Fun fact: Incest is illegal in Alabama! The penalty is up to 10 years jail time and a $15,000 fine. Ohio, New Jersey, and Rhode Island? Eh, not so much...
As far as I can see online, it's legal so long as one person is not a parental figure to the other in Ohio. The other two say no marriage, although Rhode Island says each person must be at least 16, while the legal age is 18 in New Jersey.
You should do a mean girls challenge. It's easy: 1.grow up to be a brat 2.become popular 3.make three friends at school if possible (two are your side kicks and one you slowly turn against to become enemies) 4. spread rumors about school staff and students 5. Have a boyfriend and also cheat on him 6.get a job as a model 7.buy and spend the most money 8.have a husband but continue to cheat on him Then you're done please do the challenges
In the past: Person: You wont give me my Latte? That's it. Your obtuse! Worker: Okay Present Time: Person: You wont give me my Latte? That's it. Your obtuse! Worker: Okay get out! You are banned!
I love how I was born in Alabama, but now I live in Texas- I just don't understand why southern people are okay with marrying their cousins but they aren't okay with LGBT
I'm very southern (I also live in Alabama) and I'm LGBT. Everyone I've talked to who lives in a different state thinks it's weird that I'm LGBT because I'm southern.
Hey everyone not kidding, I am an android bitlife player and on the list of things in the new update it says "many bugs squashed" instead of many bug fixes. I find that hilarios
Don't kiss ur cousin it went on and on but I was so curious I said yes and then i got slapped my smarts went to zero and my whole family hated me. It's like real life but without kissing my cousin...jk jk...unless
Lily Canete-Goodine muhhajajajjajajajajahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahHhHHhahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahaahmuhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha that’s never happened to M E
The Santa Challenge! - Must be a boy - Must be straight - Must pick the most caring or nicest option for every scenario - Try to keep your happiness above 75% for most of your life - When you reach the age of fifty, give gifts to everyone you know each year - Must have a wife til she dies (Mrs Claus!) - And don’t ever cheat on her! - Must work at a type of restaurant so you can get that muffin top c: If you have any other rules for me to add to this challenge, please reply! :D
@@carla4414 Failed. Tried to make my nieces and nephews happy but one of them hated me,also I nver got a wife. But hey atleast I gota job as a food runner and my nieces and nephews attended my funeral
One way I died was: Someone insulted me and I insulted them back. I got hit with a crowbar (I think that's what it was) And died. I was age 80 I think...
Kokichi Oma I died by telling a the principal as a kid was miss acting, guess what? *HE BLEW ME UP WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER!* Another bizarre thing is I told my mother that my sister was arguing, the sister threw a Molotov at me, she missed luckily.
I remember once when I was a kid I was listening to an audiobook of Peter Rabbit, and there was one part where it was like "Peter married his cousin Flopsy" and I remember being so weirded out XD
Funny story uwu: Our teacher split us up into 2 groups. Our group had one boy. It was a trivia game, and the teacher asked, "What do you do under the mistletoe?" And the only boy had to answer. And when he did our group just burst out laughing and the teacher and other kids looked at us like we were crazy.
I have a challenge (it can also be a ribbon i think): Addict chalenge: 1.Whenever your friends will eat something for example... BACON IN CHOCOLATE eat it too 2. If you will find something like drugs then sell or eat them. 3. Whenever someone willl offer you drugs or other things take them. (you can select other addict challenge like addiction to vacation or to crimes or love)
Note from someone who actually lives in Alabama: we actually don’t do that stuff unless you get to the really rural parts and even then it’s very rare. It’s more in Tennessee and Mississippi than here.
I didn’t even know what Alabama was until this video, no offence to you but I never knew it was a country and no need to put the note I’m sure it’s all jokes but if it’s not then feel free to tell everybody. Also where is Alabama?
I hate that this only has 8 likes the fact that you showed true love and respect is so caring but people only like the ones that say stupid jokes that most of the time aren’t even funny but imma give you a like on this one.
Omg I'm so early!! Bijuu Mike you are literally my idol and the best grass block on the planet lol I'm so glad you're here. You've helped me through my 2019. *You* saved me from suicide and I'm ever so grateful ❤️
0:48 Don’t worry I’ll do it for u Nobody told u life was gonna be this way Ur jobs a joke ur broke ur love life’s DOA It’s like ur always stuck in second gear When it hasn’t been ur day ur week ur month or even ur year but I’ll be there for u when the rain starts to fall I’ll be there for u like I’ve been there before I’ll be there for u Cos ur there for me tooooo
I’m from Alabama and this is not how we do things. My parents and all of my friends parents are from different places,and are not cousins. It kinda pisses me off that people think that we do incest in Alabama. I still love your videos though.
Oh no, sorry I thought you did XD, I was just saying how I hate when people who don't live here make incest jokes. Sorry if I seemed like I was being rude towards you, XD
0:53 Me:don't worry I will sing it for u :3 SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* YOUR JOB'S A JOKE yOU'RE BROKE YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND YEAR *bim* *bim *bim* WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY,YOUR WEEK,YOUR MONTH,OR EVEN YOUR YEEEAAAAR,*BUT* I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU,WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU,LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU,CAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO *tin* *tiririn* *tin *tin* tin* *tiiiiin*
Did you notice that after you kiss your cousin, ALL of your family absolutely hates you? Even your children!! I learned this the hard way in BitLife...
"Girls you should count yourself lucky." Have you ever been elbowed in the chest? It hurts, also when we get kicked where the sun don't shine it huuuuuuuuurts!
I love how BitLife kept asking you if you were sure about kissing your cousin on the lips. Even BitLife is disgusted with you going all Alabama on them.
Bijuu Mike I wanted to say that you are one of my favorite youtubers you got me through tough times after I argued with my parents. I was always sad that I couldn't control me yelling at my parents. You are one of my favorite youtubers and I really hope I am able to have a UA-cam type of group I make similar videos with. I wanted to say thank you for making videos
Sweet Home Alabama Challenge! 1. Never date anyone but your family members 🤠👨👩👦 2. Get married to one of said family members, then cheat on them w/ _another_ family member 😱 3. Stalk your ex, and hook up with other family members along the way! 😏 4. See how much you can mess up your genepool (AKA make your children uglier and uglier), and keep living as your children to make sure they don't mess up the "family tradition" 🤭
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Fun fact: Incest is illegal in Alabama! The penalty is up to 10 years jail time and a $15,000 fine.
Ohio, New Jersey, and Rhode Island? Eh, not so much...
wHaT
I live in Ohio lol
But I've never seen anyone date their family
As far as I can see online, it's legal so long as one person is not a parental figure to the other in Ohio. The other two say no marriage, although Rhode Island says each person must be at least 16, while the legal age is 18 in New Jersey.
omg
Wait-
Bijuu: "I got anxiety because of socks!"
Therapist: "huh"
Lol
Next up on worst Christmas presents and what they do to your kids is.... Anxiety caused by plain white socks
שחר א. The last story was
Today on Worst Christmas presents and what they do to you kids is... Purple onion makes your teen depressed.
*_"huh"_*
Therapist is now there and pissed
Bit Life *REALLY* doesn't want you to kiss your cousin on the lips.
Yep
Yeah its almost like bitlife was made in
18th century austria with the hapsburg family tree
@@Pringlyman that time period should have been named jaws
Yeppp
Yup
You should do a mean girls challenge. It's easy:
1.grow up to be a brat
2.become popular
3.make three friends at school if possible (two are your side kicks and one you slowly turn against to become enemies)
4. spread rumors about school staff and students
5. Have a boyfriend and also cheat on him
6.get a job as a model
7.buy and spend the most money
8.have a husband but continue to cheat on him
Then you're done please do the challenges
Queen Of Jesters and join the Mean Girls clique!
Queen Of Jesters Also get really popular
Natalie Olinger yep was about to say that haha 🤣
Queen Of Jesters really good idea
I'm doing this noww~
Remember when we used to hurt ourself by how much we smashed that like button...
I still do
iron man my phone just broke when I was watching the last est video, literally tho, my phone never broke before
i crippled my fingers
Wow, this is hearted by Mike...
Memories…
In the past:
Person: You wont give me my Latte? That's it. Your obtuse!
Worker: Okay
Present Time:
Person: You wont give me my Latte? That's it. Your obtuse!
Worker: Okay get out! You are banned!
*"are you sure you want to kiss your cousin on the lips?"*
Scrubs: **laughs**
Bijuu: **Alabama noises**
wtf are alabama noises 😂
@@Urmomisdele 😂
Noises that Alabama people make. lolol
Im alabama and i make noises liKe bLAH BLAH BLAh
Not being rude being funny
@@amandajohnson7234 I wasn't offended- uwu
Bijuu: spreads rumors about jose
*later* jose: (unfriends him)
Bijuu: whyyy? What did i do?
I believe the rumor was, “Hey did you know that Jose’s strange?” 😂
Hey Mike, you're very obtuse 💚
Nah, he's acute triangle!
l think you forgot who you were looking at
I-
How da frick did I read it saying obese 0. 0
@a human don't have to be a Grammer police but okay.
Scrubs : hey bijuu
Bijuu : yea
Scrubs : we want to tell ya something
Bijuu : go on
Scrubs : you are very obtuse
Bijuu : thanks
I love how I was born in Alabama, but now I live in Texas-
I just don't understand why southern people are okay with marrying their cousins but they aren't okay with LGBT
Ikr it's stupid (I'm a lesbian ÙwÚ)
Thank you!
I'm very southern (I also live in Alabama) and I'm LGBT. Everyone I've talked to who lives in a different state thinks it's weird that I'm LGBT because I'm southern.
I'm southern and I'm not okay with marrying cousins and I'm okay with LGBT..
It’s so stupid (I’m a lesbian)
Us anime fans have a term for this: Wincest
Yes indeed lol. But only for anime.
yep lol
Just Some Guy without a Mustache
My mind immediately went to Supernatural fanfics I wish I didn’t read. **shudders**
I like anime.
I *DESPISE* incest
whut about yiffcest? uwu
Well time to drop kick my cousin
I have 9 cousins so...
XD
I have 6
Queen Pandicorn Why?
I have cousins I have never even met or I don't remeber so I have LOT of family
Hey everyone not kidding, I am an android bitlife player and on the list of things in the new update it says "many bugs squashed" instead of many bug fixes. I find that hilarios
Me to lol
Yeah I saw that lol
Damn I must have dementia cause I don't remember asking
Nathan Firlik same I don’t remember Asking u either
Me to! XD
Noice
Noice
*lip smack*
*slurp*
Sun Flow_ I thought u said nonce lol
Lol
Don't kiss ur cousin it went on and on but I was so curious I said yes and then i got slapped my smarts went to zero and my whole family hated me. It's like real life but without kissing my cousin...jk jk...unless
Lily Canete-Goodine muhhajajajjajajajajahahhahahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahhahaahHhHHhahahahaahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahaahmuhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahaha that’s never happened to M E
I did it too
Same, except my cousin didnt care lol
I did it and we got together and they got me pregnant my family still hated me including my daughter from my then ex-husband
unless
“Are you sure you want to kiss your cousin on the lips?”
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Your so old
@NullZMusi like you
@@futabasakura6881 like yo mom and dad and you
dude it was a joke chilllllll
Respect the veterans
The Santa Challenge!
- Must be a boy
- Must be straight
- Must pick the most caring or nicest option for every scenario
- Try to keep your happiness above 75% for most of your life
- When you reach the age of fifty, give gifts to everyone you know each year
- Must have a wife til she dies (Mrs Claus!)
- And don’t ever cheat on her!
- Must work at a type of restaurant so you can get that muffin top c:
If you have any other rules for me to add to this challenge, please reply! :D
Doing it now!
Blood Stone
Tell me how it goes XD
@@carla4414 Failed. Tried to make my nieces and nephews happy but one of them hated me,also I nver got a wife. But hey atleast I gota job as a food runner and my nieces and nephews attended my funeral
U r genus
Blood Stone
LOL. I feel so sorry for your Santa XD
In bitlife someone "stretched my hair".
I died...
One way I died was:
Someone insulted me and I insulted them back. I got hit with a crowbar (I think that's what it was) And died. I was age 80 I think...
Wow 😂
@@asap._.d1rt nice profile pic
Kokichi Oma I died by telling a the principal as a kid was miss acting, guess what?
*HE BLEW ME UP WITH A ROCKET LAUNCHER!*
Another bizarre thing is I told my mother that my sister was arguing, the sister threw a Molotov at me, she missed luckily.
Dogezilla The legendary
Rip-😭😂
I was the guy that posted that reddit post. Feels great to be featured in Bijuu Mike's video.
Whelp my state is insulted now lol. 😂
We don't do incest idk why people made that dumb joke.... It's very illegal here.
I think someone made a song(a very popular song) about being in love with their cousin in alabama
Called sweet home alabama-
._.
We don’t hate Alabama. You southerners are soft. Ironic.
it's a meme
@@lnelygacha6424 lol no
9:10
Bijuu: "sample gifts"
Me POV:"wait I thought it said simple gifts" * goes back* "IT DOES SAY SIMPLE GIFTS
I was just about to update the game XD
MagicalGamer543 // Kat what do you mean?
@@readsmoke i was just about to update bitlife
MagicalGamer543 // Kat I'm an idiot
13:14. This is why David's mom hates bitlife
Lol ikr
And a boy named david stalked me and he is also from korea and one year older than me and he left the school where i study few months ago lol
@@김종채-l7u oof
Well that’s...
*SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
You said it wrong it’s sweet home Alabama not home sweet Alabama
Lil’ Dorito sorry I don’t live there
Infinite Edgy it’s alright and no need to apologise I was just saying we all good :)
I don't know if he knows but there is now an achievement for watching Bijuu Mike on Bitlife
This video is how I end my last day of school before winter break.
Lol same
OreoLover451 today was my last day before winter break lol
omg same 😂
Same. Tomorrow I'm starting my road trip to a different state and staying there till I have to go back to school. (I'm gonna stay with my brother)
lol this vid is how im starting my winter break, first thing in the morning
20:02
Me: *internally screaming*
Darn- that’s a neat update tho
Just want to make something clear
Nobody.👏 cares.👏 if.👏 your.👏 first.👏 or.👏 early.👏
😂
Intellectual I used to be a first/early announcer
I promised myself never to say those words
No the person who wrote in first cares
@Maggie Fluffy no I don’t lol
Sweet home Alabama (𝕕𝕖𝕨 𝕕𝕖𝕨 𝕕𝕖𝕨 𝕕𝕖𝕨 𝕕𝕖𝕨) where all your cousins marry you
Ding dong
Your uncle is in your room
Dew dew you are now your own aunt!
Wrong song...
Dammit I can hear it on beat
@@greenlanternslight. ikr i live in southern alabama and ive never heard of anyone doing that
Am I the only one who noticed the “Tony Swift” kid, and was reminded of Taylor swift?
No, just me...
Ok
wait what?! I gotta see this HUNNYYYY!
?
?
?
xD
U ruined it.
Wow
Just wow-
Omg are you Portuguese your surname is Portuguese hello
Amélia G it can be spanish too
Lucifer k
Wow
I’ve seen other people doing this, so imma start some lyrics, and you comment the next.
Ready? Let’s go!
Sweet home Alabama
Where the sky cross the blue
@@randomsam07
Sweet home Alabama
Lord I'm coming home to you
No it has to star naturally
I remember once when I was a kid I was listening to an audiobook of Peter Rabbit, and there was one part where it was like "Peter married his cousin Flopsy" and I remember being so weirded out XD
Davids mom: OH SO NOW YOU WANT MY DAVID TO STALK YOU?!?!? WHAT IS THIS???
Wud upp mah bit
*BOISSS*
Me: *reads the title*
Also me: SwEeT hOmE aLaBaMaAAAaaa
7:50 I KEEP REWATCHING IT AND LAUGHING SO HARD
This is now Sweet home Alabama
Mike:"he in America if you damage your school book you have to pay for them."
Me a British kid:"huh they just replace the book or paper here."
Sweet home Alabama. By the way awesome video!!! Dont worry I'll never hate you
Bruh you have to do it with the floppy fish font “ SwEeT HOmE AlABaMa” other wise the impact isn’t as strong
@@chillsis1650 thanks for the tip :)
You’re welcome
Funny story uwu: Our teacher split us up into 2 groups. Our group had one boy. It was a trivia game, and the teacher asked, "What do you do under the mistletoe?" And the only boy had to answer. And when he did our group just burst out laughing and the teacher and other kids looked at us like we were crazy.
What did he say?
@@mintycaramel7250 "You gotta kiss the other person" I guess it's funny
@@kaleeatkate cool
I have a challenge (it can also be a ribbon i think):
Addict chalenge:
1.Whenever your friends will eat something for example... BACON IN CHOCOLATE eat it too
2. If you will find something like drugs then sell or eat them.
3. Whenever someone willl offer you drugs or other things take them.
(you can select other addict challenge like addiction to vacation or to crimes or love)
Note from someone who actually lives in Alabama: we actually don’t do that stuff unless you get to the really rural parts and even then it’s very rare. It’s more in Tennessee and Mississippi than here.
I didn’t even know what Alabama was until this video, no offence to you but I never knew it was a country and no need to put the note I’m sure it’s all jokes but if it’s not then feel free to tell everybody.
Also where is Alabama?
Lil’ Dorito it’s a state in southern United States, lots of racists, sexist, and homophobics here
@@thatwasimpossiblethoucanno976 Alabama is right beside Georgia and Mississippi
@@strxsssed I know there is a lot of homophobes in Alabama. But at my school almost everyone supports it and its weird
Santa breaks into your house, he stalks you, and he curses "ho ho ho"
Maybe, if you'd have drunken the dirty toilet fountain water, you would've avoided mouth cancer.
That would be hilarious though
Mike: *talking about jay * that mans a legend
Me: dont you mean that *DUDE*
best quote of the day “Well i know he can’t be my enemy cause he ded”
Now that is the best first 20 secs of a video I've ever seen in my life.
Bijuu: *reads the word Psychology.*
Bijuu: *PHILOSOPHY!*
Idk if you’ll see this, but you’ve seriously been my favorite you tuber for at least 3 years. I love your content. Please keep posting videos! ❤️✨
We need to make this comment be seen by Bijuu Mike. This person is a true fan.
Random Uni Thank you! 😁
@@laurentheweeb5785 of course!
I hate that this only has 8 likes the fact that you showed true love and respect is so caring but people only like the ones that say stupid jokes that most of the time aren’t even funny but imma give you a like on this one.
Lil’ Dorito I know, it’s kinda sad
6:20 having an existential crisis is a mood...
Omg I'm so early!! Bijuu Mike you are literally my idol and the best grass block on the planet lol
I'm so glad you're here. You've helped me through my 2019. *You* saved me from suicide and I'm ever so grateful ❤️
Wow he saved you from suicide! That’s pretty powerful! He is pretty awesome right!
Sayori stole my pancakes i- I love your name
Get this top! Bjuu should hear this :>
Dude, he’s like, awesome I’m not even joking
Blue Cherry Gacha me too!
0:48
Don’t worry I’ll do it for u
Nobody told u life was gonna be this way
Ur jobs a joke ur broke ur love life’s DOA
It’s like ur always stuck in second gear
When it hasn’t been ur day ur week ur month or even ur year but
I’ll be there for u when the rain starts to fall I’ll be there for u like I’ve been there before I’ll be there for u Cos ur there for me tooooo
SWEET HOME ALABAMAAAAA
Did you come here because of the Alabama thing?
19:50 Here is it. You're welcome.
“They will always let you go in debt.”
*winces at the accuracy*
19:50 sweet home alabama
I’m from Alabama and this is not how we do things. My parents and all of my friends parents are from different places,and are not cousins. It kinda pisses me off that people think that we do incest in Alabama. I still love your videos though.
Galaxy Princess IKR I’m a little confused on how the whole meme started tbh.... people are so ignorant
Gachaway Roleplays SWEET HOME ALABAMA
srry .-.
Korekiyo walks in like-
" *heavy breathing* SISTER"
Santa is a fat man that comes into your house eats all your sweets then leaves free stuff
7:35 pumpkin spiced latte are actually really good tho tbh i cant believe some people hate it
“There is now a friends update”
*looks at title*
*looks at thumbnail*
Ohhhhh I see!
Game: "Psychology"
Bijuu Mike:
Game:
Bijuu Mike: Philosophy
That awkward moment when you ACTUALLY live in Alabama...👀
I do live in Alabama, I hate it when people who don't live in Alabama make jokes about Alabama
@@jazzywazzy7740 No,you misunderstood...I live in Alabama
Oh no, sorry I thought you did XD, I was just saying how I hate when people who don't live here make incest jokes. Sorry if I seemed like I was being rude towards you, XD
@@jazzywazzy7740 oh ok😂 And also yeah it's kinda annoying how people judge Alabama
3:43
Dough Trustemee : *Depressed*
Bijuu mike : This is fine.
0:53 Me:don't worry I will sing it for u :3
SO NO ONE TOLD YOU LIFE WAS GONNA BE THIS WAY *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
YOUR JOB'S A JOKE yOU'RE BROKE
YOUR LOVE LIFE'S D.O.A
IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALWAYS STUCK IN SECOND YEAR *bim* *bim *bim*
WHEN IT HASN'T BEEN YOUR DAY,YOUR WEEK,YOUR MONTH,OR EVEN YOUR YEEEAAAAR,*BUT*
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU,WHEN THE RAIN STARTS TO POUR
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU,LIKE I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE
I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU,CAUSE YOU'RE THERE FOR ME TOO
*tin* *tiririn* *tin *tin* tin* *tiiiiin*
Fun Fact: if you mess with students too much in bitlife they KILL YOU I did this and got killed by a GRENADE LAUNCHER!
Bitlife just went FULL ALABAMA
Yes me big brain biggggg
uhm bijuu why did you put this video twice in the same playlist
i need to know
julius *seaman*
There’s a kid in my class with the last name seaman.
Its SEAMAN (south park reference)
Did you notice that after you kiss your cousin, ALL of your family absolutely hates you? Even your children!!
I learned this the hard way in BitLife...
What come from Alabama stays in Alabama
I came from Alabama but I am now live in Texas so that logic does not work for me 😂
@@sirsybbgummy and I oop-
While watching this video, I got the add for bitlife that Mike was in
BitLife could just be called
“Gacha but in a simulator”
Or just gacha simulator
"when you can hit each other in the nuts, thats how you know you`re real friends"🤣🤣🤣I`m DEAD💀💀💀
Man I wish androids actually got updates as fast as *any other platform*
I know I hate how we're over here still on the school update but IOS is like 5 updates ahead of us!!
@@randomsam07 ANDROID IS PAINNNNNN
@@rubiidubiie I KNOW!!
No one:
Bijuu Mike: I have to do
Everyone: Really? Really?
5 hours later...
Everyone: Really?
Finally it’s here I’ve been waiting forever for the Alabama update
LMFAO
"Girls you should count yourself lucky." Have you ever been elbowed in the chest? It hurts, also when we get kicked where the sun don't shine it huuuuuuuuurts!
I love how BitLife kept asking you if you were sure about kissing your cousin on the lips. Even BitLife is disgusted with you going all Alabama on them.
When It Said You Can Skip School With Jamal,I Was Like “Oh Course You Can Skip,Because #BlameJamal”
Thats what I was thinking too lmao
PLS not jamal becoming a meme 3 years later
This is life now, *you die if someone hits y’all elbow to hard*
I loved the "Achilles elbow" joke, I'm actually reading the Iliad currently
Literally this doesn’t happen in Alabama.
Exactlyyyy
Incest In Alabama is illegal
Y’all need to chill we know it’s illegal it’s funny
Used to
Literally it’s a joke don’t get offended.
At @2:09 when is said philosophy instead of psychology.
Still the best green block around 😁
20:36 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
*is ded* Because of the response
Bijuu Mike I wanted to say that you are one of my favorite youtubers you got me through tough times after I argued with my parents. I was always sad that I couldn't control me yelling at my parents. You are one of my favorite youtubers and I really hope I am able to have a UA-cam type of group I make similar videos with. I wanted to say thank you for making videos
Sweet Home Alabama Challenge!
1. Never date anyone but your family members 🤠👨👩👦
2. Get married to one of said family members, then cheat on them w/ _another_ family member 😱
3. Stalk your ex, and hook up with other family members along the way! 😏
4. See how much you can mess up your genepool (AKA make your children uglier and uglier), and keep living as your children to make sure they don't mess up the "family tradition" 🤭
Te'Mya Hughes that’s not possible you can’t actually date your family member
@@lokiofasgard6990 I have a feeling that update is coming soon, though. Maybe Mike can refer back to it.
1:30 When scrub-chan and salad visits his family
Salad: -Sneezes-
Scrub: -Jumps off of salads shoulder- I'm on the run
Gosh I need to leave Alabama 🤦🏾♀️😬🤣🤣
Uh oh lo
Heck nAw
0:01 I keep getting that one too, every few seconds it pops up I just walk away.
The title though.
I- we killed a classmate and NOBODY is concerned...?
I clapped when he said “No one told you life was gonna be this way”
One day on bit life I kept a wolf as my pet a WILD WOLF because irl I love wolves
For once I’m early. Perfect material to watch while eating dinner.
I literally jumped when he said the scrub of the day bc my name is Olivia too 😂😂