Citizen's Made An A$$ Of Themselves w/ This New Fugu Release!

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  • Опубліковано 19 січ 2025

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  • @Hgoenge81
    @Hgoenge81 Рік тому +41

    If this was meant as a joke, it would be childish and not funny. But if it's not, and you're truly confounded, I don't know what to tell ya. It's just lines on a watch

  • @ethanlareau3970
    @ethanlareau3970 Рік тому +69

    Buddy, I love your channel, but seeing a butthole in these watches (without someone pointing it out) might be more of a personal projection on your part. I would never have seen it, and I’m not hearing other channels talking about it. I realize that I can’t speak for any other listener or channels (aside from guessing), but this just seems kind of way out in left field. Sort of like a Rorschach test and you’re seeing buttholes, while others are seeing a simple pattern. It’s your channel and you get to express your views - I get that, but you seem a bit obsessed with this dial pattern. ❤

    • @Alex-px2mb
      @Alex-px2mb Рік тому

      I wonder politely whether he has butthole nightmares. Can he see his own butthole? It's reaching the point where all of us can see the butthole in him, that's for sure.

    • @fark69
      @fark69 Рік тому +3

      Haha to each his own, I think a lot of watchmakers are trying to pull a Grand Seiko and do textured dials to cash in on the trend but not all of them look that good and these butthole dials aren't classy looking like many of the GS textured dials are / were. I think this is a funny way of pointing that out.

    • @Hgoenge81
      @Hgoenge81 Рік тому +5

      Yeah I honestly never would have thought butthole Myself, and have a hard time seeing what's so horrible about these watches

    • @richardporter1564
      @richardporter1564 6 місяців тому

      You are not alone, Time Teller! I thought the same thing about that design pattern. I prefer a cleaner looking dial. Guess I'm just being anal!

  • @JulioMo
    @JulioMo Рік тому +15

    The watch is called the Fugu, AKA puffer fish. That is a puffer fish mating ritual. The male makes this pattern in the sand to attract females.

  • @Henceforth-q8y
    @Henceforth-q8y Рік тому +61

    This dial is inspired by nature patterns. It is very clearly a puffer fish nest that inspired it and i can't say that this falls within the trend you believe to see. I say this respectfully of course I love your content

    • @veganbutcherhackepeter
      @veganbutcherhackepeter Рік тому +9

      Puffer fish nests are awesome. The way they craft their nests to mimic a human butthole never ceases to amaze me. 😮

    • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
      @Makingnewnamesisdumb Рік тому

      I think it's possible it's both - they intended to produce a watch with a fugu pattern but what we ended up with is another butthole.

    • @heavyjohnny
      @heavyjohnny 3 місяці тому

      ua-cam.com/video/1k0MMxhOVpA/v-deo.html

  • @metallicarockacion
    @metallicarockacion Рік тому +10

    I do see that this channels content change overtime. Bashing Citizen? Come on man. We can do better than bashing a good, honorable and extremely competent brand.

  • @Libertà_sopra_vita
    @Libertà_sopra_vita Рік тому +16

    Bro, why do you keep talking about buttholes?

  • @drbobsnightmare2521
    @drbobsnightmare2521 Рік тому +16

    Its the pattern of the Fugu nest, that it makes in the sand. Everything isn't taint adjacent guys .

  • @247tubefan
    @247tubefan Рік тому +26

    Two Dudes, One Watch

  • @merkeet
    @merkeet Рік тому +9

    When you see in this dial what you claim to see, perhaps your heart is a bit full of that ;).

  • @ColinJeffreys-i8l
    @ColinJeffreys-i8l 3 місяці тому +1

    Surely you have better comments to say about the watch industry than the drivel that I have just watched.
    This is without doubt one of the best watches that I have seen this year..... The texture dial is amazing and I am just about to order mine in the UK.

  • @fike301
    @fike301 10 місяців тому +5

    This has to me the most ridiculous watch review have seen you do….extremely disappointed coming from a pro

  • @Mr_Santo5
    @Mr_Santo5 Рік тому +3

    You have a full beard and are sounding about as immature as a 12 year old. The pattern is clearly the sand art created by the "fugu" pufferfish. There are a few videos on UA-cam that show how these fish are able to do this and it's quite amazing.

  • @borgerandfries4139
    @borgerandfries4139 Рік тому +4

    I think it looks pretty cool; like sands on the beach

  • @LockheedMartinF22Raptor7
    @LockheedMartinF22Raptor7 Рік тому +6

    "Hey, do you know what the time is?"
    "yeah, let me check my asshol- I mean watch"

  • @Angry_Gnome
    @Angry_Gnome Рік тому +15

    I would love to see Jory take a Rorshach test 😂

  • @KLP368
    @KLP368 Рік тому +4

    I got the pale yellow and blue one and it looks awesome

    • @jeremiahballenger8506
      @jeremiahballenger8506 7 місяців тому

      Do you like the blue or yellow better? Look wise

    • @KLP368
      @KLP368 7 місяців тому

      @jeremiahballenger8506 sorry my comment is misleading. I have the pale yellow face full lume dial one. Which has a nice blue on the bezel. Its my favorite watch looks wise.

  • @johanvandersandt8904
    @johanvandersandt8904 Рік тому +6

    I guess you have a dirty mind if all you see is assholes. I think this looks like a really nice watch and the dial is rather pretty. I like the left handed crown too.

  • @hauntingthegrave
    @hauntingthegrave 11 місяців тому +2

    This is the dumbest thing I've heard. Bro did you even read the article? 4th paragraph: "The texture on the dial is a direct reference to the complex patterns Fugu puffer fishes draw in the sand as part of their mating ritual." - go watch a video about puffer fish 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @roderickmorales
      @roderickmorales 9 місяців тому +1

      Agreed. Dude has glasses 🤓 but can’t read right lol 😆 and quick to misjudge

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Рік тому +12

    I own several solar-powered radio-sync Citizen watches and… from my point of view there’s no compelling argument for buying anything else. Of course I live within range of a suitable radio station…
    It’s easier to keep your watch on a windowsill if you’re not wearing it for a few days than put it in a winder gadget.

    • @appalachiangunman9589
      @appalachiangunman9589 Рік тому +2

      I would love to have one of the radio-controlled Citizens. Most of their watches have Eco-Drive but a lot less are radio controlled. I love the idea of just “set it and forget it”.

    • @Alex-px2mb
      @Alex-px2mb Рік тому +4

      Eco-Drive is the WAY TO GO with Citizens. I've got a Promaster SST and it's fantastic. Eco+Radio is even better. I like the styling of this watch but their list price is at least $100 high.

  • @johnrand9799
    @johnrand9799 Рік тому +1

    Off the subject but, what do you think about the Clive Cussler Doxa?

  • @MyEnemy
    @MyEnemy Рік тому +12

    This design must be a ream-come-true for proctologists.

    • @mathews749
      @mathews749 Рік тому +2

      You deserve a million likes

    • @MyEnemy
      @MyEnemy Рік тому +1

      @@mathews749 🤣

  • @michelcoulon3923
    @michelcoulon3923 Рік тому +2

    I love your channel but this obsession is telling me you need to consult a psychologist my friend.

  • @CADAVREFILMS
    @CADAVREFILMS Рік тому +1

    Who started the association first?😂

  • @dmntuba
    @dmntuba Рік тому +2

    I've read that you will be replacing Henry as the new Superman.
    When you fly across our screen what watch will you be sporting?
    Will there be a separate "clark" watch?...2 watches or 1???

  • @REEE_Larson
    @REEE_Larson 9 місяців тому +1

    This reveals more about you than the watch 😂

  • @Andrew8126
    @Andrew8126 Рік тому +2

    Disagree. I think it’s a nice watch. I see nothing anal here.
    I like your reviews, but not your rants.
    Also tired of your obsession with Hodinkee.

  • @PapriceP
    @PapriceP Рік тому +3

    Watch dials are like a Rorsach test.

  • @birdytiger
    @birdytiger Рік тому +2

    Long live the BH dial! Currently listening to Johnny smoke by the BH surfers

  • @PYRO200055412
    @PYRO200055412 Рік тому +3

    I like big buttholes but not on my watches.

  • @billyrossi4661
    @billyrossi4661 Рік тому +1

    Time Teller is the Butthole sufers your favorite band 😂

  • @watchroll3310
    @watchroll3310 Рік тому +1

    This is clearly just perception. I can't be entitled to say vanilla is F%$ S%$$T only cuz I don't personally like it. I thought it was nice until you said the word "butthole" now i can't unsee it. So thank you for that!
    This might not be the nicest dial and even if is ugly I am sure is inaccurate to say "Citizen made an a$$ of themselves." No, is just an ugly dial.
    The least thing we should be doing is bashing those brands that overall bring balance to the snobby hobby of watches. Citizen deserves ABSOLUTELY WAY more respect than this, even with an ugly dial.

  • @fawkesandhound
    @fawkesandhound Рік тому +2

    Got that balloon-knot dial, the forbidden donut 🍩

    • @johnr3265
      @johnr3265 Місяць тому

      Leather Cheerio..

  • @elgatoconbotas5
    @elgatoconbotas5 7 місяців тому +2

    Wow,what an awful take😅

  • @chjeltness
    @chjeltness Рік тому +5

    Jokes on you, Im into that shit

  • @PocketUau
    @PocketUau Рік тому

    600 bucks for a watch with 250 dollar specifications and build quality is plain silly.

  • @colinjeffreys7833
    @colinjeffreys7833 Рік тому +2

    You really talk rubbish at times....

  • @ignaciopadilla5150
    @ignaciopadilla5150 Рік тому +1

    We just like Buttholes man. We need to see then on our wrist, and its a reminder that a prostate exam is coming or a colonoscopy. :D

  • @AZPB12
    @AZPB12 Рік тому +2

    Or known as the Fu-Pu am I right?!

  • @LlyleHunter
    @LlyleHunter Рік тому +2

    Now I can’t under it in so many of the new watches I’m seeing. I really wanted an Eagle Eye because I’ll never have a Royal Oak. But No! Thanks to Jory instead of seeing the eye of an eagle all I see now is an anus!!! Thanks a lot!!!

  • @alienbiker5036
    @alienbiker5036 Рік тому +1

    Once you have seen it you can not in un see it😂

  • @Tony-ib2vm
    @Tony-ib2vm 3 місяці тому

    You have me wanting one of these in brown... Maybe pink dial w/a brown bezel. An a55hole on my wrist would enable farting in watch snobs' faces with ease.

  • @TheAussiePencil
    @TheAussiePencil Рік тому +1

    My brother in moses, you're the one seeing buttholes.
    No one else saw them Jory... 😂

  • @newtopicz
    @newtopicz Рік тому +3

    looks like a little kid drew lines on the dial

  • @Friends_and_fragrances
    @Friends_and_fragrances 8 місяців тому +1

    This was just homophobic and a miss, it looks fine

  • @Makingnewnamesisdumb
    @Makingnewnamesisdumb Рік тому +2

    I wonder if this trend began with the water wave texture dials like that Grand Seiko and the Islander Bay Port and others that have waves like bodies of water on the dial. Dials started getting more textured features and an obvious progression for that on a radially symmetrical object like a round watch is to do radially symmetrical textures. So eventually you end up with butthole wrinkles.

  • @juzubumi
    @juzubumi 10 місяців тому

    Great looking watch...

  • @cartoonpete407
    @cartoonpete407 Рік тому

    I knew T3 wd say something abt that dial when I first saw this launched... 😆

  • @jonharry6293
    @jonharry6293 7 місяців тому

    This is a super cool watch built like a tank

  • @LambentOrt
    @LambentOrt Рік тому

    It still looks better than that Rolex Skittle watch. 😂

  • @SpaceG95
    @SpaceG95 Рік тому +2

    Haven't watched the video yet
    Butt for some reason I think TTT has a particular fetish

  • @bettygreene6642
    @bettygreene6642 Рік тому

    Maybe I haven't seen as many b-holes as you have, but I don't see it. It's a starburst design. But you're still awesome T3.

  • @han7902
    @han7902 6 місяців тому

    I just brought the full lume 'butt hole' dial fugu. Base on the research, butt hole is the mating pattern buff fish made on ocean floor during mating season. Can't wait to put this one on and show off my glowing intention at night.😂

  • @michaelbradley6488
    @michaelbradley6488 Рік тому +1

    Actually looks more like coral, no butthole here, move along........... Ever seen a plate coral?

  • @johnr3265
    @johnr3265 Місяць тому

    I actually like this dial...

  • @spencersmustache2844
    @spencersmustache2844 Рік тому +1

    Shorts can go

  • @strshooter7399
    @strshooter7399 Рік тому

    Hmm, I'm watching a BH right now... 😞

  • @renetruzzi0
    @renetruzzi0 Рік тому +1

    It´s rugous!!! 🍩

  • @jf2mad
    @jf2mad 9 місяців тому

    Came for info...wasted my time.

  • @marcobaraco3000
    @marcobaraco3000 Місяць тому

    You crazy bro, 😂😂😂 I don't see, but hole , 😂😂😂

  • @scottbollinger3641
    @scottbollinger3641 5 місяців тому

    I’m going to give you credit, and say that you couldn’t be that ignorant… but you must be, because you said it on video…. that is the pattern,that the puffer fish makes in the sea floor, the sand….. not an asshole., pattern.

  • @jimmccaig7946
    @jimmccaig7946 Рік тому

    Fugu? Poogoo!

  • @endy_fx
    @endy_fx Рік тому +1

    This trend stinks.

  • @josephpatenaude642
    @josephpatenaude642 Рік тому +1

    I like it and I don’t see it as a but h…

  • @wasiegwebu3371
    @wasiegwebu3371 Рік тому +1

    Sphinctology

  • @markandlynneshapiro4027
    @markandlynneshapiro4027 Рік тому +1

    One positive is that it reminds you to get a colonoscopy !

  • @johnf8216
    @johnf8216 Рік тому +1

    Really! I think you're offensive, not the watch

  • @jamesgregory2918
    @jamesgregory2918 Рік тому +1

    Man. That was lame.

  • @Getsome757
    @Getsome757 Рік тому +1

    E Pluribus Anus

  • @GaugeReality
    @GaugeReality Рік тому

    lol I accidentally like the watch

  • @xabierarzuaga6586
    @xabierarzuaga6586 Рік тому +1

    LOL!

  • @johnfrei9057
    @johnfrei9057 Рік тому

    I heard this watch was inspired by the planet Uranus.

  • @Alex-px2mb
    @Alex-px2mb Рік тому +1

    Really? REALLY? Give me a BREAK. Take a break it's your impression, not mine. I guess you know a little too well what a butthole looks like and don't like them? Actually as someone points out, it's not that at all. On the other hand, I think the watch costs too much for what you get. It's nicely styled but THAT amount of money? I just bought a DM Titanium GMT Diver NH34 Automatic from Aragon. It's just date, not day, but it has a 24-hour rotating bezel + exhibition case back, so you get three time zones and a show. It was on sale for $149 (MSRP $600) at Aragon, and it's the best money I've ever spent on a watch. You won't see a butthole in the dial. At least I hope not.🤣

    • @fark69
      @fark69 Рік тому

      It kinda looks like a poop hole tho

    • @Alex-px2mb
      @Alex-px2mb Рік тому

      @@fark69 Sometimes I see Jesus' face in a cloud. Then it turns into Satan. Then it turns into Taylor Swift. It keeps repeating: "Jesus. Satan. Taylor Swift." What the hell is going on? Lol. Did you know that back in the '90s, some radical feminist Women's Studies professors actually wrote analyses (no pun intended) about how the drawing/painting of a camel on packs of Camel cigarettes contained all manner of gynophobic references including hidden phallic symbols and so forth? The fun part is that statistically speaking, women live longer than men and more men smoke Camels than women, so the joke's on them!!

  • @psantini5963
    @psantini5963 Рік тому +1

    Dude is weird

  • @Techshark001
    @Techshark001 Рік тому

    😑

  • @bobdrexler5342
    @bobdrexler5342 Рік тому

    You whining, much to do about nothing. If you don't like it, don't buy it.🙃