub kelley playing only power chord and act like a god
@@fuk671 kinda like Kurt Cobain ngl. But to be fair, he admitted he was a shit guitar player.
@@anotherbigfootwithinternet2147 he played very interesting and melodic solos, Suere sometimes he liked to make noise and nothing more, but the chord progressions are interesting and the melodies he sang were outstanding, not a guitar god, but not a bad player AT ALL
Twooba help, I shredded too hard and now I am suffocating from the dozens of women that swarmed me
Thanks, I started shredding (easy) and got some lovely booba (I grew breasts)
That lick at 6:15 was actually insane 😂
Proof that it works^
Needed this, there's been a serious lack of boobs in my life
Boobs in your face in your life, to be exact.
average transfem
Clearly
Lol I actually did start playing guitar "for the ladies". I played for like a month and wasn't really into it, then my new gf in 7th grade that I really didn't know at aaall was told by my best friend that I played guitar and she was like "wow thats so cool!" so I was like fuck now I need to actually start practicing damnit (and was kinda pissed that he told her cuz I obviously sucked lol). Obviously am now glad that this happened, but it's hilarious in retrospect.
Dude, the exact same thing happened to me. I've played now for 16 years.
I started playing to cope with my depression and emptiness then I actually started liking it and getting into metal 🤘 🔥
This chick is like the real version of a napoleon dynamite character. I can just see kip walking in the room, she is awesome.
one of the best lessons I have ever witnessed. Amazing stuff with very practical applications.
She definitely does know her stuff! 🙂👍
Literally no shredding was discussed.
@Fart Man yes she did it was just (easy) version
@@celso2843 - It definitely *looked* like shredding to me! 😀
@@mightyV444 yes! And sounded for sures 😁💪💪💯💯
I'm DYING!! For the full 8:17 I was in "smile/laugh overload" and I got cramp in my cheeks!! 7:29 "It's about the chaos" Suuuuuubbed!
Wheres my key of geebz shred guide lol
I think this is how Johnny Depp plays
you’re like a gen z jenna marbles ily so much 😭😭😭
I FUCKING LOVE THIS GIRL, She popped into my recommended awhile back then she disappeared from my feed and now she’s BACK AGAIN LOL
She's like this masked magician that used to reveal all these magic tricks on TV
the way you talk about "the ladies" is like Mung from Chowder
Pentonics n bends always for the win. Love how incredibly accurate this video is!!! Lol
" They're not gonna fuckin know!!" 🤣🤣
Facts
☯️
I suppose I could shred some eastern modal layered with diatonics.. but that's generally all horror movie n metal... It's not wonderwall. Lol
I followed the instructions and this video and I turned into Dinosaur Jr!
I thought the same thing, Twooba really going J Mascis mode on this one! 🤘🏻
Round of applause. A UA-camr that knows Steve terreberry. One of my favourite UA-camrs
I'm so glad you provided a link to steam your ep, not enough people do that these days
I don't know how I stumbled upon this, but this is my new favourite channel.
60% of the time, it works every time!
Look who's gonna be the new van Halen
I can't leave a good enough review for this. My car broke down and I'm a broke high schooler. I have no game regarding women, I have no credit score, and my cat put ME up for adoption. I've sat in my room playing the first position of the A minor pentatonic hoping it would make up for my lacking personality... but it did not. Then I stumbled upon this video. Not even 10 minutes later my depression immediately went away. My bank account rose to never before seen figures, my parents love me, and my cat no longer disowns me. I went outside and my car was out fixing itself. But most importantly 7 women showed up at my house, topless, and asked me to play for them. I did. I used all these great tips. I now have 7 kids. Thank you so much twooba. You saved my life.
damn, what an icon. hope you and your seven kids are doing well.
@@lkal thank you for the blessings! I don't have any names, but one of them is definitely goona be named "Twooba"
@@dudemanproductions6532 what an amazing idea, maybe another could be named Aboowt?
@@lkal that sounds Canadian, maybe I'll name one testicle as well
@@dudemanproductions6532 ah yes, its good to go back to the origins when it comes to names
this is one of the lessons i’ve witnessed
Guess I can't practice right now. My step sister is home doing laundry.
Pretty good lesson! Pretty much John Frusciante in 8 minutes
Either that or Stephen Malkmus
“Frusciante esque” let’s not get ahead of ourselves 🤣
I shred on my buddies schecter 9 string
Love your videos Twooba; because you're in them!
That first two seconds I spoke with an alien.
Oh man I love Penpals!!!
i couldnt do it right, until i realized my guitar was not plugged into a toaster. 10/10 would recommend
Twooba will play the most melodic 20 second riff youve ever heard then cut to talking about farts and butts
as a bassist i'm amazed at how small guitarists hands looks like, little gremelins that make amazing noise
Just play guitar man.
@@mylastchannelgotdeleted6213 lol, just did 4 days ago xD
2:40 this riff goes hard
02:40 frusciante for u
04:26 kurt cobain for u
Which of these techniques is best to do behind your head or while gyrating your hips?
do the dean ween mister would you please help my pony f thumb bar
Lmao love the banter. Love that about you!
How is this both meme and 100% accurate at the same time tho
Brilliant...! I love your films and the trick is definately to make faces. Your expressions are truly hillarious.
twooba hendrix back at it again Alhamdulillah
I just wanted to let you know you are my guitar hero
You know what? Imma be honest I’ve been playing for 5 years, play Jazz for my Highschool, understand even the most unorthodox and special jazz solos out there, and I’ve never knew how people get that chord sound that I hear in country music, rock ‘n’ roll, blues, RnB. I really live under a rock mane.
It’s the progression that gives them that tasty shiny natural crunch. All the chords work together that makes it sound so crisp (not guitar tone, but the sound the chord makes on any guitar)
It’s basically the caged system
Also another good tip for soloing is to not put too much pressure on the strings when u play B]
I literally love your personality. You’re my fav
4:57 got me to subscribe right away I just found your channel and I’m invested already lol
Hey Twooba we got the same guitar but mine is Rose gold yours is like the Cream one
The tremolo is strong in this one! You're lucky the headstock didn't fall off.
“The ladies are gonna love that one cuz they’re gonna imagine you doing that to them later that night” 😂 I subscribed after that
Mine is the Cutlass CT50 HSS!!!
IG guitarists be like
I was high key vibing to her playing
i like the enthusiasm
@ 5:14 (John Dwyer everytime at the beginning of "the static god" by Oh Sees) 😂😂😂
Holy shit I love your style and enthusiasm. I love all your cool hacks and tricks as I’m lazy 😁
twooba FTW 🙌💗✌️
Merci Twooba pour cette super leçon! Me voici prêt à devenir un guitar hero!! 😄😄
i watched this before i taught myself guitar, now women follow me everywhere thank you mother twooba
Twooba gazing into your soul whilst shredding >>
incredible. inspired. thank you.
Thanks .I learned a lot...
I love your tutorials, please make more!!:)
this shredding on guitar (easy) has made me such a guitar god that i think i would fuck myself like that funny guy in silence of the lambs
First video of yours I've ever watched. I love it. Keep it coming girl!
i love you, just everything about this video made me subscribe. youre so full of positive energy.
IT'S ABOUT THE CHAOS
Twooba is truly a precious human being
I can't believe I had not known about #1 the 'barré chord trick'! Thank you very much! 😀👍
You bet!
@@twooba - I've also forwarded all your very valuable advice to my 14-year-old Son who'd started learning to play the guitar a year and a half ago 😁 Cheers from NZ! 🙂
Great tip.... If you want to sound like complete shite...... 🙄
@@RoAd_HipPie - Maybe it's not for everyone!? 😉
@@RoAd_HipPie this teenage girl chapped your grown ass so much you had to leave multiple comments telling everyone how threatened you are by her? paaathetic
new ep is so good!
Linear scale runs. It’ll take from the nut to the bridge while sounding good. Add speed. You’ll be shredding like shredder
thanks for helping me become a better guitar player
this is the most epicest hollllyyy shmokes
of course, Steve would make any woman dry
loved it! thank you ☺️
I swear her personality is everything 🕺‼️
NEW EP OMG YAY
you and uncle judy need to colab, you are both genius and give me hope for the future
Most entertaining person I’ve ever seen! HBO? Netflix? Somebody better move quick.
Thank you for this J.Mascis emulation tutorial.
thank you twooba
Now we need the twooba looper pedal
Sounded so good. I also love pavement.
The fact that the guitar is out of tune has me dead
That intro made me subscribe immediately
Wow. I'm sitting at the Walmart automotive waiting room, phone volume all the way up, and everyone here heard the intro 😂 currently soaking in awkward silence now lmao
Thanks for the vid twoobs
thank you actually
oh no...my face... it melted
"theyre not gonna fukkin know!!!"
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ????? IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS CHANNEL
it's about the chaos
Omg,that tuning(But as advice for beginners this vid is good)
I came here for the comedy… but stayed for the shredding
Best tutorial on UA-cam. "and if you've got a whammy bar on your guitar, oh my god!"
instructions failed, fell in love w your personality
After twooba's lessons...I have to wear a life jacket everywhere I go, because I'm drowning in boobz haha 👏🤣🖤
What a, well, wild ride...