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  • @syedmohiuddin6807
    @syedmohiuddin6807 3 роки тому +282

    I don't feel discriminated a muslim in India...because I never discriminate anyone because of their religion.
    Proud to be an Indian muslim

  • @SatyveerSinghYadav
    @SatyveerSinghYadav 5 років тому +4119

    Being Hindu, I never thought of Indian Muslim like this. I always see them like my brother

    • @CKM600
      @CKM600 5 років тому +51

      S bro but thr r many hindus who do exactly the same he explained

    • @khaleefax9553
      @khaleefax9553 5 років тому +68

      *Because you are not a brain washed BJP/Modi bhaggt. Trust me, you may not be one of them but there are millions of them out there.*

    • @SatyveerSinghYadav
      @SatyveerSinghYadav 5 років тому +91

      @@khaleefax9553 I do admire our PM. And every one think the same I do in my surrounding. No one is brain washed here.

    • @khaleefax9553
      @khaleefax9553 5 років тому +13

      @@SatyveerSinghYadav
      Watch Dhruv Rathee's channel

    • @bckstrm1897
      @bckstrm1897 5 років тому +81

      @@khaleefax9553 Not everyone who supports Modi or BJP hates Muslims. Most don't.

  • @The_emperor_007
    @The_emperor_007 5 років тому +1166

    First time "Hindu-Muslims" comments are satisfying 👍❤

    • @irshadahmad1208
      @irshadahmad1208 5 років тому +9

      Afridi alkayda ka kamandar h 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😁😁😁😁😁😁
      Good shot sir g

    • @dakshu11
      @dakshu11 5 років тому +1

      We are one!!!

    • @GauravKumar-yq8br
      @GauravKumar-yq8br 5 років тому +5

      aisa kuch nai ..harami harami hi hota hai chahe kuch v kar lo

    • @shabnamchoudhary3878
      @shabnamchoudhary3878 5 років тому

      Right

    • @GauravKumar-yq8br
      @GauravKumar-yq8br 5 років тому

      @@dineshsinghaswal1299 well said

  • @hgjhhj3491
    @hgjhhj3491 3 роки тому +316

    What I like about you is that you described situation of Muslim without mocking hindu or hindu gods. This is comedy.

    • @raxtaz1112
      @raxtaz1112 3 роки тому +6

      Wrna Shivsena to hai hi khadi
      Jai Shivaji Raje ♥

    • @netajinaman9794
      @netajinaman9794 3 роки тому +2

      Yes brother. He is gem ❤️🇮🇳

    • @netajinaman9794
      @netajinaman9794 3 роки тому +3

      @@raxtaz1112 ghanta kuch karte, congress hai waha mumbai me.
      Balasaheb the tab thik tha

  • @abhishekvidhani1215
    @abhishekvidhani1215 6 років тому +558

    Today I saw a true Indian Muslim speaking his heart out. Salute to you sir 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @loverebel6632
      @loverebel6632 5 років тому +1

      हिन्दू मुस्लिम सिख ईसाई सोचना सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक मानसिक बीमारी है और कुछ नहीं हम सब सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक इंसान है हमारे अंदर लाल रंग का खून है जिसको लेबोरेटरी में टेस्ट करने के लिए भी भेजो तो सिर्फ एहि पता चलेगा की एक इंसान है बाकी और कुछ सोचना सिर्फ एक भ्रम झूठ और मानिसक विकार या बीमारी है ,इंसान की फितरत होती है बाँट देने की जैसे कुत्ते अपने मूत से अपनी जगह बनाते है वैसा ही इन्सान करता है ,और भूख प्यास डर गुस्सा सेक्स यह सब इंसान की अंदर की चीज़ें होती है ,इंसान सिर्फ पुरुष के साथ ही भेद भाव् करता है दुसरे धर्म की औरतो के साथ दुसरे धर्म के पुरुष को मज़ा ही आता है क्योंकि यह सब अंदर की ज़रूरतें है ,इसलिए इंसान एक जानवर से ज़्यादा कुछ नहीं है बस जानवर प्यार की भाषा समझते है जबकि इंसान प्यार की भाषा को कमज़ोर की जुबां गिनता है इसलिए अगर इंसान हो तो इंसानो से प्यार करो इज़्ज़त करो मदद करो बाकी फ़ालतू बातें बंद कर दो

    • @noorain8552
      @noorain8552 5 років тому +3

      Kabhi ghr se nikal liya kro bhai😌

    • @msanwar6223
      @msanwar6223 5 років тому

      Sorry to say but your knowledge about Indian Muslim's is limited.

    • @abhishekvidhani1215
      @abhishekvidhani1215 5 років тому

      MS Anwar Yup I don’t have much knowledge about Indian Muslims. I said what I felt at that time after watching this video.

    • @abhishekvidhani1215
      @abhishekvidhani1215 5 років тому

      MS Anwar But why ? Have I said something wrong ?

  • @viditmaheshwari4595
    @viditmaheshwari4595 6 років тому +131

    Bhai Despite of Being a Hindu I studied at Aligarh Muslim University and serving as a soldier......I myself witnessed India winning the world cup in the common room of my hostel.......their may some handful muslims who were supporting Pakistan but their number was negligible when compared to Indian Muslim Supporters.
    Jai Hind

    • @jaguar2948
      @jaguar2948 6 років тому +8

      But the problem is when some Muslims chant against india rest Muslims behave like puppet that's why i say Muslims are hypocrite they don't want to boycott them because all are same that is called #Gaddar

    • @manohar2138
      @manohar2138 6 років тому +4

      or aapne apne samne apni country ki insult hote huye kaise dekhi..............mai hota to aasi tessi krba deta unko...............or direct FIR

    • @nidhitripahti6064
      @nidhitripahti6064 6 років тому

      This is because we are forced to feel that we are pakistani despite indian

  • @rey_kshitu5965
    @rey_kshitu5965 5 років тому +1744

    Reporters doing comedy and
    Comedian doing true reporting...

    • @rey_kshitu5965
      @rey_kshitu5965 5 років тому +13

      You are awesome bro keep it continue. ...

    • @vinayakpednekar5236
      @vinayakpednekar5236 5 років тому +6

      Bunny-2209 ji you have summarised it so well... I just loved this whole episode..

    • @mehjoor5470
      @mehjoor5470 5 років тому +4

      right bro

    • @riyazhussain9673
      @riyazhussain9673 5 років тому +3

      Bahuth badi baat kahi hai Bunny ji..

    • @bijaymahakul
      @bijaymahakul 5 років тому +1

      Masses need to realise this

  • @deekshasingh5999
    @deekshasingh5999 3 роки тому +1561

    I m hindu....when i was in school thier was our teacher "Salim sir"(we don't even know his surname 😎) he was literally ideal of all students...he was very dedicated n disciplined teacher, even though he was suffering from brain tumor he never missed our class..... guys...for us he is neither a muslim nor a hindu...he was someone we want to be like 🙏( pray for his long life)

    • @aribaansari4849
      @aribaansari4849 3 роки тому +95

      When I was reading your comment I was thinking about my father because he is a teacher and his name is also Salim Ahmed but when you said he was suffering from brain tumour
      I 'd be like:- Oh! She is not talking about my father
      But whoever you are prasing may Allah ! Give him long long life😇🤲🤲

    • @rifatmahmud2647
      @rifatmahmud2647 3 роки тому +3

      ❤️❤️

    • @shivay.8098
      @shivay.8098 3 роки тому +12

      Wo jald se jald allah k pas chala jay .

    • @shivay.8098
      @shivay.8098 3 роки тому +6

      Ishwar use uske imajinary allah wallah jo bhi hay usk pas bhej de .

    • @shivay.8098
      @shivay.8098 3 роки тому +2

      Ab ek gadhi batay gi ki adharmiyon ki lambi umra k liye pray karna hay ki kya karna hay .abe. O chipkali abhi gyan ekatha kar gyan dene ki abhi teri haisiyat nahi hay .

  • @DrSem-xs5gf
    @DrSem-xs5gf 6 років тому +216

    Me ek foji officer aur ek trainer b hoon aur muslim b .12 saal me ne lakhoon ladkoon ko training di hai ..but kabhi b dharaam bej me ni aya hai ..l love my country.. jai hind jai bharat ..
    Rahman bhai love u so much and good awareness...

    • @vikramprajapat661
      @vikramprajapat661 6 років тому

      We r indian sir

    • @parthj1403
      @parthj1403 6 років тому +3

      Sir ji to Kashmiri Muslims kyu nahi kar te payar India se?

    • @vikaaso
      @vikaaso 6 років тому +1

      Sir ap jaise veero ne to desh ko bacha rakha Hai...apka dharm manavata ka dharm na ap Hindu hote ho na mushalman...but Raham Ji ki commedy me sarcasm jyada Hai..he is just targeting Hindus

    • @manishmohan2010
      @manishmohan2010 6 років тому +3

      VIKASH PANDEY Saab kya aap nahin samajhte unhein apni Desh bhakti har di prove karni hoti hai

    • @pkmb5483
      @pkmb5483 6 років тому

      mdh Sem Jai Hind sir

  • @mohamedsidick9524
    @mohamedsidick9524 6 років тому +4957

    Born to a muslim
    Brought up with hindus
    Educated by christians.
    Am a power full Indian..!!🏅

    • @jaimisra3852
      @jaimisra3852 6 років тому +86

      Sirf rss , not hindus

    • @hassymiia6267
      @hassymiia6267 6 років тому +14

      asians hustler
      Hindutva hindu extremist

    • @hassymiia6267
      @hassymiia6267 6 років тому +4

      asians hustler
      That was funny lol

    • @HallToPower
      @HallToPower 6 років тому +73

      A true Indian you are brother ♥️ and u don't a need a certificate for that from anyone no matter if he's a Hindu or muslim, just avoid negative ppl and their negativity .... 👍👍

    • @HallToPower
      @HallToPower 6 років тому +6

      @@Jsoc999 kavi Maharaj 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @surmountschoolofexcellence
    @surmountschoolofexcellence 5 років тому +666

    This is his pure pain (>_

    • @mohammednissar6143
      @mohammednissar6143 5 років тому +7

      You said absolutely right

    • @danishnada1765
      @danishnada1765 5 років тому +12

      Not only him.. Many Indian Muslims facing this 😞 whatever it is #weareproudindian 🇮🇳💪🤗

    • @sahilgangwar3687
      @sahilgangwar3687 5 років тому +9

      @@danishnada1765 you are bro !!! It's your and every other Indian Muslim's country ! Ye desh nae seekhata hume dharam dekhna...hum sab bhai hai or sath hai !

    • @danishnada1765
      @danishnada1765 5 років тому +1

      @@sahilgangwar3687 bhai, ye hui bhai wali baat 🤗🤗😘😘💪🇮🇳 #jaihind #hindumuslimbhaibhai 💖

    • @sahilgangwar3687
      @sahilgangwar3687 5 років тому

      @@tasneem0108 where which city ?

  • @swatirichhariya7264
    @swatirichhariya7264 4 роки тому +63

    I am a hindu and never thought of Irfan pathan shahrukh amir or any one like this

  • @sdutt5384
    @sdutt5384 6 років тому +132

    awesome rehmaan bhai awesome. ... we the hindu know that indian muslims are indian.... i also saw the cricket match of 2004 but today i realise the mental pressure of mohammad kaif....

    • @mohdfaiz9377
      @mohdfaiz9377 6 років тому +7

      hme fark nhi parta k log hmare bare m kya sochte hain hm to bs aise hi apne paida hone wali zameen se mohabbat krte rhenge

    • @gpl_
      @gpl_ 6 років тому +3

      Mohd Faiz bhai ye political parties aur religious leaders hamko ek dusre ke khilaf bhadkate hain. Ap dekh lo isro, drdo, army, sports, teaching jaha bhi desh ki baat aati hai ham sab ek sath hote hain. Bus ye politicians aur baba mullas hamko dharm ki duhai deke ek dusre se ladwate😠😠😠
      We all are indian first then anything else.
      Jai Hind Jai Bharat 🇮🇳

    • @gpl_
      @gpl_ 6 років тому +1

      Savita Dutta behen wo india ke liye match jitne ka pressure hota hai. Wo log hamare bharst ko represent karte jo har kisi ke bas ki baat nahi

    • @afridyabir
      @afridyabir 6 років тому

      80% muslim and 20% hindu lives in bangladesh ... we treat those minority hindu same when india against any other nations cricket match happens... they live in feared all the time .. 🤣

  • @asfiyasayyed9600
    @asfiyasayyed9600 5 років тому +796

    Couldn't control my tears after listening to last line, it really hurts when someone asks proof of your loyalty, one can't explain how much he loves his mother. Vande Matram!!!

    • @vikasyugoelty
      @vikasyugoelty 4 роки тому +17

      Mam sach kaha aapne mere bhi Muslim frnd h sab bhuat aache hai

    • @sarthaksansar438
      @sarthaksansar438 4 роки тому +23

      It's not we who ask you to give proof it's you who gives proof that how much you love your mother when you say"mai vande matdan nahi bolunga q ki ye jayaj nahi hai"..."mai national anthem ke time par khare nahi rahunga q ki kahi nahi likha hai ki khara hi hona parega"....aur jab aap India ke match jeet jane par itne Khush hote hain ki bombs nahi TV forte hain aur agar galti se koyi hindu Muslim ke oos muhalle me rehne wale fatake for de to Muslims itne Bhaichare se talwar nikalte Hain ki bechare hindus cricket dekhna chhor dete hain Muslims ke pyar me....and then you says ham par sak q?

    • @ravijeeverma876
      @ravijeeverma876 3 роки тому +9

      You get facial paralysis on Vandematram Bharat Mata ki Jai. And you r pained. Nautanki

    • @sreyanmajumder8517
      @sreyanmajumder8517 3 роки тому +6

      @@sarthaksansar438 ok boomer

    • @unknownteller183
      @unknownteller183 3 роки тому +4

      Kisi mat suno yrr tum indian ho or kuch chutiya dono side hai

  • @mohd.aasimsayyed9737
    @mohd.aasimsayyed9737 6 років тому +150

    No hate in the comment section..best comment section ever..Jai Hind🇮🇳

    • @fazalghori8157
      @fazalghori8157 6 років тому +2

      Shuru hogayi bhai. replies section mei dekho.
      Jo apne Hindu bhai ye likh rahe hai ki "I love Muslims"unko reply mei likh rahe hai ki "in log ko kafiro ko maarne ko kaha jaata hai aur tum inse pyar karte ho ?

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +2

      Fazal Ghori
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts..
      one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @fazalghori8157
      @fazalghori8157 6 років тому +1

      Love you too bro

    • @satyajeetsinhdodiya3650
      @satyajeetsinhdodiya3650 6 років тому +1

      @@pratap3553 sure bro you can make it...before doing judst once go to kashmiri hindu who were forced to leave there houses and properties.........and also there molanas are say that dont give vote to the MR. MODI bcoz they want government of congress.............they want conquer the india since last 1500,,,,....first think then make a stand for this people..............

    • @waseemahmadkhan2027
      @waseemahmadkhan2027 6 років тому

      @@pratap3553 🤗

  • @dineshdj-bl4fu
    @dineshdj-bl4fu 3 роки тому +80

    I never feel any bad feelings towards any muslims . I am a teacher and i teaches muslim students in their house and they loved and respect me alot . We all are part of our country our society So,please love each other .

  • @AmaanAntidote
    @AmaanAntidote 6 років тому +468

    Masha Allah Bhai Bohot Sahi Kaha Hai. Shukriya Hum Sab Ki Dil Ki Baat Ko Batane Ke Liye. I'm a Muslim and I Love My India.

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +15

      Amaan Antidote
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts..
      one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @AmaanAntidote
      @AmaanAntidote 6 років тому +7

      +Shivaji PRSG. Thank You So Much Brother. Love You :-)

    • @socialtrade7108
      @socialtrade7108 6 років тому +5

      bhai great..i am muslim .i love my India by heart.
      bhai kuch log aaj b esi nazro se dkhte hai..
      kese bataye..
      great keep on

    • @abhisheksharma735
      @abhisheksharma735 6 років тому +6

      Bhai you are just one of the 14 crore muslims living in India but you didnt spoke for yourself, you spoke for all the muslims. How many muslims in India have you met. How many hindus you have met. Why such issues are not raised with great muslims like Dr. A P J Abdul Kalam. What about those Kashmiri Pandits who were thrown out of their homeland. What about persecution of Ahmaddiya muslims. I care for all. I am Indian. I love hindu,muslim, parsis, cristians,jews and all great religions.

    • @abhisheksharma735
      @abhisheksharma735 6 років тому +3

      @@CAClasses123 Absolutely Brother. We have two great gems associated with us "being Hindu" and " being Indian".

  • @dei8ht801
    @dei8ht801 5 років тому +310

    I love my Muslim brothers from Hindustan

    • @aliabibas4967
      @aliabibas4967 5 років тому +11

      Thanks bro we love our hindu brothers too.

    • @aliabibas4967
      @aliabibas4967 5 років тому +6

      @SS kyu tere ko desh ki ekta bhang krni hai. ..jai hind.

    • @keerthanprabhu9670
      @keerthanprabhu9670 5 років тому +5

      @SS loooo lowda stop your non - sense,,,
      Extreme hindutva is not good

    • @SniperPointTrading
      @SniperPointTrading 5 років тому +2

      Why the FK......we hidus ....don't want to understand that they are indian ...first...and..when .indian muslim support India.....we Hindus think...that they are good muslim...and we fool don't understand they have same feeling and thought about India what we Hindus have🤮

    • @ansarisameer4391
      @ansarisameer4391 5 років тому

      Thankuuuuu bro

  • @Arru_kkc75
    @Arru_kkc75 5 років тому +706

    Being Muslim, I never thought of hindu brother's like this. I always see them like my brother's.. JAI HIND❤

    • @kajalchandel6843
      @kajalchandel6843 5 років тому +2

      👍

    • @adityasasidharan6583
      @adityasasidharan6583 5 років тому +3

      bullfuckingshit. you hate idol worship , how will you like us hindus?

    • @sarmadsafdar529
      @sarmadsafdar529 5 років тому +12

      @@adityasasidharan6583 Brother Have You Read Your Own Veda's ? It's Clearly Condemning The Idol Worship But You Still Do It.
      Muslims Hate Hinduism But Did Not Hate Hindus Because They Are Also Human Beings And One Cannot Be A Good Muslim Until Unless He's A Good Person 😇 Hope's That Answered Your Query 😇

    • @Abhishek-js9oj
      @Abhishek-js9oj 5 років тому +6

      @@sarmadsafdar529 If anyone do not believe in worshipping idols, then why do they believe in visiting masjids and churches?
      If you believe we cannot create the creator then how could you build a place where he lives and that too on the same earth which he has created for you.
      And who the hell are you to decide that your god would reside in churches and masjids you have built. Why people use to pray in those places only which they believe to be sacred. Go to a pub and start praying there?
      Actually we live in a mortal world and that's why we all need some material/physical representation of every thing to understand its existence.
      even thinking of god/jesus Christians must be imagining Jesus in Mary's lap! or something like that. Same may be for muslims and all the religions in the world. so we Hindus make a physical representation of our god which is "Idol", to eliminate the efforts for imagination and we prefer to give that effort to concentrate in what we are praying for.
      Idols also help us represent our almighty in a consistent way. For example if I think of " Hanuman ji" and someone else also thinks of "Hanuman ji" at same time we both will have the same kind of imagination, identical images/figures for hanuman ji because we both have seen at least one Idol or image of him. Its as simple as that.

    • @mohammedfaruki5368
      @mohammedfaruki5368 5 років тому +5

      @@adityasasidharan6583 yes don't agree with act of idol worship, but it doesn't mean we dislike the person. I like eating beef, the cow is sacred to you, so does that mean you dont like mualims dude!! Stop being hypocritical.

  • @manishas9411
    @manishas9411 3 роки тому +328

    I'm sorry that Indians that are Muslims have to go through this.
    It's sad that you have to keep proving this. I hope for more comedians like you.
    It will get better. The partition happened only 70 yrs ago.

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  3 роки тому +35

      Thanks Manisha 😊

    • @manashmanu
      @manashmanu 3 роки тому +27

      Muslims will not be treated as poorly as he presents!

    • @ammusicdeep7873
      @ammusicdeep7873 3 роки тому +3

      I appreciate your thinking

    • @exmuslimsahil7801
      @exmuslimsahil7801 3 роки тому +6

      @@ammusicdeep7873 plz support Indian ex-muslim channels, if u want freedom from Sharia and islamic brainwashing, muslim are gratest victim of Quran.

    • @exmuslimsahil7801
      @exmuslimsahil7801 3 роки тому

      @@ammusicdeep7873 ua-cam.com/video/YELgXsHKguQ/v-deo.html

  • @pallavip3012
    @pallavip3012 5 років тому +650

    I m a brahmin and I never do that to my Muslim friends. I think many don't do. We celebrate win as indians. Always love 😍

    • @AbhishekYadav-rb4bi
      @AbhishekYadav-rb4bi 5 років тому +16

      But you always tried to suppress the dalits .

    • @pallavip3012
      @pallavip3012 5 років тому +43

      @@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi that era is passed long long years ago. extremist might have done. Not all. Its there in every cast and religion. As you all had problems even we had. As all brahmins are not bad, similarly all dalits are not good. Hence commenting on particular group of people is never a right thing to do.

    • @AbhishekYadav-rb4bi
      @AbhishekYadav-rb4bi 5 років тому +7

      See I agreed that currently in cities this thing is quite less than it was before .. but it is not completely disappeared even in cities..and in villages atmosphere is still the same as before...but what you all see is reservation..

    • @Randomguy90683
      @Randomguy90683 5 років тому +9

      @@AbhishekYadav-rb4bi bring education to your villages 👍🏻

    • @AbhishekYadav-rb4bi
      @AbhishekYadav-rb4bi 5 років тому +6

      @@Randomguy90683 is it my responsibility ? All these villages are part of India.. and this is the ground reality.. people like you should educate yourself first

  • @aruntiwari7247
    @aruntiwari7247 5 років тому +717

    रहमान शुरू में तो गुरु ख़ूब हसाया, लेकिन आपकी एक एक लाइने आगे बढ़ रहीं थी तो फिर आपकी पँक्तियों में दर्द और पीड़ा मुझे महसूस होने लगी। क्या बोलूं तुमने रुला दिया और सोचने के लिये मजबूर कर दिया♥️🙏

    • @anantjoshi28
      @anantjoshi28 5 років тому +10

      *इन महाशय से कहो की कभी पाकिस्तानी हिन्दुओ का भी दर्द बयां करे इस तरह* .........😂😂

    • @mdziaulhaque4071
      @mdziaulhaque4071 5 років тому +3

      Bhai anant pakistan ne to wk bar nahi kai bar dosti ka hath badhaya but india ne kavi v uske taraf hath padhne ki koshish nhi ki..

    • @anantjoshi28
      @anantjoshi28 5 років тому

      @@mdziaulhaque4071 trust me bhai pakistan is being controlled by its army not by its democratic party. Otherwise explain me why bangladesh has more big economy that pakistan??
      Think about it.

    • @mightydestroyer7360
      @mightydestroyer7360 5 років тому

      Exactly

    • @javedanwar1472
      @javedanwar1472 5 років тому +1

      @@anantjoshi28 tumhe kya docters ne mana kiya tum karo bayan hum sath dege jaise aaj uska de rahe...

  • @aliaasif580
    @aliaasif580 5 років тому +486

    Love you brother..My Allah bless you 😇 JAI HIND.
    Proud Indian Muslim

    • @shubhamsaxena7726
      @shubhamsaxena7726 5 років тому +6

      Luv u brother

    • @prpanda9585
      @prpanda9585 5 років тому +4

      Love you bhai....😍

    • @Eagle-eyesight
      @Eagle-eyesight 5 років тому +3

      Mohammad Aliaaasif don't say indian muslim.....Say only indian.....🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @HuaweiY-rg1ky
      @HuaweiY-rg1ky 5 років тому +2

      Muslim should love only Muslims

    • @sushant3090
      @sushant3090 5 років тому +1

      We all are Indian

  • @muditverma5618
    @muditverma5618 3 роки тому +10

    I'm Hindu and I've muslim friends too and I think they are among the best of mine, we all are friends since school and each of us shares strongest bond one could ever had. I think education and being aware of social duties plays the key role in building the person more than a religion, and a more HUMAN.

  • @himanshusingh-vr6mr
    @himanshusingh-vr6mr 6 років тому +137

    Last line= Goosebumps !!!!! Love u Bhai!!!

    • @mrzayn6551
      @mrzayn6551 6 років тому +2

      i am. proud 2 be Indian #Muslim..
      Mujhe bhi Mera vatan meri jaan se zaaada pYaara hai..
      Yeh #bharat desh uTnaa hi Hamara Hai..
      jiTna tumhara hai..
      mera Toh bs Yehi naara hai..
      Har hindu Muslim hindusTani mujhko pYaara hai..💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

  • @rajatkhanna2211
    @rajatkhanna2211 6 років тому +84

    India really needs this kind of comedy ; you will purify all hearts with this comedy ; keep doing this please

  • @MOHDIMRAN-sn3ie
    @MOHDIMRAN-sn3ie 6 років тому +252

    Mazak me hi sahi par bhai apne hm logo k dard ko baya kiya hai......
    I proud to be an Indian 🇮🇳
    I love my India

    • @moodyhunterz7675
      @moodyhunterz7675 6 років тому +2

      Respect Indian Flag 🇮🇳
      On August 16, while travelling I got disturbed by seeing our flag lying on the ground of a busy railway station platform. I took that flag and carried it with me to my place. But I am sure there are many such flags lying in a terrible condition. So I thought of making a video to spread awareness among the people. Please don't take it as any kind of promotion to my channel or video nor am I asking you to subscribe my channel. If you are seeing this post, I request you to please share this video or else make a similar kind of video so that in the future people will be aware about the value and respect towards our flag.
      I am not sure if I am allowed to paste the link here. So in order to watch the video, you can visit my channel. It is uploaded with title "Tricolor - The Inner Voice"

    • @MOHITGUPTA-xt7qn
      @MOHITGUPTA-xt7qn 6 років тому +3

      Guys we also respect you and your relegion.

    • @abdulkhayum9065
      @abdulkhayum9065 6 років тому +1

      @pizza lover bhai wo Pakistan wale honge.... Hum INDIAN hai. Bass itnaa jaan jo Pakistan ko support kare wo Pakistani aur jaruri Nahi k Muslim hona matlb Pakistani hona.... ARAB k bhi ho sakte hi bhai....

    • @abdulkhayum9065
      @abdulkhayum9065 6 років тому +2

      @@Knowledge_Bifrost Tu rahnedee bhai.... 1%2% karne se achaa hai pura India ghum k aaa tab Pata chale kon India ko support karta kon nahi.... Sala 60 salo me Kisiko taklif nahi thi aaj 4 salo me subko HINDU MUSLIM aur Hindustani Pakistani ka sabot denaa padhta hai kyu huaa ye sub pahle bhai bhai the dushman ki nazar wah re

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +4

      MOHD. IMRAN
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @nishajaihindajain9192
    @nishajaihindajain9192 3 роки тому +23

    Your poetry at the end always bring tears to my eyes . Whenever I feel misguided by the media I click your channel to hear your poetry so that I keep humanity as my dharm above my religion .

    • @gaurav2254
      @gaurav2254 3 роки тому +1

      Sister kuch logo ko dusre ki roti khate dekhna acha nahi lagta isliye kahte hai akele khaya Karo khana

  • @astro_guy
    @astro_guy 6 років тому +185

    We live in an era where every hindu have to prove they are secular and muslim have to prove they are patriotic

    • @lightgood5492
      @lightgood5492 6 років тому +6

      Exactly bro....

    • @shikharsinghsarang460
      @shikharsinghsarang460 6 років тому +10

      wow man...wat a comment Dil Jeet liya Bhai....so much depth and intelligence in it...too good.

    • @shivaditya2820
      @shivaditya2820 6 років тому +2

      unfortunately mere bhai...siyastdano ne mahool khrab kiya h..pr koi baat nhi hum h na bhai...ye desh sb ka h..or kisi ko zarurat nhi h ye sabit krne ki hum patriotic h...jai hind..

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +4

      Nasim Rahman
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @omkarrane5255
      @omkarrane5255 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly sir👌👍

  • @ajmerisahil1711
    @ajmerisahil1711 6 років тому +365

    I read the comment box really proud to be an Indian Muslim❤❤❤
    Love India
    Jay hind 😍😍😘😘
    Bharat mata ki jay🙋🙋🙋
    ❤❤❤❤❤Comment in Friday need heart❤❤❤❤
    Part of joke😂😂😂😂😂😂keep laughing✌✌👌👌

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +6

      Sahil Ajmeri
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @ajmerisahil1711
      @ajmerisahil1711 6 років тому +3

      Definitely bro....same to you

    • @hassymiia6267
      @hassymiia6267 6 років тому

      Shivaji PRSG.
      It’s not stupid bakts its the sense n view of vast amount of hindtuva hindus which is increasing. Extremist views on muslims in india. Which is why you if you’re a good hindu need to take fair action

    • @nilamadhab90
      @nilamadhab90 6 років тому

      Great

    • @sankettambe440
      @sankettambe440 6 років тому +4

      @@hassymiia6267 Mr the things he mentioned in his standup don't exist anymore in any corner of India ok..
      Here Muslim brothers celebrate diwali n ganeshotsav with us n we celebrate Eid n Mohrum with them so .. itz part of joke but not any actual scenario okay..
      Dont spread hatred..

  • @shubhambhardwaj6003
    @shubhambhardwaj6003 6 років тому +1942

    मैं मुस्लिम हूँ, तू हिन्दू है, हैं दोनों इंसान,
    ला मैं तेरी गीता पढ़ लूँ, तू पढ ले कुरान,
    अपने तो दिल में है दोस्त, बस एक ही अरमान,
    एक थाली में खाना खाये सारा हिन्दुस्तान। ..........

    • @thetourist2516
      @thetourist2516 6 років тому +48

      Ek thali me khana khaye.... Jail me rahe asha ram...
      Jai hind

    • @HaiderNaqvi
      @HaiderNaqvi 6 років тому +24

      Yes Jai Hind

    • @sarafarajmomin2055
      @sarafarajmomin2055 6 років тому +28

      Nice brother....
      Did u notice one think ... who likes your msg....
      Love u bro keep spead unity...

    • @thunder12345
      @thunder12345 6 років тому +17

      Bhai ek bar Kuran padh dobara ye Kanbhi nahi kahega

    • @Farahat1234
      @Farahat1234 6 років тому +6

      Jai bharat

  • @manishas9411
    @manishas9411 3 роки тому +41

    Indian comedians are more like comedic activists. Love you Rehman Khan.🥰😍

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  3 роки тому +7

      Manisha Shenoy Thankyou
      Keep supporting ❤️

  • @rafasiddq7750
    @rafasiddq7750 5 років тому +181

    Hasate hasate last me rula liya proud to be an india I love my india 🇮🇳🥰

    • @fahimabbas4020
      @fahimabbas4020 5 років тому +4

      Pakistan mai b mostly log india say jang nai payar chahty hai q k boht say log india say migrate kr k gye tu unki yaady juri hai bss yeh nafrt ka beech jo angraiz jaaty jaaty bo gya wo kaat rahy hm aur aqql Abi b nai aye

    • @sheikh043
      @sheikh043 5 років тому +3

      Quid e Azam said k "Indian muslims ki saari zindgi khud ki wafadaari sabit krny mey guzar jae gi" wo blkl theek thy..
      Shukria Pakistan

    • @rafasiddq7750
      @rafasiddq7750 5 років тому

      Jai Mata Di q bhai Tu q ro raha hai Bina faltu k 🤔

    • @varunsingh8706
      @varunsingh8706 5 років тому +3

      @@sheikh043 wah bhai, dekh lo bhsiyon yese logon se door rahna chahiye ,, yahi wo log hote hain jo chand nahi sirf uska daag dekhte hain, negative mindset,, jo baat purani thi so rahi jogi aaj ye desh ek hai we are indians our yahan ham sath mai rahte hain haa tumhare jaise log her jagah hote hain thode bahut jo lakh aachayiyon mai se burayi dhund hi nikalte hain our sirf usi par focus karte hain to yese logon par koyi samjhdar insan dyaan nahi deta,, fir wo kisi bji jati ,dharm ka ho it doesn't metter,

  • @glocklock2828
    @glocklock2828 5 років тому +642

    being a Pakistani...i lovedddd it yar...hats off....jo jahan hai wohi uska country hai...usay usi jaga se pyar krna farz hai... Peace ✌️✌️✌️

    • @avisekbhattacharjee6091
      @avisekbhattacharjee6091 5 років тому +1

      Glock lock....Thank you

    • @khursheedahmadsheikh5581
      @khursheedahmadsheikh5581 5 років тому +10

      Solid ....u r that one who never want Muslims n Hindus together.... because u r a son of bit ........

    • @SaifAli-pg5jn
      @SaifAli-pg5jn 5 років тому +6

      Yar jo b pakistani hy don't show positive support towards india they don't deserves.....

    • @ektatewari3644
      @ektatewari3644 5 років тому

      Respct frm India

    • @vijaymeena1211
      @vijaymeena1211 5 років тому +2

      Bhai I'm Indian not Hindu not Muslim no named religion religion is to do good works and cannot be defined in words

  • @sayerihossain8075
    @sayerihossain8075 5 років тому +511

    I feel u bro... I'm a proud Indian🇮🇳 too

    • @vclimberstechnology5198
      @vclimberstechnology5198 4 роки тому +7

      Tears ruined out when he said that sentence... direct to heart

    • @ShivamKumar-id6bm
      @ShivamKumar-id6bm 4 роки тому +4

      As brother said 1% Muslims are wrong
      So in hindus 1% hindus may be wrong
      But majority don't differentiate between hindu muslim
      And also At some point of age , when the child thinks he is smart they become divided
      But soon realise it's just fake narratives
      I also used to think that Muslims are wrong when Anti Caa protests were held but later realised it's only a few people who are wrong and it's the role of politicians
      The Muslims I know around are as Hindustani as me 💕

    • @pranilpatil4109
      @pranilpatil4109 3 роки тому +1

      This is absurd... No one gets pakistan in friend level. The way he is explaining is completely illogical and untrue!

    • @alibasra8421
      @alibasra8421 3 роки тому

      Why??? Why you are proud 😂,.

    • @dineshbhat7978
      @dineshbhat7978 3 роки тому

      @@alibasra8421...........Why not ?

  • @bodhadityamukherjee
    @bodhadityamukherjee 3 роки тому +5

    Ashamed to say that We Indians show off all our chivalry for Indo- Pak matches but never for Indo- Engalnd matches. Those Buggers ruled us for 2 damn hundred years, looting us of our wealth, our culture and the biggest blow Ultimately- The Partition.

  • @nirajpatel4482
    @nirajpatel4482 5 років тому +134

    Bhai last mein to tumne dil jeet liya yrr vo shayri bol k... Mere bhi kai saare muslim dost hain ji bhut pyaar karte hain india se ... Aur maine unse kabhi nhi puchha k tu vande matram bolta hai k nhi. ❤️😊❤️

    • @babageming5268
      @babageming5268 5 років тому +1

      Love u bro😍

    • @sheikh043
      @sheikh043 5 років тому +1

      Quid e Azam said k "Indian muslims ki saari zindgi khud ki wafadaari sabit krny mey guzar jae gi" wo blkl theek thy..
      No abuse indian frnds just a point k ye bat 70 sal phly keh chuky thy wo k Indian muslims bss wafadari sabit krty rhy gy

    • @sakshipal60754
      @sakshipal60754 5 років тому +2

      @@sheikh043
      don't even try to provoke anyone!! It would be better for you to take care of your nation rather than fusing your brain in the matter of a nation whose minorities birth rate are greater than the majority.
      We were tolerant when your ancestors demanded the division of my pure land and we are still tolerant to make laws for the safeguards of pur fellow people.
      So, mind your business rather than puking hatered in others life.
      And the statement of the person you are referring to was no more than just a power seeker who tried his every best to fulfill his selfish motives, thus begged for the nation you are living now.

    • @sakshipal60754
      @sakshipal60754 5 років тому +2

      @@sheikh043 And see this is how karma works today this separated nation is facing the kind of economic slowdown and terrorism that no other country had ever dreamt of... the passport holder of that nation is always Harassed just because the name Pakistan attached to their Identity.
      And here we have a person from that country pitying over the muslims of the nation which has a great position in the international area. Before saying and believing in such shit do remember that it was an Indian Muslim who worked to his core and gifted us with the missile technology and on the other hand there also existed a pakistani Muslim who stole formula from Germany for the sake of terrorising and showing off...

  • @hamzashaikh571
    @hamzashaikh571 6 років тому +585

    Aaj bhi mere abbu ammi jab foreign jaate hai, to waha agar koi puchhe ke kaha se hai, to muskuraake khushi aur garv se nikalta hai.... I AM INDIAN!. Mere abbu ammi kehte hai ke wo moment jab apne aap ko Hindustani kehte hai to dil oonchaai tak pohoch jaata hai!! ❤❤

    • @hamzashaikh571
      @hamzashaikh571 6 років тому +14

      Adesh Mishra bhai mere ammi abbu pichle das 10 saalo se foreign ana jana karte hai. Wo 10 saal se yahi kehte hai. Aur 10 saal phle modi to tha nahi😑😑

    • @hamzashaikh571
      @hamzashaikh571 5 років тому +10

      Kreeda Store mere dost mujhe aur mere ammi abbu ko Bharat par isliye garv nahi hai ke Modi yaha ka pm hai, balki is desh se hi hame pyaar hai kyuki ham hindustani hai. Aur aapko har chiz modi se hi kyu jodni hai samaj nahi aata? Wo bhi auro ki tarha ek Prdhan mantri hai jo aae aur shayad chale jaaenge ya aur 5 saal rukenge. Bharat desh ko is baat se fark nahi padta hai. Ummeed hai aap samaj gaye.😄😄

    • @hamidahmed4018
      @hamidahmed4018 5 років тому +1

      @@adeshmishra1671 lgta h tu bhi modi ki den h, hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha

    • @hamidahmed4018
      @hamidahmed4018 5 років тому +3

      @@adeshmishra1671 hr jga Kutte ki trah bhonk rha h,it cell se kmai achhi ho rhi h,kma kma khub hram kma, kutte bhonk hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha hà hahaha,

    • @loverebel6632
      @loverebel6632 5 років тому +5

      हिन्दू मुस्लिम सिख ईसाई सोचना सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक मानसिक बीमारी है और कुछ नहीं हम सब सिर्फ और सिर्फ एक इंसान है हमारे अंदर लाल रंग का खून है जिसको लेबोरेटरी में टेस्ट करने के लिए भी भेजो तो सिर्फ एहि पता चलेगा की एक इंसान है बाकी और कुछ सोचना सिर्फ एक भ्रम झूठ और मानिसक विकार या बीमारी है ,इंसान की फितरत होती है बाँट देने की जैसे कुत्ते अपने मूत से अपनी जगह बनाते है वैसा ही इन्सान करता है ,और भूख प्यास डर गुस्सा सेक्स यह सब इंसान की अंदर की चीज़ें होती है ,इंसान सिर्फ पुरुष के साथ ही भेद भाव् करता है दुसरे धर्म की औरतो के साथ दुसरे धर्म के पुरुष को मज़ा ही आता है क्योंकि यह सब अंदर की ज़रूरतें है ,इसलिए इंसान एक जानवर से ज़्यादा कुछ नहीं है बस जानवर प्यार की भाषा समझते है जबकि इंसान प्यार की भाषा को कमज़ोर की जुबां गिनता है इसलिए अगर इंसान हो तो इंसानो से प्यार करो इज़्ज़त करो मदद करो बाकी फ़ालतू बातें बंद कर दो

  • @ahmadkashif6329
    @ahmadkashif6329 6 років тому +344

    Last lines bhaijaan aansu Nikal Diya ..
    Proud to be an INDIAN MUSLIM..🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @Unsunikahaniya08
      @Unsunikahaniya08 6 років тому +3

      Ahmad Kashif we all are brothers....love you all indian's

    • @mrzayn6551
      @mrzayn6551 6 років тому +8

      i am. proud 2 be Indian #Muslim..
      Mujhe bhi Mera vatan meri jaan se zaaada pYaara hai..
      Yeh #bharat desh uTnaa hi Hamara Hai..
      jiTna tumhara hai..
      mera Toh bs Yehi naara hai..
      Har hindu Muslim hindusTani mujhko pYaara hai..💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕

    • @sandeep9227
      @sandeep9227 6 років тому +1

      Yes! Loved it...really very nice

    • @ahmadkashif6329
      @ahmadkashif6329 6 років тому +2

      @@Unsunikahaniya08 absolutely yes Brother..

    • @hamzaahmed7839
      @hamzaahmed7839 6 років тому

      Hahaha! Ahmad Kashif is saying all this because he is under pressure from the dominant Hindus. Every once in a while he has to prove his patriotism! 😂😂

  • @kadeejasumayya7253
    @kadeejasumayya7253 3 роки тому +31

    This is awesome Sir, u just shared the reality through comedy

  • @PrathuGujar
    @PrathuGujar 6 років тому +363

    Ye banda Hindu Muslim ek Karke hi maanega.. 😍💕

    • @hrishikesh07m
      @hrishikesh07m 6 років тому +15

      Humlog to ek hi hai bhai.. politics ne alag karke rakha hai.

    • @compareheavenofficial344
      @compareheavenofficial344 6 років тому +10

      Hindu muslim hone s phle hm hindustani h

    • @mikeynimbavat1436
      @mikeynimbavat1436 6 років тому +3

      abe tumhari hakikat bolo tumhare hi logo ne alag desh ki maang ki phir desh ke do tukde hue india pakistan phir tum logon ki wahah se phir dono deshi aur 2 tukde hue bangladesh pok ab suno tum haramiyo ki maang ki wajah mere bharat ke itne tukde hue phir bhi hum galat aur tum sahi agar isi logic se chale toh bhai british tumse bhi sahi the unko bhi kyon kosna woh toh bahar ke log the aur humpe raaj kiya tum toh isi desh ke the bus bahar ke akramankariyo ke dar se apna naam badal diya aur un karmankariyo mein se 99% wapas chale gaye apne desh tum toh apne the aur tumhine humari peet mein chura bhoka phir bhi hum galat aur aaj bhi tum phir wohi chahte hun assam ke do tukde bengal ka phir se ik tukda kashmir ka ik aur tukda kerala ka ik tukda tum desh ko todna chahte ho saamne meethi meethi baatein karte ho par jab desh ko ik rakhne ki baat aati hain toh kyon tum algaavaadiyo ke saath khade dikhte hain tumhi ke jhoote dharm ke karnmo ki wajah se aaj ik converted bhai uske hi asli bhai is dharti laal ko maar raha hain bana rakhi hain bhaiyo ne ik jo kamjor tha jisne ghutne tek kar videshiyo ke saath ho gaya ik jo data raha khada raha aur aaj bhi apni asli wajood mein hain aur phir bhi hum galat jin videshi akramankariyo nr hamare desh ko loota hamare izaat abroo looti hamara khajana hamara logon pe jurm kiya aur jabardadti apna kar dharm bhasha humpe thopi aur kuch ne dar paise position ke liye apna dharm badalliye aur unhi sabne desh ko baanta aur phir bhi hum galat tum raasto mein bakre kaato taaziya nikalo loudspeaker lagao jahan 80 % population hindu hain koi kuch nahi bolta tumko par tum log jo hamari bhavna ki kadr nahi karte hamari astha ka prahtik hamare gau vasnh ko maarte ho khate ho aur phir hum kuch karr iske khilaaf toh hum galat kashmir se pandito or hinduo ko bhagaya gaya mandir tode gaye pakistan mein jabardadti conversion karaya gaya videshi chande se logon ko behla fusla kar dharm badalvaya gaya andhvishawas faila kar logon ka dharm badla gaya talvar ki dhaar pe dharm badlaya gaya kisi masoom ladki ko jhootr pyar mein fansa kar uska dharm badlaya gaya sab kuch anitik karya karke dharm badlaya gaya phir bhi hum galat tumne haz subsidy khayi tumne desh ke tukde kiye tumne khabarstan ke naam pe jagah dabochi tumhne desh ki scholarship khayi tumne desh mein hamesha yeh mana ki tum arabio ke ho jab ki tum toh waha ko ho hi nahi unka dwara tumpe yeh dharm thopa gaya aur usiko tum jaari rakhe hue ho phir bhi hum galat tumne desh ki darhovar ko nuksaan paunhcaya ayodha somnath lakho mandir tode lakho jaroori lekh nast kiye lakho ghar ko loota barbaad kiya bekasur insaano ka katal kiya phir bhi hum galat agar sachai galat hain toh hume galat hona manjur hain haan hain hum galat tabhi hum hamari asli pehchan asli dharm haamri dharti maa hamare bhasaao hamare logon ki rakhsa kar sakenge nahi toh tum jo kal hindu se bane hue naye muslaman jo apne saudi ke akaao asli muslaman aur yahan ke kuch badimag sirfire katarvaadi naye nakli muslamano ke ishaare pe naach rahe ho tum desh ke phir tukde karoge hum yeh ab nahi honde denge yeh hamari bahaduri thi ki aaj tak hum wajood mein hain barna tumne toh kai dharm kai sabhyatao ka vinaash kar unpe apna nizam jabardasti lagu kiya tha par hum lade aur tumko dhool chatayai aur aaj tak wajood mein hain bharat hain bharat rahega jai bharat

    • @jackesman2820
      @jackesman2820 6 років тому +2

      @@rajatsharma6943 hr musalman haraami nhi hota aur na he har hindu sharif hota bhai dono community mein kuch harami log hai kuch shi log hai,yrr hindu muslim chodke desh ki development ke liye sochege bht better rahega hamare liye aur jo aage aane wali generation hai uske liye,nhi toh wo bhi bs hindu muslim krte rahege, jo ladai thi hindu muslim ki wo sb pehle ho gyi ,ab jo jaha hai usi desh ka hai,aur sbse yhi umeed hai ki apne mulk se behad mohabbat kre
      Jai hind vande mataram

    • @jackesman2820
      @jackesman2820 6 років тому +1

      @@rajatsharma6943 meine bola tu sbko generalise nhi kr skta
      Bhai apj abdul kalam muslim tha wo bnde ko nasa se offer aaya tha but still usne india ke liye kaam kiya
      Angrezo se azadi ki ladai hindu muslim ne sath ladi thi
      Mein tjhe glt nhi keh bhai bht muslim hai jo india mein rehte huye pakistan ko ya wo apne dharm ko india se bhi upr smjte hai,lekin wohi bat sbko hm ek jesa nhi maan skte

  • @vickykeshrawani8400
    @vickykeshrawani8400 5 років тому +1047

    Who's here after watching...world cup Ind vs Pak match 16june 2k19🙏🙏🙏🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @Efootballlover13
      @Efootballlover13 5 років тому +1

      Me

    • @mohammedfaruki5368
      @mohammedfaruki5368 5 років тому +8

      Yes, me. I love my country india yet many people think i am pakistani, even now!

    • @प्रह्लादसाह-ड7ज
      @प्रह्लादसाह-ड7ज 5 років тому +1

      I am

    • @Mssiddiqui99
      @Mssiddiqui99 5 років тому

      🙋🏻‍♂️

    • @vickykeshrawani8400
      @vickykeshrawani8400 5 років тому +9

      @@mohammedfaruki5368not....every people...some fools....are spread hate between us..even not every Pakistani....hates India...or not every indian hates Pakistani....these all are bcoz..of dirty politician's..of both countries..

  • @arif_ullah.4679
    @arif_ullah.4679 5 років тому +103

    The last line of Rahmaam made me cry since we unfortunately have to prove our nationalism every now and than....

    • @uchihamadara1703
      @uchihamadara1703 5 років тому +8

      Arif ulla bro / sis , please don’t say like that , there are a lot of traitors nowadays , we have a problem only with them not with Indian Muslims.... but I’ve seen a lottttttt of Muslims supporting porkistan, that’s why we are upset 😢

    • @aishugupta3337
      @aishugupta3337 5 років тому

      Dont say that ...its our india .... We are indian

    • @sheikh043
      @sheikh043 5 років тому +2

      Quid e Azam said k "Indian muslims ki saari zindgi khud ki wafadaari sabit krny mey guzar jae gi" wo blkl theek thy..
      No abuse indian frnds just a point k ye bat 70 sal phly keh chuky thy wo k Indian muslims bss wafadari sabit krty rhy gy

  • @funandfitness8977
    @funandfitness8977 3 роки тому +59

    I am Hindu ,majority of my college friends are Muslim and I never thought anything bad about them

    • @MovieMunch510
      @MovieMunch510 3 роки тому +2

      Tq bhai, samaj daar ho tum

    • @ShahinKhan-fo4oq
      @ShahinKhan-fo4oq 3 роки тому +1

      Nd that's why we are proud of uhh 🤜🏻🤛🏻

    • @bajrabahu581
      @bajrabahu581 3 роки тому +3

      There were morons like you in Pakistan, Bangladesh and Afganistan but now .......

    • @prafulbhavsar5956
      @prafulbhavsar5956 3 роки тому +2

      Ha bhai me bhi hindu hu our mere kuchh dost he musalim pr hm kbhi asi bate nahi krte ...mtlb kbhi laga hi nhi vo muslman he ...

    • @bhuban6820
      @bhuban6820 3 роки тому +5

      Majority of our friends are Muslims 🥺🥺🥺 Get ready to face "Kashmir Genocide"

  • @akashakya
    @akashakya 6 років тому +83

    If Politicians and Media are removed, this country will be the most happy and peaceful place ever.

    • @kartikeysingh5437
      @kartikeysingh5437 6 років тому +6

      Akash Shakya In 1990 there was no media & we all know that how peaceful that year was 👏👏👏... This was the time when Kashmiri Pandits were forced to escape from Kashmir & the Loudspeakers from Mosques were saying that Let Kashmir become Pakistan without these Pandits Men but with their women... But you guys can't see their pain but when a single muslim is killed by Hindus then you guys protest by saying that "OMG!! Minorities are in danger.. Secularism is in danger.. Democracy is in danger!!"
      Why this selective outrage??

    • @The-FailedEngineer
      @The-FailedEngineer 6 років тому

      @@kartikeysingh5437 That time people were uneducated.

    • @mclovin510
      @mclovin510 6 років тому +3

      There were no politicians or media when the Islamic invasion happened either...
      That turned out to be peaceful for hindus didnt it...

    • @kartikeysingh5437
      @kartikeysingh5437 6 років тому +3

      Faisal Qureshi But that doesn't means that they should kill people from a particular community...
      And FYI Osama Bin laden was an engineer & still he was a terrorist...
      So, the problem is not the education but the problem is the Quran which consists of a lot of hatred versus & if these verses are removed from it then islam can be a good religion but you guys don't wanna edit your book..

    • @kartikeysingh5437
      @kartikeysingh5437 6 років тому +4

      Saurabh Marathe Well said brother 👍👍 but don't except a healthy debate from these guys... They will either abuse you or will say that you are a bhakt/BJP IT cell member & then will say to read the Quran but deep inside they also know that there religion teaches only violence against KAFIRS but they can't accept it in front of everyone... So they just try to divert the debate into another direction...

  • @saifialam4441
    @saifialam4441 6 років тому +1133

    हों लाख़ ज़ुल्म मगर बद्दुआ नहीं देंगे..
    ज़मीन माँ है ज़मीं को दगा नहीं देंगे.. 🇮🇳✌

  • @MD-yb5qv
    @MD-yb5qv 6 років тому +96

    Dil jit liya bhai.... jabardast last ki sayari...apne watan se muhabbat ibadat k saman h,.jai hind

  • @tejasgoyal504
    @tejasgoyal504 3 роки тому +6

    You showed reality of Muslims without mocking Hindus. That's real comedy. I hope many so called comedians learn this from you.

  • @ashishtirkey5068
    @ashishtirkey5068 6 років тому +54

    Only a true patriot can talk like this with open heart because he feels more for his country than others do....🙏

  • @rajivk6581
    @rajivk6581 5 років тому +97

    This came up in my suggested videos and thank God I watched it. Really gutsy of him to have opened up on this topic the way he did. And high time, people come out of their shell and think broadly and introspect

  • @YashSharma-im7je
    @YashSharma-im7je 6 років тому +177

    Hindu bolta hai Bharat Mata Ki Jai
    Muslim bolta hai Khwaja Ka Hindustan Zindabad.
    Bhaiyon words pe mat jao emotions pe jao. Inke Prophet Muhammad ne kaha tha ki unko Hindustan se thandi hawayein aati hai. To socho Muslim India ki kitni respect karte honge.

    • @fahadahmad4867
      @fahadahmad4867 6 років тому +5

      @Anonymous Prophet Muhammad (Peace be upon him) never ask to kill any innocent (be it a kafirs )

    • @javeds3496
      @javeds3496 6 років тому +2

      Yeh huyi na baat
      Love India

    • @javeds3496
      @javeds3496 6 років тому +3

      @@theyoutubereporter600
      Aimim se Mera koyi Lena Dena nahi hai Bhai...WoH apni gaand maraye
      Tum jitni bakchodi KR rahe ho na...isase bs desh ko tod rahe ho
      Tum sale history history karke maroge
      India future kharab karr rahe ho salo
      Madarchod
      Tuzya aaichi puchhi kachkan zavli

    • @salimsumra1022
      @salimsumra1022 6 років тому +4

      Dil jeet liya Sharma ji aap ne

    • @aamirshah9051
      @aamirshah9051 6 років тому +2

      Yash Sharma aur woh hawayen prophet muhammad 'saw' ki ankhon ko thandak pohchati thi.

  • @faijanalam4243
    @faijanalam4243 3 роки тому +81

    Proud to be indian muslim ❤️💚

  • @mohdfarazkhanthankyou6537
    @mohdfarazkhanthankyou6537 5 років тому +680

    Mashaallah Sir Dil Jeet Liya Aapne Jazak Allah.. Jai Hind Hindustan Zindabad 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳t 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪💪We love our Country The Greatest💪💪💪💪💪💪 Nation India🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @coolboycoolboy7142
      @coolboycoolboy7142 5 років тому

      Good bahi good muslam ho as leya lazim ha apni country sa peyar karo ga hum muslam asa he ha magar keya hindo tum logo ko apna samjata ha . Ya video sono or gor karo ya bahi keya bol raha ha

    • @shreyaschavan4621
      @shreyaschavan4621 5 років тому

      Bhai kidhar ka hai

    • @sazzadJOY96
      @sazzadJOY96 5 років тому

      And rest are not great?

    • @kratiagrawal4039
      @kratiagrawal4039 4 роки тому

      I'm proud of you man.. hope sb log apki hi trh sochte

    • @irfanrockzz9194
      @irfanrockzz9194 4 роки тому

      @@kratiagrawal4039 bro actually coz of few ppl every one r blamed... I m a Muslim but all ma best friends n close friends r Hindus... N I luv dem... Politicians create all this bro just for d sake of vote....

  • @faizanali1577
    @faizanali1577 6 років тому +38

    Nice.
    Being a Muslim of this country is proud.

  • @arpitupadhyay8848
    @arpitupadhyay8848 6 років тому +213

    Last line dil chuu gaya.... Literally goosebumps
    Fantastic

    • @sarveshkhorjuvekar8421
      @sarveshkhorjuvekar8421 6 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/mKUohh7L_S4/v-deo.html
      Check these

    • @wasimansari8832
      @wasimansari8832 6 років тому +1

      Lov u sir

    • @ammy00793
      @ammy00793 6 років тому +3

      Sarvesh Khorjuvekar kab sudharoge ge ya kahr toh kab apni soch badloge...
      Dekho apne Yogi aditya nath ko mc gunda hai aur mantri hai naa jaane kitne hindu aatank wadi hain...
      Tum jaise hi gandon ki wajah se yeh haal hai...

    • @mrindian6344
      @mrindian6344 6 років тому

      Yup bro 🇮🇳

    • @marvellation1651
      @marvellation1651 6 років тому

      Last main duniya JEETLY

  • @abhishekdasgupta2475
    @abhishekdasgupta2475 4 роки тому +88

    Practically speaking taking this as jokes may be easy but on real situation it's very difficult for Muslim friends to go through all this... Need to reemphasize

  • @abhijitroy6381
    @abhijitroy6381 5 років тому +93

    I still remember Irfan Pathan's hattrick in the opening over of a test match with Pakistan. It was a beauty to watch

  • @Vivek_Yadav007
    @Vivek_Yadav007 5 років тому +126

    बदलाव जरूरी है । आप जैसे व्यक्तियों को समाज को आईना दिखाते रहना चाहिए । मैं दिल से आपका सम्मान करता हूँ ।

    • @Top5-s1f8s
      @Top5-s1f8s 5 років тому

      Us din bhi samman kar rahe the jis din burhan wani ke marne par kashmir me uska janaja nikla, kya us din samman kar rahe the jis din kasab ne 168 ko mara or ek muslim ne protest nahi kiya. Kya us din bhi samman kar rahe the jis din 44 jawan saheed hue or bharat ke musalmano ne hi kaha tha winner winner chicken diner.
      Agar ab bhi ye lag raha hai ki koi aag laga raha hai to bhagwan tumhari raksha kare btw 1947 me muslim population 9% thi aaj ke din 20% hai.
      Khair koi nahi ek din 50 % ho Jayenger or is desh ko saudi Arab bana denge

  • @shekhjaved501
    @shekhjaved501 5 років тому +398

    I luv india 🇮🇳 sare jaha se achaa hindusta hamara ...

  • @TAnbalagan.9051
    @TAnbalagan.9051 3 роки тому +5

    I have 2 muslim friends and we watch cricket together with other hindu friends. We never discriminate them by calling as Pakistani. I love my indians and my india🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @mankamal2311
    @mankamal2311 5 років тому +123

    I can understand brother, we know ki in India Pakistan match we sometimes go with the flow and say something silly. It happened with me too when I watch india pak match with some of my Muslim friends. But at the end we know, we all are same. I love my muslim friends. 🙏🙏❤️

    • @americanstud1
      @americanstud1 5 років тому +5

      With all due respect sir. I have been with them - many of them support Pakistan.... I don't blame them - they identify with Pakistanis more than Indians

    • @ikramAli-sc6wf
      @ikramAli-sc6wf 5 років тому

      Love you mandeep paaji

    • @mankamal2311
      @mankamal2311 5 років тому

      @@samirrana8427 that's shame

  • @sarfarajnawaj1997
    @sarfarajnawaj1997 6 років тому +445

    First I am an #INDIAN.
    Jai Hind..👍

    • @sakshamdobriyal3626
      @sakshamdobriyal3626 6 років тому

      #JaiHind

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +8

      Sarfaraj Nawaj
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @kaushikgaonkar9359
      @kaushikgaonkar9359 6 років тому

      🙏🏼bhai

    • @ankushkaushik9004
      @ankushkaushik9004 6 років тому +1

      Jai hind bhai proud to be Indian love you bhai

    • @xXyaminXx
      @xXyaminXx 6 років тому +1

      First Human

  • @Abhilaxman_studio
    @Abhilaxman_studio 5 років тому +414

    I'm Afghan Muslim but i love and support India every cricket match.
    Inshallah India will win the world cup

    • @amjadmalik3971
      @amjadmalik3971 5 років тому +2

      💟💟💟

    • @mohitkumarbucha5502
      @mohitkumarbucha5502 5 років тому

      Good Girl, love from India.

    • @naqeebahmadahmaf1589
      @naqeebahmadahmaf1589 5 років тому +1

      And what about Pakistan

    • @Abhilaxman_studio
      @Abhilaxman_studio 5 років тому +10

      @@naqeebahmadahmaf1589 well Pakistanis love Taliban, because of Taliban is Pakistan second Army!
      Water scarcity is bigger treat than Taliban in our Afghanistan before indo-afghan dam in Herat province, then India also helping us in Kabul ,shahtoot dam, if shahtoot dam successfully finished without terrorist attacks. then Which will provide 3 Millon Kabul residents with potable water and maybe generating electricity too!
      Then maybe Pakistan facing water crisis in Pakistan because Afghanistan don't have any water Sharing contract with Pakistan.
      So Taliban are freedom fighter? And they are fight against USA? So why they are cancer for afghan? Why? + USA didn't control over Afghanistan. Afghanistan has its own democratic government! And our Army and government control over Afghanistan!
      So the big question is : why Taliban attacking, destroying, killing our dams, school, collages, airports, telecommunications, our childrens& women and AFGHAN ARMY? WHY?
      Isn't enough to show Pakistan government supporting terrorism ? Because of water, natural resources,land? They don't want Afghanistan strong again, they only want Afghanistan still suffering refugee stage because Pakistan government receiving $ 200 Millon dollars for hosting afghan refugee from year side of the border ,they money investing in Pakistan not afghan refugees!
      Pakistan wants a puppet government in Afghanistan. Pakistani rulers have believed that Afghanistan is their own backyard or 5th province.
      when Pakistan created by Jonnah 1947 our Afghan government never accept Pakistan as country.
      Pakistan have been using Water of Afghanistan for 40 years free of cost as a result they help Terrorist groups to put Afghanistan in war and no one ask them about the cost of Water . If Afghanistan build more dams Pakistan will face droughts and famine.
      Because 30 % water came from Afghanistan and 70% from Indian State of Jammu and Kashmir ,Pakistan wants to the control over the rivers in Kashmir. Because for water supply Pakistan totally depends upon India and Afghanistan.
      All rivers originates from Jammu and Kashmir so If India stops the water supply of sindhu, chinab, jhelum and satluj, Pakistan suffers from drought as well as will be thirst for water but India having contact with Pakistan that's why they can't!
      Pakistan considers Afghanistan as its strategic depth in case of war with India. Pakistan plans to use Afghan soil in case Indian strike corps threaten to divide Pakistan into 2 parts.
      Pakistan doesn’t want a stable & powerful Afghanistan. A strong Afghan government will lay claim to Pashtun tribal areas of Pakistan.
      remember Dr Najibullah was Afghanistan's last hope. He was trying to do his best to defend his country from foreign and domestic threats, and that is Pakistan and the Taliban and their father USA.
      This video is clearly praising Najibullah's death and Afghanistan's destruction today
      m.ua-cam.com/video/yRKX2XhEkQk/v-deo.html
      🎥 Doctor Najibullah Ahmadzai brutally/savagely/ violently ...
      Imagine if he was still alive, Afghanistan would have been a strong country and free from radical wahabi Islamists, Pakistani intimidations and American invasion.
      Najibullah was a great leader who voted by afghan people
      Najibullah hanging was the start of dark age in Afghanistan.!!😖
      If Najibullah had been alive today, he would have won any election to become the president of Afghanistan once again. For your information, Najibullah was killed by the ISI hitman--Mullah Abdul Raziq Chamani and Hamid Gul (himself from Quetta) in the Arg while Tannai was also present at the scene on 26 September 1996 at 1:30 in the morning.
      talibans are Pakistan dogs, but one day Pakistan will pay it!

    • @Abhilaxman_studio
      @Abhilaxman_studio 5 років тому +4

      @Khurram Baloch none of them are Afghans , they don't even know how to speak Pashto.

  • @sunilpawar1493
    @sunilpawar1493 3 роки тому +1

    Bhai me covid positive aaya hun aur home quarantine hun ..me teen char din me karib 30/40 stand up comedyin ko sun Chuka hun.but hansi aana to dur guess aa RHA hai k comedy k nam se ye log Kya bakwas Kar rhe hai sir badi bat ye k samne bethi audience enjoy bhi Kar rhi hai aaj bade dino bad aapne bhut hansaya thanks.me aapka purana fan hun jab aap t v par aate the par aapka look bhut change ho gya hai to me aapko pahchan Hi nhi pays love you bro

  • @nileshmusale9184
    @nileshmusale9184 6 років тому +397

    Last wali lines ke liye thousands of like Bhai.. Superb

  • @sultankanani4254
    @sultankanani4254 5 років тому +1480

    Proud to be an INDIAN MUSLIM ALHAMDULLAH🇮🇳💙
    JAI HIND🇮🇳💙
    VANDE MATARAM🇮🇳💙
    BHARAT MATA KI JAI🇮🇳💙

    • @jogdeepak
      @jogdeepak 4 роки тому +38

      Super bola bhai, sab muslims agar bharat mata ki jai bolenge to kitna accha hoga apna Bharat. Jai Hind bhai.

    • @7LiquidSnake
      @7LiquidSnake 4 роки тому +5

      Love you bhai, Jack from England.

    • @souravsarkar2100
      @souravsarkar2100 4 роки тому +38

      Bharat mata ki jai ..modi or RSS murdabad.

    • @Harsh-ps2fc
      @Harsh-ps2fc 4 роки тому +11

      @@souravsarkar2100 oic bhadwa murdabaad

    • @souravsarkar2100
      @souravsarkar2100 4 роки тому +12

      @@Harsh-ps2fc hat sale chutiya..modi najaise oulat.

  • @Lazy_diablo
    @Lazy_diablo 5 років тому +165

    Yt recommending after india vs pak cwc 2019

  • @wanderingyourway3163
    @wanderingyourway3163 4 роки тому +15

    I love you! Love to all the Indians no matter what the religion is. And amazing punchlines!!!

  • @khairamunda086
    @khairamunda086 5 років тому +394

    I am from Pakistan. Loved his Stand Comedy. Seriously loving it 😂🤣😆

    • @dr.fawadjatt1601
      @dr.fawadjatt1601 5 років тому +4

      Fake id

    • @dinshawdinox3393
      @dinshawdinox3393 5 років тому +4

      Aaja idhar

    • @tanishqyadav9948
      @tanishqyadav9948 5 років тому +15

      Welcome.....bhai yah india he....everyone ek duje k liye.....or aap batao pakistan me kya hal he hinduo k.....ab hinduo ki aabadi badi ya nahi

    • @amitdeb3035
      @amitdeb3035 5 років тому +14

      Luv u my brother...rab ne insaan banaya tha..humne dhrm our jati banaya hai...

    • @mr.meshmon_-2330
      @mr.meshmon_-2330 4 роки тому +1

      @@tanishqyadav9948 good Question

  • @ramgopal3159
    @ramgopal3159 5 років тому +120

    Rehman bhai you are superb
    Pehle mera fvrt jakir Khan the
    But now you

  • @zeeque
    @zeeque 5 років тому +220

    From a Pakistani , well done for staying true to your country.
    My parents migrated from Delhi to Karachi during partition, My parents were indians, i am a pakistani , i love both nations but my loyalty is with Pakistan.
    Jai hind
    Pakistan zindabad.

    • @TechSunnimuslim07860
      @TechSunnimuslim07860 5 років тому +16

      Luv u bhai. Lot of luv frm Bihar India🇮🇳😍😎😇😇🇮🇳😎😍

    • @mohammedfaruki5368
      @mohammedfaruki5368 5 років тому +15

      Fair comment bhai. I am indian muslim, but most of my grand mother's family migrated to karachi durinf partition. I love Pakistan being an Indian. Only been there once in 1984 when I was a few years, but lovely memories of Lahore, Islamabad and Karachi.

    • @theone7359
      @theone7359 5 років тому +5

      @@mohammedfaruki5368 why r u here then

    • @subscriberswithoutavideo-ez3xx
      @subscriberswithoutavideo-ez3xx 5 років тому +7

      @@coolgrv9 this is no joke man... One land or other if aliens take over the world tomorrow every human being will beg for help to each other spread no hate and live in unity plz... :)

    • @mohammedfaruki5368
      @mohammedfaruki5368 5 років тому +2

      @@coolgrv9 kaha nikal?

  • @ourmalegaon3841
    @ourmalegaon3841 6 років тому +82

    As you say in the end , that is true feelings of all Indian Muslims about #India

    • @sunnysrivastava1424
      @sunnysrivastava1424 6 років тому

      Imran Rzvi.....👌👍👍👍

    • @kunalmehra13
      @kunalmehra13 6 років тому

      Sahi kaha bhai yeh sab bakchodi bahut Hoti ...India Mai...even when Muslims also play for India ...

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому

      Imran Rzvi
      love you bro.. 😘😘 please avoid some stupid bhakts comments.. 🙏🙏
      One day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @ourmalegaon3841
      @ourmalegaon3841 6 років тому +2

      Great ....Inshallah one day we will make that India

  • @theabdulkadir6149
    @theabdulkadir6149 6 років тому +155

    Last line touhed my heart❤😍😍Jai hind🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @buntyabichandani5627
      @buntyabichandani5627 6 років тому +1

      The Abdul Kadir Vande Matram b to kabhi bol

    • @theabdulkadir6149
      @theabdulkadir6149 6 років тому +8

      @@buntyabichandani5627 Bhai Tu Rahen de tere se certificate ni chahiye mujhe

    • @pamondal
      @pamondal 6 років тому +6

      @@theabdulkadir6149 apne ghar se kon na payar kore...jo na kore o idot hai... 1% sabi jaiga pe hai..dil me mat le yaar

    • @theabdulkadir6149
      @theabdulkadir6149 6 років тому +4

      @@pamondal i agree with u brother👍

    • @ramz456
      @ramz456 6 років тому +1

      Ye bunty hamare 1-2% mein se hai.. hum iski jimmedari nahi lete.. 😂😂

  • @sahilamin3382
    @sahilamin3382 6 років тому +261

    Sarey Jahan se achha Hindustan Hamara 🇮🇳

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +1

      Sahil Amin
      love you bro.. 😘😘 please avoid some stupid bhakts comments.. 🙏🙏
      One day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @mohasinshaikh9455
    @mohasinshaikh9455 3 роки тому +2

    Rehman sir have been a fan of your comedy since comedy nights show. But this what you’re doing is a great job 👍🏽👍🏽 Needs Guts to do this. You’re doing it very beautifully keep it up! There will come lynchers but never quit this work what you’re doing. Proud of the work you’re doing.

  • @muskaandalal3646
    @muskaandalal3646 5 років тому +348

    I am so proud to be an Indian .Love all the religions and live with harmony ❤🌸

  • @sushantkumar7250
    @sushantkumar7250 6 років тому +198

    Brother when I listen to you ...you make me sad ...and dichotomy is that I'm listening to a comedian... your standup is so deep ..you must have faced people questioning directly or indirectly your love to your own motherland........Bro those 1% people are present in every sect and religion..we would have to somehow nullify their effect on our lovely India.....and you are doing that . Brother just keep doing awesome work...this video has imense potential of changing hearts ...

    • @chandchoudary3602
      @chandchoudary3602 6 років тому +5

      When was the last time you saw that 1% amongst the Hindus, Sikhs, Buddhists, Christians, Parsis, or the tribals?

    • @merajsyed8608
      @merajsyed8608 6 років тому +2

      Thanks for your thoughts

    • @sushantkumar7250
      @sushantkumar7250 6 років тому +1

      @@chandchoudary3602 I believe in true idea of India ...that is multi cultural ,multi religious and tolerant.... And our constitution is a brilliant manifestation of the very same idea...I would consider any body challenging that idea of India as rogue element and even anti national..now be it any hard liner Hindu dreaming for so called Hindu nation or any Muslim supporting Pakistan over India... ...So open up your eyes you too would see it....

    • @chandchoudary3602
      @chandchoudary3602 6 років тому +1

      Answer my question or stop making retarded claims.
      This country is tolerant only because of its dharmic majority. Had it been up to the Muslims, it would have been another Sharia shit hole like Pakistan, Afghanistan, or Bangladesh. The constitution isn't a brilliant manifestation. It is a copy pasta of the American, British, Canadian, and Australian constitutions. I'd highly recommend that you take your own advice.

    • @Ladliju1
      @Ladliju1 6 років тому +1

      @@chandchoudary3602 Haan Bhai ab tu ye bhi bolega Brahmos missiles ke secrets bhi ek muslaman ne leak kiye they..

  • @shaikhmohammedsadique4331
    @shaikhmohammedsadique4331 6 років тому +518

    I am Muslim I love my India meri jaan hai India 🌹🌹

  • @jitendersinghparihar9381
    @jitendersinghparihar9381 3 роки тому +1

    आपकी लास्ट लाइनो से यह पता चलता है आप एक सच्चे हिंदुस्तानी मुसलमान है और इसमें कोई शक नहीं है जय हिंद वंदे मातरम मेरे दोस्त

  • @nabinhasan9485
    @nabinhasan9485 6 років тому +187

    this holly land is my mother land .I am proud of I am indian

    • @hellbird1381
      @hellbird1381 6 років тому

      han usman chutiye..we rape pakistan..or tum chutiyo ko danda krte rahenge tenson na le

    • @hkpgaming6049
      @hkpgaming6049 6 років тому

      Wss. Rrqq

    • @KN38277
      @KN38277 6 років тому

      @@usmanmalik1755 Pakistani getting jealous...

    • @usmanmalik1755
      @usmanmalik1755 6 років тому

      Niraj Kadam hahaha jealus tu unse hua jata hay jo kuch hoon tum log tu bhikari ho😂😂toiletless log

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому

      Nabin Hasan
      love you bro.. 😘😘 please avoid some stupid bhakts comments.. 🙏🙏
      One day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @riturajshekhar2547
    @riturajshekhar2547 6 років тому +50

    Great content. Humourous yet enriching. We should always remember that India is the only country in the world where a huge number of people, belonging to all religions, live harmoniously. Let the politicians say and do whatever they want, we will never be divided.

  • @aaishkhan2153
    @aaishkhan2153 6 років тому +437

    Saare Jahan se accha Hindustaan Hamara...
    Vande Mataram...
    Bharat Maata ki Jai....
    I am proud to be an INDIAN MUSLIM..

    • @xyedfarhan4296
      @xyedfarhan4296 6 років тому +2

      Lanat tere Muslim hone per..

    • @resistance6907
      @resistance6907 6 років тому +3

      It means you are consent to postray the earth wherin your religion doesn't allow you to postroy anything beside allah.
      Good job man.
      Proud to be a muslims

    • @ashwaneegautam4240
      @ashwaneegautam4240 6 років тому +2

      @Tips For Men toh Kya khe

    • @EntertaineRAbhisheK
      @EntertaineRAbhisheK 6 років тому +1

      ✌️✌️👍👍

    • @aaishkhan2153
      @aaishkhan2153 6 років тому +13

      @Chirayu Chourasia Hehe..."Soch ka farq" dude....I am proud to be an Indian and Proud to be a Muslim too..!! So "Indian Muslim" "proud.." 😊😊 got it??

  • @rajneeshjoshi8255
    @rajneeshjoshi8255 3 роки тому +15

    Love you brother ❤️😂😂😂😂 great timing and very interesting reality of Indian Muslim's 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @beinghonest8814
    @beinghonest8814 6 років тому +323

    Am proud to b an Indian Muslimah😍I love my country..Ma Nation is Ma first Priority😳🙏👍💟

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +16

      Raashi HB
      Hey sister..
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

    • @beinghonest8814
      @beinghonest8814 6 років тому +8

      @@pratap3553 haa hindusthan zindabaad👏👍🙋💟

    • @factsandtruth4716
      @factsandtruth4716 6 років тому +2

      Me too

    • @shehran6936
      @shehran6936 6 років тому +1

      Your nation over your religion? If so why don't you convert to Hinduism, it's perfect for you. Asli musalmaan apne mazbh ko sab se age rakhte hai

    • @shehran6936
      @shehran6936 6 років тому +1

      @@pratap3553 Gandhi's dream India was a centralised government. To rule over ALL South Asians. We Baloch would never have stood for that. We're not Indian we're Baloch. India is a nationality not ethnicity

  • @RangHinai
    @RangHinai 6 років тому +238

    A proud indian muslim girl💙 *bharat bhagya vidhata*

  • @kumarabhishek5652
    @kumarabhishek5652 5 років тому +81

    This idea of being United was one of the values our freedom fighters fought for against britisher's divide and rule.

  • @kedarpatwardhan3397
    @kedarpatwardhan3397 4 роки тому +1

    I am a Hindu by religion but Indian by birth. Any other Indian who loves my country will always be a brother, and I don’t care of his religion.
    Only wish for the sake of unity and correction of perception, my brothers of all faiths come together and hold a protest march, protesting against atrocities done to Kashmiri Hindus. That will send a strong signal to our neighbors to not play divide and terrify with Indians. Peace be to you Rehman bhai.

  • @atozgeopolitics7885
    @atozgeopolitics7885 6 років тому +251

    I m hindu and i love my muslims brothers and not all hindus think same and love u r video bro and we r humans first then hindu and muslims

    • @mikeynimbavat1436
      @mikeynimbavat1436 6 років тому +7

      abe tumhari hakikat bolo tumhare hi logo ne alag desh ki maang ki phir desh ke do tukde hue india pakistan phir tum logon ki wahah se phir dono deshi aur 2 tukde hue bangladesh pok ab suno tum haramiyo ki maang ki wajah mere bharat ke itne tukde hue phir bhi hum galat aur tum sahi agar isi logic se chale toh bhai british tumse bhi sahi the unko bhi kyon kosna woh toh bahar ke log the aur humpe raaj kiya tum toh isi desh ke the bus bahar ke akramankariyo ke dar se apna naam badal diya aur un karmankariyo mein se 99% wapas chale gaye apne desh tum toh apne the aur tumhine humari peet mein chura bhoka phir bhi hum galat aur aaj bhi tum phir wohi chahte hun assam ke do tukde bengal ka phir se ik tukda kashmir ka ik aur tukda kerala ka ik tukda tum desh ko todna chahte ho saamne meethi meethi baatein karte ho par jab desh ko ik rakhne ki baat aati hain toh kyon tum algaavaadiyo ke saath khade dikhte hain tumhi ke jhoote dharm ke karnmo ki wajah se aaj ik converted bhai uske hi asli bhai is dharti laal ko maar raha hain bana rakhi hain bhaiyo ne ik jo kamjor tha jisne ghutne tek kar videshiyo ke saath ho gaya ik jo data raha khada raha aur aaj bhi apni asli wajood mein hain aur phir bhi hum galat jin videshi akramankariyo nr hamare desh ko loota hamare izaat abroo looti hamara khajana hamara logon pe jurm kiya aur jabardadti apna kar dharm bhasha humpe thopi aur kuch ne dar paise position ke liye apna dharm badalliye aur unhi sabne desh ko baanta aur phir bhi hum galat tum raasto mein bakre kaato taaziya nikalo loudspeaker lagao jahan 80 % population hindu hain koi kuch nahi bolta tumko par tum log jo hamari bhavna ki kadr nahi karte hamari astha ka prahtik hamare gau vasnh ko maarte ho khate ho aur phir hum kuch karr iske khilaaf toh hum galat kashmir se pandito or hinduo ko bhagaya gaya mandir tode gaye pakistan mein jabardadti conversion karaya gaya videshi chande se logon ko behla fusla kar dharm badalvaya gaya andhvishawas faila kar logon ka dharm badla gaya talvar ki dhaar pe dharm badlaya gaya kisi masoom ladki ko jhootr pyar mein fansa kar uska dharm badlaya gaya sab kuch anitik karya karke dharm badlaya gaya phir bhi hum galat tumne haz subsidy khayi tumne desh ke tukde kiye tumne khabarstan ke naam pe jagah dabochi tumhne desh ki scholarship khayi tumne desh mein hamesha yeh mana ki tum arabio ke ho jab ki tum toh waha ko ho hi nahi unka dwara tumpe yeh dharm thopa gaya aur usiko tum jaari rakhe hue ho phir bhi hum galat tumne desh ki darhovar ko nuksaan paunhcaya ayodha somnath lakho mandir tode lakho jaroori lekh nast kiye lakho ghar ko loota barbaad kiya bekasur insaano ka katal kiya phir bhi hum galat agar sachai galat hain toh hume galat hona manjur hain haan hain hum galat tabhi hum hamari asli pehchan asli dharm haamri dharti maa hamare bhasaao hamare logon ki rakhsa kar sakenge nahi toh tum jo kal hindu se bane hue naye muslaman jo apne saudi ke akaao asli muslaman aur yahan ke kuch badimag sirfire katarvaadi naye nakli muslamano ke ishaare pe naach rahe ho tum desh ke phir tukde karoge hum yeh ab nahi honde denge yeh hamari bahaduri thi ki aaj tak hum wajood mein hain barna tumne toh kai dharm kai sabhyatao ka vinaash kar unpe apna nizam jabardasti lagu kiya tha par hum lade aur tumko dhool chatayai aur aaj tak wajood mein hain bharat hain bharat rahega jai bharat

    • @babarazam1165
      @babarazam1165 6 років тому +1

      Very true

    • @ashokshukla4514
      @ashokshukla4514 6 років тому +1

      Kabhi akbaruddin ki bhi comedy sun lo

    • @MohdAdil-pi1hd
      @MohdAdil-pi1hd 6 років тому +3

      I Mohammad Adil love all Hindus this video was comedy in reality I haven't found. But there are some facts which are true

    • @karanrautela4460
      @karanrautela4460 6 років тому +1

      @@mikeynimbavat1436 kha ke ho bhai

  • @TechnomiaL
    @TechnomiaL 5 років тому +129

    The last sentences leave me with goosebumps😮 everytime I listen to it.....10:32

  • @harshadk4595
    @harshadk4595 5 років тому +77

    Who can forget Mohd Kaif's innings against England while chasing 325!?

    • @DUSHYAANTAA1992
      @DUSHYAANTAA1992 5 років тому +3

      Main bhi 2019 ke loksabha chunav nahi bhulunga ki mohmmad kaif ne bihar me jakar kaha tha musalmano sab ek ho jao tum sari gud barfi khakar chale jate ho or jate jate tumhe dar lagta hai - hamid ansari,nasruddin shah,or bhi hai

    • @mithleshmaitry3490
      @mithleshmaitry3490 5 років тому

      87 runs.... Hats off

  • @nagarajlakshmaiah2595
    @nagarajlakshmaiah2595 3 роки тому +3

    We are incomplete without each other. Bravo, loved your content. Keep it up.

  • @doctorstrange2809
    @doctorstrange2809 6 років тому +72

    Lot of Love and respect for you Rahman bhai....🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳😊😊

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому

      Noor alam Khan
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @azharraza4989
    @azharraza4989 6 років тому +196

    Hindustan jinda bad tha h or rhega .......Jai hind

    • @raina9334
      @raina9334 6 років тому +1

      AP bi zindabad

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +3

      Azhar Raza
      love you bro.. 😘😘
      please don't take tension & ignore of some stupid bhakts.. one day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @sam3028
    @sam3028 6 років тому +226

    I m hindu......love u all muslim bhai behen from everywhere either Ind aur pak 😍😍😍 lets bury the hatchet ❤❤❤

    • @Techrewind584
      @Techrewind584 6 років тому +1

      Love you too bro 😇👬🤝

    • @sam3028
      @sam3028 6 років тому +2

      @@Techrewind584 hey i m not bro....😂😂i m sis😂

    • @sam3028
      @sam3028 6 років тому +3

      Meri fake id nhi hai...aur ye maine dil se bola hai bhaijan

    • @mr.rajput2963
      @mr.rajput2963 6 років тому +1

      Absolutely yr

    • @toqeersoomro8565
      @toqeersoomro8565 6 років тому

      Love from pak

  • @rajdeepvartak7826
    @rajdeepvartak7826 4 місяці тому +2

    I am Hindu and I studied in muslim minority college. At that time almost all muslim students were cheering for pakistan cricket team and even they were putting pakistani cricket players as their dps.😢😢
    It's was disgusting to see this nonsense stuff.😢

  • @sonubhai975
    @sonubhai975 5 років тому +99

    सब को अपना अपना धर्म मानने का पूरा अधिकार है।।
    जब बात देश की हो
    तो सारे हिन्दुस्तानी एक साथ हो ।।

    • @raghavmishra681
      @raghavmishra681 5 років тому

      @Rock Star Yehi to baat he india ki 😍

  • @ketenpatelhere
    @ketenpatelhere 4 роки тому +890

    On a serious note... I m Hindu and we never discriminate Indian Muslims ...😘🙂

    • @abdulmaalik1944
      @abdulmaalik1944 3 роки тому +19

      Love u my brother.❤️❤️

    • @pranilpatil4109
      @pranilpatil4109 3 роки тому +25

      Same here. This comedian showing made up story.

    • @pranilpatil4109
      @pranilpatil4109 3 роки тому +4

      @@manandhiman1010 I understand that there can be discriminatory people in society. I mean even developed countries are not exception. But at friend level no one talks like that. Bcoz I have muslim friends(I even feel awkward when I mention religion of my friend). So I feel disgusting when hear this made up story.

    • @samraansari4615
      @samraansari4615 3 роки тому +16

      Aap jaise logo ki wajah se hume
      Apne indian hone par proud hai
      Not a joke seriously talking 👍👍👍

    •  3 роки тому +1

      That’s really nice bro, proud of u as a fellow Hindu

  • @muzzu967
    @muzzu967 6 років тому +89

    Bhai comedy jitna bhi karo.. Lekin climax me jo kaha 💯% sahi hai

    • @blazingtatsumaki
      @blazingtatsumaki 6 років тому

      Deshbhakti prove karne ka pressure

    • @pratap3553
      @pratap3553 6 років тому +1

      Muzammil Sadiq
      love you bro.. 😘😘 please avoid some stupid bhakts comments.. 🙏🙏
      One day we will make Gandhi's dream India.. 🇮🇳🇮🇳

  • @furqansyed4098
    @furqansyed4098 3 роки тому +2

    Musalmaan ki alg hi pehchaan hoti hai
    Jhaa b jaaye jiss field mai jaaye naam kma hi leta hai..
    #lovefromkashmir
    Keep it up brother
    Proud of u providing with such great thoughts through comedy..
    It needs a lot of Talent tht u have
    🌹

  • @mdwahidrza
    @mdwahidrza 6 років тому +182

    TIRANGE KI BULANDI KO JHUKA SAKTA NAHI KOI AMANALLAH HAME DUSHMAN MITA SAKTA NAHI KOI.
    JAI HIND!!!!!
    JAI BHARAT!!!!!

    • @buntyabichandani5627
      @buntyabichandani5627 6 років тому

      Md Wahid Vande Matram b kabhi to bol

    • @gurcharansinghoberoi1910
      @gurcharansinghoberoi1910 6 років тому +2

      SALUTE ur intellectual

    • @pamondal
      @pamondal 6 років тому +4

      @@buntyabichandani5627 yaar ab tu rahen de vai...hindu hona to sikh komse kom....be proud of being hindu

    • @swadhin8409
      @swadhin8409 6 років тому +5

      @@buntyabichandani5627 harjagah hagna jarurihai?

    • @ashutoshwarm007
      @ashutoshwarm007 6 років тому +4

      bunty abichandani he said enough. who the fuck are you to ask him ki wo kya bole ya na bole.