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  • Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
  • So in this video : Stand up comedian Rehman khan speaks about Aryan khan s/o of Shahrukh Khan , Drugs and NCB in this video . He puts out his funny take on the topic such as Marijuana , Students , Ganja and Islam.
    *Disclaimer*: I let the audience know what they were in for and that it is all in good fun. And what is said is not serious and is only said for entertainment and comedy. And this video was shot pre-bail of aryan khan.
    For Shows & Business enquiry
    rehmanthekhan@gmail.com
    Credits:
    Location: OneNest, Kharghar, Navi Mumbai
    Shot by: OneNest Team
    Edited by: Rahil Multani
    Written & Performed by: Rehman Khan
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    #aryankhan #standupcomedy #ncb

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  • @vuev5231
    @vuev5231 2 роки тому +293

    Rehman sir, I am a non-Muslim and I love your content, it’s unbiased and it’s really thought provoking always.

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  2 роки тому +47

      Thanks for your love and support 🙏

    • @prahaar24x72
      @prahaar24x72 2 роки тому +14

      Unbiased! Really???

    • @topdeals9105
      @topdeals9105 2 роки тому +8

      It means something problem in ur brain

    • @rehaninamdar3208
      @rehaninamdar3208 2 роки тому +3

      @@prahaar24x72 So tell me which part did you feel that he was biased?

    • @prahaar24x72
      @prahaar24x72 2 роки тому +11

      @@rehaninamdar3208 I saw many videos. He always try to play muslim victim card. He called his friend "Bhakt". What should I call my muslim friend. Please suggest.

  • @hystericalguy9161
    @hystericalguy9161 2 роки тому +94

    Nowadays Aryan khan is a new comedy material for every stand up comedian 🤣

  • @housemd001
    @housemd001 2 роки тому +202

    Engineering college wali line was epic😂😂😂

    • @fahadanwar7561
      @fahadanwar7561 2 роки тому +4

      Zyada mat hass, paper dhoond pehle

    • @blazeyuwu
      @blazeyuwu 2 роки тому +3

      Ikrrr

    • @TheKapilsoni
      @TheKapilsoni 2 роки тому +3

      Bhai Engineer ki wajah se corona time me aap itne aage aaye hai..doctors yeh machines ya test strip nahi bana paate.. agar saare engineers nasha karke so jaate toh corona ki vaccine banane ki machine hi nahi banti..

    • @housemd001
      @housemd001 2 роки тому +7

      @@TheKapilsoni arey joke ko joke jaisa le bhai, mai bhi engineer hi hu, wo bhi MTech

    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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  • @bankingmate3064
    @bankingmate3064 2 роки тому +28

    Proud to have a talented indian like you .... thanks for this dose of laughter

  • @prasad_sawant
    @prasad_sawant 2 роки тому +40

    Agar bechna haraam hota toh ek aadmi bech nahi raha hota...... that was the best one !!!

    • @tommyshelby5299
      @tommyshelby5299 2 роки тому

      Who was he refering to??..I didn't get it

    • @abdulaleem8526
      @abdulaleem8526 2 роки тому +1

      @@tommyshelby5299 ammi jaan kehti thin koi dhanda chota ya bada nhi hota.

    • @tommyshelby5299
      @tommyshelby5299 2 роки тому

      @@abdulaleem8526 but how was he involved in that..it was his son na

    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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  • @harpreetkaur5022
    @harpreetkaur5022 2 роки тому +240

    Jo paisa ke lia kuchh bhi karta voh politicians hota hai wah wah salute Rehman ❤️❤️❤️👍👍👍🙏🙏🙏

    • @moneyheist6162
      @moneyheist6162 2 роки тому +4

      @Hum Bhi Expert jo fake news failata hai usko Whatsapp university graduate kehte hai

    • @mawlanababa4623
      @mawlanababa4623 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/j1IVpMSpW8o/v-deo.html

    • @moneyheist6162
      @moneyheist6162 2 роки тому

      @@mawlanababa4623 ????

  • @pravindedhia3822
    @pravindedhia3822 2 роки тому +85

    RK should register this line
    नाम नहीं बताऊँगा
    😂😂😂

    • @Atheist503
      @Atheist503 2 роки тому +1

      Bhai kiski baat kr rha ye

    • @atulchavan2433
      @atulchavan2433 2 роки тому +1

      Aadaminka naam kya hai batao

    • @strikershot9507
      @strikershot9507 2 роки тому +1

      He's talking about ramdev baba🤣🤣😂

    • @aashiqurrahman8452
      @aashiqurrahman8452 2 роки тому

      @@strikershot9507 modi

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому +1

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @harpreetkaur5022
    @harpreetkaur5022 2 роки тому +106

    Rehman you are true celebrity but Bollywood don’t have guts stand against injustice you have guts speak truth you are our true celebrity

    • @AbdulSattar-cd5xe
      @AbdulSattar-cd5xe 2 роки тому +3

      Bollywood ne bhi steps liye hain but hamare desh ki jo janta h aankh pe patti baandh kr baithi h 🙏

    • @aftabraza92
      @aftabraza92 2 роки тому +2

      Rahman khan, Rajiv nigam and Kunal kamra they are true celebrity speaks for justice..
      Good job btothers

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому +1

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @ridhamsood2004
    @ridhamsood2004 2 роки тому +184

    Truth is I AM addicted to your comedy❤️

  • @khanmim6508
    @khanmim6508 2 роки тому +17

    Correction: consumption of drug is haram in Islam & supplying is beyond haram.
    Funny show🤣

  • @The_Reasonable_Muslim
    @The_Reasonable_Muslim 2 роки тому +344

    Clean jokes with exemplary sarcasm 👌👌

    • @NightRider0101
      @NightRider0101 2 роки тому +8

      Clean? He uses foul language all the time.

    • @Vistara1523
      @Vistara1523 2 роки тому +5

      Marwana hai? These are clean jokes? Watch Naveen Prabhakar u will know what clean is.

    • @NightRider0101
      @NightRider0101 2 роки тому +2

      @@Vistara1523 Rajeev Nigam is the best and my favourite.

    • @The_Reasonable_Muslim
      @The_Reasonable_Muslim 2 роки тому +5

      I didn't tell he spills the cleanest joke,for that part Modi ji remains everybody's favorite 😁

    • @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416
      @ex-muslimsahil-nogod1416 2 роки тому +2

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @paulavish5482
    @paulavish5482 2 роки тому +16

    A very gifted stand-up! Loved his style. 👍

  • @sandhyachouhan3015
    @sandhyachouhan3015 2 роки тому +6

    Literally u are to good bro🥰I. I'm your one of the biggest fan ❣️❣️❣️❣️

  • @raunakroy3940
    @raunakroy3940 2 роки тому +32

    Your comedy is so good and your comedy is High 🌚😂😂

  • @moonvlog7133
    @moonvlog7133 2 роки тому +35

    rahman is back stand up comedy

  • @vineetsai.e1692
    @vineetsai.e1692 2 роки тому +23

    Awsome content Sir #respect with out using foul language , word play is awsome

  • @harpreetkaur5022
    @harpreetkaur5022 2 роки тому +30

    Adani ke port pe jana chahea tha true and best

  • @anilpatil2167
    @anilpatil2167 2 роки тому +54

    Best stand up comedy

    • @vineetkumar1022
      @vineetkumar1022 2 роки тому +2

      broo be careful next number tera he sayed,,,, or tere hisaab se legta nahi he ki tu lemba let paiye ga

  • @themusicchannel5516
    @themusicchannel5516 2 роки тому +190

    Rehman bhai is back with comedy...
    🔥🔥🔥

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @adityaraj8433
    @adityaraj8433 2 роки тому +43

    Amazing... just loved it!

  • @dhananjaycharu
    @dhananjaycharu 2 роки тому +155

    Simply outstanding 👏👏👏👏👏 Each and every line is hilarious 😆😆😆😆 Inception by your friend was solid! Aadmi jo sab bech raha hai! Adani port!! 😎😎😎😎😎 So glad to see your live performance ❤❤❤❤❤ looking forward to many more... God bless you

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  2 роки тому +22

      Thanks a ton Charu Dar ❤️
      Now onwards will be posting standup regularly 😊

    • @thechesec7092
      @thechesec7092 2 роки тому +5

      @@Rehmankhan
      Don't use any religion. Place people and culture can be used in sarcasm.

    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому +1

      @@thechesec7092 ua-cam.com/video/PjRTSIl5CeE/v-deo.html

    • @anamjamal1429
      @anamjamal1429 2 роки тому +3

      @@Rehmankhan selling weed is also haram .

    • @MeraBharatmahan-ot5fb
      @MeraBharatmahan-ot5fb 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rehmankhan Brother aap kahan se hain...

  • @abhishekkanjilal4365
    @abhishekkanjilal4365 2 роки тому +89

    What a sublime sense of humour. Keep up the good work brother 💕

  • @activitiesvlogsofshezafati9091
    @activitiesvlogsofshezafati9091 2 роки тому +44

    One of the best stand up.

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @msadique2732
    @msadique2732 2 роки тому +21

    Rahman bhai is back...good to see you 😊

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @abdeshyadav4749
    @abdeshyadav4749 2 роки тому +36

    Big fan bro u r a real indian 👍❤️

  • @poojarajendra28
    @poojarajendra28 2 роки тому +34

    Adani port you nailed it 👌

  • @nasisa6919
    @nasisa6919 2 роки тому +27

    U proved, u don’t consume 😆😆😆🙏🏻

  • @ritabedi2969
    @ritabedi2969 2 роки тому +15

    Salute to your honesty sir

  • @exhibitit724
    @exhibitit724 2 роки тому +41

    Hein Ek aadmi ..lekin naam nahin Bolunga ...Epic line

    • @Md_Nawazish_Iftikhar
      @Md_Nawazish_Iftikhar 2 роки тому

      Kiske baare me Bola hai bhai

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      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @The_bad_engineer
    @The_bad_engineer 2 роки тому +15

    Great comedy with reality ❣

  • @Mr.InvestmentWala
    @Mr.InvestmentWala 2 роки тому +21

    Allah Hum Sab Ke Pareshaniyo Ko Dur Kar De Ameen 🤲

    • @atifaslam4177
      @atifaslam4177 2 роки тому +2

      Aameen

    • @mkmphysio9555
      @mkmphysio9555 2 роки тому +1

      Aameen suma aameen

    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @vibhaskulkarni
    @vibhaskulkarni 2 роки тому +13

    If Ganja is caught in Adani Port, its honesty of Adani Port security they would trace these things, besides it came from Iran, another Islamic country 😂

    • @sherapatil3234
      @sherapatil3234 2 роки тому

      It was imported by Ansari congress MLA or MP he is 😂😂

    • @sherapatil3234
      @sherapatil3234 2 роки тому

      Bechna Haram nahi hai 😂😂😂

    • @sanjeevkaul4777
      @sanjeevkaul4777 2 роки тому

      @@sherapatil3234 kharidinal lol

  • @sahiyagalat172
    @sahiyagalat172 2 роки тому +9

    Bhai tumne to blast kar diya🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lonewolfe2502
    @lonewolfe2502 2 роки тому +102

    After long time I have seen your set. Just one word "Amazing".

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

    • @Best_Deals87
      @Best_Deals87 2 роки тому +1

      @@exmuslimsahil791 Yaha bhi Aagaya Propaganda Failane k Liye...😀😁🤪

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      @@Best_Deals87 BURKHA 7th century ki arab ki society ke liye tha🤗, vha mrdo me BEHYAYI thi🤗 NBI ne bi 25 bndiya, 11 bibi our apni bibio ko ummat ki ma bnaya, par khud kisi ka bap nhi bna🤨,....taki dure mrado ki apni bibi ma, par dusro ki bibi apne liye halal🤨...nbi me bhi behyai thi,🤗

    • @Best_Deals87
      @Best_Deals87 2 роки тому

      @@exmuslimsahil791 Nabi me aur Aam Ummati me Difference Kaayam Rakhne k Liye Allah ne Kuch Special Things Nabi k Liye Allow ki aur Baaki Logon k Liye Disallow Kari Hai, 🙄
      Jaisa k Hamare Nabi S.A.W Sadke ka Maal Nahi Lete the Lekin Ek Aam Garib Musalman Le Sakta Hai,
      Hamare Nabi S.A.W Hamesha Tahajjud Padha Karte The Lekin Ummat par Farz Nahi Hai,
      Nabi ne Christian Lady se Shadi Nahi ki Lekin Musalman Mardo k Liye Allow Hai,
      Tum Khud Sidha Raasta Chhod Chuke Ho Kyu Apni Akal k Ghode Daudakar Khud ko hi Expose Karne par Tule Huye Ho...???🤔
      Allah ne Tumhara Sukoon Chhin Liya Hai Isiliye Bhatak Rahe Ho...😀😁

    • @Best_Deals87
      @Best_Deals87 2 роки тому +1

      @@exmuslimsahil791 Burkha 7th Cenchury k Mardo k Liye Tha Kyunki Wo Behaya The...???
      Aaj kya Saare Mard Farishte Ban Gaye Hai...???🤣🤣🤣

  • @skepticalhuman6738
    @skepticalhuman6738 2 роки тому +14

    Last line.. Hilarious 🔥🔥 🤣🤣

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @mintooji1100
    @mintooji1100 2 роки тому +14

    Dil jeet liya re Rehman bhai 🙏🏽❤️

  • @pirjademn7234
    @pirjademn7234 2 роки тому +10

    Rehman Bhai....great comedy...
    I am Asif Pirjade from Pune
    Your big fan...
    By the way Congratulations to Iron n Shahrukh

    • @fakhruddin569
      @fakhruddin569 2 роки тому

      Its aryan not iron 🤣🤣

    • @Rahul-qe9xx
      @Rahul-qe9xx 2 роки тому

      Medal nahi jeeta woh, bail mili hai. Not even proven innocent case is under trail.

    • @pavanraj3540
      @pavanraj3540 2 роки тому

      @@Rahul-qe9xx it is not even proven that he was consuming drugs nor selling...

    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

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  • @PoojaGupta-es9pe
    @PoojaGupta-es9pe 2 роки тому +107

    You killed it 😂😂🔥🔥

    • @Faiyazsiddiqui9794
      @Faiyazsiddiqui9794 2 роки тому

      😶😶 cumtie fb pe add kroge

    • @dinkarshukla4341
      @dinkarshukla4341 2 роки тому +1

      😀😀😀

    • @Mr_Cap.
      @Mr_Cap. 2 роки тому +1

      @@vj-hg5np kaise pata?
      Usne to aisa ni bola..

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому +3

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

    • @mawlanababa4623
      @mawlanababa4623 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/j1IVpMSpW8o/v-deo.html

  • @FoodAdda11
    @FoodAdda11 2 роки тому +6

    Every muslim comedian have one target directly or indirectly...bina uske content nhi bn skta kya

    • @shubham.pandey
      @shubham.pandey 2 роки тому +1

      Nhi banta bhai
      Opposition mein comedian hai (pappu) to comedians hi manipulate kar rahe hai apni community ko 🤣 jitna kar sakte hai

  • @maskito883
    @maskito883 2 роки тому +9

    Happy to see Manoj Bajpai in stand up 😁😁😁😂😂

  • @latif1972.khan.
    @latif1972.khan. 2 роки тому +7

    Rehman ki kitni batein logo ko thodi DER baad samajh me aati hai excellent

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @jestbhrata8067
    @jestbhrata8067 2 роки тому +18

    I'm also engineer. Never take any drugs or cigarette

  • @dhwanikidhwani
    @dhwanikidhwani 2 роки тому +17

    Khan hoke khan ka support nahi le sakta?......NAHI LE SAKTA😂😂😂 this was an epic moment😂😂😂

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  2 роки тому +2

      Yo thanks Dhwani ❤️

    • @Ashish-il5od
      @Ashish-il5od 2 роки тому +1

      Replied only to girl hahahahaha

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

    • @bhabhubb6481
      @bhabhubb6481 2 роки тому

      @@Rehmankhan kabhi ayesha aur mohd ke baare comedy karna bhai

  • @rohitn6910
    @rohitn6910 2 роки тому +2

    The only man whose name is recognized by not taking his Name ..😁😝😁😁😅😁😅.."Main nahi bataunga"😁😝😁

  • @itaahmed8498
    @itaahmed8498 2 роки тому +14

    EK AADMI ITNI SAB CHEEZEIN NAHI BECH RAHA HOTA ... THAT WAS EPIC REHMAN BHAI..😉😉

    • @bunny6942
      @bunny6942 2 роки тому

      Who is that admi

    • @itaahmed8498
      @itaahmed8498 2 роки тому +1

      @@bunny6942 hai koi jo sab kuch sell kar rha hai india mein

    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

      @@bunny6942 ua-cam.com/video/PjRTSIl5CeE/v-deo.html

    • @comicsandeeprai
      @comicsandeeprai 2 роки тому

      @@itaahmed8498 ua-cam.com/video/PjRTSIl5CeE/v-deo.html

    • @mainukanavi4829
      @mainukanavi4829 2 роки тому

      Modi hai to mumkin hai

  • @abdulkalamsyed5294
    @abdulkalamsyed5294 2 роки тому +60

    I did not have time, but I lost control and watched your video, celebrity with multitasking, hat's of you👏👏

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @abhilashakumari5167
    @abhilashakumari5167 2 роки тому +9

    Now I strongly believe that Aryan become more famous than any other star kid 😂😂😂

    • @minatination2620
      @minatination2620 2 роки тому

      Miss its a legacy . Baap bhi sabse zyada famous hai uska

  • @mithsindia5150
    @mithsindia5150 2 роки тому +15

    Deep thought "Mera engineering main admission nhi karaya"😂😂

  • @brijmohanbalakrishna
    @brijmohanbalakrishna 2 роки тому +9

    You are awesome man....content is very compact....keep the good work going buddy...

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @thenadeeemkhan
    @thenadeeemkhan 2 роки тому +3

    Rehman Bhai ka stand-up to alag hi level ka hai
    Sarcasm in savages
    Messages through "isne usne bola 😂"
    Everytime 😂 epic one

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @Diglose1962
    @Diglose1962 2 роки тому +16

    Awesome ! Outstanding !

  • @RANASGOINDIA
    @RANASGOINDIA 2 роки тому +15

    Justification for Brotherhood!

  • @devendranaidu4438
    @devendranaidu4438 2 роки тому +12

    Amazing sir was waiting since long for this...😇😂⚡

  • @rahulshetty8662
    @rahulshetty8662 2 роки тому +15

    Awesomeness Rehman Sir 👏👏👏👏

  • @ipsitamishra0577
    @ipsitamishra0577 2 роки тому +29

    DearestRespected Bro,
    what a BL🎉ST ; waiting f🤗r the next upload; May God Bless U, always ❣

    • @dinkarshukla4341
      @dinkarshukla4341 2 роки тому

      Wow 😳

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @seematiwari2583
    @seematiwari2583 2 роки тому +4

    Very mature comedy👏👏👏

  • @rahilabbas643
    @rahilabbas643 2 роки тому +4

    Hats off Sir... Just awesome

  • @vishalgupta-tr2qk
    @vishalgupta-tr2qk 2 роки тому +7

    Timing of sarcasm n laugh 😂

  • @RizwanKhan-di9ht
    @RizwanKhan-di9ht 2 роки тому +19

    Such a amazing actor

  • @jaygupta9380
    @jaygupta9380 2 роки тому +2

    Bro i am an engineer but i had never touched any of these smoking fucking things.

  • @dakshesh3395
    @dakshesh3395 2 роки тому +6

    No arjun kapoor was harmed making this video 😂😂😂

  • @moubhattacharyay6891
    @moubhattacharyay6891 2 роки тому +3

    Sir, Your Witness, Sarcasm & Humor Between & Behind The Each & Every Word Is Jst Mind Blowing...😍
    Love Your Capability Of High Lvl Thinking & Sarcasm Btwn The Lines🙃

  • @happeningvlogs3358
    @happeningvlogs3358 2 роки тому +4

    I am alien but I like comedy done by humans

  • @asimasshu744
    @asimasshu744 Рік тому +3

    Now this is called dark humor

  • @mynameistushar5416
    @mynameistushar5416 2 роки тому +7

    What a clarity Sir...Loved it...Lit video !

  • @lifearoundwesternghats
    @lifearoundwesternghats 2 роки тому +2

    M non muslim and indian love ur stand up

  • @YOUTUBERIRSHAAD
    @YOUTUBERIRSHAAD 2 роки тому +7

    Your way of talking is awesome....

  • @dr.imranjm
    @dr.imranjm 2 роки тому +24

    4.00 - Consuming is Haraam. Cultivating, Selling, Transporting everything is Haraam Bhai.
    Hasi Mazaak mein If you say Selling is not Haraam, only consuming is Haraam, People may wrongly think that that is the rule in Islam.

    • @sureshpatil4394
      @sureshpatil4394 2 роки тому +1

      भाई भागदौड़ की लाइफ में दो पल मिलते है ,इंसान को की सुकून से कही बैठकर कुछ वीडियो देख के खुश होने के लिए।और यह सिर्फ एंटरटेनमेंट तक ही सीमित रहता है। और आप जिस बारे बात कर रहे हो ना उसके बारे में शायद ही किसी आम इंसान के पास टाइम हो इतना सोच ने का। So chill मारो भाई।

    • @akashbavishi6615
      @akashbavishi6615 2 роки тому +4

      Then why drug triangle in pakistan,iran and afghanistan !😀

    • @dr.imranjm
      @dr.imranjm 2 роки тому +1

      @@akashbavishi6615 wohi tho problem hai with Afghanistan that he mentions. Have to ask them only.

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      Actually we muslims r far batter then Islam...
      Allah(ABBASID) male's thinking 🥴
      QUR'AN 2:223, Women are cultiva*tion of man
      QUR'AN 33:33, Women do par.da and stay in house
      QUR'AN 4:34, WIFE BE*ATING...y not for husband same thing
      QUR'AN 4:11, WOMEN'S PROPERTY RIGHT HALF OF MAN
      QUR'AN 2:230, WOMEN'S HAL.ALA😑😑
      QUR'AN 2:282, 2WOMEN = 1MAN TESTIMONY,

  • @sumanbansal5766
    @sumanbansal5766 2 роки тому +3

    Rehman bhai I love your comedy but why do you hate BJP??
    It is better than any other party

  • @ami4302
    @ami4302 2 роки тому +2

    Sarcasm at its best 😅🤣👌👍Maza aa gaya

  • @riyagupta3607
    @riyagupta3607 2 роки тому +14

    Naam nahi batauga is just hilarious🔥🔥

  • @columbangangof98theunmatch12
    @columbangangof98theunmatch12 2 роки тому +4

    Excellent Content and Delivery, Love ur Performance

  • @skhan6945
    @skhan6945 2 роки тому +3

    Maal phoonkna Hai to Adani port me jao😃😃
    Was Amazing line bro 💯💯

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @riyazshiak6871
    @riyazshiak6871 2 роки тому +6

    Inki waje se Maal mahenga super line 😂😂😂👍

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @parkardilawaroman
    @parkardilawaroman 2 роки тому +27

    Excellent, Rahman Bhai enjoyed after long time .

  • @wtfbrajesh6945
    @wtfbrajesh6945 2 роки тому +1

    I'm from Bihar here people also say ae maal maal ba ho 😆🤣

  • @meghakumari7606
    @meghakumari7606 2 роки тому +15

    Hilarious 💞had a blast 🤣

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      mam, may i know your prepective...on how religions affect women empowerment..and should religions change with time 🙏😌
      and Is marriage nacessary🙄.

  • @sameers3417
    @sameers3417 2 роки тому +2

    What a punch 👏👏 I am glad goa cruise par nahi karna chahiye tha Adani port pe karna chahiye tha kilo ke hisaab se 😂😂😂😂 bhi pakda nahi jaata 👏👏👏

  • @abdulsamiruknuddin3364
    @abdulsamiruknuddin3364 2 роки тому +13

    As always.. enjoyed

  • @sanjibsagarchoudhury6982
    @sanjibsagarchoudhury6982 2 роки тому +1

    Hello "I am from assam. My name is Sanjib Kumar Choudhury,Organising sercretary of All Assam Poet Association . I want to inform about a verry crucial issue arrising in Assam now. The issue is ,the govt is going to cut about 7000 trees in Doboka region to expand the national highway ,which have several elephent corridors and many Gibons monkeys habitat.
    We and several organisation are protesting against it but govt already has marked those trees to cut . I therefore request you all to protest against it and make a video on this issue to aware the international community about it..please !!!

    • @anamjamal1429
      @anamjamal1429 2 роки тому +1

      What will happen to animals and environment

  • @hrrsh_hd
    @hrrsh_hd 2 роки тому +6

    Sir, please update when will you do your show in Ahmedabad??
    We are eagerly waiting.. ❤️

  • @gurjeetsing4160
    @gurjeetsing4160 Рік тому +1

    I am non-muslim, I really enjoy watching your videos sir, please keep uploading 🙏 🤣🤣

  • @vaibhavvnaik
    @vaibhavvnaik 2 роки тому +3

    Just hilarious! Har line mein blast(I mean punch 😋)
    P.S. Woh Goa waale show mein main tha! And it was a blast!

  • @user-hu8jz6nd1j
    @user-hu8jz6nd1j 2 роки тому

    रहमान भईया ज़बर्दस्त वैसे हम बिहार से हैं यहां क्रूज पर नहीं गांजा गाँव के नदिया पुल पर फूंकते हैं।
    लगे रहो भईया।

  • @biman4868
    @biman4868 2 роки тому +16

    Truly a Great actor and Standup Comedian. Manoj Bajpayee is truly a Gem.

    • @Habibifarooq
      @Habibifarooq 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @vinitv2555
      @vinitv2555 2 роки тому

      😂😂😂👌

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      @@Habibifarooq mam, may i know your prepective...on how religions affect women empowerment..and should religions change with time 🙏😌
      and Is marriage nacessary🙄.

    • @deletedvideo18
      @deletedvideo18 Рік тому

      😀🤣🤣

  • @vivekanandsingh2381
    @vivekanandsingh2381 2 роки тому +1

    Yaar naam toh bata do? For those who really don't know

  • @Mr.InvestmentWala
    @Mr.InvestmentWala 2 роки тому +6

    Love From Maharashtra 🇮🇳💞🇮🇳

  • @ajmal1856
    @ajmal1856 2 роки тому +1

    good bhai aap ne vinay bhai ke sath jo parti ki voh best hai aur jo hassi hassi main bhagto ko wash bhi kiya maine dekha ........

  • @ieditz2797
    @ieditz2797 2 роки тому +6

    Kya balance kiya bhai, North korea jesa feel ho raha h 🤣

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @taranjitkaur3277
    @taranjitkaur3277 2 роки тому

    Bhare hue bathe hai ..... had a blast in Goa ..... lol 😆 🤣 😂 😹

  • @ambarishhegde6643
    @ambarishhegde6643 2 роки тому +3

    In a joke if there is no truth then there is no punch 👊 people can't laugh 😁

  • @saibal_roy_27
    @saibal_roy_27 2 роки тому +17

    best stand up of recent time 👌👌👏

    • @Rehmankhan
      @Rehmankhan  2 роки тому +7

      Thanks bro 🙏

    • @saibal_roy_27
      @saibal_roy_27 2 роки тому +1

      @@Rehmankhan 🫂

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      @@saibal_roy_27 50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @raaj_barui
    @raaj_barui 2 роки тому +6

    Rehman bhai back on 🔥🔥🔥

  • @mdehteshamullah3287
    @mdehteshamullah3287 Рік тому +1

    6:30. Watch after Pathaan. His silence before roar.

  • @Mr.InvestmentWala
    @Mr.InvestmentWala 2 роки тому +7

    Allah Hum Sab Ko Sabhi Aapsi Firqo Me Batne Se Bachaye Ameen 🤲

    • @vkAwesomee
      @vkAwesomee 2 роки тому +1

      sub maan lunga
      bs allah 72 mese ek advance m dede

    • @mkmphysio9555
      @mkmphysio9555 2 роки тому

      Absolutely right

  • @vaibhavmishra2977
    @vaibhavmishra2977 2 роки тому

    Sir ji.....3din se apki hi video dekhe ja raha hu 😂😂 ek no

  • @ahmedsayyed4259
    @ahmedsayyed4259 2 роки тому +3

    Itna clean jokes aaj tak nahi suna
    Superb 👍

    • @aishaansari-nohijab7172
      @aishaansari-nohijab7172 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality..,👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html

  • @ComedyButt
    @ComedyButt 2 роки тому +5

    Great performance
    Great gags
    Thx

  • @prernathakur3619
    @prernathakur3619 2 роки тому +7

    Adani port wala was lit 🔥 kilo ke hisab se krne ka😂

    • @exmuslimsahil791
      @exmuslimsahil791 2 роки тому

      50% property right, TALAK ka right, Halala ban, job right, BURKHA freedom...gender equality.👍✌😊.
      KYA AAP MAN-WOMEN EQUAL RIGHTS SAHTE HAI?🙄 🙄.
      ua-cam.com/video/ycaxJ6eamv/v-deo.html
      QUR'AN 9:5, PARTITION REAL REASON.

  • @jimmybindra
    @jimmybindra 2 роки тому +5

    That was a good one Rehman bhai ..love from Jammu 🌺 ..Keep up the good work 👍🤘