I started a TERRIBLE family that lasted for 477 years in Bitlife

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  • @BitLifeApp
    @BitLifeApp 5 років тому +8335

    🙌🏽 Poopypants' legacy will never be forgotten

    • @yth8878
      @yth8878 5 років тому +445

      Oh wow you are actually real

    • @swaaaft
      @swaaaft 5 років тому +384

      And no one even noticed the real devs' comment.

    • @yth8878
      @yth8878 5 років тому +113

      @@swaaaft oof

    • @ash4760
      @ash4760 5 років тому +208

      Wait is this the real Bitlife!? 😱

    • @yth8878
      @yth8878 5 років тому +92

      @@ash4760 I think so

  • @howdiditevercometothis
    @howdiditevercometothis 5 років тому +1836

    Kid: *Hello! My name is Change My Poopypants!*
    Friends- TMI dude
    Teachers- Not funny, you're expelled
    Employment Line- *YOU'RE HIRED!*

    • @amadac8313
      @amadac8313 5 років тому +21

      What does TMI mean?

    • @lunariyoo_n
      @lunariyoo_n 5 років тому +38

      @@amadac8313 TMI means Too Much Information

    • @nini-fq3tb
      @nini-fq3tb 5 років тому +12

      Lmao😂😂

    • @eyeofcthulhu530
      @eyeofcthulhu530 5 років тому +13

      what

    • @cryptidram
      @cryptidram 5 років тому +21

      *How would he even have friends?*

  • @davidburnfeild5336
    @davidburnfeild5336 5 років тому +455

    Here is a hack: If you owe someone a lot during the divorce, exit the game then close the tab. You will see that you divorced and still have your money. B) you're welcome

    • @sofiazar16
      @sofiazar16 5 років тому +5

      Yup I tried it and it worked thanks so much!!!!

    • @ladygrace7585
      @ladygrace7585 5 років тому +22

      I got divorced and lost $10 million, all bc he refused the prenup

    • @klunk4683
      @klunk4683 4 роки тому +27

      David Burnfeild my wife wouldn’t stop cheating on me and I wanted a divorce, but I had to pay back like 4M so I just murdered her 🤷‍♀️

    • @Fiercewhisp08
      @Fiercewhisp08 4 роки тому +1

      GHøŠt _ Did you get away with it?

    • @Anna-fj9zg
      @Anna-fj9zg 4 роки тому +1

      YOU SAVED ME

  • @cryptidram
    @cryptidram 5 років тому +1497

    **INTENSE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS FLASHBACKS**

    • @clairebailey3329
      @clairebailey3329 5 років тому +38

      😂 can you read my mind?? I was literally thinking exactly that!

    • @clairebailey3329
      @clairebailey3329 5 років тому +37

      Professor Poopy-Pants

    • @StarLight-sy4wn
      @StarLight-sy4wn 5 років тому +25

      **INTENSIFIES AND SHAKES IN FEAR**

    • @Dr.Bright
      @Dr.Bright 5 років тому +7

      Deltarune all the way

    • @PhoenixMilk
      @PhoenixMilk 5 років тому +4

      Congrats for getting a like from Bijuu Mike and yeah

  • @cottoncandygacha7624
    @cottoncandygacha7624 5 років тому +2856

    Poopypants Bishop inherited $115,793 at the age 0????
    Sounds legit

  • @Rosawuzhere
    @Rosawuzhere 5 років тому +217

    "You strangled your son"
    HE PULLED A HOMER SIMPSON!!!!

  • @brookemcfarland1973
    @brookemcfarland1973 5 років тому +337

    The video: "I enjoy it you enjoy it. It is something everyone enjoys."
    My mom: "uh....: *walks away slowly*

    • @aygx29likesanime84
      @aygx29likesanime84 5 років тому +1

      😂😂

    • @simplyheaven7173
      @simplyheaven7173 5 років тому +2

      Barney: you enjoy, I love u, u love me too..... Right!?
      Duolingo: Nahh I hate you, you hate me too..... Right!?
      Duolingo x Barney

  • @PinkPizzaSprinkles
    @PinkPizzaSprinkles 5 років тому +1002

    "If your last name's poopypants, never become a teacher because you will REGRET IT."
    *captain underpants flashbacks*

  • @gatchakay5659
    @gatchakay5659 5 років тому +281

    Bijuu Mike : my kids already have kids
    Me : no those are your nephews, anyone else realise that, no, just me okay

  • @SirSplash-j9d
    @SirSplash-j9d 5 років тому +319

    Jimmy as in Mr.Beast? He turned out really really well

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 років тому

      @Mike oxlong I think he knows

    • @ghulam237
      @ghulam237 5 років тому

      @@bleaf3953 no we mean the original Jimmy

  • @imjaycuzz
    @imjaycuzz 5 років тому +187

    Fortunately because poopypants had no parents. He grew up to be the main character in an anime!

  • @saltyyyboi8322
    @saltyyyboi8322 5 років тому +92

    The part when he said
    “Ooo yeah pregnant keep it”
    Made me laugh 😂

  • @soup6030
    @soup6030 5 років тому +552

    He attac
    He snacc
    Be most importantly ...
    He's anti-vax

    • @sontang5688
      @sontang5688 5 років тому +2

      WAIT HOLD UP I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH COMMENTS AND YOU COPIED DEATH CLAW AT YOUR DOOR UM EXPOSED KINDA.... IM AWKWARD SORRY

    • @soup6030
      @soup6030 5 років тому +2

      @@sontang5688 posted before death crawl

    • @galixbee-9564
      @galixbee-9564 5 років тому +7

      anthony the pro did you have a seizure also you sound so qUiRkY

    • @ssjwolf6007
      @ssjwolf6007 5 років тому

      Thats funny

    • @user-fh4iw1cc6w
      @user-fh4iw1cc6w 5 років тому +1

      @@galixbee-9564 y does everything have to b labelled quirky lyk we get it

  • @heidibartram1711
    @heidibartram1711 5 років тому +252

    "I'm not going to capitalise anything"
    5 secs later
    *The Name is capitilised*

  • @shawnonvenus
    @shawnonvenus 5 років тому +147

    Him: Like Earth Worm Sally, spreading diseases from Florida to Cali
    Me: *hehehehe......flamingo*

    • @Awmcsel
      @Awmcsel 4 роки тому +5

      Me: *hehehehe......Todoroki*

    • @pinkiez7714
      @pinkiez7714 4 роки тому +5

      hehehehehheheheehehehheehehehehheheehehehehee

    • @atubofmayo3918
      @atubofmayo3918 4 роки тому +3

      heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh

    • @Kin_fe
      @Kin_fe 4 роки тому +9

      *hehehehe…i was looking for this comment because…*
      *FLAMGO*

    • @spikydogofficial8089
      @spikydogofficial8089 3 роки тому +3

      FLAMGO

  • @aloesvera
    @aloesvera 5 років тому +815

    Yes, *I am a Bijuu Bet.*
    *AND I AM PROUD*
    Thank you for uploading! You always make my day!

    • @rqnkjng
      @rqnkjng 5 років тому +1

      U of the walkingvdead from joe

    • @Arcdowndrem
      @Arcdowndrem 5 років тому +1

      @Lilac Chu Im pretty sure they agreed to liking Deltarune

    • @Arcdowndrem
      @Arcdowndrem 5 років тому +1

      @Lilac Chu Oh sorry about that then😬

    • @ohayquee
      @ohayquee 5 років тому +6

      Hello proud Im dad!

    • @drfidelis558
      @drfidelis558 5 років тому +1

      Mistiie I once “speedran” deltarune on the switch. Time was roughly 2:52:30, I think

  • @serenitydobbs5398
    @serenitydobbs5398 5 років тому +574

    shivers
    poopypants
    Bijuu: “I’m not gonna capitalize any of their names.”
    *1 second later..*
    Shivers
    Poopypants

  • @Leo-fr7yu
    @Leo-fr7yu 5 років тому +166

    “If you want your kid to be a Astronaut get out of here”
    Karen: *INTENSE TYPING*

  • @amandasultenfuss9879
    @amandasultenfuss9879 5 років тому +468

    He attac
    He snacc
    But most importantly ...
    he is bringing bitlife bacc

  • @muz426
    @muz426 5 років тому +69

    6:22 Captain Underpants is calling... And so is Professor Poopypants (Am I the only one to notice that)

  • @galaxygirl6247
    @galaxygirl6247 5 років тому +48

    Mike: And they accumulated almost 2 trillion...
    Me: No Mike that is billion😪

  • @hunIuan
    @hunIuan 5 років тому +110

    "i DonT kNow MatH"
    straigh up 24/7 school mood

    • @whonobody.3461
      @whonobody.3461 4 роки тому

      I used 34 brain cells on 56 x 2 or 56 + 56- but that’s.................... mathematical math.

  • @worldversusd3537
    @worldversusd3537 5 років тому +520

    My boyfriend's name in Bitlife is Mike Poussy.
    I...um...
    wow.

    • @picklechin6422
      @picklechin6422 5 років тому +6

      Mine too...

    • @nepeta5880
      @nepeta5880 5 років тому +12

      Pickle Chin Sorry, hun. Your boyfriends are cheating on you.

    • @alisonw5713
      @alisonw5713 5 років тому +15

      I had one that was like Daniel cobbledick💀

    • @eros1702
      @eros1702 5 років тому +8

      *casually flashes back to Mr and misses Dictionary*

    • @pippa2006.
      @pippa2006. 5 років тому +3

      LMAO

  • @snailuka
    @snailuka 5 років тому +487

    "If my last name was Poopypants, I would turn out to be a pretty evil guy."
    Is that a Captain Underpants reference?
    edit: guys please don't make fun of me for this, I wrote this when I was younger and I'm just leaving it up for the kids who might like this kind of stuff

  • @adoellex8000
    @adoellex8000 5 років тому +68

    He protecc
    He attacc
    But most importantly...
    *He don't know math*

  • @lauryns9497
    @lauryns9497 5 років тому +498

    Guess what, I accidentally abandoned my child
    I was depressed
    Then
    My abandoned daughter still came to my funeral 😭😭

    • @garbage3046
      @garbage3046 5 років тому +15

      I feel the r/wooosh coming on...

    • @aeronprincesslui2758
      @aeronprincesslui2758 5 років тому +2

      U idiot

    • @getit8245
      @getit8245 5 років тому +2

      @are red玫瑰 why

    • @lauryns9497
      @lauryns9497 5 років тому +8

      Lmao UA-cam
      Me and my friend were doing it
      My brother came and abandoned our kid you idiot

    • @kenzieschoellman9149
      @kenzieschoellman9149 5 років тому +9

      Aww😂 now thats a chuld that loved you unconditionally

  • @cayde-6923
    @cayde-6923 5 років тому +16

    Here's a tip: when ur husband wants a divorce and u owe money close out of bitlife completely and then u won't have to pay anything

  • @tearfilledrum
    @tearfilledrum 5 років тому +128

    omg i love your bitlife series 😍 also 477 is a very random number of years

  • @isaacs_cafe
    @isaacs_cafe 5 років тому +59

    Bijuu: Earth Worm Sally, spreading diseases from Florida to Cali
    Me: *shook* I salute you for knowing that song by
    ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @atubofmayo3918
      @atubofmayo3918 4 роки тому +1

      Your Average Weeb Here YEEEEESSSS

    • @Kin_fe
      @Kin_fe 4 роки тому +2

      YES QUEEN *EARTHWORM SALLY*

  • @onebigmood9632
    @onebigmood9632 5 років тому +32

    New share my story: My name is Change my Poopypants and I got killed by my dad.

    • @asht0nkai
      @asht0nkai 3 роки тому

      hi oma

    • @aibree
      @aibree 3 роки тому

      @@asht0nkai yes

    • @mochixmelodii
      @mochixmelodii 3 роки тому

      🅘 🅓🅞🅝🅣 🅖🅔🅣 🅘🅣

  • @elh9705
    @elh9705 5 років тому +180

    I noticed something.
    WHY IS HE A POLICE OFFICER COMMITING CRIMES???

  • @Vyr113n-ne
    @Vyr113n-ne 5 років тому +312

    "I wanted to be like Earthworm Sally, spreading diseases from Florida to Cali"
    Me: ALBERRRRRT
    Also me: EaRtHWoRm SaLllY

    • @nero.5733
      @nero.5733 5 років тому +5

      【-smol bean-】 me bog roux haha get noob

    • @purpellent
      @purpellent 5 років тому +5

      still chill

    • @nero.5733
      @nero.5733 5 років тому +4

      Purpellent su tart chillllll

    • @dior1111
      @dior1111 5 років тому +4

      Me roux

    • @kilukeyloo
      @kilukeyloo 5 років тому +3

      still chill

  • @ramonathedragon6378
    @ramonathedragon6378 5 років тому +9

    Mike: Can we have more than two children?
    Myself in bit life who has 10 regular children from one man, and 6 stepchildren from another man: You have to *believe*

  • @makyshaestavilla8167
    @makyshaestavilla8167 5 років тому +48

    0:44 "HOW MANY GENERATIONS IS THAT??"
    *i t s r i g h t t h e r e*

  • @myadenise7908
    @myadenise7908 5 років тому +106

    AHHH HE SAID EARTHWORM SALLY . WE STAN A KING WHO WATCHES FLAMINGO

  • @cloudsiies
    @cloudsiies 5 років тому +17

    We have bijuu mike
    We have Gacha Mike
    What’s next?
    *BIT-JUU MIKE*

    • @zin3856
      @zin3856 4 роки тому +3

      Biju Mike won't let gacha Mike out of his basement

  • @rosieblinkhorn9223
    @rosieblinkhorn9223 5 років тому +29

    Most surnames were first created to show people what ones business was, such as baker, cook or Smith (blacksmith). Later on they were changed and slowly they were merged between things like Latin and surnames changed.

  • @djscreww
    @djscreww 5 років тому +163

    Okay but Bijuu Mike watches flamingo?!?!
    EDIT: i love falingo and thanks for the 81 likes on my question

    • @ragnvllndr
      @ragnvllndr 5 років тому +2

      1832 Wagon wait I’m at the beginning of the video wHat

    • @GenesisDoesGacha
      @GenesisDoesGacha 5 років тому +5

      Yes, He does, He also said it on his other Channel, Gacha Mike, He had a dare to be Earthworm Sally, which He didn't know about, but He said He watches Flamingo.

    • @ma5sk554
      @ma5sk554 5 років тому +3

      EARTHWORM SALLY

    • @pinkytoesoup
      @pinkytoesoup 5 років тому +1

      In his bitlife youtuber battle thing it shows flamingo in his subscribers

    • @dodgegr
      @dodgegr 5 років тому +1

      Still Chill busters : )

  • @gavinhaasken2441
    @gavinhaasken2441 5 років тому +37

    “Earthworm sally” nice flamingo reference

    • @Kaz.a.holic4
      @Kaz.a.holic4 4 роки тому +2

      @Meme Lord a youtuber makes roblox vids and loves to scream

  • @alyssiabalzhiser4493
    @alyssiabalzhiser4493 5 років тому +14

    Not sure exactly who started last names but I found this on google:
    Michael Hunter's son could be Robert Bowyer, if Robert happened to be a bow maker. Surnames gradually became more popular and over time, began to be standardized within families. By about the early 16th century, last names were an accepted and usual part of people's names throughout Western Europe.

  • @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer
    @waylontggwaylonthegoodgamer 5 років тому +45

    It's an honor being one of your bets bijuu.

  • @BeauxbatonQuill
    @BeauxbatonQuill 3 роки тому +4

    "If your last name is PoopyPants never become a teacher." *Professer P. PoopyPants* : Yea, no duh. (Captain Underpants-)

  • @leahwilson7965
    @leahwilson7965 5 років тому +136

    Your amazing thank you for for always making me laugh even on the worst days

  • @user-gd3ph8lg3q
    @user-gd3ph8lg3q 5 років тому +117

    "I wanna be like earthworm sally"
    ... Is he an albert fan too?

  • @islajhardy
    @islajhardy 5 років тому +7

    It always helps to watch you’re videos my mom just told me my pet died so I immediately thought to watch you’re videos to ease the pain.

  • @melanielindberg7057
    @melanielindberg7057 5 років тому +49

    EARTH WORM SALLY, SPREADING DISEASES FORM FLORIDA TO CALLI I love flamingo to lel

  • @jessetheenderconchampion4559
    @jessetheenderconchampion4559 5 років тому +462

    He attac
    He Protecc
    But most Importantly
    He Pooped His Pants

  • @summer_storm1318
    @summer_storm1318 5 років тому +2

    "Be Kind, Rewind." Still needa watch that. Great vid!

  • @mothmanssugarbaby5978
    @mothmanssugarbaby5978 5 років тому +29

    OMFG I STOPPED WATCHING MIJUU BIKE WHEN HE HAD LIKE 350000 SUBSCRIBERS (i was still subscribed) AND I JUST CAME BACK AND SAW 2 MIL AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU MIKE

  • @mystery6428
    @mystery6428 5 років тому +109

    Dear bijuu mike i think if you were a female you would be a
    bit-
    *LIFE LOVER*

    • @dumbassshitposting6523
      @dumbassshitposting6523 5 років тому +2

      Mystery YT your using a pick up line on A boy to turn him female because you love him if he was a girl

    • @josebonilla4249
      @josebonilla4249 5 років тому +1

      @@dumbassshitposting6523 ?

    • @ok-ij9qi
      @ok-ij9qi 5 років тому +1

      @@dumbassshitposting6523 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @goldeneagle8883
    @goldeneagle8883 5 років тому +6

    no parents, no family or someone to love him, and more money then me. Sound's like Bruce Wayne to me

  • @a2sffgthyjki4hg6cdx
    @a2sffgthyjki4hg6cdx 5 років тому +147

    I randomized and got Gaylord
    Wt-??

    • @pretzeloffical1522
      @pretzeloffical1522 5 років тому +3

      lol gay

    • @gracelape2981
      @gracelape2981 5 років тому +7

      That’s my cousins last name 💀 crissy gaylord

    • @lindaloreign9346
      @lindaloreign9346 5 років тому +14

      ALL GAYS BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW GOD!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

    • @chaderoop5563
      @chaderoop5563 5 років тому +2

      Mine too mine was gay lord but I named all my kids after stds lol

    • @marlondaniels6976
      @marlondaniels6976 5 років тому +3

      @@lindaloreign9346 *Yes master* 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • @that0neweirdo28
    @that0neweirdo28 5 років тому +89

    WOAH IM KINDA EARLY BUT KINDA LATE
    How the heck does he know about earthworm sally?

    • @finx3
      @finx3 5 років тому +10

      in one of his vids he showed his subscriptions list and it had flamingo/albert in it

    • @kadenlg7631
      @kadenlg7631 5 років тому +7

      @@finx3 I saw it to Im not Blind LIKE FOR FLAMINGO FAM

    • @cailynelizabbeth
      @cailynelizabbeth 5 років тому +2

      Flamingooo

    • @eria286
      @eria286 5 років тому +2

      :0

    • @EaselsWithWeasels
      @EaselsWithWeasels 5 років тому +2

      FlAmiNGo!!!

  • @meganwelsch6870
    @meganwelsch6870 2 роки тому +3

    2:49 Wow Bijuu you did math correctly 61 - 32 is 29. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @Tony-wi9hm
    @Tony-wi9hm 5 років тому +44

    OMFG HE KNOWS ABOUT FLAMINGO AND EARTHWORM SALLY ZOSBSODVSKHDVRHD HOLY FICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH

    • @Tony-wi9hm
      @Tony-wi9hm 5 років тому

      @Alivia Hale OMFG ZISVOAVSOSVXISGS HE KNOWSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @Tony-wi9hm
      @Tony-wi9hm 5 років тому +2

      @Random Bish and now I regret making this comment you have a fucking GACHA LIFE PROFILE PIC

    • @vurbihateu1626
      @vurbihateu1626 5 років тому

      This is Annoying

    • @erynhalpin1285
      @erynhalpin1285 5 років тому

      My same reaction, toe man
      ( lol, sorry bout the nickname, too lazy to write the whole thing. But apparently not to lazy to write this)

    • @bloodcatstudios6426
      @bloodcatstudios6426 5 років тому +1

      Chill buddo

  • @skylarjenna4651
    @skylarjenna4651 5 років тому +49

    Both my favorite youtubers have something to do with earthworm sally lol

  • @shiningcats_
    @shiningcats_ 2 роки тому +2

    “Universe’s worst impression of Will Smith”...well that aged like milk.

  • @carriepop1888
    @carriepop1888 5 років тому +8

    Hey, Mikey! I know this is totally irrelevant to this video, but I just wanted to say that you are awesome. Each and every one of your videos makes my day, and you're honestly really funny. At a time you were once the thing I looked forward to after long, tiring days.
    You are wonderful, Bijuu.
    Don't change for anyone.

  • @emigothgacha8394
    @emigothgacha8394 5 років тому +18

    Bijuu ,congrats on 2 million! 👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👏👏👏

  • @QwerginMemes
    @QwerginMemes 3 роки тому +1

    6:19
    And that's how captain underpants was made
    goodnight son

  • @cassandraserrano4364
    @cassandraserrano4364 5 років тому +78

    Mike:earthworm sally
    Me: WoT iS dAt YoU sAiD?¿

    • @mikewazowski7138
      @mikewazowski7138 5 років тому +4

      FLAMINGO FAN

    • @pee9070
      @pee9070 5 років тому +5

      It's earthworm Sally!
      Carrying diseases from Florida to cali!

    • @weirddork4422
      @weirddork4422 5 років тому

      That song is just retarded what are u 12?

    • @NRGSpider
      @NRGSpider 5 років тому

      Earthworm sally, shes the worm that lives in a valley,
      Earthworm sally, she beats up criminal in the alley

    • @pee9070
      @pee9070 5 років тому +1

      Weird Dork yes, actually, I am.

  • @aswanismail7926
    @aswanismail7926 5 років тому +29

    You should make a channel like gacha mike but...
    .
    BITLIFE MIKE!!!!!!
    Original Idea By Me!

  • @cosmic_entity1
    @cosmic_entity1 5 років тому +1

    After 1066, the Norman barons introduced surnames into England, and the practice gradually spread. Initially, the identifying names were changed or dropped at will, but eventually they began to stick and to get passed on

  • @ignoremelol2576
    @ignoremelol2576 5 років тому +58

    He atacc
    He protecc
    But most importantly..
    He spread Diseases from Florida to cali
    Edit: 6:28 of.poopypants

  • @hannahnear1881
    @hannahnear1881 5 років тому +10

    I know what it's like to have a strange last name. I mean, mine isn't really bad, Near.
    But imagine the cheesy jokes.

  • @imjusttryingtousethemaxamo9852
    @imjusttryingtousethemaxamo9852 5 років тому +1

    It pisses me off when people don’t capitalize things correctly. My OCD fucking slays me when certain things aren’t perfect.

  • @MadCheshireHat
    @MadCheshireHat 5 років тому +4

    Surnames usually come from occupations, relations, nature, etc. Basically how someone would identify others. Johnson = John's son, Grayson = Gray's son, and so on. I can't think of occupation ones off the top of my head right now.

  • @clairebailey3329
    @clairebailey3329 5 років тому +14

    My old school nurse’s last name was Butts..
    She got made fun of *alot*

  • @monstergrape4765
    @monstergrape4765 5 років тому +1

    0:00 the face you make when you’re in the midst of talking- 0:01 the face you make when someone interrupts you...

  • @thisisbailey5681
    @thisisbailey5681 5 років тому +5

    7:40 Nephews and Nieces are your siblings children, what ur talking about are grandchildren.

  • @future7999
    @future7999 5 років тому +12

    When your sick and watching this
    -Blame the delinquents- *Bijuu Mike!*

  • @yeet2504
    @yeet2504 5 років тому +2

    “It’s kinda a thing we all enjoy here” we also enjoy David’s mom

  • @paisleyowens9053
    @paisleyowens9053 5 років тому +17

    Who else internally screamed at 5:41 (if u a fan, u a fan)? Just me, ok....😞

    • @lif3-standardsb573
      @lif3-standardsb573 5 років тому

      Paisley Owens is that a custom profile picture.. Bc that is so cute it’s like from the power puff girls but customized :3

  • @duhurash865
    @duhurash865 5 років тому +37

    Miju Biju:
    Oooops,i accidentaly killed my son.Eeeh,who cares?

  • @pbadwarrior
    @pbadwarrior 5 років тому +5

    I have a legacy called 'Auburn Legacy' I'm currently on 12x grandchild and I'm still going. Btw I've been going since yesterday

  • @planetvenus6135
    @planetvenus6135 5 років тому +4

    7:34
    You mean... "We'e going to leave a *poop* stain"

  • @Animationbilly-o2k
    @Animationbilly-o2k 5 років тому +16

    I be sitting down crying because anime be sad, (death note)
    Then my tears MAGICALLY turn in to a bijju Mike video.
    Or he just convinetly uploaded at this time.
    I honestly don't care tho. 🙂

  • @ryanfriedman4329
    @ryanfriedman4329 4 роки тому +1

    I have an ongoing Bitlife legacy of 878 generations. One of them found the holy grail as a daily heirloom.

  • @gamertoad89mackall99
    @gamertoad89mackall99 5 років тому +4

    Salad kun: I don't know math.
    (Baldi comes into the room)
    Salad kun: oh c r a p

  • @beta9511
    @beta9511 5 років тому +5

    Congrats on getting 2 million subscribers, you're the best youtuber ever Bijuu mike! Love the vids you do, keep up the good work! :D

  • @AAAAAAAAAAHH123
    @AAAAAAAAAAHH123 5 років тому +1

    You got hit by, you got struck by a smooth criminal.
    The game said Smooth Criminal

  • @dtawist
    @dtawist 5 років тому +15

    earthworm sally
    spreading diseases from florida to cali (florida to cali)
    i'm an earthworm flying through the air
    i'm an earthworm but i don't really care
    i'm a barber i'll do your hair

  • @sonyab1974
    @sonyab1974 5 років тому +4

    Yes!!! I love Bitlife!!!! Fantastic addicting game!! Yeah the bitlife devs have got to add foster parents to the game and then have them adopt us!!!
    Mike: I was probably more proud of the caca.
    ROFL!

  • @around441pipissharingaytac4
    @around441pipissharingaytac4 4 роки тому +1

    15:19
    -Hmmm she died
    -right
    -she also has some money what should we do with it ?
    -OH I KNOW LETS GIVE IT TO HER 0 YEAR OLD CHILD

  • @leafygreen7557
    @leafygreen7557 5 років тому +4

    “Who came up with last names anyway” Now someone finally is asking the questions I am!!

    • @Arri7979
      @Arri7979 5 років тому

      No one person did! Some people still don't have last names, or surnames, today! Some people have more than one last name, or surname, (for example many Latin American cultures pass on the mother and father's surname to the child).
      Here is a comment I left for another commenter explaining last names:
      Actually for most of human history humans did not have surnames. Surnames were reserved for mainly nobles and royalty. Even today some cultures don't have surnames or have more than one surname. In some cultures, such as Vietnamese culture, most people have the same surname not because they are related, but because they picked the name of the ruler of the time (the last ruler in Vietnam had the surname Nguyen). Most modern day surnames are entirely made up or given for numerous reasons. Another example is when slavery was abolished in the United States in the 1860s, some former slaves chose to keep the last names of their Master's because they already knew those names, not necessarily because they were genetically related.
      I hope that helps!

  • @d3lt4__97
    @d3lt4__97 5 років тому +16

    "You know i wanted to be like earthworm Sally"
    Me:*insert me screaming cause of the flamingo reference*

  • @spedC00kie
    @spedC00kie 5 років тому +1

    i have a legacy with 970 years and 29 generations all you do is leave all your money in your will to one kid and go on and on and u get more money

  • @whateverisayisinvalid17yea60
    @whateverisayisinvalid17yea60 5 років тому +18

    damn, back it with the dysfunctional families!!!

  • @TypicalHaze
    @TypicalHaze 5 років тому +11

    A bus driver offers u $11,100
    Eh what could go wrong~Bijuu mike
    Oh that can go wrong~bijuu mik

  • @dukeofthecastle1251
    @dukeofthecastle1251 3 роки тому +1

    2:09 last names used to be somebodys occupation, like smith, meaning they were a blacksmith, mills, as in the were a mill worker, of course there are names that don’t add up to this but still

  • @RobinFlysHigh
    @RobinFlysHigh 5 років тому +5

    7:25 Those are your nephews

  • @lillys1450
    @lillys1450 5 років тому +11

    When he said eArThWoRm sally I was ganna cry

    • @owenb9596
      @owenb9596 4 роки тому

      True

    • @lekitty4263
      @lekitty4263 4 роки тому

      ῳɧɛrɛ ıʂ Ɩơɠąŋ ʂცɛŋƙ ąɬ?

  • @poshcat4380
    @poshcat4380 4 роки тому +2

    My BitLife generations are 600 something years and I’m still going-

  • @justarandompeep4134
    @justarandompeep4134 5 років тому +6

    0:45 “How many generations is that?” *Literally says on top*

  • @starsdni
    @starsdni 5 років тому +7

    Earthworm Sally: Spreading diseases from Florida to Cali

    • @calissa3533
      @calissa3533 5 років тому +1

      Bijju mike is a flamingo fan!!!??!

    • @kadenlg7631
      @kadenlg7631 5 років тому +1

      I want to get a liked comment from bijuu or Flamingo

    • @vurbihateu1626
      @vurbihateu1626 5 років тому

      This is so annoying now

  • @LevityLL
    @LevityLL 5 років тому

    That rewind quote in the beginning was a prompt to use time travel and fix your mistakes.

  • @autoxdYT
    @autoxdYT 5 років тому +7

    Can you try to do a bit life where you try to make the literature club, or try and be one of the members? Maybe?

  • @guyk768
    @guyk768 5 років тому +29

    This was a funny video.
    Just on a side note being a history historian today marks the 75th anniversary of D-DAY.

  • @ice_wolfie
    @ice_wolfie 5 років тому +6

    ‘’Everyone Meet Shivers Poopypants!’’
    Shivers and his whole family: *wHy dId YoU nAmE Me ThIS wAY..*

    • @thejestersnight
      @thejestersnight 5 років тому +3

      *"WhY wHYy whYY!"*

    • @mattiascarlstromer1805
      @mattiascarlstromer1805 4 роки тому

      Jap: なぜ母はこのように私に名前を付けたの
      Eng: WHY MOM WHY WHY DID YOU NAME ME THIS WAY

    • @jeaddhist
      @jeaddhist 4 роки тому

      @@thejestersnightI actually thought of Heathers when I saw your comment.

  • @ayumiichu
    @ayumiichu 5 років тому +14

    Mike! Play school girl simulator again! I miss your videos about it.