NRC CAA PROTEST & MUSLIMS | STAND UP COMEDY BY REHMAN KHAN
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- Опубліковано 20 жов 2024
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Rehman Bhai - un par nahi pr apne Hindu Bhaiyo pe bharosa rakho. Hum apne Musalman Bhaiyo ke saath khade Hain, is ladai Mei bhi kandhe se kandha milake apke saath hain...
Love u Ashish bhai
80% against hai NRC CAA .
Baki 20% toh har desh mai chutiye rahte hai.
Bhai app logo ka sath hi h Jo sab khade h ek sath
I know bro
great.. bro .. love from Kerala
🇮🇳I’m Indian U R Indian that’s set..!♥️✌🏻
Modi ko samjao
@DaRKsOUL muze Modi aur shah se bachana hai desh ko .
Very nice sir👍👍
If don't have proofs of indian nationality then go away that's set
@@dt8129 tu Muslim hai Bhai merey
Nakli ID bana kar bol raha....
One step above..... Kya thinking he....yaar .. Every time you bringing something new with some messages it touches a million heart........stunning
I understand your felling on NRC NPR and i request to makes video on Kashmir genocides❣️
Also on Jammu genocides
उस पर ये वीडियो नहीं बनायेगा
present your evidence then video will follow
Dil se respect for poem .
Rehman bhai video daala kro taki pta chale ki jinda ho
Edit:Thnx for likes..first time ever got these much likes 😢
😀😅🤣😂
ua-cam.com/video/ES5505W7dhY/v-deo.html
Please watch this and share it to every one
😂
आपके जज़्बे और वतनपरस्ती को सलाम।
आपका बहुत छोटा प्रशंसक।
Gupta (G ) aap polend jaona Bhai pta pd jayga apko
@@shoaibali7583 kya baat hai bhai poland ki? mujhe bhi bataao 🙏.
Awesome bro, we all can understand your feeling on NRC-CAA. No doubt you can make comedy video on Kashmiri genocide also.
No one Muslim make videos on Kashmir genocide
@@thecivilizedbihari18 Always mum on Uighir muslim genocide by China and so is for Afganistan Muslims, but very prompt about showcasing Gujrat riots as genocide, folks are smart enough to understand these double standards.
Pehla comment i saw on such video.
Acha laga logo me bolne ki himmat hai.
@@thecivilizedbihari18also on Jammu genocides.
Yes make video on genocide of Kashmiri pandits ..
तेरी मेरी सबकी बात लिखेंगे
हम ही तो कल इतिहास लिखेंगे
सूखे बादलों पे बरसात लिखेंगे
हम ही तो कल इतिहास लिखेंगे
बहती नदी पे कोई बांध लिखेंगे
हम ही तो कल #इतिहास.
#जयभारत
#जयभिम
#जयसंविधान
Beshak ham hi mil ke itihas likhenge inqlaaab zindabad
Chutiya he sala kitna likhega be
Chutya no1
Jai Hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳 Proud to be Indian 🇮🇳🇮🇳
Poetry 👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌🔥🕉️☦️🕍⛪🕌
Jai Hind 🇮🇳
jinke dil me Pakistan aur juban par hindustan ha, Kasey zakin kr le.
Gazawae hind ka sapna jinki anko me , kasey zakin krle.
Love zihad ke name par dharan bdlwate ho, kasey zakin krle.
Tum vhi ho jinho ne Pakistan ke jitne par patake bhi fode the.
Jab koi fauji saheed hota ha to jhalkti ha kushi saaf,
Bipin rawat ki sheedi par hasi bhre comment, abhi abhi ki ha bat.
Dil se bole to hme nhi farak pdta ki hindu kon aur muslim kon.
Magar dimag se soche to itihas is bat ki anumati nhi deta.
Tum bade pyar se mughlo ka vanshaj mante ho ,
Magar 4 shahibzado ke kitni berehmi se mara tha bhli bhanti zante ho.
Tum allah ke na manne walo ko kafir mante ho,
Peeth par var krne ke liye harqwaqt taiyar rehte ho.
Khud ko muslmano ka masiha btate ho,
Middle east me kitni izzat ha bhli bhanti jante ho.
Gaza ke hamle par badi hamdrdi ha,
Kya china ke khilaf yhi awaz niklti ha.
Tum majority me ho to kisi dharam ko kuch samajhte kuch nhi,
Jab minority me atte ho to ham is jgah me safe nhi.
Khud tum allah ke alawa mante ni kisiko, aur hmase puchte ho tum secular ni nhi.
Yahi nirvan h mera, yahi Hindustan h mera💜 beautiful written sir
@@quick6175 wahh bhai kyaa baat hai , kitte acche sanskaar hain tumhare
@Hosadurga Srinivasa Rao kyaa bola hai sacchi mein, kitta accha sikhaya hai tumhare maa baap ne tumhe
@Hosadurga Srinivasa Rao Brother.. kisiko bhi gaali dene se kya khushi milti hain? Kisi baat ki narazgi hain toh sawal karo.. jawab maango.. apni soch aage rakho aur saamne wale ki bhi soch suno. Mann shaant rakho bhai, gusse se zyada sukoon shanti mein milega.
@Hosadurga Srinivasa Rao lo neen kannadvn Anta gottu sede Tara eneno baritiyalo Nim avn ge yarodru ingela Andre hengiroto lowde ke Baal neen dodh anti national Tara kaantiya sede tulle hog yardaru unnu buddhi barute
@@Mrinluckycena02 These people don't deserve Respect or sympathy brother, They should be Termin@ted like pest. These people are Curse for our society. Streets will be more safe for women if these people are de@d.
This comedy means a lot ...... a person love his country more than anyone still people see him as an foreigner .....hats off to u man ...u have nailed this performance ..... I have lots of muslim friends and i can't never doubt themself because India agar pakistan se har jate hain to mujhse jyada dukh un logon ko ata hain ......Jay hind Jay BHARAT 💞💞💝💝
Come out guys from this Hindu and muslim..
@DaRKsOUL chalo koi to hai yahan jo ye baat samjta hai
Excellent poem,
Literally watered 😭
ua-cam.com/video/LoZXboySl2I/v-deo.html .. please make excellent poem on Kashmiri pandit also
@@AkashVlog very good brother , that's what came in my mind after listening this poem.
Sir sir sir sir.... Comedy was superb... But aapki jo last me poem thi wo jehen me aag laga gyi Rehman bhai... Truely loved it... 😊❤️🙏
वाह रहमान भाई दिल जीत लिया आपने बहुत खूब 👏👏
Big salute to you BHAIJAAN,,, am from ASSAM.
Assam me abh bhi protests shuru hai kya??
Big man bro..we blessed to have you kind of true Indian.
Love u Bhai jaan.Kya poem he mashallah. Dil ko chhu liya..
Gajjab bhai
And I want every indian to get clearity about CAA, NRC.....and support it
Everyone has their agenda..... Nothing is about CAA NRC.... U need clearity..... Look how this comedian made jokes on selected topics and one sided facts.
@@Happystone390 first u try to understand the situation, he's actually supporting the facts and presenting it in the way of entertainment
Agar desh me dharm ke adhar pe kanun layenge to desh barbadi ki aur jata hai hame Aisa nahi karna chahiye aur sabhi logo ko virodh karna chahiye
I loved the poem more than jokes, 🤩 beautiful writing. Stay blessed!
Yes. The jokes were really lams tbh.
I only stayed for the message he was trying to convey.
Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
Tumne kya kiya watan k waaste , na puchha maine kabhi..
Aur na pucha hoga kisi ne kabhi..
Par bolo.. Tum, Tumhe meri watan parasti k,
Kisse.. Kaun kaun se likh, sunau.
Tujhe to sab tere naam se mil gaya, mere dost.
Tu hi bata..
K watan-parasti ka saboot dene , meri..
May kab-kab , kitna khoon apna , is zamin par girau
Saalon saal ki dosti me bhi tum samajh na sake , HUME
Tu hi bata..
Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
#DeshMeraBhiHai ##
Haan ji aapki jaankari me kitne muslim ko daaala detention center me... Stop supporting idiots
The thing which can't be cured must be endured; and while we are enduring it, we may as well enjoy it. Protest in favour- Hilarious !! The poem was awesome. Keep it up.
This time India has shows what a support for Muslims a nation has taken a stand this called incredible. India Jai Hind
Mobin Shaikh jtum support lo...do mat kisi ko...kaam kar na kon nikal raha hai tere ko chutya
Ok population control Bill pe dekhte hai kitna support karte ho
@@googlesharma4477 bhakt spotted
@@rozeminqureshi5196 koi agar sach kah de to fir andhbhakt
@@rozeminqureshi5196 galat kya bola, population world issue hai,
India china etc k lie bht major issue hai
Well done bro. Nothing remains the same so always stay positive & keep making us smile 😀
🤣😂😂😂 Aaja beta nhi marungaa! aajaa aajaa nhi marunga😂😂
मैंने आज से नफ़रत करना और फैलाना बंद कर दिया है
आपकी लास्ट की कविता सुन कर आंखे नम हो गई...
ek baar Kashimir ka itihas dekh lo, nam aankho me khoon utar ayega.
Good yr...
@@Ladkowalibaat pehle tu india k luteron ka naam dekh loo.. sab gujju hai.. chor
Bhai iski baat mat sun quran padh hindi me asliyat pata pad jayegi
Yanhi hazaaro ne puri train jalayi thi
C.A.A. means = adopt to someone 's child 😂
N.R.C.means= ask our children that who is your father 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Favourited
Ek bar aap kashmiri pandito ki basti me bhi ho aao bhai aapko sab pata chal jayega abcd to z
@@sandipkoradia2702 ek bar engineering college ka situation dekhle tu bhi pata chal jayega modi kitna fekku he
@nikhilesh Rathore DNA is not the citizenship proof bro as per govt 😂😂😝😝
Samsung bro ek bar aap mujhe nrc k docs bta skte h complete
Niceeee ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ab asli bhaichara aaya hai desh me jab dono side ke logon ko bhaichare ka matalab pta chla ❤️ nice poem . Jai hind jai bharat🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 .
All is good ...
Don't worry no is going to Pakistan we are all one this is our culture and one thing besides it Jay shree ram is not communal...😃😃
Arey secularism chod do bhai !! In mullo ko kou nahi samjha sakta
Ye sale Ram ko communal karte hai
Abhi pagambar ko kaho inkee muh se khoon niklega
I also Sorry for this
Is this amit shah roaming by making Id of Mohit?
@@bikashjaiswal1967 hahahaha...no body is talking about Amit shah here..
“ vedio bnate rhey.. taaki hme pta chale aap zinda to h” seriously a true thought.. that came to my mind also few mnths back when i saw no new vedios of yours! Hats off to u sir! 👍 may we get more such vedios.. but i wish no more such topics may still prevail then.
Comedy k naam pe isne wahi bola jo isse ummeed hai.
Aur koi chiz hi nhi iske paas comedy k liye.
Modi, pakistan aur indian muslim.
Sala desh ka naam barbaad kr dia h, aur isko sb pta h isko video dekhke log kehte hn achcha aisa hota h india me.
Sale in katwon se yehi ummed rakhna
@@hello_friend829_PCfanto tu bhai isse dekho 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂 ua-cam.com/video/HTnwBT0ECAU/v-deo.html
ua-cam.com/video/HTnwBT0ECAU/v-deo.html
@@hollywoodf4uhindi971 isse koi fark nhi padta, tu sunta hoga, aur honey singh k gane se ti achcha hi hai. Srk salman se b super.
Kiske kehne pe dekhta h ye sb,
इतिहास गवाह है, सियासत ने ही हमें बाँटा है।
आपकी कविता बहुत ही अच्छी है।😊❤️
जय हिंद, इंकलाब जिंदाबाद, भारत माता की जय🙏🏻
Are bhai ye Kavita suna ke kab tumhari Behan Kavita ko le jayenge ko bhaga ke le jayenge , pata bhi nahi lagega.
ua-cam.com/video/LoZXboySl2I/v-deo.html .. sirf itihas nahi .. sachai me to Jan lo Kashmiri pandito ki
@@ManjeetSingh-rb2rm hmm tnsn kyu lete ho koi kisiko jabardasti nehi karta. And ejat and rape matter main jake crime record check karo kitne rapist Hindu se he.
Useless thinking
@@AkashVlog hmm godhra Muslims ka bhi jano bro.
Chutiye joginder mondel k baare me padh Lena.. Aur kaun saa itihaas padha hai be gandu...Mohhmaad gauri.. Gajnabi, taimur, Akbar, Allauddin, in sab ke ithihaas padh Lena gaandu
More power to you sir aise issues pr humour wali comedy is too tough stay safe love and suppoert❤❤❤
Rehman u r lucky , u r born in India...
That's why u talk like this...
That's correct...
Soo true pak me abtak 6 feet andar hota
@@shubhamraut9326 chutiye ye andr kue hota....ye tumhari leta
ua-cam.com/video/2tgyS3RKSco/v-deo.html must watch bhai
Santosh Bhai issi liye tou hmare buzurgo or bardo ne freedom fighters ne apni jano ki kurbani Di thi rahi baat bolne ki tou bolne ka right hota ha sabko apko bhi ha
Level of Sarcasm.. nice bro doing great..
As usual your poem won our heart.
Uttam atee uttam kavita Rehman Bhai!
Aapki Hindi bhi uttam aapki Urdu bhi Oomda!
Dil jeet liya aapki nazm nè. Likhtay raho, jeetay raho, hamèsha apnè zaheen chut'kulon sè humay shaad o aagaah rakhna.
भाई एक वीडियो कश्मीरी पंडितों के नाम भी बना दो ... उनके साथ जो हुआ क्या वो गलत नहीं था.... अन्तिम पंक्तियां आपकी अच्छी लगी जय हिन्द 🇮🇳🇮🇳
Kashmiri pandit yad hai Jammu ke 2 lakh Musalmano Ke qatl Ka hisab kaun dega dogla kahin ka
muje kutta kaata to mai bhi kaatunga. dimag hai ki nahi bakchod insaan.
@@anujoymukherjee271 to kutte ko kaatega na ke chutiye ki kutte ki poori jaat ko hi khtm kr dega
@@ritik_kumaar gand me dum nahi hum kisi se kam nahi haina !
@@anujoymukherjee271 us time Pandit maare gye koey Nhi bola o ab
Sare kutte bol rhe haaa
Humour has no religion, no political affliation.. ♥️
Love. ❤️
Really?? No political affiliation?
Then why bring religion & political affiliation in it ?
Abe hutiye kisi Muslim ko aise bolte dekha h Humour has No Religion
Try mohommad jokes..😜
Talented Rehman bro..
Sarcastically said all aspects of goverment failing document of muslims as a citizen 👍👍💯 🇮🇳
Muslim k pas dharti ka sara documents hai, sarkar k taraf se minority ko milne wali benefits ka Paisa lene k liye, reservation ka benefit lene k liye. Rehman ka Joke tumhare samjh se pare h
ऐतिहासिक सीन!!! 😁😁😁😁 abibas was outstanding..... 2002 baar... Gujrat bhar!!! Sabka vishwasghat! Absolutely brilliant!!
The poetry caught me... Just simply amazing 😍
Tipu ko bap mante he alog Jin tipu in logo gi kerla westbengal lakho Hindu o convert Kiya or ma behen ko chod kar Muslims bana ya tha Hindu se aj bap mante he
खुद को अगर जिंदा समझते हो तो गलत का विरोध करना सीखो,
क्योंकि लहर के साथ लाशे बहा करती है
तैराक नहीं।
Kya baat hai bahot khoob
Bahut khub bhai.....
Absolutely
Have you taken entry in any country without documents....
Brush up your knowledge about CAA And NRC
@@kaushaldelhi2011 apna brain wash krwa k yahan kya kr raha h jaao chaato ...
और तुम भी सामने से बोलना""हम भी घर वापसी के लिए तैयार है """" 👌🤣
😄😆👌
He is true Muslim. He offer 5 time namaz To Allah. 500 time abuse to Modi 😂😂😂
Do you think modi is God.
If someone abuse modi, it doesn't mean
He is anti hindu or traitor.
But he should not abuse krishna, rama, ganapathi or any other God.
Islam also teaches to respect other religion but you don't want to know.
Awesome bro.
Poetry was awesome.
Heart touching.
💥💥💥💥💥
U must make a poem on Kashmiri pandits...
Bhai hypocricy hai iski kyon banaayega yeh?
Bhai ek baat btau... Muslim pr kuch hota h sab ek ho jate h or kuch gandwe hindu bhi... Pr hindu k sath kuch hota h to hum hindu log hi unke sath nhi hote.. ye sab bhosdi wale log nhi jaante. PFI ka agenda bhi nhi pta kisi chutiye ko..
Is s nhi hoega poem wala scene
@@thehealingguy1503 bhai hume bhi bura lagta hai jab kisi ko bhi apna motherland chorh kr jana pade
Kashmiri pandit bhi humare bhai hai sab
Mai stand leta hu uspe
Lekin sarkaar agar ab tak chahti to wapas settle karskti thi sabko
Par rajneeti hai bro ye sab
@@umarsaeed9578 ye govt pe hi bhrosa hai ki Kashmiri pandits ko waps settle kregi Kashmir m but aapse request hai virodh mt krna..cz iss govt k hr decision ka aap log ne virodh hi kiya h hmesa...
Bro You Rocks , Love you So Much. ❤👌🇮🇳 India is for everyone.
India is for everyone.. But indian is for no one..
There is only one country for hindus...
@@iamkaafeer India is for Indian & for persecuted people, and who hopes for a great future in their financial life, Cultural life, social life, educational life . India should be the country of hope.
@@iamkaafeer In this entire world India has one thing which is not on the planet "The Great Indian Democracy & Secularism " not even USA, UK ,Australia, Japan or other developed Countries.
That's why India is Called as Sub Continent where more Than 1000+ tribes lives , having 22 official languages and 2200+ dialects, people of every religion (8+) , with different cultural backgrounds. That is my country.
We don't need hindu Rashtra or Country based on Religion, on this planet all countries based on Religion are the worst Country in Economic Conditions, Freedom of Speech, Right to live, freedom of press and they are most poorest countries.
Exceptions are with Some having Oil based Resources like Saudi ,UAE ,and others. That(oil) will not last longer as it is a limited resource.
And all the progressive countries are Democratic with open Society (secular) including China, the country with no religion. Majority of Chinese people are Atheists.
Jha2 Insaan hai ye
100 baar, 1000 baar, 2002 baar, Gujarat bar, nhi Raat Bhar.
Good One Rahman Bhai..
रहमान भाई बहुत वक़्त लगा दिए यार वीडियो लाने में
Sahi bole
@@sachidanandsingh9244 haa jaise tum ko jhutaodi pasand hai vadnagar wale ka
@@sachidanandsingh9244 अपने माँ बाप के संस्कार यहां मत दिखाओ
Vikarm bhai yeh dekho bjp ka Dalla ayaa
Yeh iska baap apni maa ko gali deta hoga isliye yeh harmkhor peda hua
जब तक हिन्दू मुस्लिम साथ साथ है कोई कुछ नहीं बिगाड़ सकता । हिंदुस्तान किसी के बाप का थोड़ी है।।
Hum hindus ko BJP RSS bacha lenge par librandu ko kaun bachayega.TUM udhar se bhi pitoge aur idhar se bhi.Aur haa Secular bhai Common civil code pe tumhara kya vichaar hai.USke liye alag se protest ki taaayari karlo.
@@dhirajkumarpal2012 50%honge hi nhi dar k namm pe mat ladao
DHIRAJKUMAR PAL Akkal ke andhe ho tum, bjp rss kisi ke sage nahi hai. Advani aur Joshi ka kya hal kiya dekh lo
Bigadsakta matlabb?
Or kiya dekhna chahye ghar men to goss k marraha h bhai or kiya dekh ne ko rahgaya h.
@@dhirajkumarpal2012ek baat batana muslim ki kaisi population bdegi jab ki abhi k survey k hisaab se hindu population is far ahead than muslilm
His poem inspired everyone
ua-cam.com/video/LoZXboySl2I/v-deo.html . please inspire Kashmiri pandit also with it
Jai shri ram Bola to anti nationalist . Aur Allah u akhbar Bola to secular .
Protests against NRC and CAA are so amazing and peaceful....so much destruction of public property,such violence on police and it's still peaceful!!!!!
Rehman bhai, video dalte rha kro jise pta chlta rhe Ki ap jinda ho😂😂
Btw poem is the realty bro☺☺
WO to 3 crore se 30 crore ho gaye aur factories abhi chalu hai .
Marna to tum ko padega jab Gazwa-e-Hind ayega.
@@ManjeetSingh-rb2rm ohh really 😂😂😂
ua-cam.com/video/LoZXboySl2I/v-deo.html .. kasmiri pandit jinda he ki nahi usak bhi to pata karo
@@tejvendrasinghyadav oh really, do you have IQ level to understand my comment. Sirf Pappu ho tum.
I just love you poems
In Gujarat, there are many Hindus who respect all religions. You should note this bro!
@Only Tech kyu Communism faila rahe ho bhai
@batman bro mereko koi dikkat nhi hai ek banda gali galoch kar rha tha use reply kiya par uski fatt gati and comments del kiya
@@AcrobaticSloth u did right
Yes buddy we are indians
Bro joke hai take it lightly sun K has ke Bhul jao
Your poem is superbly written Masha'Allah brother I actually got goosebumps when you were reading it. Huge respect
Kya aap logon ko kabhi Pakistan mein rah rahe minorities par taras aata hai? News search Karo tub pata lagega kitne mauj ki Zindagi jee rahe ho yahaan par aap.
@@saurabhjazz2132 Pakistani majority ya minority se hame kya?
Ok
@Fatimaqidavi then why r u protesting for pakistani muslim , just a thought
@@Mums_kitchen kitni hypocrites ho tum log yaar. Fatima agar koi Christian Nation Turkey ya Iraq mein Muslims ko marega toh chalega tumko? Tub toh tumhare mulle Maulvi saare saadak par nikal Kar chaati peeth peeth Kar chillaane lagenge. Ek sawaal ka jawaab Dena agar thodi si bhi insaaniyat bachi hai. Tumhe pata hai Jinnah ko subse pehla support karne Wala koi pathan Sindhi Baloch yahaan Tak ki Punjabi musalman bhi nai tha subse pehle Jinnah ko support karne Wala apne UP ke musalman the. Ab batao Kya saare ke saare Jinnah supporters Pakistan chale Gaye hai Kya? Yahaan koi nai bacha? Agar bacha hai toh saare Indian Muslims deshbhakt kaise ho Gaye?
शानदार रहमान खान....आपने नफरत को प्यार में बदल दिया👍👌👌
Dogla pandit
Saala Tu Pandit Hai He Nahi,,Iss Madarchod Rehman Ko 2002 Yaad Hai,,But Murkh Hindu O Ko Kashmir Pandit Yaad Nahi,,
@@kapildave5361 sala ee sb anpadh pandit h yrr.. pandit k naam pr kalank h sala ye
@@shekhr1999 Saahi Bola,,Bhai,,Inko Jubb Sacch Bolo To Mooh Bandh Ho Jaata Hai,,Me 1 Kattar Hindu Brahman Hu,,
@@shekhr1999 tu desh ka ghaddar pandit hai
Rehman bhai- Poem citated by you was very awesome...we all are with you, with our Muslim brother and sisters...... don't worry we will not let this happen....
Lol😂
It's happening
Kya ukhad liya
❤️
Wah Rahman bhai..I really regret now..that I started watching your shows so late !
😂😂😂😂😂 seriously
You call this comedy... Rehman bhai i had tears in my eyes...
Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
Tumne kya kiya watan k waaste , na puchha maine kabhi..
Aur na pucha hoga kisi ne kabhi..
Par bolo.. Tum, Tumhe meri watan parasti k,
Kisse.. Kaun kaun se likh, sunau.
Tujhe to sab tere naam se mil gaya, mere dost.
Tu hi bata..
K watan-parasti ka saboot dene , meri..
May kab-kab , kitna khoon apna , is zamin par girau
Saalon saal ki dosti me bhi tum samajh na sake , HUME
Tu hi bata..
Kaun si kalam se likhun.. Jiske likhe hurf tum samajh pao ..
Syah.. Rang me baatein samajh jaoge.. ? ?
Ya apne Khoon se hi syaahi may banau.. !!
#DeshMeraBhiHai #azza #
Oh ho rona aa rha hai kbhi kashmiri pandito k bare me suna hai , uske liye kuch bhi kiya hai . Teri Umar jyada hai vrna salli dene ka man toh kr rha hu
@@sj5133 tumhari Malik bjp walo ne kya kiya pandito ke liye?
@@fieldmarshal7298 अभी किया ना चांद उसी से तो फ़टी ह तुम जैसो की
Kejriwal spoted
Thanks for covering this topic, bahut himmat wale hai aap,
Huge Respect
सारी राजनीति एक तरफ
आपकी कॉमेडी एक तरफ रहमान भाई।
😂👌👌👌👌👌👌
ua-cam.com/video/LoZXboySl2I/v-deo.html .. sahi he .. inki comedy Kashmiri pandito ko bhi sunao
@@AkashVlog kitne ruppayya mil raha bjp IT sell walo se?
@Sarthak Got Games olle mela babu dar gya modi se
@Sarthak Got Games aacha sirf galat huva .. wah .. bas hogaya .. phir bajo tali
@@AkashVlog hmm kabhi kuldeep ko bhi suna liya karo boss
How is Jai shree Ram communal? Btw..
OK picture this a guy post the same thing and captions it "Allah hu Akbar"
@@justintime0167 so? Not being communal doesn't mean that u forget you religion and why did he specifically said jai shree ram being communal?
@@anushkasingh8706 because the post was captioned jai agree ram and secondly when you don't want to be communal you don't weigh in on either side but this guy did by saying jai agree ram
either Allah hu Akbar or Jai shree Ram both consider as communal
And don't mix liberal with congressi Andh Bhaktas
In India if you say Allah Hu Akbar ,than you are secular but if you say jai Shree ram than you will be labeled communel instantly
libraandu Rehmaan bhai...... waah yaar salute kaaaai bolte tum sabdichh nhi h mere paas .................salute you Rehman bhai..
2002 बार सोचा
गुज रात भर सोचा
2020 bar socha bhi bolna chahiye tha.
2002 me Gujarat danga hua tha bhai
19 92 baar socha hota kash mir sahab
Kanhaiya Kumar - Anti national or Future PM?
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Aee chai gram chai garam Aeeee chai gram chai gram 😌
I stand with no nrc no caa..coz I stand with every religion coz every religion is mine..coz am a human..
NRC has nothing to do with religion.
Yes..it affects humans
Thank you. .no CAA And NRC
@@hell2464 In 2003, speaking in Rajya Sabha, Dr Manmohan Singh, then Leader of Opposition, asked for a liberal approach to granting citizenship to minorities, who are facing persecution, in neighbouring countries such as Bangladesh and Pakistan. Citizenship Amendment Act does just that...
@@shsingh2019 give them citizenship,job,house,car we dont have any problem but what about poor muslim who are the citizen of india but dont have papers to prove just think about it
As a social influencer with videos crossing over a million views, it is a sincere request that you should not spread misinformation.
NRC is a law which has been passed recently, and NPR is a name for the census of India, to count the population. That happens every 10 years. NPR has nothing to do with NRC.
Everyone understands that what he does is comedy
@@sreyanmajumder8517 This is not comedy brother.
This is Victim card+Brain wash
You are wholly wrong. National register of citizens is mandated by Citizenship rules, 2003.National population register is related to National Register of citizens through these rules.
tere comment me hashtag #JaiShreeRam missing hai .. :P
Bhai itni knowledge hoti toh standup comedy as a career thodi na choose karta 😂😂😂
Great protest brother! Loved it! That’s the Idea of India.
And 2002 don’t define the Hinduism and Godhra also don’t define Muslimhood. Both are painful no need to refer every time.
Esa Protest Kashmiri pandito k liye hota to ham ko bhi Acha lagta .. Kashmiri pandit aaj bhi Refugee hai Apne hi Desh me .
@@nisargjoshi8846 Aapne kiya??
@@nisargjoshi8846 Agr aap pehel krte to hum aapke saath khde hote
हिंदी से कविता और कहानियां बनती हैं
उर्दू मिल जाए तो शायरियां बनती हैं
मतलब हमारी मिठास एकता में ही है दोस्तो
जी हिन्द
Bade bhai Kashmir me ekta ban gyi thi Phir haal kya hua tha wo un logo se puchna!
@@utkarshhhhh007 bhai BJP RSS ka us time koi bhi unko mila ho dukh dard samjha ho to btao..... Sirf Bala saheb ke alawa inme se kisi ko kuchh ki sujha par aaj religious batter me ghuse hain
@@AmitKumar-sy4uq bhai mai Delhi ka Rehne wala hu aur kal hi metro se guzarte time mne suna 3 musalman bhai baat kr rhe the ki abi to bas hyderabad Kerala aur Up hi apna hai dheere dheere hum pura Hindustan fatah kr le jyenge! Iss Baat se hi samjh aata hai inki mansikta! Baki ap inko support krte ho to karo bhai pr Yaad rkhna aane wale time bahut bura hoga!
@@AmitKumar-sy4uq well said bro
@@utkarshhhhh007 buddy these r a few people. One of my hostel mate(a hindu) said that just wait for 2022 we'll kick muslims out of India but that doesn't mean that the whole community is bad. Same goes for every community.
Best part was "usko rally bolo chutiyo" 😂😂😂
Why? It was protest against protest. You must think that Hindus have no right to protest, in their own country?
Parmar Rajput Chattrapati Shivaji Maharana Pratap Prithviraj Chouhan
Raajputoo ne to mughlo se Hindu aurato ko bachya tha aur hindu aurato ki raksha ki thi
Aaj ke Raajput ko ye nahi pata ki Muslim ke dharm me hinduo ke liye kaafir shabd ka prayog kiya gya hay
Waqt mile to Kaafir shabd ke baare me search karna
Mulaah will be Mullah Always He Never changes.🤣😂🤣
It is really great that you are able to do comedy in this tense situación in India.
I Loved it.
Comedy k naam pe isne wahi bola jo isse ummeed hai.
Aur koi chiz hi nhi iske paas comedy k liye.
Modi, pakistan aur indian muslim.
Sala desh ka naam barbaad kr dia h, aur isko sb pta h isko video dekhke log kehte hn achcha aisa hota h india me.
@@hello_friend829_PCfan rehman khan ko dekh k lagta hain ki wo pada likha admi hain lekin firvi wo ye sab bakwas kar raha hain. bohot sare unpad musalman hain jin logo ko ye video dekh k lag raha hoga sayad sach mein in musalman o ko nikal diya jaiga desh se
That poem in the end made me😢
So profound
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It makes Rahman different .comedy with seriousness with issue
His sense of humour 😂🙌 Epic🙏🏻
Last shayri Wah!Wah!Wah!❤️🤍
जय आदिवासी , भाई वो लास्ट वाली लाईन तो इस बार इनको याद दिखा के रहेंगे 👌
Aag laga daala rehman saab🔥🔥🔥
The content was nice, delivery was good but that poem in the end was Epic ❤️
Its quite difficult to bring humor to the topic. Nice work done. But i feel there are few who r creating misunderstaning and fear among our muslim brother, and u seems to be one of thm.
Keep it bro... Jai Hind..
I'm a Hindu Bramhin....Don't worry sir...One day,these illiterates will be thrown out of their chairs and they gonna lose their power.....We all together will laugh on them,remembering how they once tried to destroy our brotherhood
Yea bro Aawaz do hum ek hain💪
@@beliver_0170 ❤❤❤❤❤
Haa
@DaRKsOUL your toxic verbals portrays your true character......If you are literate enough,you might have heard about democracy where every individual has their own opinion.....Just mind it,you guys are the reason behind communal disturbance
@@sourav8647 u earned my respect brother good thoughts keep it up #peace
We all can feel his pain.. The pain behind laughter.
But i have not lost hope.. This is my country and no one can change that and even if nothing goes right, i would rather die here than outside.
A few blacksheeps ruin the image of Islam.....
Jai hind...tears on the last line
@- king- Khud pe jo beetta hai na wo jaanta hai bhai,Kaash aaplog ye samjh paate😔
Bhai aap bilkul mat chintaa karo
Sab sukoon se rehte the, aage bhi rahenge.
Aap hindustani ho yahi bohot hai
ua-cam.com/video/LoZXboySl2I/v-deo.html .. we also feel pain behind Kashmiri pandi .. ur brothers we there
क्या हिन्दुओ को मसलमानों पर भरोसा करना चाहिए। गुजरात दंगों की बात करने वाले पहले गोधरा की बात किया कर।
1.L o v e z i h a d
2. Forceful convertion of Mandirs and Gurukuls into Madarsa.
3. Hiding our India's real history.
4. Behind any riot in India.
Amazing shayari. Shows how patriotic you are. 👌
Amit Shah said Musalmano ko NRC se koi Khatra ni hai like Principle says idhar aa beta ni marunga :D :-)
Best comment ever 😂
@@Drsahiba007 :)
Yes 😂
jisko bi NRC CAA ko lekar koi query he... to aap ki adalat ka latest episode deko..
jisme mohhamad khan kerala's governor ... unhone sab clear bataya he...
kab takk... dusro k isharo pe dange karoge...
@@maheshsatpute8477 ok bro will watch Aaap ki adalat show,,, and we did peaceful protest in many other states & cities but only voilence started by Police & government where they are ruling like DL, UP etc
जो गलत है वो गलत ही रहेगा भले ही एक बड़ा तबका उसका समर्थन करे। पर #Rehman साहब आप निशचिंत रहो अभी भी इंसान ओर इंसानियत ज़िंदा है इस देश में और इस मुल्क़ की गंगा जमुनी तहजीब पर आंच नहीं आने दी जाएगी।
अन्त में जो कविता कही ना बड़ा भावुक कर गयी। 💙
आभार 🙏
Can you explain me how it is worng
Tejpal bhai tumara baat ka respect karte hai par ek baar dekho toh isme kya galti hai .....
yar ganga jamuni tahjib to mat hi bola karo kyoki ganga bhi hamari jamuna bhi hamari,kahna hai to hindu arabi tahjib kaha karo.
Sahi kaha yr hmm ak bar muh se gandh bak ke bhi dil me bair nahi rakhte lekin ye log hmme sahishudta ka pad padhte hi par jab inki bari aati hi to shidhe gala Kat dete hi
Jese Pakistan me Hindu behan beti ka balatkar ho reha hai ne wese jab Teri MAA beti behan ka hoga tab dekhenge ganga jamuna tehjib librelndus
Wow...
Great...
Teaching communalism in the wrap of secularism...
It’s soo unfortunate to see Indians suffer like this. Andher Nagri Chaupat Raja
Where were u when kashmiri was suffering??🤔🤔 sikh itte km h fr v itne jyda educated h parsi itne km h fr v economic growth me india ka sbse jyda support krte h ar ye anpd rhnge gzba e hind ki baat krnge mdrse jaynge bs ar 10-10 bche paida krmge ar berojgari ka dosh govt ko denge 🤐🤐🤐
@@Amitpandey-kp3ub The Incident of Kashmiri Pandits was back around 1990's not me nor most of the students protesting were born at that time. If you are old enough what were you doing back then?
@@killerofothers yr kitne ese incidents ko bhul jaye hm?? Guru govind singh k beto ko unke samne marne ko bhul jaye? Babar ne hazaro mndir tode use bhul jaye ya us babar zalim k bnaye msjid ke liye ldte hue aj k muslim ko bhul jaye, type ni kr paunga jitne islam k nm pr hinduo k sath hua h, aj hmare mn m islaam k liye nfrt h to uska doshi kon h?? Aj jo muslim democracy ka natak krre h un sbki v nid puri ni hoti jbtk wo gzba e hind ka spna ni dekhte h, yhi log jo protest krre h muslim population bdh jane pr sheria lagu krne k loye protest krnge, ho skta h ye mera dr ho sirf pr ye dr aaya ku h?? Ye dr sikh ya Cristian, baudh ya parsi se ku ni h?? Hindu kisi se ldta ni tha isly to asani se muglo ne raaz kr liya, rss kisi hindu ko ni psnd lekin ese logo se bchane k liye rss ki jrurt h hme, mere v bht frnds muslim h muje koi prblm ni h muslim se pr jb baat hindutva ki aati h bht kuch gawaya h hmare hindutva ne, ye nfrt kisi hindu ya other religion k liye ni thi ar islaam ke liye kbi khtm.v ni hogi 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
@@killerofothers kya ye true ni h ki 370 ka htna kashmir se kisi muslim ko ni psnd?? Ar reason ye h ki waha hinduo ko bhga diya gya tha ar waha k rule k according koi bahar se jake ni bs skta tha, muslim majority state tha bs ar ab koi religion jake bs skta h waha ye baat chubhti h muslim ko? Waha 370 htna jyda bura lga tha pr hinduo k sath jo azadi k bd tk hua wo bura ni lga, kbtk gawaro k gzba e hind jse baato ke liye mrte marte rhoge, sikh parsi itte km hone k bd v kitne jyda educated h, tm log andp rhoge ar esi hi baato k liye mrte rhoge bs
Hn tu Bengali h na isiliye
Sir, best line is " supporter ki protest " great sense of humor. Sir stand up suits you keep doing it, serious poem with comady. 🎓👍😂
Best lelo Amit Sha modi RSS Sabi Muslim gass chamber Dallkar mardege 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@manoharchandrashekar2085 what are you wrote that's not a joke so mind your language and respect others life and be a human and aware person not a blind.
Respect moment : "ye mitti hai magar ise mitti nhi kahena,ye mitti Jan hai mere ,yhi phechan hai mere,ye mitti rishk hai mera ye mitti isq hai mera yhi nirwan hai mera ye hinduatan hai mera .......
........# unity # our india # our nation # our country
@Simran Mukherjee iwas also talking about legal muslim brothers ....dear sis
@Simran Mukherjee how many hours u have to work daily for IT cell ,r u getting paid well or not
@Simran Mukherjee Are to yahan ke musalmanon ne is desh ko hi chuna tha chahte to pakistan ko chunte lekin unhe India se hi pyaar tha
@@superdudemohtasham9519 Jinhone Pakistan ko chuna unki halat to dekho jakar , Mohajir ban ke baithe hain. Tumhare Bap Dada ne jam kar vote diya tha Jinnah ki Muslim League ko 1946 me.
@@superdudemohtasham9519 that's why they are opposing
2:26 hamne bhi 1990 bar soch kr hi is faisla ko support kiya hai 💪
Gajab ka poem hai bhai jinko v acha laga ho like kare👇👇👇
Thanks
haan bhai rehman bhai ne last me rulaa hi diya 😔😥
@@Randhawa007 bhai mujhe v aisa hi laga tha
Fir bhi is mitti m bomb fode
Fir bhi is mitti ko khoon se rangte ho
Khate yha ki or madad Pakistan ki krte ho
Kyu Kashmiri pandito ki mout p y bhaichara yad n aya
Kyu balakot k dushmno ko sbk tumne virodh m nhi sikhlaya
Aaj khud p bn aayi h to bhaichara yad ata h
Kha mr jate ho jab bomb or barud ki bhet koi masoom chdh jata hai
Kyu tera dharam or zameer tb nhi jagta
Jab insan ki lasho ko tera majhab kafir ki mout h manta
Aaj khud p bn aayi hto hindu muslim bhai nazar ateh
Wrna zihad ki bhet chde kafir wo khlate h
Muslims are indian
I think u haven't realise urself
You are one of the best poets
You should continue to write
In k in; j
JOKE तक ठीक है पर तुम्हे जाने नहीं देंगे रहमान भाई। tension नहीं लेने का। यूँ comedy करते रहो
Rehman bhi ko kya tum ak bachche ko bej nahi sakte chotiyon.....
@@mahammadtofiqa3924 bhejenge ni yhi pe rakhenge ghr wapsi krwa kr
To basically ab India me Muslims Ka rehna na rehna Hindu decide karenge?
@@gamaib7135 ye baat muslim countries main rhne wale hindwo se pucho,ya jyda dur ni to kasmir hi chale jao
@@atulkumar-rq3uq kaunse Hindu, sab India se hi Gaye hote he, aajtak Kisi ki Hindu hote Dekha he?
Casteism hi khatam nahie hota tum logo Ka, log Hindu kya ghanta honge
His poetry is just just wowsome
kishore Kumar
मेरा इक दोस्त अक्सर कहता था, कि ये
कौमी एकता की बातें
बस कहने में अच्छी लगती हैं.
कहता था, कि तुम कभी
मुसलमानों के मोहल्ले में
अकेले गए हो ?
कभी जाकर देखो. डर लगता है.
वो मुसलमानों से बहुत डरता था
हालांकि उसे शाहरुख़ खान बहुत पसंद था
उसके गालों में घुलता डिम्पल
और उसकी दीवाली की रिलीज़ हुई फ़िल्में भी
दिलीप कुमार यूसुफ़ है, वो नहीं जानता था
उसकी फिल्में भी वो शिद्दत से देखता था
वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
वो इंतज़ार करता था आमिर की क्रिसमस रिलीज़ का
और सलमान की ईदी का
गर जो ब्लैक में भी टिकट मिले
तो सीटियाँ मार कर देख आता था
वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
वो मेरे साथ इंजीनियर बना
विज्ञान में उसकी दिलचस्पी इतनी कि
कहता था कि अब्दुल कलाम की तरह
मैं एक वैज्ञानिक बनना चाहता हूँ
और देश का मान बढ़ाना चाहता हूँ
वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
वो क्रिकेट का भी बड़ा शौक़ीन था
ख़ासकर मंसूर अली खान के नवाबी छक्कों का
मोहोम्मद अज़हरुद्दीन की कलाई का
ज़हीर खान और इरफ़ान पठान की लहराती हुए गेंदों का
कहता था कि ये सारे जादूगर हैं
ये खेल जाएं तो हम हारें कभी न पाकिस्तान से
वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
वो नरगिस और मधुबाला के हुस्न का मुरीद था
उन्हें वो ब्लैक एंड व्हाईट में देखना चाहता था
वो मुरीद था वहीदा रहमान की मुस्कान का
और परवीन बाबी की आशनाई का
वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
वो जब भी दुखी होता था तो मुहम्मद रफ़ी के गाने सुनता था
कहत था कि ख़ुदा बसता है रफ़ी साहब के गले में
वो रफ़ी का नाम कान पर हाथ लगाकर ही लेता था
और नाम के आगे हमेशा लगाता था साहब
अगर वो साहिर के लिखे गाने गा दें
तो ख़ुशी से रो लेने का मन करता था उसका
वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
वो हर छब्बीस जनवरी को अल्लामा इकबाल का
सारे जहाँ से अच्छा गाता था
कहता था कि अगर
गीत पर बिस्मिल्ला खान की शहनाई हो
और ज़ाकिर हुसैन का तबला
तो क्या ही कहने !
वो उनसे नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
उसे जब इश्क़ हुआ तो लड़की से
ग़ालिब की ग़ज़ल कहता
फैज़ के चंद शेर भेजता
उन्ही उधार के उर्दू शेरों पर पर मिटी उसकी महबूबा
जो आज उसकी पत्नी है
वो इन सब शायरों से नहीं डरता था
बस मुसलमानों से डरता था
बड़ा झूठा था मेरा दोस्त
बड़ा भोला भी
वो अनजाने ही हर मुसलमान से
करता था इतना प्यार
फिर भी न जाने क्यों कहता था, कि वो
मुसलमानों से डरता था
वो मुसलमानों के देश में रहता था
ख़ुशी ख़ुशी, मोहोब्बत से
और मुसलमानों के न जाने कौन से मोहल्ले में
अकेले जाने से डरता था
दरअसल
वो भगवान् के बनाए मुसलमानों से नहीं डरता था
शायद वो डरता था, तो
सियासत, अख़बार और चुनाव के बनाए
उन काल्पनिक मुसलमानों से
जो कल्पना में तो बड़े डरावने थे
लेकिन असलियत में ईद की सेंवईयों से जादा मीठे थे
Wow
Behtreen
Ultimate way of expressing the reality
It's the harsh reality...
And u explained it so well. 👍
@TP Gupta ek kaam kijye India se Muslim ko nikal di...Khushi to milega aap log ko..ar hmare PM Ko bolye wo v Indian country Jana chor de.
Bhai ending walo poem dil le gyi....
Like kre agr aapko bhi pasand aai
Bhai sab log Rehman ko Bolo na Kashmiri pandito ka dard batane ka kast kare ... Apne hi desh me Refugee rehna kise kehte hai..
Allah hu Akbar secular. Jai Sri Ram communal. Aap bhi un jaise hi ho.
MC h ye mulla ..inko Pakistan bejo
mere bhai thank you. your poem is profound. plz continue your work. you connect with millions of like minded people.