If this was meant as a joke, it would be childish and not funny. But if it's not, and you're truly confounded, I don't know what to tell ya. It's just lines on a watch
Buddy, I love your channel, but seeing a butthole in these watches (without someone pointing it out) might be more of a personal projection on your part. I would never have seen it, and I’m not hearing other channels talking about it. I realize that I can’t speak for any other listener or channels (aside from guessing), but this just seems kind of way out in left field. Sort of like a Rorschach test and you’re seeing buttholes, while others are seeing a simple pattern. It’s your channel and you get to express your views - I get that, but you seem a bit obsessed with this dial pattern. ❤
I wonder politely whether he has butthole nightmares. Can he see his own butthole? It's reaching the point where all of us can see the butthole in him, that's for sure.
Haha to each his own, I think a lot of watchmakers are trying to pull a Grand Seiko and do textured dials to cash in on the trend but not all of them look that good and these butthole dials aren't classy looking like many of the GS textured dials are / were. I think this is a funny way of pointing that out.
This dial is inspired by nature patterns. It is very clearly a puffer fish nest that inspired it and i can't say that this falls within the trend you believe to see. I say this respectfully of course I love your content
I do see that this channels content change overtime. Bashing Citizen? Come on man. We can do better than bashing a good, honorable and extremely competent brand.
Surely you have better comments to say about the watch industry than the drivel that I have just watched. This is without doubt one of the best watches that I have seen this year..... The texture dial is amazing and I am just about to order mine in the UK.
You have a full beard and are sounding about as immature as a 12 year old. The pattern is clearly the sand art created by the "fugu" pufferfish. There are a few videos on UA-cam that show how these fish are able to do this and it's quite amazing.
@jeremiahballenger8506 sorry my comment is misleading. I have the pale yellow face full lume dial one. Which has a nice blue on the bezel. Its my favorite watch looks wise.
I guess you have a dirty mind if all you see is assholes. I think this looks like a really nice watch and the dial is rather pretty. I like the left handed crown too.
This is the dumbest thing I've heard. Bro did you even read the article? 4th paragraph: "The texture on the dial is a direct reference to the complex patterns Fugu puffer fishes draw in the sand as part of their mating ritual." - go watch a video about puffer fish 🤦🏽♂️
I own several solar-powered radio-sync Citizen watches and… from my point of view there’s no compelling argument for buying anything else. Of course I live within range of a suitable radio station… It’s easier to keep your watch on a windowsill if you’re not wearing it for a few days than put it in a winder gadget.
I would love to have one of the radio-controlled Citizens. Most of their watches have Eco-Drive but a lot less are radio controlled. I love the idea of just “set it and forget it”.
Eco-Drive is the WAY TO GO with Citizens. I've got a Promaster SST and it's fantastic. Eco+Radio is even better. I like the styling of this watch but their list price is at least $100 high.
I've read that you will be replacing Henry as the new Superman. When you fly across our screen what watch will you be sporting? Will there be a separate "clark" watch?...2 watches or 1???
This is clearly just perception. I can't be entitled to say vanilla is F%$ S%$$T only cuz I don't personally like it. I thought it was nice until you said the word "butthole" now i can't unsee it. So thank you for that! This might not be the nicest dial and even if is ugly I am sure is inaccurate to say "Citizen made an a$$ of themselves." No, is just an ugly dial. The least thing we should be doing is bashing those brands that overall bring balance to the snobby hobby of watches. Citizen deserves ABSOLUTELY WAY more respect than this, even with an ugly dial.
Now I can’t under it in so many of the new watches I’m seeing. I really wanted an Eagle Eye because I’ll never have a Royal Oak. But No! Thanks to Jory instead of seeing the eye of an eagle all I see now is an anus!!! Thanks a lot!!!
You have me wanting one of these in brown... Maybe pink dial w/a brown bezel. An a55hole on my wrist would enable farting in watch snobs' faces with ease.
I wonder if this trend began with the water wave texture dials like that Grand Seiko and the Islander Bay Port and others that have waves like bodies of water on the dial. Dials started getting more textured features and an obvious progression for that on a radially symmetrical object like a round watch is to do radially symmetrical textures. So eventually you end up with butthole wrinkles.
I just brought the full lume 'butt hole' dial fugu. Base on the research, butt hole is the mating pattern buff fish made on ocean floor during mating season. Can't wait to put this one on and show off my glowing intention at night.😂
I’m going to give you credit, and say that you couldn’t be that ignorant… but you must be, because you said it on video…. that is the pattern,that the puffer fish makes in the sea floor, the sand….. not an asshole., pattern.
Really? REALLY? Give me a BREAK. Take a break it's your impression, not mine. I guess you know a little too well what a butthole looks like and don't like them? Actually as someone points out, it's not that at all. On the other hand, I think the watch costs too much for what you get. It's nicely styled but THAT amount of money? I just bought a DM Titanium GMT Diver NH34 Automatic from Aragon. It's just date, not day, but it has a 24-hour rotating bezel + exhibition case back, so you get three time zones and a show. It was on sale for $149 (MSRP $600) at Aragon, and it's the best money I've ever spent on a watch. You won't see a butthole in the dial. At least I hope not.🤣
@@fark69 Sometimes I see Jesus' face in a cloud. Then it turns into Satan. Then it turns into Taylor Swift. It keeps repeating: "Jesus. Satan. Taylor Swift." What the hell is going on? Lol. Did you know that back in the '90s, some radical feminist Women's Studies professors actually wrote analyses (no pun intended) about how the drawing/painting of a camel on packs of Camel cigarettes contained all manner of gynophobic references including hidden phallic symbols and so forth? The fun part is that statistically speaking, women live longer than men and more men smoke Camels than women, so the joke's on them!!
If this was meant as a joke, it would be childish and not funny. But if it's not, and you're truly confounded, I don't know what to tell ya. It's just lines on a watch
Buddy, I love your channel, but seeing a butthole in these watches (without someone pointing it out) might be more of a personal projection on your part. I would never have seen it, and I’m not hearing other channels talking about it. I realize that I can’t speak for any other listener or channels (aside from guessing), but this just seems kind of way out in left field. Sort of like a Rorschach test and you’re seeing buttholes, while others are seeing a simple pattern. It’s your channel and you get to express your views - I get that, but you seem a bit obsessed with this dial pattern. ❤
I wonder politely whether he has butthole nightmares. Can he see his own butthole? It's reaching the point where all of us can see the butthole in him, that's for sure.
Haha to each his own, I think a lot of watchmakers are trying to pull a Grand Seiko and do textured dials to cash in on the trend but not all of them look that good and these butthole dials aren't classy looking like many of the GS textured dials are / were. I think this is a funny way of pointing that out.
Yeah I honestly never would have thought butthole Myself, and have a hard time seeing what's so horrible about these watches
You are not alone, Time Teller! I thought the same thing about that design pattern. I prefer a cleaner looking dial. Guess I'm just being anal!
The watch is called the Fugu, AKA puffer fish. That is a puffer fish mating ritual. The male makes this pattern in the sand to attract females.
This dial is inspired by nature patterns. It is very clearly a puffer fish nest that inspired it and i can't say that this falls within the trend you believe to see. I say this respectfully of course I love your content
Puffer fish nests are awesome. The way they craft their nests to mimic a human butthole never ceases to amaze me. 😮
I think it's possible it's both - they intended to produce a watch with a fugu pattern but what we ended up with is another butthole.
ua-cam.com/video/1k0MMxhOVpA/v-deo.html
I do see that this channels content change overtime. Bashing Citizen? Come on man. We can do better than bashing a good, honorable and extremely competent brand.
Bro, why do you keep talking about buttholes?
Cause he might be one
Its the pattern of the Fugu nest, that it makes in the sand. Everything isn't taint adjacent guys .
Two Dudes, One Watch
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I was thinking the same joke 🤣
When you see in this dial what you claim to see, perhaps your heart is a bit full of that ;).
Surely you have better comments to say about the watch industry than the drivel that I have just watched.
This is without doubt one of the best watches that I have seen this year..... The texture dial is amazing and I am just about to order mine in the UK.
This has to me the most ridiculous watch review have seen you do….extremely disappointed coming from a pro
You have a full beard and are sounding about as immature as a 12 year old. The pattern is clearly the sand art created by the "fugu" pufferfish. There are a few videos on UA-cam that show how these fish are able to do this and it's quite amazing.
I think it looks pretty cool; like sands on the beach
"Hey, do you know what the time is?"
"yeah, let me check my asshol- I mean watch"
I would love to see Jory take a Rorshach test 😂
I got the pale yellow and blue one and it looks awesome
Do you like the blue or yellow better? Look wise
@jeremiahballenger8506 sorry my comment is misleading. I have the pale yellow face full lume dial one. Which has a nice blue on the bezel. Its my favorite watch looks wise.
I guess you have a dirty mind if all you see is assholes. I think this looks like a really nice watch and the dial is rather pretty. I like the left handed crown too.
This is the dumbest thing I've heard. Bro did you even read the article? 4th paragraph: "The texture on the dial is a direct reference to the complex patterns Fugu puffer fishes draw in the sand as part of their mating ritual." - go watch a video about puffer fish 🤦🏽♂️
Agreed. Dude has glasses 🤓 but can’t read right lol 😆 and quick to misjudge
I own several solar-powered radio-sync Citizen watches and… from my point of view there’s no compelling argument for buying anything else. Of course I live within range of a suitable radio station…
It’s easier to keep your watch on a windowsill if you’re not wearing it for a few days than put it in a winder gadget.
I would love to have one of the radio-controlled Citizens. Most of their watches have Eco-Drive but a lot less are radio controlled. I love the idea of just “set it and forget it”.
Eco-Drive is the WAY TO GO with Citizens. I've got a Promaster SST and it's fantastic. Eco+Radio is even better. I like the styling of this watch but their list price is at least $100 high.
Off the subject but, what do you think about the Clive Cussler Doxa?
This design must be a ream-come-true for proctologists.
You deserve a million likes
@@mathews749 🤣
I love your channel but this obsession is telling me you need to consult a psychologist my friend.
Who started the association first?😂
I've read that you will be replacing Henry as the new Superman.
When you fly across our screen what watch will you be sporting?
Will there be a separate "clark" watch?...2 watches or 1???
This reveals more about you than the watch 😂
Disagree. I think it’s a nice watch. I see nothing anal here.
I like your reviews, but not your rants.
Also tired of your obsession with Hodinkee.
Watch dials are like a Rorsach test.
Sooooooo true apparently
Long live the BH dial! Currently listening to Johnny smoke by the BH surfers
I like big buttholes but not on my watches.
Time Teller is the Butthole sufers your favorite band 😂
This is clearly just perception. I can't be entitled to say vanilla is F%$ S%$$T only cuz I don't personally like it. I thought it was nice until you said the word "butthole" now i can't unsee it. So thank you for that!
This might not be the nicest dial and even if is ugly I am sure is inaccurate to say "Citizen made an a$$ of themselves." No, is just an ugly dial.
The least thing we should be doing is bashing those brands that overall bring balance to the snobby hobby of watches. Citizen deserves ABSOLUTELY WAY more respect than this, even with an ugly dial.
Got that balloon-knot dial, the forbidden donut 🍩
Leather Cheerio..
Wow,what an awful take😅
Jokes on you, Im into that shit
600 bucks for a watch with 250 dollar specifications and build quality is plain silly.
You really talk rubbish at times....
We just like Buttholes man. We need to see then on our wrist, and its a reminder that a prostate exam is coming or a colonoscopy. :D
Or known as the Fu-Pu am I right?!
Now I can’t under it in so many of the new watches I’m seeing. I really wanted an Eagle Eye because I’ll never have a Royal Oak. But No! Thanks to Jory instead of seeing the eye of an eagle all I see now is an anus!!! Thanks a lot!!!
Once you have seen it you can not in un see it😂
You have me wanting one of these in brown... Maybe pink dial w/a brown bezel. An a55hole on my wrist would enable farting in watch snobs' faces with ease.
My brother in moses, you're the one seeing buttholes.
No one else saw them Jory... 😂
looks like a little kid drew lines on the dial
This was just homophobic and a miss, it looks fine
I wonder if this trend began with the water wave texture dials like that Grand Seiko and the Islander Bay Port and others that have waves like bodies of water on the dial. Dials started getting more textured features and an obvious progression for that on a radially symmetrical object like a round watch is to do radially symmetrical textures. So eventually you end up with butthole wrinkles.
Great looking watch...
I knew T3 wd say something abt that dial when I first saw this launched... 😆
This is a super cool watch built like a tank
It still looks better than that Rolex Skittle watch. 😂
Haven't watched the video yet
Butt for some reason I think TTT has a particular fetish
Maybe I haven't seen as many b-holes as you have, but I don't see it. It's a starburst design. But you're still awesome T3.
I just brought the full lume 'butt hole' dial fugu. Base on the research, butt hole is the mating pattern buff fish made on ocean floor during mating season. Can't wait to put this one on and show off my glowing intention at night.😂
Actually looks more like coral, no butthole here, move along........... Ever seen a plate coral?
I actually like this dial...
Shorts can go
Hmm, I'm watching a BH right now... 😞
It´s rugous!!! 🍩
Came for info...wasted my time.
You crazy bro, 😂😂😂 I don't see, but hole , 😂😂😂
I’m going to give you credit, and say that you couldn’t be that ignorant… but you must be, because you said it on video…. that is the pattern,that the puffer fish makes in the sea floor, the sand….. not an asshole., pattern.
Fugu? Poogoo!
This trend stinks.
I like it and I don’t see it as a but h…
Sphinctology
One positive is that it reminds you to get a colonoscopy !
Really! I think you're offensive, not the watch
Man. That was lame.
E Pluribus Anus
lol I accidentally like the watch
LOL!
I heard this watch was inspired by the planet Uranus.
Really? REALLY? Give me a BREAK. Take a break it's your impression, not mine. I guess you know a little too well what a butthole looks like and don't like them? Actually as someone points out, it's not that at all. On the other hand, I think the watch costs too much for what you get. It's nicely styled but THAT amount of money? I just bought a DM Titanium GMT Diver NH34 Automatic from Aragon. It's just date, not day, but it has a 24-hour rotating bezel + exhibition case back, so you get three time zones and a show. It was on sale for $149 (MSRP $600) at Aragon, and it's the best money I've ever spent on a watch. You won't see a butthole in the dial. At least I hope not.🤣
It kinda looks like a poop hole tho
@@fark69 Sometimes I see Jesus' face in a cloud. Then it turns into Satan. Then it turns into Taylor Swift. It keeps repeating: "Jesus. Satan. Taylor Swift." What the hell is going on? Lol. Did you know that back in the '90s, some radical feminist Women's Studies professors actually wrote analyses (no pun intended) about how the drawing/painting of a camel on packs of Camel cigarettes contained all manner of gynophobic references including hidden phallic symbols and so forth? The fun part is that statistically speaking, women live longer than men and more men smoke Camels than women, so the joke's on them!!
Dude is weird
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You whining, much to do about nothing. If you don't like it, don't buy it.🙃