HEy my bit BOIS and gals I forgot to put this link in the description woops www.levelwinner.com/bitlife-1-27-update-guide-everything-you-need-to-know-about-bitlife-version-1-27-aka-the-mystery-update/ This is the link to the article that explains the bitlife update changes
Mike to get the girlfriends to not break up with you, you have to make the relationship a little closer by spending time, conversing with her, etc. They’ll stay longer if you do that
When it comes to Breasting Feeding the first 6 months are the most important, but most doctors suggest nursing until 2 years. Any more than 2 years is a big no no though. There's no more health benefits, it can cause issues with their teeth (both the act of "sucking" and the sugar in milk) and there is a higher chance that the kid will actually remember breastfeeding which can mess with them psychologically. Also, cut the dang apron strings mom.
3:49 - 4:04 Bijuu Mike: "You know what we should do to be a bad student. Man, we should cut the cords off people's airpods." Me: Wait a minute, airpods don't have cords O-o... you know what never mind 😂.
"Cut the cords off of peoples airpods" Me: hol' up Me: slows it down "Cuuuttt thhhhheeee cooorddds oofff peopppleeees aiiirppooodsss" *Airpods don't have cords*
Just imagine. “What’s your name” “Cruella” “Yeah I can’t go out with you” “Why” “Your name” “What’s wrong with my name” “Cruella is a evil name” “What do you mean” *walks away singing the Cruella De Vil theme song*
I call this challenge the good life 1. Be very smart and good looks 2.be nice to everyone 3.have a girlfriend 4.Get married at at least 25 5.study on high school and elementary 6.live till at least 69 7.do not go to jail or else you lose 8. Find the love of your life 9.be good and live
When you see your fav UA-camr play Bitlife and the character they generate is a character with your birthday... Well I’m so happy ;-; My bday is August 15th oml 1:21
12:11 Yes, it does seem like something I, a Florida man, would have happen to me. And yes we have alligators in Florida. UF's sports teams are the Florida Gators for a reason. (;
I figured out the saved lives... **ahem** 1) Start a new life 2) Get as far into that life as you wish 3) Click on the 3 lines in a crircle on the top left corner 4) Start a new life 5) Repeat step 3 6) Click on the 'Saved Lives' button to acess your previous and current life :)
Mike...I just wanted to say that you are an amazing youtuber and that when I watch your videos I find myself ALWAYS smiling and that makes me as happy as when I watch your videos.
HEy my bit BOIS and gals I forgot to put this link in the description woops www.levelwinner.com/bitlife-1-27-update-guide-everything-you-need-to-know-about-bitlife-version-1-27-aka-the-mystery-update/ This is the link to the article that explains the bitlife update changes
Thank you for this link scrub lord
Ugh the links never work for me 😩
EPIIIC : )
Thank you
Hey
*reads title *
I guess you dated David's mother...
Lol
FBI: STAY WHERE YOU ARE!! YOU HEARD THE TRUTH!! *arrests us three*
WORTH BIT!
Judge: Alright penalty charges are .... Many
Yeah I bet David’s mom is that crazy girl in the thumbnail
Wait... is Mike Davids dad-
No, it can’t be...
@@Yolo-nk7zb lol
I ain't afraid of no man, but that thumbnail scares me.
are you saying women aren't people smh
@@deepfriedbaby3587
Tf2 meme
Dragongaming-Kid friendly gaming GG 👏👏👏 TF2 memes beat everything. Anything else,...
NEIN!
@@deepfriedbaby3587 r/whoosh
@@AwkFoxx69
very funny reddit user lol!
"dating a psycho girlfriend in bitlife"
*did you mean: a yandere*
Miku Hatsune true
True
I didn't even notice that coming
Yes.
yeah true
I think the picture book makes you smarter.
In bitlife when someone is crazy:
*More likely to do a threesome
*Attack when you want to break up
*Cheat
*Stalk you
One two threesome I’m gonna cheat on some, and then gonna break up and talk, and then stalk.
@@dumbassshitposting6523 that was nice but a bit of non Sense is present 😂😂
69 likes
Also, if you are bisexual you can get a threesome but only when you are gf/bf not married
Also your parents are more likely to disapprove your partner
Me: sees thumbnail
Mind: just monika
Me: .-.
Just monkika
Just just monika
Monika
phoebefatcat • aj just monika
@@its_jay5677 JUST SAYORI!!
Just monika
Just sayori
Just natsuki
Just yuri
Ayano- Senpai~
“Go hook somewhere else!”
LOL I LAUGHED SO HARD!!!!
“I’ve Encountered A Donkey” -Bijuu Mike 2019
*I can now just picture an actual baby in their crib, taking a book and says "DR Seuss what up?"*
Did you notice that when he continued on as his child, Cruella’s last name was Stalkerson.... she married stalky stalkerson!!!!!!!
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR NOTICING THIS LOL ❤️
NANI
Wooooow
Me: *playing guitar then gets a notification that Bijuu uploaded*
Also me: *yeets guitar into closet*
me: Forget shopping on Amazon, mike's got a new video
What happened to your guitar???
Who cares what happened to the guitar there is bijuu mike!
@@The-official-grindel what if Bijuu mike was a guitar and Clarence is bijuu mike??
@Alayna Gentry where's BIJUU MIKE!!!!!!!
"i mean five-year-olds are talking probably!"
michael. most five-year-olds can read.
I was born with a disability i learned to talk at 5 im still learning how to read and write in 3rd grade and 9
@@hihi15yearsago56 glad you're doing well! keep at it ☺️
@@hihi15yearsago56 I hope you're doing well.
@@hihi15yearsago56 It's been a year, so I hope you're doing well! Stay determined
Bijuu: Dating a PSYCHO Girlfriend in Bitlife
me: He Dated Kidsbop Karen
LOL OMG I'M DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha You are so right!!!!!
Aryanna Chlumsky
Rest in peace
*"Dating a PSYCHO Girlfriend"*
It may be better not having a girl.. or less better..
Much more better.
"We should cut off the cords of people's airpods"
-Bijuu Mike
🤦♂️
Lol
Y tho
that has already been done
BitLife: new things! :D
Bijuu: oh cool!
BitLife: + mysteries >:D
“Cut the cords off people’s AirPods” that’s not how it works....
Alyssa Selinger Maybe people that put cords on their AirPod deserves that for the blasphemy :p.
with the toying around option you get when you're a baby, picking the picture book boosts your smarts
Mike: "...to stock up on salvia."
What I read: "...to stock up on saliva."
0.1 seconds in and I’m loving bit boys
I chose to do take the L so he can feel even worse
Mike: "the baby gets sick more if you don't vaccinate them"
Me: why.... bro... that's the reason we vaccinate.....
Gacha Moon wolfie that’s not even true. That’s what I was always told
Rising Shadows
So are u anti-vax or pro-vax?
Wot it’s Elissa idk I was just always told that vaccinations don’t help
Rising Shadows
Well u didn’t get the flu even tho all ma friends had it but that my be cuz I don’t have friends...
Wot it’s Elissa No I didnt
When you said Chauncey I thought of your editor Goncy
:0
I got hearted! Thank you, Mike!
“bitBOIs”
Me: **cough**
Nobody:
When you're early but dont know what to say
Me: :/ Hai :>
Relatable
Lazy comment
When there’s two views and 48 likes and it says there’s five comments but you don’t see any comments
LOL MEE
Once again i find a way to say "Im early"
Yuuuppppp
This has 69 likes save my soul plz
UA-cam be on drugs
Me: *literally staring at the comment section for the whole entire video trying to figure out what to say to get scrub of the day* :')
I never got scrub of the day, so I don't know if it works, but try to say something funny about the video without thinking
@@cod_bo2_fan476 too bad I'm not funny 🤠
Do just hate it when Bijuu mike never notice you
“dating a psycho girlfriend”
me: wait you aren’t dating me
Did he really just say
"Lets go cut the *cords* off of people's Airpods"
ex-gf: hey can you move the plant in your bedroom I can't see you.
me: okay sure!
me 2 seconds later: wait what?
4:02 Wait, cut the cords off of airpods?
. . . cords?
Mike to get the girlfriends to not break up with you, you have to make the relationship a little closer by spending time, conversing with her, etc. They’ll stay longer if you do that
“let’s Go cut the cords off of people Ari pods”
Mmm yes logically yes
Ana: **would rather read**
*Taro Yamada has entered the chat*
Bijuu mike "lets go cut the cords of peoples air pods"
Me: "How you gonna do that?"
When your so early and haven't watched the video......
Me: AMAZING VIDEO!!!
Lol
That’s what happened I was writing a comment and I ran out of charger the video was posted 24 seconds ago and when I watched it it was 4 minuets ago
This is me
Psycho girlfriend? I believe you mean Yuri
No monika
Yuri stand herself if you reject her or accept her. Than has glitched Text for the whole weekend. And this also goes to show that Natsuki is best girl
4:00
bijuu> you know what we should do to be a bad kid?
we should go *cut the cords off of people's airpods, man*
me> hm.. airpods dont have cords?
I always get normal parents in Bitlife, so that proves that in Bitlife, Ur cursed XD
0:00 I don’t know why I find this so funny... I literally tapped it over and over again making it sound like he’s singing a song about bit boys
One of my wives stole about 100k dollars of mine from my safe...and she told me I shouldn’t of kept it in the open on BitLife
I love that the last straw was taking all of her friends to a Pitbull concert and not, ya know, the dr*gs.
14:39 was that an all purple woman?! I have never seen that before
Dude, I was playing bitlife yesterday and My brain and spine were blown up and I survived. HOW!!!???
“Dating a psycho girlfriend in bitlife”
MarieGacha 4 yes thats the video title
Bijuu Mike: " Cut the cords off peoples _Air Pods_ " 4:00
Me: " They don't have cords -_- "
Me: **watching bitlife**
UA-cam:**bitlife add**
Me: TF MAN IM WATCHIN' SOME BIJUU MIKE BITLIFE NOT THIS!
OoOoOof
“You know what we should do to be a bad kid, cut the cord off of people’s AirPods,”
Hod does that work??? 4:01
When it comes to Breasting Feeding the first 6 months are the most important, but most doctors suggest nursing until 2 years. Any more than 2 years is a big no no though. There's no more health benefits, it can cause issues with their teeth (both the act of "sucking" and the sugar in milk) and there is a higher chance that the kid will actually remember breastfeeding which can mess with them psychologically. Also, cut the dang apron strings mom.
4:03 air pods have cords?!?!?
I love just fighting everyone in BitLife
I love murdering people in Bitboylife.
Man I'm weird
Blake Nicholas that’s amazing! Truly amazing
13:33 that feature would have been perfect for the Lily's Garden challenge, because you can disrespect your mother's ashes
My gf does this challenge in real life dealing with me. . .
Lol
Yes another sniper wolf fan
:40 that right there on the top? That’s a blessed ad.
Hey Bijuu Mike can you leave your discord link in the descriptions.
Edit i spelled descriptions wrong
Bijuu- Cut the cords off someone’s "AirPods"
Me- wait what?
4:02
HI BIJUU MIKE
ok boomer
Anti Virus OK BOOMER
@@wigglynoodlez oh heck
U da first frickin comment
Yay you’re first
3:49 - 4:04
Bijuu Mike: "You know what we should do to be a bad student. Man, we should cut the cords off people's airpods."
Me: Wait a minute, airpods don't have cords O-o... you know what never mind 😂.
I'm early.....
Like realllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy early.
I'm late.....
Like realllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyy late.
@@elliedoesntwanttobehere im later
Likeeee reallllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy late
Bijuu mike:Lauren pin-
Davids mum:DONT SAY THE REST OF THAT WORD
Random bitlife girl on UA-cam: dating a boring guy on bitlife!
Bijuu:MONEY DOESNT GROW ON TREES
Me:what is paper made out of?
Bijuu:Trees
Me:what is money made out of?
Bijuu:paper-
My uncles name is Chauncey 😂😂
The add that came up when Bijuu was checking the update
Jojo’s Dream World Tour
Omg the way he said Soweto ( 2:16 ) is hilarious
I'm from South Africa
12:06
*you sure it’s not talking about Florida?*
welp-
12:37 He screenshots :P
And the best name award goes to Cruella Stalkerson.
who else wants mike to post more each day
“We should go cut the cords off of people’s AirPods”
Me:since when do AirPods have strings..?
Dating a psycho girlfriend
Me- you must be dating half the female population
"Cut the cords off of peoples airpods"
Me: hol' up
Me: slows it down
"Cuuuttt thhhhheeee cooorddds oofff peopppleeees aiiirppooodsss"
*Airpods don't have cords*
Mike: we should go cut off the wires of people’s air pods
Me: BRUH, AIR PODS ARE WIRELESS 😂
Just imagine.
“What’s your name”
“Cruella”
“Yeah I can’t go out with you”
“Why”
“Your name”
“What’s wrong with my name”
“Cruella is a evil name”
“What do you mean”
*walks away singing the Cruella De Vil theme song*
I call this challenge the good life
1. Be very smart and good looks
2.be nice to everyone
3.have a girlfriend
4.Get married at at least 25
5.study on high school and elementary
6.live till at least 69
7.do not go to jail or else you lose
8. Find the love of your life
9.be good and live
When you see your fav UA-camr play Bitlife and the character they generate is a character with your birthday... Well I’m so happy ;-; My bday is August 15th oml 1:21
2:15
Bijuu Mike:* pronounces Soweto wrong *
Me who lives in South Africa: * subconsciously corrects him *
12:11 Yes, it does seem like something I, a Florida man, would have happen to me. And yes we have alligators in Florida. UF's sports teams are the Florida Gators for a reason. (;
4:02 did he just say cut the cords off of AIRPORDS? Yeah AIRPODS. Think about it.
Did Mike just say "I will cut the cords off of people's AIRPODS"?
Of course it's a Lauren
All Laurens are insane
Queen Lauren
Bread Queen
Dear Queen YASSSSSS
"hOw Do YoU dO fElLoW kIdS"
2:21
Dude...I think that was me.
I found that Dino part as an archeologist and claimed all credit.
Cause I did find it.
I figured out the saved lives... **ahem**
1) Start a new life
2) Get as far into that life as you wish
3) Click on the 3 lines in a crircle on the top left corner
4) Start a new life
5) Repeat step 3
6) Click on the 'Saved Lives' button to acess your previous and current life :)
"Go cut the cords off of ppls airpods."
- Bijuu Mike 2019
Mike...I just wanted to say that you are an amazing youtuber and that when I watch your videos I find myself ALWAYS smiling and that makes me as happy as when I watch your videos.
Wait a second, did Bijuu really just say “cut the cords off of people’s AirPods”
Nobody:
Bijuu Mike: _Thinks a lunar eclipse can make you go blind_
Hi - w -
Mike: look at- look at me!
Me: ....all i see is a scrub god
Your last name was Watson. You had a baby boy. And you didn't name it John.
iM DiSaPPoiNtEd BiJuu
*”Extremely mistreated”*
*DEPRESSION*
Im tellin you, Google can hear you at all times and it has gave every single ad as a bit life ad
me: **sees thumbnail**
also me: was it Monika, Yuri or Yuno?
Before the update I had a really crazy gf in the game who killed me with an ar because I insulted her lmaooo
"Green eggs and ham."
Yes, please.
mike "you think money grows on trees?"
me "well money is made out of paper and paper comes from trees, so yes, yes i do think money grows on trees"
Watching this is helping me to stop crying over juice wrld keep being awesome Bijju Mike
Awesome video!!! Also I got Fire Emblem heros on my iPad :)
CONGRATS BIJUU! No really congratulations! ☺️🇧🇦