Here is a hack: If you owe someone a lot during the divorce, exit the game then close the tab. You will see that you divorced and still have your money. B) you're welcome
"If my last name was Poopypants, I would turn out to be a pretty evil guy." Is that a Captain Underpants reference? edit: guys please don't make fun of me for this, I wrote this when I was younger and I'm just leaving it up for the kids who might like this kind of stuff
Mike: Can we have more than two children? Myself in bit life who has 10 regular children from one man, and 6 stepchildren from another man: You have to *believe*
Most surnames were first created to show people what ones business was, such as baker, cook or Smith (blacksmith). Later on they were changed and slowly they were merged between things like Latin and surnames changed.
Yes, He does, He also said it on his other Channel, Gacha Mike, He had a dare to be Earthworm Sally, which He didn't know about, but He said He watches Flamingo.
Not sure exactly who started last names but I found this on google: Michael Hunter's son could be Robert Bowyer, if Robert happened to be a bow maker. Surnames gradually became more popular and over time, began to be standardized within families. By about the early 16th century, last names were an accepted and usual part of people's names throughout Western Europe.
OMFG I STOPPED WATCHING MIJUU BIKE WHEN HE HAD LIKE 350000 SUBSCRIBERS (i was still subscribed) AND I JUST CAME BACK AND SAW 2 MIL AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU MIKE
Hey, Mikey! I know this is totally irrelevant to this video, but I just wanted to say that you are awesome. Each and every one of your videos makes my day, and you're honestly really funny. At a time you were once the thing I looked forward to after long, tiring days. You are wonderful, Bijuu. Don't change for anyone.
After 1066, the Norman barons introduced surnames into England, and the practice gradually spread. Initially, the identifying names were changed or dropped at will, but eventually they began to stick and to get passed on
Surnames usually come from occupations, relations, nature, etc. Basically how someone would identify others. Johnson = John's son, Grayson = Gray's son, and so on. I can't think of occupation ones off the top of my head right now.
I be sitting down crying because anime be sad, (death note) Then my tears MAGICALLY turn in to a bijju Mike video. Or he just convinetly uploaded at this time. I honestly don't care tho. 🙂
earthworm sally spreading diseases from florida to cali (florida to cali) i'm an earthworm flying through the air i'm an earthworm but i don't really care i'm a barber i'll do your hair
Yes!!! I love Bitlife!!!! Fantastic addicting game!! Yeah the bitlife devs have got to add foster parents to the game and then have them adopt us!!! Mike: I was probably more proud of the caca. ROFL!
No one person did! Some people still don't have last names, or surnames, today! Some people have more than one last name, or surname, (for example many Latin American cultures pass on the mother and father's surname to the child). Here is a comment I left for another commenter explaining last names: Actually for most of human history humans did not have surnames. Surnames were reserved for mainly nobles and royalty. Even today some cultures don't have surnames or have more than one surname. In some cultures, such as Vietnamese culture, most people have the same surname not because they are related, but because they picked the name of the ruler of the time (the last ruler in Vietnam had the surname Nguyen). Most modern day surnames are entirely made up or given for numerous reasons. Another example is when slavery was abolished in the United States in the 1860s, some former slaves chose to keep the last names of their Master's because they already knew those names, not necessarily because they were genetically related. I hope that helps!
2:09 last names used to be somebodys occupation, like smith, meaning they were a blacksmith, mills, as in the were a mill worker, of course there are names that don’t add up to this but still
🙌🏽 Poopypants' legacy will never be forgotten
Oh wow you are actually real
And no one even noticed the real devs' comment.
@@swaaaft oof
Wait is this the real Bitlife!? 😱
@@ash4760 I think so
Kid: *Hello! My name is Change My Poopypants!*
Friends- TMI dude
Teachers- Not funny, you're expelled
Employment Line- *YOU'RE HIRED!*
What does TMI mean?
@@amadac8313 TMI means Too Much Information
Lmao😂😂
what
*How would he even have friends?*
Here is a hack: If you owe someone a lot during the divorce, exit the game then close the tab. You will see that you divorced and still have your money. B) you're welcome
Yup I tried it and it worked thanks so much!!!!
I got divorced and lost $10 million, all bc he refused the prenup
David Burnfeild my wife wouldn’t stop cheating on me and I wanted a divorce, but I had to pay back like 4M so I just murdered her 🤷♀️
GHøŠt _ Did you get away with it?
YOU SAVED ME
**INTENSE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS FLASHBACKS**
😂 can you read my mind?? I was literally thinking exactly that!
Professor Poopy-Pants
**INTENSIFIES AND SHAKES IN FEAR**
Deltarune all the way
Congrats for getting a like from Bijuu Mike and yeah
Poopypants Bishop inherited $115,793 at the age 0????
Sounds legit
Over powered
Ikr
Ikr
College funds from parents
Heir money
Bruce Wayne , man
"You strangled your son"
HE PULLED A HOMER SIMPSON!!!!
*yes.*
You received 2 replies after a year.
@@maryr4195 XD
Y
@@keithviau1239 e
The video: "I enjoy it you enjoy it. It is something everyone enjoys."
My mom: "uh....: *walks away slowly*
😂😂
Barney: you enjoy, I love u, u love me too..... Right!?
Duolingo: Nahh I hate you, you hate me too..... Right!?
Duolingo x Barney
"If your last name's poopypants, never become a teacher because you will REGRET IT."
*captain underpants flashbacks*
same
Same
That’s what I thought
Ahahahaha Professor P!
Memories
Bijuu Mike : my kids already have kids
Me : no those are your nephews, anyone else realise that, no, just me okay
Same
Ikr
Gatcha Kay 100th like love this :)
same
Gatcha Kay I did too
Jimmy as in Mr.Beast? He turned out really really well
@Mike oxlong I think he knows
@@bleaf3953 no we mean the original Jimmy
Fortunately because poopypants had no parents. He grew up to be the main character in an anime!
Donxihote Doflamingo?
(idk how to spell it)
Rick and Morty.
Poopypants: *I'm Batman.*
Doflamingo Don and is a captain underpants villain
Or an elementary teacher!!
The part when he said
“Ooo yeah pregnant keep it”
Made me laugh 😂
He attac
He snacc
Be most importantly ...
He's anti-vax
WAIT HOLD UP I JUST SCROLLED THROUGH COMMENTS AND YOU COPIED DEATH CLAW AT YOUR DOOR UM EXPOSED KINDA.... IM AWKWARD SORRY
@@sontang5688 posted before death crawl
anthony the pro did you have a seizure also you sound so qUiRkY
Thats funny
@@galixbee-9564 y does everything have to b labelled quirky lyk we get it
"I'm not going to capitalise anything"
5 secs later
*The Name is capitilised*
Bitlife automatically capitalizes it
Him: Like Earth Worm Sally, spreading diseases from Florida to Cali
Me: *hehehehe......flamingo*
Me: *hehehehe......Todoroki*
hehehehehheheheehehehheehehehehheheehehehehee
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
*hehehehe…i was looking for this comment because…*
*FLAMGO*
FLAMGO
Yes, *I am a Bijuu Bet.*
*AND I AM PROUD*
Thank you for uploading! You always make my day!
U of the walkingvdead from joe
@Lilac Chu Im pretty sure they agreed to liking Deltarune
@Lilac Chu Oh sorry about that then😬
Hello proud Im dad!
Mistiie I once “speedran” deltarune on the switch. Time was roughly 2:52:30, I think
shivers
poopypants
Bijuu: “I’m not gonna capitalize any of their names.”
*1 second later..*
Shivers
Poopypants
I like ur profile pic
superkira 2006, well thank ya
Serenity Dobbs SoooooO Trueeeeeeeeeee
And also I do like your profile pic
I wanted the last name to be me timbers
“If you want your kid to be a Astronaut get out of here”
Karen: *INTENSE TYPING*
XD
Lol
Kaito: *Am I a joke to you?*
She’d type faster than speed of light
Ok
He attac
He snacc
But most importantly ...
he is bringing bitlife bacc
I just put this
Ik when you put bacc it auto corrected it to back
Bacc
6:22 Captain Underpants is calling... And so is Professor Poopypants (Am I the only one to notice that)
Muz CuzBuz I did 😂😂😂
Muz CuzBuz I did xD
Mike: And they accumulated almost 2 trillion...
Me: No Mike that is billion😪
"i DonT kNow MatH"
straigh up 24/7 school mood
I used 34 brain cells on 56 x 2 or 56 + 56- but that’s.................... mathematical math.
My boyfriend's name in Bitlife is Mike Poussy.
I...um...
wow.
Mine too...
Pickle Chin Sorry, hun. Your boyfriends are cheating on you.
I had one that was like Daniel cobbledick💀
*casually flashes back to Mr and misses Dictionary*
LMAO
"If my last name was Poopypants, I would turn out to be a pretty evil guy."
Is that a Captain Underpants reference?
edit: guys please don't make fun of me for this, I wrote this when I was younger and I'm just leaving it up for the kids who might like this kind of stuff
zoe 15
Zoe poopypants hahaha
@@johnnymantle79
Johnny Poopypants
hahahaha.
Yes
Yes it is
I have that book lol
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
*He don't know math*
Guess what, I accidentally abandoned my child
I was depressed
Then
My abandoned daughter still came to my funeral 😭😭
I feel the r/wooosh coming on...
U idiot
@are red玫瑰 why
Lmao UA-cam
Me and my friend were doing it
My brother came and abandoned our kid you idiot
Aww😂 now thats a chuld that loved you unconditionally
Here's a tip: when ur husband wants a divorce and u owe money close out of bitlife completely and then u won't have to pay anything
omg i love your bitlife series 😍 also 477 is a very random number of years
Yes it is
Is it more random than 8262862852852719736389236
Bijuu: Earth Worm Sally, spreading diseases from Florida to Cali
Me: *shook* I salute you for knowing that song by
ALBERTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Your Average Weeb Here YEEEEESSSS
YES QUEEN *EARTHWORM SALLY*
New share my story: My name is Change my Poopypants and I got killed by my dad.
hi oma
@@asht0nkai yes
🅘 🅓🅞🅝🅣 🅖🅔🅣 🅘🅣
I noticed something.
WHY IS HE A POLICE OFFICER COMMITING CRIMES???
You poor ignorant person
(No offense)
@@deenahsherazi9841 no u
(Big offence)
I like ur profile pic 👌
@@ifinnishboy4126 that's not chill.
Lol
"I wanted to be like Earthworm Sally, spreading diseases from Florida to Cali"
Me: ALBERRRRRT
Also me: EaRtHWoRm SaLllY
【-smol bean-】 me bog roux haha get noob
still chill
Purpellent su tart chillllll
Me roux
still chill
Mike: Can we have more than two children?
Myself in bit life who has 10 regular children from one man, and 6 stepchildren from another man: You have to *believe*
0:44 "HOW MANY GENERATIONS IS THAT??"
*i t s r i g h t t h e r e*
Real LMAO
AHHH HE SAID EARTHWORM SALLY . WE STAN A KING WHO WATCHES FLAMINGO
Simplyy. Mya
Earthworm Sally, spreading diseases from Florida to Cali.
YESS
yayaay
yaaas
SUCRIBE FALINGO.
We have bijuu mike
We have Gacha Mike
What’s next?
*BIT-JUU MIKE*
Biju Mike won't let gacha Mike out of his basement
Most surnames were first created to show people what ones business was, such as baker, cook or Smith (blacksmith). Later on they were changed and slowly they were merged between things like Latin and surnames changed.
So what you’re saying is…
That’s actually really interesting I didn’t know that at all!
Okay but Bijuu Mike watches flamingo?!?!
EDIT: i love falingo and thanks for the 81 likes on my question
1832 Wagon wait I’m at the beginning of the video wHat
Yes, He does, He also said it on his other Channel, Gacha Mike, He had a dare to be Earthworm Sally, which He didn't know about, but He said He watches Flamingo.
EARTHWORM SALLY
In his bitlife youtuber battle thing it shows flamingo in his subscribers
Still Chill busters : )
“Earthworm sally” nice flamingo reference
@Meme Lord a youtuber makes roblox vids and loves to scream
Not sure exactly who started last names but I found this on google:
Michael Hunter's son could be Robert Bowyer, if Robert happened to be a bow maker. Surnames gradually became more popular and over time, began to be standardized within families. By about the early 16th century, last names were an accepted and usual part of people's names throughout Western Europe.
It's an honor being one of your bets bijuu.
"If your last name is PoopyPants never become a teacher." *Professer P. PoopyPants* : Yea, no duh. (Captain Underpants-)
beautiful
Your amazing thank you for for always making me laugh even on the worst days
You put for 2x
You’re*
John Cannon thank you for correcting me
"I wanna be like earthworm sally"
... Is he an albert fan too?
ᴀᴋɪʀᴀ yes...
A man of culture
Yup like me
*_-S T I L L C H I L L-_*
*SHE BE BAD AND SHE BE BAD AND SHE BE BAD AND SHE BE BAD*
It always helps to watch you’re videos my mom just told me my pet died so I immediately thought to watch you’re videos to ease the pain.
I'm sorry about your pet
EARTH WORM SALLY, SPREADING DISEASES FORM FLORIDA TO CALLI I love flamingo to lel
He attac
He Protecc
But most Importantly
He Pooped His Pants
He attac
He Protecc
But most importantly
Wat de hecc
Bex!?!?
UH NO ITS NOT BEX
Monika Delagrosso GACHA ASEMBLE
Wait why is you're name Monika, and your watching bijuu Mike
"Be Kind, Rewind." Still needa watch that. Great vid!
OMFG I STOPPED WATCHING MIJUU BIKE WHEN HE HAD LIKE 350000 SUBSCRIBERS (i was still subscribed) AND I JUST CAME BACK AND SAW 2 MIL AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU MIKE
Tzarina Carrido SAMEE IDK WHYY
No actually i was here at 100k
Since 2015
Dear bijuu mike i think if you were a female you would be a
bit-
*LIFE LOVER*
Mystery YT your using a pick up line on A boy to turn him female because you love him if he was a girl
@@dumbassshitposting6523 ?
@@dumbassshitposting6523 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
no parents, no family or someone to love him, and more money then me. Sound's like Bruce Wayne to me
I randomized and got Gaylord
Wt-??
lol gay
That’s my cousins last name 💀 crissy gaylord
ALL GAYS BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW GOD!! 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
Mine too mine was gay lord but I named all my kids after stds lol
@@lindaloreign9346 *Yes master* 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈
WOAH IM KINDA EARLY BUT KINDA LATE
How the heck does he know about earthworm sally?
in one of his vids he showed his subscriptions list and it had flamingo/albert in it
@@finx3 I saw it to Im not Blind LIKE FOR FLAMINGO FAM
Flamingooo
:0
FlAmiNGo!!!
2:49 Wow Bijuu you did math correctly 61 - 32 is 29. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
OMFG HE KNOWS ABOUT FLAMINGO AND EARTHWORM SALLY ZOSBSODVSKHDVRHD HOLY FICK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH
@Alivia Hale OMFG ZISVOAVSOSVXISGS HE KNOWSSSSSSSSSSSSS
@Random Bish and now I regret making this comment you have a fucking GACHA LIFE PROFILE PIC
This is Annoying
My same reaction, toe man
( lol, sorry bout the nickname, too lazy to write the whole thing. But apparently not to lazy to write this)
Chill buddo
Both my favorite youtubers have something to do with earthworm sally lol
Skylar Jenna oml sammmee
Ikrr I was like *OMG*
Ikr I was blown away by him mentioning Earthworm Sally
Same
Like OMG LOL
“Universe’s worst impression of Will Smith”...well that aged like milk.
Hey, Mikey! I know this is totally irrelevant to this video, but I just wanted to say that you are awesome. Each and every one of your videos makes my day, and you're honestly really funny. At a time you were once the thing I looked forward to after long, tiring days.
You are wonderful, Bijuu.
Don't change for anyone.
Damn he didn't see this comment
@@ImJustDanii XD
Bijuu ,congrats on 2 million! 👍👍👍👍👌👌👌👏👏👏
6:19
And that's how captain underpants was made
goodnight son
Mike:earthworm sally
Me: WoT iS dAt YoU sAiD?¿
FLAMINGO FAN
It's earthworm Sally!
Carrying diseases from Florida to cali!
That song is just retarded what are u 12?
Earthworm sally, shes the worm that lives in a valley,
Earthworm sally, she beats up criminal in the alley
Weird Dork yes, actually, I am.
You should make a channel like gacha mike but...
.
BITLIFE MIKE!!!!!!
Original Idea By Me!
I love ur profile pic
After 1066, the Norman barons introduced surnames into England, and the practice gradually spread. Initially, the identifying names were changed or dropped at will, but eventually they began to stick and to get passed on
He atacc
He protecc
But most importantly..
He spread Diseases from Florida to cali
Edit: 6:28 of.poopypants
-Bacc
I know what it's like to have a strange last name. I mean, mine isn't really bad, Near.
But imagine the cheesy jokes.
It pisses me off when people don’t capitalize things correctly. My OCD fucking slays me when certain things aren’t perfect.
Surnames usually come from occupations, relations, nature, etc. Basically how someone would identify others. Johnson = John's son, Grayson = Gray's son, and so on. I can't think of occupation ones off the top of my head right now.
Barns/Barnes could be one
My old school nurse’s last name was Butts..
She got made fun of *alot*
Someone at my school. Has the last name gay
Major *Oof*
*a lot
Catgirl is awkward really
0:00 the face you make when you’re in the midst of talking- 0:01 the face you make when someone interrupts you...
7:40 Nephews and Nieces are your siblings children, what ur talking about are grandchildren.
When your sick and watching this
-Blame the delinquents- *Bijuu Mike!*
It's bijuu
I love ur profile pic
superkira 2006 thx!
superkira 2006 thanks!
“It’s kinda a thing we all enjoy here” we also enjoy David’s mom
Who else internally screamed at 5:41 (if u a fan, u a fan)? Just me, ok....😞
Paisley Owens is that a custom profile picture.. Bc that is so cute it’s like from the power puff girls but customized :3
Miju Biju:
Oooops,i accidentaly killed my son.Eeeh,who cares?
I have a legacy called 'Auburn Legacy' I'm currently on 12x grandchild and I'm still going. Btw I've been going since yesterday
7:34
You mean... "We'e going to leave a *poop* stain"
I be sitting down crying because anime be sad, (death note)
Then my tears MAGICALLY turn in to a bijju Mike video.
Or he just convinetly uploaded at this time.
I honestly don't care tho. 🙂
I have an ongoing Bitlife legacy of 878 generations. One of them found the holy grail as a daily heirloom.
Salad kun: I don't know math.
(Baldi comes into the room)
Salad kun: oh c r a p
Congrats on getting 2 million subscribers, you're the best youtuber ever Bijuu mike! Love the vids you do, keep up the good work! :D
You got hit by, you got struck by a smooth criminal.
The game said Smooth Criminal
earthworm sally
spreading diseases from florida to cali (florida to cali)
i'm an earthworm flying through the air
i'm an earthworm but i don't really care
i'm a barber i'll do your hair
Yass albert flamingo
Go girl
@@tonyashepherd-ashby8882 yes
This is Annoying
@@vurbihateu1626 no u
@@dtawist im sorry but the "no u" thing doesn't work for me.
Yes!!! I love Bitlife!!!! Fantastic addicting game!! Yeah the bitlife devs have got to add foster parents to the game and then have them adopt us!!!
Mike: I was probably more proud of the caca.
ROFL!
15:19
-Hmmm she died
-right
-she also has some money what should we do with it ?
-OH I KNOW LETS GIVE IT TO HER 0 YEAR OLD CHILD
“Who came up with last names anyway” Now someone finally is asking the questions I am!!
No one person did! Some people still don't have last names, or surnames, today! Some people have more than one last name, or surname, (for example many Latin American cultures pass on the mother and father's surname to the child).
Here is a comment I left for another commenter explaining last names:
Actually for most of human history humans did not have surnames. Surnames were reserved for mainly nobles and royalty. Even today some cultures don't have surnames or have more than one surname. In some cultures, such as Vietnamese culture, most people have the same surname not because they are related, but because they picked the name of the ruler of the time (the last ruler in Vietnam had the surname Nguyen). Most modern day surnames are entirely made up or given for numerous reasons. Another example is when slavery was abolished in the United States in the 1860s, some former slaves chose to keep the last names of their Master's because they already knew those names, not necessarily because they were genetically related.
I hope that helps!
"You know i wanted to be like earthworm Sally"
Me:*insert me screaming cause of the flamingo reference*
i have a legacy with 970 years and 29 generations all you do is leave all your money in your will to one kid and go on and on and u get more money
damn, back it with the dysfunctional families!!!
A bus driver offers u $11,100
Eh what could go wrong~Bijuu mike
Oh that can go wrong~bijuu mik
2:09 last names used to be somebodys occupation, like smith, meaning they were a blacksmith, mills, as in the were a mill worker, of course there are names that don’t add up to this but still
7:25 Those are your nephews
When he said eArThWoRm sally I was ganna cry
True
ῳɧɛrɛ ıʂ Ɩơɠąŋ ʂცɛŋƙ ąɬ?
My BitLife generations are 600 something years and I’m still going-
0:45 “How many generations is that?” *Literally says on top*
Earthworm Sally: Spreading diseases from Florida to Cali
Bijju mike is a flamingo fan!!!??!
I want to get a liked comment from bijuu or Flamingo
This is so annoying now
That rewind quote in the beginning was a prompt to use time travel and fix your mistakes.
Can you try to do a bit life where you try to make the literature club, or try and be one of the members? Maybe?
This was a funny video.
Just on a side note being a history historian today marks the 75th anniversary of D-DAY.
‘’Everyone Meet Shivers Poopypants!’’
Shivers and his whole family: *wHy dId YoU nAmE Me ThIS wAY..*
*"WhY wHYy whYY!"*
Jap: なぜ母はこのように私に名前を付けたの
Eng: WHY MOM WHY WHY DID YOU NAME ME THIS WAY
@@thejestersnightI actually thought of Heathers when I saw your comment.
Mike! Play school girl simulator again! I miss your videos about it.
Sakura Mochi what if he don’t want to?