@shantanu rao kyu bhai HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD JAI HIND PANKHE ME KOI B WIRE LAGA DE PANKHA GUMEGA RED BLACK YA BLACK RED MAIN BAAT YE HE KI PANKHA GUMNA CHAHIYE FULL SPEED ME
It's great daydreaming thought but it's not practical or possible ( at least in near future)where your own defense chiefs ,presidents openly admitted on media & their books/autobiography that all 4 wars were initiated from Pak establishment. There is huge trust deffciate & political instability.
@@utkarshagrawal2002 acha tu phor wo jo raat ka waqt kuch indian pilots na pakistan par hamla kiya tha or wo jo abhinandan na hamla kiya tha wo sab kiya tha bomb bomb khal rahy kiya
Sahi keha Jains Saab... Hindu,Muslim,Jain,Sikh,Isayi Dharmo mein Hum sab ke Bhagwan,God,Rabb Ko Manney k Tareeko mein Farak Ho Sakta hai... Pr Hum Insaan(Human)mein Basa Wo Rabb (God)Ik hai...Aur Outsiders mere Liye Wo hai jinke aander Wo Rabb 🙌🙏🤲🙏Nhi Shetaan 😈👹 Basta hai... Fir chahe wo... Aapne di yaha bethe... Dirty Politics khelne wale... Dharm k Thekedaar ho, Leaders ho...ya unke Liye Ladne wale Brainwash Blind Logg.... Yehi Hamare Dushmaan hai... Jai jinendra..🙏 Sat Sri Akal 🙏 Jai Shree RAM 🙏 Allah 🤲 God🙌 krne wale Loggo Mein Wo Ik hi Shakti hai Jo Hume Acha Insaan Human Banti hai...
@@Indianman536 acha madhrchot???... Wo jo patharbaazi krte h unko paisa tere ghar wale dete the? Mene to suna h pakisthan se funding ata h... Shayad tu raw agent hoga
I appreciate your sense of humor and style. That's how an intelligent man should be. Rather than loud, partial, noisy you stands with the people and everyone thats I applaud. Keep producing contents like this.
U know bhai aise lafaz wahan boley jatey hain Jahan Sab aik Na hon aik hone ka natak kar rahey hon... Kabhi kisi 2 sakey bhaiyon ko kehte Suna Hai k hum aik hain nai kyon k un ko pata hota hai k hum aik hain keh kar natak nai karte... Is liye Zara socho...
Strange Stranger bhai abhi bhi democracy hi hai India mai . Aisa stand up comedy Pakistan China ya fir north Korea mai karke dikhao , sidha latka denga . India mai joh freedom hum enjoy karta hai woh koi bhi country mai nahi hoga .👍👍 Jai hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
bro you are missing some politicians and some so called religious scholars and bigoted blind followers. which is roughly 30% and the rest 70% is the one which will keep this united and hopefully that 30% will slowly reduce and come to a nominal 3% only which was the case in 1906.
@@SaurabhGangwar1404 THANKS FOR REPLY... AND WHAT ABOUT ABHI NANDAN THE NATIONAL HERO??? NOW YOU TELL ME YOUR MEDIA STORY PLZ.. I NEVER TAKE SINGLE POINT OF AGENDA AND IM NOT A HINDU HATER .... I TELL YOU YOUR OWN MEDIA STORY , HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH COMMISSION REPORT... YOU JUST SEE THESE REPORTS ON THEIR WEB PAGES PLZ... IF HRWC IS BIASED TOWARDS INDIA, YOU CHECK YOUR OWN JUSTICE SYSTEM HAVING MORE THAN 500 Petitions pending out of 1200 only AHMADABAD RIOTS.. YOU MAY REJECT ME NOW AND YOU DO REJECT YOUR OWN VOICE, AND MODI GOVT REJECTS ALL SANE VOICES FOR JUSTICE TODAY.. BUT YOU MUST SEE HISTORY, TELLS US CRUELTY AND INJUSTICE NO LONGER SUSTAIN ANYWHERE NEITHER IN THE UNIVERSE NOR IN INDIA.. INDIA DOESN'T NEED AN OUTSIDE ENEMY LIKE PAK OR CHINA TO COLLAPSE BCZ MODI AND HIS RACIAL RELIGIOUS AND FASCIST IS MORE THAN SUFFICIENT TO CREATE KHALISTAN, INDPNDT KASHMIR, BANGOL AND MINI PAKISTAN.. BELIEVE ME I DONT APPRECIATE IT BCZ IF IT HAPPENS IN INDIA PAKISTAN SHALL ALSO ON THE PATH OF COLLAPSE... GOD BLESS US ALL
Har muslim ka hi nahi, har insaan ka ye farz banta hai k vo jis desh me rehta hai us desh se pyaar kare, nhi to jis desh se pyaar karta hai usi desh me rahe.
@SuperLarki1 chup toh tab bhi rahe jab jinnah nai hukumat ke liye mulq takseem krkr mujhe bolne layak nhi choda....chup tab bhi rahe jab hazaro musalmano ko balochistan mai sirf pakistani bne rehne k liye lahu luhaan krdiya chup tab bhi rahe jab islaam k naam par tashaddud hua aur puri duniya ka musalmaan ek hi nazariye sai dekha jane laga....chup tab bhi rahe jab 1955 mai bestonwood agreement sign hua .......chup tab bhi thai jab kuwait par iraq nai hamla kiya aur ek nai dusre ka galat mai saath diya......chup aaj bhi hai jab kashmir ke nojawano ko uksaaya jaata hai marjane k liye......chup khud apne aap mai ek taqat hai aur ek kamzori bhi ye insaan ki salahiyat hai ki wo use kya samjhe
@SuperLarki1 tumne bolkar aisi konsi islaam ki misaal dedi jo hum khamosh rehkar nhi de paaye.......mai is conversation ko lamba nhi lekar jana chata aap jo chahe wo samjhe......i love india i was loving india and insha ALLAH i will keep loving india .....keep indulging yourself into a trap of inhumanity .............islam is not a religion it's a deen and at last ek musalmaan tab tak ek achha musalmaan nhi ho sakta jab tak wo ek achha insaan ho......quran mai surah ahzab ki aayat no 125 padhlena ek na haq qatl saaari insaaniyat ka katl hai aur ekbekasoor ki jaan bachana saari insaaniyat ko bachana....quran ALLAH k alfaaz hai ek haruf ka inkaar bhi islaam sai kharij krdega ......ALLAH KE NABI KI HADEES KA MAFHOOM HAI KI APNE MULK SAI PYAAR KRO APNI MITTI SAI PYAAR KRO APNE MULQ KE KANOON KO MANO JO AISA NA KRE WO HUMME SAI NHI HAI......AAPNE YE BHI FARMAAYA KI HIND SAI MUJHE MERE CHANE WALO KI KHUSHBU AATI HAI..........KEEP HATING KEEP DISTRACTING KASHMIRI'S AND KEEP REBUKING INDIAN MUSLIMS BUT WE HAVE QURAN AND WE KNOWS IT.....KEEP MAKING FIRQA.....KEEP DOING INNOVATIONS ON THE NAME OF ISLAAM BUT DON'T MISS A CHANCE EVER OF DELIVERING A LECTURE ON INDIAN MUSLIM......DON'T FRAME YOUR COUNTRY AS PER ISLAMIC STANDARDS BUT KEEP PROMOTING TERRORISM......... SABKO KASHMIR CHAIYYE KASHMIRI KISI KO NHI CHAIYYE......PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO PROCEED THIS CONVENTION FURTHER MORE........LAKUM DEENU KUM WALYA DEEN.....TUM APNE DEEN PAR MAI APNE DEEN PAR
Ye hai asli Hindutva. Vasudev Kutumbakam. God is one but ways can be many. Unlike those ideologies which only believe in my way or highway. That's why India needs indianised islam like Sufism. Wahabism, Salafism needs to be banned in India. Then we all will live peacefully.
Bohot badi baat keh di apne bhaijaan. During Pulwama attack, my native place, NE, was burning with identity crisis, condemning ruling party as well as appealing justice. But when this attack broke out, we have united as a nation keeping in forefront the priority and necessity as time demanded. Insurgency never gonna breed in India , because, when it comes to the dignity of my nation, we are all one irrespective of caste, color, creed or State.
Amazing Rehman... End of the video that shayery was amazing and "Gurbat Ki Saltanat Me Paida Hua Jalalat Ka Paudha' is next level. Awesome 😂😂😂 Rehman's Fan Hit Like 👍
I know you from the days of great Indian laughter challenge and it's good to see you've transcended in medium and developed yourself to a meteoric level. Good to see you after so many days, man. Keep it going.
Muje to nahi pasand mere mulk ko koi mazaq me b bura kahe...... Wese b as usual ye bunda khud ko good Indian prove Kerna chah raha he..... Zakir is da best.... Ye sab fazool hn
This video is like a mixture of good comedy with lots of good messages like unity, awareness and little bit of patriotism 🇮🇳..... hats off Rehman Khan...👏👏
I started watching you when you had 2k followers. Now u reached 205k. Its because you are one of the best Stand up Comedians India has. Loved your content, your way of expression n everything you do in the show. Best wishes for your journey.
The way you spoke the shayri part was beyond words man! I have been following your videos for a while i genuinely think that you have a great talent! Too good!
मत भेद हो सकते है।हमारे बिच मन भेद नही होने चाहिये है :- स्वर्गीय अटल जी मैं भाजपा को सपोर्ट करता हूँ पर इसका मतलब ये नही हमे ओवसी सर पसंद नही । हमे ओवैसी सर भी बहुत पसंद है। ओर सुबर्मनय्ंम स्वामी जी भी । मत भेद हो जीत हार जो बस देश की अखंडता और एकता रहे । जय हिन्द जय माँ भारती ।
Rago Meh Khun Yaha Ka Hai Saans Meh Khush Buu Issi Zamin Ko Chuna Hai Khuda Ne Mere Liye Ke Tere Vaste Duniya Meh Ek Vatn Hi Sahi Magr Yeh Mulk Ibadat Ki Jaah Hai Mere Liye Or Jo Isse Jaan Se Jyada Na Pyaar Kar Paye Khuda Ka Voh Toh Vafadar Ho Nahi Sakta Or Khuda Se Jisko Ishq Hai Pyaar Mazhab Se Vatan Ka Vo Kabhi Gaddar Nahi Ho Sakta. JAI HIND JAI BHARAT
Sudhir and Anjana want burnol please koi inki madad kro 😂😂😂 And my favourite Tauba tauba Aur please guys mera bhi channel dekh lena agar achha lga to qki me modi nii jo jhut bolunga 😁😁
Dekh li okat in ki or kr friendship in sy karni ha to kisi sensible indian sy karo ma janta hu jo Pakistan ki izat karty hain. Or mujy lagta ha wo true indian ya sab chutiya hain Un ko dekh k india k lia respect ati ha in k lia gali to fir asy chutiya logo ko chodo jo piyar dy usy piyar do. India ma achy log bhi hain
@@usamaahmed8503 Ha bhaijan..waisa he jaisa balakot me 300 apke bhai bandhu tapke the tamatar lene aur bum gira phir. Dar ke abhinandan ko wapas bheja tha tb to aur mza aaya..ek banda dusre dushman desh me jake ye bolta h am i supposed to tell you that aur army kuch nhi ukhar pae..thu h aise army pe..waise bhaijan kal mission shakti bhi success hogya ab to china bhi khin chor na de aapko..thora dar ke raho bhaijaan🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
tumne 300 marne ka bola ham ne ek pilot pakra uski tasveer dekha di tumhara media graphical video bana ker tum logo ko bna raha ha ke hane ese kia lol army tumhari news channel per apni hikmate amli tyar ker rahi hoti ha tumah wo bhakshi apne logo ko kutta bolta ha jo ke sai bhi ha or election ki wajah se tomhara modi jang kerwana cha raha ha kiu ke kaam uane koi kia nai imran khan ne abhi nandan ko bhej kr jang rook di, ise kehte ha ikhlaqi jang jeetna or ye me nai tumhare journalist barkha dutt waghera ne kaha ha har cheez gun se nai demagh se bhi lari jati ha or i am supposed to tell you ke baad jo dubara video ai ha wo nai dekhi kia
@@usamaahmed8503 bhai..graphical video k matlab pta h..usme tmharre army k log dikh rhe h toh graphical kaiae hua..pura garv se abhinandan ne kaha..Am I supposed to tell you that..matlab kya mujhe tumko ye btana chie.. 😂😂
Very nice video... So true abt media and stuff and yeah when it's about India we all are together to oppose any country against India... And that last shayari was blast 🎆loved it ❤
@@pranshu1363 by abusing others you are just showing your low key and shallow standard. Indian Muslims are INDIANS and they also love India as much as we do. The only problem between Hindu and Muslims are that we still call me Hindus are Muslims and not INDIANS.Don't abuse or hate on one religion just to show your patriotism
Hey watched your comedy for the first time and totally enjoyed it.. Couldn't stop laughin..!! Keep up the good work and keep conveying positive messages in comedy... Lots of love from chota lekin bohat piyara pakistan... ❤❤
Anmol Goel Aisa sirf hum secular hindu log hi smjh skte hai ..baki to Kahi bhi dekh le muslim sirf aur sirf muslim Ko hi support krega . It's a fact Kahi bhi observe kr le
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The last few seconds of the video, the Shayari was above the peak Bhai....Jai Hind 👍👌🇮🇳.
that's the only reason i hit the like button. iam a bhakt
@@nishantsharma8386 arey bhai bhai bhai😂😂😂😂
@shantanu rao kyu bhai HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD JAI HIND PANKHE ME KOI B WIRE LAGA DE PANKHA GUMEGA RED BLACK YA BLACK RED MAIN BAAT YE HE KI PANKHA GUMNA CHAHIYE FULL SPEED ME
Haan shayri bolney par hi gardari ka lebal utre ga muslims k mathey sey wesey kisi ko yakeen nai aa sakta...
It's truth...
@shantanu rao Bharat Mata Ki Jay Or Pakistan papà Ki jey...
Ab khush hai tu...
Pakistan wale aisa boltey hain...
This is why I have stopped watching news channels and started watching stand up comedies...
me too
Stand-up comedians rocks
Specially tht tukde tukde gang leadr kunal my favorite
Me too
You are absolutely right, although I would advise you to see NDTV, most unbiased Indian media presently.
Comedians are doing work of Indian media.And media is doing work like comedians.So I stopped watching Indian news channels.
You are so true
@@mudasirfarooq4303 thanks brother
Y it's realty
@@imrannadeem24 yup brother
yes I also quit indian news channel. they should boycott coz they promote riots instead peace
As a Muslim and as a Pakistani. I support your argument. Great comedy, hope both nations will understand each other.☺
😏😏😌😌
@@madhurikumari2651 Kiya hogaya
@@sherazali-ry3yk bharat to hmesha se dosti chahta hai pr pakistan hi bar pakistan ne hi hmla kiya hai. wo bhi civilians pr
It's great daydreaming thought but it's not practical or possible ( at least in near future)where your own defense chiefs ,presidents openly admitted on media & their books/autobiography that all 4 wars were initiated from Pak establishment. There is huge trust deffciate & political instability.
@@utkarshagrawal2002 acha tu phor wo jo raat ka waqt kuch indian pilots na pakistan par hamla kiya tha or wo jo abhinandan na hamla kiya tha wo sab kiya tha bomb bomb khal rahy kiya
Great lines "We may have differences but for outsiders we are always united and one". Jai hind.
Yes Bhai
No... Who are outsider??? ... Who hell killed our crpf men... Outsiders??? Or the terrorists from Pakistan
Sahi keha Jains Saab...
Hindu,Muslim,Jain,Sikh,Isayi Dharmo mein Hum sab ke Bhagwan,God,Rabb Ko Manney k Tareeko mein Farak Ho Sakta hai...
Pr Hum Insaan(Human)mein Basa Wo Rabb (God)Ik hai...Aur
Outsiders mere Liye Wo hai jinke aander Wo Rabb 🙌🙏🤲🙏Nhi Shetaan 😈👹 Basta hai...
Fir chahe wo... Aapne di yaha bethe... Dirty Politics khelne wale...
Dharm k Thekedaar ho, Leaders ho...ya unke Liye Ladne wale Brainwash Blind Logg....
Yehi Hamare Dushmaan hai...
Jai jinendra..🙏
Sat Sri Akal 🙏
Jai Shree RAM 🙏
Allah 🤲 God🙌 krne wale Loggo
Mein Wo Ik hi Shakti hai Jo Hume
Acha Insaan Human Banti hai...
@@debasissabat5445 Indian jihadi killed them no outsider
@@Indianman536 acha madhrchot???... Wo jo patharbaazi krte h unko paisa tere ghar wale dete the? Mene to suna h pakisthan se funding ata h... Shayad tu raw agent hoga
Second bhai....Salute your sense of Humour
Now see sense of humor of Pakistan Army Maza Na aya to kehna...
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I appreciate your sense of humor and style. That's how an intelligent man should be. Rather than loud, partial, noisy you stands with the people and everyone thats I applaud.
Keep producing contents like this.
I like your thought. When you said we are different in country but if anybody say anything about our country.we are together. N Insha Allah forever.
We are not even different also..we are same..cuz we are Indian
Hmaare apne political opinion h, lkin hmaare khilaaf bologe to fir hum sb ek he bhai!
That was best. ❤️
U know bhai aise lafaz wahan boley jatey hain Jahan Sab aik Na hon aik hone ka natak kar rahey hon...
Kabhi kisi 2 sakey bhaiyon ko kehte Suna Hai k hum aik hain nai kyon k un ko pata hota hai k hum aik hain keh kar natak nai karte...
Is liye Zara socho...
Or muslim par etbaar karo ta k un ko aisi baatein kam karni parein...
Party koi bhi ay lekin.... Stand up kabhi rukna nahi chahiye 👍 👍 👍 😄
Kuch bhi kaho bhai... Democracy me jo maza hai wo Dicktator ship me nahi... Isliye bhakt mt bano khud k dimaag se socho... 😄
Strange Stranger bhai abhi bhi democracy hi hai India mai . Aisa stand up comedy Pakistan China ya fir north Korea mai karke dikhao , sidha latka denga . India mai joh freedom hum enjoy karta hai woh koi bhi country mai nahi hoga .👍👍 Jai hind 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
@@priyanshparikh3660 But wahan kitchen me Guss ke nahi marte
@@shamsuddinpatel8871 tumko kon maar gya kitchen me ghuske
Arey bhai ruling party koi bi ho congress ya bjp, kehke leni chahiye stand up me tbhi mja hai😂😂
Maza aa gya Bhai ....real Muslim wahi h Jo apne desh see pyar kre...I love my India or mere sabhi indian bhaiyo ko😊
Jay hind
Proud jai hind
Lv u 2 bro
Love from allahabad ❤
Bhai apka india apko apne L pr mar raha he.
Comedians are like 21st century poets and philosophers. 🇮🇳✌
Now Comedian fights for people
& Media fights for Political Parties.
@Kaliprasanna Pattnaik
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ikrrrr
@@yusra6802
hello ..
does'nt get it.
No one can break the power of unity of india...except media😂😂
100% truth
bro you are missing some politicians and some so called religious scholars and bigoted blind followers. which is roughly 30% and the rest 70% is the one which will keep this united and hopefully that 30% will slowly reduce and come to a nominal 3% only which was the case in 1906.
Salute to you sir, Indian writers are way more better and sensitive than Indian journalist.
Deepak Singh thy are not journalist ,, thy are brokers of bjp
3.9k dislikes......
I know these people are only anchors
Aur anchor ki aulad
Rehman bhai kya sense of humour bhai salute you 🙈🙈🙈
Great bhai
Once again you proven
That an Indian doesn't
Belongs to any religion
Yes you are right Indian Muslims doesn't have religion.☹️
@@TheTami4444 Yaar jab ek Pakistani humko apni media ka viewpoint leke sikhata hai to sirf hasi nikalti hai.
@@SaurabhGangwar1404 THANKS FOR REPLY...
AND WHAT ABOUT ABHI NANDAN THE NATIONAL HERO??? NOW YOU TELL ME YOUR MEDIA STORY PLZ.. I NEVER TAKE SINGLE POINT OF AGENDA AND IM NOT A HINDU HATER .... I TELL YOU YOUR OWN MEDIA STORY , HUMAN RIGHTS WATCH COMMISSION REPORT... YOU JUST SEE THESE REPORTS ON THEIR WEB PAGES PLZ...
IF HRWC IS BIASED TOWARDS INDIA, YOU CHECK YOUR OWN JUSTICE SYSTEM HAVING MORE THAN 500 Petitions pending out of 1200 only AHMADABAD RIOTS..
YOU MAY REJECT ME NOW AND YOU DO REJECT YOUR OWN VOICE, AND MODI GOVT REJECTS ALL SANE VOICES FOR JUSTICE TODAY.. BUT YOU MUST SEE HISTORY, TELLS US CRUELTY AND INJUSTICE NO LONGER SUSTAIN ANYWHERE NEITHER IN THE UNIVERSE NOR IN INDIA..
INDIA DOESN'T NEED AN OUTSIDE ENEMY LIKE PAK OR CHINA TO COLLAPSE BCZ MODI AND HIS RACIAL RELIGIOUS AND FASCIST IS MORE THAN SUFFICIENT TO CREATE KHALISTAN, INDPNDT KASHMIR, BANGOL AND MINI PAKISTAN.. BELIEVE ME I DONT APPRECIATE IT BCZ IF IT HAPPENS IN INDIA PAKISTAN SHALL ALSO ON THE PATH OF COLLAPSE...
GOD BLESS US ALL
Bhai thanks for ur support. We Indian Muslims are facing big troubles even though we love our nation. Plz support us bhai it's an emotional request
Heart touching last part!!! 💝 God bless u rehman bhai!!! 👏
You are just too good love the diversity of our country God help us thru this time Indian Muslims are a different breed
Mark my word this man is going to be one of the most loved stand up comedian in India .
Marked
Same thing I told about zakir khan to my friends , rest is history all u knw .
Bhai ye pichle 12 saal se rv pe struggle kr rha h...comedy circus mei b tha ye ...
But media vali baat shi bola
He need to improve his punch, his content is awesome.
It's a kind of " you've represented thoughts of MANY INDIANS who couldn't speak publicly". very good sense of humour, very nice punches ... Awesome
Rahman bhai , Aapne jo sahir ludhiyanavi sahab ka line padha woh bhot haqiqat hai. Hum sab ittefaque rakhte hai aise mijaj se.
love u from Pakistan ❤
1 muslim k yeAh farz hOta k wo apni mulk sa muhabbat kraY beshak uska lia jaan e kuu na daini parry ❤
Har muslim ka hi nahi, har insaan ka ye farz banta hai k vo jis desh me rehta hai us desh se pyaar kare, nhi to jis desh se pyaar karta hai usi desh me rahe.
True
@SuperLarki1 MUHABAT PURI INSAANIYAT SAI KRO MAGAR APNE MULQ K LIYE WAFADAAR RAHO KYOKI WAFADAARI IMAAN KA HISSA HAI
@SuperLarki1 chup toh tab bhi rahe jab jinnah nai hukumat ke liye mulq takseem krkr mujhe bolne layak nhi choda....chup tab bhi rahe jab hazaro musalmano ko balochistan mai sirf pakistani bne rehne k liye lahu luhaan krdiya chup tab bhi rahe jab islaam k naam par tashaddud hua aur puri duniya ka musalmaan ek hi nazariye sai dekha jane laga....chup tab bhi rahe jab 1955 mai bestonwood agreement sign hua .......chup tab bhi thai jab kuwait par iraq nai hamla kiya aur ek nai dusre ka galat mai saath diya......chup aaj bhi hai jab kashmir ke nojawano ko uksaaya jaata hai marjane k liye......chup khud apne aap mai ek taqat hai aur ek kamzori bhi ye insaan ki salahiyat hai ki wo use kya samjhe
@SuperLarki1 tumne bolkar aisi konsi islaam ki misaal dedi jo hum khamosh rehkar nhi de paaye.......mai is conversation ko lamba nhi lekar jana chata aap jo chahe wo samjhe......i love india i was loving india and insha ALLAH i will keep loving india .....keep indulging yourself into a trap of inhumanity .............islam is not a religion it's a deen and at last ek musalmaan tab tak ek achha musalmaan nhi ho sakta jab tak wo ek achha insaan ho......quran mai surah ahzab ki aayat no 125 padhlena ek na haq qatl saaari insaaniyat ka katl hai aur ekbekasoor ki jaan bachana saari insaaniyat ko bachana....quran ALLAH k alfaaz hai ek haruf ka inkaar bhi islaam sai kharij krdega ......ALLAH KE NABI KI HADEES KA MAFHOOM HAI KI APNE MULK SAI PYAAR KRO APNI MITTI SAI PYAAR KRO APNE MULQ KE KANOON KO MANO JO AISA NA KRE WO HUMME SAI NHI HAI......AAPNE YE BHI FARMAAYA KI HIND SAI MUJHE MERE CHANE WALO KI KHUSHBU AATI HAI..........KEEP HATING KEEP DISTRACTING KASHMIRI'S AND KEEP REBUKING INDIAN MUSLIMS BUT WE HAVE QURAN AND WE KNOWS IT.....KEEP MAKING FIRQA.....KEEP DOING INNOVATIONS ON THE NAME OF ISLAAM BUT DON'T MISS A CHANCE EVER OF DELIVERING A LECTURE ON INDIAN MUSLIM......DON'T FRAME YOUR COUNTRY AS PER ISLAMIC STANDARDS BUT KEEP PROMOTING TERRORISM......... SABKO KASHMIR CHAIYYE KASHMIRI KISI KO NHI CHAIYYE......PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO PROCEED THIS CONVENTION FURTHER MORE........LAKUM DEENU KUM WALYA DEEN.....TUM APNE DEEN PAR MAI APNE DEEN PAR
300 dislikers are news anchors Like zee news, aaj tak, Republic TV etc..... Or to aap samajdar Ho hi tum
Edit- they are 1700+ Now 😂😂
Sahi khel gaya😆
wannakkam pudducherry
Aur ndtv bhi
@@gyannguru8616 isme ndtb kha se aa gya 😂😂🤣🤣
tu apni gaand me Bhar le ..sale ..ye kutta kis fauji ki baat Kar rha ..tu Kar comedy lekin apne ..bare me kuchh nhi bolega ...
We want such brothers.I would like to be a secular with such brothers 😎😎
Hats off to your comedy 😂😂😂
Charity starts from home..lets be the one and try to make a difference.
You're The Best... Love You Rehman Bhai...
---- Assalamu Aalaikum ----
[Jai Hind Vandey Matram]
Ye hai asli Hindutva. Vasudev Kutumbakam. God is one but ways can be many. Unlike those ideologies which only believe in my way or highway.
That's why India needs indianised islam like Sufism. Wahabism, Salafism needs to be banned in India. Then we all will live peacefully.
Bhai me to assalam walekum samjhta tha😜
@@vikasmewara477 mein kuch samjha nahi big bro..?? Jara clear karke bataoge kiya..
@@the.candlelight_2094 aree bhai vo spelling aur pronunciation me confuse h wo bolra h ki vo Aalaikum ko walecum samjhta tha
@@harjeetsingh-ey4fh 🤫👌✍️🤲👍 Thanks For Clarification Bro...
Bhai ...I am Hindu-Maratha..... n proud of ......bt love ur show ...great....
Rehman bhai you are just Amaiging💗🇮🇳
Bohot badi baat keh di apne bhaijaan. During Pulwama attack, my native place, NE, was burning with identity crisis, condemning ruling party as well as appealing justice. But when this attack broke out, we have united as a nation keeping in forefront the priority and necessity as time demanded. Insurgency never gonna breed in India , because, when it comes to the dignity of my nation, we are all one irrespective of caste, color, creed or State.
Truely said..... Thats the power of indians.... Ami axomiya nohou dukhia... Joi ai axom...jai hind...
@@mixtech3964 Jai Aai Assam . Jai Hind 🙏
Intelligent Jokes ... Rehman bhai...
Comedians doing the work of journalists.
Amazing work
Very good rahman bhai... What a sense of humour.. Amazing...
Jai hind
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Aapka vidoe ka wait tha sir haha apna pakad ke Khal ,😅😅😅
Boss I am regular follower of ur videos... but in this video u have gone to next level 😂😂😂... hats of to you 😂😂😂... super hilarious 😆
Boss gone down or up????
Edit your comment, if you meant to praise!
It should be..... "gone up to"
Ya
U r may favourite man...for comedy...long live Rehman..making people laugh..really live ur acts...super man keep it up bro
hum Galiya nahi dete....😆😆😆😆😆✌️. Excellent Rehman bhai. As always this one was Fantastic 🤣🤣
Amazing Rehman...
End of the video that shayery was amazing and "Gurbat Ki Saltanat Me Paida Hua Jalalat Ka Paudha' is next level. Awesome 😂😂😂
Rehman's Fan Hit Like 👍
Paida nhi bhai ugaa hua.. Aur jalalat nhi zalaalat..
that is kader khan style though.
I know you from the days of great Indian laughter challenge and it's good to see you've transcended in medium and developed yourself to a meteoric level. Good to see you after so many days, man. Keep it going.
there are many things against pakistan. still i’m enjoying it. kyn k ye mazak hai aur isko positively dekhna chahye
love from pakistan
Dafa ho india k tattay
That's the attitude we should all have
That's nice ... thanq
Muje to nahi pasand mere mulk ko koi mazaq me b bura kahe...... Wese b as usual ye bunda khud ko good Indian prove Kerna chah raha he..... Zakir is da best.... Ye sab fazool hn
Love you from India
Sahi kaha bhai jab baat country ki aati hai toh #HUM sab ek hain
Kya bolti public bahot hard...!❤️
Gurbat ki saltanat me paida hua jalalat ka paudha...😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Matlab kya hai bhai?
@@dilbargaming8576 garibo ki beech me ek jalil admi paida hua
@@mushabnoori5292 jalil Aadmi bole to ?
First part samaj aa gya .dusre ka first se link nahi samja bhai
Bhai woh jalalat nahi ''Zalalat'' hota hai.
Love you rehman khan from the city of khans from Peshawar city ..apka hi intizaar tha
I really like him. He is so rational, balanced and funny.
Keep it up, country needs comedians like u...UNITED WE SHALL RISE..
Kamaal hai Rehman bhai.. Bhot khoob.. Aapne to dil khush kar diya.. Allaah aapko bhot zyada tarrakki aur lambi umr de
6:40 one of the best punch line bhai keep it up laage raho..🇮🇳🇮🇳🙋🙋
Which pakistani anchor is he talking about?
I am late by 5 months but I had to write this- I have watched your 3-4 videos and I am a big fan. ❤️
This video is like a mixture of good comedy with lots of good messages like unity, awareness and little bit of patriotism 🇮🇳..... hats off Rehman Khan...👏👏
I started watching you when you had 2k followers. Now u reached 205k. Its because you are one of the best Stand up Comedians India has. Loved your content, your way of expression n everything you do in the show. Best wishes for your journey.
Awesome ... We can have different political opinions but as a country we are one ...
Sir aapka video mujhe bht pasand hain,mera mood jab off rehta hain tab aapka video dekh leta hoon ....you are a great person
The way you spoke the shayri part was beyond words man!
I have been following your videos for a while i genuinely think that you have a great talent!
Too good!
Haha bhai ye talent dekho Sab bhool jao gey...
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Hahahahaha
मत भेद हो सकते है।हमारे बिच मन भेद नही होने चाहिये है :- स्वर्गीय अटल जी
मैं भाजपा को सपोर्ट करता हूँ पर इसका मतलब ये नही हमे ओवसी सर पसंद नही । हमे ओवैसी सर भी बहुत पसंद है। ओर सुबर्मनय्ंम स्वामी जी भी ।
मत भेद हो जीत हार जो बस देश की अखंडता और एकता रहे ।
जय हिन्द जय माँ भारती ।
You can see our unity in comments, some are As****ls, but majority is live for love & peace 💘🇮🇳
Yes Bro We all are One. Our Unity our Strength
Correct bhai
Kamaal rehman bhai.. Blkl Muhammad kaif wala role ada kr rhy ho 👍
Sahi pakda h... Lekin Apna Bhai Mast h... Bhaari comedy Sher
Khan shab dil jit liye yar aaaap👌👌👌
I'm subscribing u today✌✌✌✌
Rehman sir u r the real power of comedy.... Heats off u sir.... 😎😎😎😎😎
What a incredible performance brilliant brother next level performance 😍👌👍 amazing Rahman Bhaai jaiHind 🇮🇳🙏
Waah, bhai waah🤣🤣🤣
*Gurbat k sultanat me ugey huye jalalat ki powda* Hahaha, what a comical sentence, Love from Assam.
Rago Meh Khun Yaha Ka Hai
Saans Meh Khush Buu
Issi Zamin Ko Chuna Hai Khuda Ne Mere Liye
Ke Tere Vaste Duniya Meh Ek Vatn Hi Sahi
Magr Yeh Mulk Ibadat Ki Jaah Hai Mere Liye
Or Jo Isse Jaan Se Jyada Na Pyaar Kar Paye
Khuda Ka Voh Toh Vafadar Ho Nahi Sakta
Or Khuda Se Jisko Ishq Hai Pyaar Mazhab Se Vatan Ka Vo Kabhi Gaddar Nahi Ho Sakta.
JAI HIND
JAI BHARAT
Md Wahid true brother . only Nation first . Jai hind jai Bharat 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Shandar jabardast zindabad
Kya baat hai bhai!
love from maharastra
Jai hind bhai...
Bhai aapki ye "hum sab ek h " wali baat bilkul sahi h👍👍👍👍👍👍
( thank you bhai)
Nalanda ko jalaya, 30000 temple's ko toda croro ko convert kiya par phir bhi mafi nahi mangte hai
@Rukman Mukherjee so you think you can say the same thing to Muslims and survive?
@@Top5-s1f8s Bhai, kehna kya chahte ho? Chalo Rehman Bhai maafi maang lo. Rehman maafi maang bhi lega. But kya uske baad tum apna anti muslim thought process badal paaoge? Think again.
@@SaurabhGangwar1404 kya Muslim is desh ki culture or tradition ko accept karenge?
@@SaurabhGangwar1404 agar lagta hai tumhe ki nahi mitegi hasti tumhari.
To ye bhi jaan lo ki kabhi iran me bhi thi basti tumhari.
Sudhir and Anjana want burnol please koi inki madad kro 😂😂😂 And my favourite Tauba tauba
Aur please guys mera bhi channel dekh lena agar achha lga to qki me modi nii jo jhut bolunga 😁😁
Arnab Goswami too
Ravish Barkha too
@@catastrophicteen3781 Bhai vo comadian hai please uska insult mt kro 😁
Hahaha😂🤣. Watching from 🇧🇩
Hindi bhujte paren??
Your comedy will bring unity among all indians..keep sharing ur thoughts...
8:05 se ending...Superb...jaihind🏳️🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
Apne bhai jesa koi hardich ni h 😍😍😜❤️
Hum badtamizi bhi badi tameez me rehkar karte hai😂😂😂
hii
That's another "OUT OF THE PARK HIT" From RAHMAN BHAI...!!! HATS OFF...!!
Zakir bhai 1st Then Rehman Bhai
Love U both bro's From Ajmer Sharif.
Maan gaye Rehman bhai this is your best stand up video I feel.
Aap k videos positive effect padate he public par.... respect++
We do have differences but when it comes to our country we are together 👏👏👏👏
Why do we have differences???
@@sharimparvezansari because of religion
Religion cast language ideology thoughts and many things bt as indan we all r one
I am Pakistani.... u or doing good work. I wish Pak and India one day become a friend.
Esa hone nhi wala kyonki khaane ko daana nhi or..............
Isslie aapse mera निबेदन है ki aap ese बाहियात sapne dkhna chhod de plzz
PKMKB
Bhool ja
Don't worry abt negative comments thy are from it cell
Dekh li okat in ki or kr friendship in sy karni ha to kisi sensible indian sy karo ma janta hu jo Pakistan ki izat karty hain. Or mujy lagta ha wo true indian ya sab chutiya hain
Un ko dekh k india k lia respect ati ha in k lia gali to fir asy chutiya logo ko chodo jo piyar dy usy piyar do. India ma achy log bhi hain
Aaj phle baar mujhe iske video dekh k hasi k saaath garv bhi hua🇮🇳🇮🇳
Edit: Thank You guys for your likes😆
jesa abhinandan ko pakarker hame hua tha😂
@@usamaahmed8503 Ha bhaijan..waisa he jaisa balakot me 300 apke bhai bandhu tapke the tamatar lene aur bum gira phir. Dar ke abhinandan ko wapas bheja tha tb to aur mza aaya..ek banda dusre dushman desh me jake ye bolta h am i supposed to tell you that aur army kuch nhi ukhar pae..thu h aise army pe..waise bhaijan kal mission shakti bhi success hogya ab to china bhi khin chor na de aapko..thora dar ke raho bhaijaan🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳
tumne 300 marne ka bola ham ne ek pilot pakra uski tasveer dekha di tumhara media graphical video bana ker tum logo ko bna raha ha ke hane ese kia lol army tumhari news channel per apni hikmate amli tyar ker rahi hoti ha tumah wo bhakshi apne logo ko kutta bolta ha jo ke sai bhi ha or election ki wajah se tomhara modi jang kerwana cha raha ha kiu ke kaam uane koi kia nai imran khan ne abhi nandan ko bhej kr jang rook di, ise kehte ha ikhlaqi jang jeetna or ye me nai tumhare journalist barkha dutt waghera ne kaha ha har cheez gun se nai demagh se bhi lari jati ha or i am supposed to tell you ke baad jo dubara video ai ha wo nai dekhi kia
@@usamaahmed8503 bhai..graphical video k matlab pta h..usme tmharre army k log dikh rhe h toh graphical kaiae hua..pura garv se abhinandan ne kaha..Am I supposed to tell you that..matlab kya mujhe tumko ye btana chie.. 😂😂
@@ayushsinha7516 please send me that video I will be Indian citizen from that day which you said about that you have the proof otherwise fuck off
😂😂😂😂bhai bhai bhai....Epic dialogue
ग़ुरबत की सल्तनत में उगा हुआ जलालत का पौधा 😂😂😂
😍😍 " Apne waley PM ki shaadi karwa do , Raat ke 3 baje Pelta hai" hilarious lines.....🤗😓😓😜
Or tere wale to 3/3 kr ke v nhi smbhal raha paa ji
ooh bhaii imagination may hi zinda rahna reallity mat daikhna kabhi reality is abhinandan ....koi aik body dikhao strikes ki.....
@@wahabqazi2847 Strike Ki body Dekhna hai Toh 1971,1999 ki Dekhi😂
haha
Boss u rock... In last comment.
"hum sab ek hai" 👍👍👍
Close your eyes and listen,
Arshad Warsi doing stand up for you😂
Exactly brother rightly said
Right
Arreh bencho
Sahi bola yaar 😂😂😂😂.
Exactly
So true 😁
Respect to all the religions🙏
EXCEPT ISLAM
Very nice video... So true abt media and stuff and yeah when it's about India we all are together to oppose any country against India... And that last shayari was blast 🎆loved it ❤
u r too good man...very intectual stand up comedian...nt many will reach to u😊😊😊
Love Your Comedy Respect from Pakistan 🇵🇰❤️
Tera sga Bhai h ye le ja isko
@@pranshu1363 kyo be hutiye
Q image kharaab kar ra hamare desh ki 😡
@@stub_burn1462 ek number ke sudh chutiye ho tum 🙄
@@pranshu1363 by abusing others you are just showing your low key and shallow standard. Indian Muslims are INDIANS and they also love India as much as we do. The only problem between Hindu and Muslims are that we still call me Hindus are Muslims and not INDIANS.Don't abuse or hate on one religion just to show your patriotism
@@pranshu1363 hutiye tere jaise logo ki wajah se hi desh ka mahol kharab hote hain 😡
SALAM REHMAN BHAI U R AWESOME MATLAB BEST N CLASSY STAND UP. ..WE R PROUD OF YOU. ..MASHALLAH. ..
Jio Pathan.
It's Pathan Courage to cross all the boundaries. Nice Comedy. No.1
abe har baat pe religion kyu ke ate ho tumlog?
@@MysiaGaming pathan kabse religion ban gya?
@@MysiaGaming Pathan is not a religion, it is a race.
Pathans are usually known for their fearlessness and courage.
*Tumhare vale ko kabhi BHOSDIWALE bole kya*
😂😂😂😂
Best line
Super
Savage Bhai 😂😂😂😂
Haha us ney kabhi mokka e nai diya kisi ko k aisa bola jaye us ko...
😁😁😁😁
Rehman bhai we have politically differences . An artists like you can fill this gap by creating understanding
Hey watched your comedy for the first time and totally enjoyed it.. Couldn't stop laughin..!! Keep up the good work and keep conveying positive messages in comedy... Lots of love from chota lekin bohat piyara pakistan... ❤❤
I love you sara
Rehman khan & Zakir Khan are legends of stand up comedy 👏
Bhai zakir khan ke saamne rehman kuch bhi nhi, he is legend
Kunal ko mat bhul bhai...
@Rajeev Shrivastava kya mtlb?
@Rajeev Shrivastava bhai usko jo pasand h usne bol diya, isme koi muslim ki baat nhi h, aur zakir khan to sahi comedian h
Anmol Goel Aisa sirf hum secular hindu log hi smjh skte hai ..baki to Kahi bhi dekh le muslim sirf aur sirf muslim Ko hi support krega . It's a fact Kahi bhi observe kr le
Hats off sir....i laughed throughout 😄😄 n proud in the end🇮🇳🇮🇳
Sense of humour mind blowing...
Jab mulk ki baat aayegi to hum Ek Hain...
Ishwar humesha aapko Khush rakkhe Rehman Bhai....🙏
Ye video trending me aani chaiye... 💯💯
Phir Jung hi Sahi.....👍👍
"Straw ghusa ker hemoglobin chus Liya" was best one
What an intelligent comedian!
Hats off to you Rehman bhai
Every one should love his country love from 🇵🇰Peshawar
*Bhaijaan you're awesome*
May Allah give you more success
Assalamualaikum
Bilkul ✔️ appi Jaan
@@faizanalam6330 he will get on his own
Aaag laga diya iss video ne yaar...😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Kam se kam 3 million to honge hii ...
Zyada se zyada no.limit...
New rising star comedian...
🐣🐣😚😙😗😘😍😍😘😚😙😗😗
Hahaha U r amazing Bhaiya 😂👌
I’m from Ludhiana and Sahir Ludhianvi ( 8:30 )studied in SCD college where I’m pursuing my B.A.
Lots of love from Ludhiana ❤️